Mother's dark love
Steve and Francine
American Dad
Author's Note: Yes I know there was already a chapter for these two done a while back, but me and my co-writer wanted to do a better version considering back then, we were still working things out.
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We find ourselves at the Burning Man event in Black Rock City in the USA. Here all manner of self expression was taking place with tons of food and drinks, with tons of weirdos being themselves.
Speaking of which Steve and his cronies Snot, Berry, and Toshi were walking around the fairgrounds happy as can be.
"This is it gentlemen, this is the holy place for all." smiled Steve gesturing around. "This is where we will graduate from boyhood and into manhood."
"I Know Dude, I'm so excited!" Snot shouted happily.
"あなたは道徳的なスティーブの感覚を持っていないので、私たちはレイドを取得で失敗するつもりです" (Translation: We're Not Gonna get Laid because you have no sense of Morals Steve.) Toshi spoke with an Eye-roll.
"I know you're nervous Toshi, but we need to be firm and watchful. Here where all manner of booze and expression are bound to be women who are looking for a good time. And we're it."
"My dad says my mom use to look for a good time, then goes out for hours without explaining where." smiled Berry oblivious.
*Francine*
Said MILF, currently wearing a loose pink tank top with long purple jeans, white belt, white high heels, and her hair looking a little messy, was cheering out with a crowd while dancing to some music and getting drunk.
"DRINK BEER OR ELSE MORE BOOBIES!" She shouted like a Maniac. She was shaking her hips around with the music blaring in the background. Numerous guys were eyeing her up and getting close.
"Hey hot stuff, what's your name?"
"Wanna date me after this is over?"
"You, me, the bathroom, no condoms!"
"I'm here to make my Sex Cameo, Giggety giggety!"
"Hey you Like Scrabble?"
"All above!" she let out while finishing her bottle while the crowd was dancing so hard it lead to people getting bumped around without realizing with who, which happened to Francine as she got bumped around the crowd, leading to her feeling dizzy due to the alcohol and the huge crowd.
*Steve*
"So yeah, I'm still in school, been working on my star trek collection, almost got the ultra rare Spock figurine." spoke Steve to a hot girl trying to look suave. "You're lookin' fiiine today hot stuff."
"Kid, I might be drunk, but even I'm not THAT desperate to fuck." the Girl spoke before passing out in a nearby trash can.
"Damn It!" he cursed kicking a bottle while seeing Snot get beer thrown on him. "No luck either?"
"Nope, but I did somehow manage to get some dude's numbers on the back of my head. I don't even remember asking for numbers."
"Well who knows, maybe Toshi and Berry are having just as much luck as we are." Steve spoke as said duo walked up. "Any Luck guys?"
"A Lady that looks like my gramma kissed me and now I have Gonorrhea!"
"悲しいことに、私は8人の女の子の電話番号を得た彼らの巨大な変態ファンを判明し、私はファックし、それらのすべてを含浸させるために約5ミウントでその溝でそれらを満たすつもりです!" (Translation: Sadly for you Morons, I got the phone number of eight girls, turns out they're huge hentai fans and I'm going to meet them in that ditch in about 5 minutes to fuck and impregnate all of them!)
"Sorry to hear guys, guess we're all unlucky." sighed Snot. "And here I thought saving months up for the bus tickets was worth it. Now I won't be able to make up for it with new porno mags, guess we'll have to stick with the old ones." Snot and Berry left while Toshi walked off towards a nearby ditch as Steve sat on a bench and sighed.
"This is just perfect. We come all the way here hoping to get some ass, but we're no better here than at school. Are we meant to be virgins for the rest of our lives?"
"Ooooooh. Did I hear Virgin?" a Voice spoke from behind him.
Steve perked up at hearing the sexy voice and turned around, but was shocked when he saw it was his Mother. "Mom?"
"Mom? Heck no, I ain't got any kids, at least I don't think so." she remarked while moving around to sit down next to him with a smile. "I couldn't help hear you came here to lose your cherry, and I figured 'hey, it's been a while, so why don't I help out this kid be a man?' and so here I am."
Steve felt his Moember twitch while he himself was confused by this whole ordeal. "Uh, mom? What are you doing here?"
"Come on fella, calling me an old lady is gonna kill my buzz." she crossed her arms under her breasts making them stand out with Steve gulping.
'Ok I'll play along' "Hehehe...Sorry, It's just you Look so Beautiful!"
"Now ain't you the charmer?" she smiled while looking him over. "You're kinda young to be around here. Boy, you must be real desperate."
"Well, me and my pals DID come a long way to get here. We wanted to know what it meant to get with a woman since we're not exactly all that popular."
"Hehehehe you're Cute you know that?...I'm Francine."
"Steve, Steve Smith." he grinned while looking her over and gulped while finding himself staring at the breasts, which she noticed making her smile.
"You wanna take a peak, don't ya?" she teased with a smirk as Steve blushed and nodded his head like a Moron. She stood up and grabbed her top before sliding it up and letting her breasts bounce out making Steve's mouth drop open. "What do you think of these knockers?"
"...Can I touch them?"
"Easy there." she pulled her top back down with a grin. "If you wanna get grabby with these girls, we're gonna need to find a spot. I'm drunk, but it makes it more fun to take your cherry without someone hogging all the fun, don't ya think?"
"OH YEAH!...but where?" Steve spoke before thinking of the one place no drunk person would go to.
*History of Burning Man Book Mobile*
"This spot should do." spoke Steve while Francine looked around at the shelves.
"Yikes, I haven't seen this many books since my teacher's classroom wedding."
"Yeah, Luckily No one ever comes here since who cares about the history of this place?" Steve chuckled with a shrug.
"Well now that we're alone," she moved over to a table and sat on it while giving him a seductive look. "Care to show me what you got?"
Steve Gulped before blushing. "I...I...I don't Know….."
"Oh don't feel so embarrassed, Small or not. Just come over here and I'll get you ready with a kiss. Just don't lose it in your pants, that takes most of the fun out of this."
Steve was conflicted, on one hand he was worried what she would think, on the other he wanted Boobs so he unzipped his pants and dropped them and his boxers. There was already a bulge seen with Francine blinking.
"Are you hiding a sock down there?"
"Nope, nope, this is...sorry, I'm just really excited right now." He chuckled nervously seeing her lick her lips seductively.
"Well don't keep me waiting, lose the tighty whities."
"Alright just…don't freak out/"
"Oh come on, it can't be that-holy shit!" she let out with wide eyes seeing Steve's dick spring out when the underwear dropped and stared. "That ain't no damn sock!"
"What? Something wrong?" he looked at it. "Is it curved weird? Too tiny?"
"TINY!? YOU THINK THAT'S TINY!? IT'S HUGE!" she got out while it was about 10 inches.
"Oh! That's a relief." he sighed and rubbed the back of his head. "I've never really shown it off when it's hard, so I thought it was small compared to other guys."
"Other Guys, what do you mean by that?"
"Well I guess I figured other guys were bigger than me when flaccid, so it made sense if they were as big as horses when hard."
"Sweetie if you paraded THAT around your School, Girls would be all over You!" she spoke looking it over. "You didn't down a bottle of viagra before talking to me, right?"
"No…..That was Last week." he admitted before walking over to her as Francine shook her head.
"Damn, well you got the size, but you need to learn how to use it. But first, we're gonna see how you kiss, just keep in mind, I don't go with that mooshey stuff, I go right ahead with tongue."
"...My Kind of Girl!" he grinned moving closer and standing on his toes while Francine grabbed his face before they pressed their lips together and started licking the other's tongue with Steve jumping for joy in his head while Francine chuckled in her own.
'If he's like all the other geeks I fucked, he's gonna be a quick shot.'
'Go for the ass man, GO FOR THE ASS!' Steve thought as he slowly cupped her ass.
'A butt guy eh?' thought Francine who used her legs to pull Steve closer and felt his dick grind against her jeans with him groaning as she reached down to lightly rub the underside of it making Steve groan louder.
'Alright, time to SLAP DAT ASS!' Steve raised his hand and slapped her ass hard making her jump.
"Woah! Someone's pretty bold." she teased while he smiled.
"What can I say? When there's an ass like that near me, I just lose it."
"Time for the best part." Francine spoke as she brought his head closer to her chest. "I'll bet you'd love to suck on these girls."
"Yes Please."
Francine pulled back and took her top off before throwing it to the side. "Then go wild."
Steve smiled as he took one of her breasts and began to suckle the nipple. He got a moan from her while feeling her reach down and grab his dick in a grip and lightly rub it.
"Don't mind me, just wanna get a feel for this bad boy." she whispered in his ear as she rubbed her thumb across the tip.
Steve moaned into her Nipple as she smirked.
"How's it feel to suck on a real woman's tits?"
"Amazing!"
"Then suck harder and I'll give you a handjob that'll drive you wild."
"Ma'am yes ma'am!" he smiled before taking the nipple in and started sucking as hard as he could while she began to move her hand quicker.
'If this is a dream don't wake me up!' he thought while feeling his legs shake from the soft hand rubbing him and could already feel him close to blowing his load all over the place.
"Hmmmmm Nice and Warm just the way I Like it~" she hummed feeling the twitching. "Go ahead and pour your baby batter all over the floor."
Steve gave a deep moan as he sprayed his Splooge onto her hand and forearm. The rest wound up all over the floor as he accidentally bit the nipple from the feeling. "...So…..Good." he panted with a smile.
"I'll bet it was." she chuckled. "Just don't bite too hard, I wanna keep my nipples."
"I Can't help it they're just so biteable!" he spoke while giving the breasts a squeeze making her roll her eyes.
"You're like the tenth guy to tell me that." she replied as he let go and looked at his dick.
"Say, do you think you could, you know."
"Tits, ass, or mouth?"
"How 'bout all of the above?"
"Ooh, someone's greedy, try not to get a big head." she smirked before moving on her knees to rub the dick before she gave the tip a slow lick.
"Ahhh Yeah." Steve hissed under his breath as Francine gave a Lustful smirk.
"I'll bet you'll blow as soon as I put it in my mouth. Tell me, how often have you dreamed of a girl to take this bad boy in their mouth?"
"All the Time!" he groaned as she dragged her tongue up the sides making him bite his lip. "Holy shit!"
"Well if you ask me really nice, I might just go ahead and show you just how good I am at sucking a popsicle."
"...Please."
"Please what? Speak up now."
"Please suck my Dick!"
"Good boy." she winked before she opened her mouth and began to slide it over the girth making Steve nearly drop from the wet and warm inside while she let out a muffle trying to relax her throat to take in as much as possible.
"Oh God!...YOU ARE A QUEEN!: Steve yelled as he grabbed her head and began to throat fuck her at a crazy fast pace.
Francine felt her eyes bulge in shock at bis eagerness. 'Damn this Kid is desperate!...I Love it!' she closed her eyes and used her tongue all around the dick making Steve groan and bite his tongue.
"Fuck! I'm gonna explode!"
'I WANT THAT CUM!' she thought before she felt the hot seed start shooting down her throat.
Steve bit down on his Lip as he held back and released a deep and Sensual Moan of happiness. "Oh fucking YES!"
Francine gave a smirk as she pulled away and gulped the rest down. "Alright Hotshot you ready for the main event?"
"Ah...ah ...what...about...tits...and...ass?"
"Ah aha ahhhh Main Event first sweetie!" she teased with a wink. "After getting a load that big, you really wanna hold off on getting this sweet cunt?"
"...Good Point!" he grinned as Francine got up and started removing her pants and underwear, tossed them to the side, and sat on the table with her legs spread showing off the wet spot.
"Go ahead and drive that big boy home."
Steve gave a huge grin as his erection came back to life. 'Mom or not! I'm finally about to get laid!' he moved over and lined it up with her folds and gulped before giving it one big thrust as best as he could, making him cry out with wide eyes with Francine moaning with a grin.
'This…...THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE!' They both thought as Steve began to move his hips.
"Yes! I'm not a virgin anymore!" he screamed out to the ceiling.
"Ya Got That Right!" screamed Francine as the dick made a bulge with each thrust. "I've had some big dicks in my day, but this is the mother fucking beast!"
Steve could feel his grin increase in size as he increased his speed. "You have no idea! Oh god! This is better than wanking off any day! Oh god! If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up!"
"SHUT UP AND FUCK ME!" yelled Francine grabbing on the table as it rocked back and forth. "GIVE ME THIS MONSTER LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"
Steve happily obliged and bent down and sucked her tits as their hips slapped together and rocked the bus back and forth…..and yet no one was paying attention to it. Man no one really doesn't care about the Burning man book mobile do they?
Francine felt her body burning up and wrapped her legs around Steve's hips to pull the dick in closer with it kissing her womb. "Oooh god almighty! If you keep this up I might have to marry you!"
Hearing this Steve slowly pulled out and slammed back in hard and managing to penetrate her womb. He groaned feeling the entrance squeezing his tip with Francine turning into a moaning mess. "Fuck fuck fuck! I'm gonna blow!"
"DO IT YOU HORSE DICKED BASTARD! FUCKING CUM IN ME!" growled Francine before the dick twitched and she felt his sperm gush right into the space making her scream with her juices spraying out on the dick like a fountain. "AHHHHH HERE IT COMES!" She exclaimed as she began to feel her womb slowly expand.
Steve gritted his teeth and looked like he was gonna have a heart attack from the intense blood going to his dick with so much sperm going out at once, but laid his head on the tits and tried to catch his breath as load after load spurted in. "Ah...ah..ah...ah…"
"...Alright….Now that you're…..lubed up….Fuck my Ass with that Monster!" grinned Francine.
"Ah...ah...give ...me...a...sec ...oh god…I can't tell if I'm dead ...or alive…"
"...you'll be both if you don't start fucking me!" she growled making him look her in the eye. "Now take that huge dick, stuff it in my asshole, and get moving!"
"Wow...you're a real slut you know that?"
"Flattery will get you everywhere with me honey~" she chuckled while letting Steve go who pulled his dick out of her with a groan while she gasped as sperm leaked out like a faucet onto the table and floor. "Just give my backdoor the same attention you gave my cooch."
"Alright, but if you end up spitting up cum don't be upset about it."
"...What?"
"Sorry I watch to much hentai."
"Oh no, don't be discouraged I love Anime Porn I grew up on it!" she grinned. "I even have two asians parents."
'Who I'm so glad aren't here to see this.' they both thought in relief...although Steve was pretty sure his granparents would ask him to fuck his aunt Gwen. #SequelForeshadowing.
"Now just stuff my ass, or else." she warned with a frown.
"Ok if you say so!" he spoke moving his dick to her anus and took a moment to take a deep breath before pushing against it as hard as he could, but he was feeling a little tired from the enormous ejaculation. "This might be a bit snug for me."
"JUST FUCK ME!"
"Eep! Yes ma'am!" he jumped in fear before pushing the tip in and kept on going with a groan while Francine started moaning again. "...Holy Shit!...I think I …...I….!"
"FUCK YES!"
Steve smiled and began to slowly thrust back and forth. The insides were too snug though, so he had to really give it all just to move. "So Fucking Tight!" Steve grunted as he smacked her ass and began to go faster. "This is one tight butt!"
"I Can't think straight! You're dick is to big!" she yelled as Steve went even faster and matched the same speed he had reached from before. "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
'THIS IS BETTER THAN MY SEX TOY!' They both thought as Francine began to drool.
"MORE! MORE! FRANNY WANT MORE!" she yelled like a maniac as Steve came into her ass without warning. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"...So Fucking good….I….I love sex!" Steve sighed as he fell forward onto her tits. He felt Francine panting with him feeling exhausted with his eyes closing.
*A FEW DAYS LATER THIS HAPPENED!*
Francine hummed as she was putting clothes away in the wash with a smile. "Sometimes this is the only moment when I can relax and catch my breath. " that's when she held up the shirt she wore at burning man, not that she knew, and sniffed it before grimacing. "Yikes, I better use extra soap for this one." she said as she placed it in the washer. After doing so her phone fell out of her pocket and as if on command a certain picture from that day popped up on the screen. "Hey, what's this?"
She reached down and picked it up and looked at the picture for four seconds before gasping with a horrified look and stepped back. "What...What...What the hell is this?!"
On her phone were pictures of her and Steve having sex with herself having a drunken stupor look on her face. There was even one showing her kissing Steve on the head while he was passed out with his dick hanging out while she left, making her stare at the girth.
"Daaaamn!" she let out without realizing it before it clicked in. "Oh my god…..I...I FUCKED my own son when I had amnesia!...better than what Oprah does to her kids." she slid down against the wall and stared at the images. "I don't believe it. I knew Steve was eager to get laid, but with his own mom?"
"Francine is dinner ready yet?" Stan spoke walking in and looking at his phone.
"Stan ...Listen…...Ummmmm Steve and I may have ...Fucked?"
"That's great honey, pork chops sound great!" he said not even paying attention to her.
"What? No Stan listen!" she held her phone up with a guilty look. "At burning man, you know when I was clueless about everything? Well...I...just look at the pictures."
"Hmmmm? Yeah that's great you took some pictures with Jeff." Once again he was not even looking or paying attention to her.
"Stan! Look at me!" snapped Francine. "This is really important!"
"Yeah Mashed potatoes with the pork chops are a great idea, love it!"
Francine felt her eye twitch and just dropped her phone and walked away…..which is when Stan FINALLY decided to look at the Pictures.
"Huh? What are-OH MY GOD!"
*Steve*
Steve was relaxing in his room with a smile on his face…...Until he felt the ground beneath him shake like crazy and realized only one thing. "Uh Oh Dad's angry, man do I feel sorry for the poor S.O.B who got him Mad!" Steve chuckled as Stan kicked down his door.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Stan yelled at the Poor S.O.B.
Steve jumped with confusion. "What? What is it dad?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID STEVE! YOU DID THE DELIGHTFULLY DARLING DARN DAMN DOOKIE DIRTY DIDDY DANCE WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
"Uh...I did the what now?"
"YOU FUCKED FRANCINE!" he yelled moving over and picked Steven up before slamming him against the wall. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR OWN FATHER?!"
"Gah! Wait dad, wait!" spoke Steve in panic. "I-It's a mistake! I can explain!"
"STAN PUT HIM DOWN NOW!" yelled Francine rushing into the room. "You put Steve right down right this minute!"
"But He ...!"
"Now Stan!"
Stan growled and did so. He scowled at Steve who shrank back with a gulp while Francine sighed.
"Steve, I want you to be honest with us. Did something...happen at burning man?"
"Well yeah…..I got laid...plain and simple." he replied looking away.
"With my wife you bastard!" yelled Stan.
"Stan!" frowned Francine before looking at Steve and crossed her arms. "And did the person you 'got laid' with, happen to have blond hair by chance?"
"...yes."
"Probably drunk and not knowing what she was doing?"
"Well yeah dad always did say to have sex with a drunk girl cause they're better than sober girls!"
"...ok yeah I did say that." admitted Stan with Francine glaring at him.
"I'll talk to you about that later, but back to you Steve. Did she seem to be a bit older than most girls than others there?"
"Yeah she did."
"And did she look like this?" Francine held out the phone and showed the pictures, making Steve look like he wet himself.
"Oh Yeah she did!" he spoke in a high squeaky voice as a sign of fear. 'Oh fuck! Mom took pictures!?'
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Stan growled as he began to strangle him.
"Agh! Agh! Agh!" Steve let out choking as he flailed his arms around.
*BONK!*
"OW!...What did I Do?" Stan whined as Francine whacked him with a Rolling Pin.
"For strangling our son. And as for you young man, did you know it was me you were rocking the table with?"
"...MaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyBe?"
Stan growled and moved to pull his gun out with Francine stopping him.
"Steve, you're grounded."
"Awwwww."
"HA!"
"Stan you're grounded Too !"
"Awwwww...wait why me?"
"You tired to kill our son."
"He slept with you! I have a good mind to at least break his ankles at the least!"
"Stan you bath with your Mother!" frowned Francine. "For all I know you and her do it when I'm not here."
"Ok firstly Ew, and secondly Don't you bring my mommy into this!"
"My point is that you're both grounded, and that's final!"
"Yes Ma'am." they both said as Stan left the room and Francine closed Steve's door.
"And as for you young man! You're no longer grounded….."
Steve looked at her lost and was dumbfounded. "Wait, what?"
"You heard me Steve, you're ungrounded….if only you keep fucking me." she grinned with Steve's jaw dropping before shaking his head.
"Wait...you mean you're NOT gonna look at me some twisted bastard?"
"Oh Hell no sweetie." she chuckled. "After seeing the images, I started getting my memories back from that moment. Sure I remembered Stan and the other stuff, but the fucking must have happened when I was really drunk. And boy, that was one hell of a ride. I think you might even be bigger than Stan."
"...wow mom that's….that's awesome!"
"That's right honey, you bet your huge cock it's awesome." she grinned before she began taking her dress off. "Now why don't you give mama that fella right here and now?"
Steve gave a happy grin and quickly took off his pants with his dick already halfway hard.
*Later that day*
Klaus and Roger were watching TV while Francine came down the stairs, slightly limping while fixing up her hair.
"Hey Franny you fucking Steve?" Roger spoke sipping his drink.
"What? Of course not." she spoke up making herself sound disgusted with Klaus sticking his tongue out. "I just got done with a shower." she huffed as she walked off.
"You know she's lying out her ass right?" Klaus said.
"Oh of course. Honestly I'm more surprised you're not pitching a fit." he sipped his glass. "She fucked her own son than you."
"Of course I'm pitching a fit I'M JIGGLING WITH RAGE!" snapped the fish with a frown. "Here I am, a willing man who would kill to tap that ass, and she goes on and fucks Steve!? Someone just kill me if this is the kind of torment I have to go through day in day out!"
"...would me buying you a little mermaid doll make you feel better?"
"...yes please." he nodded looking down.
*Later again*
"Supper's ready." smiled Francine while bringing the casserole to the table with everyone there. "Hope you all are hungry, I made an extra big batch."
"I'm sure you have mom." Steve chuckled ignoring Stan's dirty looks.
"I just hope I can keep it down." muttered Hayley as they filled their plates with Stan putting his gun on the table. "Dad, do you really need the gun out?"
"Oh this? Just figured I'd let ol Gunny here join us for dinner, weapons get hungry to ya know, who has a bigger clip and kill twice as many bastards now." he growled as Steve gave a nervous chuckle.
"Just try not to let it go off too soon." spoke Roger with a smile. "Sure would be a shame and it made a mess."
"Roger you know I hate getting Messy." Francine said as Steve snickered which made Stan cock said gun.
"Sorry about that Gunny has a Cold."
"I could get it a blanket if you want." suggested Steve getting up.
"Now now Steve, there's no reason to get up. Your father can take care of Gunny, right Stan?" frowned Francine.
"Oh yeah, I'll take reeeaaal good care of him. Hey Steve after dinner I need you to look down Gunny's mouth and see if he has something in his throat."
"I know someone else who's got something in their throat." whispered Roger with a snicker with Hayley frowning.
"For the last time, I told Jeff I'm not doing that."
"That's not what your mom said last night!" Klaus laughed.
"Klaus!" yelled Francine slapping the tray down. "Everyone is going to shut up, eat the food, and that's final!"
"Oh Franny I INCEST you calm down!" Roger exclaimed with a chuckle as Stan failed to hold his frown.
"Damn, ok I'll admit that was actually funny." he grumbled before they ate their food with Steve sweating a little.
'Oh god, I hope dad doesn't sneak in later and put one in my head.' He thought as he felt Francine rubbing his crotch with her foot. He looked up and saw her looking at her food while she ate making him blush. 'Crap mom! Now is not the time for a footjob! At least not with dad right there!' he thought as he felt another foot rubbing his crotch.
"You're so big Stevey." Roger whispered in his ear.
"Roger what the hell?!" he exclaimed with a frown.
"Something wrong Steve?" Francine asked.
"Yeah, Roger here's rubbing my crotch with his foot!"
"Well better him than anyone else in the house." Stan muttered.
"Roger that's sick." spoke Hayley.
"What? Like you've never given an under the table footjob before."
"Of course Not!...well not here at least." she muttered with Steve stiffening up as he felt his mom resume rubbing his bulge with her heel.
"Ok that's it I'm eating in my study!" Stan huffed as he stood up and left…..before coming back and taking a slice of cake with him.
"Wow, that was faster than I thought." chuckled Klaus.
Steve rolled his eyes and placed the fish in the freezer. "I think you need some time to cool off Klaus."
"NOT FUNNY MAN! LET ME OUT!"
"Oh my god! Steve that's gross!" spoke Hayley seeing the hard on he had and stood up. "If you and Roger wanna do that then keep it in your own room."
"Don't worry Hayley I'll give you pointers later." smirked the alien as Hayley left the kitchen. "Well now….you two can fuck and I'll watch."
"Roger if you leave I'll buy you 12 packs of those deluxe cherry choco-diles you love."
"Try not to make a mess you love birds!" he spoke rushing out of the kitchen with Steve sighing.
"Great, now Hayley's gonna think I fuck that guy."
"Well at least she won't get suspicious." smiled Francine while standing up and slipped her panties down her dress and sat on the table. "Why don't you let mommy take care of that? It looks awfully constricted."
"...No thanks mom, after what happened I-" steve was cut off after Francine began to drizzle chocolate syrup on her boobs.
"You were saying?"
"Like I said I never got my desert!" he grinned moving over and started licking the breasts making her hum while she reached down to free his dick out.
"Good boy, give me a little cream filling while you clean up these girls."
*The next Day*
Steve was eating breakfast with a smile while Stan got coffee and didn't look at him.
"Hey dad, where's mom?" asked Hayley walking in. "I didn't see her down here."
"Your Mother went down to the courthouse."
"Really? What for? Jury duty?"
"No divorce papers!" Steve said as Stan growled.
"Oh my god." spoke Hayley with shock while taking a seat. "You and mom are splitting up?"
"Yes, your mother is nothing but a two timing whore!" Stan huffed like a baby.
"She's what?" gaped Hayley with Stan secretly smiling as he ate his cereal.
"You heard me, she's cheating on me with the little bastard across the table!"
"...Klaus?"
"I wish!" frowned the goldfish with a frown. "No, he means that glasses wearing luck bastard!"
"Steve!" gaped Hayley before covering her mouth and kept from throwing up and shook her head. "...I already knew that, but it's still GROSS!"
"Wait, you knew?!" all 3 gasped as they looked at her in shock.
"Of course, it was obvious." she remarked with a raised eyebrow. "Mom and dad not looking at each other, her limping around, and the stink of sex that I have to keep from barfing every time I smell it because it's coming from YOUR room." she pointed at Steve who looked away.
"Hey if the Cookie's good ya gotta eat it!"
"Look, it's sick, wrong, messed up, and I for one am against it. But considering how messed up our family is, who the hell cares what I say?" she frowned standing up. "Just don't ask me who to go with, I can stay with Jeff."
"I Wonder if Mom and I should change our minds with Making Hayley the wedding planner." Steve muttered.
"I'm sorry, say what now?"
"Nothing." he spoke up quickly while groaning as he ate the cereal while glancing under the table.
"No Steve, you said something about me being a wedding planner?"
"You're hearing things, after all you said it was sick, messed up, and you wanted no part in it remember?." he let out while under the table Francine was sucking on his dick while massaging it with her tits.
"Now Let's not be hasty, maybe I was a little harsh about that." she spoke walking back in with Stan frowning.
"What are you saying Hayley?! This bastard, your brother, is planning on marrying MY wife, and you're more concerned with planning the wedding?!"
"...weren't you the one who said planning a wedding is a great way of keeping the american spirit alive?" she mocked.
"Not when it involves my own wife and son stabbing me in the back! Who the hell would be behind something like that?"
"That would be me!" a voice spoke as they saw Roger dressed in a weird Zoolander like outfit. "Balthazar Tigwaltz! Multi-million dollar wedding supporter!"
"Oh god Roger, not now." groaned Klaus.
"Quiet fish!...now than Francine when your done drinking from that meat straw we can talk themes and colors!" he smiled while Steve groaned and came into the woman's mouth, making Klaus and Hayley cringe and Stan let out a yell of rage before pulling his gun out.
"That's it! I'm gonna kill you bastards!"
Steve looked at his dad before smirking and crossed his arms. "Really dad? You're gonna shoot your own son with his pants down? And here I thought you had balls."
"I do, and they're bigger than yours you little fuck!"
'That's what he thinks.' thought Francine wiping her mouth.
"Prove it old man. Put the gun down and use your bare hands if you wanna kill me so badly."
"Fine!" he put the gun on the counter and walked over with his fists. "I'm gonna-"
"NUT PUNCH!" yelled Steve crouching and decked Stan in the groin, making him let out a high pitched yelp before Steve started punching at the spot over and over.
"...Ok cheap shot! But let's see if you can-NUT PUNCH!"
"BLOCK COUNTER NUT PUNCH!" yelled Steve grabbing the fist and punched harder at the groin making Stan wheeze and dropped on his side holding his nuts. "Nice try, but I've seen tons of videos on how a nerd can protect themselves."
*Days later*
Debbie was currently on her way to steve's house with the thought of asking him to hang out at the mall. 'Ok just calm down and breath' she thought to herself. 'Relax girl, you just wanna hang out, it's not like you two are gonna make out or anything.'
Debbie reached over and rang the doorbell. She waited for a bit and made sure her clothes were smooth out before seeing the door open a little with Francine popping her head out from the side with a frown.
"Yes, what is it?"
"Hi Mrs. Smith is Steve here?"
"Yes, but right now he's very, ah, busy." she replied while stiffening up a little. "Why?"
"Well I just wanted to see if he wanted to go to the mall."
"He's going to, ooh, be busy ALL day." Francine suppressed a moan and bit her lip. "S-Scratch that, he'll be busy the whole, oh! Week."
"Oh...well can you tell him I came by?"
"Sure, whatever." she spoke before closing the door with Debbie disappointed and walked away while inside Francine moaned and leaned against the door as Steve thrusted in and out of her ass. "Oh god Steve! You're turning into one naughty little man!"
"I Can't help it Mom you're just so Sexy!" he grinned while slapping her ass. "Who was at the door?"
"Oh No one important sweetie no one important at all." she moaned. "You just focus on fucking mommy's ass, and don't hold back! You're gonna be doing this for a week straight now that your father's on some big mission." She moaned obnoxiously as all throughout the week nothing but wet slaps and loud moans could be heard coming from the Smith household. All the while Klaus cursed Steve and hasbro out while banging on his glass so much he put tons of cracks in it and nearly wound up drowning.
