Last time on Total Drama Preview; the campers saw everyone come to the old camp ground and there they saw the new guy. Many were surprises at his past being Heather's best friend but acted so nice. Many liked him right away thought Heather seems to have a hard time wrapping her head around the friend factor, not that the others were much better. Then to their surprise and Chris's pleasure the campers watch as their counterparts did a challenge right at the start to see who would go home before the teams were even made. In a crazy game of paint bomb tag our home school boy decided to open his mouth and ended up paying for it. How will the campers react to the teams when they are made? Will they think the events they played through will be the same or will the twist the show has for them shock them even more? Find out now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Chapter 1 B

The cast waited as the screen started up again. While there were not surprised at the put come and who got sent home but they had no idea what else was in store for them'


(Campfire)

"Was it fun for you guys? Did you just have a taste of the challenge?" Chris asked the campers and speaks up as he pulls up a clipboard, "Don't answer! Now we're gonna to spilt you into two team since we have even numbers now."

"Idiot, if we're on same team, you better be in alliance with me." Heather whispered to Naruto,

Leshawna shook her head, "Girl the teams haven't even been made yet and you're already bugging the boy?"

"Oh just shut up," Heather growled.

"Don't worry, Heat-chan." She nodded before snarled silently, realizing that he just call her with her nickname.

"If I call your name out, go stand over there." Chris gesturing at the right side of the campfire before calls them out, "Gwen, Noah, Leshawna, Heather, Geoff, Harold, Lindsay, Beth, Trent, Sadie, and Izzy."

"Wait a second," Harold said looking at the newly formed team.

The others stared quite as Noah quickly wrote the names down.

Everyone stand up, never noticed that Heather's eyes widened. The host did not call idiot's name, which mean he's on the other team.

"You are officially known as…" He paused, swipe his hand in air as if he was posting something, "The Screaming Gophers!"

"But that's not right?" Harold added. "Where's Owen? Where's Justin and Cody? Why am I not on the Killer Bass and why is Izzy here when she…"

"Dude stop already," Duncan said getting a headache. "It's obvious that the teams are mixed up now. We never had this cool new kid, we never did that first challenge at the start and now the teams are not the same."

"But why?" Harold asked much to the other's annoyance "Why not just have him take Ezekiel's spot and keep everything else the same?"

"I don't know," Duncan asked getting close to beating the nerd up. "Why are you a total loser that makes me want to lock in a toilet after Owen used it? Because of reasons, so sit down shut up and let's see how much better the Killer Bass are without you on it."

"But," Harold started before Leshawna butted in, "Are you complaining about being on the same team as me? A team with no Duncan till the merge?"

Harold stopped and thought it over before he grinned, "Well this is a perfect time to show off my made skills."

"Oh god shut him up already," Chris muttered as he un-paused the DVD again.

"It's so…Amazing, gosh!" Harold grinned as he takes a look at their green flag.

"Wait, what about Katie?" Sadie gasped in horror but Chris ignored her.

The best friends smiled at each other knowing that Chris will get them on the same team again.

"The rest of you, over here." He pointed at his left and calls them out by their names, "Bridgette, Justin, Naruto, Eva, DJ, Duncan, Tyler, Courtney, Katie, Owen, and Cody." He waited as the rest take their place.

"But Sadie is a Gopher! I want to be Gopher!" Katie cried.

"There, there. Katie, is it? Come on." Country escorts Katie to their group, "It'll be okay."

"It is so unfair!" Katie sobbed, "I'll miss you, Sadie!"

"I miss you too!" They must be really close, Naruto guessed, it was kind of same with Heather but knowing her, she will never admit it at all because she have her pride or something like that.

Heather scoffed, like she would ever act like those two losers.

Chris toss them a red flag, "You guys will officially be known as…" Owen grabs it and unfurled it, "The Killer Bass!"

"Wooo-hooo! I'm a Bass!" Owen cheered, grabs everyone in a group bear hug with a huge grin on his face.

Naruto blinked, "Um…Did you give us red flag on purpose since I have red hair?"

Chris blinked and actually noticed that, "Huh, didn't noticed that. Oh well I'm sure I had a good reason."

"Yeah right," Gwen muttered.

"…Nah, just a coincidence…" Somehow Naruto don't believe Chris because his eyes just shifting side to side, "All right, campers! I'm not sure if I already told you that but you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during the competition and confession…" Everyone blinks, confession?

The campers groaned as one. They hated the confession. It was only season two did they actually make a good one.


(Confession)

"You'll also be able to share your innermost thoughts or make video diaries any time you want to." Chris grinned at the camera inside the outhouse as the flies flew around him, "Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest."

*Static*

"Um, okay…" Gwen deadpanned, "So far this sucks."

*Static*

"I don't get it…" Lindsay stand in front of camera with her back facing it, "Where's the camera guy?"

*Static*

"Um…Honestly, I'm not really in for money." Naruto lick his lips and scratching his head, "Heat-chan kind of forced me to sign up and well, I also have my reason for coming here."

"Nice one Heather," Gwen said getting a glare from said girl.

"I wonder what other reason he has to be there." DJ wondered getting shrugs.

Lindsay had her own idea "Oh maybe he want to find a girlfriend on the show or maybe to get famous like us."

"Maybe," Beth said doubting it but figured her friend didn't need to know that.

*Static*

Somehow a duck was putting on a pink lipstick and quacks at the camera.

The cast raised a brow not knowing that and Chris chuckled remember that being caught on the camera and glad they kept it here too.

*Static*

"Hey guys, check that out. I have something important to say" Owen placed his hands on his hip before farted loudly. He giggled to himself.

Owen giggled as well before he farted too.


"All right, any questions?" One of them raised their hand, "No? Cool. Let's find your cabins." The host clapped his hands, lending them to the cabins.

(Cabins)

"Gophers, you're in east cabin." Chris point at the east cabin, "Bass, you're in the west. Grab your stuff and settle in!" The teams walk to their cabins as Chris watches them.

After entering the male side of cabin, Naruto take a good look around before walk to one of the bunk beds at the back of the room before asking his male teammates, "Who's going to bunk with me and which one would you like?"

"Hmm, is it cool with you if I take the bottom?" DJ asked with gentle smile and Naruto nodded as he tossed his bags on top bed.

"Hai, it's cool with me…DJ, right?"

"That's right, Na…Naruto, did I say it right?" The gentle giant find it little harder to say his name since it's something that he never heard it before and worried that he may get it wrong but his concern was erased after Naruto give him a nod with grin.

DJ sighed relieved that the new guy seemed okay with him making sure he did not mess up his name. 'He seems like a nice guy.'

"Want to talk to guys, getting know each other since we're going to see each other a lot?" DJ agreed with Naruto after placing his bags on his bed. As soon as they walk out to talk to the teammates, Naruto turn his head around before asking, "Um…Where's this little guy, Cody?"

"Aaaaahhhh!" Cody flew past them before landed on the ground with a thump.

"…Geek decided to hit on chicks in Gophers' cabin…He just walked inside their room…" Duncan chortled, watching Cody pick himself up.

"Yeah not your best move man," Trent said as the other guys chuckled.

Cody shrugged but he still had a good nature grin on his face.

Courtney was about to say something but a loud cry cut her off before everyone glanced to see Lindsay wailing for some reasons.

"I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. You know what I mean?" Owen chuckled as the boys starting to give him a look, "I-I-I mean no, I didn't mean like that!" He stammered, "I love chicks. I just don't want to sleep near them...No, I…I…I mean…"

"Riiiiight…" Duncan rolled his eyes.

Owen chuckled nervously as the other either shook their heads or rolled their eyes.

"Excuse me, Chris." Geoff shouts out to the host with a wave, "Is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?"

"You're all sixteen," Chris look little nervous for some reason, "As old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp." He grinned, "So other than myself, you'll be unsupervised."

"Actually, we are…Isn't that what cameras are for?" Naruto raised his eyebrow and Chris muttered something about wiseass.

"Hmmm," Geoff hummed as he thought it over. "You know he's has a point. Why didn't we figured that out?"

"Some of us did," Courtney muttered.

"We did?" Lindsay asked.

"Anyway, you've got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge starting now." Chris turns around and went to the main lodge to talk to his co-worker and get things ready. It wasn't long enough until Lindsay screamed in terror within the Gophers cabin, startled everyone before they take a look inside to see her standing on the chair, pointing at a roach scurrying around.

"Oh man, that white girl can scream." Leshawna said before the roach crawl toward DJ, draw an unmanly scream. He jumped into one of the bunk bed and breaks it by accident.

"That was my bed…" Gwen deadpanned, not believing it.

"Sorry," DJ muttered as he was sure he didn't the first time around.

"It's fine," Gwen said forgiving him long ago. "It doesn't matter anyways."

Its official, the universe must hate her right now. The rest of campers stomp around, trying to kill the bug before Naruto quickly catch it in his hands and smiled at the roach.

"Come on, guys, don't be cruel to the little fella." He lightly pets the bug's back, "Poor guy was just curious, I'll release him outside."

"B-B-But it's gross!" Beth shivered.

"Ewww," Lindsay cried as she watched the screen, "How can he hold it in his hand like that?"

Duncan noticed something, "Yeah it just crawled right into his hand like that. Weird."

"Maybe but it is alive. Let me know if you find any bugs, I'll just catch and release them outside." Naruto smiled, walk outside and put the roach on ground gently. "Here you go, fella." The roach crawled off his hand before turn around, everyone blinks as it rub its shell on his hand with a purring before ran away.

"…Did this roach just purred?" Noah blinks, he know that bugs don't purr at all…What the hell is that?

"Yeah what I said," Noah asked in disbelief. He was not the only one but most of the girls cringed or shivered at touching a cockroach with their bare hand.

Naruto chuckled before look to see Duncan with ax, it would be overkill if he doesn't get roach in time.

"Sorry, bud, maybe next time." He chuckled, patting Duncan's shoulder as he walk back to his cabin to unpack his stuffs. Duncan shrugged, he doesn't mind it as long as he has to keep this sweet ax that he stole…borrowed…found…ok, he just stole it.

Duncan snapped his fingers. Sure it was over kill but he enjoyed using the axe on the small bug.


(Main Lodge)

"Listen up, I serve it three times a day," The chef shouted at the teenagers, early Chris introduced the camper to Chef Hatchet and some of campers was little afraid of him. Chef roared at them, "And you'll eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your asses down now!"

"E-E-Excuse me," Beth stuttered, "Will we be getting all the major food groups?"

Chef ignored them as he scooped the foods into their tray before Harold speak up, "Yeah, 'cause I get hypoglycemic real bad," Chef's eyes twitched once, "If I don't get enough sugar…"

"You get a lot of shut the heck up!" The chef roared in Harold's face, send him running to the table in fear. Why does he have to cook for the damned kids, they kept whining about his foods!

"You may not have enjoyed cooking for them and the complaining but you have to admit it was fun messing with them in the challenges," Chris said to his partner.

"True," Chef admitted. "Wish they stop complaining about the food though. They think they would be in a fancy five star restaurant and be served hand and foot."

"Hell no, that's my spot."

The campers frowned or gritted there teeth hearing the top above them.

Owen whispered to Noah with smirk, "Have a cow."

"What was that?" Chef snarled and beckoning him over, "Come closer, fat boy. I can't hear you."

"Um…I didn't really say anything important." Owen nervously chuckled, grabbing his tray. It's better to have something to eat than nothing.

"I'm sure you didn't…" Chef growled before ordering Noah, "And you scrawny kid. Give me your plate!" He dropped another scoop of food, only to have it jump back in his scooper. He growled, whacked it down before Noah walk off with weird look at his food.

'That's impossible…food can't be sentient…can they?' Noah gulped, he swear that the food just growled at him.

"Only when Chef cooks it," Noah whispers to Cody before both of them glanced up in case Chef heard them.

"Next!" Naruto take his tray and give Chef a cheesy grin. The cooker dropped the foods into the redhead's plate.

"Thank, Chef!"

Chef blinked surprised as did the other campers.


(Confession)

"Finally! Someone with respect!" Chef grunted, crossing his arms. "Do you know how rare it is to find a teenager who actually respect and eat my foods without making any complains about my cooking?" He sighed, rolled his eyes.


"I think my food just moved…" Gwen stared at her food before Chef mashed it with blank look on his face, "…Right…"

Meanwhile, the Killer Bass team stares at Naruto eating his foods without hesitation, hell, Owen really hesitated to take a bite out of the mystery meat. He blinks, finally noticing their widened eyes and asked, "What? Do I have something on my face?"

"Wow," Owen said impressed, "He must be a good eater to have be braver than me in eating."

"Yeah and not many can be braver then you when food is concern," Izzy added and everyone nodded.

"He is awesome" Owen said with a grin.

"Aren't you worried about eating those foods?" Cody poked his food with fork, only to have it eat the fork, "…Um…Nope!"

Naruto chuckled and grinned at them, "Nah, they're really good! I really like it!" He takes another bite, ignoring the faces of his teammates turn little green. How the hell does he like it?

"I guess he don't have taste bud…" Courtney muttered before their host walk inside the main lodge.

"Welcome to main lodge." The host smirked, placing his arms behind.

"Yo, my man." Geoff look up from his tray, "Can we order a pizza?" A cleaver flew past Geoff's head and cut into the doorway above Chris's head. "WHOA! It's cool, G! Brown slop is cool!" The party boy cried as Chef growled, causing most of campers cower.

"Nice one man," Chris said to his friend.

"Yeah but my aim was a bit off" Chef admitted, "I was aiming to nick his hat."

Geoff gulped hearing that and thankful Chef missed.

Chris chuckled, "Your next challenge begins in one hour."

"Another one? But we just had one early!" Leshawna stood up.

"So…?" Chris smirked before turn on his heels and walk out.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Katie whined.

DJ placed his hand on her shoulder, "Don't worry, I'm sure it won't be bad. Maybe it's going to be a relaxing challenge."

"I was such a fool," DJ said shaking his head.

"Hey it was our first day there and 'our' first challenge," Bridgette said with a smile to comfort DJ. "There was no way we could have known."

=line=

The teams found themselves on top of a tallest cliff that loom over the lake. "Oh, fuck!" No one know who said it but it was good thing that there will be editor to censor the cussing out. Chris really wishes that they would leave it there but nooo, the producers want it to be PG.

"So we get an uncensored version I take," Duncan asked.

"Yep," Chris replied, "Completely uncut."

"Who said that anyways?" Chef asked hearing the scream from his place in the mess hall but never figured out who it was. It sounded like a girl's scream to him though.

DJ raised his hand embarrassed.

"Today's challenge is three-fold." Chris clapped his hands to get their attention, "Your first task is to jump off this," He point at the edge of cliff, "1,000 foot high cliff into lake."

"Piece of cake." Bridgette whispered to Tyler and Naruto.

Bridgette winced knowing that was not true.

"If you look down, you will see two target areas." Everyone did look down, there was one wide arc of water buoy rope with a small circle, also made by water buoy rope. "The wider area represents the part of the lake that we had stocked with psychotic…" A shark leap out of water with a snarl, "Man-eating sharks!"

"Is that legal?" Naruto muttered to himself.

"Surprisingly yes," Chris stated, "As long as the animal in question is not harmed and in a controlled environment and waivers were sign so harm will befall a shark for acting, well hehe, like a shark we can."

"He's lying right?" Cody asked Noah scared.

Noah shrugged not knowing but looking at Chris nervously.

Chris continued his explanation, "Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area which, we're pretty sure is shark free." He ignored Leshawna's plead, "For each member of your team that jumps and actually survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below."

The camera zoomed to crates on the lakeshore, "Inside each crates are supplies that you'll need for the second part of challenge…" Chris throws his arms in air, "Building a hot tub! The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot-tub party tonight! The losers will have no hot tub! It's a reward challenge, which means no one will be kicked out this round."

"Makes sense," Heather said "We already kicked someone off even if that wouldn't have changed."

"I wonder who will win this time," Courtney said. "With the teams mixed up who knows who will win now."

"Well if I recall," Duncan started, "The only ones that didn't jump are DJ, Beth and you princess. And seeing as you and DJ are on the same team again…"

"Ahhhh!" Courtney creamed as she hate losing even if she was not there. She hoped things would be different this time.

"Why can't we kick off someone?" Lindsay tilted her head.

"…Because we already did early and it won't bring us a good rating if we kept kick people out in one day." Chris grunted, wish he can kick a lot of people out for fun. "Anyway…The Killer Bass, you're up first."

"Oh wow!" Bridgette peeked over the cliff to see how far it is, "So, who wants to go first?" She asked with a smile, no one said anything until Naruto step up with a grin.

"I could go unless you want to." He can hear Owen telling them that it's cool since the reality show always test any stunts with their interns.

Chef scoffed while Chris shook his head, "You are never going to let that go are you?"

"That was for a job for inters, not me!"

"And you were fine. You had worst anyways."

"Don't push it pretty boy."

The campers looked at one another hearing this as this was all news to them.

"Hmm, if that's cool with you, I like to go first…" Naruto nod as Bridgette look at his black t-shirt over his orange-red board short, "Um…Aren't you going to take the shirt off since it will get wet?"

Naruto make a small wince that no one even noticed, "I…I like to have shirt on when I go swim." He replied and Bridgette shrugged.

"I wonder what wrong?" Trent asked aloud hoping nothing was wrong with the new guy. He, like most of the other campers, liked the new guy.

"He must be embarrassed by gut" Harold suggested. "Not everyone can pull a ten pack like I can."

The other campers shook their heads or down right scoffed. Chef looked at Chris, "One reason you added him to the show was his lying ego right?"

"I would be lying if I said no."

Duncan just reached over and stuffed some of Owen's candy wrappers down Harold's shirt. "I seen girl scouts more intimidating."

"See you at bottom." She smiled at him before turn to the teams with frown, "It's really no big deal, just an insane dive into a circle of angry sharks." She takes a dive as everyone ran up and looks at her diving into the safety zone. Bridgette come out and wave to everyone, showing that she was fine.

"My turn, dattebayo!" Naruto ran and jump off the cliff with cry, "Cannonball!"

"Idiot…" Heather mumbled, not even worried about Naruto's safety. The said boy landed in the safety zone with large splash before his head shoot up from the water.

"That was fun!"

"Whoooo!" Geoff cried, "I like Naruto's style." He got nods from most of the guys.

Naruto turned to the sharks before call out to them, "Hey sharks, mind gives me a ride to the lakeshore. I'll give you some meats to eat if you like?"

"W-W-W-What! Are you crazy! They're psycho! Man-eating sharks!"

"What!?" were the replies from the campers watching. Izzy laughed, "Oh shark wrestling! Sounds like fun. Me next!"

"You crazy girl," Leshawna said gapping at the screen. "And same to the red boy. Those sharks will kill him!"

"Wait for it," Chris muttered recalling this from his little peek before calling the campers.

The teams cried out in unison, only to stand in shock as one of the shark swim up to Naruto and bring him to the shore, holding on the fin.

"Thank, Fin!" Naruto rub the shark's back, "Will any kind of meat be fine with you?"

The campers all gapped stunned beyond belief. "I don't believe it," Gwen muttered.

"I know," Izzy replied with a pout, "Where's the wrestling?"

"The shark listen to him," Trent muttered "And he even gave it a name."


(Confession)

"…I'm not going to make any comment about that…" Noah muttered with blank expression.

*Static*

"He even named this shark…" Gwen deadpanned.

*Static*

"Is it me or did this shark purred? Since when they can purr?" Justin blinks, unsure if he just imagined it before adoring himself in mirror.

"It did?" Justin asked. "Can they even purr?"

"Not to my knowledge," Noah muttered as he made another note about the new guy.


Everyone turn to Heather since she's his childhood friend and hope she will answer their question.

"I stopped trying to figure him out years ago," was all Heather said.

Tyler shook his head, clearing up the shock and said, "I'm going next!" He take a few steps back and ran off the cliff, "Cowabunga!"

"Oh!" Bridgette and Naruto groaned, witnessing Tyler's body clashed with one of the buoy's tower before he slid down into the safety zone.

Tyler winced seeing that and recalled how painful that was. The others winced as well before DJ said, "At least you landed in the save zone afterwards and scored for your team."

"True," Tyler admitted.

One by one, Duncan, Eva, and Cody dived and made it to the safety zone. DJ stares at the lake with fear written on his face.

"Unh-unh! No way, man!" He gulped, take a step back. "Not even going to jump."

"Scared of height?" Chris smirked at DJ.

"Yeah, ever since I was a kid!"

"That's okay, big guy…" Chris walks up to the giant and putted a chicken hat on DJ's head, "Unfortunately, that also make you a chicken! You'll have to wear this for the rest of the day."

"Aw, man. For real?"

"Compared to some of the other stuff we had to do, I think I can live with a hat."

The others nodded to DJ's statement.

"Bawk, bawk, bawk!" Chris clucked, "That mean a chicken path is this way!" He pointed at the escalator that mysteriously appeared on the cliff's side. DJ sighed as he rides it down.

"Excuse me, Chris. I have a medical condition."

"What condition, Courtney?" He never heard anything about her having medical condition.

"A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs."

"You can chicken out if you want to," Chris smirked at her as he checking his nails, "But it might end up costing your team the victory. And then they'll hate you!"

"It's a calculated risk." Courtney gazed at the Gophers, "I've seen the other team and I don't think most of them will jump."

"Yeah and how did that work out for you?" Heather asked.

"Oh shut up," Courtney shot back, "if I recall Leshawna had to throw you off. We can still win this."

"She does know that it's doesn't matter right?" Geoff whispered getting shrugs from DJ and the others.

"Alright, here's your chicken hat." The host chuckled before turn to the remaining Bass teammates, "So who want to go next?"

"I'm not jumping without Katie!" Sadie cried.

"We have to be on same team!" Katie cried with her before get up closer to Chris' face, "Please! Can we be on same team? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we?" They chanted together.

"Oh, for the love of…Fine!" A loud squeal almost deafened him, "W-Who want to switch?" He cleans his ear with pinky.

"Saw that coming," Duncan said as the group covered their ears as the two friend squealed in delight.

"Okay so who's going?" Harold asked.

"I will! I will!" Izzy cried waving her hand excitedly, "I want my girl to play with Whiskers some more.

"I'll switch places with her." Izzy raised her hand and Chris nodded, writing it down on his clipboard.

"Sadie, you're Gopher and Izzy, you're Bass now." Izzy grinned before dived into the safety zone.

"Did she switch place with Sadie?" Duncan said to Naruto and he gives a little nod with unsure expression on his face.

"He senses danger," Noah joked getting some snickers.

"Now, Justin?" The model smirked before dived but landed in dangerous zone. Everyone screamed as the sharks zoomed into Justin but they stopped and take a good look at him. Justin smiled at them and they fall in love with his look, one of them carries him to the shore.

"Wow, his handsome really come in handy." Chris chuckled before turn to Owen, "Now…Will you jump or chicken out? Maybe your jump will bring them win…No pressure, man." The large boy gulped before put on his water floaters. The Killer Bass team cheered him on as he inched closer to the edge. He takes a deep breath before closed his eyes.

"Here we go," Owen whispered in awe seeing this from a different point of view, he hope his counterpart didn't lose his suit like he did.


(Confession)

Owen gulped, look at the corner. "See, the thing is…I'm not that strong a swimmer."

*Static*

Geoff smirked at the camera, "I looked at this guy and thinking, 'There's no way he's going to make it'."

*Static*

Bridgette rubbed her arm, "I was really worried about Owen, I thought he gonna die."


"Aww, thanks for worrying Bridge," Owen said with a smile to the surfing girl who waved back.

Owen walk a few meters back, "Take a good run at it, buddy. You can do it." It was really surprised that Chris was encouraging him on.

"I'm going to die now…I'm going to freakin' die now…" He takes a deep breath and screaming on top of his lungs as he ran up to the edge and jump off with a scream, "OH CRAP!"

Owen landed in the safety zone, causing a huge wave that knocked the Killer Bass team down and some sharks landed in Naruto's arms.

"Fin, Fang, and Jaw…Are you alright?" Naruto asked them, only to have them shivering in fear of their near-death expression.

"Fin, Fang and Jaw?" Gwen echoed, "Man not only did he name them but he gave them bad ones too."

"What other name do you give a shark?" Owen questioned.

Gwen was not sure how to answer that.

"Um…Break time until we get the sharks calm down and have them back in the lake." Chris blinks at the sight.


"And we're back!" Chris grinned before he turns to the Screaming Gophers team, "Now it's your turn to jump. We'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on."

"Nice!" Trent grinned a small grin, "Okay, guys, who's up first?"

"Us! Us! Us!" Katie and Sadie chanted before they ran off the cliff, holding their hands and landed in the safety zone.

"Yeah!" Katie and Sadie cheered at their double points.

"I'm sorry, there's no way I'm doing this." Heather crossed her arms with her nose in air.

"Why not?" Beth asked.

"Uh, hello, nation TV? I'll get my hair wet."

"You're kidding, right?" Gwen asked, not believing what the queen bee just said.

"Here we go," Leshawna muttered crossing her arms.

"If she's not doing it, I'm not doing it." Lindsay said, looking in Heather's eyes.

Courtney raised a brow interested wondering why didn't that work in her favor last time.

'Hmm, possible alliance.' Heather smirked in her thought, only to snap out of it as Leshawna growled to her.

"Oh you're doing it!"

"Says who?"

"Says me! I'm not losing this challenge 'cause you got your hair day, you spoiled little daddy's girl!" Noah smirked, seem to be amused by their fight, the boys gulped as Lindsay step back in fear.

"Back off, Ghetto-glamour, too-tight-pants-wearing, rap-star wannabe!" The girls gasped.

"Mall-shopping, ponytail-wearing, teen-girl-reading, peeking in high school prom queen!" Leshawna shot back.

"Well, at least I'm popular." Heather smirked, oh snap! Everyone gasped, watching them fighting.

"Oh ho, major friction on the gophers at day one," Duncan said with a laugh.

"But we already know that," Noah pointed out.

"Yeah but we never got front row seats to it all."

"Good point."

"You're jumping!"

"Make me!"

Heather growled knowing that Leshawna showed how much of a pain in her butt she would become.

Leshawna decided to do what she said and pick her up before throw her down, watching her landed in safety zone, "Leshawna, you are so dead!"

"Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I?" Leshawna shout back before whisper to herself, "Now I just hope I can hit it too." She jumped off with a scream and landed next to Heather in safety zone.

Lindsay glanced at Chris, "I thought this was going to be a talent contest."

"Yeah…" The host laughed, "No."

"Okay…" Lindsay gulped before dive with a scream, making it to safety zone. Gwen also joined her before Geoff jumps, swinging his hat around and wooing. Both of them made it to the safety zone.

"Man that was a blast," Geoff said before he paused, "Minus the killer sharks that is."

"Actually that was my favorite part of the challenge" Chris added with a grin.

"I-I-I-I can't do it…" Beth looked nervously at Chris, "I'm too scared." The host pulls out chicken hat, "I'm sorry!" She cried to her teammates.

"This is, like, so lame, right?" Lindsay turns to Heather with smile.

"Fully lame." Heather agreed with her before someone call out to her, ruffling her hair in process.

"Oh, Heat-chan, did you make friends? I'm proud of you!"

"Idiot! How many times do I tell you to not to!" Heather swatted his hand away as he chuckled.

"I am liking this guy more and more I see him," Gwen said.

"Um hmm, you said it girl," Leshawna agreed.

"Maybe you might end up with him this time," Trent said before they looked at each other and then looked away.

"Somehow I doubt it."

His eyes glanced to Lindsay and give her a smile. "Lindsay, was it?" The blonde bombshell nodded with smile, "I'm glad that you're friend with her, I know she can be very tsundere so please get along with her."

"A what?" Lindsay asked.

"It's a Japanese term," Noah replied as he made a note, "basically it mean someone is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing their warm side over time to others."

"Ahhhh," Harold nodded as he seemed to understand something. "That explains a lot. Heather is always mean to everyone and while we never seen it I am sure to someone she shows a-Hey!"

Heather however found Harold explanation annoying and useless so she dumped her drink over his pants and made it look like he wet himself. The nerd got up to try and clean himself off in the bathroom. Heather sat down crossing her arms as she mutters, "I'm not tsundere."

"I-I-I'm not tsundere!" She cried out with red face.

"Yeah, I will, Nate!" Lindsay nodded again with smile.

"Hahaha, it's Naruto. See you two later, I have to go back to my team." He waved at them before go back.

"Hmm. Hanna, what's tsundere?" Lindsay blinked but Heather doesn't even answer her question at all. They both turn back to see that Noah and Trent already jump off and made it safe.

"Okay, campers…There's only one person left." Chris nudged Harold, "You guys need this jump for the win."

Harold gulped, "I can do it, gosh…" The nerd rubs his neck, peeking over the cliff and don't even hear his team cheering while other team eggs him on to chicken out. "…Okay, I'm going to jump now…"

"If only," Duncan muttered which got him a slap to the head by Leshawna.

"Good luck!" Chris chuckled, watching Harold ran and jump off with cheer.

"…Um…shouldn't he keep his legs together because…" Naruto attempted to say before winced as Harold landed on his family jewelries with a high-pitched scream that make all males to winced, feeling the phantom pains.

All the guys winced as well before they all paused when…

"Ahhhh!" they all heard a male screamed and turned towards the door to see Harold standing there looking horrified at the screen. He stood there unable to move. As the others let him be and recover on his own.

"Oooooh~" The sharks also winced.

"Oh, hate to see that happen." Chris chuckled, taking pleasure in witnessing the nerd's pain. "But the winner is Screaming Gophers!" The said team cheered, Harold also gives a weak cheer as he hold his crotch.


"Well at least he got us the win," Leshawna said glancing back at the still frozen Harold.

The Killer Bass team watches on as the Gophers loaded their crates on the pull carts and walk back to their cabins, singing about something.

"Ow! I think I just got a splinter." Courtney winced in pain as Eve walk up to her and pick her crate up, scared Courtney.

"Shut up and pick up your crate…" Eve slammed it down, "Chicken!"

"Hey, I'm the only one here with CIT camping experience here, you need me!"

The group, all but two at least, groaned while Courtney crossed her arms annoyed while Harold was started to recover. "She is going to go on about that again huh?" Gwen muttered.

Meanwhile, Bridgette struggled with her crate before someone asked her from behind, "Need help?"

"Oh, Naruto?" She blinked, it sound like Naruto before she nodded, "Yeah…" She turns to him, only to stares at him widen-eyes.

The group stared and whistled, "Dang, boy has some skill." Leshawna said.

"How can he do that," DJ asked amazed.

"Think we can teach us?" Geoff asked forgetting a certain detail.

"Sure…if he exist," Noah added while he made another note about Naruto.

Heather blinked, 'Is he Alejandro in disguise?'

He was holding up two crates while balancing the third one on his head. "Um…On second thought, it would be harder on you so I would do it…"

"No worries, no worries…I'll put one of the crates on your crates and we'll push them together, cool with you?" Bridgette rubs her arm, thinking about it before nods, "Great! Don't worry about the third one, Tyler will get it when he get back after finishing up something."

"That's nice of him," Tyler said grateful the guy helped him out without slowing the team down.

"Oh, that's good." They both push the crates together while getting knows each other a bit.

"Naruto, Naruto! Let me rub your whiskers! Let me rubs your whiskers!" Izzy giggled as she ran up to him with crate on her back. Naruto paled as he takes a step back from her.

Izzy giggled with glee not even noticing the look Naruto had on his face. The others giggled at this, knowing the others will find out now.

"Um…Why do you want to rub his tattoo?" Bridgette blinks.

"Hehehe, it's really his birthmark and if you rub his whiskers, he will…"

"O-O-OI, d-d-don't tell her tha…A-A-A-A-Ooooooooo…" He was cut off by Bridgette's stroke on his cheek out of curiosity before she pulls her hand back with odd look and a little pinkish tint on her cheeks.

"Wow Bridge," Owen said looking at the blushing girl, "didn't think you would be so forward."

"I think I was too curious there." Bridgette said trying to defend herself.

Geoff wrapped an arm around her shoulder, "It's no problem Bridge, even if it might be a little funny."

"Did you just purr?" Bridgette laughed, find it a little cute.

"N-N-No, I do-O-O-Ooooooo…" This time it was Izzy stroking his check with giggle.

"Hey guys, you're falling behind…" Chris pulls up on his motorbike, only to blink at Naruto purring before laughing, "No way! I can't believe it!"

Chris laughed along with Chef, "oh I am so going to hold that over his head."

"What's going on?" Chris turns to see Courtney with swollen eye and he yelped at the sight, "…Is he purring?"

"I-I-I don't purr at all!" Naruto cried, pushing their hands away lightly before pick their crates and ran off, leaving dust behind. Bridgette and Izzy giggled before telling Courtney why they was rubbed his birthmarks.

"Poor boy is never going to be left along," Leshawna said though she also had a large grin on her face.


The Bass team made it back to the cabins and Heather noticed that Naruto was blushing hard. "Why is the idiot blushing?" Both of the teams turn to him after hearing Heather's question.

"Heather! Heather! Did you know if you rub his whiskers birthmark, he'll really purr like an animal?" Izzy giggled, she doesn't even see Heather froze up.

"Oh I think someone already knows," Duncan said with a grin and others smiled teasingly at a glowing Heather, "Got some of your own little petting time with her pet fox."

"Shut up," Heather cried out but all that did was get laughs.

"I think the girl's is jealous," Leshawna pointed out.

"You wish," Heather replied but it did nothing to help with the problem.

"O-O-OI! I don't! She's lyin….O-O-O-Oooooooooo!" He purred, melt into Courtney's hand since she want to see it herself.

"No way…" Trent chuckled.

"S-S-Stop it!" Naruto stuttered with red face, why does everyone wants to feel his whiskers! "Listen up, my birthmark is of….O-O-O-oooooo!"

"He will be teased forever after this," Duncan laughed.

"Lindsay, I think you should leave the poor boy alone." DJ look very concerned about him.

"Why?" Lindsay tilted her head before scratching it lightly.

"W-W-Wait! Don't scratch it!" Heather yelled but it was too late. Naruto froze up at the action with widened eyes.

"Uh oh," Lindsay said afraid she did something bad.

"Ummm is that a bad thing?" Owen asked.

"Heather seems to know what's going on," Gwen pointed out as they waited hoping nothing bad would happen to Naruto, he was really growing on them.

"Whoa, are you okay, man?" Geoff asked as he poked Naruto, not getting any reaction.

"Um…Is he okay?" Lindsay looks worried since it was kind of her fault. Suddenly Naruto purred in bliss and cuddle into the close person, turn out to be Duncan.

"Dude!" He cried, try to prying him off.

Duncan gapped as the others laughed, none harder than Harold. "What was that about being teased forever?" Heather asked with a grin glad the punk had something happen to him.

Duncan growled before he splashed his drink over a still laughing Harold, once again making it look like he was wetting himself. "Fine I'll say nothing about Naruto's purring if we don't mention being made into a cuddle buddy."

"We'll think about it," Heather replied enjoying the moment.

"Don't bother. Idiot will be out of it for a while." Heather snorted, "It always happens when someone scratches his cheeks and he won't remember anything in his bliss. It will take him to snap out in about thirty minutes."

"Um…How long will he be on me for?"

"Oh…About few minutes before he will switch you with someone." The queen bee rolled her eyes, "And he really has iron grip so don't bother if you want him off."

"Great," Duncan muttered as Courtney giggled next to him.


As soon as Naruto snapped out of his bliss mode and does not remember anything, the teams agreed on unwritten rule and that's not to scratch his birthmark until you want him to cuddle on people…Even Chef was victim of it when he try to pull him off Chris on his order.

Chef growled as the others laughed, even Chris snickered before the cook reminded Chris he was also a victim.

Courtney decided to put herself up as leader of Killer Bass team and no one really said anything so they were fine with it.

It was obvious that the Screaming Gopher team have a good teamwork, something that the Killer Bass was missing as they attempts to building a hot tub. It took them hours to finish up before Chris show up and look them over, first he walk up to Gopher's tub and hummed.

"…This is an awesome hot tub!" The team cheered and he walks up to the Bass' tub as the Bass team gasp in worry. He pokes it gently before it falls apart, watching a seagull that somehow got in their tub, float away. "Well…It's obvious that we have a winner here!" Chris glanced at each team before shouting, "The Screaming Gophers! Enjoy your party with the hot tub, which you will keep for the rest of summer!" The Gophers cheered more and the Basses groaned.

"Dang, how did that happen?" Harold asked as he came back one again. "The teams are different so he couldn't have lost that badly."

"Maybe because you had a poor leader," Heather teased a fuming Courtney.

"It was not our fault!" she cried before Duncan pulled her back to her seat before she started a new argument.

Chris turned to the Killer Bass team, "And you guys will have no party. Suck to be you…"

"Well, at least, no one is kicking off this round." DJ tried to cheer his team up.

"I'll say," Tyler said looking at Courtney, "if Ezekiel didn't open his mouth you might have been voted off. With him gone before the challenge you might have really been eliminated."

"No I wouldn't have," argued Courtney before she looked at the others, "Right guys?"

"To be fair," Duncan started, "You were very annoying to even me in the first episode. And like I said between you and DJ, I picked DJ to help in a challenge."

Courtney screamed angrily at the claim and at no one defending her.


Chris stood on the dock with grin, "Now it has been a crazy episode. We have seen our farmer boy get a new coat, a lot of screaming, purring, and a lot of weird things…Most around Naruto for some reason…" Chris tapping his chin with his index finger, "I wonder what would happen next time on…"

"Total…"

"Drama…"

"Island!"


I am loving the new season so far," Chris said with a grin. "Naruto is really bring the drama without even trying."

"I like him," Chef admitted.

The campers watched as a final scene appeared on the screen.

Naruto yawned, decided to turn in early and he wasn't alone because some of them were tired after a long day. So far today was interesting and fun beside some strokes on his cheeks. He got to know a few campers here and hope he will know everyone before the end of this show, maybe they will become his friends.

He unzipped one of his bags and takes out his sleepwear, something inside catch his attention before he picks it up. It was a large thick envelope. Naruto sighed softly with saddened expression before place it back inside.

'I still have a lot of time…Better not worry about it until later…' He glance around the room to make sure that his teammates don't see him before take his shirt off to reveal a large scar on his chest, over his heart and quickly put a black shirt on. He rubs his hidden scar, want to forget this incident before shake his head as he put on his orange ramen-patterned pajamas pant.

"I wonder what tomorrow will be like…" Naruto muttered softly before he closed his eyes and fall asleep.

"I wonder what that was about." Trent asked as the screen went black.

"No clue but he did say he came to the island for a reason" Gwen said recalling the confession, "So it might have had something to do with that."

"So ready for the next one?" Chris asked before he hit play not waiting for a responds.


So chapter one is officially finish and we still have more await. If the campers thought the changes to the teams were unexpected then they haven't seen anything yet. What more surprises will our campers see and face? Will they finds the secret that is Naruto? Will Heather finally admit what she thinks of the new guy? Find out next time on Total…Drama…preview!