Mother's dark love

Plank and Plank's mom

Ed, Edd Neddy

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We start off at the home of Johnny 2x4 and his best pal Plank.

"What's that plank? Whoa! I think Nazz wants to marry me too." smiled Johnny as they sat in the livingroom.

That's when a ringing came to the door.

"Ooh, who could that be?" he walked over and opened it before letting out a gasp. "Plank's mom! What are you doing here?"

No response...at least not to a normal human's ear.

"You wanna speak with Plank alone? Okay, I'll leave you both in my room, I have a playdate with my friend Ed anyways." he smiled while taking the two pieces of wood to his room before heading out. Johnny turned his head, not noticing his foot missed the dumbwaiter. "I'm just gonna be gone for a few houuuuuuurs!" Johnny fell and landed on the floor. "Ow!"

The shock of his landing made Plank's mom fall on top of Plank.

"Ooh, much more painful than Sarah's punches."

*ding* *dong*

"And speaking of people who understand my pain..." Johnny ran to the door, opened it, and there he was. "Ed!"

"Hey Johnny, look what I got! A pogostick!" Said Ed.

"Come in! Let's play with it!"

As it turns out, they weren't playing with a pogostick, they were playing with a jack hammer. Ed turned it on and started getting tossed up and down while laughing.

The vibrations caused the 2 wooden boards to shake, simulating them humping.

"Come on Ed it's my turn!"

"Hahahhaha...okay Johnny!"

As Johnny took his turn, outside we see Sarah and Jimmy jogging.

"Alright, stretch break!" Sarah declared.

They grunted while stretching, and this simulated moaning between Plank and his mom.

"Come on Jimmy, really use your hips!"

"My buns are on fire!" Jimmy grunted.

"Really rotate them around!"

"I can't..."

"Just a little longer before our water break, you're doing incredible. I should know since me and Ed get A+'s in P.E."

Johnny got on the jackhammer and went flying around with the tool digging a hole beneath him. That prompted Ed and Johnny to say dig a hole over and over. After Sarah and Jimmy had some, they returned to jogging. That's when we hear Eddy and Lee's grunts as we seem them running around.

"Leave me alone!"

"Come back here shortstuff! I got a brand new lipstick you'll love!"

Their grunts made for more intense simulated moaning as Johnny made the jackhammer go faster.

"Wow! This thing's really working hard!"

"Maybe too hard, let's play with it outside before we break something that isn't the floor."

And so Plank was moving up and down to the point it looked like he was a blurr.

That's when Ed and Johnny saw Kevin walking by.

"Wanna dog pile Kevin?" Asked Johnny.

"You read my mind."

That's when they stopped playing with the jack hammer and charged at him and tackled him. The force of the impact caused Kevin to whip his arms, launching his vanilla ice cream into Johnny's bedroom.

"Hahahahahhahahahah!" Ed and Johnny were hopping, skipping and jumping.

"You 2 made a big mistake today because Nazz was the one who bought me that ice cream..."

They didn't hear as they continued laughing and hopping.

Kevin turned red before rushing at them.

Meanwhile with Plank and his mom, the ice cream landed on the bottom of his mom, to simulate cumming.

After a beat down, Johnny walked back inside while the jackhammer stopped working. "Hey Plank, you done talking with your mom ye...holy moley!"

"Yuck! Incest!" Shouter Ed.

"Maybe we should cut this visit short."

9 months later...

A knock came at the door.

"Now who could that be just in time for Thanksgiving?" That's when they opened the door to see Plank's Mom with a bunch of Plank Jrs. "Plank!" Then Johnny fainted.