Mother's dark love
T.V. and Lady Rainicorn
Adventure Time
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"Yeah! Fuck you dude!" Said a ball shaped dog.
Meanwhile...
"Graaaaaaaah!" Then the person on the other side punched his computer.
"Heh, heh, heh! Another uber strategy to show to Youtube."
"T.V., why do you play with a keyboard instead of with a vagina?" Lady Rainicorn mumbled to herself as she saw her son clicking and typing away,
"Mom! Don't say stuff like that!" he whined without taking his eyes off the computer.
"Sorry T.V., but I really want grandkids."
"Mom, Kim Kil Wan has a wife."
"He still hasn't impregnated that bear yet, which is a reason for me to be disappointed in him."
"Please mom, not now."
Lady Rainicorn sighed as her son continued his obsession. Lady Rainicorn then went to the phone.
"Aaaaah!" Shouted Beemo as him, Finn, Jake, and NEPTR were all being thrown around by a monster.
*Riiiing!*
"I'll get it!" Jake told them as Finn got punched! "Hello?"
"Jake, it's me."
"Hey babe, what's up?"
"It's T.V., I'm worried he'll die on his PC."
"Well, when a parent fucks up their own child somehow, they do something known as drinking. Let's go get drunk after me and Finn take this guy down."
"Okay Jake, see you later."
Soon Jake and Rainicorn met at a bar and started guzzling down drinks.
"*Sigh* Viola is an actress, Kim Kil Wan is a successful married dog stallion hybrid, Jake Jr. and Charlie are out doing something...as for TV..."
"Don't worry Lady, T.V. will learn sooner or later."
"Guess you're right..."
"Jake! Wanna get into a giant monster battle?" Challenged Marceline.
"See you tomorrow for our date Lady, I got a vampire to fight!" He said before kissing Lady bye.
Lady sighed as she finished her own drink. That's when she felt funny...'What the? Did someone put something in my drink? I have a sudden urge to go to TV and...'
She shook her head before leaving. She then went home and kicked the door down! T.V. didn't hear it because of his headphones, and was too distracted by his game to notice getting pulled away from his chair.
But he did notice when Lady pulled them off. "Moooom, what are do..." She then hushed him with her hoof.
"I think it's time you moved out and began your sex life, and who better to be your 1st time than...your own mother?
"Wait what?"
That's when she wrapped herself around T.V. and took his 1st kiss!
"Mom! What in Glob's name are you doing?"
"Taking care of a problem."
"Wait, isn't this cheating on dad?"
"We're boyfriend and girlfriend."
"That doesn't answer anything still!"
"I'm going to show you a woman's body is better than some stupid games."
"But what about dad?"
"Oh, well..."
As it turns out, Jake and Marceline's giant monster battle was cut short when Marceline got a call from her dad saying it's his birthday. Marceline was forced to end the fight and then Rainicorn asked if he could film them having sex.
"What?!"
"That's right son, and I brought Finn here so I can cheat on teaching him the birds and the bees by watching you 2 do it."
"Okay, this has turned uber weird!"
"In our world, that's natural."
Then Lady pressed her lips on her son's mouth again, this time, forcing her tongue in.
T.V. gasped in shock as he wasn't sure what to do. TV then began feeling his weiner dog exiting it's house. 'Dammit, bad boy! You promised you'd only get hard from fictional girls!'
Lady noticed it rub against her fur and wrestled her tongue against his.
"So when a dog gets an erection, their ding dongs imitate a lipstick dispenser?" Finn commented while imaging Princess Bubblegum apply lipstick.
"Yeah, you didn't know that?" Jake asked.
"Dude, you think I look at your junk 24/7?"
"Good point."
Then Rainicorn pulled her mouth away from T.V.
"It's been a while since I kissed my children, though none of us kissed like that."
"That was...woah." remarked T.V.
"Aww, I knew you'd like it."
"Now what?"
"Now I'll use my mouth to lube your dick so it'll slip and slide easier in my pussy." Rainicorn told her son. "And while I wet your dick, you can eat some of mommy's pie!"
"Can I have some pie too?" Jake asked.
"Yeah, there's one in the window."
"Love yah babe!"
T.V. gulped as his mom repositioned her body with her pink folds in front of him.
Rainicorn then inserted his entire dick which included the balls.
"Oh my G..." Rainicorn then pressed her 'other' lips against his face.
'So warm.' he thought feeling the folds against his lips.
As Lady sucked her son's dick, she tingled at the feeling of her son's tongue licking her pussy.
'Mom, I think this is the best meal you've fed me.' He thought still concentrated on giving her pussy dog kisses. His tongue moved across the sweet snatch as Lady swirled her tongue around the tip of his dick.
T.V., loving the sensation, began thrusting in her mouth.
Lady moaned around the dick as T.V. lapped around inside her pussy.
'Oh man, I'm gonna no scope mom!' He thought. He moved his tongue faster as Lady bobbed her head.
'Oh my! T.V. has nice form, keeping up with his partner! He's gonna get laid so many times after this!' She thought.
But that alone made her frown at the idea of what girls he would get with. 'He needs girls who won't be mean to him...maybe I should have those 2 be his lovers!' She thought. As she thought this, her tongue rubbed the underside as her bobbing was going faster.
"I'm cumming mom!" T.V. shot his 1st load down Rainicorn's throat as Rainicorn's love juices splashed on his face.
"Nice one son." Jake commented. "See that Finn?"
"Hmm...so that's how you please a lady..."
Rainicorn then repositioned herself so she was on top of TV. "Ready for the Rowdy Queen to get rowdyruff on you?"
"Maybe." he panted.
"Good enough!" Then she slammed T.V.'s cock into her pussy!
He gasped at the rush of pleasure as her warm insides held onto his cock. "Holy Grod that feels so much better than my hands!"
"See? grinned Lady.
"Yeah mom! It's so warm and wet! Keep going!"
"Anything for my son!"
"Careful not to spoil him."
"Don't worry Jake, I won't." She replied as she pulled her hips up and then back down on T.V.'s crotch.
The little pup groaned as his mom moved slow and he felt the friction between their respected areas. T.V. then uncontrollably thrusted upwards a little.
"Mmm, go ahead and move your hips as much as you want." she hummed.
"You know I will! I'll make any girl feel this good when on the T.V.!"
Lady frowned, but moaned as her child moved his hips each time she came down.
"Mom, I think I'm getting close, what about you?"
"Hold it for a little while until mommy gets there okay?"
"Gotcha!"
Lady rocked her hips faster as T.V. groaned with each bounce while trying to hold back.
"Mooooom..."
"Almost there T.V.!"
T.V. gritted his teeth as his dick was starting to twitch. "I can't take it anymore!"
"Go then!"
And like that...T.V. shot his 2nd load into his mom's womb.
Lady moaned and squeezed around her son's body as the sperm coated her insides. The 2 hushed their moans with a long passionate kiss until T.V. and Rainicorn finished their orgasms. Later, Rainicorn got off of her son.
"Alright mom, I'll move out and find someone for myself!" T.V. said.
"Alright son, I'm proud of yous." Jake said, fist bumping him.
But that's when Lady Rainicorn took Jake and they teleported somewhere else.
"What's up Lady? Why did you take me to the Crystal Dimension?"
She glared at him. "We have kids, yet we're still bf and gf, come-on Jake, just marry me already, or do I need to do a much more painful version of the night you got me pregnant in that closet?"
"Uh..." Jake tried running, but lost!
"Grr..."
"L-lady, c-calm down!"
Then she pounced on him!
Months later, Jake and Lady married, with Lady moving into the tree house.
Meanwhile in T.V.'s new home at the Candy Kingdom...
"Alright, now with my brand new bachelor pad, I can..." That's when the door flung open! "Huh?!"
"Hey bro!"
"Viola and Jake jr.? What are you 2 doing here?"
"Mom told us to throw you a little...housewarming party." Viola replied.
"What?"
