Total Drama Ecstasy
Hey everybody! Apparently, someone wanted me to continue this fanfic…I kind of lost track of things after the reviews I got for some of the other fanfics…sorry about that. Just for the record, I wasn't planning on discontinuing it.
Oddly enough, I happen to be writing a Phineas and Ferb fanfic right now…well, it's not just a Phineas and Ferb fanfic…it also happens to be a Kim Possible fanfic.
Yeah…I'm not a Phineas and Ferb hater in case you were wondering…I just think that they're easy to make fun of, that's all. I probably already said that once…but I'll say it again.
I hope you enjoy this chapter…even if Phineas and Ferb are different from their counterparts in my other fanfic…heh heh.
By the way, I heard that Phineas and Ferb were ending…that's rather unfortunate. Oh well. I wonder what's going to happen to the characters.
Chapter 10: Saving The Day
"Welcome back to Total Drama Ecstasy…or as we're calling it now, Total Drama Phineas and Ferb! Right now we're searching for the prize money…where could it be?" inquired Phineas.
Ferb shrugged.
"No matter. I'm sure that we'll find it eventually. Maybe we should get the Phinedroids and Ferbots to help us…then again, they're not suited to more than basic commands. We don't want them rebelling against us." noted Phineas.
Ferb nodded. That would be a disaster.
"On the plus side, we've gotten all the campers taken care of. We don't need to worry about them. After all, none of them wants to watch the animated version of King and I. It's one of the worst animated films ever!" exclaimed the talkative boy.
Ferb nodded once again. Thank goodness Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension didn't turn out that way. Sometimes film adaptations sucked.
"Hmm…where haven't we searched yet? It'd be awfully helpful if we had a map of this studio…it's huge!" exclaimed Phineas.
Immediately, Ferb began to draw a map of the studio.
"Perfect! That should make searching for the prize money a lot easier…then again, maybe it's not in the studio. Perhaps if we can't find it here we'll check the aftermath special?" inquired Phineas.
"Sounds like a plan." agreed Ferb.
"Of course, they'll probably say that they're a little young to be on an aftermath special…we'll just use a freeze ray to freeze them solid and they won't bother us! Well, at least until they thaw out…it doesn't last forever." noted Phineas.
Ferb nodded. Though he did admit…it was a great recipe for hypothermia.
"It's time for us to continue our new show!" exclaimed Phineas. "Speaking of which…let's return to it, shall we? Why do we still have commercial breaks when we've conquered this show?"
Ferb shrugged.
Meanwhile…
"What's going on?" questioned Kairi.
Curious, she noticed that there were two boys outside…and they were looking outside.
"That's odd…I don't remember Dawn inviting these two onto the show." asked Forrest.
Oddly enough, none of the campers and Dawn were in sight. Not only that, but she hadn't said that it was time for the next challenge.
"Shouldn't it be the next challenge by now? " questioned Kairi.
"You're right…that is weird." nodded Forrest. Granted, it was possible that the challenge was going to take place in the middle of the night rather than the middle of the day…but he still found it to be rather strange.
And just what were the two boys doing there?
Curious, Kairi decided to take a closer look…and gasped in shock.
It was none other than the evil Phineas and Ferb!
"This is bad!" exclaimed Kairi.
"What is?" inquired Forrest.
"It's the evil Phineas and Ferb! I think they want the prize money!" bellowed the anime lover.
"The prize money?!" screeched the mechanic.
"I know…apparently they haven't given up after they tried to take over the show…only this time they don't want the show…they just want the money!" exclaimed Kairi.
"This is bad!" shouted Forrest.
"We've got to do something!" shouted the teenage girl.
"But they've got an army of robots with them!" exclaimed Forrest.
"What?" asked Kairi.
As it turned out, there were a bunch of robots scattered around the studio. Apparently, Phineas and Ferb decided that it was too risky to head to the studio and try to take it over alone, especially after they had gotten arrested last time.
"This isn't good…this calls for drastic measures!" bellowed Kairi.
"Drastic measures?" inquired Forrest.
Immediately, Kairi began to wander away.
"Where are you going?" questioned the mechanic.
As it turned out, Kairi was heading towards the interns' cabin, ready to combat Phineas and Ferb.
Immediately, she opened the door and went inside to search for something that she could use to take on the wicked duo.
"Kairi, what are you doing?" inquired Forrest.
"I'm looking for a weapon that I can use against Phineas and Ferb." answered Kairi.
"It's too dangerous!" warned the mechanic.
"Be that as it may, I can't allow Phineas and Ferb to continue their destructive rampage. If they get their hands on the prize money, the season's going to end a little early…if you get what I'm saying…" answered the ninja fanatic.
"You're right…" nodded Forrest. It would be a pretty big disappointment if none of the campers ended up getting the prize money…though this didn't stop Total Drama from getting a fourth season after the prize money fell into a volcano during the third.
"I think I've got something!" exclaimed Kairi.
Sure enough, it was a katana.
"Be careful with that!" warned Forrest.
"I will…I'll be using it on the robots." said the teenage girl.
"Alright…but be careful. There is a lot of them." pointed out Forrest.
"I know…" nodded Kairi. Hopefully she was ready to take them all on…and that she wouldn't end up getting swarmed. She wasn't looking forward to watching the animated version of King and I. It would probably make her brain explode.
Whose bright idea was it to Disneyfy the film in such a twisted way?
"Right, here I go." said the Total Drama camper.
"Good luck out there…" stated Forrest.
Confessional: She'll need it.
Forrest: To think that this has already happened once before…are we going to be so lucky this time?
Kairi: If they want to ruin Total Drama, they're going to have go through me first!
In the Team Stardom boys' cabin…
"This is terrible…" murmured Neila. Who would have thought that Phineas and Ferb would invade the show?
"Yeah…" nodded Louis.
"I'm scared…" said Wendy.
"At this rate Total Drama is going to end up getting cancelled…" noted Cynthia.
Immediately, she let out a sigh. And to think there had been only five episodes so far…it had been a rather short season.
"I wonder if the campers back at the Playa know about this…" questioned Neila.
"Possibly." answered Wendy. They were rather lucky, to say the very least. As of now, they were the only campers not stuck in a hostage situation.
From what she knew, they were James, Susan, and Bruce…right? Bruce's in particular had been particularly nasty. And there was something that was rather…strange about it.
"Maybe if we're lucky the authorities will show up and arrest Phineas and Ferb…speaking of which I heard that their show is going to end soon…" noted Louis.
"Really?" inquired Neila.
"Yeah…apparently, the last episode is going to be called "The Last Day Of Summer"..." said Louis.
"Maybe that's why they tried to conquer our show again?" questioned Wendy.
"Probably." answered Louis. Personally he wondered what the series finale of Total Drama would be like…if it wasn't today.
Maybe it would involve all the campers ever featured in the series? That would make sense…of course, that would include the more villainous ones such as Heather and Alejandro, which of course would be a problem.
But who else would be part of the season? Chances are new campers were going to be introduced as the series went on. How many would there be when the season was over?
It was a question he was rather curious of.
"I hope that the show is going to be OK…" said Louis.
Confessional: Don't we all?
Wendy: I'm scared out of my wits.
Cynthia: Really, Phineas and Ferb? You're trying to ruin this show again?
Louis: *curled into a ball*
Neila: Is anyone going to save us?
In Team Stardom's girl cabin…
"Oh man! These two boys are evil!" exclaimed Artemis.
"I'll say!" bellowed Patrick. Apparently, Artemis wasn't the only evil tween genius in the world.
From what they already knew about the situation, it was complete chaos outside.
"I wonder how we're going to get those two to leave?" questioned Cindy.
"That's not going to be easy…they made sure to bring an army with them this time." answered Patrick.
Unfortunately, Phineas and Ferb had learned from their mistakes since the last time they had tried to conquer the show. Those disguises weren't the greatest in the world considering that they were much smaller than Blaineley and Chef.
This time, they had planned things out rather well. Granted, they would probably fight over the prize money once they managed to find it…but other than that it looked like things were going well for them.
If only there was a way to turn the situation around.
"I feel so bad about this…" murmured Lucca.
If it was nighttime, she would probably be howling at the moon. Speaking of which, it was going to be full that night. What a coincidence.
"I know! I'll call the cops!" exclaimed Patrick.
"D-did you say the p-police?" inquired Artemis.
"Why do you ask?" questioned the jock.
"I don't exactly like them much…" answered the preteen girl. Something told her that she would probably encounter one if they had a fear factor challenge.
Would she be able to cross that bridge when she came to it? Or would the bridge collapse underneath her feet?
Confessional: Good question.
Artemis: Maybe I could build up something that I could use to take on Phineas and Ferb…I can't think of something yet though…
Patrick: Those kids are monsters!
Lucca: I wish I had a pack of wolves with me so that I can stop these two…
Cindy: Maybe I should sing a song about the day Total Drama met its end.
At Team Hollywood's boys cabin…
Marvin was feeling rather scared…rather scared, indeed.
Why do you ask? Because he was trapped in a trailer…with three girls!
Sure enough, there was sweat coming down his face.
"Let me out of here!" bellowed Marvin.
Unfortunately, his efforts to escape were futile, since the doors to the trailer were locked.
"Why did these doors have to be locked?" questioned the boy.
"It doesn't matter, anyway. If any of their robots catch us we'll have to watch the animated version of the King and I." said Olivia.
"You don't want that, do you?" questioned Aqua.
"No, I don't." stated the teenage girl.
"I'm afraid of that movie more than I am of girls!" exclaimed Marvin.
"Really? That's saying something." noted Rachel.
"Well, I don't feel afraid of Olivia…" said the boy.
"Really? That's sweet…" murmured Olivia.
"I can't say the same for the other female campers on this show though…" said Marvin.
"That's too bad." stated the teenage girl.
On the plus side, Marvin was starting to warm up to the female campers. Being on this show for five days really was working out for him.
Besides, he thought that Phineas and Ferb were scarier than the girls on the show…so they wouldn't seem so bad in comparison.
Confessional: Hopefully he'll be able to face his fear in the phobia challenge.
Marvin: *taking a deep breath*
Olivia: If only Phineas and Ferb weren't evil…maybe that way they could enhance my metal leg or something…
Rachel: How could a guy be afraid of girls? I mean, look at me! Do I look scary to you? *blows the audience a kiss*
Aqua: It's a good thing I'm a water lover…because Phineas and Ferb are making me cry…
At the trailer for Team Hollywood's girls…
"How could they do this to someone as perfect as me?" inquired Norman.
"I wish this wasn't happening." said Quinta.
Sure enough, Norman was feeling rather upset. He simply couldn't believe that two young boys could dominate him like this.
Granted, they were probably the most dangerous boys in the world…but still.
"They're trying to steal the prize money…how ironic." thought Jack. That was something that he would probably do.
"I'm hungry…" murmured Dennis.
"How can you be thinking of food in a time like this?" questioned Quinta.
"But I want something to eat!" exclaimed the teenage boy.
"And I want something to steal!" bellowed Jack.
Quinta and Norman glared at Jack.
"Never mind! Never mind!" exclaimed the thief.
"Maybe I should ask Phineas and Ferb if I could have something to eat from the mess hall…" questioned Dennis.
"But if you do that, they'll make you watch the animated version of the King and I!" exclaimed Norman.
"The animated version of the King and I? Never heard of it…" murmured the gluttonous boy.
"Believe me, you don't want to watch it." said Quinta.
"Not even I would steal a movie like that!" bellowed Jack.
Confessional: Believe me, I wouldn't.
Dennis: C'mon! I want to eat something already!
Jack: Maybe I could steal one of Phineas and Ferb's inventions while they aren't watching.
Quinta: How I wish that I could build inventions like Phineas and Ferb…
Norman: Phineas and Ferb can't do this to me! I'm perfect!
At Team Oscar's boy trailer…
Morgan was all alone with Vincent, who was currently deep in thought.
To be honest, he felt a bit creeped out being alone with him.
Then again, he tended to be deep in thought every now and then too.
Still, it felt awfully quiet in the trailer.
Immediately, Morgan began to wonder what Vincent was thinking about. Was it about Phineas and Ferb?
Granted, he didn't seem particularly concerned about what was going to happen.
As it turned out, he was currently thinking of Phineas and Ferb…however, he wasn't concerned about what had happened.
Suddenly, someone broke the silence.
"I wish that my father was here…he could probably arrest Phineas and Ferb for what they've done…" noted Roger.
As it turned out, he was in the trailer with them.
"So, Phineas and Ferb are going to conquer Total Drama…well, that works out for me. I never liked this show from the start." thought Vincent.
Granted, he wouldn't be able to get the prize money…but that was something that he could live with.
Still, he did wonder what exactly was going to happen. Phineas and Ferb were rather…unpredictable.
Who would have thought that those two boys would be so crazy?
Still, he applauded them for wanting to be bad…though he considered their methods to be a bit…beneath him.
If they had known what he had done in the past…chances are they would run away…screaming.
But he had always been careful to hide his tracks, so they probably didn't know what he had done in the past.
And quite frankly, neither did any of the campers.
He intended to keep it that way.
Confessional: Disturbed yet?
Vincent: *his face is turned away from the camera*
Morgan: I still don't understand him that well…even if I'm his teammate.
Roger: I bet my father's probably concerned for me right now…I hope he's doing OK….
Meanwhile at the studio…
"Well, Ferb, we've searched everywhere in this point. I think it's time for us to start asking Dawn…some questions." answered Phineas.
"Are you going to threaten her with the King and I video?" questioned Ferb.
"Yes. Yes, I am." nodded the boy.
Suddenly, they noticed someone approaching them.
"What's this? One of the campers must have escaped! I guess we'll be using the video on her too!" bellowed the boy.
Immediately, he pulled out a remote control.
"Phinedroids! Ferbots! Capture the camper!" bellowed Phineas.
Sure enough, the Phinedroids and Ferbots began to surround Kairi.
"Looks like we've got her!" exclaimed the boy.
Kairi began to feel rather nervous…but she decided to keep her cool.
"Wait, what's that she has in her hand?" questioned Phineas.
Suddenly, Kairi began to slash the robots into scrap metal.
"What? Oh no! She's armed!" bellowed the boy.
Sure enough, she was taking them all down rather quickly. Some of the Phinedroids and Ferbots tried to grab her…but she was too fast.
"Wow, Ferb! She's really strong!" bellowed Phineas.
"Um, Phineas…" murmured Ferb.
"What?" inquired Phineas.
Ferb pointed behind him, looking rather nervous.
Curious, Phineas decided to look behind him…
…and gasped in shock.
The Phinedroid and Ferbot army had been wiped out!
"What? How did she-"
And to make matters worse, she was charging straight towards them.
Getting rather…desperate, Phineas picked up his brother and used him as a meat shield.
"Every boy for himself!" bellowed Phineas.
"What? Unhand me, Phin-"
Suddenly, Kairi began to slash Ferb with her katana.
"Aah!" screamed Ferb in a rather unusually loud voice.
Ferb passed out on the spot as he collapsed on the floor.
Immediately, Phineas realized what he had done, and gasped in shock.
"Ferb! No! What have I done?" inquired Phineas.
"Well, I won't have to worry about you two dogpiling me…that's a relief." noted Kairi.
"Fine! I'll deal with you myself!" bellowed the boy.
Immediately, Phineas pulled out a lightsaber.
"A lightsaber? You have a lightsaber?" inquired the teenage girl.
"Of course I do! Did you see the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars Special?" asked Phineas.
"Maybe I should…" answered Kairi.
Immediately, Phineas and Kairi got into a swordfight, both of them fighting rigorously.
They kept at it a few minutes, neither of them gaining an advantage over the other.
"C'mon! I don't have all day! I want the money!" bellowed Phineas.
"You're not getting it!" exclaimed Kairi.
"Yes, I am!" bellowed Phineas.
"No, you're not!" shouted Kairi.
"Yes, I am!"
"No, you're not!"
"Yes, I am!"
"No, you're not!"
"Yes, I am!"
"This is getting nowhere…" noted Kairi.
"You're right…" nodded Phineas.
Suddenly, Phineas remembered something.
"Oh, silly me! I forgot to set the lightsaber to cut through metal!" bellowed Phineas.
Immediately, Phineas cranked up the lightsaber…and used it to slice Kairi's sword in two.
Kairi gasped in shock upon realizing what had happened to her weapon.
"Now then, where was I? I know! You're an anime lover, right? Why don't I make you watch an anime I found on the TV Tropes So Bad, It's Horrible page?" inquired Phineas.
Immediately, he pulled out a video of…the Cosprayers.
Kairi screamed in horror.
"No! Not that!" bellowed Kairi.
"Yes that! Mwahahaha!" laughed Phineas.
"Hey, Phineas!" said a voice.
"Huh?" inquired the boy.
Phineas turned around once again…
…and suddenly found himself being whacked in the face with a wrench.
As it turned out, Forrest had come to help save the day.
"Phew…thanks for your help…" stated Kairi.
"You're welcome…so, that's it then? Phineas and Ferb are down for the count?" inquired Forrest.
"I think so." nodded Kairi.
Confessional: Isn't that a relief.
Kairi: Did we save the day?
Forrest: That'll teach him to make Kairi watch horrible anime!
Phineas: Oh my aching head…
Ferb: Phineas just had to use me as a human shield…if he hadn't, we might have won…
A few minutes later…
"Thank you for freeing us." said Neila as she and the other campers were released from their trailers.
"You're welcome." stated Kairi.
"It's the last we can do for the other campers…especially our teammates!" exclaimed Forrest.
"Where are Dawn and B though? I'm a bit worried about them…" said Louis.
"Me too…" nodded Cindy.
Curious, the campers wondered where they had wondered off too.
Suddenly, they heard noises coming from the building that they used to monitor the cameras.
"Maybe they're in there?" suggested Olivia.
Shrugging, the campers decided to unlock the door to see if Dawn and B were in there.
Sure enough, they were…and they were making out.
"OK…" murmured Cynthia.
Suddenly, Dawn and B noticed them.
"Sorry about that…we just figured we were locked in this building alone together…and things kind of went intimate from there…" noted Dawn.
"How long did you make out?" asked Rachel.
"Well, I have a hickey on my neck…" said the moonchild.
"Me too…" murmured B.
"So…who are we going to vote off?" questioned Olivia.
"Well, I guess it's up to everyone here to decide since Phineas and Ferb conquered the show…unless someone volunteers." stated Dawn.
Suddenly, Wendy raised her hand.
"Hmm?" inquired the moonchild.
"I guess I'll go to the Playa…I need some peace and quiet so that I can read my books…and I think that it can provide that." said the bookworm.
"We're going to miss you…" murmured Olivia.
"I know…but maybe I'll come back due to popular demand…you never know." stated Wendy.
"Yeah…some campers come back due to popular demand…though it didn't happen last season." said Dawn.
"Apparently the author didn't want his first Total Drama fanfic to be too long…" noted Louis.
"Did you break the fourth wall?" inquired the moonchild.
"Did I do something wrong?" asked Louis.
"I just didn't figure you would be the one to do it…" noted Dawn.
Louis shrugged.
Confessional: Farewell, Wendy!
Wendy: Well, I guess this is my last confessional…probably anyway. I'm going to miss my teammates…maybe I'll write a book about them.
Olivia: *she is sniffling*
Neila: Goodbye, Wendy…
Kairi: At least I managed to save Total Drama along with Forrest…I'm so glad I met him.
A few minutes later…
Team Stardom waved farewell to Wendy, who as it turned out had actually closed her book and was waving back to them in return.
As for Team Hollywood and Team Oscar…they were watching Phineas and Ferb get sent away to the Smile Away Reformatory School.
"You two are going to be my greatest successes!" exclaimed the Smile Away Reformatory Sergeant. He just loved a challenge.
"Ferb, I know what we're going to destroy t-"
The sergeant splashed Phineas in the face with his water gun.
"Let's go play football with a pup-"
The Smile Away Reformatory Sergeant splashed Phineas in the face with water again.
"Let's go TP our neighbor's hou-"
The Smile Away Reformatory Sergeant squirted Phineas in the face yet again.
"Let's go tell our sister that she's f-"
The Smile Away Reformatory School hoped that fourth time was the charm.
"Was that really that bad?" questioned Phineas.
Ferb scratched his head.
"You two are going to take a while…" noted the Smile Away Reformatory Sergeant.
Dawn and B decided to end the episode…since now seemed like a good time to end it. Besides, they were on a tight schedule.
"Well, that was rather exciting. Phineas and Ferb showed up on the show once again, only for Kairi and Forrest to save the day. I wasn't sure they would be able to pull it off…but apparently they could. I should probably congratulate them." noted Dawn.
B nodded.
"Well, it looks like Wendy is gone. Personally she reminds me a bit of Noah…who now that I think of it was eliminated early on in the first season of the show. Wouldn't you look at that…" noted Dawn.
B nodded once again.
"Well, hopefully she'll be able to come back during our reunion challenge…which of course will take place at the Playa…" said the moonchild.
B wondered if Wendy would come back.
"Who would have thought that an early elimination would be a depressing one?" questioned Dawn.
"I know…" nodded B.
"Well, I suppose this season has its twists so far even without Phineas and Ferb showing up…I was rather surprised when Artemis decided to set up a trap for Bruce so that he would be eliminated…" noted Artemis.
"Really? I thought that he was the kind of victim that you might find in a horror movie…" questioned B.
"You mean the one whose a jerk?" inquired Dawn.
"That's the one." nodded B.
"Gwen would probably be familiar to that kind of victim…" noted Dawn.
"Yeah…" agreed B.
"Well, I'm Dawn and this is B. We'll see you on the next episode. Hopefully Phineas and Ferb didn't cause enough trouble to end the show. We might need to censor it a bit." acknowledged Dawn.
Immediately, she went to turn off the camera.
Votes: N/A (Wendy volunteered for elimination)
Team Stardom: Roger, Louis, Forrest, Marvin, Kairi, Neila, Olivia
Team Hollywood: Lucca, Artemis, Vincent, Morgan, Patrick, Cindy, Cynthia
Team Oscar: Dennis, Rachel, Quinta, Norman, Aqua, Jack
Voted off: James, Susan, Bruce, Wendy
You read that right…Wendy decided to volunteer for elimination. Maybe now she won't have to worry about two evil boys ruining her day.
In the next chapter, we're going to be doing a challenge…that's based off managing a movie theater, oddly enough.
Sound good? I like being creative…so yeah.
Sorry if you grew impatient of me writing another chapter of this fanfic…my old computer broke down and I've been focusing on my other fanfics since then.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Peace!
