Last time on Total Drama Preview; the campers were reminded of the first rule of dodgeball…don't talk about dodgeball. Lucky I am not effected by the rules here. With the teams all different the campers were conflicted on who would win, as the heavy hitters now all on the bass and the winner of the game Harold was on the gophers. They saw some close game play and some surprising moves made. Heather showed her angry side as she took down several camper when Naruto got some attention from the other female campers, which was amusing to the real campers. Izzy had some fun as her counterpart had a bet for her 'whisker time' which, if my math is right, has fifteen more times the crazy girl can rub the boy's birthmarks. The game ended in the Bass's victory when Naruto took down Harold much to the real boy's surprise. While no one was shock that Noah was voted off the boy did however started a betting pool in both worlds for who they think would get together with Naruto. Many bets were taken but the real shocker was when Lindsay did not get together with Tyler like expect but had a crush one someone else and was clued as it was someone else on the other team. Who is this mystery crush? Will the betting pool expand and what other antics will we enjoy tonight? Find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Also a shout out to White fox16, who has been helping me with some of the grammar issues of this story. Also note that I decided to update this weekly on Friday, Saturday at most if something happens. I will try to keep to at deadline but you know how life can be.

Chapter2 C

(Screaming Gophers Cabin)

It had been a few days after the dodge ball challenge and it was morning.

"Okay, this is so-way-beyond bad." Lindsay's whine waked Gwen up and the Goth girl turn to her as the bombshell checked her empty tanner tubes, "I'm out of fake tanner, already."

Lindsay moaned feeling bad for her counterpart.

"Whoa, that's tragic, Lindsay." Gwen said sarcastically.

"Now I have to actually like suntan, in the sun." Lindsay turned to Gwen with puppy eyes, "Do you realize how shriveled and wrinkly that can make your skin?" Gwen ignored her as she patted her hair down. "Oh, you totally do!" Lindsay gasped, expressing her concern and Gwen rolled her eyes.

Heather laughed, "Yeah Gwen, which is seems odd cause don't Goths hate the sun?"

Gwen scowled, "Shut up Heather, maybe your girl will actually make out with Naruto."

The others laughed while heathers stammered, "Sh-shut up!"

"All right, Campers, enough beauty sleep!" Chris' voice rang out of the loudspeaker, "Time to show us what you're made of…Meet me at the stage!"

"Now what!" Duncan grunted out as the campers slowly staggered out of their cabins.


(Stage)

"Are we gonna see a musical?" Lindsay asked her teammates, "I love musicals…Especially the ones with singing and dancing."

Lindsay nodded not seeing the eye rolls the others gave her. Even Beth didn't think she would be able to explain to her BFFF.

"Gwen, saved you a seat!" Trent waved Gwen over as he patting the seat next to him.

"Thank." Gwen smiled at the musician before sat down next to him as Heather look at them with raised eyebrow, not sure if they are in alliance or not. The queen bee glanced at the other team to see Naruto wave at her with grin and she turn her nose up in air, not noticing that she accidentally hit Lindsay in face with her ponytail.

"Bah…" was all Lindsay can say as she pulls a piece of hair out of her mouth.

"Eww," Lindsay and Beth said while the others look grossed out as well.

"Welcome to our brand-new, deluxe, state-of-the-art outdoor amphitheater." Chris showed up in the middle of the stage with cheesy grin.

"Wow, the interns really build it so faster because I don't see that place here yesterday." Naruto muttered.

Chris frowned angrily while chef chuckled.

Chris glared at Naruto for interrupting him before muttered, "Anyway…This week's challenge is a summer camp favorite, a talent contest!"

"Yes! Awesome!" Owen cheered as the campers perked up at Chris' revelation.

"Each team has eight hours to pick their three most talented campers." The host explained, "These three will represent them in the show tonight. Sing, dance, juggle. Anything goes as long as it's legal." He gave Duncan an 'I'm watching you' sign and the punk snapped his fingers, too bad.

Duncan shrugged, "Your lost dude."

"Yeeeaaa," Chris muttered "I think I'll be fine."

"You will be judged by our resident talent scout, former D.J., V.J., and rap legend grand…Master Chef who will show his approval via the chef-o-meter." Out of nowhere, the ding can be heard and everyone look around for it but Chris speaks again, "The team that loses will send one camper home tonight. Good luck!" The host chuckled as he walks off the stage.

Harold looked pleased with himself again "Time to impress everyone with my many talents."

"You forget once again," Duncan started, "you are on the other team. And unless they have the bad luck the bass had then they would have three performers. I doubt they would pick you anyways."

Courtney hummed as the girl tab her chin, "True you were our last resort and we don't know what Naruto can do yet."

Harold scowled, "Big deal. I bet it's, like, nothing."

"Double our last bet?" Duncan grinned to which the nerd agreed.


(Screaming Gophers)

Heather blows her whistle before walk by her team and said, "Okay, I'm the team captain, so here's how it's going to work."

"Wait! Who said you were team captain?" Gwen asked.

"She did. Just now." Lindsay replied.

"Lindsay, Beth, and I took a vote, and I won." Heather gave Gwen a smug smirk.

"Threatening them to vote for you isn't exactly democratic." The Goth girl snarled before Trent show up with a muffin.

"Hey, snagged you an extra muffin." The musician handed her the food before Heather call out to him.

"Trent, you're cool with me leading this project, are you?"

"Right on. Go for it." Trent nodded, earning a frown from Gwen.

Trent winced and glanced at Gwen, "To be fair I didn't know her then nor did I care for her. And I was kinda distracted and…"

Gwen held up her hand, "its fine, I get it."

"Good. Beth, Lindsay, and I will be the judges." Heather said as the mentioned girls squealed together.

"Whatever." Gwen deadpanned.


(Killer Bass)

Courtney once again takes charge of the project and no one was against it because they don't want to lead the team.

"So who want to audition first?" CIT asked them and Owen raised his hand with gusto.

"Pick me! Pick me! Pick! Pick! Me! Me! Me!" Courtney sighed before nod at him, "All right!"

Heather groaned knowing what the oaf was going to do while Owen fist pumped.

Owen stands in front of his team with a bottle before he chugged it then burping the entire alphabet. The boys cheered before Courtney shot them down by stating that it was too gross.

"Oh god that was your talent?" Courtney asked glad her counterpart shot him down.

Owen frowned sad he would not be able to do his talent. Trent looked at her, "Hey compared to some of the other available it was not that bad. Plus who else can do the whole alphabet in one burp?"

DJ nodded, "Yeah, besides Chef may had thought it would be worth something."

Chris leaned to Chef and whispered, "Out of curiosity what score would you have given if they did show that?"

Chef thought it over with 'hmmm' "Possible a seven at least if he can do it in one go under 45 seconds."

Owen cheered hearing that while Heather growled.

"Maybe next time, Big O." Naruto tried to cheer sulking oaf up.

"Hey, Naruto, are you going to audition?" Bridgette asked, recalling that the redhead working in circuses for part-time.

"Me? Hmm, I guess I can try out but it has been a while and I may be a little rusty." Naruto rubbed his head.

"I doubt it," Trent said, "the guy is good."

"Oh, what do you do?" Courtney raised her eyebrow and Naruto chuckled.

"As one of clowns, I can do a lot of things, dattebayo." Everyone blinked at him, a clown?

"Ugh, I'll put you on the list if we don't have the third one." Courtney groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose. Naruto shrugged, he was fine with it as long as everyone have a chance to try out.


(Screaming Gophers)

The team sat with look of shocks on their face as they watch Sadie and Katie dance very badly.

Everyone but Sadie and Katie were watching the dance wide eyed. "Wow," Courtney muttered.

"I'll say," Duncan added.

"I'm so glad I didn't have to see that," Chef said shaking his head disappointed.

"Um…No." Heather shook her head, crossed their names off the list before noticing Gwen walk away with a book in her hands. "Where are you going?"

"Anywhere, that's not here." Gwen muttered as she disappeared into the wood. The queen bee narrowed her eyes and turns to her team. So far they choose Trent for his music talent and had to take a little break due to Heather changing into her tutu outfit.

"For my audition, it's ballet route." The queen bee starts to show off her talent and they clapped as she looks at Lindsay and Beth to signal them for their cue.

"Too bad we won't get to see it," Gwen shot at her recalling how the girl read her diary out to the world.

Heather smirked at her hoping to see the Goth humiliated again.

"Oh, I vote for Heather to be in the contest." Beth said and Lindsay seconded it.

"Guys, that's so sweet." Heather acted with hidden smirk, "Okay, unh, so I guess I'm in…Why everyone doesn't take a five?" The team accepted it and walks off before Heather stopped Lindsay. "I need you to do something. Can you keep a secret?" The queen bee demanded.

"Oh my gosh, definitely!" Lindsay nodded, "My sister got diarrhea once on her date, and I had to bring her toilet paper because the restaurant was all out and she was stuck in the bathroom, and I've never told a soul."

Lindsay winced as the others looked at her, "Until now," Lindsay added sheepishly.

"Ohhh," Beth winced, "I bet she was mad at that."

Lindsay sighed, "Well she yelled at me for a bit but after taking her out shopping for a few days she forgave me in the end."

'Whoa, TMI…' Heather stared at her with unreadable expression.

Lindsay nods before remembering something, she was on nationwide television show. "…Oops…Sorry, Paula."

"Gwen's up to something serious." Heather muttered, want to forget what the bombshell just revealed and hand her the walkie-talkie. "I need you to follow her and report back to me."

"Okay."

Gwen scowled crossing her arms. 'I hope I can get some dirt on Heather here.'


(Killer Bass)

After a several auditions, DJ was doing a rhythmic dance with a ribbon which everyone clapped to. "Fine. Sign him up…Now we have one more spot left" Courtney sighed, the Bass team already chose the CIT for her violin. "Next."

"Me!" Bridgette perked up, "I can stand on my hands for twenty minutes. Watch!" She lifts herself up and stands on her hands.

"Oh I'm impressed," Heather said with a grin at the scowling surfer girl, "After that performance I was surprised Courtney let you go on after you threw up like that."

"Hey that was only once!" Bridgette cried out, "And I still did better than you."

Heather scoffed not caring since she didn't even try the challenge.

"Okay, that would be cute if you were a monkey." CIT rolls her eyes, "I just don't think it's quite what we're looking for…Next…" Justin walks to the front of the campers and just flexing his muscles as the girls gushed over him.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…I can't believe what I'm going to say…Sorry, Justin, that's not talent even if you're this handsome…"

Chef shook his head while Courtney looked at the others, "How did you guys come up with Justin as one of the performers?"

"Actually it was quite the story," Leshawna said. "After Beth tried her talent out with flaming batons she missed catching them and a small fire started in a bush. Justin then came out, kicking the door down from a shed and spray the area with a fire extinguisher. After the spray ended he was looking so hot, even more so when he took his shirt off. One of us gave him a water bottle and as he drank on little drop of water fell and landed on his chest with a hiss. He was perfect."

Leshawna sighed as did all the girls on the bass team as well as Owen. Courtney blinked stunned and as she pictured it. "Okay I can see why you picked him."

Noah on the other hand had a different matter on his mind. He noticed that so far the order or eliminations were all the same. But if the bass won then who would be kicked off if Justin was on the other team.

Courtney sighed and Justin shrugged, it's better to sit out and stay in the game longer. She turned to Naruto and said, "Fine, Naruto, you're third."

"I'll do my best, dattebayo." The redhead grinned as CIT walks off to find Chris and let him know that they have three representatives.

"I'm looking forward to seeing what he can do" Duncan said leaning back hoping to enjoy the show.


(Screaming Gophers)

Lindsay returned to Heather without find anything about Gwen. "Great…" Heather muttered as the Gophers get together again for the tryouts. Beth decided to show off her talent with flaming baton route.

Courtney looked impressed, "so this is what you were talking about. I'm actually impress."

"Wait for it," Heather muttered.

"Are you sure that that is safe?" Heather asked, worried for her safety. She was not alone because everyone shared her concern.

"It's okay. I've been practicing." Beth replied, focusing in her route before she tossed them in air. Everyone gulped as the gravity bring them back down before Beth catches them and give a bow.

Several campers were clapping end even chef was impress and thought it would have been a good performance. Heather looked back at the gapping Beth, "Why couldn't you do that last time?"

"I…I…" Beth was too stunned to say the least.

"Wow!" Heather said as everyone clapped, "I think we have our final representative. So it's me, Trent, and Beth…Any objections?" There was no objection at all.

Beth finally recovered as Lindsay hugged her friend. Beth then closed her eyes and crossed her fingers hopping she did it right in the show.


(Gwen)

The Goth girl was thinking about what to write in her diary before Cody walk up to her from behind and asked her, "What you got there, a journal?"

"Beat it." Gwen grunted.

"Oh, I got it." Cody sat down next to her as she glared at him, "Yeah, it's private, huh? I'm down with that. Yeah, it's cool, brah." The geek attempt to glance into her diary but Gwen got in his face with scowl.

Cody winced knowing he was not smooth at all here. He wished they didn't show this part though. Chris laughed glad they had some embarrassing drama to show.

"What part of 'beat it' don't you understand?" Gwen growled, returning to her book until Cody takes a sniffle of her hair. "What are you, some kind of freak?" The Goth girl jump away from him.

Cody winced again as Noah glanced his way, "Wow a real ladies man here."

"Oh shut up," Cody muttered, "At least I'm not single."

"I envy you," Noah said sarcastically. He was not a fan of Cody's girl, a little too crazy and obsessive for his taste.

"U-Um….Y-Y-You just smell really pretty." Cody stuttered, rubbing his arm in embarrassment.

"It's just soap…" Gwen slowly walks backward away from him.

"Hey Cody!" Chris cried down, "Nice moves with the ladies! Think you can help some of us single guys out!"

"Screw you Chris!" Cody shouted back to the laughing host and cook.


(Confession)

"Stupid…Stupid…I blame the teenager hormone…" Cody slapped his forehead over and over.

"Don't we all?" Duncan asked but still found the scene funny.


(Screaming Gophers cabin)

Heather figured out that the book must be weird Goth girl's diary and plan to snatch it as Gwen switched into her swimsuit and go for a swim, Trent joining her.

"Come on, Lindsay. We have a diary to find." The queen bee smirked and Lindsay looks unsure about it.

Gwen growled wanting to get Heather for what she was sure to happen.


(Killer Bass)

Courtney was practicing with her violin as the team watch her before Owen asked Bridgette, "So can you really stand on your hands for twenty minutes? It's awesome! I can't do it because it's too hard."

Owen nodded, "Yeah you're lucky Bridge."

Bridgette laughed playfully and nodded.

"Want to bet that I can't?" Bridgette smirked as she pulls out a chocolate bar.

"Oh, oh, oh." Naruto chuckled, "I bet five bars that she can do it."

"I bet you can't." Duncan chuckled, playing poker with DJ.

"Yeah, that's like virtually impossible." DJ laughed and Bridgette dared them to ante up before the boys pooled in.

"You know you technically didn't do it," Duncan said.

"I think we were all distracted," Bridgette muttered.

Courtney growled, 'That girl better not mess with my violin this time.'

"Okay, twenty minutes starting now." Bridgette said as she get on her hands and walk around as they look at Duncan's watch. The surfer's leg got tangled with the hanging rope and accidentally untied it in process as the spotlight fall down and broke Courtney's violin. The surfer cried, "Oh crap!"

Courtney cried in anger as Bridgette winced afraid that was going to happen.


"You…You killed my violin!" Courtney growled at Bridgette as Naruto wrapping the bandages on her head.

"I don't mean to." Bridgette apologized, "There must be something we can do."

"Yeah, it was an accident, dattebayo. We can fix your violin, it's not this bad…" Naruto said before the violin fall apart in CIT's hands, causing her to cry harder. "…Never mind…"

Bridgette didn't meet Courtney's eyes as said girl glared at her with crossed arms.


(Backstage)

The representatives from each team gathered behind the backstage and starts to warm up before the talent contest to start. Naruto noticed that Heather was in her tutu outfit before he grinned and walk up to her, "Yo, Heat-chan!"

"Stop calling me that, idiot!" Heather snarled before scowled, "What do you want?"

"Nothing much, just to say break a leg." Naruto chuckled, "So you are going to do some ballet dancing? It has been a while since I last saw you in it." Heather blinked at his sentence before realizing something, the last time he saw her doing ballet was before…

Heather raised a brow as the others wondered what they were talking about.

"Oh, yeah, I forget about that." Heather mumbled and Naruto ruffled her hair with a smile before the queen bee swatted his hand away.

"I'm really looking forward to your dance."

The queen bee perked at his comment, "R-R-Really?"

"Oh what's this?" Justin asked with a sly grin.

Tyler smirked, "I think someone want to impress their crush."

"Shut up!" Heather shouted.

"Yeah, I always enjoy it when you do your ballet, dattebayo." Heather doesn't know why her chest felt tightened, neither her cheeks burning up.


(Confession)

"My plan was to read a page out of weird Goth girl's diary…" Heather frowned, "But after hearing what idiot said about my ballet…For some reason, I don't want to go ahead with my plan…" She sighed, "…Idiot, why does he always affect me?"

*Static*

"Say what!?" Heather cried out but she was not the only one as Leshawna and Gwen copied the girl at the same time. Gwen actually had some respect for Naruto for unknowingly helping her out.

Duncan was quiet conflicted. On one hand it seemed like Heather would be with Naruto but he had a gut feeling something was going to be up.

"Wow," Lindsay said which pretty much what everyone was thinking, "Who knew Hebi can be nice without planning anything."

"That boy can do anything," Leshawna said.

Heather was frozen stunned at what her counterpart proclaimed. 'She's not serious is she? Who is this guy?'


"Okay, I know I'm not as good as you are at your violin, but I can do this." Bridgette told Courtney before Heather walks up to them.

"Bridgette…" The queen bee glared at the surfer, "It would suck if something happens to you."

"What is this supposed to mean?" Bridgette glared back.

"Oh nothing…" Heather shrugged, "Oh, and go easy on the chips. You don't want to sink that surfboard of yours and lose his attention, do you?" Bridgette stopped eating her chips and glare at the queen bee before the surfer throws the bag at Heather.

Bridgette glared at the still frozen Heather


(Confession)

"I wonder if she was just trash-talking me to throw me off during the contest? It really doesn't feel like it…" Bridgette said before paused, "…And whose attention was she talking about?"


"She sees you liking Naruto," Geoff said.

"My girl never says she likes him," Bridgette pointed out.

"But you two are kinda cozy with each other," DJ added.

"And Heather is not liking it one bit." Noah said with a grin.

(Stage)

"It's the T.D.I talent extravaganza!" Chris announced to the audience made up of the campers, "Welcome to the very first camp Wawanakwa talent contest, where six campers will showcase their mad skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves." The host grinned, 'hope they do' Chris chuckled in his head. "First up for the Screaming Gophers is Beth."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Lindsay cheered for her friend as the farmer girl starts to showcase her baton route. At first, she was doing well until one of the flaming baton slipped from her in air.

"Uh-oh!" Beth nervously gulped as the baton crashed into her and Chris walks up to her with a chuckle.

"And that's pretty much what happen," Heather muttered pinching the bridge of her nose. "I knew she was going to mess up."

"Sorry," Beth said blushing.

"Didn't your ma tell you to not to play with fire or you'll get burn…" He paused to chuckle again as Chef-o-meter dinged four times, "But Chef really like the first half of your route."

Chef nodded but he was happy to see the full performance from before.

"Um…That's good, I think?" Beth groaned as she walks to the backstage.

"First up for the Killer Bass, make some noise for the big guy…DJ!" The Bass team cheered as DJ leaped into the stage and dance around for a while until the ribbons got tangled with his legs, bringing him down with a thump.

"Ooh!" The campers winced as Chris chuckled again.

DJ frowned seeing it happen again. Geoff patted his shoulder. "Maybe next time bro."

"Dainty and yet masculine. Let's see what Grandmaster Chef thinks." Chris said before the chef-o-meter dinged twice, "Not much…" DJ walk off dejected as Chris kept talking, "So with two down and four acts to go, it's the Screaming Gophers screaming ahead…Next is Trent. Take it away, my bro."

"This one goes out to someone special here at camp." Trent smiled as he starts to play his guitar and singing a song.

Trent smiled at Gwen and Gwen looking away embarrassed.

They say that we've only got summer

And I say that's a really bummer

But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun

It's just be the two of us

Nothing to do but just hang

So let me say only this

I'd stick around for just one kiss

The campers applauded as Chris ran to Trent's side and patted him on back, "Nice work! I'm liking your style, dude," The Chef-o-meter dinged eight times, "And so does Grandmaster Chef." The musician waved to the campers before frowning Chris shove him off the stage, "All right, quit hogging my lights, buddy." The host turns to the camera with grin as if he doesn't shove someone off just now, "Three down and three to go, and the Killer Bass are totally sucking so far…Let's hear it for Bridgette!"

Bridgette could not look as she shut her eyes and crossed her fingers.

In the backstage, Courtney looked at nervously Bridgette and asked, "Are you sure you can do this?"

"Oh, definitely." Bridgette nods, holding her rumbling stomach. "N-No, I'm great."

Heather chuckled glad her taunting messed with her mind enough to mess with her body.

"Break a leg, Bri-chan." Naruto smiled as he put a makeup on his lower face and Bridgette smiled at him.

'I hope it don't go bad…' Courtney whined in her mind as Bridgette walk to the center of the stage on her hands. It wasn't long until she starts to burp loudly, earning some smiles from male campers.

'I-I-I don't feel so go…' was the last thing that Bridgette thinks before she vomited on the stage upside down. The campers gasped in horror as the surfer projected her vomits all over, causing some campers to vomits before she falls down.

"It's like watching The Exorcist…" Chef laughed as Chris tries to keep his dinner down.

Chef laughed glad they were able to show his reaction here unlike their show. Chris held his mouth as did some of the other campers.

"Cleanup on aisle three, four, five, and six…" Chris groaned in disgust as he steps over the vomit puddles. "We will take a break in meantime so we can hose the joint down…" He finally throws up his dinner.


Bridgette moaned in the backstage as Naruto clean her face up with wet towel. "Do you feel better now?" The redhead asked.

Bridgette open her eyes to see the scene with Naruto helping her. She smile glad her counterpart had someone to help her even if they are not together.

"A little but it was embarrassing…" The surfer moaned again, "Thank for help me out."

"No problem, Bri-chan." Naruto smiled at her as he gently rub her cheek with towel, "And there, you're clean."

Bridgette nods with rosy cheeks, she felt scared that she will be send home after this challenge and for some reason, she will miss Naruto a lot… '…No way…It can't…' Bridgette's eyes widened.

Bridgette was stunned as well, "I guess she noticed."

Geoff chuckled as he wrapped an arm around her shoulder "Like I said, you two would look great together."


"And welcome back to talent extravaganza!" Chris said, "Okay, so in a strange turn of events, Bridgette's chunk-blowing fest registered two thumbs up by Grandmaster Chef…But it's not enough to pull ahead of the Screaming Gophers who hold the lead with Trent's love song." The host shrugged, "So without further delay, here she is for the leaders…Heather with her swan lake! Remember, Heather…only twenty minutes."

"She's doing it," Leshawna muttered.

"She's actually doing it?" Gwen asked completely taken by surprised.

"I'm really doing it?" Heather muttered not recovering much at all.

"Wow, didn't see this coming," Chris said with a small grin.

"Music, please." The queen bee clapped her hands as the intern played the swan lake. Heather slowly moves around before dance among the song and out of her eye's corner, she can see Naruto smiling at her. It went on until the end of time and the campers clapped.

Most of the others could not help themselves as they clapped. The performance was not bad at all. Only those too stun to clap, (Heather, Gwen, Leshawna, etc.) and those that didn't care, (Chris, Chef, Duncan, etc.) didn't clap at all.

"That was lovely, Heather! Who can think that you have a soft heart?" Chris smirked, knowing about Heather's plan involving with Goth girl and diary, thanks to the cameras. "It almost brings a tear to Grandmaster Chef." The chef-o-meter dinged seven times.

Chef shrugged thinking it was a fair score. Heather recovered enough as the others clapped. She felt the score could have been better but she still could not say anything.

"Hmmph!" Heather turns her nose up in air as she walks off the stage.

"Okay she normal again," Leshawna said shaking her head.

"Well, then it's down to the final act of the night." Chris smiled, "Can Naruto and his tricks turn it around? I seriously doubt it! Let's find out!" The host walks backward off the stage as the circus music rang out in air.

The others all leaned forward wanting to see what Naruto would bring.

"Hello, gentlemen and ladies!" A huge ball bounced into the stage before a puff of smoke popped on top of the ball to reveal a clown balancing on the ball.

He was wearing a black Kabuki half mask, only revealing his white-painted lower face and it made his red hair to form a mane. The campers noticed that he was wearing an orange and red jester outfit with black frill collar and white frill cuff.

"My name is Joka!"

"Not bad," Chris said. "Nice entrance."

"So far so good." Geoff grinned.

Harold crossed his arms and pouted "big deal I would have been better."

The clown bowed as he flipped his hand, the daggers appeared out of nowhere and start to juggle them in air. "Let me tell you a little story." Joka giggled as he lifts one of his legs up in air behind his back, balancing on the ball with one foot.

"Nice," Chef muttered seeing Naruto's skill.

"There was a family of three. A son named Trouble, a father named Shut-up, and a mother named None-of-your-business." The campers raised their eyebrows as Joka starts to roll around on the large balls, still juggling the daggers. "Trouble was in his backyard, playing on a swing while his parents were in the house. The boy got bored so he decided to visit his friend next door without telling his parents." The clown toss all the daggers in air before flip in air a couple times and landed back on the ball, resuming his juggle without dropping one dagger.

"Whoa…" Leshawna made an 'O' with her mouth as everyone nods with her.

"I'll say," Leshawna said, "boy has some serious skill."

"It was getting late so the father comes out to call the boy back in. 'Trouble! Come inside, it's late.' The father said before he looks around the backyard to see the boy was not there. He look at his wife and back to the yard a few times before he finally say, 'Honey…' 'Yes, dear?' the mother said."

"Is it me or did the daggers multiplied?" Cody muttered in shock as the daggers split in two.

"No way there…" Noah blinked watching, "I don't believe it."

"The father told her that the boy is gone. 'WHAT! Where's my kid!' The mother cried and the father tried to calm her down. 'Get in the car, we'll look for him.' He said as they take the car and went out in the city at night, screaming 'Trouble' over and over." Joka starts to swing his hips around as the hoop mysteriously appeared out of nowhere like if it was magic. "They kept screaming and call out until the cop car stop and pull them over. The police walk up to them, 'Do you know why I pull you over for?' 'Office, you have to help us! We can't find our boy.' The father cried. 'Oh, can you give me your name, sir?'."

"O-o-oh!" Chef chuckled, figured out what'll happen next.

Chef also figured it out as he was chuckling as well.

"The father told him, 'Yes, shut up.' The police stares at him before ask him again, 'Sir? I just asked for your name.' The father look confused, 'I said shut up.' They kept going on until the police decided to go to the mother's side. 'Your husband is very rude, can you tell me his name and yours too?' The mother nodded to him before saying 'Shut up, none of your business.'." The campers start to chuckled, "The police frowned at them before saying, 'Are you looking for trouble?' The parent looks at each other before screaming at the police, 'YES!' and that end our story!" Joka grinned as the daggers burst into colorful confetti in air and the clown bowed to them.

Cheers and laughs were heard were heard through the theater hall. "Oh man this guy is awesome!" Duncan laughed holding his side. "Where is he already?"

Harold was stunned, "That was…awesome."

Chef was laughing as hard as Duncan, "Full points to the brat!"

"No doubt about that," Chris agreed.

"Now that's a talent!" Chris clapped wildly as he walks to the clown. "Sweet persona, Naruto."

"Thank, dude." Naruto chuckled, taking his mask off.

"It looks like you laughed the pant off Grandmaster Chef and he really totally love it." The chef-o-master dinged nine times, "What a huge turnaround! The Screaming Gophers have been trampled by the Killer Bass."

"That's amazing!" Bridgette cheered as the Killer Bass team gather around Naruto.

"And as for the Screaming Gophers, pick your favorite loser and I'll see you at the campfire." Chris chuckled.

"So who's going home?" Harold asked. No one was sure of the answer.


(Campfire)

"Kudos to you all for an incredible night of entertainment, music, drama, barfs." Chris said as he passes the marshmallow without calling out for their name since there was no time. Only Sadie and Beth don't get their marshmallow yet, "There's only one marshmallow left on this plate."

Katie and Sadie gasped in freight. Could they be broken up earlier than they did in the season?

"…" Beth gulped as she trembles in her seat.

"…" Sadie look very worried and she look at Katie.

"…" Chris humming the theme song of TDI show as the campers glared at him for dragging it too long.

"…Beth!" The farmer girl grabs her marshmallow and Sadie cried out.

"Nooo! Sadie!" Katie cried.

"Nooo! Katie!" Sadie cried as well.

"Well that was unexpected," Noah said writing that down.

"Yeah didn't Sadie make it farther?" Geoff asked.

"Things are changing there," Tyler pointed out as he would know getting a big shock for his counterpart.

"Noooo! Katie!"

"Sadie!" The BFF hugged each other and sobbed.

"Enough with waterworks, ladies." Chris muttered with a frown, why do they always have to be so dramatic over a little separation. It's not like they won't see each other again.

"You don't understand!" both girls cried hugging each other.

Chris groaned starting to get a headache.


(Confession)

Heather shrugged her shoulders, "It was too easy. I told Beth and Lindsay to vote against Sadie and I just blackmailed Harold."

*Static*

"Heather found out about my secret crush…I don't want anyone to know about it…Why did my letter have to fall out of my pocket in front of Heather!" Harold sobbed in his hands. The nerd dropped it when the Screaming Gophers were on their way to vote.

"That explains a bit," Harold said with a frowned at being played.


(Dock of Shame)

"I'll miss you, Katie!" Sadie sobbed, waving from the moving boat.

"I'll miss you too, Sadie!" Katie shouted back with a sob.

"I'll miss you!"

"I'll miss you toooo!" That kept went on until the ship disappeared into the fog.

Both girls could not keep it in anymore as they cried hugging each other.


(Dock)

"Woohoo! It has been a crazy week!" Chris chuckled, "We have seen so much eliminations, new alliance, and a lot of possible relationship that will may bring us a lot of drama…" The host rubbed his hands together with maniacal grin, "I know that it was right move to pick Naruto, hehehehe!

"I'll say. He is awesome!" Chris agreed wishing he could bring the boy in…if he could find him somehow.

What will happen next time on…" Chris takes a deep breath.

"Total…"

"Drama…"

"Island!"


(Screaming Gophers cabin)

"Hey weird Goth girl." Gwen turns to Heather and catches a black book before her eyes widened.

"Did you…" Gwen growled and Heather smirked at her.

"I just did…It was so boring." The queen bee sighed as she slid into her bed, "You kept talking about how hot Trent is, how cute he is, blah, blah!" Heather laughed as Gwen sneered at her.

Gwen scowled at Heather but said nothing. Gwen knew her counterpart didn't know how great she had it with Heather changing her mind. 'That is still hard to understand.'

"You'll regret it…"

"Oh, I'm so scared…Night!" Heather turns away from growling Gwen. The Goth girl stomped to her bed and turn the light off.

The scene started to show the episode credits before Chris forward them, "Alright one more break and then time for a few more."

The campers all got up to do what they needed to do before the next show starts. Katie and Sadie kept to their seats crying much to Chris's annoyance. "Enough already!"


What an unexpected turn of events. The camper really didn't see Heather change of heart coming and neither did they see the eliminations. Heads start to turn as Bridgette seeing that her counterpart seems to get her sight on Naruto but she is not the only one. Who will be in for the next surprise? Will the others girls get our red head's attention? How will the others react to more of the couples in the series coming up? Find out next week on Total…Drama…Preview!