Mother's dark love
Percy and Female Poseidon
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
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-New York city, Hudson River beach-
Percy was busy walking across the beach, after a long day at school, a fight between some Harpies, and having some blue ice cream. He was about to sit down on the sand when a familiar voice called to him from the river.
"Percy."
Percy looked around before shrugging. 'Must be my imagination...he's is thousand of leagues away from here.'
"PERSEUS JACKSON!" The voice yelled in annoyance.
"Dad!?" Percy yelled out while looking for him. "Where are you?"
"Under the water right now."
"Oh." He blushed. "Um should I come into the water or should I wait here for you?"
"Wait there, I'm coming out in a moment."
Percy waited….for about ten seconds as a wave crashed onto the shore and knocked him over. "Gag glub glub." He spat the water out of his mouth as Poseidon, in his modern day attire, walked onto the shore. "Was the wave really necessary?"
"Yes." He chuckled. "Just to see if you could stay alert."
Percy stood back up while his body became dry with ease as the water pulled from his body. "Well what did you yell out my name for?"
"Well. You didn't listen the first time so I had to yell." Poseidon said.
"Well what's so important?"
Poseidon grinned. "Can't I just visit you for a day?"
"There's a first." he muttered while sitting on the sand. Only to have a crab clamp down on his butt.
Poseidon laughed at his little prank. "Looks like you got the crabs!"
Percy stood up with a frown and pried the crab off before putting it on the ground.
"So where do you want to go? Atlantis? The Great Lakes? Mexico?" Poseidon asked counting different places with water surrounding them, which was A LOT!
"Wait!" called Percy as the water seemed to move back. "Since when did you plan out days for us to bond? Sure you've helped me before, but you made it clear you're too busy and can't help raise me."
Poseidon frowned. "Well I'm not busy right now and you are getting older so let's just enjoy ourselves today."
"So you suddenly wanna spend time, without giving me a heads up?"
He looked away. "Yes. Is today a bad time?"
"Well, no. Right now I'm not doing anything, but an Iris message would have been nice."
"She was out." He blushed. "Something to do with a fashion convention in chicago."
'Alright, I would have expected Aphrodite at something like that.' thought Percy.
"So Percy?" Poseidon asked. "Want to hang out?"
"Well, sure." he relented.
"Excellent!" he grinned. "So ready to hit the town?"
"Yeah."
The two walked through the city, and avoiding some monsters along the way, as they walked to a….clothing store?
"Clothes?" Percy raised an eyebrow.
"I kind of need some new threads and Amphitrite needs a new bikini." Poseidon said with a light blush. "You don't mind?"
Percy sighed. "I don't mind but…" He blushed at seeing some of the woman's undergarments. "Let's leave, at a fast pace."
"Don't worry, we'll be done before you know it." reassured Poseidon.
'Nope so." Percy thought before sitting on a bench.
"It will take about a minute or two so wait here." Poseidon stated before walking towards the shirts.
(Two hours later)
'Minutes my ass.' thought Percy with a groan. He looked around before getting a stupid idea. 'Maybe I should check on dad. What harm would it be?'
He got up from his seat and walked around to where he guessed his dad must be. He looked around before seeing an unmanned changing stall with his father's shirt in the door. He walked over and knocked on the door.
Nothing but what he assumes to be the sound of the air vents. Percy then did something really dumb...he opened the door.
"Hey dad, you….done?" He gaped as he saw a woman with his mother's body type, dark hair and see green eyes about to change into a blue bikini, showing her sea green bra and panties to the now blushing Demigod.
"...a...a…"
'Oh no!'
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" She yelled in embarrassment before covering herself up. "You perverted sea monkey!"
"...what?...who?...ow…" Percy stuttered while holding his ears in pain.
"Hey! What's going on here?" spoke one of the employees walking over.
Percy panicked before the woman looked at the girl. "Nothing just a cockroach. This boy just killed it for me."
"Then why is the door opened?" she asked with her arms crossed. "Was this boy trying to peep?"
"No." She frowned. "This 'boy' is my son, and if you want your business to NOT get sued, you should leave an get an exterminator."
The girl reeled back and nodded. "Sorry, have a nice day."
Percy looked shocked and confused as the girl left. "...d..dad..?!"
"It's me. Son." She blushed while pushing him out. "Just stay there, I need to get dressed without a sea monkey looking."
Percy didn't get a moment to speak as the door shut and he found his mind was a blank.
After two minutes, the now female Poseidon came out in her usual attire, which the shirt looked like it was going to break the buttons right off with a single movement. "Percy? Are you ok?"
"Huh…..wha…...howza….." he spoke incoherently.
"I'm a woman, ever since I was born." She chuckled. "I just wanted to keep it a secret forever since if Zeus found out…" She shuddered a bit. "Well let's just say Hera is experienced in...brother and sister relationships."
"Wait, that doesn't explain why everyone thinks you're male. How did you hide the fact you were….a woman?"
"The mist has so many possibilities that most don't know about." She grinned. "That and mortals believe EVERYTHING they hear."
'Well, I wouldn't call her wrong on that.'
Poseidon blushed. "Sorry about yelling but...you were indecent."
"Uh, I'M not the one who kept quiet about being a woman. And you left the door unlocked, so don't say I pried."
She blushed. "Ok….that was stupid of me." She then hugged Percy. "So did you get hurt? No loss of hearing?"
"No, I'm fine." he replied, still feeling awkward.
Poseidon smiled. "So ready to get some food...I'm kind of peckish."
"Sure." he nodded.
She smiled before dragging him out of the store...without paying.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Yelled a man in a uniform.
Poseidon and Percy kept going while the woman moved her hand and the man ran out, but lost sight of her due to the mist.
(Downtown Chinatown)
"So should we eat here," Poseidon pointed to a restaurant before pointing to another. "Or there?"
"Well what do you feel like?"
Poseidon pondered. "Let's try this one." She pointed to a restaurant called Le lings hong pao fish and buns. "Maybe it has giant squid?"
"Maybe?" Percy said while walking into the restaurant, only for a waitress in a Chinese dress to appear in front of them
"Good day. Table for two?"
"Yes, possibly with a table near a window." spoke Poseidon.
"Ok." She smiled while taking them to a table with a sea serpent carved onto the table. "Water or soda?"
"Water for me." spoke the goddess taking a seat.
"Same." Percy replied while sitting down.
"Ok. Just be patient, honored guests." She smiled before heading to the kitchen.
Percy looked at Poseidon with a light blush. "So...you're a lesbian?" 'Stupid!'
"In a way yes." She blushed. "But I'm interested in someone right now."
"But….how did you….and my mom…..make me?"
"Oh. Well um…" She looked up with a blush. "Hera had a hand in helping me and Sally, but I think you can hear the rest when you're older."
Percy was about to asked more before the waitress came by with the water.
"Here you go." she said putting the water on the table. "So. Are you ready to order?"
"Yes." Poseidon looked at the menu. "I will have the dragon rolls with a side of pufferfish."
"And I will have the egg drop soup." Percy said while handing the menu to the waitress.
"Ok. It will take about twenty minutes." She bowed before walking away.
"...dad...I mean mom." Percy asked. "Why did you decide to visit me?"
"Like I said, it was to spend some time with you."
Percy didn't look convinced. "Was it for a prank? Did Hermes bribe you?"
"No, contrary to what you might think, I do care Percy, I've always cared." she spoke in a firm tone.
Percy sighed. "I know. It's just frustrating."
""Believe me Percy, if there wasn't a stupid oath, I would have rushed to you two and helped raise you like I should have."
"Yea...Zeus is pretty...um what was the word?"
"Foolish."
"Yes. That's the one, a foolish God of the theatre." Percy chuckled loudly.
"Believe me, he was more foolish after he became king. And don't get me started on the meetings, I can't remember how many times I fell asleep."
"Boring as hell?" Percy asked.
"Like seeing a shark eating a whale." Poseidon said as the food came.
"One dragon roll with pufferfish on the side and egg drop soup." The waitress smiled as she put on the table. "If you need anything just call." She said before walking away.
"You're gonna love it, this isn't the first time I've been here." smiled Poseidon as she started eating the roll.
"You been here?" Percy asked taking a spoon full of his soup. "Wow this is better than...mom's?" 'Nothing is better than mom's cooking.'
"Easy, she might get jealous if you say that." chuckled Poseidon.
"Ha ha." He laughed sarcastically. "So...mom? Is it true that Zeus tried to...well...attack Typhon with no weapons and just lost his tendons?"
"Yup."
"Wow….that's sad." He shook his head in disbelief.
"So Percy, anything interesting happen lately?"
Percy looked confused. "Like what? Annabeth is dating Thalia and well..seeing you as a woman."
"Well what about you? Curious about….finding a girl?"
Percy blushed. "Well...yes…."
Poseidon chuckled. "Don't worry. With my help, the girls will be swimming to you like salmon."
"Mom, I'm fine." he replied feeling embarrassed.
"Oh? Then why are you blushed? Have a girl that interests you?" Poseidon grinned while taking a bite of the pufferfish. 'If it's a bad choice, I might have to 'accidentally' pull her out to sea.'
Percy looked his mother...and tried to look away from the chest. 'Don't stare. She's your mom...dad...GAH!'
"So, care to talk about some of the girls you might like?"
"...um...Rachel is nice, but...you know." He sighed. "Off limits."
"Why is that?"
"She's the oracle now." He deadpanned. "I can't date her without getting blasted by Apollo." He shuddered. "Clarisse is out, Calypso is stuck on an island, Persephone is married, and Zoe is in the heavens."
"Wait, you were thinking about dating your own aunt?" she asked in surprise. "I didn't know you liked older woman." she teased.
Percy blushed. "Well. They're more mature than other girls and….well he he more curvy…" 'Stupid!'
"Well, when you saw me, what did you think?"
"Well to be honest...I kind of went brain dead from the shock." he admitted looking away while drinking his water. 'This is getting more awkward by the minute. Maybe I should just keep quiet.'
Poseidon looked at him with a grin. "So did you ever kiss a girl before?"
Percy kept his mouth shut and just shook his head.
"Well if you want…" She blushed a little. "You can practice on me."
He choked and had to pat his chest from feeling the water go down the wrong pipe in surprise and took in a deep breath of air. "W...What?!"
"I said you can practice on me." Poseidon blushed. "What's wrong with that?"
"N-Nothing." He said. "It's just unexpected." 'And out of the ordinary.'
Poseidon looked red. "So what are you waiting for?" She moved her face across the table towards Percy's. "Kiss me."
"B-But mom. Here? Right now?" he asked with a red face as he looked around the restaurant and didn't see anyone looking, but one turn and that could change.
"Oh also this is a nymph restaurant so they will not mind." Poseidon smiled. "So let's practice."
"B...But I can't. You're my mom….or dad….or something!" he silently exclaimed.
"And Zeus married his sister and so did father, what's the big deal? It's not like kissing is a crime." Poseidon frowned. "Besides, think of this as me helping you. It could be much awkward if you want to know."
Percy blushed crimson red. "B-But what about-" he got interrupted by a kiss to the lips, courtesy of Poseidon. 'Gah what?!'
"See?" The goddess smiled as she broke the kiss. "It wasn't that bad...Percy?"
"...wow...ea...ha…" Percy stuttered while looking like he just got out of a hot spring.
"I take it you liked it?"
Percy nodded.
"Well looks like I got myself a lover~" she smiled as Percy looked even more stupefied.
"W...W...WHAT?!" he exclaimed staring at her like she lost it.
"What? I love you too much, so." She smiled. "I'm going to be your mother and wife." She then kissed Percy on the lips again, with more passion.
He scrambled back and fell on his butt while shaking his head. "DAD!...er...MOM! We can't do that!"
Poseidon frowned. "Yet you have a crush on Persephone, your aunt, so why in hell can't we do this then?"
"I….well I never said it was a crush…..but this, I just found out the whole truth less than an hour ago! I mean, what did you think I would say or react?"
"Well. I thought you would denounce me or kiss me back." She said honestly. "And besides, think of all the good things about being in a relationship."
Percy did...and had another blush storm. "...but if we were to be...in a relationship...wouldn't it be well...weird?"
"Percy, when it comes to the greek gods and goddesses, no one bats an eye if a mother and son make love, or a brother and sister have children. Now I'm not saying we have sex, but think about some of the things if we got together."
"...like?" Percy asked with confusion.
"Kissing, holding hands, dates, extra protection since you'd be both my child and lover, so if even one person struck you, just get them near the water and I could end them like that." she snapped her fingers for emphasis. Which caused some of Percy's soup to explode onto his cloths. "Sorry. Forgot about being a water goddess for a second."
He frowned and tried using the napkins. "Well….I mean, I don't know. Finding out you were my other mom is one thing, but actually getting together? I….don't know what to make of it."
Poseidon sighed. "Don't think too hard, or you might end up like owl brains." She snicked a little at the joke. "Besides, think of it like this if you want some help. If we're both happy and no one is hurt, does it really matter what others think?"
Percy looked at her before sighing. "Alright. Let's...see if we can become..lovers…" He blushed crimson as Poseidon walked over to the other side of the table and hugged him. "Gah!"
"What? It's just a hug."
"I-It's too tight!" He got out before fainting onto her chest.
"Oops." she giggled before a nymph walked over in concern. "We might need some boxes, we'll be taking our meal to go."
"Yes my lady." She said before running into the kitchen.
Poseidon chuckled and helped Percy lean on her and rubbed his back and let him lean on her. 'I hope Amphitrite doesn't catch wind of this.'
Unknown to Poseidon, a woman with red hair and wearing a trench cloak was listening in on the conversation from the table next to them. 'Poseidon. This is the final straw!'
