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Nicktoons Unite Series
Nicktoons Unite
Spongebob walking down his neighborhood street: Boy oh BOI! I can't wait to visit Patrick an-
Citizen getting scooped up by harvester: (Wilhelm Scream)
Plankton on an intercom: I'm going to take over Bikini Bottom again! But this time with help from people who're bigger than me!
Spongebob: OH NO!
Plankton on an intercom: OH YEEEEAH!
Spongebob: I've gotta stop him before he shuts down the Krusty Krab and captures more people!
Suddenly Goddard flies out of a wormhole
Goddard: irabgiphatbhtiabviparbgiuvaerhbpuajebth;g!
Spongebob begging and screaming: AAAAAGH! DON'T EAT ME!
Jimmy on Goddard's monitor: Spongeboimebob! I've conducted a team of other heroes with villains who've taken over our worlds and we need your help to stop em with us!
Pamtri Spongebob: ...Oh ok.
Vlad hovering above the Nicktoons: Not so fast, bois.
Danny squinting: Eugh..! It's Vladimir Putin again!
Vlad shoots fireballs at the Nicktoons that knock them into a jail cell run by Walker.
Walker: You boys are never gettin' out of-
Jimmy steps out of the cell with ease and opens the gates before Walker gets punched in the face by Danny and knocked unconscious.
Timmy with his hands on his hips: Huh. That was quick.
Vlad: Nice bravado, but you will not defeat me and the Sy- (Gets sprayed by Spongebob spitting a stream of water)
Spongebob: That oughta do it!
Plankton in a giant crab mech: Not this time, Spongefreak!
Spingebill: OH NO! It's Plankton with a giant robot crab!
Patrick falls butt first on Plankton destroying the mech!
Patrick: No. This is Patrick.
Wanda: And this is Fairy World!
Jorgen: It is in danger of having its magic stolen by Crocker for the 3rd time these past few seasons.
Crocker: Which is exactly what I'll do once I take care of you with my- (Gets sprayed by Spongebob's water) GAH!
Timmy waving goodbye: Bye Cracker.
Calamitous: Not so fast, heroes. I've created the ultimate doomsday weapon and will detonate it in under 10 sec-
Spongebob pulls the plug on the absurdly palmed-sized bomb.
Spongebob: Oops.
Calamitous with a spinning head taking flight: NOOOOOOOOOO
Jimmy: Well, I guess that's the last we'll be seeing those guys.
Danny: Think you'll need us again?
Jimmy: Probably.
Volcano Island
Mawgu: MWAHAHAA! I am the Mawgu, and I am going to take over the universe by tearing it apart with my twister! Starting with these worlds!
Danny, Sam, and Spongebob fall out a portal onto the island next to the Mawgu.
Jimmy on a communicator: Hey guys, I've developed a device that can seal the Mawgu in an interdimensional prison thingy!
Danny: Why aren't you out here with us?
Jimmy: Because I'm awesome!
Mawgu: And it is too late! The universe is mine and no one will be able to stop-
Sam pointing crazily: YOU'VE DESTROYED THE ENVIRONMENT! (Hops over and slaps Mawgu into warmhole, fixing everything)
Danny: Huh. I feel like we're forgetting something.
Shelly stuck in a sand mound: ...Is anyone gonna help me out..?
Attack of the Toybots
Calamitous with his head coming back to his body from orbit: ...OOOOOOOOOOOoooooo. I've returned with an even more ambitious plan to take over the universe with an army of duplicate robots I will manufacture as toys for the public. No one will be able to stop them!
The Toybots start trashing several worlds, and a massive one catches Jenny in a glass bottle like a firefly when she's buzzing around. The fairies start farting from eating too many krabby patties to the point where it makes green rain below Fairy World and Amity is just screwed.
Tak: Ooh, this ain't good.
Jimmy: Leapin' leptons! The universe is in danger, and… Wait, who're you again?
Tammy: We've gotta save the fairies!
Danny: We've gotta save the Ghost Zone!
Spongebobby: We've gotta save the patties!
GIR pointing and spazzing out: WE'VE GOTTA GET THAT TEDDY BEAR!
Mr. Huggles: FRONT AND CENTER!
Calamitous slapping the toy: NO! None of that. (Squints) Shame on you…
Chadbot: And shame on you professor. I am the OC of the game and I am also the good guy here to control the factory. (Presses control button)
Game: YOU'RE WINNER
Calamitous taking flight again in a T-Pose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nicktoons watching Calamitous leave Earth: …
Tak: So, uh… Did we even do anything, or…
Spongebob Squarepants Featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom
Globulous: I am Globulous Maximus. Ruler of the Morphoids! And I have come to take over the-
Zim yelling and strangling Glob's eye tendril: YOU'RE BAD BOY! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Globulous turning into Spongeglob: K. Geez!
Zim: DO NOT SPEAK THAT WAY TO MEEEEEEE!
Spongebob breathing heavily while smiling insanely: ...I'm the star of the game…
10-Year Gap
Wrath of the Phantom
Danny: Oh joy. It's a pretty good day to beat up some ghosts and all. But now everything's looking even better since I've got a whole planet on my side. This couldn't possibly be ruined by-
Dan: Greetings Danny! I hope you hadn't missed me for too long since your last temper tantrum. But now I've come prepared.
Danny: Have you?
Danny raises his arms and Jazz, Sam, Tucker, Dani, Skulker, Technus, Wulf, Cujo, Ember, Valerie, Maddie, and Jack come spawning behind him.
Dan in surprise: ...Oh…
The screen cuts to black and several machine gun and explosion sounds go off.
Fusion Wars (Finally! Something CN Related)
Glori: The Warriors yelled at me. Now they put me in detention?! I'll get back at them by stealing all their swords with my sneaking skills.
Glori opens the front door of their apartment at night and grabs their bags of Magiswords and leaves.
Vambre: OCH! Our Magiswords!
Prohyas scrambling: We're nothing without the swords!
Cyrus: If yer nothin' without them swords, ya don't deserve em.
Frank stretching his neck out: BOK MUTHA-
Bimm with her head rotating in a complete 360 to Cy: How on Earth do we stop Fusion?!
Citrus: With the obviously obvious Transformers Ripoff.
Cattus: Wonderful!
Familiar: Yeah. Yeah. But before we do that, I just wanna establish, this is a shipping. Cattus x Bimm. Yes. It's a shipping. I feel like I have to put it out cause it wasn't already obvious from the beginning. ...Yeah.
Fusion: THEY'RE GONNA BUILD AN AAAARMY OF COMBINERS!
Centurion: Hey Fusion.
Fusion getting stabbed in throat: GAK!
Fam: Bye Fusion.
Gloria Bulger (AKA Pew News): You've saved me!
Omega Fusion: AND YOU'VE ANGERED M- UAH..?! (Gets stabbed in forehead by Cattus with Combiner Sword)
Vambre: Oookay. This is getting a bit too violent by our standards. Are we even in the same show?
Proactive: Nope. But that's ok. Our show got cancelled anyway so who gives a sh-
Suddenly, hundreds of viewership and praise numbers flood the scene for this obviously quick and cheap to make fanfiction, and giving the show more attention!
TOON WARS - The one that everyone is here to see but Frozarburst takes a long time to get to for some reason
Nicktoons Saga
Timmy freaking out in a destroyed Fairy World: EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!
Tuesday X in edgy-mode: Everything is fodder.
Danny: Everything is boring.
Jimmy: Everything is helpless! We've gotta fight back! I'll gather the team!
Tommy: What about Spongebob?
Nimmy Jewtron: Who..?
Vlad: Good luck, BOIS, because together the Syndicate have started a civil war!
Danny: Whatever happened to Plankton?
Vlad: Who..?
King Goobot in a spaceship: And I'm here t-
Tak jets up to space and blows himself up along with King Goodwill and his ship.
EXJAY-NIEN: ...What just happened?
Gumball Saga
Calamity with his head floating back to orbit: Finally. After traveling the multiverse, we have discovered a whole other universe with cart- I mean, worlds like our's.
Crocker: FAIRY CANNON!
Mr. Crackerjack shoots a hole in Elmore Junior High and Vlad hovers in with a fabulous T-Pose.
Vlad: What's poppin' GumBALL?
Gumball: Wait wait! I'm not a superhero! (Points to Penny) She's a superhero!
Penny: Wait, what?!
Vlad zaps Penny's forehead and turns her evil
Vlad: And now she isn't.
Nicole and Yuki: NANI?!
Rob: And I'm one of the bad guys of this saga!
Gumball: Traitor!
Rob gets stabbed in the back by Vlad.
Vlad: Not anymore.
Rob falls into Gumbo's arms and says: Gummypussy, I don't feel so good...
Gumball: It's ok. I've got this!
Gumball let's go of his pal and transforms into an anime, immediately bringing Penny back to good with his aura.
Penny flapping her wings: OOH! Gums! You're so strong and cool you took the evil outta me!
Calamitous: Well shit.
Crocker snaps his fingers and the Mawgu materializes from pixels. He raises his hands and blows shit up in Dimsdale.
Timmy: There goes my home.
Gumball presses a button near a super laser blowing the shit out of the Mawgu sending a hard rock on his body to the crater in Dimsdale.
Jimmy: …Wanna be a member?
Gumball, Yuki, Nicole, Penny: YEEEEEEEEEEE-
Samurai Jack Saga
Jack: My people are under attack after I just saved them from the shape-shifting demon, AKU, and lost the love of my life, ASHI!
Danny: Lone samurai, huh?
Aku: Too bad bitches. I'm going to make a new timeline after the three old men told me about my death! (Shoots lasers)
The heroes get blasted and blown forward in time with Ashi
Ashi: Hi Jack.
Jack: ASHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Meanwhile at the Toon Force...
Timmy in the Toon Force: Great! Now the 2 most important on our team are gone!
Nicole: Well you still have-
Timmy: I said most important.
Nicole: (Turning red screaming and shouting internally) Am I a joke to you?
A bunch of Manipulated Cartoons: WE'RE HERE TO DESTROY YO- (Gets blown up by Nicole)
GO Starfire: OH MY! Ms. Watterson, you're so strong and cool! I'll join you!
GO Robin: Wait, but you're a part of our-
GO Starfire: BYE ROBIN! (Teleport with Toon Force)
GO Robin: …I'm clenching my fists. That means I'm…ANGERY!
Back in the alternate timeline
Tucker: Hey look! It's the sister bunny of that cat with a foot fetish!
Alt. Anais: How the hell did you all get here?!
Jack: Time Travel.
Jimmy: Wanna come?
Hali, Scotsman, Bobert, Scaramouche, Wulf, Flora: I do!
Alt. Anais: (Sigh) Alright. But when I die, ya'll better not take my posse- (Gets blasted through breasts by Aku and falls on face)
Aku: Oh. That was easy.
Hali turning super Saiyan: NYOOOOOOOOOOO
Hali leaps up and slaps Aku's cheek, killing him. Bobert blasts the Syndicate's time drove to pieces and Danny and Jimmy suck the villains in a thermos. When a cloud of fairy magic descends to Anais' face, it immediately resurrects her.
Alt. Anais: I TOLD YA'LL NOT TO TAKE MY STUFF!
Hali hugging Anais: MOMOTARO HUGZ
Rose Quartz: By the way, I'm here!
Monstrous Nightmare roaring: AAAAAAAAA-
Magiswords Echoes (Featuring Toon Wars)
Prohyas: Wait… For real? We're important?!
Cyrus: Yep.
Prohyas: Someone actually cares about us and doesn't mind crossing over?!
MaBarnacle: Yes, lad.
Prohyas: YAY!
Jimmy: The Princess has sent us a message informing us of her and Vambre's capture!
Cattus: Where might they be?
Jimmy pointing to the sky: Right up there!
The space station shaped like an oval sits above the Earth.
Simone the Squirt: Huh. Easy.
Pirates: And we're here to help too!
The pirates get blown up by a turret, leaving Plunderbite with Professor MaBarnacle.
Plunderbite: MY CREW!
MaBarnacle: Oh my…
Plunderbite: MY NEW GF!
DeBizz in the bridge: Eh. He's only alive cause he's a furry.
Vambre: You won't get away with this!
DeBizz: Try me.
Noville unlocks the cage Vambre and Zange are in by unhooking the lock.
Noville raising his fists while squatting: HAZZAH!
DeBizz: Dammit! Budget cuts..!
Vambre and Prohyas: Now it's time for our ultimate Magisword Combo!
Narrator: SUPER MAGISWIRL WOMBOCOMBO!
The Ultimate Magisword attack with V and P's full collection collides with DeBizz in a fiery blast, but when the smoke clears, he's standing in his Mechanized Suit just fine.
V and P: O_O...Oh…
DeBizz kicks the Warriors for Hire and Noville out the window of his space station!
DeBizz: Wannabes.
Familiar: Not so fast, Debbie. I'm here.
Cattus: Me two!
Glori: Me three!
Phibby flexing: Me FOOOOUR!
DeBizz: Try hard guys. You saw what happened to those kids, an' now I'm gonna do the same to ya-
DeBizz gets gently slapped in the face by Princess Zange and falls to his death.
Zange: Problem solved.
Bimm: BUT THE ECHO CORP'RE STILL ATTACKING US!
Nyando: BRAIN BLAST!
Jimmy: Hey! That's my line!
Nyando pulls out a slingshot and shoots a pebble up to the space station far above the atmosphere. In but a second, the entire facility explodes and Zange, Cattus, Phibby, Plundy, Glori, an' Fam land on the ground.
Bimm: Cattus! You're ali-
Bimm gets flung over to Cattus by his Whirlwind Magisword and both engage in a rather disturbing kissing session I don't wanna have to write in this fanfiction. There's enough of that already.
Familiar: …
Zange: At my castle. Bedroom. 12 o'clock, midnight.
Familiar nodding his head: K.
Plunderbite: Did we miss anything?
Cyrus, MaBarnacle, Mysterious Hooded Woman, and Oldman: MARTY! YOU'RE BACK!
Danny: I did something cool again!
Lady Hiss: HISSSSSS!
Morbidia: My COMBINER was better than YOUR'S!
Plundy to MaB: An' I wanna marry you.
MaBarnacle: Lad, we already are.
Plunderbite: WuaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!
Jimmy pointing to Bimm and Familiar: And you're their children!
Bimm and Familiar: WHAT?!
Prohyas: Hey guys, we're back, and did you say that that ol' thot an' the pirate that doesn't do anything are their Ma an' Pop?! Also, hey squirt.
ANGRY Simone: FOR THAT INSULT, YOU SHALL BE SENTENCED TO THE REALM OF SIDE CHARACTERS! (Zaps Prohyas into Toon Wars: Shorts)
Vambre: ...Does this mean he's not that important..?
Jimmy: Everyone's got a place in the story, V. Even you two.
Nyando: Well I guess I'm homeless now that the orphanage and my pals are gone…
Bimm: I'll adopt you!
Cattus: Come my son!
Nyando hugging Cattus and Bimm: YAY!
Danny: Well, looks like everything turned out ok.
3 YEARS LATER…
Toon Wars: The Final Days
The entire laboratory in Retroville is set on fire as Jimmy Neutron sits alone in his office smiling and sipping a cup of coffee at his desk.
Jimmy: This is fine.
The End :)
