"Uh, guys? We have got a problem" Danny said but before he could say anything else, a mud grass pie landed on his head.

"FENTON!" Dash, one of the Jocks and number 1 bully of Dunny shouted and marched towards the now scared boy.

"...Make that two problems"

"I ordered three mud pies. Do you know what they gave me? Three mud pies. With mud. From the ground! All because of your girlfriend!"

"She's not my girlfriend! / I'm not his girlfriend!" Sam and Danny shouted together in defence.

Suddenly, Dash grabbed Danny by his shirt and lifted him a few inches off the ground. Lina's eyes turned red for a second and were about to stand up, but Sam placed a hand on her shoulder to hold her down.

"These are the best years of my life! After high school, it's all downhill for me! How am I supposed to enjoy my glory days eating mud?!"

"Actually, it's topsoil" Sam corrected him which angered Dash more and he tossed Danny at the table.

"Whatever! Eat it. All of it" he commanded as he grabbed one mud pie and was about to shove it into his mouth. Lina's eyes were now fully red as she stood up and marched towards Dash but came to a halt when her ghost senses went off and noticed the same thing happening to Danny.

They turned their attention to the lunch counter and saw a Lunch Lady with blue skin and old clothes, floating.

"Uh...uh... *looks hesitantly at the plate and picks it up* GARBAGE FIGHT!"

He tossed the plate and hit Dash in the face. At the same time, other students begin throwing food as well and chaos ensues. Sam, offended and angry, picked her head from the table and shouted.

"It's not garbage! It's- "she was cut short though as Danny grabbed her shoulder and pulled her on the floor. Lina had done the same to Tucker and the four of them were crawling away from the cafeteria.

"You're going to pay for this, Fenton!" they heard Dash shout.

"Great. I'm still his favourite"

"I doubt you will ever stop being that," Lina said as they finally managed to crawl out the cafeteria door. Danny and Tucker peeked their heads around it to see the Lunch Lady Ghost.

"Huh. Shouldn't be so bad. She looks a little like my grandmother"

"Shouldn't she be haunting a bingo hall?" Lina said out loud as she and Sam also peeked their heads around. Then, they took a step forward and closed the door behind them, but the sound was enough to draw the attention of the ghost.

"Hello, children. Can you help me? Today's lunch is meatloaf, but I don't see the meatloaf. Did someone change the menu?"

"Yeah. She did" Tucker answered and pointed with his thumb at Sam.

The Ghost suddenly became extremely angry, with her hair flaming on end and eyes flashing red. "YOU CHANGED THE MENU?! THE MENU HAS BEEN THE SAME FOR FIFTY YEARS!" she yells echoed around them as green flames surrounded her and appear circling above her head.

"Get behind us," Danny and Lina said together. Their friends did exactly that even though they didn't feel any security at that moment.

"Wow. I feel safe" Sam pointed out sarcastically.

"I'm going ghost!" Danny shouted as the white rings appeared and transformed into his ghost half. Lina did the same but was quiet all along, finding little stupid to shout when she transformed.

At least out loud. In her mind, shouting seemed to do the exact same thing, so she didn't complain. She even tried to help Danny with that but for some reason, it didn't work.

They looked at each other and with a nod, they started to float up towards the enraged Lunch Lady.

"I command you to...go away!" Danny said and Lina facepalmed.

The Lunch Lady caused many piles of dishes surrounding a sink to begin to glow and float around, before shooting them at Danny. He managed to turn intangible, causing the dishes to pass right through him before hitting the wall behind him. He returned to normal and smiles at his accomplishment of not being hit.

Lina smacked the back of his head for saying something so stupid and almost caused him to lose his balance on the air.

"Uhm… Lunch Lady… How about you go back to… well whatever you came from and we can make sure that the cafeteria menu will go back to normal"

Her words reached deaf ears as some dishes were shot at her. A yelp escaped her lips as she managed to turn intangible the last second. A sigh of relief escaped her lips but was sort victory as she turned to normal and saw that the dishes went straight for their friends.

Flying fast, Lina grabbed both of them by the wrist and managed to lift them slightly off the ground. Then, she moved them out of the way as Danny tried to grab the dishes in neat stacks with his hands, arms and even his mouth.

"Well, if this superhero thing doesn't work out, I can have an exciting career as a busboy," he said as he placed the plates on a table and looked at his reflection on one of them.

While looking at his reflection in the plates, he noticed the stoves behind him beginning to move around and frowned.

"I control lunch! Lunch is sacred! Lunch has rules! *turns to calm self* Anybody wants cake?

Lina, Sam and Tucker nod their heads in shock, afraid to do anything else.

"Too bad! Children who change my menu do not get dessert!"

And with those words, she phased up out through the ceiling while the three stoves began to emit green flames. The green flames fire out of the ovens towards Sam and Tucker who dodge out of the way. Lina jumped up to avoid a different blast and so did Danny.

The three stoves looked angry and flew at Tucker and Sam, who flinched.

"Danny. I have an idea" Lina said as the two Halfa flew up behind their friends, grabbed their shoulders and made them intangible.

They give a nod as they picked up their friends and quickly flew them through the wall out of the kitchen. The stoves hit and cracked the wall where the trio just flew through.

The trio turned tangible again and rolled out into the middle of a hallway. They looked behind them in shock.

"Hey! It worked! Angel, you are a genius!"

"Now I feel like one!" she said with the same smile as she looked at her hands.

"This is the thanks I get for thinking like an individual?" Sam said, irritation hearable in her voice.

A loud crash is suddenly was heard which caused out heroes to look for the cause. The hallway began shaking violently and the lights went out. Danny looked worried and then looked at the row of lockers closest to him.

Two of the lockers open and a bunch of school supplies came flying out. Suddenly, a locker next to Sam and Lina did the same thing, and in seconds the rest of the lockers were doing the same.

The supplies flew to the Lunch Lady, swirling through her and then behind her. The trio looked shocked. Suddenly, Tucker's eyes widen, and he sniffed the air.

"Steak...! Rib-eye...! No, porterhouse! Medium-rare!" he named, drools coming from his mouth as different types of meat flew above their heads.

The meat products began attaching themselves to the Lunch Lady's body until she was completely covered and only her mean green eyes were showing.

"But where did it come from? …Lancer!"

A piece of paper hit Tucker in the face, stopping his shouting and curses for the said professor.


The meat-covered Lunch Lady towered over the trio.

"Prepare to learn why meat is the most powerful of the five food groups!" The ghost suddenly lost her rage and went back to "innocent lunch lady mode, holding up a cookie. "Cookie?" she asked politely.

Sam shook her head "no." The ghost seemed surprised she was turned down for a split second before reverting back to "evil lunch lady mode".

"Sam!" Lina shouted worried as the lunch lady raised a clawed hand.

"Then perish!"

Danny slid backwards towards Sam to protect her.

"Forget it! The only thing that has an expiration date here is you!" he shouted as he pointed a finger at the ghost, only to return back to his normal self. "Whoops! I didn't mean to do that"

The Lunch Lady roared and grabbed Danny before sending him flying into Tucker. Both hit the lockers behind them, and a pile of papers covered them up.

"No!" Lina shouted, eyes blazing a strong red as she charged at the Ghost. She ducked under one clawed attack and went behind her, before placing her hands around the meaty neck. "Go back where you came from"

Through greeted teeth, Lina kept pulling back with force; putting some distance between the ghost and her friend. Sam snapped out of her shock and rushed to help the boys as Lina kept holding the ghost.

Suddenly, she was slammed against a wall and caused her to lose her grip.

"You!" the ghost shouted as she back slapped Lina to another wall.

The force was strong enough to make the air escape her lungs and also lose her transformation; going back to her human self.

She gasped for air and watched through blurred eyes as The Lunch Lady grabbed Sam off the ground and flew off down the hallway, taking Sam with her.

"Come on! Change back! We got to go!" Tucker shouted but a pair of hands grabbed them by their collars.

"You two aren't going *Pulls the boys up off the ground* anywhere," Mr Lancer said with Dash, still covered in mud, standing behind him, smirking in victory.

Lina grabbed the chance to slowly escape before she was also get caught, knowing that the boys would be fine. Her main concern was Sam.