(Sneaks out holding a rifle and a hunter's hat) Shhh, be very, very quiet; I'm hunting Wabbits. (Tosses the hat from head and the rifle) and last time on Total Drama Preview, that is what our campers did. We saw the reenactment of the deer hunt. Some campers made fools of themselves either as deer or as hunters. Tension between Heather and the others were high as her alliance was falling apart yet again and of her interactions with Naruto. The girl is seriously crushing on the boy and yet she is in denial that no one believes. Heck even Gwen and Leshawna added their money into the betting pool with their vote on Heather. Speaking of love in the air, we had that too. Bridgette's counterpart almost confessed to Naruto but Heather interrupted her. But the most shocking news however came with Lindsay's crush appeared and the two talked it out. No one was expecting lovable lug Owen to be the crush. It even stunned the real Owen and Lindsay. But really who can blame them? How the hell did that happen!? After seeing DJ make a fool out of his counterpart Geoff did not like see his boy run into a bear and got wrecked big time. Like Cody who experience the same thing he was voted off the island which the party boy did not expect to see. But in the end Heather had a secret she has been hiding from everyone and no one will see it coming. With tension and love in the air, will Naruto finally get a girl? Will he appear before our cast and how will they react to his lineage. Find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Also a shout out to White fox16, who has been helping me with some of the grammar issues of this story. As I promised I have been updating weekly but that wouldn't be a problem if this was my only story but it isn't. While working on this I seem to realize that I have been neglecting my other work. So I decided that I would update this every Other week so I can work on my other stories. I will still make it on Friday or Saturday at most if something happens. Hopefully you all can handle the wait for chapters a little longer. As you all know Naruto is indeed real and he will be showing up. (Lifts up a SWAT riot shield) just not yet. (Ducks behind shield as stuff was tossed at the host) But~ he will show up. I plan it have him show up, with a surprise at the end of chapter four when they find out Naruto is Chris's son. Trust me you will not be disappointed but you will have to be patience. It will be worth it. Also some of you asked of Heather's reactions when she knew Naruto was real. The reason is simple; when I started this I had no intention of brining Naruto so her comments were perfect. Now that Naruto is coming I figured the girl is simply in denial that it is 'her idiot' until a certain point plus a few things are different so it messed with her also. Hope that clears some things up.

Chapter 4 A

The next morning the cast woke up and went down to have breakfast in the hotel. While they were surprised at how the hotel was it was better than they expected. Then they walked back to the theater, getting a small amount of snacks for the show, and sat back down. Gwen noticed Heather was quite the whole time and part of her wondered what she was up to. Chris grinned at them all. "Alright let go! I want to see what kind of drama you guys will bring this time."

He started the next episode and they found themselves looking at Chris on the camp dock.

(Dock)

"Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers had a wild adventure." Chris winked at the camera, "Everyone enjoyed outdoor camping, paddling in their canoes, and hunting some deer while facing their fears." The host smirked, "We had seen some drama between some campers slowly unfolding in front of us but the question that we always kept asking is when will our dense redhead get a clue?" He rolled his eyes, "Come on! How can he be this dense?"

"Tel me about it," Leshawna said as the others nodded.

"I have a point though," Chris muttered and Chef nodded but he was grinning as he found it entertaining.

Chris starts to rambling for a while before the cameraman whispered, "Um…Sir? You are getting off track…"

"Shut up!" The host cleared his throat, "So far, three fishes and a gopher were sent home early and it leaves us with a question…Who will be the next to walk the dock of shame?" Chris chuckled, "Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!" He turned to the cameraman with a glare and muttered, "By the way, you're fired for interrupted me."

"What?!"

"Hey how's that fair!" Trent cried out, "If he didn't you would have rambled."

"So?" Chris asked with a raised brow, "I'm the host, I have a right to ramble."

"And at the risk of rating?" Gwen added with a smirk as Chris had a stunned look.

"…Shut up."


(Killer Bass cabin)

"Hello." DJ muttered in his sleep as his roommates snored in their bed before Duncan sat up with a yawn and jumped off to do his morning workout. After a few pushups, he start to smell something horrible before opened his eyes to see blue underwear with brown stain, lying on floor and right in front of his face.

The other gasped out grossed out at the sight and Duncan glared at Harold who tried to make himself look small.

The punk jumps back with an unmanly shriek, waking some of campers up and glared at Harold.

"Not cool, Harold." Duncan growled, "Not cool."

"Those aren't mine." Harold denied.

"Dude don't even start," DJ said to Harold before he could open his mouth.

"Oh right," Duncan said sarcastically as he pointed at the nerd, "You're always leaving your gitch lying around."

"No, I'm not, gosh!" Harold crossed his arms and glares at Duncan.

"Um…Hai, you do." Naruto sighed, messing his hair up.

"You have like, absolutely no proof." Harold growled.

"No one really wear these briefs, beside you." Cody pointed out before DJ speaks up.

"And your mom sewed your name onto the label."

"Survey says…" Chris asked with a grin before Chef added "Wimpy Maggot did it."

"Whatever!" Harold muttered angrily, "I'm going for a shower."

"Hey, don't forget to clean the skid maker!" Duncan shouted with a smirk as his roommates snickered. "I think Harold needs to be taught a lesson, boys."

"You're thinking of a prank? I'm in, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as his geek friend paled, remembering the corncob prank story.

"Dude what is so bad about that prank?" Duncan asked getting shrugs, "I kinda want to see it."

'No you don't,' Heather thought shaking her head.

Harold however gulped as fear started to fill his body.

"Yeah!" The Bass boys agreed as they give each other high-fives.


Courtney groaned, "I can't believe it! Only if Heather doesn't has to show up!"

"Well she has a habit of wrecking everything," Gwen pointed out.

Heather flipped her off but knew her counterpart had every right to but in when it involves Naruto.

"I know." Bridgette sighed, "I think I better wait a bit before telling him."

"No don't do that," Tyler said.

Justin nodded, "He's right, who knows what will happen if you wait."

Bridgette groaned at the advice but there was one thing… "Guys! I am not trying to ask him out. He might not even be real."

'One good thing here is that surfer girl is already taken.' Heather mused glaring at Bridgette who did not noticed, 'It is bad enough that the one there is after him. I rather not have any of these loser here sink their claws in him.'

"Yeah, I guess so." The CIT pats her friend's knee before standing up, "Well, we better go to shower before Chris decides to have another challenge." The surfer smiled at her before collecting things that she need for the shower.


(Beach)

Chris had called the campers to meet him at the beach to receive their challenge of the day. "Today's challenge will test your minds, your teamwork, and your skills in the kitchen." The host said, "You'll be cooking a three-course meal and serving it to me for tasting.

"You sure that was a good idea?" chef asked "You think any of these maggots know their way around a kitchen? They could even give you food poisoning on purpose, challenge be damned."

The campers grumbled as some wished they thought of that beforehand. Chris waved him off, "Relax they all love me….and I had paramedics on standby."

The winners get a reward. The losers will send somebody home."

"What else is new?" Leshawna said as she rolls his eyes.

Chris glared at her, "…Each team will appoint a head chef to create the theme of the meal and to oversee the cooking." Some campers look at each other with nervous expression, "To cook, you need ingredients. Every morning, a truck brings us food." As soon as he said it, a truck rolls out of the water backward onto the beach and a dolphin in suit peeked out to give the group a salute.

"I never understood how that works," Leshawna muttered and others nodded.

"…The fuck?" Gwen mumbled with a weird look.

"I'll say," Gwen muttered agreeing with herself.

"Today's task starts there." Chris grinned at them as if it was just everyday occurrence.

"Got any ideas?" DJ asked, opening the truck's tailgate as the campers look inside.

Geoff blinked, "Hey I'm not there now. Who's going to be head chef?" he got shrugs as his answer.

"How about multicultural theme, dattebayo?" Naruto said with a grin.

Duncan smirked at his redhead friend, "Hello, head chef."

Geoff actually nodded, "Actually I think that was even better than my idea."

"I think we got this one," Courtney said with a smirk.

Heather rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, 'If anything idiot just wants to make ramen.'

"Me?" Naruto blinked before shrugging his shoulders, "If that's okay with the guys." They quickly collecting their ingredients as the Gophers waited for their turn.

"Head chef, called it." Heather spoke with a smug tone before giving Beth a glare, "Try not to screw up this time, okay?" The farmer gave her a timid nod as the queen bee walk past her.

Beth looked down while Leshawna growled, "Oh I hope they lock you in the freezer again."

"They do and they're dead," Heather shot back.

"Just ignore her, girl." Leshawna said as she glares at Heather's back.


(Confession)

"I had to take the leadership role." Heather grunted, "Hello! We're on a losing streak and really, everyone else on this team is useless." She buried her face with hands with a groan, "Idiot's team outnumbered us by one...Why can't they just put him in my team!"

"Because you would abuse the poor boy worst then you did Beth and Lindsay." Leshawna stated to a growling Heather.

"What would you know," Heather shot back but turned to the screen trying to calm down.


"Okay, let's go, dattebayo!" Naruto grinned, "Good luck, Heat-chan!"

"Stop calling me that!" Heather snarled at laughing Naruto as his team walk away with boxes before turn to her team and cleared her throat, "Anyway...Leshawna, mangoes…Beth, pineapples…Lindsay, macadamias…Trent, molasses…Gwen, tomatoes…Katie, oranges." She listed off as the Gophers carried their foods with blank faces.


(Killer Bass Kitchen)

"Since it is three courses and eight of us," Naruto said as they put the boxes on the counter, "So we should have three teams to focus on one course."

"Well we had the best choice of head chef." Duncan said and Geoff nodded recalling doing the same thing.

"That's good idea." Courtney nodded, "I'm thinking of making fajita. Is that alright?"

"I know how to make curry." Cody said, he learned how to cook since his parents were busy most of time.

"Cool with me, guys." Naruto chuckled as he checks the ingredients, "Hmm…I'm going to make ramen, dattebayo." Everyone rolled their eyes after hearing that.

"Sounds interesting," Chris admitted at the dishes planed out, "goes with the theme and not many was say they had them together. I'm kinda jealous of my counterpart for this."

"Boy has a one track mind when it comes to food," Leshawna pointed out.

"Is ramen good?" Lindsay wondered aloud.

"Why you ask?" Beth asked her friend.

"Well Nether seems too really like to so I wonder if it tasted good."

Owen raised his hand "We can go see after this."

"Sure," Lindsay said with a smile, "It can be a double date. I'll bring Tyler and you can bring…who are you dating again?"

Owen chuckled nervously but said nothing.


(Confession)

DJ shrugged, "Honestly, I'm not surprised since he really like these ramen."

*Static*

"Say," Courtney smirked, "That would be good chance for Bridgette if she work with Naruto together without anyone to interrupting them."


Bridgette blushed as the others cheered and cat called. Courtney smirked before she slipped a high five from Leshawna.

"Bridgette, can you go help Naruto out." Courtney said with a smile and some of Bass catch on her plans.

"I'll work with Naruto since…Mmph!" Harold cried out as DJ covered the nerd's mouth and dragging him to snickering Cody.

"Dude don't ruin it man," Cody added shaking his head.

"This is Harold we are talking about." Noah added slightly amused at their antics. They were a lot less annoying when you did not have to deal with them.

"Um…If that's okay with you?" Bridgette said timidly and Naruto give her a smile.

"Sure, Bri-chan!" The Bass members smirked at them before starts their cooking.

Duncan smirked, "I'm going to work with princess and big O." The punk ignored Courtney's refusal as Owen get them in a group hug with grin.


(Confession)

"Ugh!" Courtney groaned before crossing her arms, "Duncan's totally unmotivated. And he never washes his hands. He's so obnoxious." The footage went fast forward for a while,

"Wait, what's going on?" Courtney asked before she glared up at Chris but he wasn't holding the remote.

The host noticed and said, "Yeah your rant was going on and on and would be boring so we fast forward it a bit in editing. Looks like it happens here too."

Courtney scowled and huffed showing her displeasure.

"Owning sunglasses doesn't automatically make you cool…" Another fast forward, "People like that are so annoying. I mean, honestly, who does that? And don't even get me started on his hair." The CIT rolled her eyes.

"Wow, tell us how you really feel," Duncan muttered rolling his eyes.

"I thought she just did," Owen added confused.

*Static*

"Yep, this fool girl is in love." Chef shakes his head, "She talks too much and it went off-track for a while…"

"This is new," Chef muttered surprised to see himself in the confessional. He never did that in the first season. At least not this early.

"Chef, why are you in the confession stall?" Chris asked outside.

"Just because I feel like it!"


(Killer Bass cabin)

Owen giggled as he sneak into the room, early Duncan gave him a signal to starts the phase one since Harold was distracted with the cooking. All he have to do is just collects all of Harold's underwear and put them inside a bag with a stick. Owen giggled again as he ran out of the cabin to hide the bag and reunite with his fellow pranksters.

Harold scowled while the guys that were in on the prank the first time laughed.


(Killer Bass kitchen)

DJ glanced at the door to see Owen giving him a signal before the gentle giant pick up a bucket of water and turn to Harold. "Where do you want the water, Co…" DJ purposely spilt the water on Harold, "Oops!"

"DJ you were in on it?" Katie asked surprised.

"Yeah you seem too nice to do something like that." Sadie added.

DJ shrugged "you never had to bunk with Harold. The guy had it coming."

"I did not." Harold stated.

"Dude we already saw so don't start," Geoff said not wanting to hear him complain when he had no reason of doing so.

"Hey!" The nerd snarled before glare at DJ, "Smooth move, dork-ahontas."

"Oh, that really sucks." Naruto hold his laugh back, "Better go change it or everyone will think you wet your pants…again." Harold groaned as he walked out of the kitchen, never noticing DJ and Naruto give each other low-five.

"Idiots," Harold muttered.

"Do I want to know?" Bridgette asked her redhead crush, only to get a headshake from him. 'Boys and their pranks.' The surfer rolls her eyes as they turn back to their cooking.

"You said it girl." Leshawna said.


(Screaming Gophers kitchen)

"Gwen, Lindsay, you're on the citrus macadamia upside-down-cake flambé." Heather ordered as the Gophers entered their kitchen.

"Know how to make an upside-down flamer thingy?" Lindsay whispered to Gwen.

"Okay I know you wanted to win but why did you assign Lindsay a somewhat difficult dessert?" Gwen asked.

Heather shrugged, "I figured Lindsay would at least follow the instructions and that you would be capable enough to keep her from doing anything stupid but I guess I was wrong."

The queen bee almost rolls her eyes but Katie bumped into her as she struggling to carry the bag of oranges.

"Ugh…Now what can I do?" Katie whined.

"Go back to the truck." Heather mumbled, "We need more oranges."

"Okay…" The tanned girl sighed as Trent carry in the tray of ribs before Heather turned to him.

"Trent, you and Katie are on ribs."

"But I already left," Katie said not understanding why she was being assigned another job when she already had one.

"Maybe she expects you to be in two places at once," Sadie suggested with a shrug.

The musician blinked, "But isn't she…"

"Leshawna and Beth," Heather ignored him as she turns to the said Gophers, "You're on pineapple skewers and mango dip."

"Girl, let me handle the appetizers." Leshawna said, "I know how to make pineapple chutney that would melt the socks off the devil."

"Oh really?" Heather smiled, "Well, that's so great." Her smile turns into a smirk, "But since I'm head chef, we're gonna stick to my plan. And my plan is pineapples with sticks through them." The queen bee roared in their faces, "Got it?"

"If we weren't on camera, I would…" Leshawna muttered to herself as Heather walk away from them to order the Gophers around.

"You would what?" Heather challenged.

"Don't make me go over there!"


(Killer Bass kitchen)

"Naruto, can you check the dough?" Bridgette asked as she kneading the dough.

"Sure, Bri-chan." Naruto said before take a hold of her hands and lightly rubbing them.

"W-w-what's he doing?" Bridgette asked blushing slightly as the others whistled or cheered.

"N-N-Naruto?" Bridgette stuttered with a red face, "What are you doing?"

Naruto blinked, "Just checking to see if your hands are sticky." The surfer raised her eyebrow, "My kaa-san said that if your hands are not sticky and clean after kneading long, it's mean it is ready."

"Ah, I see…"

"Are you okay? You look like you're running a fever." Naruto said with concern.

"N-No, I'm fine." The surfer quickly turns away from him and resume with kneading the dough. The redhead shrugged before checking the broth and behind them, Courtney face palmed and Duncan chortled at their antics.

"I am just loving how dense this guy is," Duncan laughed, "Man I wish he was real so we can tease him about it."

Izzy sighed also wanting Naruto here though for a different reason.


(Screaming Gophers kitchen)

Gwen battering her eyelashes at smirking Trent as he brushing ribs with sauce before Katie stumbling into the kitchen, carrying a box of oranges with difficulty. "I-I-I'm back…" Katie whined before tripped on her feet, accidentally launch the box in air and it hit Trent in head. "Um…Whoops." She gulps as everyone stares at unconscious musician.

Trent winced as did Owen and Katie. "Sorry," both Katie and Owen said embarrassed.


(Confession)

"Things are going perfectly," Heather said before scoffed, "except for Katie's clumsiness and Trent's concussion, which mean he's out of today's challenge." She gives out a sigh, "But, still, this challenge is totally ours." The queen bee paused before shaking her head with hands on forehead.

"We're doom," Heather muttered with a scowl.


(Killer Bass kitchen)

"Careful, your big paws don't smash the tortilla." Courtney said to scowling Duncan as he rolling the dough flat, whose idea was it to make things from scratch?

"It was mine if you care to recall," Courtney stated crossing her arms.

"Yeah, yeah," Duncan added rolling his eyes.

"Careful, your uptight ass doesn't curdle the custard." Duncan smirked at gasping Courtney.

"Oh no he didn't" Leshawna said surprised at the two antics.

"He did," Courtney confirmed.

"Oh, ha ha ha." The CIT laugh with sarcasm, "You're…" The door opened and everyone looks at the person who just entered before the girls screamed in disgust.

"Oh god," Gwen said as the others covered their eyes.

Cody grunts as he rubbed his eyes, "God! Can't…scratch…eyes out…fast enough."

Harold scowled at their reactions, "What?"

"Ok, who took all my shorts?" Harold asked, he was wearing nothing but a speedo.

"You're lucky we were not canceled for that," Chef muttered to Chris.

"While the producers were grossed out they thought it was too much drama to not leave in there. Though our editor quite after that episode."

"…Congratulation, you just traumatized millions of viewers on nationwide show, dattebayo." Naruto said with a grin as the boys laughed at the nerd before Chris peek in the kitchen and stared at speedo-wearing Harold.

Chris scowled, "he stole my line."

"…"

"…"

"…Congratulation, you…" Chris said before Cody speaks up.

"Too late, Naruto already said it." The host pouted before take another look at Harold again and shivered, causing the nerd to glance at his speedo and wondered why everyone hates it.

Harold frowned not getting why everyone was acting like it was a bad thing.

"Three more hours and counting, guys." Chris said before disappeared from their sight.

"…By the way, why didn't you wear pants?" Owen asked and everyone blinked, just realized that he was right before turned to the nerd.

"Don't tell me…" Bridgette muttered as she duck behind Naruto's back.

"I'm not pervert!" The nerd cried out.

"You guys were the one that took my pants!" Harold cried out.

"No we took you butt bags, you came without pants." Duncan stated.

"Then who took them!?" Harold shouted while the others looked at him in disgust.

"No, you got to be head chef because you called it!" The Bass team jumped in air before glance at the divider wall as Leshawna kept shouting, "And who do you think you're fooling with that crispy-white-apron power trip you on?"

"Are you gonna be a team player or not?!" Heather's voice shouts back as the Bass members glance at each other with nervous eyes and kept listening to their argument before it died down.

"…Back to work…" Naruto chuckled nervously, he know how Heat-chan get during the challenge and hope that it won't get her in trouble soon.

Heather huffed while the past teammates sighed not enjoying the moment she was like that, or any of her other moments.

It wasn't long enough until the redhead glanced at Harold cutting the vegetables, "Dude, you should put on some pants. It's not good idea to cooking in your…um…speedo, dattebayo."

"So give me back my pants then!" Harold snarled before Duncan showed up on the nerd's side with a chuckle.

"Harold's right, guys." The punk put his hands on Harold's shoulder, "If you go to the cabin, you'll find a clean pair of underwear and shorts waiting." The nerd rolled his eyes, walking away from the group as they snickered at his back.

"…By the way, I don't recall us taking his pants?" Naruto said as his fellow pranksters nod with him, they never said anything about stealing his pants at all.

"Lies!" Harold shouted before they saw the screen changed.


(Confession)

"If that doesn't stir up drama then I don't know what it is." Chris said with an evil smirk as he pulls a pant out of the bag.


Harold stared before he crossed his arms and ignored the smug looks the old bass members sent him.

(Killer Bass cabin)

Harold ran inside and saw his underwear laying on the bed before pick it up with a grin, not minding the fact that it has a huge brown stain on it.

"You put those on?" Leshawna asked stunned as the others looked grossed out. "With that huge stain after Duncan pointed them out for yea?"

"Like I said they looked just like his normal pair," Duncan added, "All dirty and gross."

"That's more like it." He said and in the kitchen, the boys were laughing as Duncan juggling a hot sauce in his hand. The nerd put it on and froze before screaming, "My biscuits are burning!" He quickly ran to the dock and jump into the water before give a sigh of relief. Three fins stick out of the water and swimming around the nerd before he screamed out in fear and ran out of the water.


(Confession)

Naruto laughed as he holding his stomach. "I own that one to Fin, Jaws, and Fang." It was really easy to bring his shark friends to the beach from lake. "By the way, I'm worried about Heat-chan…I just heard something blow up on her side, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his head, unaware that his childhood friend just burned her eyebrows off and was blaming everything on her team.


Heather screamed in fury, "Again! You guys are so dead!"

Lindsay gulped and tried to hide herself.

(Killer Bass kitchen)

"Nice jammies." Duncan said, clapping his hands with DJ as Harold walk past them with a scowl.

"That is all I've got left." Harold said with resignation, "So if you sickos want to see me butt naked, hit me with your best shot."

"Please for our sakes you stopped," Justin said trying to get the imagine of Harold in a speedo out of his head.

"He didn't get naked," Duncan reassured him, 'This time,' he added in his head.

The male Bass members crossed their arms with smirk before Duncan said, "Well, stop leaving your butt bags all over the cabin, and we'll back off."

"I told you it wasn't me!" Harold snarled.

"No one believe you," Geoff shouted as Harold still tries to defend himself.

"You guys were just out to get me."

"Wow, you were right." Bridgette said as she turns to Naruto and the redhead nods back to her.

"Well, I tried." Duncan shrugged his shoulders.

"Hey guys, I made some sandwiches." Cody gives them a smirk as he picks up a plate, "So we can eat while working on our foods."

"Wow, that's nice of you Cody," Owen said with a small laugh.

"Wait for it," teased Duncan with a smirk as Harold scowled even more.

"Oh sweet!" Harold grabs one of the sandwiches, "I'm seriously starving…" He takes a bite, "That taste like sweat and lotion…It's the worst sandwich I ever ate…" The nerd swallows before pull something out of the sandwich and to his horror, it was his underwear…means the piece he just swallowed was…

"Ew, that's nasty!" Courtney recoiled from seeing the nerd eat his dirty underwear.

Most of the others had the same reaction while Owen looked a bit green. Harold scowled, "I can't believe you guys did that again!"

Up top Chris and Chef laughed like crazy, "Oh man, I forgot how funny these kids can be. Shame they keep trying to mess with the drama. That's my department."

"We'll return all of your underwear and shorts when you admit it." Owen giggled as Harold look down in defeat.

"In the fridge!" Leshawna's voice cried out, causing everyone to look at the wall again.

Heather growled while Leshawna, Gwen, Beth and a few others laughed, "to hell…with all of you!"

"…For some reason, I feel very concerned about Heat-chan now, dattebayo." Naruto muttered before turns to Bridgette to check on the ramen. "How is it?"

Heather was muttering to herself and the others caught a few words such as "idiot" and "Ramen addict".

"Hmm, I don't know…" The surfer lifts the ladle to Naruto's face, "Here, taste it." The redhead tasted it and licking his lips a bit before grinned at her.

"It's good! Man, it's almost same like my kaa-san's ramen."

"Really?" Bridgette looks at Naruto as he nods.

Heather raised a brow here. Even if Naruto and his mother loved ramen way too much for her taste she knew how much Naruto admires his mother's cooking. To hear Naruto say the girl's cooking as almost as good as his mother's was high praise indeed. 'Then again idiot is helping so that factors in.'

"Yeah, when she was around, kaa-san makes an awesome ramen since it's our favorite food and now it's hard to make a ramen that taste like hers." Naruto sighed, starts to remembering the memory of his mother made ramen for them. Bridgette placed her hand on Naruto's arm as he turn to her with a smile, "I'm fine."

"If you're sure." The surfer said as they pouring the ramen into the bowl. After few pouring, Naruto speak up.

"You know, you will make awesome wife since you're good at making ramen." The redhead chuckled.

Bridgette blushed as the others 'Oooh' or whistled at her, "He didn't mean it like that!"

"Sure he didn't," Geoff teased but backed off from her glare.

Heather scowled knowing that even if Naruto didn't mean it like that his words still made her angry.

"R-R-Really, you think so?" Bridgette blushed, "But you help and teach me a lot."

"That's true but with your help, the ramen is really good." Naruto grinned as he pulls her in one-arm hug, not noticing some of Bass smirked at the blushing surfer.

Bridgette groaned and covered her blushing face.


(Confession)

"Ma was right," Courtney smirked, "The only way to get a man's heart is through his stomach…"

*Static*

"Hmm…" Owen tapping his chin, "So if Bridge gets really good at make ramen, Naru will go out with her and I will win the bet, hehehehe!" The oaf giggled as he let out a small fart.

"Owen!" Bridgette stunned the loveable big guy would say something like that.

"What?" Owen asked confused.


(Main Lodge)

Beth set up her tiki idol on the table before turns to Chris with a smile, "Your meal is coming right up, sir."

"Yep, everything's almost right, dattebayo." Naruto said as he lit the candlesticks before both of the campers returned to their kitchen sides.

"Hmm, dattebayo?" Chris mumbled to himself, noticing that the redhead kept repeating the word over and over. It was kind of familiar but he can't remember it at all before shrugged his shoulders, it was not important at all.

Chris actually paused here thinking the same thing. 'Why does it feel like I should know a praise like that?'


(Screaming Gophers kitchen)

"We might just win this thing yet, y'all." Leshawna chuckled as she and Katie take a smell from their three courses. "All right, let's do this." The Gophers nodded as they walk out of the kitchen, not noticing that the back door was opening before a bear peeks inside and takes a smell. The creature noticed the foods on table before licking his mouth.

Leshawna growled out, "Oh I know that is not about to happen."

Owen chuckled nervously recalling how he did pretty much the same thing. Tyler sighed, "It's the cruse man. Without Owen there the curse still had to find a way to hit you."

Beth groaned at the reminder again of how she messed up.


(Main Lodge)

Chris decided that the Killer Bass team will go first and right now, he just finished his curry before giving the Bass a thumb-up. "Not bad, your curry passed…Now pass me these fajita, please." DJ handed the plate of fajitas to the host before he takes a few bites, "On scale of one to ten…" Chris grinned, "Fifteen!"

"Wouldn't that be one to fifteen?" Naruto asked as he tilted his head, earning a glare from Chris.

Courtney pumped her fist slightly happy that they did better this time.

"…Give me the next one or else…" The host mumbled before look down at the ramen and raised his eyebrow. "Hmm…" Chris shrugged before taking a few bite, he paused for a while before eat it all up. "Wow, that's really good!"

"I couldn't do it without Bri-chan's help, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at blushing Bridgette.

"We win," Courtney could not help but gloat.

"We were cruse, our dessert was burnt by Lindsay and now a bear ate our ribs" Heather shot back, "Unless you all bombed there was no chance of us winning."

"Surprised to hear you say that," Noah said with a raised brow.

"Seeing it from this side even I can admit we were screwed."

"Now how will the Gophers respond?" Chris grinned at the cameraman.

"You hear the man." Leshawna said as Katie entered the kitchen before screaming out in fear. The Gophers quickly entered the kitchen to see the bear lying on the table with his guts sticking out as the creature cleaning his teeth with bone.

"…" The bear noticed the angry sassy girl and gulps before ran out of the kitchen.

"Yeah he better run!" Leshawna said "I would make him into a bear skin rug!"

"I believe hear," Harold muttered and a few of the guys nodded.

"Get your furry ass back here!" Leshawna roared with shaking fist as the bear disappeared into the wood. Katie nervously brings out the tray with rib bones and placed it on the table in front of Chris.

"…Yeah, this look like it's, um, been eaten." Chris glared at the bones.

"Um…Not all of it." Katie pointed at a small piece of meat sticking on one of the bone.

"Yeah, there…" Chris muttered as he picks it out, "Boy, I'm so starving." He rolled his eyes before bit into his meat. "You know what? I've had worse…Two points. Right now it is still in Bass' lead." The Gophers groaned, "Now it's time for your dessert."

"Here." Gwen grunted as she placed the cake on table.

"It looks nice," Justine said looking at the cake.

"I doubt they were able to make a new one fast enough," Eva grunted.

"I have to say this cake looks like a winner." Chris grinned as he sticks the fork in, only to have it turn into ashes. His grinning face becomes blank and Leshawna muttered to Beth that it doesn't look good. "…What the hell is this?" The host picks up a handful of ash with glare.

"It's Helena's recipe." Lindsay said before she gasps, "Oh my gosh! She's still in the fridge!"

"Wait, nani?!" Naruto shouted as everyone watch the bombshell running into the kitchen.

"What? Girl was making everyone trip." Leshawna said, noticing Chris was looking at her as if she has something to do with it.

Heather growled before they all gasped seeing Heather's state. It was still surprising the first time.

"Oh, I hear that." Chris said with a grin before everyone gasped at seeing blue-skinned Heather stomping out with angry glare.

"Oh the horror!" Owen cried out.

"You guys are s-s-s-so dead." Heather said with chattering teeth as she glared at her team, "Is it over?"

"Heat-chan, your eyebrows look different." Naruto said, receiving a glare from his childhood friend.

Heather screamed in fury stopping anyone from commenting.

"It is over." Chris said, holding back his laughter as he jabbed his thumb at the Killer Bass team, "The Bass wins, twenty-one to twelve." The said team cheered, "It's not because you just served me ash, the ribs sucked too."

"Great! That's just great!" Heather snarled at her team, "Why do we keep losing, people?" She turns to the table and pointed at the tiki idol, "And what is this! I don't approve this."

"Hmm, it's kind of giving me a funny feeling." Naruto said before Beth walk up and pick it up.

"Good instincts form a brat," Chef muttered.

"I brought it back as a souvenir, you know, from the other island."

"You did what?" Heather yelled at the farmer.

"You mean Boney Island?" Chris shot up from his chair and grabbed his hair with widened eyes, "The deadliest island in Muskoka, the one I specifically said not to take anything from or you'll be cursed?"

"I didn't hear that part!" Beth cried again unable to help it.

"Um…Yeah?" Beth said as the host and her team glared at the farmer. "I didn't know. I'll put it back." She quickly returned to her team.

Heather scoffed, "back? Right," she remember what the girl really did with it.

Chris sighed, "Okay, the Killer Bass now lead with eight members to Gophers' soon to be six…" The host turn to the Bass team with a smirk, "And as promised, the winners will be enjoying a reward tonight…a five-star dinner under the stars." The Bass team cheered as Duncan pulls Courtney in a hug and it last long until the CIT yelled at him to put her down.


(Campfire)

Heather glared at Beth and Leshawna as Chris walk up to the campers with plate of marshmallows and grinned at them. "I've got seven Gophers sitting in front of me tonight," The host chuckled, "But only six fluffy bits of sweet safety in my hands, so good luck." He put the plate down, "When I call your name, come up and get your marshmallow…Leshawna…Katie…Gwen…Trent…Lindsay." He waited as the said campers pick their marshmallow up before speak again, "Heather, Beth, down to you. Whoever doesn't get this last marshmallow must immediately walk the dock of shame and leave on the boat of losers forever."

Chris sighed, "Man I love these dramatic moments."

"But we all know who's leaving" Heather added glaring at Beth.

"Yep," Noah said making another note.

"…" Beth crossed her fingers and bit her lips.

"…" Heather glared with her crossed arms.

"…The final marshmallow goes to…" Chris slowly said and paused.

"…" Beth gulps.

"…" Heather's glare gets harder.

"…Heather." Chris finally announced and the queen bee smirked at Beth.

"You heard him. Boat of losers, that way." Heather gloated, "That was stupid of you to take that doll from the island."

"See you, girl." Leshawna waved to Beth as the said girl walk down the dock of shame.

Beth sighed feeling bad for her counterpart but hope she did as good in the next season.

"That's it for tonight," Chris chuckled, "And you might want to burn some sage to get rid of any lingering curse vibes."

"Cool, will Chef give us some sage?" Leshawna asked.

"Nope…" The host raised his eyebrow, "Good luck with that…Go back to your cabin."

"Like I would give them any," Chef muttered nodding at Chris words.


(Killer Bass cabin)

The boys snickered as they lifting the bed with sleeping Harold on it and carry him outside at night, placing him on the dock and the next morning, everyone laughed at embarrassing naked nerd.

Harold tried to play it cool rather than be angry, "Look all you want ladies. Not many can pull that sexy look."

"Ah my eyes!" Justin cried out. "I would scratch them out but that would ruin my perfect looks. But the ugly I just saw ruined them for life!"

"Yeah what he said," Duncan added thumbing at Justin.

Harold tried to speak again but Chef shouts down, "Sit down and shut up before you make us even sicker!"

"Good morning, Harold!" The girls laughed at him as the boys in canoe rowing past them.

"Learn your lesson, dattebayo?" Naruto chuckled.

"Yes, okay!" Harold cried out.

"Oh, we need more than that." Duncan smirked.

"I'll never leave my crusty underwear out again!" Harold whined, earning a lot of disgusting groan from the girls. "I swear!"

"Yeah that was bad hearing about it before," Gwen muttered, "Even worst when you got to see it."

"I believe him." Cody snickered as DJ tossed the nerd's clothes back to Harold. Everyone laughed as the nerd ran off to his cabin.

Chris sighed, "I love the sound of a traumatized teen in the morning."

"Thank god that's over," Duncan muttered, "I thought we would be force to see some even grosser Harold. The real one is bad enough.

Harold looked around as the others nodded. "Gosh! You people don't appreciate a sexy look." His comment lead to him being pelted by garbage from all around him.


Well another one down. And if you haven't been traumatized yet then we still aren't working hard enough. But the question remains of what will our campers see themselves face next. Will Naruto appear any time soon and will Izzy get her Whisker Time when she see the poor boy? Will Heather keep the secret long enough for Naruto to get here and what other surprises will they find? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Preview!