Total Drama Ecstasy

In this chapter, we're going to see who gets voted off first. Can you guess who is going to be? Then again, considering that there are twenty-four campers in this fanfic, that might be hard.

Any guesses?

Chapter 4: The First Elimination

"Welcome back to Total Drama. In the last episode, we went on a hide-and-seek challenge...hence the reason I'm hiding in this box." said Dawn.

Incidentally, Lightning happened to be right outside of it.

"Anyways, we're going to see whose going to get eliminated this time. You've been looking forward to the awards ceremony, right?" inquired Dawn.

"I'll say!" exclaimed Lightning.

"You know...Patrick reminds me somewhat of you. However, he happens to be a lot more friendly..." noted the moonchild.

"Yeah, so?" answered the jock.

"Well, maybe you should start treating your campers better...you might have made it farther during Total Drama Insanity if you had." acknowledged Dawn.

"Easy for you to say! You're the winner of Total Drama Insanity!" exclaimed Lightning.

"It's true, I am." answered the moonchild.

"Where is B hiding, anyway?" inquired the jock.

"He's hiding in the kitchen, I believe." spoke Dawn.

"Alright then." nodded Lightning.

"You know, maybe we should be more quiet...the campers are searching for us as we speak..." noted the moonchild.

"Oh, right...of course." answered the jock.

Immediately, he left Dawn to her own devices.

"Right, that's better..." noted the moonchild.

Personally, she wondered which team was going to find her first. Was it Team Hollywood? Was it Team Stardom? Was it Team Oscar?

There were a lot of possibilities.

Meanwhile...

Artemis immediately pulled out her radar, waiting to search for more campers.

"Where could Dawn and B possibly be?" inquired the moonchild.

Unfortunately, her radar could not distinguish Dawn and B from any of the other humans on the island.

"Darn it!" exclaimed the preteen girl.

Apparently, things weren't going to be so simple.

"I guess I'm going to have to find another way to look for Dawn and B..." noted the girl.

Immediately, she decided to head towards the confessional.

"Are you in there?" inquired the preteen girl.

Unfortunately, Dawn and B were not present.

"I guess I'll search in the parking lot next..." answered Artemis.

Immediately, she began to search underneath the cars.

"Where are you, Dawn? Where are you B?" asked the preteen girl.

She then went to look at the awards ceremony.

"Where are they?" inquired the preteen girl.

Dawn and B had hid themselves pretty well.

"Where have they both hopped off too?" asked Artemis.

Curious, she wondered if she could go look for Patrick to see if he could help her with her search.

Then again, he was probably off looking for Dawn and B too.

"There's got to be a way to find them." said Artemis.

Curious, she decided that she wanted to look in the craft services tent next.

"Where are you?" inquired the preteen girl.

Fortunately for B, she did not look in the kitchen.

"I guess there's nobody there." said the girl.

Confessional: Dawn and B, where are you?

B: Phew! She almost caught me!

Artemis: This challenge is going to take a while.

Like Artemis, Patrick was searching for Dawn and B.

However, he ended up finding someone else instead.

"Hey there, Cindy! Any luck?" inquired the jock.

Cindy shook her head.

"That's too bad." answered Patrick.

"So, where do you think they might have gone?" asked the rock star.

"I'm not sure...they didn't give us any hints." noted the jock.

"It's true, they didn't." nodded Cindy.

"They've got to be around here somewhere." answered Patrick.

"Yes...I guess we just aren't looking hard enough." spoke the rock star.

"Where in the studio could they possibly be?" inquired Cindy.

"As for that, i have no idea." said Patrick.

Cindy let out a sigh.

This was going to be a long challenge.

Confessional: It sure is.

Cindy: *thinking* Where would they hide?

Patrick: I wonder if the episode is going to end without any of us finding Dawn and B...

Unfortunately for Team Hollywood, Cynthia wasn't very enthusiastic about looking for Dawn and B.

"This challenge is dull." thought Cynthia.

Why couldn't the challenge be more exciting? She was hoping to do more than just search for a certain host and her cameraman.

It just wasn't her challenge.

"Hmph." murmured the teenage girl.

Hopefully the next challenge was going to be more exciting...if she didn't get voted off first. Surely she wouldn't end up getting 24th place, right? That would be rather embarrasing, to say the very least.

Her team had a one in third chance of winning at the moment. Hopefully, if they won the first challenge, their chances of victory would be a bit higher, and that they would have an easier time avoiding awards ceremonies.

Shrugging, she decided to resume her search.

"Right then...where did Dawn and B hop off too?" inquired the girl.

It was one of the mysteries of the world, it seemed.

Surely someone would find them for too long...

...right?

Confessional: Have Dawn and B turned invisible?

Cynthia: This challenge sucks.

Bridgette: Should we tell the campers where Dawn and B are? They don't seem to happy about this challenge...then again, we might get in trouble.

Lucca began to sniff, hoping that she would able to find Dawn or B.

Unfortunately, she couldn't pick up their scents.

She began to sigh.

This challenge wasn't going to be that easy, wasn't it?

Then again, she didn't want it be too easy.

"I'm hungry...I guess I'll go get some food." said Lucca.

Immediately, she went to the craft services tent.

Oddly enough, she actually found Dennis there.

"Hi there!" exclaimed Lucca.

"Hey." said Dennis.

"Shouldn't you be searching for Dawn and B?" inquired the wolf girl.

"In a moment. I just want to eat..." spoke the chubby teenager.

"Alright then." nodded Lucca.

Shrugging, she decided to eat some herself.

"That's better." said the wolf girl.

Hopefully now she wouldn't have to search for Dawn and B on an empty stomach.

Unbeknownst to them, B happened to be nearby.

Confessional: Will B get caught?

Lucca: Delicious!

Dennis: *he is rubbing his stomach*

B: At this rate the campers are going to find me.

Morgan sighed. It looked like he wasn't going to be able to manipulate anyone for this challenge, since he couldn't think of a way to sabotage his opponents.

He was going to have to come up with a different strategy.

"What to do..." he thought.

Maybe he could spy on the interns to see if one of them spilled information about where they were?

However, it appeared that the interns were as confused as he was.

"Have you seen Dawn? I want to talk to her about something." said Gwen.

"Sorry, I haven't." answered Trent.

Gwen let out a sigh.

"I was looking for B...have you seen him?" inquired the rock star.

"No, I haven't." said the goth.

"Why are they so hard to find today?" asked Trent.

Gwen shrugged.

"I hope that we can find them soon..." said the teenage boy.

Morgan let out a sigh. Finding Dawn and B was going to be even harder than he thought.

"At least I only have to find one of them...though it would be pretty nice to find Dawn first..." answered the blonde.

Curious, Gwen and Trent began to look for Dawn and B.

"Maybe I should have them do the work for me..." he thought.

Immediately, he began to follow them from a distance.

Confessional: He's not called the puppetmaster for nothing.

Morgan: My title for this season was the puppetmaster...go figure.

Gwen: I hope that we can find Dawn soon. I'm starting to get worried.

Trent: Where is B? Why is he hiding from us?

Bruce would rather give someone a wedgie rather than play hide-and-seek.

Thankfully, he found an opportunity.

"Bingo!" exclaimed the bully.

As it turned out, Cameron was nearby.

Immediately, he reached down into his pants and pulled on his underwear.

"Aah!" screamed the nerd.

Shortly afterwards, he ran away.

"That was too easy!" exclaimed Bruce.

Nonetheless, he decided that he needed to stay on task.

"Where should I go?" inquired the bully.

Curious, he decided to look at the awards ceremony stage.

However, there was nobody there...except for Chef in a woman's dress.

"Oh my god!" bellowed Bruce.

Immediately, he began to cover his eyes.

"I was under the impression that this dress looked good on me..." said the cook.

Unfortunately, it did not.

"My eyes! They're on fire!" exclaimed the bully.

Immediately, he began to look for some water to wash his eyes out with.

"Sheesh." murmured Chef.

Confessional: Fan Disservice!

Chef: Chris always did say that I looked great in this dress...then again, some of his fashion choices were absurd.

Bruce: I feel like I've gone blind!

Blaineley: *shivers*

Neila scratched her head. She wasn't having any luck finding Dawn and B.

"This isn't good..." said the intern.

Hopefully her teammates were having more luck than she was. She didn't want to lose the first challenge.

That would be a shame.

Suddenly, she noticed Louis was nearby.

"Hey there! Did you find any sign of them?" inquired Neila.

Louis shook his head.

Neila let out a sigh.

"We might be able to find them eventually." noted the teenage boy.

Suddenly, he tripped and fell on his face.

"You OK?" asked the former intern.

"Yeah." nodded Louis as he helped himself to his feet.

"You might want to watch where you're going." suggested Neila.

"Right, of course." answered the teenage boy.

Oddly enough, Beth happened to be nearby.

"Hey there! Have you seen Dawn?" inquired Beth.

"No, we haven't." answered Neila.

"Aww!" exclaimed Beth.

"We're looking for her for a hiding challenge." explained Louis.

Beth sighed. She was really hoping that she would be able to talk to her.

"Even the interns don't know where they are..." noted Neila.

"I know..." answered the teenage boy.

"I'm starting to get worried..." said the former intern.

"Me too." nodded Louis.

Confessional: Hide and seek can be hard.

Louis: We can find them by the end of the day...right?

Neila: *she is scratching her head*

As it turned out, Forrest was working with Kairi. They were trying to find a sign of Dawn and B...but so far they hadn't any luck.

Were they just unlucky or were they not looking hard enough? Personally they hoped that it was the latter.

"Do you see anything?" asked the mechanic.

"No, I don't..." answered Kairi.

"This is proving to be a bit difficult for a first challenge...then again, the first challenge of the series involved jumping off a gorge, so..." noted Forrest.

"Well, admittedly, the concept is rather simple. As soon as we find Dawn or B, the challenge is automatically over for us, right?" acknowledged the ninja.

"That's true...but it doesn't make things any easier." spoke the mechanic.

"It's true, it doesn't." nodded Kairi.

"This is starting to feel like finding a needle in a haystack..." said Forrest.

"Who would put a needle in a haystack?" inquired the kunoichi.

"No idea." answered the mechanic.

"That doesn't seem so smart, does it?" asked Kairi.

"No, it doesn't." agreed Forrest.

Hopefully they would be able to find Dawn and B soon...

...they were starting to get rather tired.

In fact, they were starting to feel like Susan.

Confessional: Don't put needles in haystacks. You'll never find them again!

Kairi: They sure blend in with their surroundings.

Forrest: I can fix things...but I have a harder time looking for them.

Olivia wondered where on Total Drama Ecstasy Dawn and B could possibly be.

"Where are they?" inquired the teenage girl.

If they didn't show up soon, nobody was going to win the challenge.

"Wouldn't that be a pity?" questioned the girl.

"Yes, it would." nodded Marvin.

Curious, she noticed Marvin hiding behind a tree.

"Hey there?" inquired Olivia.

Unfortunately, it appeared that he was still terrified of girls.

"That's too bad..." thought the teenage girl.

Hopefully he would overcome it during the time on the show. Total Drama tended to change people.

Then again, not everyone did change. Some of them remained the same as ever. Personally she thought it was a shame.

Nonetheless, she decided to need to stay focused if she wanted to find Dawn and B.

Unfortunately, it appeared that Marvin wasn't going to be much help, as he didn't want to look for Dawn.

She let out a sigh.

Hopefully he would try to look for B at least so that they would have a chance of scoring second place.

Where was everyone else anyway? She did have to admit, they sure scattered themselves when they went to look for Dawn and B.

Then again, splitting themselves up did make the challenge a lot easier.

Still, she was hoping that she would be able to find them soon. She wanted to see if they had any luck.

Then again, considering how much luck she was having at the moment...maybe not.

Confessional: If only Marvin was more helpful.

Marvin: Dawn's going to jump out at me when I least expect it...I know it! *he shudders with fear*

Olivia: *sighs* Marvin's gynophobia is going to lead to his elimination...

Wendy was rather disappointed. Personally, she was hoping that she would be able to read a book right about now.

However, it appeared that this challenge was going to be longer than she thought.

She let out a sigh.

Then again, she was at a loss as to what book she should read at the moment. Maybe she should try reading about Total Drama's history again?

Personally she wanted to learn more about the show. Granted, she had learned quite a bit already from flipping through the pages alone...

...but they did say that knowledge was power.

"Right...I guess if I can't find Dawn or B, I'll go back to reading my book..." said the teenage girl.

Of course, she didn't want her teammates to think that she had chickened out during a challenge. That wouldn't do her any favors if her team lost.

Then again, she didn't think that they were going to lose the first challenge. They seemed competent enough from what she had seen.

Granted, there was a twelve-year-old on their team rather than an entire team of teenagers...but he did mention something about being a good tracker.

It sure would be a surprise if he managed to find the hostess or her cameraman, wouldn't it?

It would be a pleasant surprise, of course...but it would be a surprise nonetheless.

"Maybe I should give him a chance." noted Wendy.

After all, if he screwed up during a challenge, she could always vote him off.

She didn't feel good about voting off a young contestant...but that was how things worked at Total Drama.

Confessional: Give Roger a chance!

Wendy: Was adding a twelve-year-old to this show such a good idea? Then again, Dawn did say that this show should be a lot safer now...

Unfortunately for Team Oscar, Jack seemed more interested in searching for treasure than he was searching for Dawn and B.

"Let's see what we have here." said Jack.

As it turned out, he had stolen a laptop, a TV, a Nintendo 3DS, and a yo-yo.

"Yes! I'm rich!" exclaimed the boy.

Personally he wasn't quite sure where he had gotten these things. He was surprised what he had found in his teammates's luggage.

He in fact had robbed them while they were all off searching for Dawn and B. Now seemed like a best time for him to strike.

"This was too easy." thought the thief.

Nonetheless, he was going to have to hide his stolen belongings somewhere.

"Where should I put them?" inquired Jack.

Curious, he decided to look around for a good position.

Suddenly, he noticed that there was a replica of the Thousand-Foot Gorge nearby.

Nobody ever seemed to come there.

Curious, he decided to see if hiding it at the bottom would be a good idea.

Thankfully, there was a path leading to the bottom of the gorge so that he wouldn't have to jump off it and hurt himself.

"There we go!" exclaimed Jack.

Now nobody would ever find the stolen goods.

"Alright then!" bellowed the thief.

He was tempted to search for Dawn and B...but personally he felt that there was still so many valuables he could steal.

Personally he was tempted to go into the girls' trailer...but he was a thief, not a pervert.

Then again, one of his teammates happened to be rather lecherous. Personally he got the feeling she wouldn't mind if he entered her trailer.

Suddenly, James approached him.

"Huh?" asked Jack.

"CragmiteBlaster already created a character just like you!" bellowed James.

With that, he left the scene.

Thankfully, he did not notice that Jack had stolen one of his action figures.

Jack let out a sigh of relief. It wasn't fun being yelled at...but at least he wouldn't get caught.

Confessional: Sometimes an original character isn't so original.

Jack: What should I sell first?

James: Ohfortheloveofpete is the worst author ever.

Unfortunately for Team Oscar, Susan decided that she should take a snooze rather than help her teammates.

"Zzz..." murmured the girl.

She didn't seem to realize that this was a good way to get herself eliminated. In order to succeed on Total Drama, she needed to be a team player.

Then again, not everyone did know how to play the show properly.

Immediately, she began to snore.

Suddenly, she was woken up by a very noisy camper as he let out a big burp.

"Huh?" inquired the teenage girl as she exited Slumberland.

As it turned out, it was none other than Owen.

Suddenly, she remembered the current challenge.

"Oh man! I need to search for Dawn and B!" exclaimed Susan.

Immediately, she began to search for a member of the duo.

Hopefully, she had been spared from elimination...this time.

"Whoa...I guess I shouldn't drink soda pop and eat rock candy at the same time..." noted Owen.

"I'll say!" exclaimed Heather.

"Hey there, Heather! Do you have any cake for me?" inquired the teenage boy.

"No, I don't." answered the teenage girl.

"Awww!" complained Owen.

"Did you try looking in the intern's lounge?" asked Heather.

"Oh, right. I guess I'll head there." said the boy.

Immediately, Owen left to go look for some cake.

"What is it with him and food?" inquired Heather.

Confessional: Heather's guess is as good as ours.

Owen: I love food...though admittedly this cost my team a challenge.

Heather: I'm actually a bit hungry myself.

Susan: I need to stop sleeping during challenges...

Were it not for the fact that B already had a girlfriend, Rachel would probably try to flirt with him right about now.

Of course, in order to flirt with B, she had to find him first...and she wasn't having any luck.

"This is hard." thought the teenage girl.

Immediately, she began to wonder where a guy like B would hide. She knew people of the opposite gender like the back of her hand, oddly enough.

Still, she couldn't quite figure out where he was.

"This isn't good news for my team..." noted Rachel.

Hopefully they would have an easier time during the next challenge...assuming she happened to be there.

Awards ceremonies were rather unpredictable.

Then again, considering how attractive she was, the male members of her team might be more hesistant to eliminate her.

"Being pretty has its perks." acknowledged Rachel.

Nonetheless, she got the feeling that being pretty wasn't going to allow her to win Total Drama alone. She was still going to have to make some alliances.

Who should she make an alliance with?

Granted, considering that it was before the merge, maybe she shouldn't do so just yet.

There were a few alliances she had in mind though.

"Maybe I should make an alliance with Morgan...he looks attractive..." noted Rachel.

Then again, she got the feeling that there may be more to Morgan that his looks would suggest.

Was he trying to manipulate the campers? She noticed that he had bribed Bruce to dump his plate earlier.

"Hmm..." thought Rachel.

If so, the campers might have trouble on their hands.

"Should I warn them?" inquired the teenage girl.

Of course, Morgan might try to keep her mouth shut if she tried to squeal...so maybe it wasn't such a good idea.

"Hmm..." thought Rachel.

Confessional: Morgan is the Heather of this season.

Rachel: Should I or shouldn't I?

Unfortunately for Norman, he was having a much harder time finding Dawn and B than he had imagined.

"Where are they?" inquired the teenage boy.

"Funny, you said that we were going to find them before anyone else..." noted Quinta.

Norman sighed. It looked like he was eating humble pie for tonight.

"I guess...I was wrong." said the teenage boy.

"No matter. I think we should be able to find them eventually..." spoke Quinta.

"I hope!" exclaimed Norman.

He wasn't looking forward to losing the first challenge. That would be a pretty big blow to his ego.

Of course, it would also be a blow to his team...considering they would have to vote someone off as a result.

"I will not lose!" bellowed Norman.

"Right, of course." nodded Quinta.

Of course, they weren't any closer to finding Dawn and B.

"Were they abducted by aliens?" asked Norman.

"Let's hope not." answered Quinta.

Then again, why would aliens pay Total Drama a visit? He wasn't exactly sure why they would want to be on reality television.

Nonetheless, they wondered if they should keep an eye out for UFOs. That way they would know if aliens were coming.

Confessional: Are there aliens among us?

Quinta: They probably haven't been abducted by aliens...maybe I am just being paranoid.

Norman: Those aliens are no match for me!

Curious, Aqua decided to see if Dawn or B were located in the hot tub she found backstage.

But as she found out...no such luck.

"Hmm..." thought the teenage girl.

Unbeknownst to the girl, Dawn happened to be nearby.

"Well, I guess I'll keep going." said the girl.

Where in the solar system where Dawn and B at?

It felt that they had disappeared off the planet.

"I hope that they're doing OK..." said Aqua.

Without Dawn and B, they wouldn't be able to continue the season, wouldn't they?

They would all have to go home without any money in their pockets.

That certainly would be a shame.

Surely they were just hiding...right?

"This hide and seek challenge is starting to get me worried..." said the water lover.

Where exactly were Dawn and B hiding?

Aqua scratched her head.

"This challenge is confusing..." said the teenage girl.

At this rate, she was going to have to look for a pack of bloodhounds rather than Dawn and B.

Surely this challenge was going to be over soon...

...right?

Confessional: Hopefully.

Aqua: Why are Dawn and B so hard to find?

Vincent went backstage. Blaineley had tipped him off that was where Dawn was hiding, so that was where he was going.

She had better not have been lying to him...or she was going to suffer the consequences.

The challenge was almost too easy now.

Immediately, he opened a crate, revealing Dawn.

She gasped in surprise.

"Oh, V-Vincent! It's y-you!" exclaimed the moonchild.

Once again, Dawn felt rather frightened of Vincent.

"Looks like Team Hollywood wins first place." said Vincent.

"Yes, of course!" exclaimed Dawn.

Immediately, she left the crate and went as far away from Vincent as possible.

"Yes, that's right...keep away from him." thought the moonchild.

The farther she was away from Vincent, the better. She wasn't quite sure why...but every time she saw him, she was scared out of her mind.

Personally she wondered if she should tell the producer about him. He might know why she was so frightened of Vincent.

She wanted to talk to B about him first. Maybe he could help her?

He was pretty good at comforting her, considering what he had done for her back in Total Drama Insanity.

"It was the phobia challenge, right?" thought Dawn.

Immediately, she began to take some deep breaths.

"Right, this is no time to panic. This is no time to panic." said the moonchild.

Confessional: Team Hollywood wins first place!

Dawn: *she is hyperventilating*

Vincent: *he has a smile on his face*

Roger had a feeling he knew where to find B. Due to the fact that he was fairly chubby, he had a suspicion on where he had gone.

"Is he in the craft services tent?" inquired the cop wannabe.

However, he was not.

"I guess he isn't in here..." said the twelve-year old.

It then occurred to him that he might be in the kitchen.

"Oh, right. Of course." answered Roger.

Immediately, he entered the kitchen to look for B.

Oddly enough, Chef did not happen to be there.

"That's rather suspicious." noted the cop wannabe.

Curious, he opened a nearby cabinet, and his eyes widened in surprise.

His hunch had been right.

"Hey there, B!" exclaimed Roger.

B waved to Roger.

"So...Team Stardom gets second place then?" inquired the twelve-year-old.

B nodded.

"Well, that's not too bad. Part of me was hoping that I could find Dawn...but at least we're safe from elimination, right?" asked Roger.

B nodded again.

"Yes!" cheered the cop.

Confessional: Team Stardom gets second place...that doesn't bode too well for Team Oscar though, does it?

Roger: *he is cheering* Yes!

B: *he is happy for Roger*

A few minutes later...

"Alright, is everyone here?" inquired the moonchild.

The campers nodded.

"Alright then. Team Hollywood, congratulations! You're our big winners for today! You get a special prize!" exclaimed Dawn.

Lucca howled at the moon (even though it was not up in the sky at the moment), Artemis let out an evil laugh, Vincent grinned, Morgan smirked, Patrick eagerly pulled out a basketball and dribbled it, Cindy played on her guitar, Bruce happily pounded his fists together, and Cynthia actually let out a smile.

"Team Stardom, you get second place. You could have done better, but you could have also done worse. You don't get a special prize...but you're safe from elimination too. It's a mixed bag." said Dawn.

Neila shrugged, Louis scratched his head, Roger let out a yawn, Forrest wiped off his face, Kairi swung around her fake katana, Olivia polished her metal leg, Marvin stayed a safe distance from his female teammates, and Wendy continued reading her book.

"As for Team Oscar...I'm sorry to say it...but you've lost. Better luck next time." said the moonchild.

Dennis choked on a chicken bone, Rachel frowned, Norman gasped in surprise, Quinta wished that her team won, Aqua longed to see the sea, James let out a scream, Susan woke up from her nap with a start, and Jack began to pout.

"Right...Team Hollywood, since you're our winners for today, you get Total Drama action figures!" exclaimed the moonchild.

Immediately, she handed Team Hollywood eight different action figures of herself.

"Thanks." said Cindy.

"These are nice!" exclaimed Patrick.

Unfortunately for Bruce, he was not allowed to take the doll's clothes off.

"Dang it!" bellowed the bully.

"These are awesome!" cheered Lucca.

As soon as Vincent saw his doll, he began to think of things to do to Dawn. She had very good reasons to fear him.

Morgan shrugged. He wasn't really one to play with dolls. He'd rather play with a puppet.

Cynthia looked rather bored. Despite being female, she wasn't one to play with dolls.

"Right then...Team Oscar, Ezekiel will be seeing you at the awards ceremony." said Dawn.

"Ezekiel?" asked Aqua.

"He's in charge this season." spoke the moonchild.

"How ironic...he was the first camper eliminated." noted Rachel.

"Yes, we know." answered Dawn.

Confessional: It's time for the first awards ceremony! It's going to be exciting!

Dennis: I'm voting for Jack...he keeps trying to steal my food!

Susan: I'm voting for James...I need my peace and quiet so that i can sleep.

Rachel: I guess I'll vote for James...he's the only boy of my team that I don't feel attracted towards.

Norman: I'll vote for Jack...he's not nearly as beautiful as I am!

A few hours later...

Team Oscar headed towards the stage where the awards ceremony was going to take place.

Sure enough, there was Ezekiel.

"Welcome to the first awards ceremony, eh. I'm sorry to say it, but you lost the first challenge...I guess we can't always win." said the farm boy.

"I wish that we could..." answered Quinta.

"Right...as you are well-aware, these are bad. Every time you attend one of these, you run the risk of being eliminated." spoke Ezekiel.

"Yes, we know." answered Rachel.

"Oh, right...Dawn already explained that to you, didn't she?" inquired the farm boy.

"Yes, she did." nodded Aqua.

"Did she explain everything else?" asked Ezekiel.

"Yes." answered Norman.

"Alright then...I guess it's time for you to use your pagers." said the farm boy.

Immediately, he handed some pagers to the eight campers. James' happened to be red, Rachel's happened to be pink, Jack's happened to be gold, Quinta's happened to be green, Norman's happened to be yellow, Susan's happened to be cyan, Dennis' happened to be brown, and Aqua's happened to be blue.

"So, does everyone have a pager?" inquired Ezekiel.

The campers nodded.

Immediately, they tapped the icons of who they wanted to vote off.

"Thank you. I'll be taking these now." said the farm boy.

After seeing who was going to get voted off, Ezekiel then pulled out some bags of popcorn.

"Guess what, Norman! You're safe for tonight!" exclaimed the boy.

"Yes! I'm the first camper to get a bag of popcorn!" bellowed Norman.

"I wish I were the first camper to get a bag of popcorn..." complained Quinta.

"Quinta, you get a bag of popcorn too. Does second place sound bad?" inquired Ezekiel.

Quinta jumped in surprise.

"Huh? No, it doesn't!" exclaimed the envious girl.

"Aqua, you're next. Congratulations on surviving the first awards ceremony." said the farm boy.

"But you're not giving us awards." answered Aqua.

"Well, they were called that during the second season...we're not going to live by technicalities." said Ezekiel.

"Alright." nodded the hydromaniac.

"Dennis, you're safe. Just try not to choke on your popcorn." spoke the farm boy.

Dennis carefully ate his popcorn...which was very difficult for him to do.

"Rachel, you're also safe from elimination. Aren't you an attractive girl." said Ezekiel.

"Don't you already have a girlfriend?" inquired Rachel.

"Oh, that's right...I'm with Izzy. Forget what I said." spoke the farm boy.

"Susan, you get a bag of popcorn...er, are you sleeping?"

Susan woke up with a start.

After the six campers had collected their bags of popcorn, James and Jack were left without bags of popcorn.

Jack was looking for treasure while James began to growl.

"James, Jack...funny, your names both start with the letter J eh." said Ezekiel.

James and Jack scratched their heads. They actually hadn't noticed that.

"I'm afraid your campers have some problems with you. One of you happens to be very loud, while the other happens to be very greedy. Who is going to get voted off first? Well, in just a few seconds, you'll find out." said Ezekiel.

The other six campers were rather excited. Who was going to get voted off first?

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"Jack, you're still in the game." said Ezekiel.

Jack eagerly collected his bag of popcorn.

"Sorry, James. But you're out. You shouldn't yell at your teammates..." spoke the farm boy.

James looked like he was about to scream.

"I know how you feel, James. Sometimes this show doesn't work out for us. Granted, it worked pretty well for me last season, but-"

"Well, this is just perfect! Stupid game show! Stupid awards ceremony! Ugh, I want to punch someone in the face! Stupid pagers! Ugh!" bellowed James.

"Take it easy. It's just a game." said Aqua.

"Just a game?! I just lost the opportunity to win a million dollars!" exclaimed the flamer.

"Well, so is almost everyone else. Almost all of us are going to get voted off at some point." answered Rachel.

Spitting on the ground, James rose from his seat and boarded the Train Of Shame. He was going to be rather lonely at the Playas Des Losers.

"If it makes you feel any better, you're going to get interviewed later eh." said Ezekiel.

"Fine..." murmured James as the train sped off into the night.

"As for everyone else, try to be more careful next time eh. You can't get too careless on this show." spoke the farm boy.

The seven remaining campers nodded as they headed back to their trailers.

A few minutes later...

Dawn and B stood at the parking lot, along with Lightning.

"So, how do you think the first challenge turned out?" inquired Dawn.

"I think it went well." answered B.

"I'll say! James got what was coming to him!" exclaimed Lightning.

"I suppose he did." nodded the genius.

"Yeah, me too...Vincent is starting to worry me though." said the moonchild.

"How come?" inquired the silent genius.

"He just does. Whenever I see him, I feel terrified." answered Dawn.

"Sorry to hear that." sympathized B.

"He kind of freaks me out too..." said the jock.

Dawn raised an eyebrow.

"Hopefully I'll get over it soon...then again, maybe not." spoke the moonchild.

"Yeah..." nodded the genius.

"Well, it was good to see you, Lightning. We're going to have a different guest star tomorrow." said Dawn.

"Lightning's fifteen minutes of fame are over? Awww!" complained the jock.

"Yes, I know. But don't you think someone else deserves a turn?" inquired the moonchild.

"Fine..." murmured Lightning as he left the parking lot.

"So, are Team Oscar going to recover from their loss? Will another team lose? And will anything else happen? Find out in Total...Drama...Ecstasy!" exclaimed Dawn.

B shut off the camera.

"Well, I guess I'll go to bed now." said the moonchild.

Immediately, she headed to the intern's trailer.

Votes:

Rachel: James

Aqua: James

Susan: James

James: Jack

Jack: Susan

Dennis: Jack

Quinta: Jack

Norman: James

James: 4

Jack: 3

Susan: 1

Team Stardom: Roger, Louis, Forrest, Marvin, Kairi, Neila, Wendy, Olivia

Team Hollywood: Lucca, Artemis, Vincent, Morgan, Patrick, Cindy, Bruce, Cynthia

Team Oscar: Dennis, Rachel, Quinta, Norman, Aqua, Susan, Jack

Voted off: James

You probably saw this one coming. James really shouldn't have yelled at the other campers like that...and he just paid the ultimate price for it. That'll teach him to call me a terrible author, I guess.

It looks like Team Oscar is in trouble...they've only got seven campers left. Can they recover from their loss?

Next time...there's going to be a Wild West challenge!

See you there!