So, I've got a few 'Reviews' that I'd like to address here... Because quite frankly, they really freaking piss me off.

First, there's this one,:

'I've been waiting for a crossover fan fiction of Soul Eater and Sonic with Shadow as the center of attention. And someone finally makes one. Only to have A F#%KING FEMALE SHADOW!

NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG...(we are experiencing technical difficulties) NO NO, TGIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU DO NOT, REAPEAT DO. NOT. F#%K AROUND WITH! I've been waiting for this crossover for years and you give me a female SHADOW! F#%K THIS FANFIC!'

Awwwww, I'm SOOOOO sorry, little guy. I didn't mean to hurt your widdle feewings by writing something you don't like. Don't worry! From now on, I'll target YOU specifically! Because as we all know, the entire world revolves around what YOU want! Forget what OTHER people might wanna write! Nope! It's ALL about you! ...Seriously, though, he struck again with another fic I wrote:

'Ok, why does everyone HAVE to write a crossover fanfic where fem version of and iconic character saves Crona. Why does that character HAVE to a female. Just have the character be male and have save the kid. I'm complaining about because there was also one that involves a fem version of, and your not gonna believe this, Shadow the Hedgehog saves Crona from Medusa. Again I ask, why do you NEED to have a fem version of an iconic character save Crona. It doesn't work, stop doing it, you idiots.'

First, let's take a moment to acknowledge the fact that he doesn't seem to possess enough functioning brain cells to notice that these two fics were written by the same guy. Second, blatantly insulting someone for writing a fanfiction with a genderswapped character that you don't have to read or even acknowledge. Eeeey, congrats, buddy! You're an asshole! Who are you to dictate what does and doesn't work? Just because a no-name, brainless jackass like you doesn't like it doesn't mean other people won't enjoy it. Why not think before you type out your self-serving, whiny, 'it's all about me' drivel?

Then there's this other guy who basically spammed my Guest reviews with the same basic review: 'Are you actually gonna write a story or just clog the site up with the same thing?'

First of all, you're an idiot. There are VERY clear differences in my stories that you'd have to be blind, deaf and just all around stupid not to notice. Second, why the hell does it matter what I do? It doesn't effect you in any shape, way or form, so why take the time to write up the same review on basically every single story I've written? Do you think it's going to stop me? No. It's only gonna piss me off and make me want to continue doing it ten times more out of spite. So, I'm gonna redirect your own review back at you: Are you gonna post an actual constructive review, or are you just gonna clog up my Guest Reviews with the same damn thing over and over again?

Why do I post this? Because I just want to vent. Because in all honesty, the Guest Reviews are a cancer on the site. Don't get me wrong, I do acknowledge the fact that I DO get legitimately kind reviews from guest reviewers. But I also suffer from getting trolls, idiots and just all-around assholes in the guest reviews.

Why is there not an option to block guest reviews? Seriously, why the hell isn't there an option for that? Sure, you can prevent other people from seeing the nasty, hateful stuff people say about you, but what if some of us don't want to read that crap at all? I, for one, can't stand it when people post stuff like that in the guest reviews because they're guranteed to get away with it. At least with registered users pissing you off, you can tell them where to shove it, block them and go on with your merry day.

To all guest reviewers out there who AREN'T jackasses, thank you for your support of us fanfiction writers.

To all guest reviewers who abuse the privilege to troll, mock, belittle, bitch and whine about fanfics and writers you don't like, just go throw your computer into a trash compactor. And maybe yourself too, so we don't have to deal with your nonsense.

Thanks for listening, guys.