A/N: This one was kinda short and slow. Thanks for KobeNiku and Edgy for helping me write this chapter.

Chapter 8

"And finally, the summoning circle. This is where I summon servants. Any questions?"

Inkrael smiled before glancing back towards the two.

"Not in particular, no."

Ozimyy glanced towards the Brain of the Moon.

"Oh come on Kobe, you got to be curious about something."

"No need to push her Ozimyy, not everyone is going to get into Fate like we do."

Noticing the woman displaying no signs of interest, merely staring towards the circle before the vampire sighed. She supposes she couldn't rope Kobe into the franchise. Or should she say magic system now?

"By the way, I think Nfirea should be arriving soon."

"About time."

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Momonga saw an unfamiliar sight ahead of him. What should be a quaint village was now a small fortified city.

The carriage paused as Ninya, the brunette magic caster glanced towards Nfirea, the blonde alchemist with a bowl haircut.

"What's wrong Nfirea?"

"That wall didn't exist before. Let alone the village being that big. It's almost like it's become a city."

Momonga recalled Inkrael mentioning him staying in Carne. Something about setting up a base of operations in the village, looks like he went too far.

Walking towards the gate whilst passing all of the guards unnoticed, kitsu found herself inches away from knocking to the front gate. Only for her arm to be grabbed.

"I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to sneak through the guards like that."

Letting go of Kitsu's arm, Inkrael groaned before facepalming.

"I can't believe you knew what I was going to do already, that was Ink-redible!"

Momonga felt [Emotional Suppression] keeping him from cringing. He didn't want to say it earlier but he may have made a mistake picking Kitsu as a companion with him.

It's it too late to choose the giant flying turtle? Or the destructive vampire loli?

"So you gonna greet them or are you just going to wait for the Swords of Darkness to do something in awkward silence?"

Speaking of destructive vampire loli, a portal opened to reveal the very vampire loli he was thinking about exiting the [Gate].

"OZIMYY!"

Kitsu rushed towards the vampire, Ozimyy immediately rotated her body in response to avoid Kitsu's attempt to hug her. Before she could stop her momentum Kitsu found herself slamming towards the city wall.

"Well, hi there Kitsu." The vampire responded, trying not to laugh.

"Muu, so mean… You could have let me hug you!"

Ozimyy let out a chuckle in response. "Yeah, but that would give you what you want. Without a challenge."

"But I'm playing easy mode right now!"

Ozimyy held her laughter at the cat girl's whining. "Ehh? Easy modo? How lame, only kids play easy mode!"

"Git gud, scrub." KobeNiku contributed whilst exiting the [Gate], overhearing the two.

"Well, I am a child at heart here."

"Bro you're almost 30 years old, shut up." KobeNiku deadpanned, suppressing the urge to lunge at the cat girl.

"And I'm a child at heart too, what's your point?" Ozimyy also deadpanned along with the brain of the moon.

Momonga felt inclined to agree with the two. He would have also deadpanned if it wasn't for [Emotional Suppression].

"It's more fun." KobeNiku suppressed the urge to facepalm at that response, Ozimyy didn't have such restraint. As the vampire's hand slid out of her face, she noticed how the environment had suddenly desaturated around her.

"Oh? Is that an invitation to mess with you?"

"Sure, if I get some benefits out of it." Kitsu responded, as though she didn't notice the voice appearing in midair nor the fact that everyone besides Ozimyy and Kobe froze in place.

"How does the idea of being sent to a separate dimension isolated from everyone in a room for a hundred million billion years if you don't do anything sound?"

"Nah, that sounds boring."

The voice chuckled at the cat girl's attempt to look unfazed, the fact that the cat girl thinks it cares is cute to it.

"Well, you better start sweating scrub. Otherwise I'll have to give you time out."

"I could bump the difficulty to Lunatic if you want." The vampire bumped into the conversation, better the guild does something to mess with themselves than the being who probably has no limits.

"Fuck it, Lunatic mode engage!"

"I could live with that."

Ozimyy sighed, she didn't think her last minute offer actually had any weight behind it. "Remind me to deal with Clem and friends before the Swords of Darkness finishes their escort. Wouldn't want them to ruin my plans right?"

"Got ya."

Just as time restored itself and colour resaturates, a voice rang to Ozimyy's head.

"Ozimyy, I overheard you talking to ROB. I got a proposition for you. It sounds stupid but I'll guarentee a 100% pull for any character you want for your FGO account."

"I'd rather have a computer with Touhou 15.5 to play with, but sure."

As much as Ozimyy doesn't like to cheat when rolling there is nothing wrong with KobeNiku making some device to accurately predict who's going to be rolled right? That's not hacking, that's just using convenient tools.

"You do this, you get the pull. But if you want the computer with the game you do something else."

Well, worth a shot. At least she could get Merlin.

"Alright sure, so what's the proposition?"

Had KobeNiku not been using [Message] Ozimyy could have sworn Kobe would be giving off a smug smile.

"I'll give you some manga about fox girls for you to burn, record Kitsu's reaction and if you make sure that my involvement is not made known in any way shape or form and if you add your own flavour of chaos and insanity you might just get the computer."

So adding in extra flavour might get her the computer after all… Probably something said just to entice her now that she thinks about it. Then again a guaranteed Merlin hacked free is already worth the deal in her eyes.

"So long as it's not about Ran or Senko you have yourself a deal!"

"I'll be going to Nfirea if you need me."

Just as the message ended, KobeNiku proceeded to walk towards the alchemist. Ozimyy was about to do the same but paused momentarily as she glanced towards the dark armoured Overlord.

"Hey Momonga, just a heads up. ROB just appeared just now, got something I wanna talk to you about."

"Ah great timing, I'd also like to talk to you about ROB. Heydrich had set up a meeting."

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Ninya stared towards the three girls, it seemed as though Kitsu knew about the little girl in red.

Thinking back, she came out of a portal spell she didn't recognise, didn't she.

"What was that spell she used?"

Though she had a talent for learning spells, she couldn't wrap her head around how the one the little girl used worked.

"Erm, if I were to guess it's some sort of portal spell to move through great distances. Perhaps even worlds." Glancing towards the voice, she noticed Momon standing next to her.

"Were you aware of such a spell in your travels, Mister Momon?"

Momon looked back towards her. "Umu, I've seen it before. It's a very high level spell from what I've heard."

Ninya tilted her head, Momon did mention he went around travelling for a while before becoming an adventurer. His skills already were comparable to an Adamantite class adventurer judging from how he slew the ogre during the goblin ambush.

"Did you know who that girl in red was, Mister Momon?"

"I have seen her a few times, I just never had the opportunity to talk before. Was too busy dealing with a rampaging vampire at the time."

"I… I see…"

Ninya contemplated if she should ask the swordsmen to vouch for her or not before she snapped back to reality. Her mind scrambled trying to find something to do before she remembered she should be escorting Nfirea.

It didn't take very long to find him standing next to a blonde haired girl. Seeing his face beating red whilst turning his face away from the girl. Ninya felt a wave of nostalgia hit her momentarily, memories of a time much simpler.

"S… So, what's with the knights?"

"Sir Inkrael summoned them to protect the village, he along with two other mages came to save us when we were attacked by the empire's knights."

A wave of guilt hit Ninya as she remembered the reason as to why she became an adventurer in the first place.

"Tsuare…"

"Oh? Ninya? What are you doing here?"

Perking up, her eyes hovered towards Nfirea looking back at her. Her face turned red.

"N… Nevermind me, I… I was just trying to find where you were. The job isn't done until we escort you home right?"

"O… Oh right! I'll be with you in a moment."

Ninya couldn't help but sigh, seeing the state of the village turned city she'd assumed the place was safe enough for now. Though she could never be so sure, not after her sister…

"Well, I still have to help distribute potions to the storehouse. They might look like blood but they worked like a charm."

Ninya noticed Nfirea had paused momentarily, though only briefly to the point that the other girl couldn't notice.

"Say, who gave you these potions?"

"I believe it was Madam KobeNiku. The silver haired woman in blue and red."

Nfirea froze. Ninya thought back to the silver haired woman who appeared shortly after the little girl from the portal. Was she the alchemist the girl was talking about? She could understand why Nfirea would feel that way, she would have felt the same if she happens to miss a master magician she could learn from the same way Nfirea did.

Unbeknownst to them all, the very alchemist in question had been listening into their conversation the entire time.

"Too easy." KobeNiku smirked momentarily before disappearing.

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Tenshi pondered where best to find a corpse whilst walking through the halls of the 6th floor, her mind entertained the idea of asking Aura. Aura wouldn't mind her paying a visit right? So long as she doesn't disrupt her during her role playing sessions, that is.

Grabbing the pin on her hair, she opened a hole on the colosseum wall. Tenshi found herself looking at Lutemis, the green power armour wearing Doom Slayer, standing in between a dark knight with a glowing amethyst hue and a dark cyborg whose helmet is reminiscent of a skull.

"Alright you two, five minutes and no killing. I'm looking at you Edgy."

The dark knight shifted back in response, the purple hue glowing dimmer momentarily.

"I would never."

"Right, you guys are not to engage until the count to 3. I don't want any of you jumping in even microseconds prematurely."

"What are you guys up to?"

Tenshi jumped in, though she could guess judging on the enchanted blade and the red laser sword.

"Ah, nothing just the usual, but with a bit more pain this time."

Lutemis shrugged, not bothering to intervene with the two. She supposes with advanced healing magic injuries aren't as much of a concern here. Especially when death could be fixed with a snap of a finger, never mind what the reality warpers could do.

"Maybe for Nihi."

"We'll see about that."

Had Lutemis not been wearing the Doomslayer's helmet she might have caught him rolling his eyes.

"Right… 1, 2, 3!"

Immediately after the doomslayer uttered the word the two proceeded to lunge towards each other.

Tenshi watched the two engage briefly before recalling the reason as to why she was here in the first place. As much as she would like to watch she did say she was going to find a corpse to resurrect.

Zesshi wouldn't be very happy if she were to just leave the half elf to watch the hourly grudge match between the two after all. That and she had more stories to write and canvases to paint.

Heat seared towards Edgy's arm as the laser sword sliced it cleanly off the dark knight. Seeing the follow up strike coming the knight shifted his body from the swing before jumping back, disappearing from sight.

The cyborg jumped to the side just as the knight swung his blade, his arm fully restored as though nothing had happened to it.

"Those ash powers, really fucking annoying."

"Skill issue?"

"No, just annoying."

Thrusting his arm towards the knight, an invisible wave rushed the knight as he sidestepped out of the way.

Swinging his arm towards the unhinged knight, the cyborg hovered the palm of his hand towards him.

"You will submit!"

"Submit deez nutz!"

Jumping back, the cyborg shifted his body whilst the knight's blade grazed his cyborg implants on his chest. His jump turned to a flip as Nihi attempted to gain distance from the ashen knight.

"Well, I would ask if you knew where any corpses are but I can see that you are busy. As much as I'd like to stay, I did promise Zesshi I'd teach her spell cards. I don't want to keep her waiting after all."

"Don't worry, this shit will just repeat in an hour or so." Lutemis shrugged in response before stepping away from the cyborg's trajectory just as the knight lunged towards him.

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AtheistBasmentDragon's eyes flickered on. Slowly gaining his bearings he quickly noticed the sky being pitch black.

Lowering his head, he noticed the absence of flesh around his hand. Panicking flooded his mind momentarily only for him to feel something suppress that feeling almost immediately.

"Could it be?"

Inspecting his body, he quickly found his suspicions confirmed. He is Ainz Ooal Gown.

How did he get here? All he was doing was writing his latest volume of Who Endures. His attention may have drifted momentarily from the story but that isn't usually what would merit an isekai would it? Unless he was reincarnated via Re:Zero's logic.

Shifting his attention to the clothes he wore, he noticed it wasn't the usual dark amethyst robe Ainz usually wore but a robe closer to an olive green colour scheme mixed with a red outline. More importantly however was the very surface he stood on.

The ground was white and powdery, something often described to be the surface of a certain natural satellite.

Raising his head once more, ABD scanned the area for a certain blue marble on the sky. His eye holes soon discover a blue marble hovering above him. His suspicions once again confirmed.

"Well, this is quite the predicament."

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Canonical Omake by KobeNiku

The full moon shone brightly that night. In the remote clearing deep within the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, a single room was dimly lit in Eientei. In the House of Eternals where the immortal princess slept in peace with her retinue of Lunar and Earth rabbits, Yagokoro Eirin sat hunched by her desk in her study, meticulously poring over stacks of notes.

Something strange was afoot. Not long after the appearance of odd cracks in the fabric of reality in Gensokyo a week ago, Flandre Scarlet went missing. The entire Scarlet Devil Mansion was understandably shaken, most of all Remilia. The cracks themselves never lingered for long, making it difficult to discern what they were. The most logical conclusion that Eirin could gather from her analysis of the peculiar phenomenon was that this could only be the work of a powerful entity. Perhaps even a god. But who?

The Hakurei shrine maiden claimed that none of the gods she could call upon, including the Hakurei God, knew anything about it nor had a hand to play in it. None of the Great Sages knew either, evidently seen in the disturbed concern Yukari had when she approached her yesterday. It definitely could not be the Moriya gods since reality warping does not fall under the scope of their powers.

The closest being within Gensokyo that could be responsible for this incident would be Yukari but her genuine worry made that assumption false. The candle atop her desk flickered as a gust of wind gently blew against her face. Eirin immediately froze and silently prepared a spell.

There were no windows in her study and the door was firmly slid shut.

When she tried to look up from her notes, however, everything froze. The flame that danced atop her candle was as still as a statue. She could not move. Try as she might, her body refused to move. Only her eyes and the steady beating of her heart were allowed to move and function.

"Sharp, aren't we?" a disembodied voice spoke in her ear and all around her, "Guess that 'Brain of the Moon' moniker is no joke, eh? Not too shabby indeed…"

The voice chuckled, alternating between a child's voice and an adult's. "You are correct in assuming that the perpetrator of this… 'incident' is none other than a very powerful being. Oh, yes, I am powerful, yes, very."

Eirin tried scanning around the room as best as she could in her paralysed state yet she saw no one. Not a presence to be found.

"How rude, I'm always present. In many universes and timelines, I am the constant. I do not profess myself to be a god but I don't blame anyone for thinking so. My abilities know no bounds."

The voice roared in laughter as Eirin rolled her eyes.

"Aw, come on. Let a lad have his fun, wouldja? Then again, you are perfect for what I have in store for you~!"

Suddenly, reality itself tore open into a gaping maw from above her, slowly descending like an anaconda. The voice laughed again.

"I live for this! Where you're going, it'll be a surprise! You might not even be yourself anymore! I only expect one thing out of you, nothing more, nothing less."

She continued forcing her body to move but nothing seemed to work. The darkness was already about to swallow her whole. She'd have liked to ask what he expected of her but surviving seemed more important.

"Oh, before you go, here's a parting gift from me to you," the voice taunted just as Eirin's head was consumed by the hole in reality. "I am no god but I am a powerful entity. None know of me but many have heard of me, my omnipotence knows no limits and reality can be anything I desire or seek. I am naught but a random omnipotent being, but please, call me…"

R.O.B.

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Things have been looking up lately for him. His mental health's getting better, his workouts are already beginning to show results, his job so far has been great and he's been able to treat his family with his own money for once.

Life's pretty good as far as he was concerned. However, he might have spoken too soon because as soon as he thought about it, his cat suddenly ran between his legs. The shock and slight panic made him slip and fall backwards.

His last thoughts before the impact snapped his neck were, "WHY MUST YOU DO THAT, YOU GODDAMN CAT?!"

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"Ah, fuck, my neck."

KobeNiku awoke from his, no, her nap with a stiff neck. There are a lot of things wrong in this entire situation but somehow it all feels like everything is as it should be.

For starters, he is now a she. He should be panicking or reacting or something but he also innately knew that he is no longer in his own body. Rather, his very essence of self has been melded with that of Yagokoro Eirin's– a character he damn well knew was fictional.

Thus, waking up to find that she now has breasts and a fully functioning set of biologically female 'equipment' felt normal. It's her body, after all, so it's only natural. She now also has a deep and thorough knowledge of the world, lore and intricacies of the Touhou franchise, as well as that of the Outside World. Finding out that your whole life has been nothing more than mere fictional fancies of a drunken musician should be sobering but she suspects ROB had a hand in this deeply unnatural reaction to this oddity.

Much like how she has found herself in this lab filled with a vast array of gadgets, machines and devices that she has never seen before yet also knew that she built them with her own hands. She was both Eirin and KobeNiku, KobeNiku and Eirin.

He supposed it was only a matter of time before both their consciousnesses fully combined into an amalgamation of the two. But hey, at least he now had the knowledge and the skill to create anything he ever wanted and then some.

She also felt the strong urge to just meme on someone. Colonising the Moon's a brilliant idea, especially with her newfound additional skills and abilities from being level 100. But who would she do that to?

As if a certain omnipotent being had answered her query, dainty footsteps made themselves known as Flandre Scarlet/Ozimyy entered her lab.

With one hand reaching her signature bow and arrow, she suppressed a smirk and simply blinked at the vampire.

"Can I help you, Ozimyy?"