Sonic/Grand Order: Battle Against The Outer Gods

GUDAGUDA Mystery of the Imperial Capital's Holy Grail (Extra)


*Chaldea, Sonic's Room*

"*Resting On His Bed Seeing Nobbu In A State Of Shock* What's with the sudden shock?" Sonic asks

"*Enter's Room* My Master, let's go have some oden in the cafeteria. Hm? What's wrong with her?" Okita Alter said

"She's been like this for a while now. She hasn't responded to my questions." Sonic replied

"I see."

"*Enter's Room As Well* Wait, what happened to you, Nobbu!? Well, I guess if someone had to die, it might as well have been someone nobody will miss. If any Japanese historians come asking about you, that's what I'll tell them." Okita said

"I'm not dead, you bastards!" Nobbu shouted

"It will appear so good for you. Being alive is much better than being dead. So, Master? What do you say to that oden?" Okita Alter asks

"Will go right now. Nobbu, what's up? Anything happening?" Sonic said

"If you three sit down comfortably on that bed. Then let me you a tale of-"

"Just explained it already," Okita said


*Flashback*

"Ugh, I gotta use the bathroom! That's what I get for drinking too much of that coffee milk David sells. But it's so sweet and yummy! If only it played more excellently with my tummy. It can't be helped. Huh? Beautiful Warring State maidens don't ever use the bathroom? Please don't be ridiculous; of course, they do. How do you think the Dragon of Echigo died? 'Course, I don't know if the Dragon of Echigo was a beauty or not, but... Hm? What's this? Is someone in the Command Room?" Nobbu confuse

"How dare you! How dare you all go on this crazy adventure while Chacha was out getting ice cream! If His Imperial Highness knew Chacha only had a teensy cameo at the beginning, he'd be so angry. He'd be getting all Odawara on your Sanada Maru asses! This is no time to be holding a tactical briefing! Also, "Little Okita"? What's up with that? Beams!? Chacha wants to shoot beams too! Huh? Can Chacha already shoot lasers from Chacha's hands? Those aren't beams, you idiot! Those are the cursed flames that consume Chacha from the inside! Huh? What do you mean that's a real downer of a background story...? The point is, Auntie may be okay with this, but His Imperial Highness won't be! Now that things have come to this, I'll take control of Castellas and... Hehehehehe...!"

"Uh, it's Chaldeas, not Castellas... Also, you have already been summoned to Sonic's home, so..." Nobbu commented.

"I didn't get to experience that much, so... WAIT?! You saaaw meee!" Chacha shock

"Shit! I was going to the bathroom! Stop that, Chacha! Aaaaaahhh!"


*End Of Flashback*

"So all of this was caused by Chacha? It seems we forgot about her, and I apologize for that. *Alarm Systems Goes Off* There we go. I was waiting for that." Sonic said

"Attention, Master of Chaldea! The Trismegiustus's simulator is malfunctioning and has opened the portal to an undisclosed location! As the Director of Chaldea and your Boss, you must investigate it. Thank you for listing." Olga said

"Oh brother, she's back to calling herself my Boss once again. I have to talk to her again once this thing is done. Anyway, I think the first of us shall be going now." Sonic said

"Good idea, Master. I'll go with you." Okita Alter replied

"Hey! Let me go as well, Master! I've been friends with you long before!" Okita said

"W-wait, Okita Alter. Let me see that badass sword of yours. *Watches As Okita Alter Pulls Out Her Sword And Hands It To Her* Since my tummy hurts from drinking all of that coffee milk earlier, I can't help. So, I'm going to infuse your badass sword with my and Sonic's tremendous power! *Ignites The Sword In Flames Filled With Chaos Energy* Here you go! I poured that Chaos Energy into your sword! I call it Rengokuken. The Sword of Purgatory! Chaos Edition!" Nobbu shouted

"*Whites* Cool!" Sonic amazed

"Purgatory... From now on, you are Rengokuken."

"Alright, Okita and Okita Alter. Let's do this!" Sonic said

"Little Okita, by the way, Master." Okita Alter commented

"Seriously, Alter, we need to come up with a new name," Sonic said


*Back At The City Where Sonic Rayshifted On Accident, Location 1*

"Hmmm, according to the map we were given here. The first sign of a disturbance is around here. But no one is here but only the four of us. Did we take a wrong turn?" Sonic confuse

"No, this is the correct location. I am one of the Seven Spears: Wakizaka Katsuharu, the rightful heir to the Oda estate...Oda Nobukatsu!"

"Oh, hey there again, Oda. It's been a little." Sonic said

"You bring up this "rightful heir to the Oda family" stuff a lot, don't you? Weren't you just talking about how you'd always be there for me? What're you trying to pull?" Nobunaga said

"Gah! Sister!? What are you doing here!? I thought you were cooped up in the bathroom after drinking too much coffee milk!" Wakizaka Katsuharu shock

"I decided just to come and be a spectator in this story. I took some antacid, and here I am!" Nobunaga replied

"It took a while, but we are here now," Sonic commented

"Since we're all here now, let's just take care of this and be done with it," Okita said

"Why you...! I'll show you how unstoppable Sister and I were in Owari once we teamed up! Come forth, my Super Mecha Nobbu Mk. II that I made from a bunch of scraps...in a cave!"

"*Appears* No-No-No...Nobbu!" Super Mecha Nobbu Mk. II

"What the hell is that? It's nowhere near October, dummy. But with how the story is going right now. It'll go back very fast." Nobunaga said

"Awww! Are those for me? You shouldn't have! Hey, Okita Alter, here's a little trick for defeating a robot like this. *Jumps Right At Super Mecha Nobbu Mk. II And Homing Attack It's Head Several Times In Different Angles* Haha!"

"W-What the?! He's taking Super Mecha Nobbu Mk. II down like it's nothing! What is going on?!" Wakizaka Katsuharu shock

"Did you forget already? I told you that Sonic has taken down robots his entire life before! You should've seen this coming when you took out that thing!" Nobbu shouted

"Are you serious?! I'm sorry, I have a bad memory, alright!" Wakizaka Katsuharu said

"*Continuing To Homing Attack The Mecha* Okitas! Now!" Sonic said

"Understood, Master. *Dashes Towards The Mecha And Slashes The Mecha Several Times In Different Angles Of The Body Before Putting Her Sword Back Into The Scabbrad In A Badass Way As A Series Of Slashes Appear Around The Mecha* I see. So that's how this so-called Chaos Energy works. Truly beautiful." Okita Alter said

"You think that's amazing? Watch this! *Rushes Toward's The Mecha, Charging Up Her Sword's Baldea With Chaos Energy Before Unleashing A Powerful Shockwave That Charges Straight Towards The Mecha, Slicing It In Half And Exploding Soon After* With Chaos Energy, I'm able to expand my skills into levels I never thought I would reach." Okita said

"*Complelety Shock* H-Huh?! What was that energy that came out of those Swords?!" Wakizaka Katsuharu shock

"If you don't wish to get punished by such energy. Surrender and tell us everything on here and where to look!" Nobbu said

"S-Sure thing, Sister!"


*Location 2*

"Alright, this is the second location Oda told us about when he surrendered. Wonder who's here this time." Sonic said

"Welcome, Sonic. I am Fukushima Eminori, one of the Seven Spears!" Fukushima Eminori said

"*All Four Dumbfounded* Huh?" Everyone said

"You must understand, Sonic, Chacha's frustration with being left out, so here I am. To show you a little respect 0f leaving your friends behind. Now come on!" Fukushima Eminori said

"Hey, did you forget that I summoned Chacha to my world on that first trip towards that Island back in my world?" Sonic said

"Why, yes, I heard about that, but she didn't fully get to experience such a peaceful world like yours. She wanted to experience more." Fukushima Eminori replied

"Well, I returned to my world with the kids just a few days ago so they can play in the parks with my friend Cream back home. Everyone else was allowed to come as well if they wanted to. even Chacha." Sonic said

"Yes, I did hear from the children that they enjoyed their time back in your world. They were all over the moon for hours about how fun and exciting it was to be there. I also heard that there is advanced technology for cooking the best meal. Maybe I can use that as an opportunity to bring those to the Chaldea Kitchen."

"Is this going where I am thinking?" Nobbu asks

"Yes."

"Okay, how about this? I'll ask my buddy Tails to make you a device that cooks food perfectly in seconds. How about that? I'm sure Boudica and Cat would enjoy that as well." Sonic said

"Sounds nice to hear. A machine that's able to help as well in the kitchen. The deal, Sonic."

"Alright! That's what I'm talking about! Don't worry. I'll ask him in the next couple of days when I return home for our next mission on Island 2." Sonic said

"..."


*Location 3*

"So, you've come. I am Katou Shuwen, one of the Seven Spears of the Imperial Capital!" Katou Shuwen said

"*Face Palms* What is even going on right now? I can't even take this adventure seriously." Sonic commented

"Kakakaka, easy there! Battles must be taken seriously. As long as I get to put my spear to use, I'm happy." Katou Shuwen replied

"That's the Lancer we saw back then...and he's even stronger now, Master." Okita Alter said

"That's the Chaldea Li Shuwen. Stronger than the ones we faced before. I told you those guys were different." Sonic commented

"Keep your guard up! I wouldn't put it past this Lancer to cheat and use his bare fists!"

"That's all right, though. I'm stronger now than I was back then, too. Let's do this, Lancer!"

"Indeed! Let us see how close you have come to achieving true mastery!"

Katou Shuwen lunges toward Okita Alter, unleashing a series of lance attacks towards her but Alter blocks each Lance attack quickly and effortlessly from the last time they met. Katou Shuwen was impressed by Okita Alter's quick dodging skills. As she pushes Katou Shuwen back with a swing of her sword, she quickly counters back, unleashing several sword attacks toward Katou Shuwen and hitting him at different angles of his body. Katou Shuwen laughs as he quickly regains focus and dashes toward Okita Alter. Still, Okita gets in front of her and blocks Katou Shuwen, clanging weapons over and over with sparks appearing each time they rattle weapons. The two were running around while banging one another's weapon, dashing around and around with shockwaves each time they appeared. The two were equally matched in speed, but the more they wanted one, the more Sonic continued looking for an opening. Sonic then runs towards the two as he jumps at Katou Shuwen, begins to break dancing, and forms several shockwaves towards Katou Shuwen, who quickly notices the shockwaves heading towards his direction and dodges them as soon as possible. Sonic continues to fire several shockwaves toward Katou Shuwen as Okita Alter gets in a stance and dashes towards Katou Shuwen, attacking him with a straight attack with several slashes appearing around him, falling towards the fall, hitting it and falling soon after. Katou Shuwen looks up and notices Sonic running towards him with the two Okitas behind as they all attack Katou Shuwen simultaneously before allowing him to attack.


*Location 4*

"(Sigh...) I thought I'd managed to avoid this for once... I guess I'm Katagiri Medumoto? There's something about the Seven Spears in there, too." Katagiri Medumoto Not Wanting To Be Here

"I'll be honest with you, Dusa. I don't want to hurt you. You didn't seem to be in the mood to do this anyway and were forced to be here." Sonic said

"Are you sure about this? You don't seem up for it." Okita Alter asks

"*Sigh* I just want to return to my room and read what I was reading before I was forced here. So please, just do what you must and defeat these things so I can return." Katagiri Medumoto said

"*Notices Nobus Running Towards The Group And Homing Attacks Each Nobu As Quick As Possible* Hmmm... These things are weaker than I thought." Sonic said

"*Defeating Multiple Nobus With A Single Sword Slash* It appears so. Any reason for them for being weak." Okita Alter asks

"I purposefully guided the weaker ones here so that when you arrived and defeated them. I can get out of this place quicker." Katagiri Medumoto replied

"*Slashes Multiple Nobus* You don't care about being this story, don't you?" Okita said

"How about this, you tell us where Chacha is located, and you can just go back to Chaldea like nothing ever happened. Besides, we're not here to hurt you anyway." Sonic said

"Sure thing, Master. I just want to return to my room and not deal with this. I'll tell you where she's located."


*Location 5*

"*Clanging Swords With Here Opponent* Hey! That was a super cheap shot, you know! I wouldn't ever have seen it coming if I wasn't Mysterious Seven Spear Kasuya Heroine X! I can also tell from how you wield your blade that you're no Saber!" Mysterious Seven Spear Kasuya Heroine X said

"Indeed, I'm neither Saber nor Assassin. I'm...a man-slayer!" Man-Slayer Izo replied

"Wait a minute, is that Izo?" Sonic said

"Wow, I haven't seen your outfit in a long time. That takes me back to our Kyoto days." Ryouma said

"Ryouma! I hear you're living it up in Chaldea after you left me behind for dead! I KNEW you would trick me!"

"As I am the one true Saber, I cannot allow a stupid Assassin to go around acting like a Saber! It's wrong! Wrong I tell you! You all hate Saberfaces, too, right? So let's take this faux Saber down like the punk he is!" Mysterious Seven Spear Kasuya Heroine X said

"Where have I heard that before?" Sonic commented

"Heroine X's Saber Power can save the Imperial Capital! Have faith! Cool? Cool! Thanks for joining my Heroine Alliance, guys! Oh, and as for you, Alter Ego? We need to have a little chat about that face of yours. Meet me behind the gym after school gets out!"

X lunges towards Izo as the two continue clang swords as they already did before Sonic and the Okitas arrive, clanging and sparks coming from each clang they perform and jumping away from the other. Sonic quickly dashes toward Izo as he slides and attempts to knock Izo out of balance, but he manages to dodge Sonic's slide move. Sonic quickly returns and dashes away before Izo can counter back as Okita lunges towards Izo as the two clang swords over and over, sparks coming out each time they land them. Izo fought with anger as with Okita, who fought with pride as she quickly pushed back Izo, lunged toward him, and attacked him several times at different angles of his body, leaving sword slashes as blood spews out of him and drips on the ground underneath him. Izo roars in anger as he lunges toward Okita. Still, Okita Alter quickly dashes towards Izo and straight across Izo in a split second. Several slashes appeared around Izo, dealing significant damage and sending him flying towards a light pole, hitting and falling soon after. Izo slowly gets himself up as Okita Alter slashes across but misses and instead slashes the light bar into pieces and breaks it. Heroine X then suddenly appears and stabs her sword behind, pulling it soon after before attacking him several times and kicking him away. Sonic forms a tornado, sucking Izo into and blowing him straight into the air. Sonic quickly jumps right at him and performs a rocket kick down as he slams him onto the ground and causes a small create soon after before vanishing.


*Location 6*

"Alter X? What are you doing here?" Sonic said

"I'm Hirano Ex, one of the Seven Spears of the Imperial Capital. I'm also the manager of Dark Rounds, the hot new sweets café sweeping the galaxy. This is a beautiful place. I've never seen such perfect blends of Eastern bean pastries and classic Western sweets. It was just begging to expand on a galactic level! Franchises in every solar system!" Hirano X replied

"You do have a lot of delicious-looking sweets... I think I may buy some myself... Yes. I'll take one of these, please. Master, would you like to have one?" Okita Alter said

"I'm good, Alter. I already ate Chili Dogs before I arrived here." Sonic replied

"It's alright here. I'll buy it for you still." Okita Alter said

"The Dark Rounds Bean Sponge Cake? Of course. That'll be two dollars, please. As I was saying, you may have a seat at one of our dining area tables anyway. Unfortunately, Manager Ex's joy was short-lived when she realized something terrible. Since I am the manager...I'll never get to eat any of these sweets myself...! The only thing I can do now is defeated you and make you take over as manager! So, on that note...get ready for a fight. When fine sweets are on the line, you'd better believe Ex will give it to you!"

"*Looks At Okita Alter With A "I Knew This Was Going To Happen* Look As He Walks Towards The Open Sign, Grabs The Sharpie From Hirano, And Writes Down "This Store Is Now Closed Indefinitely" And Places It Back* Oh, would look at the time, X, the store is now close, meaning that no one is coming and that you have the place for yourself to have. Now you can eat the sweets of your choosing!" Sonic said

"Yay. Now I can eat the best sweets this place has to offer!" Hirano X happily said

"Now then, Master. Let us sit here together and enjoy these sweets before we go." Okita Alter said


*Final*

"So, you've finally made it this far, evil servants of Tokugawa. I'm impressed you managed to defeat my Seven Spears..." Avenger Yodo said

"Alright, alright, We will accept your duel here, Chacha. No need to introduce yourself ." Sonic said

"W-What?! Aren't our dialogues suppose to be longer and run off?! W-Well... All right, that does it. Now that it's come to this, I'll show you how powerful I've become. Taste the power I gained from the unyielding fury that turned me into an Avenger when I learned that you had finished the WHOLE event without me! *Grabs A holy Grail*."

"Huh?!"

"Wha...!? I thought I'd destroyed that!"

"Why is there a Holy Grail in Chacha!?"

'Heh... I found it lying around when I got here! After I'd finished eating ice cream out of it, I felt incredible power surging through me... the power to change the whole world! Or...something... Now, nobody can stop me! Soon, Tokugawa's infernal city will be little more than dust!"

"Dammit! I guess we have to fight! Come on, Sonic and Alter me!"

"Leave it to me!" Sonic said

"Let's do this!" Okita, Okita Alter, and Sonic shouted

Avenger Yodo runs toward the three and fires a shockwave of flames three as they all manage to dodge the attack quickly. Sonic jumps on a wall as he lunges towards Avenger Yodo and throws a backward roundhouse kick at Avenger Yodo, who blocks it with her sword, but the force of the kick pushes her back a few feet back and causes her to lose her balance. Okita jumps right at Avenger Yodo and attacks her with multiple sword attacks. Still, Avenger Yodo manages to block each of Okita's attacks and attempts to counter with a sword attack covered in flames. Still, Okita jumps away from the counter as Okita Alter appears behind Avenger Yodo and unleashes a barrage of sword slashes toward Avenger Yodo from different angles of her body, dealing damage to her hitting her in the stomach with the handle of the sword and sending her flying towards the wall, smashing it and falling soon after. Avenger Yodo, now angry, powers up her as she fires a barrage of flaming shockwaves at the three as they all begin running around the area and dodging the attacks as well, with the shockwaves hitting the walls of the room and destroying them in the process. The three avoid each flaming shockwave until Avenger Yodo sabs her sword onto the ground, causing a wall of flames to block the three from heading close to her as she laughs from the other side. As Avenger Yodod continues to laugh, she suddenly realizes that the three jumped through the flaming wall as Sonic attacks her a few times before the two Okita unleashed their Noble phantasm at Avenger Yodo and sent her flying towards the wall, hitting it and falling soon after.


*Later, Outside*

After the battle, Sonic, Okita Alter, Okita, and Chacha headed back outside and began to talk to Chacha about everything.

"...Nghhh, Auntie, that's Chacha's coffee.. ...Yawn... (Zzz)."

"Hehe... She's sleepy. She looks so peaceful." Okita Alter said

"All in days work. But I'm glad all of this is over. What an interesting adventure we all had." Sonic replied

"Indeed. Certainly the most interesting but not disappointing. I heard about your adventure in that unknown world and those Islands back in Chaldea. I heard how difficult they were for you and your friends back home. That is why I will help you take those unknown Islands down. If you ever are struggling in those islands at any point and need help, you call upon me, and I'll be there. I'll always be there waiting for your call, Master." Okita Alter said

"Hehe! Thanks for the help, Okita! With the number of Servants joining on our side recently, taking those Islands down will be easier to handle. I'll summon you on the battlefield when times are tough. Especially the adventure I'll be going on in a few days with Mash." Sonic replied

"Don't go getting all weepy on me now! We are all in this together, alright?" Okita said

"You certainly have it hard, don't you, Normalkita? I can't imagine what it's like myself." Okita Alter replied

"Huh!? But not even the Holy Grail can cure this curse!? Why do you get off scot-free when we're both Okita!? Why can't Chaos Emeralds cure me as well?!" Okita shock

"What's Chacha doing here...? Oh, hi, Master. Hi, Okita. Hi, Okita. What's going on?" Chacha asks

"Oh, there, Chacha, we were just getting ready to head back home," Sonic replied

"I see... Chacha didn't know Chacha did that... Chacha's sorry for all the trouble, Okita, Alter, right?" Chacha said

"Don't worry about it. Besides, I was born just a short while ago. All of this stuff is very exciting to me. It's a wonderful feeling, being alive." Okita Alter replied

"Born recently... Is that so... Hmm... Maybe I did get a little carried away. Maybe we can start over? It's nice meeting you, Alterwhatsit."

"...How strange. Hearing someone as small as you call me is...oddly calming."

"Hehe, is that so? Well, you can think of Chacha as your mother! Ask me for anything! And make sure you bring Chacha ice cream on Mother's Day!"

"Are you all right, Senpai!?" Mash asks

"Don't worry, Mash, I'm fine. Just ask Cat, EMIYA, and Boudica to prepare dinner and the chili dogs for us. We're heading back." Sonic replied

"Good, it looks like Chacha's back to normal. I must say, this pudding I found in the fridge while you were out is tasty!" Nobbu said

"Ah! Nobunaga, that's Chacha's–"

"Pudding you found in the fridge?"

"Mm! The oden we're having for supper is especially tasty, too! (Munch munch) I always did love intense flavors! Wahahaha! I can't put it down! What? Is this all we had? Oh, sorry. I ate it all for a snack while waiting for you guys." Nobbu said

"Oden?!"

"Oh boy..." Sonic commented

"*Raging In Flames* DEATH TO AUNTIE! NO MERCY!" Avenger Yodo shouted

"*Changes To Her Max Strength* This...is the power of the Chaos Emeralds!" Okita Alter said

"Huh? What's the matter with you two? Doesn't this seem weird to anyone else? W-wait! It couldn't be helped!" Nobbu begged

"*Sighs And Looks At The Camera* Tune in next time for the next GUDAGUDA adventure. See you later, readers!" Okita and Sonic said


Okada Izou Has Joined Chaldea And Has Become Sonic's Servant


"Next Time: Island 2: Gotterdammerung." Da Vinci As The Narrator