I was going to start this chapter off by going on about how much of an improvement the writing was for Volume 3, and even praise them for making some plot twists that nobody saw coming, even if they needed to pull them out of their asses. But them I saw Heroes and Monsters, and holy fucking shit. What the hell, Roosterteeth?!

I'd go into detail of why these last episodes pissed me off, but that would take way to long here, and it only gets longer the more I think about it. To put this into perspective, it was over ten paragraphs long, and the more I thought about it, the longer it got. So what I did was I wrote my rant over on my Deviantart Journal, just look for Rant on RWBY written by Christopherweebling. Though I recommend you read it after this chapter, that will save time. To summarize my points, I hate Velvet's weapon for a multitude of reasons, I hate Yang losing her arm for drama, I hate the Silver Eyed Warrior, I hate the wasted plot-lines.

I'm starting to remember why I started this story off by calling out the writers of RWBY. Look guys, once we get into the canon story arcs, this is going to become a fix fic. The stupid shit won't happen, or it will at least have a set up that has it actually look good. With that said, onto the story.


Scythle woke up early the next day, quickly throwing on her clothes and was out the door intent with completing the task she had set up the previous morning. Scythle had spent a majority of the previous day researching all of the common traits for a character implanted into the plot of a story like herself. While a lot of the traits varied from fanfiction to fanfiction, she was able to make a complete list of all of the things she would need to accomplish in order to ferment her position as one of, if not the greatest insert to ever life.

Easily landing a date was the first on that list.

Scythle felt tingly about this task, and why shouldn't she? She's sexy, she has a wonderful personality, she's amazing in the bed, and she's the main character. Accomplishing this task would be a piece of cake. All she needed was the right form of prey. After all, not just anyone could know the glory of dating Scythle Dieful.

With this goal being the only thing on her mind, Scythle spent the first half hour of her morning searching throughout the hallways of Beacon searching for someone who could match her 'exquisite' tastes. That is too say anyone of any gender who she found attractive.

It would probably help if she had waited a few hours longer to allow more people to wake up. What she was finding instead were a handful of people who didn't meat all her requirements.

Eventually, Scythle came across a member of the female population of the Beacon students at a drinking fountain. Scythle began taking notes of all the potential targets assests: Rich brown hair, creamy skin, a keen sense of fashion from what Scythle could deduce, and one hell of a nice ass.

Scythle smirked as she decided upon her target, moving in to capture her prey.

"Why Hello Their, Lovely," Scythle began, leaning on the wall next to the young woman. "If I Had A Nickle For Every time I Saw A Woman As Beautiful As You, I'd Have Five Cents."

The brunette looked up at Scythle, pulling down her sunglasses, revealing brown eyes with confusion dancing in them for a moment before moving them back into place. "You must be that new girl. I know people said you looked a lot like Ruby, but I didn't know you guys looked this similar."

"Oh, Come On, We Don't Look That Much Alike." Scythe said. "I'm Much More Attractive Than She Is, But I'd Look Much Better With You."

"Now all someone needs to say is 'hey good looking, what's cooking' and I get a bingo." The brunette snarked as she turned away from Scythle about to walk of.

Scythle appeared in front of her, a cocky grin plastered across her face, "Tell Ya What, You Make My Day And I'll Make Yours. How Would You Like The Privilege Of Being The Main Character's Girlfriend?"

The girl silently mouthed the last few words Scythle just said before shaking the thought away. "Okay, first off, I don't even know your name-"

"Scythle Dieful."

"Second off, I'm not into homicidal maniacs." The brunette stated, side stepping Scythle.

"But What If They Were Really Really Hot?" Scythle asked, grabbing the girl's shoulder.

When Scythle opened her eyes after her most recent blink, she found herself staring at the ceiling, laying flat on the floor with the brunette standing over her. "We'll see once I meet one." And on that note, she walked off.

Scythle stared blankly at the ceiling for a moment processing what had just happened. "Phhh, Her Lost." She said before jumping to her feet to resume her search.

Her search eventually lead her to the cafeteria, much less crowded as the day before, simultaneously a good and bad thing, good in that she could more quickly scan her options, bad in that she barely had any. During her second glance around the room, she saw the familiar brown ears of yesterdays rabbit girl.

Well, Scythle was her knight in shining armor, why wouldn't she want to date her?

"I Don't Remember You Dropping By My New Dorm Last Night." Scythle said to the rabbit as soon as she appeared next to her. "Though It's Okay, Someone As Cute As You Probably Has Too Many Admirers To Keep Track."

"Y-you were serious about that?" Velvet asked.

"If It Involves Someone Sexy, I'm Always Serious." Scythle stated, her attempt at a seductive smirk on her face.

"I didn't know you knew my name."

"Why, Of Course I Do." Scythle began. "You're-" Scythle quickly pulled out her scroll and loaded up chapter 5. "Velvet." She finished, the girl in question just giving her an annoyed look that Scythle wasn't even aware she was capable of. "So How's About We Reschedule? Tonight before Curfew?"

"I am nowhere near ready for those kind of activities." Velvet said, turning her attention back to her breakfast.

"Oh, Come On, You Do Kinda Owe Me One For Helping You With Cardin." Scythle stated.

"Retrieving my weapon from them for me does not earn a one night stand." Velvet replied, not even moving her eyes to look at the girl.

"Oh, Come On, Vel. Hook Up With Me, And You Can Get Upgraded To Secondary Protagonist At Least." Scythle attempted to sway the Faunus to her side, this one not even earning a response. "Come On Now, You Know You Want To, I'll Let You Be To-"

"Is this girl annoying you, Velvet?"

Scythle looked over Velvet's head to see the girl from before looking over the two, a scowl almost hidden under her eyes.

"Quite so, Coco." Velvet stated, moving her food away from the purple girl.

"Heh, Rhy-" Scythle didn't even have a chance to finish her sentence as Coco grabbed her by the hood and threw her to the other side of the cafeteria.

'Well, Okay, Two Options Down,' Scythle though as she pulled herself out of the crater in the wall, '56 More Remaining.'


'Second day watching over Scythle, and I've already lost her.' Ruby though to herself as she zipped down the halls of Beacon, asking anyone and everyone if they've seen a girl who looks like a purple version of her running around.

Surprisingly, a lot of people didn't look at Ruby like she was absolutely crazy and actually pointed her in a few directions. This had lead her all over Beacon, leading Ruby to believe everyone was pulling her leg.

These doubts quickly faded when she rounded another corner and found Scythle at the end of the hallway, talking with two senior girls. Though Ruby quickly noted that Scythle wasn't talking with them as much as she was flirting, judging by the way she threw her arms around their shoulders and pressing their cheeks together. This got Ruby to cock an eyebrow as Scythle continued her attempt to woo them.

Ruby then noticed one of the girls pull out her taser staff and charge it to full. "Vi-" Ruby began before the girl prodded at Scythle with it, causing Scythle to light up like a Christmas tree and expose her skeletal system.

From that distance, Ruby could barely make out Scythle saying "GAHEEHAHEEVAGAG!"

The girl removed her staff from Scythle and began chuckling with her friend as the two walked off. It was at this moment that Ruby rushed over to her sister and help her up.

"Are you okay?" The redhead asked her double.

"Oh, I'm Fine, That Wasn't Even The Worst Way I've Been Rejected Today." Scythle said, stumbling in her spot, turning away from Ruby with a grin that suggested what little sense she had had left her.

"'Rejected?'" Ruby asked.

"Yeah, I've Been Trying To Land A Date." Scythle stated, turning back towards Ruby. "Solidify My Place As The Main Character And All."

"Violet, where do I begin?" Ruby stated before having a brief pause for thought. "First of all, why do you need a date?"

"It's One Of The Top Qualities Of A Character Like Me." Scythle stated. "It's Gonna Happen Eventually, Ruby. So I Figured The Sooner The Better."

"Violet, do you even know one of those girls' names?" Ruby questioned.

"I Don't Know, The Author Didn't Even Bother Describing Them." The purple girl answered. "One Of Them Could Be Part Squid For All I Know... Actually, That Would Make The Sex Scenes A Little More-"

"I-I don't need to hear about that!" Ruby stated, waving her hands in front of her. "Look, Violet, I don't thing your gonna be getting anywhere anytime soon. You've only just recently been brought into Beacon, I don't think people are gonna get over your reputation that easily."

"Oh, Come On, You Looked Past It. That's What Got Me Here In The First Place." Scythle stated.

"Yeah, but I'm way more forgiving then a lot of people here." Ruby said. "Besides, you don't just jump into a relationship with the first person you see, it takes time to develop. You start out as just friends, then yo-"

"Friends, Of Course!" Scythle yelled out before rushing off in a random direction. Ruby started on in a moment of confusion before Scythle rushed back in front of her. "Which Way's Are Dorm Room?" Ruby then pointed in the general direction of what Scythle was looking for and in the blink of an eye, the purple Rose was gone again.

"... I'm so glad we had this talk?" Ruby said in confusion to no one in particular.


"Wake Up You Three!" Scythle shouted out at the three sleeping girls as she banged pots and pans together.

"Uh, Scythle, It's Sunday, and we have no assignments. This is the only kind of day where I can actually sleep in!" Weiss said, rapping her pillow around her head to try and block out the noise. Needless to say, it wasn't working.

"My Situation Is Far More Important Than That, Wise." Scythle stated.

"What is it?" Blake asked, hoping to stop the agonizing sounds.

"I Need A Girlfriend." A pillow then bounced off Scythle face as Blake attempted to go back to sleep. "Oh, Come On Guys, At Least One Of You Is Gonna Wind Up With Me, Why Not Get All The Will They/Won't They Out Of The Way?"

"Scythle, even if I was at least bisexual, there is no way in hell I'd lower my standards enough to so much as consider dating you." Weiss stated.

"And we've only known you a day at most." Blake added.

"Yeah, So?" Scythle asked. "I'm The Main Character, I Can Get Any Girl/Guy I Want."

"Well then, I promise I'll let you know when I feel romantic attractions to you." Weiss stated sarcastically as she finally decided that attempting to get any sleep here would be pointless, grabbed her clothes, and went into the bathroom to change.

"So, What About You Too?" Scythle asked.

"Homicidal maniacs aren't really my type." Blake stated as she got her clothes ready.

"Well Then, All Eyes Are On You, Yang." Scythle stated. All Scythle got in response was a rather loud snore, in response to which, she hopped up to Yang's head, pulled out a megaphone, and yelled into it "Yang!"

"Hu-Wh-Who's there!?" Yang asked as she sat up on her stomach and looked around startled. Her eyes then fell onto the purple re-skin of her sister. "Oh, it's you, what do you want?"

"Want To Be My Girlfriend?"

"No." Yang replied simply as she pushed Scythle off the makeshift bunk-bed.

"But Yang, You'd Be The Main Character's Girlfriend." Scythle stated.

"One, going by what you said in your fight with Torchwich, I'm already a 'main character.'" Yang began counting of her fingers. "Two, all I know about you is that you're Ruby's sister and your completely crazy. And Three, you look way to much like Ruby for my tastes."

Scythle glared at the blond as she attempted to go back to sleep before getting up with a huff. "Fine Then, I'll Just Evaluate The Alternatives." Scythle stated for racing out the door.

With a loud Bang! she crashed into the door to Team JNPR's room. It was at this point that Ruby had finally returned and found her sister in this state. "Okay, Violet, what are you trying this time?"

"I Was Following Your Advise, Ask My Friends Out." Scythle stated as she pulled herself off the door.

"That's not what I-" It was at this moment that Jaune decided to open the door and found Ruby talking to the girl that was plastered across his door.

"I'd ask what's going on, but it's too early for me to care." Jaune yawned as Scythle pulled herself off the door.

"Hey, Jauney-Boy, That Offer From Yesterday Still Stands." Scythle said with a wink and two finger guns.

Jaune then proceeded to slam the door in her face.

"Oh, There Is No Way In Hell I'd Let Myself Get Turned Down By Jaune." Scythle said as she threw the door open and waltzed in.

"... 3... 2... 1." Ruby counted, watching Scythle get flung out of the room once the countdown finished.

"Getting Turned Down By Pyrrha, On The Other Hand." Scythle stated as she watched little cartoonish Beowolves run around her head chasing stars.

"I think that's enough for one day, Violet." Ruby said as she help Scythle to her feet.

"Are You Kidding Me? There's Still At Least 31 People I Haven't Asked Out Yet." Scythle stated vigorously. "That's 31 People Who Might Want To Date Me."

"I think there are more important than your relationship status." Ruby stated. "Besides, I'd rather not have my sister get maimed on her second day at Beacon."

"I Shall Not Rest Until I Find My Romantic Partner!" Scythle stated before turning in some random direction to continue her search.

The direction she chose just so happened to be the direction of the wall.

"On Second Thought, Maybe I Should Call It A Day." Scythle stated as she pinched her not to get the pain to stop, if not for her Aura, she might have broke the thing outright.

"Finally." Ruby sighed.

"Well, See You Tomorrow, Ruby." Scythle said before going back into their room.

"Wait, wh-Scythle, it's 8:30 in the morning." Ruby said as Scythle jumped into bed.

"Sis, I've Been Turned Down By Every Girl In Beacon, Most Of Which Violently. I'm Dirt Tired." Scythle said through the pillow.

"... Yeah, you make a good point." Ruby responded. "Plus you can't cause too much trouble while asleep in our room, so... 'Night' Violet?" She got a muffled 'Night' in response.


Good news guys, I've figured out how to get productive while writing this. It's a simple 3 step process, and I recommend anyone who's having writer's block try it.

Step 1. Set a deadline for yourself.

Step 2. Set a backup deadline for when you fail to meat the first deadline.

Step 3. Listen to classical music while you write. I'm not kidding, this really helps.

So yeah, my productivity is probably going to go up now that I have this new strategy. Though viewership is probably gonna go down once you guys read that journal entry mentioned above.

And before anyone asks, yes: I am going to be doing an adaptation of RWBY Grimm Eclipse once we get to the in between for Volumes 2 and 3. I just haven't decided if I actually, truly want to play it for myself or just watch a playthrough of it. Though it's probably gonna be a bit of a hassle trying to find game footage of the official release among all the early access videos.

See you all next time.

*Some time after finishing this chapter.* Huh, I say it would be a bit of a hassle trying to find footage of the official release of Grimm Eclipse, and then I come across a user on Deviant-art promoting their playthrough, which leads to me finding a full playthrough on another channel. It's probably gonna be a bit of a hassle trying to find a billion dollars in my sock drawer.