TOON WARS SHORTS

Oh Butter Nuts

By Frozarburst

In the Syndicate-occupied Volcano Island, Vlad Masters wonders the dark corrupted halls of the Mawgu Lair revelling in the Syndicate's victory over the Toon Force while sipping a cup of peach tea. He stops by the balcony near the deep Morphoid Pit outside from the very top of the volcano and sets his drink next to him looking at the vast land.

Vlad: Soon Daniel, you and your force of loons will see the reality of this war we've begun. That in the end, no one, not even you can stop it! HAAAHAHAHA- (Pauses)

Vlad hears the sound of a spilled drink and looks down at the bottom of his cape, realizing he knocked over his tea when he began to laugh and raised his arm.

Vlad: Oh, butter nuts! ...Well, I'll just wash it off later. I just hope when I transform I don't end up keeping the stain…

Later on, Vlad and his squad of Toybots attack a nearby schoolyard for practice in Jenny's world. She, Danny, and Brad arrive just in time armed and ready for action.

Jenny: Alright Vlad! The jig is up!

Danny: You can hurry up and surrender! Cause we're ready to plow you to the ground like dinner!

Brad with a photon cannon: ...Oookay. Maybe you should rephrase that one, dude.

Danny: O-oh yeah. Sorry. Um, I'm gonna smack you so hard, I'm gonna knock the spirit outta you! (Turns to Brad)...Did that sound better?

Vlad straightening his cape: Enough, Daniel! I will deal with all three of you myself.

Brad: Ya sure you wanna do that, bro?

Vlad: Of course! Why would I not, boy?

Brad starting to chuckle: Because...Because you...you might've missed your mark at the bowl. Hehehaha!

Vlad: I'm sorry. What?

Confused, Vlad looks down at his cape and realizes the tea stain hasn't gone away and it's now a warm yellow from him transforming!

Vlad: WHAT?!

Jenny falling down laughing: HAHAHAAA!!

Danny holding his knees: AAHAHAHAHA!!

Vlad: …It seems there is no use convincing you that you're wrong. So I'll just be on my way. (Spawns ghost portal and quietly exits backwards)

Jenny: Ok. That was just embarrassing!

Brad: Yeah, and we didn't even have to hurt him.

Danny: Oh we did. We hurt his feelings.

The End