You guys should probably re-read chapter 2. I made a few modifications to Ruby's back story so that I could work Yang's in a little easier. Now Ruby is 100% adopted.
Also, redesigned Scythle's knife. It now can double as a pistol and it looks like Crescent Rose if it were meant to be such.
Now then, I would like to take the time to let you all know what the status on my other stories are. I know a lot of you are waiting for the next HoodWitch update, but I want to give my other stories more love. So I'm going to be focusing more of RWBYS and The First Kampfer, and I'm currently in the process of rewriting the first nine chapters of the later. Apologies to anyone who wants HoodWitch, but I'm putting it on Hiatus so I can focus on my other works. I love them all equally, it's time I start showing it.
CRDL was enjoying themselves greatly, there was just something about the look on Velvet's face and the way she raced from one member to another to reclaim her weapon that just excited them. That's the only reason people bullied others, really, to see how they would react to it. It was just so much fun. Dove chucked the weapon create overhead to Cardin, who than passed it to Rushle in a similar manner, who then threw it to Sky, who then threw it to Scythle, who threw it to Scythle, who threw it to Scythle, who bashed Cardin in the face with it.
"And Who Says School Isn't Fun?!" Scythle stated as she watched Cardin recover from his now bloody nose. "Wow, I Know I'm Sexy, But This Is Just Flattering!"
Cardin rubbed the blood of of his upper lip and looked back at the purple girl who assaulted him. Almost mistaking her for Ruby till he saw the make shift leg she had and the color scheme. "You." He growled.
"... Me!" Scythle said as she looked up at him from the script.
"I always felt that Ozpin was insane. Throwing students into the Emerald Forest to test them, doing nothing to enforce school rules, sitting back and watching all the mayhem the students cause. But letting a criminal like you in, that takes the cut." He said in his most threatening voice.
"Criminal? The Proper Term Is Homicidal Maniac, Cereal Killer, Or Get-Out-of-My-Store." The purple girl said before she threw the box back at the rabbit Faunus, knocking the girl over and giving the rest of team CRDL a laugh. "And Ozpin Must Have Made A Mistake Worse Than Me, Oh, Like That Time He Spied On Goodwitch When She Was Changing! I Totally Understand That Though."
Cardin reached down to his hip to grip the handle of his weapon, grasping only air. He looked down to see that his mace had vanished suddenly. "Looking For This?" Scythle said as she held up his mace. "You Don't See A Good Weapon Like This, Most People Find Them Crude, Blunt And Too Heavy To Wield."
Cardin then snatched his weapon from her as began swinging it around himself to show her that he was more then capable of using it. To say the least, she was impressed, he wielded it with such expertise and speed to make it look like he was a master with it. And seeing as to how he was the only one there with such a weapon, he might as well have been.
"Not Bad." Scythle said before she switched her leg into scythe form. "I Like Mine Better. Wanna See Why?"
"Scythle, don't!" Ruby said as she approached her sister. "As humorous as watching his face meet the floor sounds, we're not allowed to fight outside of the combat arena. Goodwitch is pretty strict about this stuff."
"Oh Dear, What's She Gonna Do, Give Me Detention?" Scythle asked sarcastically. "Actually, That Doesn't Sound So Bad." Her face grew smug and suggestive.
"She'll give you the electric chair." Ruby whispered to her. "You only have the one chance, remember?"
"What, No Fighting? That's A Fate Almost Worse Than Death!" Scythle said as she gripped Ruby's shoulders. "And I Was Looking So Forwards To Slicing That Smug Look Off His Face."
"You do realize I can hear you, right?" Cardin said sharply.
"Yeah, You Tend To Hear People When They're Talking." Scythle responded.
"You are really pushing my buttons here, criminal." The giant growled at the purple girl.
"Is That Such A Bad Thing?" Scythle asked as she began using her semblance to warp around the ginger and poke him in various places. Cardin gritted his teeth as he felt his vains begin to push against his skin as his rage rouse.
He then grabbed Scythle's wrist and lifted her in front of him. "You. Me. Combat arena. Hour before lunch.
"Verbs. Lack Of." Scythle joked before Cardin slammed her into a table.
"Get ready for a trip to the informery." Cardin said as he walked out of the cafetiere.
"You Know, It's Considered A Bad Sign When You Think Out Loud." Scythle commented. "That's Right, Folks, I Got Two Cents For Everything."
"Violet, you do realize what you just did, right?" Ruby questioned.
"Yeah, I Got The Perfect Chance To Pwn Someone Without Getting Killed By McSexyTits." Scythle stated. "Don't Worry, Sis, I Know How This Goes: We Meat In The Combat Arena To Discover That He Absolutely Sucks As A Fighter, I Turn Him Into Mush, And We Enjoy A Good Hardy Plate Of Victory Cookies!"
"Look, I know he might not seem like much, but once he steps into the combat ring he's just something else." Ruby said as she remembered the time she and him faced off, and the bruises she got.
"Like That Would Scare Me, Have You Seen My Heists?" Scythle asked. "Just Wait, I'll Hit Him So Hard, He;ll Become A She." The shear thought of a dick punch made the purple girl tingle.
Ruby would have pushed further, attempted to convince her sister that the course she was taking wasn't weiss... wise(Yang must be rubbing off on her), but around that time, a certain rabbit Faunus sheep-idly(No puns intended) tapped Scythle on the shoulder.
"Um... I'd... I'd like to thank you for getting my weapon away from team CRDL." Velvet said in a near whisper. Scythle gave the rabbit girl one of her trade mark grins before swinging her arm around the girl's shoulder, causing the brunette to yelp out in surprise.
"All In A Days Work, My Friend." Scythle began bragging, as if she had never committed a single crime in her live. "I Have No Tolerance For People Like That, I Was Just Doing My Part To Help A Young Girl In Need In The Hopes Of A Better Tomorrow." Scythle pressed her cheek against the rabbit girls with a bedroom grin and whispered. "But If You'd Like To Repay Me, Drop By Team RWBY's Room Tonight."
"Team RW-..." Velvet began before she started looking between Ruby and Scythle. "Are you, a new member or something?"
"Wear Sexy Underwear. Something That Shows Off Your Ass." Scythle commented before taking her leave, lighting the rabbit bright red. "So, What Does This Place Serve?"
"Violet, don't think you're just going to walk away from the conversation." Ruby stated as Scythle was looking over the array of foods.
"I Told You, I'll Be Fine." Scythle said before taking an entire plate of cookies and a carton of milk before turning to look for a table. "I'm The Main Character, Of Course He Won't Do Diddly Squat To Me."
"But Vi-"
"Hey Look, Handsome Guys." Scythle said before running off into the crowd. Ruby's eyes traced her sister's step carefully before she saw who she was talking to.
Jaune and Ren.
"Oh Oum no." Ruby said before following.
"Now, You See, The Only Question I Have To Ask Is Which One Of You Do I Want To Get Into Bed With." Scythle 'flirted' with Jaune and Ren simultaneously, giving the two much confusion to Ruby's odd look and behavior. "Oh What The Heck? I'll Take Both!"
Ren and Jaune shared a glance at the fifteen year old's odd requested as they attempted to process what was happening before them. "Uh, Ruby." Jaune began with hesitation. "Are you feeling alright?"
"Yep. Neverbetter. Ineedtotalkwithmysister. Bye!" Ruby said before dragging Scythle away from the two.
"Did Ruby learn self-duplication or something?" Jaune asked.
"I just want to know how she figured out how to put a capital letter in front of every word." Ren replied.
"Sis, You're Ruining My Mojo. Don't Be The Powerpuff Girls On Me. I Was Totally About To Get Some Action!" Scythle said.
"Trust me, Violet, you don't want to get 'some action' with those two outside the battle field." Ruby stated.
"And Why Not?" Scythle said before turning back to the two mean, only to meat two pairs of eyes. One green and one torque.
"Aqua?" Scythle questioned as she saw the glare they were giving her. "Hi."
"Would you mind to explain why you were requesting to 'get some action' with our friends here?" Pyrhaa questioned, gesturing to Jaune and Ren.
"Oh, Come On. Those Two Are HOT! Why Wouldn't I Want Them?" Scythle asked.
"Ren Barely Knows You. Right Ren?!" Nora asked.
"Hey, Capitals On Every Word Is My Skit!" Violet stated.
"I thought she was Ruby for a minute." Ren said.
"See! You have NO right to ask Ren for his pancakes!" Nora said.
"I Wasn't Asking For Pancakes, I Was Asking For-"
"Let's keep this at a T rating." Ruby said as she covered her sister's mouth.
"Besides, Jaune most certainly would not be interested in some... Some..." Pyrhaa stuttered to find the right word. "Some Hormone High girl like you."
"Yeesh, You Try To Get Some Fun Around Here. It's Not Like-OH." Violet's eyes lit up. "You Two Have A Thing For Those Two."
"W-WHAT?(!)" The two asked.
"I Guess I Should Have Expected As Much, I Mean, Who Wouldn't Want those Two." Scythle began before zipping behind them. "You Got Tall, Dark And Mysterious Here. And Fun-Loving Joy Boy Here. They're The Complete Package!"
"I-I have no idea of what you are referring to." Pyrhaa said as she turned her head away to hide her blush.
"Me neither!" Nora said, doing the same.
"Oh, Come On, Admit: You Two Want Their D's, See?" Scythle said, whizzing behind them and rapping her arms around their shouldered. "Now Then, You My Dear-" She turned to Pyrhaa. "Are A Very Attractive Lady. It's Like You're A Magnet Or Something. And You-" Turns to Nora. "Have A Above Average Ass. So How's About I Leave The Door Open A Crack For You Two Ta-"
*Bam!*
"Someone Call In My Stunt Double." Scythle said as she stumbled backwards into Ruby's arms after a simultaneously punch from Pyrhaa and Nora.
"Ruby, why is there a purple you?" Pyrhaa asked her red companion.
"Well, you see-
*One breve and crude summery of the past four chapters later.*
"-And that's what happened." Ruby finished as she had begun to eat her breakfast.
"Ummm." Ren hummed.
"I think I'm more confused than before you explained all that." Jaune said.
"Always Fear, Diefull Is Here!" Scythle said as she leapt up before the blue named team. "Let Me Handle This Sis. TRAN-SIT-ION!~"
What Started Out As A Normal Battle Between Team RWBY And A Homosexual Evil Scientist Takes A Turn As Ruby Falls Into His Faulty Duplication Chamber. Her DNA Was Crudely Photocopied, As Though It Itself Were A Photocopy. Resulting In The Birth Of The Most Bad-And-Sexy-Ass Ruby Rose To Ever Exist In All Of Time And Space.
... Without A Left Leg. I Know. But My Dear Base Ruby Was More Than Kind Enough To Create A Weaponized Peg leg For Me. She Trained Me For Many Months, Maybe Even Years, And Now I Have Finally Completed My Training And Am Ready To Train Here At Beacon!
"And That's What Happened." Scythle finished.
"That's. So. AWESOME!" Nora burst like the balloon full of energy and happiness she was, only left bloated. "You two are like sisters, only not because sisters are born from a mommy after the stork brings her her baby, and you were made in a lab! OH, do you think we could do the same for me?! I've always wanted a little sister, especially one with one leg! Would mine be purple of would it be some shade of pink?! WAIT, maybe some bluish purple!"
"You had to get her started." Pyrhaa said as she tried to tune Nora out, keyword, tried.
"What? I Was Just Telling Her My Origin Story." Violet stated.
"No you weren't, you were just making stuff up, again." Ruby stated.
"What's The Difference?" Scythle asked rhetorically. "This Is All Fictional, Remember?"
Team JNPR stared at the f u th wall breaker clad in purple as they tried to process what she just said. Well, 3/4ths.
"FINALLY, SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!" Nora yelled, which sounded very similar to her normal tone of voice.
"Dear Oum, they're multiplying!" Ruby gowned at the thought of TWO people breaking the fourth wall, noting to never leave Nora and Violet in the same room.
"You See, Sis: I'm Not Crazy." Scythle said smugly.(Alliterate, yay!)
"Trust me, you're crazy, more so now that Nora's on your side." Ruby retorted radishly.(You try to alliterate that sentence with the letter R.) The conversation would probably have continued if not for the sudden buzzing that signaled an announcement through the intercom system.
"Team RWBYS, please report to Ozpin's office imminently."
"Huh, Oz Has Such Timing." Scythle stated as she got up to leave, finishing, or rather inhaling her entire plate of cookies and downing her milk. "See You Guys Around.
"It's not even your first day, Scythle, what did you do?" Weiss asked though one of her sharp glares as the rest of the team met up with the duo.
"What, They Probably Just Want My Autograph Or Something." Scythle joked as she took the lead. "Ozpin Doesn't Think Like Everyone Else, Remember?"
"Well this should be entertaining." Yang commented before the rest of the team began to follow Scythle.
"You Say That As Though I'm Not Already." Scythle stated.
"I'm not sure entertaining would be the right word." Ruby muttered as she walked closer to her sister. "Look, Violet, I know you could potentially be suffering some odd mental condition that makes you think we're in a comic book or something-"
"Fanfiction, Actually." Scythle stated.
"-But could you at least try to act sane in front of the headmaster. You have one chance at this, remember." Ruby said.
"Sane, Where's The Fun In That?" Scythle asked. "Sane's Too Predictable And Boring, I Like To Keep People Guessing."
"Just don't act like you're you." Ruby reiterated. "Act normal."
"Whatever You Say, Sis." Violet said, though Ruby felt as though she wasn't listening. "I Just Have One Question Though."
"Go ahead." Ruby stated.
"Where's Ozpin's Office?"
Team RWBY stopped upon hearing this and realized exactly who they were following.
"Why didn't you ask that earlier?" Weiss asked.
"And What, Make Sense?" Scythle questioned back. Weiss just groaned at this, not wishing to exert any more energy than she normally does on her team.
"You five sure took your time." Ozpin noted as team RWBYS walked into his office.
"Am I Not Allowed To Admire The Scenery?" Scythle stated.
"So, what did this psycho do?" Weiss asked.
"Nothing, yet. I just wanted to discus a few terms with Ms. Scythle." Ozpin stated.
"Satire, The Use Of Humor, Irony, Exaggera-"
"Not that way." Ozpin sighed. "You are clearly suffering some form of psychopathy, and while we aren't exactly sure what we need to make sure we can control you. Keep you from doing anything you used to would be a good start."
"But That's My Whole Character." Scythle commented.
"And we're here to fix that." Glynda stated smugly. "And we're prepared to utilize the finest tools Vale has to offer to do that."
"While this program is meant for your rehabilitation, for the remainder of your stay at Beacon you shall be treated and recognized as a student. This means that you are expected to pay attention in class, follow all school rules, and follow all orders given to you from now on." Ozpin explained.
"Question, When You Say 'From Now On,' Does that Mean After That Order? So I Can Ignore That Order Should I So Please." Scythle quipped.
"No." Ozpin and Glynda retorted simultaneously.
"Worth A Shot." Scythle said gesturing her hands in front of her shoulders. There was then a soft clicking noise and Scythle looked down at her left wrist to see a thin metal band with a keyhole.
"Do to your chaotic nature, however, we cannot allow you to leave Beacon unsupervised. This bracelet here shall function as a tracking device which shall alert us to any attempted escape." Ozpin stated. "It also measures your pulse rate to ensure that you do not take it off at any given time." Ozpin wasn't too sure if Scythle was listening or not given that she was just sort of tugging at the bracelet in an attempt to get it off.
"It also allows you to control osterage-pony hybrids and turn your enemies into marmalade and you're not listening to us, are you?" Glynda attempted to draw attention from the violet girl.
"Huh? Oh, Right, You Guys. Hey, What's This Bracelet Thing For?" Violet asked.
"Moving on," Ozpin stated, assuming Team RWBY could explain the concept to her. "The bracelet's radio frequency can be canceled out by the one admitted by these." Gesturing to Glynda as she pulled out a pair of handcuffs with a thick, four-feet long black cable between them and an orange butting with a lightning bolt on one end of the cuffs.
"Okay, Goodwitch, What Is With You And Handcuffing Me? The Least You Could Do Is Buy Me A Drink First." Scythle said as Glynda clipped one of the cuffs onto Scythle's right wrist.
"These are the 228-Watt Voltage Radio Lock Taser Handcuffs. Newest model provided by the Vale Police Force." Ozpin explained as Glynda clipped the over end to her own wrist. "As you can see, they do not operate on an ordinary locking mechanism. Rather a specialized radio frequency is needed to unlock them. This frequency only covers Beacon Academy grounds, so you'll be unable to remove them anywhere else."
"Twenty Len Says I Find A Way." Scythle wagered.
"Even if you do get out of them, however, the tracking bracelet will alert us. The Radio Lock Handcuffs also require two sets of pulses to deactivate the tracking bracelet, so don't get any ideas." Ozpin continued.
"And for my personal favorite part of this system." Glynda began with a smirk. "Should you do anything outside of Beacon that can be considered misbehaving." Glynda reaches over her wrist and presses the orange button.
The cable then lit up orange as energy ran though the cable to the other end, Scythle's spine instantly straightened and she grit her teeth as she felt an incredible amount of electricity rush through her. Glynda released the button and Scythle instantly lurched forward, her hair standing on end and glared at Glynda.
"You Know, A Demonstration Was NOT Required!" Scythle huffed as she slipped the cuff off.
"I know, I just wanted to tase you since the moment we met." Glynda chuckled, finally a way to have fun with her job.
"Isn't this a little extreme Ozpin?" Ruby questioned.
"Think of it as conditioning her, Ruby." Ozpin stated. "We need to insure she behaves herself while she's staying with us. This way she knows not to. And I assure you the voltage level is completely save."
"Besides, it was kinda entertaining." Weiss remarked.
"Oh, screw you too, Weiss!" Scythle half yelled. "So What Other Hellish Punishments Will I Be Sentenced To? Community Service? Dust Mining?"
'I wish.' Weiss though, what Scythle could achieve with her speed.
"Therapy." Ozpin stated.
"Therapy?" Scythle echoed. "You Lock A Tracking Bracelet To My Wrist And A Glorified Taser To The Other And Then Sentence Me To Therapy?"
"The horror." Blake remarked sarcastically.
"Your years alone on the streets have left you with several issues to tackle: You're homicidal, destructive, have a compulsion to break any rule placed in front of you, and you seem to belief you are some sort of anime character."
"Fanfiction Original!" Scythle corrected. "Or At Least As Original As A Recolor Of Ruby Could Get."
"You will also commit yourself to the benefit of Vytle, protecting it from the Grimm and any other threats that lurk within the borders." Ozpin stated.
"Well... I Technically Already Did That." Scythle stated. "See, I Kinda Apprehended Torchwick And Mrs. SmokingHot Last Night, And They Were Leading The White Fang To Do Who Knows What, So 'Yay, I Saved Vale.'"
"How did you know about the White Fang?" Yang questioned.
"It's Not That Hard To Find Your Web Series Online. Or The TV Tropes Page. Or The Abridged Series, A Personal Favorite Of Mine." Scythle said.
"When did you-"
"Don't asked, something tells me it will make even less sense than the last statement." Ruby stated, web series? 'TV Tropes?'
"If you show enough progress in your quest for rehabilitation, we will remove your tracking bracelet and allow you to go into Vale without an escort while still monitoring your through the surveillance system." Ozpin stated.
"And Then I Make My Final Steps To Returning To A 'Normal' Life And You Guys Get All The Good Publicity, Right?" Scythle asked. "Don't Bother Answering, I Read Your Lines, I Know What You're Gonna Say. Can This Meeting End Now? I Promised This Really Cute Rabbit That I'd Punch A Guy In The Face For Her, And I Never Miss An Opportunity To Get Laid."
"But... You're only fifteen." Glynda stated as she processed the last statement.
"I'm An OC, Sexy. I'm Whatever The Hell The Plot Calls For." Scythle retorted. "Now Can You Guys Hurry This Up, The Scroll Bar's Getting To Small For My Liking."
"I take it you except our terms?" Ozpin asked.
"1. You Can Only Really Call Them Terms When The Other Person Has A Choice On The Matter." Scythle stated. "And 2. I Have No Choice, You Know The Only Answer I Can Give Is Yes, So Why Bother Asking?"
"Good to see you understand." Ozpin stated, whether it was meant to be a joke or not was a mystery, like if he were saying all this sober or drunk. "You are dismissed."
"Finally, This Chapter Couldn't Have Been Longer!" Scythle stated as she got up to leave. "Come On Guys, I Need To Punch A Guy In The Face To Show My Superiority And You Guys Need To Route Me On."
"But Scythle, that's still hours away." Ruby informed her sister.
"There Called Transitions, Ruby. Transitions Will Solve Everything." Scythle stated.
God Fucking Dammit. How long till I get to the fight scene?
Anyway, whoo-hoo, I finally finished this chapter, after like half a year. I'm sorry to have kept you all waiting. Motivation is a real nuisance when it refuses to come.
So anyway, stay tuned for the next chapter in which Cardin gets punched in the face(That's something the fandom goes crazy for, right?).
