Mother's dark love
Natsu and Female Igneel
Fairy Tail
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-mountain range in the northernmost point of Flores-
Natsu grunted as he set the large boulder he was using for lifting back on the ground. If you are wondering why he's up all the way up here instead of back at Fairy Tail, well…..he's looking for his father, Igneel, again and he heard that there was sightings of a red dragon all the way up on this mountain range.
So far though, he had found nothing or anything to show that was true. All he did find was a few dark mages, a mountain cat, one giant bat, and the boulder that nearly killed him if he wasn't a dragon slayer.
"Dammit! This whole thing was a wasted trip." he grumbled sitting down. On a very soft object.
"Um…" moaned the voice. "Warm…"
Natsu blinked and looked down under him. It was a small girl with red hair and covered in nothing. She looked like she was covered in frost bite.
"Warm….need...warmth…" She moaned as she shivered in the cold as her skin turned a light blue.
"Woah!" Natsu got off her and checked her head. "You need a doctor, and now."
"Warm….Warm…" She said as her body started warming up. "I...I...feel….POWERFUL!" She exclaimed as her skin returned to normal and started jumping around with energy!
"Huh, I guess not." he replied in surprise.
The girl sniffed the air before looking at Natsu. "Hello? Are you a Dragon Slayer? Or a mage?"
"Yeah, but who are you? And why were you up here freezing?"
"...oh? Name's Scarlett. And I came here...accidentally." She said blushing.
"What do you mean?"
"I...kind of got lost looking for...Fairy Tail?" She said while looking completely embarrassed by the experience.
"Oh? You looking for someone to take a mission? Or are you planning on joining?"
Scarlett looked with consideration before smiling. "Joining of course! Besides, I want to meet Natsu-sama!"
"Me?" he pointed to himself in confusion.
She looked surprised before hugging the pink haired dragon slayer. "Master!"
"Master?" he blinked while looking at the girl.
"Yes. You saved me. And now I have to serve my hero, Master Natsu-sama." She grinned while looking at Natsu. "Such cute pink hair."
"Uh, thanks." he replied, a little weirded out.
"You're welcome Master." She grinned. "Say, are you a fire mage by chance?" she then created a small ball of flames from her hands.
"Of course. I'm a Dragon Slayer." he grinned forming flames with his own hands.
"Wow! Master is so cool!" Scarlett smiled before doing something strange.
Eating her own flames.
"Delicious as always~"
"You can eat your own flames?" he spoke in surprise.
"Ya. Can't you?" She said while eating Natsu's flames. "...Tasty...But needs more salt."
"Hey!" he disapitated them. "No I can't eat my own flames, they taste bland and not that filling."
"Aw." she pouted. "But it's so tasty. Better than any flames I had before."
"Wait, are you a….Dragon Slayer?"
"Yes. Atlas Flames' child….before he died." 'Silly Natsu~'
Natsu rubbed his chin. "That name sounds familiar."
"Well papa did mention a dragon named...Ingeel...or was it Micgeel? Sorry master I'm just forgetful of some names." She blushed while rubbing her head.
"It's Igneel, that's it! Now I remember. Atlas Flame was his rival!"
"Yes and papa….really hated it when he ate the flames of his body."
"Hahahahahaha! Sounds like my dad alright." chuckled Natsu.
"Yea." She chucked as well. "So Master, can we get going? I think I need...clothes?" She said while confused. "Even if going naked is the new trend nowadays."
"Oh! Lucy might have some clothes you can use." he suggested.
"Lucy…..Lucy? What a strange name." She frowned.
"She's one of my friends, I don't think she'll mind loaning some clothes."
"Oh? And is she...busty?" She said while looking at her breasts.
"Busty?" Natsu raised an eyebrow.
"Big boobed? Has fat tits? Master...does she have tits?" Scarlett glared.
"Oh, you mean breasts. Yeah, so does Erza, Cana, Juvia, Levy, not sure if Wendy does." he counted off his fingers.
"...Master." She glared darkly. "Are you a womanizer!"
"A what?"
"Someone that dates other women without interest except using women as toys." She darkly glared as she produces a ball of flames that was about the size of Natsu's head.
"Oi! I've never done that before!" he frowned.
"Then why do you have so many girls master!" She growled.
"We're all in the same guild!" he growled back.
Scarlett calmed down as the ball of flames disappeared. "No relations master?"
"Well we're friends, what else is there?" he asked crossing his arms.
"Girlfriends." She deadpanned. "Lovers? Wives maybe?"
"No, we're all just friends, why are you so worried about it?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I just don't want master to get heart broken." She smiled. "Now can we go? My butt is freezing."
"Sure, just follow me."
Scarlett smile before walking with Natsu.
-Fairy Tail-
"I'm back!" called Natsu kicking the doors open with a grin.
"So this is Fairy Tail….looks boring Master Natsu-sama." Scarlett said as the guild members looked at the two in shock surprise, and to some a major nosebleed from the girls' lack of clothing.
"Natsu, who's this?" asked Mirajane as Natsu walked over to the counter with the girl following.
"Names Scarlett. And I'm Master Natsu-sama's servant." She grinned.
"Servant?!" exclaimed everyone with wide eyes.
"Yep. And also," She created a fireball. "Mess with me or Master and I will fry your butts!"
"Natsu, what happened?" asked Erza eating her cake. "How did you suddenly become this girl's 'Master'?"
Natsu was about to speak only for Lucy to slap him.
"You stole her!"
"Ow! No! But we did stop by your house to borrow some clothes cause I found her naked."
Scarlett threw a fireball at Lucy's butt before walking towards Ezra. "Hum….."
"What exactly happened?" asked Erza standing up with a firm expression.
"Master just saved me from frostbite in the northern mountains." She said. "Are you Master's sister?"
"Well in a way he's like a little brother, but what you did was unjust to Lucy." spoke Erza with a frown.
"Oh?" She grinned. "But she did slap Master, isn't that unjust?"
"True." admitted Erza.
"So." Scarlett smiled while briefly looking at Mira. "Is she your girlfriend?"
"No, why?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh, because she is looking at your tits." She giggled.
Erza and Mira blushed with said model walking away to serve some of the other members.
"So Master?" She asked turning to Natsu. "Can we get clothes from someone else? Big ass is just too slap happy for my tastes."
"Hey!"
"Well you did slap master asshole." She glared with a dark expression.
"Well other than Lucy, maybe Erza has some clothes she can spare." he tapped his chin.
"So big sis?" Scarlett smiled. "Ya!" she then hugged Ezra tightly.
"Well she's certainly clingy." remarked Gray.
"Shut up asshole!" Scarlett glared before sending a flamethrower at him, scorching his face.
"Hahahaha!" laughed Natsu.
"Cough...ow"
"And stay away from Master water witch!" She glared at Juvia who was trying to cool off Gray.
"Juvia isn't interested in Natsu-san! Juvia is only for Gray-sama!" she glared in Scarlett's face.
"Oh." She blushed. "Sorry big sis."
"I might have some clothes you can use." spoke Erza.
Scarlett smiled while hugging Ezra tighter. "Thank you big sis! Master please come with us!"
"Sure." he shrugged after catching his breath from laughing at Gray.
"Master Natsu-sama…." She blushed. "Can you….carry me please?"
"Why?"
"I just want to!" She blushed redder with steam coming out of her ears.
"Best do it Natsu." spoke Erza.
Natsu nodded as he picked Scarlett up on to his arms.
"Master Natsu-sama!" She smiled while hugging his neck. "Thank you!"
"Aw." Erza, Mira and Juvia cooed while Cana grinned.
"Don't stare too much Natsu~" sang Cana before drinking from her mug.
"Master can do whatever he wants! You beer for brains!" Scarlett glared before sending another fireball at Cana's mug.
It shattered with Cana groaning as the three left the guild. "I think she's more headstrong than Natsu."
"Juvia agrees."
"So any specific style you prefer?" asked Erza to the girl.
"Gothic with a little bit of Chinese robes mixed with it, big sis."
"Hmm, I might have something like that."
"Really? Is it pink like master's hair?" She smiled.
"I think so."
Scarlett laughed happily. "I love you big sis!"
'I never get why girls are so hooked on clothes.' thought Natsu.
"Hey sis?" She smiled. "Does Master look good in a dress~"
"Good question, why do you ask?"
"Well. Can we dress master in one...pweese?" She said with a cute expression that Erza couldn't resist.
Erza and Scarlett turned to Natsu who paled.
"Dress…"
"Time, Natsu/master." They laughed evilly.
Natsu gulped as they reached Erza's home.
-closet-
"Let's try the red dress sis!"
"I'll just leave you two, after all you really should focus on getting her something." Natsu spoke backing up to the door.
"Master~" Scarlett glared. "Leave and I will make you eat black ice."
Natsu paled as his secret fear was mentioned.
"Black ice?" Erza looked confused.
"What? All fire dragons and slayers hate black ice." She said confused. "It's saps our flames and makes us slow and sluggish. Like lizards."
Erza nodded while grabbing the back of Natsu's clothes as he tried sneaking out the window. "And where do you think you're going Natsu?"
"Uh, getting something to eat?"
Both girls glared before dragging him back inside.
(One dressing later)
"Aw! Master is so cute in that dress!" Scarlett smiled while wearing a black and white Chinese gothic dress with a pink dragon on the back and hips of the dress.
"Not funny." growled Natsu.
"Yes it is….lady Dragneel." Laughed Erza as she looked at the dragon slayer who was wearing a red and pink ballroom dress that was extremely tight in his chest, which was stuffed with pads.
Natsu growled with flames before they engulfed the dress. "NOT FUNNY!" he shouted spouting flames from his mouth.
"Aw." Scarlett frowned while eating the flames. "I thought it was so cute on you master Natsu-NEE-Sama."
"That's it, I'm leaving." he fumed turning and stamping out the door.
"...big sis?" She frowned. "Does master hate me?"
"No, he just needs some time to cool off."
"Oh." She said before closing the windows and the door. "Sis. I need to tell you something important, so important that you must swear on your life that you will never tell another living soul!" Scarlett spoke with a mature, serious voice.
Erza blinked in surprise and just nodded.
"My name is not Scarlett," She said before a bright light covered her and as it dissipated, the girl was now the same age as Erza, curves and all. "It's Igneel."
"I..Igneel? Natsu's FATHER?" asked Erza with wide eyes.
"It's actually mother." She said with a sweatdrop. "Natsu never understood the anatomy of dragons."
"Wait, first off, where have you been this entire time? Natsu's been worried sick about you."
"Well….I was in Natsu's stomach." She said blushing. "And no not like that, I was just hiding in him. I never meant to make my son worried, but with the threat of Acnologia…"
"Acnologia?!" Erza spoke in shock.
"Yea. That bastard was trying to kill us and our children. We had no choice!" She growled. "It was either keep them safe or making them lose their parents right in front of their eyes!"
Erza frowned hearing that and nodded her head in understanding.
"Erza." Igneel spoke. "What I'm about to mention is not going to leave this room...or I will eat you."
"I understand."
"I love my son like a man." She blushed.
Erza blinked once, then twice, then a third time. "Excuse me?"
"You heard me! I LOVE NATSU!" Igneel yelled with a lot of steam coming from her ears.
Erza reeled back from the volume of her voice.
Igneel just blushed like crazy as she felt embarrassed that a human just heard her long time secret.
"Um…...how long?"
"Since he was five." She blushed while covering her red face with her dress….with little success.
"Wow…."
"D-Don't laugh…."
"I'm not, I'm just surprised."
"Surprised?" She said confused at Erza's response.
"It's not every day you talk to the dragon parent of your little brother, only to find out they're the opposite gender, and loved them since they were five." she sweatdropped.
"Shut up." She glared. "Or I will burn you."
"Sorry sorry."
Igneel sighed. "But now the problem is how will Natsu take this?"
"Well, I'd just come out and tell him."
"Yea. And then I will tell Natsu that the sky is actually pink." The dragon said sarcastically.
"I'm serious."
"SO AM I!" She yelled. "NATSU IS DENSER THAN A ROCK! IF I TELL HIM NOW HE WILL JUST BRUSH IT OFF AS A MOTHER'S LOVE, NOT A WOMAN'S LOVE!"
"Then make him believe you."
Igneel looked at her confused. "How?"
Erza walked over and whispered in her ear.
Igneel listened and grinned. "Good one big sis."
"Just try not to scare him away." she teased.
"Ok. Just don't slay me." She laughed.
"I'd go after him before he stays mad."
"...ok...wish me luck…" She blushed. "And big sis, should I stay like this or my smaller form?"
"Go with either one, but try to approach him with the smaller one so he doesn't think you're a stranger."
Igneel nodded before returning to her smaller form. "Later big sis, don't forget to kiss your girlfriend for me!" She smiled as she walked out the door.
"She's not my girlfriend!" Erza called out with a blush.
"If you say so~"
-Natsu's home-
"Hi Natsu." greeted Happy seeing his friend walk in.
Natsu just huffed as he walked towards the hammock.
"What's the matter?" asked the flying cat in concern.
Knock knock.
"Master! It's me Scarlett. Please open up, I have fish and fire sticks!"
"Ooh, fish!" Happy opened the door and Scarlett entered the house.
"Master, I'm sorry for making you wear a dress…..please hit me!" She said while bowing.
"What?" Natsu blinked.
"Please hit me. Punish this servant for her insolence." She yelled
Natsu frowned and stood up before walking over to her.
"Master…." She said waiting for her punishment. Only for Natsu to just rub her hair. "Natsu-sama?"
"I'm not gonna hit you." he smiled.
"But...I made you wear a dress." She blushed from the rubbing. 'Natsu is so kind.'
"Wait, Natsu wore a dress?" snickered Happy.
"SHUT YOU RAT WITH WINGS!" Scarlett yelled before blasting him with a fireball. Which was stopped by Natsu before it could come in contact with Happy.
"Don't. Try. It." he growled glaring at her and holding her wrist.
"Sorry master." She cried. "Please forgive me!"
"Don't say sorry to me."
Scarlett looked at Happy with an adorably sad face. "Sorry Sir Kitty."
"It's Happy."
"Sorry Sir Happy." She cried with a look of panic. "Please don't scratch my face!"
"Do you have fish?"
She nodded in fear, since secretly she had a bad encounter with a mountain lion when she was a hatchling. Leaving her scared of all cats, especially blue ones. She pulled out a fish and held it out to him. "Please….don't hurt me…"
Happy floated down and took the fish. "I'll also want a belly rub."
Scarlett nervously moved her right hand towards the cat's stomach while covering her eyes. She lightly rubbed the fur with Happy sighing content before munching on the fish. "...Master….save...me…" she said while shaking like a leaf.
"Calm down, he's really nice actually."
Scarlett just stayed scared while stopping her petting and hiding behind the Dragon slayer. "...But...master….he….wants to claw...me…"
Hearing that gave Happy a devious idea and he made a scary face with his claws held up. "Rawr!"
"AAAAHHH!" She screamed as her concentration broke and she returned to her true human form. "HELP ME MASTER NATSU-SAMA!"
"What the!" exclaimed Natsu and Happy in surprise.
"MASTER KEEP THAT CAT AWAY!" She yelled while hugging Natsu against her chest, oblivious to the change.
"Scarlett?"
"It's me master….just keep it away!" She said pointing to Happy. "It wants to eat me!"
"Rawr!" played Happy flying closer.
This caused Scarlett to form a dragon's tail by instinct and grabbed Happy with it. "AAAAHHH!"
Natsu and Happy's eyes widened before Natsu reacted and grabbed the tail.
"OW! IT GOT ME!" She yelled as wings formed as she decided to fly at high speeds across the house in fear. "HELP ME MASTER!"
"SCARLETT! CALM DOWN!"
She didn't listen as she flew into a wall. "Ow…."
Natsu and Happy sweatdrop as the tail let go of the cat.
"Master...ow…." Scarlett moaned as horns and scales formed on her body along with claws.
"Scarlett…..are you a dragon?" asked Natsu finding his voice.
"Me a dragon? That's re…" She then looked at her body. "Oh crap...my cover is blown."
"Talk, now." he spoke seriously.
"Um….well I um...well…." She stuttered with a blush.
He crossed his arms and tapped his foot.
"...I'm Igneel!" She blushed while covering her face with her wings. "Your mother!"
"Ehh!?" cried Happy in shock.
"Natsu...are you ok?" She said peeking a little from under her wing.
"I don't believe you." he spoke in a straight voice.
This got Igneel into a rage. "I AM YOUR MOTHER YOU BRAT! I REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES YOU TRIED TO BEAT ME YET I ALWAYS DEFEATED YOU WITH JUST MY TAIL!"
Natsu growled and got in her face. "What's something that Igneel told me?"
"That you are a bed wetter." She glared. "Especially after you decided to drink an entire lake when your were eight! I had to look after you for three months straight just to keep you from doing a stupid stunt like that again!"
Natsu's mouth dropped while Happy silently chuckled.
"Now do you believe me Natsu? Or are you just dense...as always?"
He growled. "I'm not dense all the time, but how the hell were you a girl? You sounded male to me!"
"Ever heard OF A TOM BOY!" She yelled while punching a wall.
"NO!" he yelled back. "And next time you try to hurt Happy, you can leave!"
"...So you love that cat more than your own mother…." She frowned. "Even after I came all the way here...minus the mountains...and even called you 'master' and tried to be nice enough to apologize." She looked ready to blow….if she wasn't faking the anger. 'Let's see if you learned well son.'
"Well you were the one who made it clear friends should be protected and held close, so what? I should go back on that? To just let you hurt my friends without doing anything?"
This earned him a tail slap. He looked at her in shock before glaring with his hands producing flames.
"So you chose your friends over me?" She growled. "Is that your resolve!"
"If you're gonna act like a BRAT just because I've grown up? THEN YES!" he yelled butting heads with her.
Igneel snicked before down right laughing. "You passed son! You passed!"
"Hey! What the hell's so funny?" he growled.
"Nothing Nastu. But you passed my test." She grinned while run tackling Natsu into a hug.
Natsu and Happy both looked lost with Natsu's flames dying down.
"Natsu. You chose your friends over everything else. Something I pride myself on." Igneel grinned. "Thus, congratulations Natsu, You're my new mate~" She then kissed Natsu on the lips.
Natsu's eyes widened while Happy fainted and Natsu held Igneel back with confusion. "Test? Hold up, before we get any farther, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!"
"I was in your stomach." She glared. "And no need to yell!"
"You put me in a dress, nearly destroy my home, attack Happy, and you want me to be calm?" he deadpanned with his eye twitching.
"No….I'm sorry about that Natsu." She frowned. "I just wanted to tell you my true feelings."
"Well why couldn't you just tell me you were Igneel WITHOUT freaking out?"
"Tell that to Happy." She glared. "She scared me. Remember when you tried to bring a pet cat into the cave and I downright refused."
"Happy's a boy."
"Oh? Sorry. But do your remember that time Natsu?"
"Faintly."
"Well….You brought a blue mountain lion cub into the cave and I told you to return it or have a butt full of flames. The reason why was….because I'm afraid of cats!" Igneel blushed while covering her face again with the wings.
"Yeesh, you don't seem all that tough from before." he remarked with disappointment.
"Shut up! And for your information a cat tried to eat me when I was a hatchling! You would have had the same if you were attacked as a baby!" She glared. "And I could still kick your ass in this form without even trying." she grinned with confidence.
(Insert: Kamen Rider OOO - Power To Tearer)
"Bring it." grinned Natsu getting fired up.
"Try it." She smiled while waiting for the first strike. "Or are you a chicken?"
Natsu got into a stance before pulling his flaming hand back. "Flaming Dragon's Fist!"
She did the same with her left arm. "Flaming Dragon's Fist…." She said with a yawn before punching Natsu in the face. "Is that the best you got?"
He stumbled back and rubbed his cheek. "Heh, that didn't even tickle."
"Heh. Maybe this will?" Igneel grinned as her hands became engulfed in flames. "Fire Dragon King's Demolition Fist!"
Natsu stood his ground as she charged at him. And got blasted by a humongus blast of flames.
"Feel the burn yet son?" she smirked while seeing the attack sent Natsu crashing through the wall. "Or are you just snuffed out~"
He got back up and grinned. "Fire Dragon's Roar!" he cupped his hands in front of him and spewed the blast of fire at her.
"Fire Dragon's Wing Strike!" She yelled as she sped towards Natsu with her wings covered in flames. She blasted through the flames and got in close to a shocked Natsu. "Night Natsu~" She said before saying the one word that scares him. "Fire Dragon's Sword Horn!" She then headbutted Natsu with a flame covered head which caused the Dragon slayer to fly into a wall.
(End song)
He crashed into it and groaned before sliding down onto the ground.
"Hmm….Better, but still needs work." Igneel grinned while dusting her dress off. "Good spar today son."
"Ow…" he groaned.
"Oops...Too much power in that last headbutt." She blushed as she walked over to Natsu and picked him up with her tail. "Son? Wake up."
"Uh….round two...I can take ya." he got out while feeling dizzy.
"No you can't." She deadpanned. "And if you ask again I will not go easy on you."
"Bring it."
(Insert Dinosaur Revolution Extended Theme - "Actus Dei")
Igneel's body started to become a raging fireball as she glared with slit-like eyes. "Then let's go Natsu!" She then threw him across the room and charged at him. "Fire Dragon's Roar!"
His eyes widened as her blast was much bigger and consumed him before the blast literally blew his home up.
"Flame Dragon's Secret technique, Dragon consumes demon!" She shouted before giving Natsu a flame kick to the gut and sent him flying into the air before punching him right into the ground, leaving a large crater.
He groaned feeling the air leave him and gritted his teeth before grabbing her wrist before grinning as sparks of lightning started appearing.
"Oh? Lightning? HA! Try it son. If you have the balls!"
"Lightning Fire Dragon Mode!" he roared out as his body was covered in flames with lightning mixed together and he slowly stood up without letting go of her wrist.
"Make your move! Fire Dragon King's Roar!" She yelled as a blast of fire consumed the pink haired male.
Natsu kept standing before roaring and swung his fist against her cheek and stopped the attack and sent her flying.
"Ga! Lucky shot!" She yelled while getting up and spitting some blood.
"Heh, luck ain't got nothing to do with it." he grinned.
"Still, you won't beat me!" She said before charging at him with another 'Fire Dragon's Wing Strike'.
This time he inhaled and cupped his hands together again. "Lightning Fire Dragon's Roar!" except he turned and aimed it at the ground before letting it out and his form was surrounded in flames.
"What the-" She said before getting blasted by the shock wave of flames. She looked and saw that Natsu was gone, only to feel a punch to the face that sent her flying into a wall.
(End song)
Natsu's mode dyed down as he panted from the injuries and large use of magic.
"Ow…" Igneel groaned as she got up, and exposed. "Good punch. Next time I will not be fooled so...cough...easi...ly…." She then fainted from blood loss and from the third degree burns.
"Heh, now I might have overdone it."
-Later on-
"Natsu." Igneel said while covered in bandages that also restricted her breathing. "Next time….avoid making your mother feel like a ragdoll!"
"Oh? Sounds like someone finally admitted I can kick their ass." he smirked.
"Don't push it." She glared playfully. "I let you win this time."
"Suuure." he chuckled.
"Shut up mate." Igneel blushed while letting 'mate' slip from her mouth.
"Mate?"
"Oh? You thought I was joking before about that. Nope. You're my mate now Natsu~" She grinned.
"How? You're my mom!"
"And Zeref is a girl." She half joked. "Does it matter?"
"A little, to me."
"So you're gay." She laughed. "Oh no! Not with the stripper! Ah~"
"GRAY!? BLEH!" he grimaced and shuddered. "NOT FUNNY!"
"Yes it is Natsu!" She laughed while holding back the pain of her injuries.
"I could leave you here you know." he warned.
"Aw." She pouted. "You're no fun."
"And you're still a woman, which I still can't get around."
"...even after I told you that you were dence about Dragon anatomy?" She sweatdropped.
"No, it's because for so many years I thought you were my dad. Now I find out you're really my mom, and we're mates?"
"Life's funny like that." She chuckled. "But tell me, did you already have anyone else in mind about becoming your mate?" She lost her chuckle and turned serious.
Natsu tapped his chin and thought.
"Well. Anyone!" She growled as her voice became more like what Natsu was familiar with but more feminine.
"Not really." he shrugged.
"Good. So we can consummate without anyone ruining it." Igneel grinned. "Oh and before I forget, consummate means to fuck someone like rabbits."
"I'm still not agreeing on the mates thing!" he cried out comically.
"You have no choice. You...ugh...beat me in battle thus I'm your mate until we both die." She said while forcing out the 'beat me in battle' part like it was poison.
Natsu groaned and rubbed his head. "Well, if that's true, then what exactly do we do?"
"Well. I was thinking a date but since I'm in bandages." She said as a wooden plank snapped in the background. "And destroyed your house by accident. We can….annoy the big ass?"
"Huh?"
"Lucy." She sweatdropped.
"Oh, well she gets mad when I sneak in her house."
"Then try sneaking in from under the house? I can help." She grinned as her claws grew bigger.
"You sure you can move?"
"Somewhat. But I need you, Natsu, to use me to dig under Lucy's house."
"How?"
"Just hold me by my waist and I will do the rest." She smiled.
Natsu shrugged and moved over before wrapping his arms around her waist.
"Ready Natsu?" She smiled as she used her legs and tail to wrap around his waist.
"Yup."
"Then let's pester Lucy!" She yelled as they walked towards the celestial mages' home.
-Lucy's home-
Lucy was relaxing in her bathtub as she heard a rumbling sound from beneath the bathroom floor. As she checked a large hole was made revealing a set of red hair mixed with pink.
"Hi Lucy." greeted Natsu.
"Hey big ass!" Said a woman Lucy never saw before. "Oh did we come at a bad time?"
"YES!" she shrieked covering her chest.
"Wow. Such a perverted girl, especially if you thought that 'Master' Natsu-sama was going to do anything to that body of yours." The woman said while something in Lucy's memory clicked as she heard the term, 'Master Natsu-sama'.
"Wait, are you Scarlett?" she asked in confusion.
"Yes and no. Scarlett was my child form." She grinned. "This is my adult body. Oh and the names Igneel."
"NATSU'S FATHER!?"
"MOTHER YOU FAT ASS!" Igneel yelled in annoyance. "Ow...That still hurts."
"Anyway, we just thought we'd stop by." remarked Natsu.
"Actually Natsu." Igneel said. "We came here to annoy you and ask you if we can stay with you…..we burned down the house by accident."
"You what!" she exclaimed with wide eyes. "Why would you burn your own house down?"
"Sparring." Both said.
Lucy sweatdrop hearing that.
"So big butt. Will you let us stay here?" Igneel smiled.
"It's Lucy."
"Whatever." She said while looking at Natsu. "Natsu. Let's get set up for our stay ok?"
"Sure thing."
"Excellent. Now let's leave big butt alone~" she smiled.
"I never agreed you could stay!" she called out as they went back in the hole.
"Oh? Do you want to know the secret of getting a boyfriend?" Igneel said half serious, half joking.
"You sound like Aquarius." she sweatdrop.
"Oh her! Nice woman and my son's godmother." She grinned while both mages looked at her in shock. "Do you want the answer or not?"
"Fine. Just tell me." Lucy said as Natsu got the bags out of the hole.
"The secret is…." She grinned evilly. "Being less bitchy~"
"I'M not bitchy!" she growled. "Seriously, what's your problem?"
"Oh? I just don't like people harming Natsu." She glared.
"Mom it's fine." spoke Natsu.
"...Fine. BUT If she slaps you again I'm roasting her."
Lucy shivered while they climbed out of the hole. "Can you two at least leave me alone while I'm bathing?"
"Sure. Now if you excuse me." Igneel grinned. "I'm going to kiss my mate~"
Lucy and Natsu stared at her surprise before Igneel pressed her lips against her son's.
"Ah~ Nice and warm~" Igneel smiled while Lucy looked flabbergasted. "Just go up to the boy you like, and give him a kiss like that."
"Wha...un..gah…" Lucy said as she fainted in the bathtube, causing the key on her bathroom table to fall into the water, the Celestial Water bearer key.
Both watched as a flash appeared in the water before Aquarius popped her head out in annoyance.
"Who called me into this cramped bathtub?" She growled before seeing Igneel. "Oh Igneel. Finally out of your son's stomach?"
"That's right, and now we're mates." she smiled.
"Congratulations!" She grinned. "At least my godson is with you instead of my …..master…." She glared at the unconscious body of Lucy.
"Hey! Lucy's a good person." frowned Natsu.
"Even so. I will not acknowledge her until she finally gets a boy or girlfriend."
"You two need to let that go." he sweatdropped.
"...Igneel can I?" She grinned while pointing her vase at Natsu.
"Go ahead."
This made Aquarius happy as she created a small wave of water and sent it at Natsu, which blasted him into the wall. "Take that Dragon Slayer!"
"Ah! I'm drowning!"
"Hey it's not that deep Natsu!" The mermaid laughed. "You can still breath….somewhat."
Natsu growled with steam rising up and his hands ignited. "You asked for it!"
"Calm down you two." Igneel glared. "Let's just stop and see what fat ass has in the fridge."
"No fighting in my house!" cried Lucy who woke up and didn't need her spirit and Natsu going at it.
"Fine." Aquarius glared. "But I'm staying here with my godson for a week."
"Fine, just try not to flood my house."
"No promises." She chuckled.
"And also. Aquarius is Scorpio still seeing other women?" Igneel glared.
"No, why?"
"Well….I did see him one time looking at a brothel full of women when Natsu was taking down a Dark magic guild, Devil's Lust." She glared even more. "Those fuckers deserve to burn."
"WHAT!" growled the mermaid.
"Yes and he said and I quote, "That mermaid bitch had nothing on you, Mary~". The sick fuck was also fucking on the street while Natsu was beating up a dark mage with his own fist."
"OH WE'RE OVER!" she cried holding her vase up.
"Wait! Not in here! And I know how to get back on him!" Igneel said with some sweat down her face.
"How?"
"Call him over to Fairy Tail, make him angry, then when he spills the beans, let the entire guild beat the shit out of him." She grinned darkly.
"Ooh, I like the way you think." she grinned back.
"Well I can't let my blood sister get heartbreak now could I?" She grinned. "Natsu let's get the bags unloaded."
Natsu nodded as he carried the bags into the bedroom.
-next day, Fairy Tail main hall-
"Baby!" Yelled a red and white haired man with a mechanic scorpion's tail as he stormed into the hall. "You called me?"
"Hello Scorpio." spoke Aquarius with her arms crossed.
"What wrong?" He said nervously. 'Did she find out?'
"Does the name, Mary, ring a bell?"
He paled as Aquarius' expression turned into a pissed off expression that even the most bravous mages and demons would run in fear. "N-No."
"Not even if it's some two bit whore you banged?"
Scorpio started turning red with anger. "What if I did? You never wanted to let me fuck you!"
"Because I wanted to wait till we got married!"
"I don't care! You're just my property! I can do whatEVER I WANT WITH YOU BITCH!" He yelled as his voice could be heard all over the guild.
Everyone turned a frown or glare at the spirit.
"NOW COME WITH ME OR ELSE!" Scorpio yelled as he grabbed Aquarius' arm.
That got him a large fist to the face courtesy of Elfman who used his beast soul and sent the spirit crashing into several tables.
"GAH! YOU ASSHOLE!" He yelled only to have a sword, a demon claw, a wooden stake, a REALLY big water blade, and a pissed and angry serpent heads, thanks to the former snake woman, near inches from his neck.
"Care to repeat that?" asked Erza who had several of her swords poised to strike the spirit's chest.
Scorpio could only pale as the other members of the guild came closer to the spirit, weapons and magic out and cast. He scrambled back before disappearing as he returned to the spirit world.
"Coward." Aquarius growled while looking hurt from the betrayal.
Lucy sat beside her and rubbed her back.
"Thank you Lucy." She said while looking at her master with a new light. "Maybe I should stop dating men?"
"Or just take some time to relax and forget about him." she suggested.
"Heh. Looks like we are both without a boyfriend." Aquarius chuckled sadly.
Lucy just rubbed her back some more. "Need anything?"
"...Maybe a hug…" She blushed. "Like when you were younger."
"Alright." smiled the girl who pulled the spirit into a hug.
Aquarius smiled as she returned the hug.
"Aw! Your godmother is so cute!" Igneel smile in her Scarlett form. "Right Master Natsu-sama?"
"You can stop calling me that." he sweatdropped.
"Why? It's cute." She smiled.
"It's weird when I know you're my mom." he whispered the last part.
"Yet they don't know...well Ezra does but she won't tell." She whispered back.
"Fine."
"Ya!" She giggled before hugging Natsu. "Thank you Master Natsu-sama!"
He blushed as she nuzzled against his arm.
"Let's annoy the stripper." Igneel smiled.
"You read my mind." he grinned back.
"Fire in the hole!" She yelled as she threw a fireball at Gray's ass. This made said male cry out and started running while trying to put the flame out. Only to have another larger fireball hit him in the ass again.
"AHH! FUCK YOU NATSU!" he yelled while Juvia tried running to douse the fire.
"AND SCARLETT TOO!" She yelled while throwing fireballs at the ice mage's ass. That got her a large blast of water from Juvia. "Big sis…." She glared while creating a larger fireball "This means war!"
Both girls went at each other with Natsu and Gray joining in, which caused the rest of the guild to join in an all out battle.
Just another day in Fairy Tail….Yeah.
