Toon Wars Shorts
INSTAVISION
By Frozarburst
"How many times has this happened to you?"
Maul: Justice is merely the concept of the current power base. A base which, according to my calculations, is- (Freeze)
TV: …
Son Gohan sits in his bedroom watching Clone Wars Season 7 on his TV. But in a few short moments, it cuts itself off on the most dramatic scene of the series.
Gohan flopping on his back: OH MAN!
"Or this"
Brad, on his laptop, fails to get a stable connection to see an episode despite being at home with good internet.
Brad: I'm trying to watch the finale of Steven Universe live, but I can't cause the servers are slow. Should've got a VPN to see it early in the UK or ask Jenny for help.
"WELL THERE'S A SOLUTION!"
Brad: What? NordVPN?
"No."
Gohan: ExpressVPN?
"No!"
Maul: Raid Shadow Legends?
"HELL NO! It's the new INSTA-VISION! Just plug our wireless earbuds into your ear holes, and let the power of streaming flow through you!"
Samurai Jack and Gumball Watterson put on two black earbuds shaped like triangles, then immediately pause and scream.
Jack and Gumball: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gumball: I CAN TASTE THE COLORS!
"The secret is in our patented brain monitor which downloads information from your local streaming or cable network directly into your mind! Delivering high quality speeds and resolutions without having to use your computer or tele!"
Hopp: Wanna watch Dr. Strange?
Sorrel: Yep. (Puts in earbuds)
Hopp listening through the earbuds: O_O
Sorrel: I...see...EVERYTHING!
"You can even use it for gaming!"
Dib: Hey, Gaz, have you seen my...my…
Gaz sits in a dark bedroom with one cold light above her. Eyes wide open without blinking as though in a trance. She turns her head completely around to face the back of her spine, glaring straight at her brother.
Gaz: I beat my high score. You...have to try this, Dib. (Reaches forward) You have to…
The door shuts behind Dib, keeping him from exiting as he tries to unlock and pull it open! Gaz stands up, walks toward him when he begins to panic!
Dib tugging on the door: Oh God! Oh no! Please don't! I don't like where this is- (Falls back) AAAAAAA-
THE NEW INSTA-VISION!
Batteries not included. Side effects may include: Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea, Gonorrhea, Diabetes, Death, Disney-fication, Stupidity, Raid Shadow Legends, the most immersive mobile RPG, Listen to me, this isn't an ad. This is a cry for help. I'm being forced against my will to promote this pretentious commercial. Please send help. Call the Police, FBI, CIA, Rescue Bots, I really don't care. Just as long as this scam is put to justice. Ok, bye.
