TOON WARS SHORTS

One Busy Day

By Frozarburst

At the Toon Force Headquarters, Jimmy Neutron observes Prohyas' training with a Magisword, showing Timmy Turner how to use one. He pulls out his Muscly Arm Magisword and prepares to pull a punch on him. But Timmy hops to the side and wacks the enlarged limb with his wand!

Prohyas holding his arm shrinking down: Ow! (Reaches in Pocket)

Narrator: BLING BLING MAGISWORD

With the shine of the gimmick, Timmy Turner gets temporarily blinded. Prohyas then pulls out an Air Horn Magisword and blows it at him with a sonic wave. Luckily, Danny Phantom hops to Timmy's aid and blows a stronger Ghostly wail at Prohyas! It blows him into the wall of the training area, almost making the room shake from the sheer force of the attack.

Prohyas getting dizzy: Ugh…

Danny: Not fast enough, Prohyas. Wanna try another round?

Prohyas: No. Every time I use a Magisword, you guys beat me.

Jimmy descending via a lift: Based on data analysis from the sparring session, by probability, it would be in your best interest if you didn't use a Magisword. Perhaps you should partake in a session without one. But then again, you're only a level 6 right now, so… Aw, what the heck? Ignore what I said.

Professor Cyrus enters the chamber with his hands in his jacket pockets.

Professor Cyrus: Now then, what do we have here today?

Prohyas: Oh, hey Professor. We were just training together.

Timmy: And he failed miserably.

Prohyas beaming at Timmy: HEY!

Jimmy: Records indicate he just needs a bit more training. That's all.

Professor Cyrus: Well, as a teacher, I can say with 100% experience that we can't just throw the kid into the fold like that anymore. Every time I did with anyone, he an' his sister would just pull out another one of them fancy Magiswords.

Prohyas: Well, it worked!

Professor Cyrus: I'm convinced it takes a lot of time to train young boys like ya'll.

Prohyas: Teach, we're in our 20's.

Danny: You have another idea in mind, sir?

Professor Cyrus: Don't I always?

Now at the Adventure Academy, the three classic Nicktoons and Prohyas Warrior are gathered by Professor Cyrus and MaBarnacle at the empty field.

MaBarnacle: All ya boys need to do is mow the lawn around the academy tower.

Timmy paling his hands: Ah, that's it? That'll be easy!

MaBarnacle: You misunderstand. I mean the entire field. From the academy to the rest of the acres.

Danny cringing: Oh…

Jimmy: Well, at least we have enough abilities and gadgets of our own to handle this.

Prohyas: That's right! I've got plenty of Magiswords to finish it in under 5 minutes

Professor Cyrus nodding his finger: Ah ah ah! You ain't gettin' away with your toys this time, Prohyas.

Prohyas: WHAT?!

Timmy: That's the only other thing he ever uses!

Professor Cyrus: Exactly! Which is why he goes down like a dern twig!

Danny: Well...do you at least have a riding mower?

Professor MaBarnacle: No.

Professor Cyrus: Son, do we look like we got any of that around here?

Jimmy: There's aliens, robots, and cellular phones out here! You've even been to outer space and mastered teleportation!

Professor MaBarnacle: I don't care if ye mastered the art of Teras Kasi! (Turns away) You boys are gonna get to it for as long as it takes ye. Unless... (Turns head to the side) Unless you're weak. (Winks)

Jimmy gritting his teeth: Masculinity...questioned...! (Balls fists) Can't...resist...temptation...!

Timmy: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

Danny, Prohyas, and Jimmy minutes later: TIMMY!

Now the young men are using standard red lawnmowers in a straight line across the incredibly long field.

Timmy mowing in a straight line: I couldn't help it, ok?! What was I supposed to say? I suck?

Danny mowing in a straight line: We didn't even ask to be a part of the session.

Prohyas sweating while mowing: Legs weakening... Sun beating... Arms giving…

Jimmy mowing: Prohyas, we've been out here for 5 minutes.

Danny: Have you ever done manual labor before?

Prohyas: Yeah, but not like this. I did when I was little till my sis an' I started collecting Magiswords.

Timmy: Have you ever fought without them?

Prohyas: Nnnnope!

Timmy whispering to himself: Dang. Even Gumball's stronger than that.

Prohyas: I heard that! And that's cause his Mom has good genes and superpowers. Mine doesn't have that!

Danny: It takes more than good genes to be super at something. (Shrugs) Well, unless you're me. Or Jimmy.

Jimmy: We'll see about that when we finish the last line in approximately...11.8 hours.

Timmy, Danny, and Prohyas: 11.8?!

Jimmy: I was estimating.

Prohyas: Danny, can't you use your ghost powers to make it any faster or anything?

Danny: Can't. Ms. MaBarnacle told me not to.

Timmy: Is she always like that?

Prohyas: Yeah, but she's at least merciful. If it were any worse, she'd tell us to go to the Dinosaur Kingdom and grab treasure from the dragon that sits at the volcano.

Timmy: Pretty sure that's easy for you.

Prohyas: How?

Danny: I mean, it's something you guys are used to doing out here, right?

Prohyas: No, Bimm and Familiar are. Vambre and I just kinda hang out.

Jimmy: What about Cattus?

Prohyas: It's routine for him. So much I think he became buds with the dragon you brought up. They had coffee together one time

Danny: Aw, no fair...! He gets to make friends instantly and it takes me nearly a decade to get with any of the ghosts back home! Save for a few like Frostbite and Wulf. Or Dorothy. Or that one guy who liked swiss cheese. Or…

Timmy: I, uh… I think we get the picture, buddy.

Everyone is now drenched in sweat. Prohyas is slumped over his lawnmower being cooked by the sun, Timmy has his tongue out while laying on his back, and Jimmy and Danny are sat against each other. Jimmy's hair has also lost its style and is now spread out.

Danny: Hey... Jimmy... How long has it been since we started?

Jimmy: 3 hours, 4 minutes, 58 seconds.

Timmy: How many lines?

Jimmy: 3 exactly.

Prohyas: How many left?

Jimmy: ...12.

Timmy: And those old guys expect us not to leave until we finish it all?

Jimmy: Yes.

Prohyas: ...We're all gonna die out here.

Jimmy: Let's just take a moment to breath before we get started again. It always helps to take a break.

Danny: Anyone got any water?

Timmy: Yeah, it's…back where we started…

Danny: ...Shoot.

Prohyas: Gee. I wonder what Sis is doing right now. I haven't seen her all day.

Elsewhere, Vambre Warrior Enid, Jenny, Yuki, and Phibby Croax are all sat in a pool conversing. Yes. Phibby is there too.

Yuki: And that is where I bought Nicole's wedding dress.

Phibby: Aaaw. Cool story! I'm just happy you guys brought me here too. It feels good to be with the girls.

Vambre: I know. I figured you had a feminine side in you that just needed to be seen.

Enid: It's that same look you give your boy too, V.

Vambre: Who? Prohyas? No, he's my brother. We just give each other the eyes at times just to tease.

Jenny: Uh, pretty sure it happens a lot with you guys.

Vambre: There's also Noville, but, he already has a girlfriend. A...completely generic looking one at that. No offense to her.

Phibby: I thought I saw Pro at the Academy.

Vambre: It's him. He, James, Timmy, and Danny were summoned by our Professors to train there.

Enid: Think they're ok?

Vambre: Pfft...! NOPE! My brother hasn't pulled his weight in years!

Yuki: And what about you?

Vambre: I'm 2 points above him in scale. Around level 8.

Enid: Pfft...! I'm sorry, but that's nothing. I'm level 10 in the Toon Force.

Jenny: 17.

Phibby: 17 and a half.

Yuki: 22.

Vambre: 22?!

Enid: Is that the strongest level?

Yuki: 2nd to strongest.

Enid: And I thought 18 was…

Back at the Academy, 5 hours later… By now, all four of the boys are on the ground face first in the dirt. They've bagged the grass along the way so they wouldn't have to do it again. But now they're exhausted. They've created 6 lines by now and only 6 more remain. Since they've made it halfway, Cyrus comes over to greet them once again.

Cyrus: Howdy again, boys! I see ya'll made it halfway.

The boys:

Cyrus: Ya'll look like you could use a refreshment. Don't want a dead man on the job.

Frank Paul: BOK BOK!

Cyrus: Well ya'll worked for 8 hours now, so...ah what the heck? Let's get ya somethin' to drink.

The boys: YAAAY!

Cyrus: Then ya'll can get back to work.

The boys: NOOOOOO!

In the academy later come nightfall, the Nicktoon trio and Prohyas rest against the cafeteria tables. Goddard accompanies Jimmy with a small fan and giggles.

Goddard holding a fan: Arf…

Jimmy: Thanks boy. But we gotta get back out there soon.

Goddard: Pfft…!

Jimmy: Oh, you're in on this too, huh? Man's best friend…

Goddard turning away laughing: Pfft…! Hehehe…!

Seeing Prohyas with his head sat against the table alone, Professor MaBarnacle sits in front of him without appearing aggressive as always.

MaBarnacle: Ya know, I knew you and your sister were not the strongest of the bunch since day one. But ya know what? Ye still put in the effort to try. And you DID it like a warrior. Ya didn't try to ease yourself out of a situation such as this.

Prohyas lifting his head: What're ya trying to say, teach?

MaBarnacle: You've grown. Look at those young men you're workin' with. They have already matured. They just needed a reminder that they can keep growing. Improving. Just like you.

Prohyas: Aaaaw. Professor... You didn't have to say all that.

MaBarnacle: Oh I did. Because had I not, ya would have left the building by now.

Prohyas shaking his head: No way. You said to finish up the lawn.

MaBarnacle: I did. But I never said I was watching you, did I now?

Prohyas: ...You mean...we could've left all those hours ago and you wouldn't have known about it?

MaBarnacle: Not one second.

Prohyas: ...(Falls out of seat)

The other men equally collapse to the floor, Goddard landing on his back laughing even harder with audio of a human instead of a dog. Hours late into the night, after finally completing their task, they return to their homes. Prohyas, in particular, chooses to stay at the tower where Vambre finally returns to greet him. But he doesn't say a word to her. He's too tired to. Instead, Vambre gives him a kiss on the cheek and a cover, sitting next to him against the school wall.

The End