Sonic/Grand Order
Devil's Building Climber
*Outside The Castle*
"*Starring At The Giant Mecha Eli-Chan Standing In Front Of them* It seems you got your ideas from Egghead from playing too many video games. How's the other Mecha anyway?" Sonic asks
"Still knocked out cold. I can't say I was paying attention to her after whatever this is started up, though." Yan replied
"The one here is the true guardian. The other one was like a prototype. Who built it? Some middle-aged guy with a pretty epic mustache taught me how to do it. Even lent me a book!" Osakabehime replied
"*Face Palm After Quickly Realizing Who She Was Talking About* Olga, Da Vinci, or Mash. Can someone send James a message that he should start running for his life when I return to Chaldea?" Sonic asks
"I'm already on it, Sonic. Don't worry about it. Where did you even get the parts anyway?" Da Vinci said
"I ordered all the parts from and modified her as best as possible, but I guess I messed up somewhere. Since I couldn't control the guardian or the prototype, that problem will soon be solved." Osakabehime replied
"With the Holy Grail's power, I can summon a next-generation unit! Come on up, Mk. II!" Osakabehime shouted
"*Flies On Top Of The Tower* You called, princess?" Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. II asks
"This is the Mecha Eli-chan I was able to control successfully: Mecha Eli-chan Mk. II!" Osakabehime said
It's just another Mecha Eli but without the pink makeover." Sonic commented
"Do you have an order for me, Princess? I'm a busy mecha. Since you have the Holy Grail, I'd like to get this over with as soon as possible."
"Yes. Please provide me with perpetual security so I can laze around here forever. EIEN NI. So give all these people the boot so I can get to it." Osakabehime replied
"Batty!"
"Man, I figured she was up to something, but I didn't figure her for the one behind EVERYthing. I'll kick her ass and snap her out of this." Yan said
"It is your ass that is going to get kicked. If you haven't figured out how much stronger I am, I'll just beat you into a red smear on the ground until it's painfully clear. I'm not like the prototype. I don't care about dumb stuff like being a perfect ruler. The "II" in my unit designation means "twice as cruel." Mecha Eli-chan Mk. I replied
"Are you ready, Master-"
"Actually, no, We won't fight someone like you. I rather not give you the satisfaction of beating us." Sonic said
"Sonic, what are you talking about? This isn't part of your character!" Yan said
"Sonic? What's wrong? Where is your heroism in all this? I thought you were supposed to be a true hero and not back down from any fight." Osakabehime said
"Is it? It's just that this time. Things are different here, and none of you I see as enemies." Sonic replied
"Senpai, you are standing in front of a Mecha wanting to kill you!" Mash shouted
"If that's the case, I don't mind backing down. I will call this a tie. However! *Grab's Elizabeth And hold's Her Tightly*."
"Mmf, mmmfff!" Elizabeth said
"Hey! Leave her alone! I didn't ask for this!" Sonic said
"Mecha Eli-chan Mk. II! Kick those two out of here! Let's see if Fate now works against me. Considering Sonic's extreme luck!" Osakabehime said
"I get it. I get it. I was in the middle of polishing myself when this all went down anyway."
"Come on, Yan! I have an idea! *Jumps Down From The Castle By Himself* Don't worry, Elizabeth! I'll be back!" Sonic said
"Don't need to tell me twice. *Jumps Down From the Castel As Well, Following Sonic*" Yan said
"Mmmmmmf! (Translation: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT ME?! DON'T JUST LEAVE ME!)"
"They just decided to jump down by themselves." Mecha Eli-chan Mk. I said
"I just made a Video game icon an enemy of mine now. I forgot he's known for taking down all kinds of robots. This is going a walk in the park for him right now." Osakabehime thought
*Back Inside*
"*Looking At The Unconincess Mecha On The Ground* I'll admit. This Mech packs more punch than Eggman's dumb robots combine. *Walks Up To Mecha Eli-Chan And Grab Her By Feet* Care to help me?" Sonic said
"Sure, why not? *Help's Sonic Carry Mecha Eli*." Yan shock
"Let go...of me... I have to stop...Osakabehime..." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"Let's go someplace else and talk things out with Mecha Eli," Sonic said
"Sounds good to me," Yan said
*Back The Pyramid*
"Um, excuse me. Can I ask you something? Why did you save me? I thought we were enemies." Mecha Eli-Chan asks
"I don't hold grudges to my enemies. And now I know the truth about everything about you." Sonic replied
"Are you, in fact, a terminal for the guardian of Csejte?" Da Vinci asks
"I'm made of parts that Osakabehime ordered online and Elisabeth's Heroic Spirit relics here in Csejte. I established my Servant Spirit Origin through what is commonly known as "Elisa Particles." Thanks to Elisabeth refusing, splitting, and changing her Spirit Origin into a Caster and Saber. Her magical energy started to leak and resulted in the creation of the guardian's prototype. Which is strange since I heard she runs on this energy called Chaos Energy." Mecha Eli-Chan replied
"Will talk about that later. All we need to do right now is save Elizabeth and fix this Singularity, and you know more about this Mecha. I can use a hand here." Sonic said
"So you need a hand, huh? You did come back and help me even after engulfing me in flames. But anyway, Sonic The Hedgehog, I accept you as a Steel Demoness Mecha Eli-chan pilot candidate! If you need my help, I will follow your commands as your Servant. Together, we will take on Castle Csejte, Halloween, that degenerate Osakabehime, and that Mk. II unit." Mecha Eli-Chan accepting Sonic's help
"Thanks for the help, Metal Elizabeth! Who would've thought I would have a partner who's a robot as well? Heh, take that Egghhead!"
"A Hedgehog being my leader. How interesting. If you don't mind a short wait, delivery should be arriving down at the Entrance." Mecha Eli-Chan said
*Castle Entrance*
"DELIVERY!"
"Penthesilea? What the heck are you doing?" Sonic confuse
"Oh, apologies, I am the CEO of Amazones. I distribute all manner of goods throughout the Servant Universe." Amazones CEO replied
"Servant Universe, eh? So it seems the possibility are endless for Servants. You know what, I'm not going to say anything. Just do what you need to do, Metal Elizabeth. Yan, based on your history, it's better for us to leave and let those two deal with the delivery. Besides, Penthesilea hates men. " Sonic said
"Oh, Master, can't a Servant have a little fun?" Yan asks
"I already have to deal with James later about the order with Mecha Eli 2.0. But I should point out that I am also a guy." Sonic said
"You are a pain to deal with if I dealt with you. Besides, why do I do it against a neutral talking animal? Anyway, My apologies. I only came here to make a delivery. I came to deliver the weapons, ammo, and other miscellaneous parts you ordered." Amazones CEO replied
"Ahh, at last, it's here."
"You certainly took your time."
"My apologies for the delay, but prides itself on sourcing our products in-house. Most importantly, my costs are zero thanks to my Amazons doing all the heavy lifting." Amazones CEO said
"*Turns Around And Notices Wu, Nite-Brite, And Carmilla Walking Out Of The Castle* Don't tell me you two ordered those kinds of items," Sonic said
"We certainly did, Sonic. We took advantage of the confusion to flee before we got caught up in that missile's splash damage. Kehehehe, I daresay our daring escape made quite a splash itself!" Nite-Brite replied
"So basically, you are on board with this whole placed being controlled," Sonic asks.
"Yes, that is correct. Unfortunately, making and executing detailed plans is not my strong suit. At any rate, we will help you take Csejte Pyramid Himeji Castle back from Osakabehime. I believe doing so would be in our interests, no?" Carmilla replied
"Well, since we are now on the same objective. I don't see why not." Sonic said
"Excellent! That Princess is so full of herself that it's ticking me off! I keep hearing that some "video game icon" is inside the castle and is now her enemy. I don't know who's she talking about, but anyway." Nite-Brite replied
"She is free to hole up in her room if she wishes, but she has no right to involve all of Csejte. We need to install this new part before Mecha Eli-chan can fight again. Come, let's get on with it." Carmilla said
"What part is she missing anyway?" Sonic asks
"A heart circuit."
"Right. This sounds like something Eggman would do with his robots, but he's dumber than anyone I saw before." Sonic said
"You have some hatred with this Eggman person. Buy anyway, with that heart circuit should help me to forge a greater Servant bond with my new pilot candidate."
"And who is that?" Sonic asks
"You, of course! You never had a Mecha as your partner at least once before?" Mecha Eli-Chan replied
"All right, I'm going to install the circuit. Where does this go again?" Carmilla said
"Do you have a manual I can read?" Sonic asks
"I think that got burned."
"You know what, here, pilot cadet, you install it in me." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"Not another "Key To The Heart" situation. *Sigh* Where does this heart circuit go in?" Sonic asks
"There's a slot in my chest. Just push it in there."
"Make sure you don't say this to anyone or ever mention it again. *Puts The Heart Circuit Inside Eli's Chest* D-Did that work?" Sonic asks
"Purged functionality restored. I feel as though I'm thinking again. This new clarity has also brought a pain signal along with it. I'm afraid that this will not significantly affect my fundamental nature. But this new circuit has restored my incomplete Spirit Origin to its proper form, complete with a class change into the bargain."
"She just went from a Berserker to an Alter Ego! I guess that makes her Mecha Eli-chan 2.0!" Da Vinci said
" Make sure you get my name right. I am still Magus Aegis Elisabeth Channel, aka Mecha Eli-chan for short. That is who I am. As such, I will be sure to defeat my Mk. II counterpart and the one is controlling her, Osakabehime. After which, I shall take back Csejte Pyramid Himeji Castle and restore peace to my lands. We are the only ones who can stop the guardian of Csejte's rampage. I hope I can count on your support and a show of loyalty to indicate you understand your lower standing in our relationship." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"So, that's one heart circuit and order of various mecha-grade weapons and ammunition. Sign here, please." Amazones CEO said
"Will a blood seal suffice?"
"Absolutely. We pride ourselves on our flexibility. Now, I have a question for you. Is that giant Mecha Eli-chan?"
*One Boring Talk Later*
"Now I want one for myself. She is the very embodiment of Amazones pride and ingenuity. She is an essential resource if we are to implement our global initiative. With such a massive chassis, we could deliver anywhere in the world. No, in all the universe. Very well, I have decided I will come with you. Do not fear, for I am the C-E-O! What more need be said?" Amazones CEO said
"Sounds good to me. Alright then, everyone, let us continue our adventure." Sonic said
*Back Inside The Castle*
"Of course! Sonic can use those aliens called "Wisps" and transform himself into colorful transformations and easily defeat our enemies!" Elizabeth said
"That's so cool! I wish I could see the Wisp forms myself! That theme song is also catchy to hear, "Reach For The Stars!" Osakaehime replied
"Hey, I remember that title. Sonic and I sang it together in one of our music sessions before. Watching the alien creatures cheer us on while we sang was so much!" Elizabeth said
"Princess, Sonic The Hedgehog's group has arrived at the pyramid. There's no time to waste playing with your sacrifice. May I go ahead and start prepping the reactor?" Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. II asks
"Can I at least play for one last turn?"
"You've been saying that for a while. I thought my purpose here was to assist you in maximizing your laziness. If you're going to act like that, I'm not sure why I should bother." Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. I replied
"You might as well just give up at this point. Sonic will defeat you. No matter what." Elizabeth said
*With Sonic*
"*Notices Cleopatra With Her Cheek Puffed Out* Umm, What's wrong, Cleo?" Sonic asks
"As I thought! I believe she is sulking better than even a human teenager could manage! Trust me; I know how she feels. We, queens, are prone to crying ourselves to death if we get left behind during these sorts of events." Nite-Brite replied
"What!? That's ridiculous! I'm not feeling left out! Not one bit! My feelings are not hurt! Nope! I was so absorbed in this Ladies in the Nile magazine that I didn't even want to leave my pyramid! I've also never felt left out of your torture discussions! Or been embarrassed about the fact that I've never killed anyone despite being an Assassin! How dare you suggest I might have bawled my eyes out at anything of the sort!?" Cleopatra said
"To be honest, we just went to get some packages that this CEO brought for Metal Elizabeth. It was nothing special. It was only for a few minutes, then we returned." Sonic replied
"I could've come, you know! I wanted to see what package they brought for that Metal Lady there. I bet it was some beautiful makeup." Cleopatra said
"It was just ammo and robot parts for her. Nothin' too special." Sonic replied
"Oh, I see. I didn't know they sold those kinds of items. I'll just order some makeup later."
"You can tag along if you want anyway. We were still going to bring you along anyway." Sonic said
*Later*
"Toss Elisabeth into the reactor, shut the lid, and press the button." Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. I said
"Uh, excuse me! What will happen to me after you put me in this reactor and press the button?" Elizabeth asks
"What if I told you that you were orange and the reactor was a juicer? Would that help?" Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. I replied
"You're going to JUICE me!? I'm going to get liquidized!? Even if I am the cutest idol ever, there's no way I will attract new fans as a damn slushie!" Elizabeth shouted
"There's no need to rush that, is there? You're working fine, and so is the guardian statue."
"Wrong. My main body requires a large number of Elisa Particles to function. As of now, it's little more than a glorified missile silo. According to my calculations, providing the guardian statue with a single Servant's worth of Elisa Particles will enable it to remove Csejte Pyramid Himeji Castle from history. That way, your wish of shutting yourself in forever will come true. After that, you'll have plenty of time to worry about whatever you want. You'll have all the time to indulge yourself in your lazy, NEETy ways." Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. I replied
"What the hell are Elisa Particles!?"
"They are the absurd particles that you scatter around the world everywhere you go. And both Mk. I and I require them to continue functioning." Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. II explained
"*Alarm Systems Goes Off* Already! It hasn't even been ten minutes yet!" Osakabehime shock
"Did you expect Sonic The Hedgehog to be gone for an hour here? You should know by now that stuff like this is nothing to him." Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. I said
"I-I didn't think he wasn't the same as his video game counterpart. I thought. First, it was just a misunderstanding." Osakabehime replied
*Outside*
"*Breathing Heavily* All this running around. Too much for a hikikomori like me." Osakabehime said
"*Scratching Head* Ummm, We returned to get Elizabeth back. You know what I promised 10 minutes ago." Sonic said
"I-I underestimated you, didn't I? I wasn't made to take on a literal Hedgehog who's saved the world countless times. A-Anyway, my Halloween Knights are going to stop you!" Osakabehime replied
"*Waited For The Halloween Knights To Arrive, Only For Them To Not Do So* Halloween Knights?" Sonic confuse
"Huh?! Where are you, idiots? I told you to come out and help me take on Sonic!' Osakabehime shouted
"Do you expect us to win against someone like that? You talked about that thing to us countless times and how he can defeat things alone. We want to pay overtime and not deal with that Sonic fellow." Halloween Knight responded
"So, it looks like even your men are against you. Are you fit to be the villain?" Yan asks
"*Looks In Front To See A Group Servants With Sonic And Another Side Of Halloween Knights* EEEP! I should have come up with a better plan! Retreat!" Osakabehime running away
"I guess we just go follow her, I guess?" Sonic said
"Wait. Before you go, please, take these. It's workers comp form. I'm putting in my request for paid Halloween leave." Halloween Knight said
"I like your knightly spirit. I'll process that request myself. Once I take back Csejte, you will have your paid Halloween leave." Mecha Eli-Chan replied
"You know what, as a bonus. You can all take Christmas off as well! No need to work during such a wonderful holiday to spend time with your families." Sonic said
The Halloween Knights also cheered for the bonus of Paid leave during Christmas.
"That means we do miss milady's concert! Thank you, Sonic!" Halloween Knight said
"So they ran away from the concert and wanted to avoid combat with us. This Princess is such in disarray." Carmilla said
"Even with my new heart circuit, I can't see what's so great about singing. Is singing all that great? What do you think, my pilot candidate?" Mecha Eli-Chan asks.
"Singing is a great thing to do in passing the time. Hey, I even made an album with Elizabeth before in Chaldea! And it was amazing!" Sonic replied
"Ereshkigal somehow posted the entire album online, and it reached Top 1 in a matter of hours. I don't know based on Elizabeth's singing, but still. Kind of an achievement." Mash said
"I see. So singing does bring benefits to someone. I'll learn about this matter in my own time." Mecha Eli-Chan replied
*Osakabehime's Room*
"Interesting, she's not here," Yan said
"Nothing has been touched or moved from I remember last time being here. I'm still impressed that she knows everyone back at Chaldea, considering we just met her." Sonic commented
"It activates my cruelty circuit and makes me want to burn it all down." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"I see there are many shipping boxes piled about here. I suppose it would be all right for me to dispose of them for one of my most loyal customers. Hm? What the! *Slams Her Weapon Down On The Boxes* Heh. There's nothing I appreciate more than compliments and stock prices rising." Amazones CEO said
"Do you think she left through a secret passage?" Sonic asks
"Ooh, I bet that's what it is," Yan replied
"No emperor's residence is complete without a secret passage or two! I made use of mine just for fun! Besides, if you don't make a habit of using them from time to time, you end up forgetting about them when a real emergency happens. You know, like an evacuation drill." Nite-Brite said
"I'm told Castle Csejte had them too, but I never used them. I decided I would rather face my death if it ever came to that. As far as this particular Princess goes, I am pretty sure she has no such compunction." Carmilla said
"I guess the only simple way is to look around, but please don't destroy anything. I don't want her to ask me to buy her stuff. Rings don't work as a form of currency in other places than just my world." Sonic replied
"*Searching Around The Place* Why does she have background art of Sonic and all of us included in the middle of the cloudy sky? The other young varients of me are also included in the art. What is she trying to mean." Carmilla said
"She said that this art would continue to grow later on. I think I look amazing in the middle of the art." Sonic commented
"We delivered that, but I am suprise I'm included as well. Indeed, we restructured our delivery program specifically to service customers in Singularities. From now on, no one will have to go without our incredible products, even if they are trapped within a Singularity. All thanks to ." Amazones CEO said
"*Hits Something* Ow! I just stepped on something!" Yan shouted
"That looks like the heart circuit Master just installed in Mecha Eli-chan," Mash said
"Oh, that's the one I originally came with before Osakabehime removed it. I think we should bring it with us. We should be able to install it in Mk. II as well." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"In that case, Master should hold onto it."
"*Finds A Doorway* Ah, here we go. See, what did I tell you!" Nite-Brite said
"Alright! A passageway way! Nice job, Wu!" Sonic said
"Let's hurry up and take this Princess down before the Mecha Eli-chan Mk. II outside starts giving us grief." Yan said
*Inside The Passageway*
"Yabaaai, they already caught up to me!? Dammit, I guess I don't have a choice. Could you help me, Mecha Eli-chan Mk? II! You're my only hope! *Nothing Happens* Hang on a second. Let's see which one was her number again. Uh, hi, Mecha_Eli_Mk_II ? Yeah, do you think you can stop by? Right now? Can't you? Oh, okay. In that case, don't worry about it. Seeyanara. Watch that stupid useless piece of junk! When I need her more than ever, she finds something more important to do! The whole world's out to get me! *Looks And Notices Sonic Walking Close To Her* EEEEP! *Kneels And Begs For Forgiveness* GOMENASORRY SONIC! I'M SORRY I DID EVERYTHING THAT I DID! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE! ORIGAMI AWAY! " Osakabehime cried out
"Wait! I wasn't going to hurt you! Come back!" Sonic shouted
"Wait, Master. There's something up ahead." Mash said
"*Notices An Elevator* Ah, an elevator. It must be the place Osakabehime uses to escape. Come on, everyone!"
Everyone soon entered the elevator but soon realized it was small as everyone was cramped into one another. Sonic, Mecha Eli-Chan, Yan, Carmilla, Nite-Brite, and Amazones CEO were tightly squeezed inside the elevator as it slowly went down the castle.
"I think we should've thought about this at first beforehand," Sonic said
"SO CRAMPED!" All the Servants shouted
*At The Secret Location*
The elevator finally makes its way to the secret room as the elevator door slowly opens. As soon as it opens completely, everyone falls to the ground while breathing heavily from being cramped inside together.
"*Slowly Getting Up* Is everyone alright? That was quite the elevator ride." Sonic said
"So hot... Especially around Mecha Eli-chan's exhaust vents." Nite-Brite replied
"Th-that is just how I am built. I wouldn't expect someone who loves torture like you to complain so much about that." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"What is this place?" Mash confuse
"Took the words right out of my mouth. There's no way this machinery belongs in Csejte." Yan said
"It appears to be a factory. This must be where Mecha Elisabeth was created and the guardian statue modified." Amazones CEO replied
"Hehehe, hehehe, hehehehehe! So, you've finally made it here! Welcome to the Mecha Eli-chan Mk. II mass-production factory I made before Mecha Eli-chan went rogue!" Osakabehime said
"This place looks familiar to Eggheads lab. Minus the Halloween decorations." Sonic commented
"This is wrong. I admit I was excited for a moment, but this plan is terrible. There are too many of me. We–they–would end up making this nation perfect. TOO perfect. Its citizens would forget the value of labor and stay holed up in their homes. Eventually, it would even lead to a decline in the birth rate. Such sloth doesn't suit humans. Those who are capable of growing should devote themselves to labor." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"If people wanna spend their lives working like chumps, they can. But I'm dekinot going to." Osakabehime said
"Do you believe a neverending Halloween will be good for everyone?"
"That's the idea."
"Pilot Candidate Sonic, you have seen robots before. Tell me, Is she doing a good thing for everyone?" Mecha Eli-Chan asks
"That is a no for me. Osakabehime, you know that robots in my world are enemies and trying to control the world. That is why it's my mission to take them down!" Sonic replied
"You see? You're entirely in the wrong here. Or at least you feel like you are. And yet, you can't seem to stop yourself. Your argument doesn't make sense. You're supposedly doing this all so you can take it easy, and yet that choice is itself causing you to suffer. And now look where you are. Like me, you're trying to distance yourself from the very festival you dedicated your time to create. I'm nothing but cold, unfeeling steel so that I can handle the resulting lack of fun, but you are merely lazy flesh, and blood and so cannot deal with it." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"Forget it! I don't fight, I don't work, and I don't cozy up to anyone else! That's my motto! At any rate, I am determined! My laziness will not be denied or abridged! Now rise, mass-production models! Let's see if you can deal with this world's robot, Hedgehog!"
Moments later, an army of Mk. II appears in front of the group, ready to battle, as they begin firing weapons and rockets at the group. Everyone quickly hid as Sonic and Mecha Eli-Chan rushed towards the army and promptly dealt with them as Sonic homing attacked each mech in the face while Mecha Eli-Chan fired rockets toward them and broke pieces off of their bodies. Sonic then performs his boost move and rams into several Mechas firing at him and destroying them into complete fragments around the room. Eli-Chan then flies towards two mechas, grabs them by the face, slams them both into one another, and crushes them into pieces before dropping them. The two continue to destroy the rest of the mechas as Osakabehime wacthes in shock.
"My creations! Curse you, Sonic!"
"We've finally cornered her, Master. Let's go save Elisabeth!" Mash said
"Don't need to tell me twice."
*Later*
"LITTLE BLUE! SAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEE MEEEEEEE!" Elizabeth cried out
"Elizabeth!" Sonic said
"El-El!? Why did you hang her upside down, Mk? II!?"
"Her constant chatter became annoying. I turned her upside down, hoping that would shut her up. It did not. And since she keeps struggling and running around, I'm afraid I'll need your help to hold her down."
"Her chatter is so obnoxious that I couldn't imagine a form of torture that would begin to compare," Nite-Brite said
"So, I'm guessing if we shut down this reactor, it'll shut down the giant Mecha Eli-chan Mk. II as well?" Da Vinci said
"I guess you can't put anything past a genius like Leonardo da Vinci. That's exactly right. If you tasukesave Elisabeth and shut the reactor down, you can hang it up because you've got me beat. If I beat YOU, I will have snatched victory from the jaws of dismal defeat! Halloween is MINE! Nothing will stop me from becoming the ultimate, permanent hiko!" Osakabehime said
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Halloween is MINE, along with everyone else! It's all about me singing, people dancing, and everyone eating candy! So just give it up right now, Batty! Nobody gets to ruin Halloween with their selfish desires as long as I'm around! Besides, if you stay inside too long, you'll end up. Uh, what was that animal unique to Japan called again? The one with huge eyes and a giant belly? Oh, a tanuki! You'll end up looking like a tanuki!" Elizabeth said
"Damn straight. I will! That wonderful NEET lifestyle makes me nice and plump! And don't bother with the snarky jabs. I don't care one bit if I gain a little weight!"
"I'd be DEVASTATED if I put on so much as an extra pound! Any good idol would think the same! How can you be my complete opposite in EVERY way like this!?"
"Mecha Eli-chan Mk. II! Activate your...secret...weapon...uh..."
"Csejte will become a nation of NEETs. "I thought I was going to start rusting. All we have to do now is kill every single one of them. Accordingly, I shall crush everything reasonably and rationally and impose the rule of a sloth on all. None shall be allowed out. None shall be allowed to work. Work won't even be an option. All the people will need is sloth, submission, and permanent compulsory welfare. They shall be reduced to nothing more than meat bags whose only actions are to consume food and oxygen."
"Hey, Mk. II, are you going rogue or something? Trying to start a robot apocalypse!?"
"Hehe. Is that what you think, Princess? Did I go rogue because I am an Elisabeth, or am I an Elisabeth because I went rogue? I guess now's as good a time as any for that secret weapon. CLICK-"
Just before anything happens, Mecha Eli-Chan appears from the ceiling, throws a powerful punch directly at Mk II's face, and disrupts her from whatever she will do next. Next, the two Mechas began battling each other as they threw punches, fired missiles, and fired machine guns at one another. Everyone watched as the two battled to the death. The room was shalking from the amount of fighting. Both Mechas were dealing with one another.
"Looks like she won't back down easily!" Sonic said
"All the Head's starting to go to my blood! I can only distract myself by humming for so long!" Elizabeth said
"MUST you screech so obnoxiously, Original? You're damaging my perfect finish. I don't get it. How can you be so destructively off-key when our voices are fundamentally identical? No doubt the whole reason we ended up looking like demonic monsters rather than beautiful angels is because of that destructive voice of yours." Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. I said
"Wait! Elizabeth! Sing a song! You still dare to work up a song! Even in a time like this!" Sonic asked
"You want me to sing? Even though I'm in such horrible condition after this cruel and unnecessary torment? No, idols can't make excuses! It must be crucial to you that I sing for you, right!? I'll gladly put on a show for you, Master! I don't even care if I'm hanging upside down!" Elizabeth replied
"N-no, wait. Please, stop! It will sing in a tiny, enclosed space like this."
"For my opening number, I'll sing my famous debut song!"
"*Guitar Appears In Front Of Sonic* That's what I like to hear! HIT IT, ELIZABETH! *Grab's The Guitar And Begins To Play*." Sonic shouted
Elizabeth smiled and began to sing her song, which was more beautiful than ever before, while Sonic play's the guitar for her. It affects Mk II as Elizabeth continues to sing. Everyone was shocked to hear such beautiful music from both Dragon and Hedgehog. Two best friends who love music.
"Wh-what's going on?! All of my outputs and stats are dropping sharply!" Mecha Eli-chan Mk. II malfunctioning
"The music between Elizabeth and Sonic. It can only be described as some healing method. This is real pop music. It's a little psychedelic, but I still think I like it." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"You've lost your mind, Mk. I. Or perhaps this..."song" is a mental attack. We are both guardian statues. How could you possibly enjoy such a nightmarish performance?" Mk. II said
"True, you and I are much more similar than not. Though we were both born from the Anti-Hero Elisabeth, neither of us could ever become her, as we gave up on singing. But where I continued to carry out her desire to be this land's ruler, you discarded even that. That was an act of pure ego, done only to allow you to remain as Csejte's guardian rather than go on protecting its people as their ruler. So it is no wonder an egomaniac like you hears a song like this as something horrid. Singing is a festive act, but sloth wallows in silence. They could not be further apart. I'm sure it's having such a deleterious effect on you because you're trying to impose laziness on the world." Mecha Eli-Chan replied
"Hell yea! I am digging this song! Come on, you two! Shows some more passion!" Yan said
"*Hears The Music With More Passion As She Malfunctions* What the?! What's going on? The reactor's output is decreasing! And now I'm starting to malfunction too! That's impossible!" MK. II said
"Nows your chance, everyone! Go! *Continues Playing The Guitar For Elizabeth*" Sonic said
The Servants all charge towards Mk. II to finish her off while Sonic and Elizabeth continue to perform their song. The Servants and Mecha Eli fought Mk with her body malfunctioning while the music continued. Sonic watches as the Mk. The Servants and Mecha Eli-Chan were overhauling II as she struggled to fight the group while being malfunctioned by the music he and Elizabeth were making. For the next few minutes, the two continued to play their music together as Mk. II was practically useless and overwhelmed by the sheer force of the servants fighting against her. Mecha Eli-Chan then flies towards Mk. II throws a strong punch that sends her flying towards the room wall, causing it to shake.
"Now, pilot candidate!"
"Got it! *Dashes Toward Mk. II And Places The Heart Circuit Inside Her Chest* Got It!" Sonic said
"This... can't be right. It's too late for me to have a heart. I can't stand it. I was supposed to usher in an era of laziness in Csejte!" Mk. I said
"It's time to accept the truth, Mk. II. Our rightful role is to be guardians, not rulers. Right now, Csejte is beset by chaos and disarray. It needs our help if it's going to be rebuilt." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"It seems the prototype has beaten me." Mk. I said
"I'm not a prototype. I'm a complete, perfect, one-of-a-kind original. Magus Aegis Elisabeth Channel." Mecha Eli-Chan replied
"Hooray! Now, could you maybe GET ME DOWN from here!?" Elizabeth said
"*Spins Dashes And Cut's The Rope, Watching Elizabeth Fall And Catching Her In A Bridal Carry* Don't worry, I got you," Sonic said
"Thanks, Little Blue. And as for you two! Oh well, it's all water under the bridge now! What's another couple of times at this point anyway? Besides, now we can upgrade my Elisabeth Trio to a full-blown Elisabeth Quintet! It'll be epic!" Elizabeth said
"I guess...this means I lost, huh...? I'm going to sulk in the corner for a little bit. You guys do your thing. Just let me know when you're done..." Osakabehime said
"So, what are you two going to do now?" Nite-Brite asks
"We're the guardians of Csejte. Even if we have been given Spirit Origins as Servants, our role will never change. If we're being honest, the energy requirements for keeping us both active at once are simply too great. If we both remain here, we could become a Singularity ourselves. So if we keep Csejte safe, I'm afraid one of us will have to return to being a statue." Mecha Eli-Chan said
"In that case, since I lost, I should be the one to go back to sleep. You can handle things from here, prototype." Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. I said
"How about you two come to Chaldea? With the help of the Chaos Emeralds, the SIngualirty can be repaired faster and safer." Sonic said
"Chaos Emeralds?" Mecha Eli-Chan asks
"Of course! I'll tell you what, from now on, the Chaos Emeralds will look over this Singularity only and take care of any evil that appears around it. That way, we no longer have to worry about anything happening in this place." Sonic replied
"Hey, not a bad idea! Finally, now something more powerful will be able to take care of my castle from anything happening again! Thank you, Chaos Emeralds." Elizabeth said
"If they are that trustworthy to the point everyone agrees with it. there I suppose, will both come along and help you from now on." MEcha Eli-Chan Mk. I said
"Just don't allow them to be moved from here." MEcha Eli-Chan said
"Now then. Based on this room and history after battles. There will be an explosion soon. But now with the emeralds. It can make this place disappear peacefully. So I suggest we all should get going. Hey, Osakabehime, you can come tag along with us back to Chaldea if you want. Your welcome to stay with us if you want." Sonic said
Mecha Eli-Chan, Mecha Eli-Chan Mk. II And Osakabehime Have Joined Chaldea And Are Now Sonic's Servants
"Next Time: Merry Christmas From The Underworld." Mecha Eli-Chan As The Narrator
