Intruder
(I had a lot of fun with this one lol Hope you do too)
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After spending yet another Saturday cuddled on the couch together watching movies, Santana decided she wanted to go for a quick run. Quinn being the current couch potato she was, declined her girlfriend's invitation informing her that the forecast called for rain later and warned against going. Santana being Santana said she would just take a jacket and be back before the rain.
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"Fuck, I knew I shouldn't have gone running."
Santana rolls her eyes shaking the water from her jacket as she entered their apartment building. Knowing once again she was never going to hear the end of it from her girlfriend.
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Entering said apartment she noticed all the lights were out, reaching for the switch, flipping it a few times for good measure, she now knows the electricity is in fact, out. Shrugging she turns to grab a bottle of water out of the fridge when suddenly…. "Ahhhhhhhh!"
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"Ow what the fuck!" She turns holding the back of her neck before another hit makes contact with her right arm then another hitting her back until she was laying on the floor curled in the fetal position "Stop it! Fuck" She yells waving her hand around as if the assailant could possibly see her.
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After a few seconds the lights flicker back on. She immediately looks up, shocked at who's holding her Louisville slugger ready to strike again ….
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"Oh my god Santana!" Quinn realizing it's her girlfriend she's assaulting drops to her knees and begins inspecting the damage, the injured latina pulls back the soaking hood from her head, once again realizing it's her girlfriend who nearly killed her, she slaps her hand away.
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"The fuck Q! We're you trying to kill me or somethin! Jesus fucking Christ man!" She says slowly standing while holding her back
"San I'm so so sorry, the lights were out and I couldn't see your face"
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Laughing Santana says "You seriously think an intruder is going to go for the fridge first? Don't you always watch scary movies with me Q?" Realization hitting her, she pauses "Wait. Wait a goddamn minute! You were trying to protect your precious bacon weren't you Q?"
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Quinn shrugs putting her head down finally nodding as Santana's eyes widen.
"Oh my fucking god I cannot believe you! Woooow!"
Shaking her head she enters the living room and once seated rests her head against the back of the couch softly exhaling.
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Quinn quickly grabs them each another bottle of water before joining her. "I'm so sorry" She says handing her a bottle.
"I'm sorry are you speaking to me or the many many packs of unharmed bacon in the fridge?"
"Stop Santana I'm serious!" Quinn laughs grabbing Santana's hand intertwining their fingers
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Santana exhales "I guess I'm sorry for looking like an intruder….in my own home, might I add."
Quinn laughs hitting her arm "Serves you right!"
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"Gotta say, didn't know you could still kick ass like that Q! If I wasn't in pain I'd be impressed, maybe even a little turned on"
Santana laughs earning herself another slap on the shoulder. Just then the lights flicker once more before going out again
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"Q" Santana beings "Let me remind you, I'm literally sitting right next to you, no where near your precious bacon do not hit me!"
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Quinn laughs shaking her head, in search of Santana's face, her hands begin their journey up her arm then slowly across her face, finding their destination behind said girlfriends neck she straddles her finally pulling her girlfriend in.
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Santana's breath hitches and she smiles leaning into Quinn's touch.
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"I guess you I could let you make it up to me" Santana says making Quinn chuckle
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"Oh I plan too"
