Mother's dark love
Shirou x Female Kiritsugu
Fate Stay
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Shirou was tasting the sauce for the fish he was making for dinner and nodded while Taiga was busy watching TV.
While doing that he remembered the first time testing. Suffice to say he added a smidge too much pepper with Taiga sneezing like crazy when she tried some. Even though that was a good memory, what made it more memorable was his mom's reaction to it.
Of course that was when he was much younger and still had a LOT to learn when it came to cooking. His mom would usually taste what he made and give an honest opinion...maybe too honest...but he felt thankful for that. And sometimes his mom gives good reactions to Taiga.
As he kept preparing the sauce and thinking about her and the past, he decided to talk about her about it over dinner. All the while not noticing he cut his finger on the blade with a little blood coming out.
"Hey Shirou! Is it almost done?" called Taiga.
"Not yet Taiga-nee! By the way Taiga-nee...why did you choose to spend time here with my mom?"
"Eeeh? where did this come from?"
"Just curious" he replied while Taiga looked over her shoulder at him with confusion.
"Well...it's kind of a long story."
"Do you have anything better to talk about?"
"Hey! You're the one who suddenly brought it up." she huffed sitting up and crossed her arms. "I can't just say something on the dime without any warning."
"Well...how do you feel about her?"
"Why do you want to talk about her?"
"I dunno...I just want to..." he replied awkwardly looking back at the sauce while Taiga looked at the back of his head before sighing and stood up.
"Look, if you really wanna know, then we'll do something after dinner, how's that sound?"
"Do what?"
"You'll see." she smiled.
"Taiga-nee...that sounds really suspicious."
"It'll be fine, besides, do you think I will ever betray your expectations?"
"Yes...everyday actually."
"Just cook." she deadpanned at him before going back to the TV while Shirou listened and felt perked up inside.
(Dinner)
"So Taiga-nee, you still didn't tell me why you liked spending time here."
"It was just fun."
"You almost live here and this is your reason?"
"Maybe...and maybe because I thought my plan of waiting until you grow up and tell you about how many times you said you wanted to marry Kiritsugu-san in front of here was worth it." she smiled while Shirou went wide eyed before frowning.
"That's not true."
"Oh it is." she nodded.
"I'm being serious."
"So am I. When you were a little guy, you always said 'Kaa-san! When I get older, I'm gonna marry you!'"
"I don't remember any of this!" Shirou said as his face turned red.
"Really!? You used to say it even when people were around, it was adorable and she always said yes to you."
"I don't remember any of that!"
"Maybe your brain felt embarrassed about it and erased those memories...Oh a good one! you confessed to her in the bath, you were so loud I could hear you while heading home!" she giggled with Shirou's face turning more red as he shook his head. "I always thought it was adorable."
"I still don't remember!"
"Doesn't mean it didn't happen! ok another good one: you once said you would marry both of us."
"...Ok, I'm at least sure this is a lie." he deadpanned while Taiga snickered with him blushing.
"You sure~?"
"May...Ugh! that doesn't matter! just...what...was I asking again?"
"You seriously forgot!?" Taiga busted laughing as Shirou's face turned red.
"Y-You were making it hard to remember saying all that stuff!"
"Okay, okay, I had my fun, you...asked me to describe your bath time with Kiritsugu."
"Taiga-nee!"
"Okay serious now, well the thing about waiting until you grow up to tell you how you asked her to marry you was true, and it was totally worth it...and the part about marrying both of us is true, well the other reason was...she helped me, both of you actually but mostly her, my parents were busy, and it was really boring with nothing to do...and then we met, it started as a private lessons once a week, then I had to take care of you, was fun, then practicing in the dojo, and now I got to take care of our future husband...she was a good friend."
"And a mom..."said Shirou with a soft smile.
"Yeah...ok the silence will get awkward, want to know when you told my dad that you would marry both of us?"
"NO!" he cried out before Taiga burst out laughing and fell on her side rolling on the floor. "Taiga-nee!"
"Sorry...sorry...I can't forget this memory..." She said while still laughing.
"I see...well it's getting cold so I better eat your part to not waste food.'' He said before her face returned to normal and started eating as if nothing happened." 'That always works.'
*After dinner*
"So Taiga-nee, what is the thing you wanted us to do?"
"Follow me, we're going to the attic."
"Why is tha...you aren't going to sell her stuff are you?" Shirou said as Taiga deadpanned.
"Hey Shirou...how low do you think of me?"
"I'm just joking, but why are we going there?"
"Because I'm gonna show you some of her old stuff while telling you."
"Wasn't she protective about getting near her stuff?"
"It would be fun, we are both a grown adults now."
"I'm still 16."
"Old enough for me, beside what's the worst thing that can happen?"
"Us dying maybe?"
"You really like to ruin my fun, don't you?" Taiga said as she frowned.
"Think of it as a hobby." he smiled as they finished up dinner and put the dishes in the sink before Taiga led him to where the attic was.
*In attic*
"So...what are you going to sell?"
"Uh, come on, I just want to be here so we can see all the goodies Kiritsugu-san brought to us and to remember her."
"Can't we just talk about her while drinking tea?"
"Hey, you mentioned her, in front of me, and you expect to just sit and drink tea?"
"You are...self-aware?"
"All the time."
"Fine", said Shirou as he sighed.
Taiga walked over to a wardrobe closet and opened it with a key before pulling out what looked like a long robe. "Do you know what this is?"
"...a robe?"
"Yes...a robe, with all the wonders Kiritsugu-san found in the world she decided to bring a robe...not any robe but long robe for matter of fact."
"Okay I get the joke, but seriously, what does that thing do?"
"Well this robe was something she always wore. Said 'it's important to hold on to something you're familiar with' and I think she mentioned something about how it's too easy to lose it, or something."
"I see...do you think it can fit one of us?"
"Not sure, I didn't really try since I didn't wanna tear it. You can go ahead and try it first."
"Okay."
"By the way Shirou, is that blood in your right index finger?"
"Oh yeah...I think got used to it that I didn't notice."
"You want me to bring a bandage for it?"
"You can go ahead, I will try the robe."
As Taiga got out, Shirou touched the rob with his right hand and wore it...nothing happened and then it started glowing.
"Huh? Hey, what's going on? Taiga-nee!"
"What is it Shirou!" she called rushing back up the attic, right as she saw the glow get brighter while Shirou panicked and tried to get the robe off.
But no matter how much he tried, he couldn't get it off, but the glowing suddenly stopped and turned into a grey cloud of smoke, it was hard to see at first, but few seconds passed and a figure appeared.
Shirou coughed and tried waving the smoke away while squinting his eyes to try and see. As for Taiga she lit the room with the cloud finally disappearing and saw a familiar figure.
"Hey! Who are...you...?" Said Taiga, before stopping in shock after having a full gasp on the figure's appearance.
The figure was close to Shirou, directly behind him for a matter of fact and looked as if it was hugging him.
Said teen went wide eyed while seeing it was a woman with a long black trench coat and matching suit underneath it, lightly tan skin with vacant eyes with slightly long black hair and a D sized chest. It took him time before noticing that she was squeezing her chest on his back, which made unconsciously move forward and fall on the ground before taking a good look at her face. When he did he felt his body freeze up while the woman gave a small smile. "W...W...Who..."
"Seems I was lucky. It's good to see you again Shirou."
At first he didn't know how to react, but his body started moving toward her, and before they noticed, both him and Taiga were hugging Kiritsugu.
"Taiga? Well I'll be, you've both grown like weeds."
"Mom...how did you return?" it was the first thing Shirou could get out of his mouth.
"Well it's something that's hard to explain." she spoke with a sigh before breaking the hug. "The fact I was summoned means the war for the holy grail has started again."
"War?...mom, what are you talking about?" asked Shirou with the woman having a blank expression.
"It's something I didn't want you to be part of when I found you. And it's something I wished had been stopped when it happened before, but it seems my efforts were pointless."
"Can't you...just not do it?" said Taiga.
She shook her head while Shirou was even more confused than ever."
"Well can it wait at least?" said Shirou with some fading hope in his eyes.
"Shirou, this is important."
"Ok...but...please explain at least."
"Okay..."
*After a long explanation*
"That's...a lot to gasp.." said Taiga.
Shirou himself was silent while looking at the floor. "Well...we will talk about this in the morning...I think now we are really tired to keep going..."said Shirou with a disappointed tone.
"Agreed, we all need rest." sighed his mom.
"Okay..." said Taiga as she felt like a third wheel here.
"By the way...Shirou, can I sleep in your room?" said Kiritsugu.
"What?!" Said both Taiga and Shirou with the latter having a slight blush.
"I know you have grown up for that...and I couldn't be there for you...and since we would be busy, we can do that at least." she spoke with her head bowed and closing her eyes. "I understand if you're angry by the idea."
"I...Taiga-nee, help me.'' he whispered the last part as the said girl give him a 'count on me' wink.
"Kiritsugu-san, Shirou is actually shy to say it in front of you, but he is pretty used to having girls in his room, at night especially."
"Shirou! is that true!?"
"No!"
"See, look how his face turned red, taking who you are, he would be more than fine sleeping with you."
"I see...Shirou, we will talk about this."
"Bu-Taiga-nee...no dinner for months." he said in a 100% serious tone.
"Eh?! You can't mean that!"
"Completely."
Taiga face lost emotions as she turned to the now confused Kiristugu and said while bowing: "I'm sorry, that was an immature joke from me, Shirou is still as pure as a baby"
"A bit better, now no dinner for the next three days."
"Ah! come one!"
"You still said it, anyway mom, we can sleep in my room, but don't turn it to habit since I'm pretty used to sleeping alone."
"Relax, considering I'll be sticking around until this war is over, I'll get to work on making my own room ready."
"Good."
"Hey Shirou...can you...please change the no dinner punishment?" said Taiga with innocent cute face.
"No."
That made her look at him in shock before crying anime tears. "But Shirouuuu!"
"Shirou, I don't get what's going on but...can you stop her from crying?" said Kiritsugu while feeling pity toward the girl.
"Listen to your mom Shirou!" cried Taiga with more tears.
"She won't learn if I don't punish her every once in a while."
"Shirou!"
"Fine...no dinner tomorrow."
"Okay...I suppose that's easier." said Taiga while sighting.
*Shirou bedroom*
"This room is as empty as I remember it." sighed Kiristugu with some joy.
"Yeah, I still don't need a lot of stuff."
"That's good, you have to be satisfied with few or you will be always hungry for more." said Kiritsugu with pride.
"Is that some quote from afterlife?" said Shirou with shining eyes.
"No...I just made it myself..." she replied with a slight blush.
"That's also cool..." he admitted with her smiling with pride. "So do you want me to bring out the sleeping bag or..."
"We can share the bed for the night."
"Mom! I've passed this point."
"Oh come on, you always liked sleeping together." she teased while enjoying the sight of Shirou blushing.
"That was years ago." he grumbled.
"Shirou, this will be the last time we sleep together, so for the sake of memories and...spending close time together, let's share a bed."
"Fine...just don't tell Taiga." he frowned.
"I won't." she nodded. 'Although something tells me she'll continue to make teasing remarks come the next day.'
*The next day*
Shirou woke up while feeling something soft touching his face. He blinked and reached out to try and touch it. It felt really soft and he couldn't stop himself from touching it and there was a soft voice coming every time he touched it, after a short while he returned to his senses to take a good look at it. When he did he turned red and dropped his jaw while hearing a soft murmur beside him.
"Good morning Sh-oh my~", said Kiritsugu as both her and Shirou noticed that he is still touching her chest.
"That's isn't what it looks like." said Shirou with red face.
"It looks to me like we were sleeping close to one another and by accident you ended up groping my breast."
"Oh...yeah."
"What did you think it looked to me~?"
"Nothing important..."
"Good...now can you stop touching it?"
He moved his hand right away as his mom sat up and stretched out her limbs.
"Ah, I forgot how good it felt to be in a real bed."
"Isn't there beds on the other side?"
"We kinda were just waiting for something to happen, so no beds there."
"Oh...well what do you want for breakfast?"
"I'm going to trust you and see just what you can make. Show me so I can see just how far you've come."
"Okay..."
*After testing Shirou's cooking*
"Son...just how?" asked Kiritsugu in shock.
"Is it terrible!?"
"Terrible?...no...it's not terrible...I can't find a word to describe how deep I fell in love just now...I...adore it..please Shirou...more! give me more!" she declared out holding her plate out with a shine to her eyes making the teen sigh in relief and Taiga burst out laughing.
"W-Wow! I keep telling you your cooking's good enough to make you famous."
"True...maybe I will start a job with it later..." said Shirou while taking the idea a bit seriously after seeing his mom's reaction.
"Shirou! I said more!"
"Okay mom!" he spoke putting more servings on the plate before she dug in with gusto. "Is this normal?" Shirou asked Taiga.
"Yup." she nodded as the woman stopped and panted.
"Sorry...it's just been so long since I actually ate something, especially this good."
"It's fine, eat as much as you want." said Shirou with a bright smile.
"Thanks son."
*After 3 hours*
"Mom...can you please stop? I'm getting tired now." panted shirou while there was a huge pile of plates on the table. "And I think we're starting to run low on food."
"Sorry son, but it's your fault for making something this good." hummed his mom eating some rice. "If I knew you had this much potential I would have sent you overseas to a school that would really have honed your skills."
"Eeeh? Who would be interested in watching an anime about a redhead cooking because one of his parents sent him there?"
"Dunno, but it would work well for you." she replied setting her plate down and let out a burp. "Ah, I feel full."
"Good...so what now?"
"Well now that I've had my fill, before I help you with your magi training so you can be better prepared, I want us to spend some time together that I wasn't around for."
"You don't have to really, even back then, I wasn't that angry about you leaving."
"Well if I don't have to than I want to, this can be our last time together for a long while, so let's enjoy it." she spoke in a firm tone and an expression that showed she wouldn't take no for an answer.
"Fine."
"Then it's a date." she said in a happy tone while Shirou blushed.
"Don't put it like that!"
"Why? this is what you used to say every time we get out?"
"T-That was then! This is now!"
"I see..." said Kiritsugu, a bit disappointed.
"Fine, it's a da..te." Said Shirou while getting the last part with all his strength.
"Yaay~", She jumped and hugged him making him stumble and nearly fall over while blushing. "Glad you could see it my way. Well we have to treasure this time after all." she smiled. "So what should we do first?"
"I guess we can watch a movie maybe?"
"That'd be nice, I'm curious to see how far movies have come since I've been away She said with a bright face. "Maybe we can try that Twilight movie."
"How do you know about it?"
"Taiga told me about it and how good it is." said Kiritsugu with a hopeful expression.
"Of course she did..." he muttered with a sweatdrop.
"If it was good enough to have several movies to its name, it must be worth seeing, right?"
"No...mom, change it, anything else, please."
"Eeeh? why is that Shirou? there can't be a movie that get this much squeals and be bad, is it because the writer is a woman?"
"What? No! mom it's...it's just bad, there isn't more I can say." he spoke with her raising an eyebrow.
"Well then which other movie would you suggest?"
"Hmm...well I'm not into movies that much, bu-!", he was stopped by Taiga putting a hand in his mouth.
"50 Shades of Grey!" she spoke in a cheerful tone while tightening her grip on his mouth.
"Well that's an interesting title..."
"It is! it's an amazing movie! full of colorful characters and amazing action and great story!"
"Okay...but why aren't you letting Shirou speak?"
"Oh yeah, you can't trust him on that, it's made by a woman and he gets pretty sexiest when it comes to movies." Taiga whispered the last part.
"Mmmmm!" he let out while shaking his head and tried pulling her hand off. 'That's not true and you know it!'
"Shirou! I'm disappointed here!" Kiritsugu said while Shirou give her 'believe me' stares.
"I suggest we watch the movie and make him see that good movies have nothing to do with gender!" said Taiga in a proud tone.
"I agree."' she said as Taiga let go of Shirou.
"Mom please, believe me you will regret it."
"Well let me see and I will judge it by myself", Kiritsugu said in her 'I won't take no as an answer' tone , making Shirou stare directly at Taiga.
"I hate you..."
"I love you too."
"...No dinn-", Shirou got stopped by Taiga putting her finger on his lips and whisper in his ear.
"I suppose you don't get it yet, as long as your mom is here, she will feel bad for me everytime I cry, it always worked this way. So no matter how many times you get angry and give a punishment to me, she will always erase it."
"What are you two talking about?"
"Oh nothing important, I just convinced him to agree on watching the movie."
Shirou felt his eye twitch and groaned. "Alright, but don't blame me if it's not what you're expecting."
*After watching the movie*
"That was...", Kiritsugu said while trying to find a good word.
"AMAZING I KNOW!" shouted Taiga full of joy making the two question if she is actually enjoying it or just pretending.
"No, I was going to say it made no sense, felt like a joke, and like someone just wanted to make a porno with plot." said Kiritsugu in a blunt voice, putting Taiga in shock and making Shirou feel some pride. "I feel like I wasted time and would have felt better had it just been a regular porno. At least then it would make more sense."
"I KNOW!" shouted Shirou.
"Well...the actors were good right?" said Taiga while holding some hope.
"Taiga...no dinner for a week." said both the mother and the son.
"Eeehhh!?"
"Mom want to try something actually good?"
"After what I saw, of course I need something to clean my eyes."
"Then Lord of the Rings it is."
"H-hey, about the no dinner punishment..."
"Say one more thing and it will be for a year", Kiritsugu said, making Taiga put her hands in her mouth and start shaking. "Continue Shirou."
"Well it has been so long since I watched it, but my last impression on it was more than the best."
"Okay, I will give it a shot."
*After watching the movie*
"I feel clean and pure..." said Kiritsugu with a pure aura coming from her body.
"Me too..." said Shirou with the same aura.
"I don't." grumbled Taiga with a depressing aura
"Who knew Taiga-nee would have a bad taste in movie?"
"It's not bad...you two just don't get it..."
"Suuure, a movie about bland women chasing after horrible rich men with nothing else to do with their lives is for sure the best."
"It sounds better on paper!"
"Well as a thank for saving my mood...", said Kiritsugu as she came closer and kissed Shirou's forehead making him turn red which made Taiga smile.
"Aw, that's sweet."
"Mom...don't you think we passed this point?"
"Is it wrong that I want to kiss my son?"
"It's not that I'm just older now and.."
"And what?"
"I dunno, i just think I'm old for this.."
"Well did you spend your afterlife inside a frail?"
"Well no..."
"Was it the end of the world?"
"Maybe...let's not talk about it..."
"I'm curious now, what happened there?" asked Shirou.
"Well...let's say i met some old friends...and they weren't very happy to see me after what I did to them"
"Huh?" both said.
"Let's change the subject, do any of you have lovers?" said Kiritsugu as fast as she could.
"Then come on, we have to try and enjoy our time together as best as we could.'' said Kiritsugu who came closer toward Shirou and tried to kiss him, the boy did try to push her away but that caused her to put more strength to it and ended with her kissing his neck.
"M-Mom!" he blushed. and moaned.
"S-sorry.." she said as she pulled herself away and blushed as well.
"GREAT SHOT!" said Taiga while looking at a picture of what happened in her phone.
"Taiga? Give it here."
"No can do~" she said before she started running.
"She won't get far." Kiritsugu narrowed her eyes and took off like a demon leaving Shirou who put his hand in his neck and felt where she put her lips on, blushing and saying:
"That felt goooWHAT I'M THINKING!...better to follow them." as he got up and moved to where he heard the sound of hitting the ground, as he got there he found both Taiga and Kiritsugu on the ground fighting to get the phone.
"For an old lady you are pretty agile.'' said Taiga before getting headbutted by Kiritsugu.
"I'm only 32!" she said as she took the phone and removed the picture. "That's it, you're gonna get just a speck of rice. For a year."
"NOOOO! please, I'm begging! have mercy! Kiritsugu-san, you tasted Shirou's food! you know how good it is!"
"This is why I chose this as a punishment to you."
"I'll never make it!"
"Well you deserve it." said Shirou, "Next time think before angering your food source."
"I was just joking..."
"Suuure you were."
"I swear! Please have mercy!"
"I might show mercy, but you'll owe me one." spoke Kiritsugu.
"Anything! I will do anything!"
"Ok, you'll take me to the mall later. I'm curious to see what fashion has become."
"O..Okay,'' said Taiga as she jumped and hugged Kiritsugu, "THANK YOU!"
"Don't you think you are too easy on her?" whispered Shirou.
"Trust me son, I know what I'm doing."
"Okay...mom, it's almost nighttime, shouldn't we start talking about the grail?"
"Good idea, I still haven't started training with you yet."
"Yeah...I don't actually want to win the grail."
"Say what now?" spoke Kiritsugu as Taiga got her interest again.
"I mean it sounds great and something that lots of people would want to get their hands on, but I don't really have a wish to ask it for."
"Shirou...with this item we can save the world, I did my mistakes, but now I can work and fix all of them."
"I know but..won't that be dangerous for other masters and you as well?"
"Shirou, we don't know these people, we can't let them have it because we can't be sure what they will do."
"That's true, but isn't there other ways than just killing them or their servants?"
She looked serious and stared him right in the eye. "Shirou, I've done terrible things, things I had to in order to survive. In a war, you can't fight without drawing blood."
"Then don't fight to begin with."
"And we let people we know nothing about having one of the strongest items in the world?" she frowned. "That's like giving a child a gun and telling him not to pull the trigger."
"I know, I do, but..I can't bring myself to take others lives."
"Some of this others aren't even alive! And it's just 6 or 7 people, we will sacrifice just this for the sake of the entire humanity." Kiritsugu said while feeling bitter in the last part.
"I..don't know what to do..." Shirou sighed.
"Fine...then order me."
"What?"
"You are my master remember? The mark on your hand allows you to control me, if you think I'm wrong then order me."
"But...I can't do that."
"Shirou, if you think I'm wrong, and I won't change my mind, then make me change it and stop me, that or we won't be able to move on."
He looked at her and the mark with conflicted feelings
"You can't?"
"I don't think so.." sighed Shirou. That's when he felt a lightbulb go off in his head. "Wait! I got it!"
His expression made Kiritsugu smirk without realizing it. "What do you have in mind?"
"What if we protected master's who lost their servants?"
"That would be fine...and about the servants?"
"I...didn't think that far.."
"Look son, the servants aren't alive to begin with, I myself not really alive, existing but not alive."
"So that would make it fine to kill them?"
"They would just return to where they left, sure it would be boring and I don't think they want to lose, but it's not an actual harm."
"Well...at least it's something." sighed Shirou.
"Good, now for what to do, both of you don't come home late, don't talk to strangers, and don't try your luck with anyone."
"It feels like you are scolding us.'' complained Taiga.
"Well there is nothing I can do about it, servants and their masters are on another level than you two, it would be a problem if you, especially Taiga, got in a fight with them when I'm not around." she spoke firmly. "That's why it's best to make it clear you're not aware of the holy grail or any part of it. If you let them know you're part of it, it'll make it easier on them to hunt you down when your guard is lowered."
"Fine, fine, your house is closer to school than mine, so should I live here." said Taiga.
"Hmm, that would be better." the woman nodded. "Best to stick together until we know who we're facing."
"Fine by me." said Taiga while planning on how to hide her pranks.
"Ok, call your parents and tell them and we will head to bed.'' said Shirou.
"Right on it."
"Now mom, you remember where your room is?"
"Yeah...about that...it would be better if we sleep together."
"What?" said Shirou as he felt this coming.
"Well a servant might come, it would be better if you keep our guards up, and of course I won't let my son alone in these circumstances."
"You said it was just for one night."
"I know and I'm sorry son, I didn't think that far, but it's dangerous and you might actually die."
"Can't you at least sleep in the closet room?"
"And let them have the chance to get my son? Of course no!" she snapped making Shirou real back.
"Fine...but can we at least have more space between us?"
"How much exactly?"
"To the room sides?"
"Out of the question."
"Then how much do you want?" asked Shirou almost seeing where this is going.
"Right next to each other."
'Of course.' though Shirou,"Mom, you know why this will be awkward for me."
"I do, but I'm also your mother so it shouldn't bother you that much."
"And what happened in the morning?" said Shirou with a light blush.
"Accidents happen, and I'm your mom so it should be fine even if it happens again."
"What happened this morning?" said Taiga reminding the two that she was there.
"None of your concerns!" both Shirou and Kiritsugu shouted at her, causing her to frown.
"Fine, but...can I sleep with you two?"
"Why do that now?" sighted Shirou while getting really tired.
"No she is right Shirou, she is a normal person, it would be a serious danger for her to stay alone."
"Okay..I will go to sleep first." said Shirou.
"That was pretty smart thinking from you Taiga."
"Yeah..." 'Better not to tell them I hate sleeping alone...'
*Later in the morning*
Shirou's body slowly started to wake up while his mind was still fuzzy, he could sense two things, one close to his nose and the other in his back.
"Mmmm?"
As he got more to his senses he could tell that the things are very soft and that they are squeezing on both sides.
'Wait...oh no.' At that moment, Shirou's mind awakened fully to find that his mom's breast was squeezing his face while Taiga was squeezing his back, they both had a strong grip on him that he couldn't move...nor breath. 'MMMM!?'
Shirou tried to move his hands, but both of them were held by Taiga, he tried to scream but his mom's breasts covered him so deep he couldn't move his mouth well to make a loud sound, at that moment, while losing the air, he apologized mentally to his mom and used something he never thought he would do once in his life, he bit her breast with the small strength he could put in his mouth.
"Ow!" this jolted her awake while she looked down and blushed seeing where her son was.
Shirou did have a faint blush, but he was dying slowly at this point, by realizing this she moved back and give him a room to breath.
"Are you alright sochi?"
As he tried to breath, he now pointed to Taiga who was now holding a strong grip on his arms, with enough strength, Kiritsugu freed him. "Mom...this..this is just a guess...but do you get touchy in your sleep?"
"Maybe a little bit." She said with light blush.
"Then does it have to end like this every morning?"
"Maybe that as well..."
"Mom...you two might end up killing me before any servant or master."
"Not true."
"I ALMOST DIED HERE!" shouted Shirou waking Taiga up.
"Almost died Shirou, not died, just do what you did today and you will be fine."
"That's not reassuring!"
"Then what do you suggest we do?"
"Uh..having some space between us?"
"Again Shirou, that's out of the question."
"Whatare you talkin abot?" said half awake Taiga.
"Nothing." both of them said.
"Okay, let's go eat breakfast and calm down."
*Later*
"Shirou...can I get anything else?" asked Taiga.
"Your punishment time is still going, and mom, we seriously need to solve this problem."
"Just do what you did today, as simple as that, it didn't even hurt that much."
"And what if next time I'm not able to bite?"
"Use your tongue." said Kiritsugu making Shirou face's go red.
"I-I can't do that, it'd be worse!"
"How so? You'd get my attention."
"Still...there can be an easier way..."
"Well you better figure it because I won't change our current way." said Kiritsugu in a strict tone.
"Hey, didn't you two agree to go one a date?" said Taiga.
"True, but first our deal, Taiga will help me buy new clothes and see how the fashion has become"
"Relax, I remember." she waved off with a smile. "You're gonna like what stuff they sell for women."
"As long as it's nothing too much, I'll be happy."
*Later*
"Taiga..don't you think...we have more than necessary?..." said Kiritsugu while huffing and holding two bags full of women's clothes.
"No at all, this is less than average actually." said Taiga with a smile.
"And why am I here?" said Shirou.
"To make sure you are safe of course"
"And in case we need more hands."
"Mom...I'm 16 now, even if I can't fight and win, I can at least run and hide..."
"Still, there will always be a chance that you will die, and this chance is always height when it comes to masters and servants."
"Whatever, summer is close so we are going to buy swimsuits." said Taiga which made Shirou stop and realize what's going on.
"You planned all of this, didn't you?" said Shirou while staring at Taiga who stared directly at him.
"Yes." Taiga said with a cute wink, while Kiritsugu was clueless.
"What are you two talking about?"
"Oh nothing, nothing important.." smiled Taiga with Shirou feeling an eye twitch.
"Taiga-nee..."
"You will thank me later." said Taiga as they entered a summer clothes store.
'I highly doubt it.'
"Well Kiritsugu-san, why don't you try some first?"
"I don't know Taiga, I think I'm a bit old for this." said the woman with a light blush.
"You said it yourself, you are only 32."
"Fine.."
*after changing*
"This feels a bit...tight." said Kiritsugu inside the changing room.
"It looks amazing!" said Taiga who was also in the changing room.
"Hey don't push!" said Kiritsugu while getting pushed out by Taiga to find Shirou facing her directly and see his face get a bit reddish. "Uh...Shirou?"
"Y-Yes kaa-san?"
"Be honest, how do I look?"
"Uh...well...it's uh..."
"C'mon Shirou, no need to worry your mom like that." said Taiga who was putting her hand on Kiritsugu with small black and tight string bikini that revealed most of her breast. "Just be honest, she can take it."
"You look..good?"
"Just good? Boring." said Taiga while Kiristugu moved forward.
"It's fine..knowing that a young man thinka this looks good on me, that's...a nice feeling." said Kiritsugu with a blush.
"Come on Shirou, this is one of the best swimsuits around. Don't you think your mom looks better than good?"
"I suppose..." said Shirou, making Kiritsugu depressed a bit.
"See Shirou! You are hurting her."
"That isn't the case it's jus-!" said Kiritsugu before Taiga put her finger in her lips.
"You can't let him put you down like that, as your son, he has to make you happy." said Taiga while grabbing more people's attention.
"Taiga-nee, stop...people are looking and I already said what I think.."
"You're holding back because you're her son, but you gotta be honest like you're talking to a complete stranger."
"I CANT TALK TO A STRANGER LIKE THAT!" shouted Shirou bringing more attention.
"Come on, she clearly wants your compliment." said a stranger man.
"And she looks really good." said another man.
"It won't kill you, be honest." said a random woman.
"We...are just...mom and a son..." said Kiritsugu in trying to calm things down but her voice was hardly loud enough.
"Come on everyone! Encourage him to tell her how he think!" shouted Taiga to everyone and they all started screaming encouragement phrases to them, until Shirou couldn't take it.
"Alright alright! It looks perfect!"
"Thanks Shirou, now I think we ca-", said Kiritsugu before getting cut off by Taiga again.
"Perfect isn't the right word her!", Taiga shouted.
"Perfect? How lame." said another woman.
"C'mon kid! Do you need us to spell it for you?"
"I...I...THINK ITS HOT!" said Shirou with his face turning red as blood. "It's really really really hot!" repeated Shirou making his mom's face turn blood red.
"There ya go!" said Taiga as all the strangers started clapping.
"Why are we clapping?" asked a man.
"I don't know, it just fits the mood."
'I can't believe she just made me say all that.' though Shirou while Kiritsugu came to him while still having the blush.
"Hey Shirou...did you mean what you say?..."
"Uh...yes?" said Shirou afraid of what will happen.
That made her hug him close with a smile. "Thanks."
Everyone started clapping louder as Shirou realized that right now, strangers are looking at him with an older woman, who happened to be his mom, wearing a bikini and hugging him. His face turned so red he passed out in her arms with a nosebleed
"Shirou! Shirou! Stay with me! Don't go to light! Believe me it's bori-" his mom's voice faded away.
*Later*
Shirou woke up as his vision started to get better, when he got up he could see his mom sitting next to him, thankfully the space was enough for no one to touch the other, an Taiga came in.
"We are home."
"Did I sleep all that time?"
"Yup, and it was super embarrassing."
"Well thanks to you.."
"Hey at least I got you closer to your mom."
'By making it sound like I was hitting on her!' he thought with an eye twitch, and Kiritsugu started to wake up, it took her time, but in a few seconds she was aware that Shirou was awake and jumped hugging him.
"Shirou!" she shouted while hugging him tightly, Shirou wanted to give some space between them, but thought that will ruin the moment so he hugged her back. "I was worried you were gonna be sleeping longer than that!"
"It's fine...I just passed out." he said while she started to less tighten her hug, giving him enough room to breath.
"Still Shirou...it was my fault, I shouldn't have done something as embarrassing as that in the public, I just don't know what had gotten to me..."
"It's not on you, it's more on Taiga-nee."
"Hey I was just giving you confidence for your mom to wear such hot bikini and you don't compliment her about it, that's a pretty bad behavior Shirou." remarked Taiga with a frown.
"Well what matters is that Shirou is now fine...and today I will cook!" said s cheerful Kiritsugu.
"Mom you don't need to."
"Yeah, no offense, but Shirou's food will be in top." said Taiga while Kiritsugu put her hand on Shirou's shoulders.
"Shirou, I will cook dinner today." she said while pointing her eyes at Taiga.
"Oh! Well I'm tired so a huge thanks for that." said Shirou with a bright face before noticing Kiritsugu coming to his ear and whisper.
"And after we finish and she sleeps, you cook for me, ok?" she said while Shirou blushed at that.
"Okay.."
"Hey what are you two talking about?"
"Nothing, nothing important..." said Kiritsugu.
*later after dinner and Taiga sleeps*
'I'm gonna need to go shopping tomorrow and get groceries for about...a week, hopefully that manages to keep my kaa-san from starving, thought Shirou while sitting at the table with Kiritsugu who was eating as if she was just starving to death. "Having fun?" he asked sarcastically.
"Yr fod alwys mak mhappy", said Kiritsugu with full mouth.
"Good to know." he smiled. "But just how much food can you eat until you're completely full?"
"I think two more plates will do."
'That makes thirty in total.' Shirou thought while forcing his face to look as if it's fully awake.
"So...Shirou, you were serious about the bikini thing?"
"Didn't we talk about that before?..."
"Yeah, but at that time there was a lot of strangers."
"I was serious." said Shirou without realizing his mom's light blush. "Why do you ask?"
"I don't know really..I think maybe I like young men and wanted to impress you as one of them?" she answered with a confused tone making Shirou look at her in surprise and flattery.
"Uh..thanks, I suppose?"
"I don't know as well, all I know is that I liked it when you said it look...wait...Shirou..just a question, but by hot, you meant me or the bikini?"
His eyes widened before gulping and suddenly found the talk get awkward. "I suppose...both?" he said the first thing came to his mind, he wasn't sure if it was true, but it was the best he could think of.
Hearing that made his mom feel pride and turn more red. "You're not just saying that, right?"
"I won't." he said not sure if he was lying or not, but he completed it with. "I actually think you look great in whatever you wear."
"Shirou..." said Kiritsugu in a tone that made Shirou realize what he just said.
"I mean..ugh...it's the truth! you think that as well right?" said Shirou while thinking. 'WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING?!'
"Well I never really thought about what my body would look like in a revealing outfit. I mostly dressed for my work."
"Well it looked great, that's my opinion." said Shirou while mentally not sure if what he is saying is all right.
"...thank you." said Kiritsugu surprising Shirou that he fully woke up.
"Uh...so...is there anything else you want to talk about?"
"Yes...Shirou we did buy some swimsuits for you as well...and i'm wondering...can you try them now?"
"Really? For me?"
"Yes...we did take a lot, since you were asleep, so I want to see you try one of them and see if we need to return some."
"Okay, I will do that."
"Oh and it would be better if you wear them without a shirt."
"Do I have to?"
"Of course! We can't give a good judgement with a shirt."
"Okay..." Shirou sighed.
*Later*
"Come on Shirou, it doesn't take that long."
"Okay, here I come..." said Shirou while coming out wearing tight orange jammers while covering most of his body with his hands.
"Wow..." said Kiritsugu as she got up and started touching him while staring a bit at a certain area between his legs. "You really grew.." she said as she started touching his arms.
"Mom...don't touch me like that..." said Shirou while blushing and trying to stop her but couldn't.
"Sorry, I'm just amazed at how strong you've become." she said before she started feeling his chest. "You grew really well.."
"U-Uh kaa-san?" said Shirou feeling the more awkward about this situation, but Kiritsugu either didn't listen or didn't care as she lowered her hand to his stomach. "KAA-SAN!"
"Huh? Oh!" she moved her hand back quickly with a blush. "Uh..."
"Mom, why?"
"I don't know, I couldn't stop myself." she said with a red face while still looking at his body.
"Uh...I think I need a shower."
"Yeah...want to take a shower together?" she said bluntly. "I think this can strengthen our bond!"
"W-W-WHAT?!"
"Now, now, we used to do this a lot when you were a kid, everytime I come home you would like to have a bath with me."
"H-How come you and Taiga-nee keep bringing up the past!?"
"Well it's true, remember how you used to ask me for marriage?"
N-no..." 'How much else was true...'
"You did..a lot, it was adorable." she said with a big smile.
Shirou felt embarrassed enough to crawl into a hole.
"So, fine to go in the bath with your mom as old days?"
"Well..isn't it a bit too late?" Shirou said while remembering he doesn't have any clothes on, making him realize how cold it is.
"It's never too late for a nice warm bath."
"Okay...but a short one okay?"
"Okay."
*in bath*
Shirou blushed with him and his mom naked, both in the bath, and feeling her scrubbing his back.
"You grow really well..."
"Mom, you are repeating this..."
"Well most of my memories of you are just of a little kid, so to see you grew like this...I'm impressed." she smiled. "Truth be told, I was worried you wouldn't have made it this far after I died."
"What do you mean?"
"I was worried without a parent around, you'd have wound up with the wrong people, or got kidnapped, or something worse."
"Well Taiga-nee was there to take care of me."
"That actually makes me worried even more."
"No, you got the point wrong, she was there to take care of me, so I had to grow up and take care of myself."
"Oh ok, now that makes sense." she said before a long pause. "Hey Shirou...wash my back."
"What?"
"I washed your back, it's only fair you wash mine."
"But won't that mean that you will take your.."
"My towel off? So?"
"Uh..."
"Wait...you aren't embarrassed about this Shirou, are you?"
"A little..."
"Well I'm your mom, so it should be more than normal for you to see me without a towel, and now", she said as she got her towel off and sat, "start washing my back."
"S-Sure kaa-san." 'Holy crap!' he moved his hands and started washing her back, she did make it harder to him by making weird noises. "It's your mom, it's your mom, it's your mom." he forced his mind to think of that alone. 'Just focus on getting the soap all over and wash it off them get out as fast as you can.' he thought while moving faster making his mom make more noises. "K-Kaa-san? Can you...you know."
"Can I do what?" she said bluntly.
"Not make so much noise?"
"Then slow down son, don't be rough on me!" she gasped out making Shirou's jaw drop and nearly pop a nosebleed at the innuendo.
"S-sorry." said Shirou blushing.
"Oh yeah, like that sweetie." said Kiritsugu while still making noises.
'Please stop!' thought Shirou while crying mentally.
Eventually he stopped and rinsed the soap off quickly. "T-There, all done."
"Oh, you are really good at this...Shirou." she said panting and turned around making him see her full naked body from the front, Shirou felt like passing out, but he couldn't stop staring. "What's wrong?" she asked innocently with Shirou gulping.
"Mom...is it fine for you to show your body to me like that?"
"Well you are my son, so of course it's fine." she replied with a nod and unflinching stare.
"Where are you looking at?" Shirou said with fear from the answer.
"Your abs of course." she said making him automatically use his arms to hide them. "Oh come on! you were just staring at my chest, why can't I look at my son abs!?" she said annoyed.
"Because I'm your son of course!"
"And I'm your mom and you were staring at my chest as if nothing else exists!" she said while trying to move his arms from his abs. "Just let me see it!"
"No!" he said struggling.
"One little peek!"
"No! Please don't!"
"I will let you stare at me as well!" she said as she slipped her legs and fell on top of him.
"Wah!" he let out and found himself pinned under her body and got an eyeful of her breasts.
making his nose bleed.
"Ah! here it is!" she said while staring at his abs as he noticed she was holding both of his arms.
"K-Kaa-san!" at that moment he realized how sexual this had ended, with now Shirou staring at Kiritsugu's breasts, she felt something rough between her legs.
"Shirou? Are you getting excited?"
"Eh...n...yes..." said Shirou shamefully.
"...good." she said making sure to be silent for a moment until he said: "Mom...just why are you doing this?"
"What do you mean?"
"The sleeping close thing, the bikini, seeing me in a swimsuit and now this, just why?" said Shirou while not expecting a straight answer.
"Because I wanted to."
'So straight for it to be clear', thought Shirou before saying. "Well why did you want to?"
"Because over time in the afterlife left me a lot of time to think over what my life was and see a lot of flaws with what I did."
"Well that's good." said Shirou, not seeing the connection but smiled regardless.
"And I realized that I've killed so many people, ruined so many lives, that I want to take this chance to be more honest and truthful, and do you know what I've come to understand?"
"Yes." said Shirou forgetting the current situation and focusing on her words.
"I want to feel like a woman to the closest man I have in my life. And seeing as how I couldn't raise you as a mother and you've grown so much, I pick you." at the moment she said that, Shirou stopped thinking, he couldn't feel angry or confused or happy, he couldn't say anything, it took her awhile but Kiritsugu realized that Shirou actually stopped thinking at that moment. "Shirou? Shirou?" she snapped her fingers while Shirou seemed to go all white. "SHIROU!" she said as she slapped him with all of her might, seemingly bringing him to reality.
"OW!"
"Snap out of it!"
"Geez, I'm back...mom...I'm not sure if this can work."
"And as your mother I say it can."
"Well...as your son I say it can't!" he blushed. "We're mom and son! It's taboo!"
"I adopted you! We aren't related by blood, no one will look that down on us, our kids will be healthy, and I spent enough time in the afterlife to know that it's fine." she replied firmly. "Besides, it's the best form of love I can give you right now."
"I...am sorry, I do love you, but as a mom, but...maybe we can try to slow down and see where if it can work?" 'She's trying to make this happen no matter what.' Shirou thought, so it made a better sense for him that if he can't stop her, he can at least slow her.
"I-"
"I mean, even if I agreed, we will be rushing things out, so let's slow down, and see if it can work." said Shirou stopping her from talking.
"Oh, really? Is that all?"
"I suppose yes, but if it failed, we return to mom and son."
"Fair enough." sighed Kiritsugu.
"So...can you get off me?"
"No."
"No, I'm serious, this is way more painful than how it looks."
"Say the magic word."
"Please?"
"Good boy." she said she got off him, but he didn't move an inch.
"Mom..."
"Yes Shirou?"
"Can you...carry me? I don't think I can move..."
"Sure thing." she said as she started carrying him, princess style, to the bed.
*in the morning*
Shirou lightly snored with sunlight streaming on his face and Kiritsugu was staring at his face, as for Taiga, Kiritsugu tied her to make sure she won't do anything.
'He's so peaceful sleeping.' though Kiritsugu with a smirk.
'LET ME GO! I WON'T LET THIS SLIDE!' yelled Taiga with her mouth covered. She groaned and tried wriggling around and Shirou was starting to wake up, with that Kiritsugu changed her position to make it look like she was sleeping and put his hand in her chest.
"Mmm...huh?"
"Good morning, Shirou." said Kiritsugu with a cheerful smile while 'accidentally' moving her breast forward for him to realize what he is doing.
"K-K-Kaa-san!" cried Shirou pulling his hand off while heavily blushing.
'Damn it! I have to film this!' thought Taiga.
"Sleep well Shirou?"
'I suppose I have to get used to this...', thought Shirou.
"You can squeeze if you want."
"I...I will pass." said Shirou as he put his hand away and noticed someone. "Uh..should I ask about Taiga?"
"No, no you should not."
"Okay...", Shirou stayed in an awkward silence until he remembered something. "Um, shouldn't we be going on a date?"
"OH my! You even called it a date Shirou!"
"You know what I mean..."
"I do, but still, I'm happy you called it that."
"Fine, I'm going to prepare food."
'I should be filming this.' yelled Taiga mentally.
*in their date*
"Kaa-san?"
"Yes?"
"You're a bit close." said Shirou with his mom now squeezing his arms in her breast while holding it.
"Well I have to make sure you are safe."
'That feels more like a lie now...', thought Shirou. 'It feels more like she wants to keep me here like a trapped rat.'
"So Shirou...just to make sure, you have a girlfriend?"
"No."
"Good." they both said immediately, before a purple haired kouhai appeared.
"Hello senpai." said Sakura, freezing Shirou's body who is seeing all the bad endings this situation will make.
"Shirou, who is that girl?" said Kiritsugu as both girls noticed the other and gave a death stare.
"Uh hello...Sakura, this is my mom Kiritsugu, Mom, this is my kouhai Sakura." said Shirou while making sure there is a safe space between the two.
"Your mom? Wasn't she..."
"Uh that, well she was...trolling! Yeah, she trolled us, all these years!" 'Please believe, please believe, please believe.'
"I see...well isn't she holding you a bit too close senpai?"
"Well he is my son, I have to make sure he is safe." said Kiritsugu while holding Shirou's arm even closer and giving more death stares.
"You are a bit too protective...for a mom who left her son believing she is dead for years." said Sakura, destroying the safe space by one step.
"I had a good reason, and you seem to be quite close to Shirou. Tell me, how often do you two spend time at school?"
"As much as I can, actually, I almost come to his home everyday." smirked Sakura while crossing the safe space again with another step, which made Shirou take a step back, and thankfully none of them noticed.
"Really now?" she frowned while idly moving a hand near the knife in her pocket.
Shirou noticed that and put his hand on hers to stop it.
"Yes, really." said Sakura coldly.
"Well then I think-"
"Sorry Sakura, but we're busy, we gotta get going." Shirou said saving himself and both of them.
"Oh, well maybe I can come over later senpai."
"There is no need for that really." said Kiritsugu while she and Sakura got a bit closer, for a second their shoulders met, and in that second, Shirou felt a good amount of bloodlust from both sides.
'Crap!' he thought as he moved faster, in the end, it went fine.
"Shirou...why are you spending time with a girl like this?"
"W-W-Well she IS a classmate."
"And she said that she visits you home.."
"Well that's what classmates do..."
"Wait, you mean all of your classmates come to hang out in your home?"
"Not all of them per say..."
"Wait, so some of them do?"
"Mom, you are making a big deal out of this."
"It's my job as your mom and future wife to make sure our house will be safe and not a bar for teenagers."
"W-Wife?"
"Yeah, if I win and change your opinion on me, it will make sense for me to be your wife."
"That's IF you do it."
"Yeah, so let's hope for the better." she winked with Shirou blushing. "But seriously don't bring a lot of people in our house, Taiga is more than enough and the thought of another girl coming to you almost daily is just irritating to me." Kiritsugu frowned.
"But-" he stopped seeing her narrow her eyes and gulped. "I'll keep it in mind."
"That's my boy and future husband." she said as she put his arm even deeper in her chest making him blush.
"K-Kaa-san." he groaned.
"Hmf, call me by name or at least get used to it." frowned Kiritsugu.
He gulped. "S-Sorry Kiritsugu-san."
"Better." she smiled while Shirou though. 'Saying that just feels weird.'
"Let's go to the beach."
"But we don't have any swimsuits?"
"I thought we would just walk, or do you want to see me in a swimsuit?" smiled Kiritsugu.
"N-no!...I was just wondering..."
"Okay~" she sang. "You can dream of me in one while we walk."
"B-But I wasn't gonna!"
"Suuure you weren't~"
*In beach*
"Hey Shirou!"
"What now?"
"Do you think I will look even hotter to you if I jump in the sea while still wearing clothes?"
"I don't know." he sweatdropped.
"I will take this as yes." she said as she ran towards sea and jumped in it.
"Kaa-san!" called Shirou running over, however as he got closer to her she turned around, pulled him from the hand and made both of them fall while hugging him. "Wah!"
Splash!
When he opened his eyes, Shirou could see he was on top, his hands were standing around Kiritsugu and her wet clothes allowed him to see, leading him to blush.
"Wow Shirou, you sure came in here fast~" said Kiritsugu before raising her head up a little and kissed him on lips.
Shirou was caught off guard and blushed while some nearby swimmers saw this.
"Ah, young love." said an old man.
"Hey didn't we see these two from before?" said a teenage girl.
"Yeah! They're the couple from before, congratulation guys!" yelled a man.
"Don't do anything kinky in broad daylight though!"
"We...aren't...", said Shirou almost like he was whispering.
"Shame." whispered his mom back before pecking his lips. "I wouldn't stop you~"
"I...will stop myself then." said Shirou saying the first thing that came to his mind.
"Oh phewy."
"Say that again." said Shirou bluntly with a light blush.
"Phewy?" she said with him blushing even harder.
'CUTE!' he couldn't stop the idea from coming to his mind. "L-Let's get out of the water."
"Why? We can just take our clothes off and start swimming."
"People are looking."
"And?"
"So it's embarrassing"'And Sakura might spot us...'
"Who cares?" she frowned.
'Sakura!' "I...will sneak out and sleep alone tonight if you do that!"
"Do what?"
"Get any ideas about attacking Sakura."
"I wasn't going to ATTACK her per say."
"...There is a tsundere in my class." said Shirou testing her reaction.
"Just how close are you two?"
"...As close as a normal tsundere and a guy."
"So she's nuts for you?"
"Maybe." said Shirou as he got up and started moving out of sea. 'This is getting interesting...'
'Note to self, keep tabs on TWO girls from his school.' she thought. "Anyway, what to do next?"
"Well I have a friend called Shinji, we can visit him." 'Sakura is out of house so we might make it if we hurry.'
"That sounds nice, you can introduce him to your new wife."
"Or mom, I will say mom."
"Quit acting negative Shirou."
*Shinji's house*
Knock knock
Shinji opened the door to see Shirou and an older woman with him. "What do you want?"
"Hey I just thought to pass by and introduce you to my mom."
Shinji looked confused before crossing his arms. "And why should I care?"
"Well I was showing her around and thought to show her one of my friends and his house." he said as they let themselves in.
'We were friends?' thought the asshole closing the door.
"So...won't you give us something to eat or a tea or...?" said Kiritsugu.
"Why should I? You are the ones who entered my house, serve yourselves." replied Shinji bluntly with Shirou already sensing some fight to come between the two.
"I see." spoke his mom with a calm tone and leaned near his ear. "He seems full of himself."
"He knows when to be a good person."
"Is that a good thing or bad?"
"Depends." Shirou stopped whispering at that moment and got up saying. "So we will be making tea, come on mom."
"Lead the way Shirou."
"Hey there!"
"Don't break anything!" yelled Shinji.
As Kiritsugu and Shirou walked towards the kitchen, they noticed a tall woman, around Kiritsugu's height if not shorter, with purple hair and revealing clothes standing there doing nothing.
"Greetings, who are you two?"
"Uhh...Shirou and Kiritsugu Emiya..." said Shirou.
"A couple or a parent and a child?"
"Both." Kiritsugu spoke up while covering Shirou's mouth.
"I see...well you have my congrats."
"Yeah thanks, so we will go to the kitchen, you keep doing whatever you are doing." said Kiritsugu while moving Shirou from the back, still covering his mouth.
Shirou yelled. "Shinji! help!"
"They are weird." said Medusa now behind Shinji.
"Just humor them.."
*In kitchen*
"Mom, wasn't that a bit rude?"
"I told you to call me by my name, and I have to make sure that this women will know that you are already taken."
"She didn't even look interested!"
"This is the most dangerous type, she makes you think she isn't interested and when you lower your guard she attacks." spoke Kiritsugu with a deadly tone. "Before you know it, she'll have her claws sunk in you and won't let go."
"Okay I get it...wait, isn't this a bit like you?"
"Well no because I follow the same methods means I'm at same level as her."
'Sounds like an excuse.' sighed Shirou.
"So this is your friend's kitchen, fancy I will say."
"Yeah, I'm going to make tea and-!", Shirou said before feeling something...Sakura's aura...an angry one.. 'Crap! Bad idea!' "Uhh...mo-Kiritsugu-chan, change in plans, we are heading home now." said Shirou before turning around and seeing his mom with a red face.
"Shirou...you called me by my real name..."
"Yeah, now let's hurry."
"Why? Won't it be rude?"
"Uhh...I'm getting turned on by the purple lady and I thought to head back before I do anything." 'WHAT IN GOD'S NAME AM I SAYING!?'
"Oh, in that case." she carried him, princess style, and jumped out of the window.
"Sorry Shinji!" is all Shirou could say.
'Thank god he's gone.' thought Shinji with a heavenly smile.
*with Shirou and Kiritsugu*
"Where now?"
"I'm not sure Kiru-chan."
"Kiru-chan?" said Kiritsugu with a heavy blush.
"U-Uh I mean Kiritsugu-san."
"No...Kiru-chan...I love it, please call me that from now on."
"O-okay...anyway, let's just head home."
"Really? I'm rather hungry..."
"Really now?" he said before both of their stomachs started making noises.
"I love your food, I really do, but I want to try some new stuff."
"I get it...we will just go to a nearby restaurant, but then return home."
"'Kay."
*Restaurant*
"The food here is good, though I would always prefers yours."
"Thanks...wait...speaking of food...didn't we leave Taiga-nee tied and without the ability to talk or eat for most of the day?"
"...huh, I actually forgot."
"I think we have to return to check on her." said Shirou as he got up before Kiritsugu held his hand and put him where he was by force. "Um..Kiru-chan?"
"Look, we will take care of her later, she is an mature woman, Taiga yes but still a mature woman, so let's enjoy and get you to fall for me."
"And how is the last one supposed to happen?"
"Oh you'll find out how." she smirked sinisterly.
*In Kiritsugu's head*
"Soo...how do we make him fall for us?" said angel Kiritsugu.
"I say we take him under the table right here and now." grinned a devil Kiritsugu.
"But people are watching.."
"Doesn't matter, in fact it's better for how kinky it is."
"I say we knock him out and take him to a hotel." said angel Kiritsugu innocently.
"Hey! I'm the one with the raunchy ideas here." huffed the devil side.
"It's not raunchy, I'm not embarrassing him here and I'm taking him to a comfortable place, the only bad thing is that we knock him out, but he will be thankful for it later." replied angel with a soft smile.
"...fine, then we fuck his brains out."
"Sure."
*In reality*
"Hey Shirou, can you help me go to the toilet?"
"Why that now?"
"Because it's simply rude to leave your mom/future wife go to the toilet alone, what if someone attacks me?"
"You were a magic user and now you are a servant, I'm pretty sure you can take care of yourself."
"Yeah, but won't that bring a lot of attention?"
*In Shirou's brain*
"So am I the only one seeing where this is going?" said devil Shirou.
"No, I see it as well." spoke angel Shirou.
"So, do we go along with it?"
"I would say we ponder on it for some time."
"Okay...I say I'm fine with it."
"And what if she knocks us out and takes us to some empty place?" replied angel Shirou.
"We go with the flow and lose our cherry."
"I don't know dude, I know you are a devil and all, but this is our mom."
"Step-mom, and she did say that in the afterlife it's fine, so what to lose?"
"Our manhood?"
"Sakura will take it if we don't hurry then."
"That's crazy, Sakura wouldn't do that."
"Are you serious or are you joking?"
"...well, maybe both?"
"I like it more this way, but now I'm feeling into Kiritsugu."
"Well maybe we should decide now, I think Shirou's been standing there without any brain function."
"Then just agree so we can move."
"Ok, let's do it."
*In reality*
"Huh? what happened?" said Shirou.
"Look who's awake."
"Why? Was I asleep?"
"Somewhat."
"O-okay...O don't know why, but I will help you with the toilet thing."
"Oh thanks son." she smiled while Shirou steeled himself.
As hey got to the woman's toilet, Kiritsugu suddenly leaned to the ground.
"What are you doing?"
"Trying to find it."
"Find what?" questioned Shirou as he also leaned down, and in one hit, Kiritsugu knocked him out. in Kiritsugu's brain, Sweet Victory was playing out, in Shirou's brain, both his angel and devil words were "Worth it"
(Later)
Shirou opened his eyes and saw that he was...surprisingly in his room. "Huh? What..."
Taiga was there sitting in japanese style with...light coming from her head?
"Taiga-nee?"
"Good afternoon Shirou-kun." she said calmly with her eyes shut.
"What's wrong? And where's that light coming from?"
"Oh, well after your mother left me starving, I returned and viewed my past and my choices in it, and then I returned to before my birth point where I achieved illumination and united with Kami."
"...I think you're just suffering from delusional starvation."
"Oh really Shirou-kun? Then how do you explain the light?"
"There is a lamp behind you,"
"Perhaps you should consider meditation." she said as Shirou stood there deadpanned for a while and then ran toward her.
"It's just a lamp!"
"No! I'm one with Kami now!"
"Then you won't mind me taking that lamp."
"No!" she said as she pulled his face away with her hands. "I'm one with kami! I'm the world's new savior!"
"Give me the lamp!"
"It's mine! My precious!"
"Wait...precious...did you get so delusional you are referencing movies?"
"Leave precious alone!"
"Taiga-nee, stop this!"
"Hey Shirou...can you draw me like one of your french girls?" Asked Kiritsugu walking in and saw the two grabbing the lamp.
"Kiri-chan! Help me to take that lamp"
"No! Keep your dirty hands off my precious!"
"...do I even want to know?"
"She is delusional because she was left starving because of you!"
"No! I'm one with kami! I'm the new light of this world! And this lamp is my precious!" she yelled to point that she started coughing.
"Sounds like delusion talk to me."
"Thank you!"
"You two are just disbelievers and thieves!"
"I was in the afterlife and he brought a ghost back to this world, and this is his house so I suppose this lamp is his as well." spoke Kiritsugu before yanking the lamp away. "Snap out of it."
"MY PRECIOUS!"
"I will cook dinner." said Shirou.
"Oh, then hurry!" said a now normal Taiga.
"What about your precious?"
"What precious?"
'She's back.' they both thought.
"So i'm going to make dinner, you both wait"
"Okay son"
"Please hurry"
*At dinner*
"So mom...what happened to your plan?"
"Pla-you knew?"
"Yes."
"...hey this meat is so tender, what did you soak it in?"
"Don't change the subject."
"I don't want to talk about this here sweetie, think of Taiga!"
"She is eating." he said as he pointed to Taiga who seems to eat as if it's her only purpose in existence.
"Fine...well put it simply, I though maybe raping until you loose it isn't the most romantic thing to do."
"WHAT!?"
"In my defense you said you were getting turned on by that purple girl your friend have, it's natural for me to think of a way to make your attention on me, and I changed my mind, so it's all fair."
Shirou felt his eye twitch and let out a groan. "You're sleeping with Taiga tonight."
"I won't leave you with a chance of a servant attack!"
"You mean like you?"
"No I mean like that spiky hair blondy."
"Who?"
"Nevermind that, the point is, if you leave me sleeping with Taiga then I will just sneak in the night to get you, how hard do you think it's for me?"
"I get that, but...ugh, fine, but no touch."
"No, from now I'm changing strategy to housewife."
"I could always tie you to your bed to be sure."
"Try it if you want, but I'm telling the truth here."
"So am I."
They both stared at each other before Shirou realized how romantic this is to Kiritsugu.
(Timeskip few weeks later)
"I'm home!" yelled Shirou as he remembered what a husband would say.
"Miss me?" said Kiritsugu wearing nothing but a loose kitchen apron.
"Kiri-chan, don't wear that..." blushed Shirou.
"Oh, so you are getting turned on by me?"
"No...well a little, but the door is open, people will see you."
"Let them se-wait...why would you care if anyone sees me?"
"Because I don't want them ogling you."
"I get it, you think that the only one who has the right to ogling me is you right?"
"N..mostly no..." he admitted.
"Called it."
"I just don't want people to stare at my mom in that way."
"But it's fine if you stare at me in that way?"
"I'm your son, it's fine for me because I don't think of you that way."
"Shirou..that must be the worst lie I have ever heard in my life."
"It's not a lie!" he said before she showed him a bit of her cleavage making him blush heavily.
"You don't think of me that way right?"
"Uh..."
"Shirou, just admit how you feel about me, I will always love you, and I know you love me that way, so why don't you just accept it?"
"I'm...worried."
"About what?"
"When the war ends...you will just disappear, I want to enjoy this time with you, I really do, but I don't want to think of you as a wife because I don't want to make it bitter." he admitted with his head down.
Kiritsugu was silent and walked over to put a hand on his shoulder. "Shirou..."
"I don't want to lose you again and...I don't want to make it harder for both of us..."
"I can get that, I do, but won't it be even bitter if we keep hiding our feelings inside? And then you will simply regret that you did nothing." she said as she lightly kissed his cheek.
"I just...I just don't want to lose you again." he said as he started crying and hugged her.
Kiritsugu hugged back and rubbed his back. "Shirou, you might lose me this time, but please, at least make us both happy when it happen."
Shirou sniffled and hugged her back tighter.
There was a moment of silence, they both wanted to break it but couldn't, until Taiga came it.
"So are you going to do it or...?" she said casually.
"Taiga!" they both yelled with red faces.
"What?" she blinked innocently.
"Don't just walk in when people are about to do it!" yelled Kiritsugu bluntly making Shirou face as red as blood.
"Oh! Sorry, I'll give you two some space." she got out to do her own things, leaving the two with the mood gone.
"I...will cook something..."
"Do that..."
"Yeah...and mom...I accept your feelings." he said with a bright face and kissed her cheek.
She blinked and smirked as he walked away. "Knew it."
*After the war ended*
"So can't I just wish for you to stay?", said Shirou to Kiritsugu with some scars, his clothes ripped off, there was some brown in his skin and he lost an arm.
"Well...maybe."
"You never tried that out?"
"Nope..but then again, you can let go of me and put all humanity in peace."
"Mom."
"Sorry, a habit." she muttered rubbing the back of her head. "It couldn't hurt to give it a try."
"Okay..." he said as he grabbed the grail and stood there for a moment. "Eeeh...do I just say my wish or do I have to drink it?"
"Just wish."
"Okay...I'm just getting nervous here." he said with a glub. "I...I wish for my mom to stay in this world until I die." he said at full speed.
"Maybe slow down so it can hear you."
"It's a holy grail, it can grant any wish, I'm pretty sure it can handle that...I wish for Kiritsugu Emiya to stay in this world until I die.." he said again, as slow as possible.
The grail started to glow and tingle. The light of the grail grew enough that it absorbed their bodies, it took a moment, and the light disappeared leaving the two of them with seemingly no change.
"So...did it work?"
"I don't know...let me try." she said as she took a gun from the ground and shot herself in the head.
"KIRITSUGU!"
"Calm down...it's a bit painful...actually it's really painful, but you said that I won't go to stay here until you die, and that worked!" she said cheerfully.
"I almost died now, don't do that."
"Relax, it was just a test, but seriously take the bullet out of my head, it's driving me crazy."
*After taking bullet from Kiritsugu's head*
"So...now to home?"
"Now to go home...but first." Kiritsugu leaned down and opened a chest to reveal a ring in it. "So Shirou Emiya, do you accept to marry me?"
"After all the stuff we went through I'd be stupid not to." he leaned his arm to her and she put the ring in his finger, it took them a moment of silent, and then she got up and kissed him heavily, so strong that they both fell to the ground. He wrapped his arm around her while she hummed and licked his lips.
"Don't you think we should do this home?" she teased.
"Well it would make more sense. I mean we are both dirty, in ruins of a church, and I lost an arm..."
"Oh fine."
"Sorry for ruining the mood."
*Ten years later*
"I'm home!" said a now adult Shirou, looking exactly like Archer, but with different skin and hair colors. as he walked in there was Taiga, with a bit longer hair, running from two girls who looked just like him.
"Shirou! Control your kids!" she yelled.
"Kids, are you giving your aunty Taiga trouble?"
"No! We were...just playing house!"
"And they wanted me to play dinner!"
"Girls, what have I said?"
"That aunt Taiga isn't our pet?"
"Wait what?" asked Taiga.
"Not that! The...other one."
"Not to mess with her unless you're home?"
"And to make sure you break nothing."
"So...can we?"
"Yeah keep going."
"Yay!" they yelled in joy as they started to chase Taiga again.
"I will remember that!" she shouted.
"They are as full of energy as ever." said Kiritsugu who entered, from the look of it she didn't age at all, though both of them agreed that she will start aging when Shirou gets to her age, the real answer was still unknown. "How was work?"
"Hectic as usual."
"Well I did make dinner, so do you want that or take a bath first? Or maybe me?"
"Well...I suppose dinner first for kids."
"They already ate it."
"Um...bath."
"You want us to have sex in the bath, kinky enough." she said as she grabbed his arm and forced him to go to take a bath together.
'Walked into that one.'
