Chris is still out of it so I'm going to do the intro. Last time on Total Drama Preview; the maggots watched as they went up against a new, never before seen, challenge. Some sort of name tag ripping game that Chris stole the idea from another show. The only reason they even knew that was because spoil maggot is a fan of the show, which turned out to be true with her reaction as well. She must be hating Chris for several reasons now. The maggots were then force to face a Hunter in the challenge as he was hunting them down and the maggots thought it was Eva. Got to say, the challenge was good cause it felt like I was watching a horror movie and the maggots were picked off one by one. The Hunter seem to be after Harold as he ambushed the wimp many times, forcing him to sing a lullaby every time. It was funny as hell. Speaking of wimpy maggot turns out he left his cell phone on as he got a call in the middle of the episode. Stupid maggot, don't you know to turn off the cell phones during a movie? THAT RUDE! Anyways he answered and screamed like a little girl and threw the phone away for no reason. In the end the hunter won, scaring the crap out of everyone and showed that it was Naruto the whole time. Damn boy, who knew you had it in you. Afterwards Harold was kicked of the island by Naruto and they party in the cabins. But the surprises didn't end there as we find out what Naruto left for Chris. It was a letter telling him who his mother was, one reason Chris was going nuts over, and the fact he is apparently his son. What the hell!? How did that happen!? Though if you thought that was crazy you haven't seen anything yet as it turns out not only was Naruto real and here but also his mother. Hence Chris being out of it. What will the others do now that Naruto is here? Will Chris actually get his head back on or will he start thinking with a different head? I could care less though so find out right now on Total Drama Preview.
Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.
Also a shout out to White fox16, who has been helping me with some of the grammar issues of this story. As I promised I have been updating weekly but that wouldn't be a problem if this was my only story but it isn't. While working on this I seem to realize that I have been neglecting my other work. So I decided that I would update this every Other week so I can work on my other stories. I will still make it on Friday or Saturday at most if something happens.
So here it is. Naruto is here like everyone wanted and more with Kushina. Some guess it was her but I am glad I surprised most of you with this twist. Hope you enjoy what she brings to the table along with Naruto.
Everyone was in the lobby, Izzy finally ended her whisker time much to Naruto's relief. Chris was standing by Kushina as everyone gathered around most of them trying to find some sense to what was going on. "Kushina…ummm" Chris rubbed the back of his head feeling a bit out of his comfort zone. "You look good."
Kushina smirked, "Thanks Chris, still as short I as remember, dattebane."
"Hey!" Chris cried while the rest laughed at him. However he could not help himself but smile feeling like it was the old days when they were still dating. "Still it's been forever since we seen each other. What brings you here? How did you even know how to find us?"
"Heather called us yesterday," Kushina answered simply.
Everyone turned to Heather who leaned on the snack counter next to Naruto. "What?" she asked.
"What? What!?" Leshawna asked with a shout, "You knew about him this whole time and didn't tell anyone? While we were all wondering if he was rule and you have been holding out on us."
"You were just as confused as we were when we started," Gwen also pointed out, "And there were times you had no clue what was going on."
"Because I didn't think it was idiot," Heather shot back with a huff, "Like I said beforehand I thought it was Chris adding him with CG or something. I wouldn't put it pass him to do that."
"You know me too well," Chris said with a grin.
"Besides there were several things that did not make sense," Heather went on ignoring Chris, "like for one thing of Kushina being dead. Another thing I the part with his scares. I was terrified at that scene with him bleeding and the scares afterwards. That never happen so I was confused."
"What scars?" Kushina and Naruto asked together.
Heather glanced at Naruto before she answered, "There was one scene that looked like a memory but I never seen it before. You were bleeding, very badly, and I was over you trying to stop the bleeding. You showed us some scars you had from the incident that you were afraid to show everyone. It was hard to look at." Heather said this last part looking down and didn't look at anyone in the eye. The others nodded, some grimacing others like Lindsay Katie and Sadie were hugging themselves and shivering.
"It really freaked us out," Duncan admitted. He knew it was different than watching a gory movie as he knew the boy and it looked too real for his taste.
Heather nodded to this "Then only reason you even survived was because of your heart condition so whatever was used to cut you missed most of your heart."
"Really?" Naruto asked before he lifted up his shirt, "Well you guys have nothing to worry about dattebayo. See? I don't have any scars."
It was true, the scars they saw on the other Naruto's chest were not present. Although several of the single ladies were blushing seeing the well define chest. Heather noticed this and narrowed her eyes before she smacked Naruto's hands, "Stop showing off idiot."
"What I want to know is why you would even show the scars," Kushina asked and Chris actually looked nervous.
"It was for a challenge," Noah answered ignoring Chris trying to get him to stop. "It was for a challenge," Noah answered ignoring Chris trying to get him to stop. "He had to face our fears and Naruto's was people seeing his scars."
Chris chuckled nervously while Kushina glared at him. Before he could explain she slammed her fist on top of his head, "Baka! How can you do that!? Why did you put your son through such a thing!? Dattebane!"
"I didn't know!" Chris tried to defend himself as Kushina kept hitting him. "And I did it to everyone so I can't leave him out!"
"That's one thing I don't understand," Chef said standing near Chris but did nothing to help the man, "How the hell did you score a babe like her?" he paused seeing Kushina stopped and stare at him, "No offense."
"None taken, dattebane." Kushina muttered as she stopped hitting Chris. "And we had our ups and down but he was sweet at times. Though he certainly gotten an ego when he started to become famous."
"That and we had a nasty fight which lead to our breakup," Chris added rubbing his head. He glanced at Naruto and asked, "Are you sure he's mine?"
Kushina grabbed him by the collar and pulled them so their faces were close as she glared at him, "What is that supposed to mean dattebane? Do you think I am the kind of girl that sleeps around with all sorts of men?"
"No! No! Never!" Chris said quickly knowing he was in trouble, "It's just…kinda shocking to hear we had a kid."
"Tell me about it," Chef said getting their attention, "The brat is something else. Not like any of these annoying maggots. Hell I have no problem if he was my kid."
Naruto chuckled, "Thanks dattebayo."
"So, are you two going to stay with us?" Trent asked.
"Hai," Naruto nodded, "It looks like a lot of fun. Like that last challenge, I wished I was able to do something like that."
"Speaking of which," Harold muttered narrowing his eyes at Naruto, "Did you have to pull that prank call like that? And how did you even get my number anyways?"
"You had it on your webpage as the Drama Boys dattebayo," Naruto answered, "and yes I had to call you. It just had to be done."
"And we'll be happy to join you guys instead of that VIP booth," Kushina said with a smile, before she turned to Chris with a small glare "unless there's a problem?"
"No of course not!" Chris said before he held out his arm, "please let me take you to your seat."
Kushina smirked and took his arm as he led the way back to the theater. The others said nothing at how Chris was acting as they followed them. Kushina sat next to Chris while Chef sat on the other side of his boss. Naruto however went down and sat next to Heather as said girl crossed her arms as she sat down. Once everyone was seated Chris took the remote and started to next episode for them.
(Dock)
"Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers had a lot of good time." Chris grinned, "There was a cook-off, slow dance, couple of team-buildings events, and sport! During these, we just witnessed our first hook-up…" Footage of Katie kissing Cody's cheek, "Bitter nerd's revenge…" Footage of Harold rigged the votes, "And eliminated campers on the dock of shame…We just merged the teams and there was a huge twist!" Chris makes a big gesture with his arms, "Two campers made their comeback, one of them became a nightmare and traumatized the poor nerd before sending him off the island."
"It's too scary! TOOO SCARY!" Harold wailed in the footage and the host chuckled.
Harold scowled while the others chuckled at him. Naruto rubbed the back of his head looking sheepish.
"Now with Naruto and Izzy back here again, things are going to heat up tonight and it's going to give us lot of questions. What challenges will we have? Who will hop aboard the boat of losers? How will our three certain campers get along under one roof? Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!"
"What campers is he talking about?" Naruto asked.
"Forget about it idiot," Heather replied before anyone else could.
(Main Lodge)
"So how was your first night with the girls, dattebayo?" Naruto asked, placing a bowl on top of stacking bowls as Bridgette sat down in front of him.
"Well, it wasn't kinda bad." The surfer said, it was really nice to have some girl company and the only one con about it was…
"That's enough ramen for now, idiot!" Bridgette sighed as Heather stomped over to Naruto and pull him away from the bowls.
"Awe, really Heat-chan?" Naruto asked with a pout.
Heather scoffed, "If I didn't stop you, you would never stop eating ramen."
"And how is that a bad thing?" he asked.
Chris rolled his eyes and glanced at Kushina, "Reminds me of your ramen habit."
Kushina pouts as well, "We are not that bad. Besides ramen is good for us. You never had a problem when I made it."
"What can I say," Chris said with a grin, "I love your cooking."
"Suck up," Chef coughed and grinned at a glaring Chris while Kushina giggled next to him.
Since the surfer moved in, all the queen bee did was just giving her a glare and mocking her when Bridgette had her clumsy moment.
"Well certainly different then last time," Bridgette said recalling how the queen bee tried to get her into an alliance last time. She wasn't sure which was better.
"Aw, one more bowl..." Naruto pouted, only to receive a glare from his childhood friend. "…Okay, I'll wait until next supper." The redhead sighed dejectedly as some campers snickered at him.
"You eat way too much ramen idiot," Heather said shaking her head.
"No I don't," Naruto tried but everyone snicker not believing him.
"Hallelujah!" Chef muttered, wiping some sweats off his face. He may like the brat but the cook couldn't keep up with Naruto's pace.
Kushina glanced at Chef and wondered if he really could make the amount of ramen they eat so fast.
"Izzy, I'm curious about something." Katie said as she turns to the crazy girl, "How did you escape the RCMP's manhunt?"
"Oh that's easy." Izzy giggled, "I'm a wildness survivor and swift-footed so it was easy to avoid them." She paused to take a bite out of a raw fish as some campers made grimace faces at the sight. "After escaping them, it was just me and my animal brethren against the harsh elements."
"Liar," Eva grunted, "She stayed with us until she heard I was coming back and went on ahead before anyone can stop her."
"Harsh?" Leshawna snorted, "It was sunny and warm most of time, aside from the name tag challenge." The memories of the said challenge were still fresh on their mind before Izzy replied back.
"Not where I was but luckily, I was able to take a refuge in the beaver dam and befriended the family of beavers then after that, the interns found me and bring me back here." Izzy giggled and the campers give her weird looks. Gwen opened her mouth to say something but the loudspeaker cut her off with a squeak.
"Campers, report to the amphitheater after breakfast and you will learn all about today's challenge…Mclean out!"
"What's the challenge now?" Owen asked.
"Who knows," Duncan replied "After the last challenge I'm not sure which challenge we will do next."
Chris rubbed his hand together, "This should be good."
"Well, you heard him." Duncan stood up with a grunt, "Let's go and see what it's going to be…"
"Yeah, good luck to you guys, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he walks out of the main lodge with some campers.
(Stage)
"Welcome to your next challenge." Chris grinned at the campers as they take their seats in man-made multilevel panel, which was made out of desks, table, and crates with varies of chairs.
"Oh this one," Leshawna said remembering that she won this challenge. Eva grunts also recalling this challenge. Now that she was not in the game again she was not sure what will happen here.
"The time honored game of torture…Say 'Uncle'! You are all about to be put through test of endurance so insane that some of 'em sent our interns to the emergency room." The campers gulped with nervous expression, "If you back down from the challenge or do not last the required ten seconds, you will be eliminated. The winner will not only be safe from elimination, but will win this luxurious trailer, yours to take home at the end of summer."
"Until you blew it up," Leshawna said.
Chris laughed slightly "That may have been an accident but it couldn't have gone any better." He then noticed the look Kushina gave him and gulped.
"What kinds of torture?" Leshawna glared at the host with hands on her hips.
"Why don't you ask my lovely assistant?" Chris smirked as Chef shows up with hockey mask and cleaver, earning some frightened faces from the campers. "All right, let's do this! Duncan, you're first up!" The host turns to the poor-made wheel, "Let's spin the wheel of misfortune to select your torture." Chris spun the wheel and the punk stares at it with widened eyes before it stopped on the picture of turtle.
Duncan groaned knowing this was not going to be pretty.
"Turtle?" Duncan raised one of his eyebrows, how can it be bad since it's just a turtle.
"Turtle punk shots." Chris said with a chuckle, "Our interns spent weeks collecting the grumpiest, angriest, cruelest, hungriest old snapping turtles on the island. While you stand in the goalie net completely unprotected, Chef will fire off turtle snap shots." Duncan paled as he glanced at Chef, wielding a hockey stick, standing behind the snapping turtles before the host pushed the punk to the front of the goalie net. "If I were you, dude, I'd protect my coconuts. This could get ugly." Chris laughed before he ran away from the firing range and Duncan gulped.
"Tell me about it," Duncan muttered before glaring at a chuckling Harold. "I don't know what you are laughing about. You would have not lasted one round."
Harold scoffed, "Pease I could, like, handle this no problem."
The other cast members were murmuring clearly not believing him. Naruto looked at Heather and she just shook her head telling him not to believe the nerd.
"Be careful, buddy!" Owen called out from his seat.
"If you can stay in for ten seconds, you'll go on the second round." Chris said as the timer buzzed and Chef launched the turtles at the punk. Duncan ducked under the first turtle but one of the turtles bit his arm, caused him to cry out in pain.
"Ooh! Looks like it hurts a lot." Katie winced, watching on as the turtles hit the punk before the last turtle bit his crotch.
Duncan grabbed his crotch closing his eyes not wanting to see that again. The other guys winced, "Oh that can't be good dattebayo," Naruto muttered.
"I told you to protect your coconuts dude," Chris said with a laugh.
Kushina frowned before she says, "Speaking from experience? I seem to remember you taking a few nuts shots."
Chris winced while the others laughed, "Yeah from you," he muttered.
"What was that dattebane?"
"Nothing!"
"And this one hurts more than you think." DJ groaned as the males covered their family jewels.
"Duncan moves on the next round!" Chris chuckled, "Isn't this fun?"
"Yeah, it's a riot." The punk groaned sarcastically with a glare.
"I'm surprised you even walked back to your seat from that," Noah said, "A snapping turtle can bite a finger off, how did you manage to stay intact?"
"I had thick pants to keep too much damage off" Duncan said with a wince, "Still hurt like a mother fucker though."
"No doubt," Tyler said and the other guys nodded.
Naruto shakes his head at them, noticing the musician giving the Goth girl an apology about leaving her buried alive during the fear challenge. The redhead raised his eyebrows, he thought they made up a while ago.
"We still had some issues," Gwen muttered and Trent nodded knowing it took them a while before they could get comfortable with each other again. And that was before they dated and broke up.
"Glad that you think so." The host returned to the wheel with a grin before spinning it, "Next up, Lindsay."
"Please, please!" Lindsay whispered to herself with crossed fingers as Owen glanced at her with concern before the needle stopped on a picture of flaming marshmallow.
"Marshmallow waxing!" The host said as Chef brings out the bags of marshmallow and pours them in the pot, melting them down. "We're gonna wax every part of your body. If you can take the pain for full ten seconds, you can go to the next level."
"Oh, I so need this!" Lindsay giggled as she lies on the table, "I've been doing with nasty razor stubble for weeks." She glanced at Chef with a smile, "Turning to offset my tan, kay?" The cooker just tossed the melted marshmallow on her face, drawing out a muffled scream as the campers watch on in shock. As soon as it reached ten seconds, Chef peeled the wax off and the bombshell cried out in pain from having her stubble's torn out.
"Ouch, that had to hurt." Trent winced, "I don't think I would have made it through that one."
"That's because guys are total wimps." Gwen smirked, "When it comes to two things, beauty and pain."
"You said it sister" Leshawna agreed with a nod and most of the other girls nodded as well.
Harold frowned, "I could've handled that."
"Then why do you have that stumble?" Lindsay asked.
Harold scowled as some of the others snickered.
"You got that right."
"Oh my gosh!" Lindsay gasped, feeling the smoothness of her face. "I can't believe how smooth that is. Thanks, Chip!"
"It's Chris…" The host groaned as the bombshell returned to her seat, "Well done, Lindsay, since you didn't even complain once, you get to choose who goes next."
Bridgette smiled thinking she was safe. Without Eva there to gun for her maybe she would not be forced to go through some of the challenges before her turn. She had forgotten one thing however.
"No, thank…" Lindsay said before Heather leans down and whispering in her ear. "Uh, wait, I changed my mind. I choose Bridgette with lake leeches."
Bridgette groaned forgetting Heather was looking to getting her kicked out. Heather nodded approving of what her counterpart did. Geoff patted his girlfriend on the back, "Not a problem Bridgette. I'm sure I will take this one for you as well."
"You were eliminated," Justine pointed out, "remember?"
Geoff blinked, "Oh right."
Bridgette paled and the smirking queen bee gave her a cutthroat gesture. Chef dropped the barrel, filled with leeches, in front of the seated campers and gives it a few pats.
"He is off-limits, klutzy!" Heather growled at the surfer girl.
"Who's off-limits?" Naruto whispered to Owen and the oaf's answer was just a face palmed.
(Confession)
"I know that I'm kind of dense when it comes to certain things." Owen sighed, "But Naru really takes the cake…Speaking of cake, I'm so starving for one now." The oaf holds his growling stomach with a grin.
Owen nodded as did a few guys before Owen's stomach gave a loud growl. The oaf blinked and rubbed his large belly, "I could go for a few more snacks."
"Then why don't you go get some?" Naruto asked to which Owen nodded and left to refill his snacks.
"He'll be gone a while," Chris muttered as they kept watching.
"All right, Bridgette, time's a wasting." Chris grinned, "Get your butt in the barrel of leeches." Naruto glanced at the shaken surfer girl and feel something in his stomach that makes him uncomfortable for some reason. Bridgette stood up and walks toward the barrel before the redhead suddenly stand up with his hands on the desk.
"No, wait! I'll take her place." Naruto called out and his outburst earned a lot of different reactions.
Heather scowled, "damn-it idiot."
"Aw, that's my boy," Kushina cooed, "Such a gentlemen."
Bridgette smiled at Naruto, "Thanks Naruto."
Tyler leaned over and whispered to Noah, "I want to add five more dollars to Naruto and Bridgette."
"Aw, that is so sweet." Lindsay gushed and Owen nodded with her.
"Idiot, what are you doing!" Heather snarled, why does he have to step in for this floozy girl?!
"Oh, and if your victim can last ten seconds without saying uncle, you get eliminated instead. Which means you lose your chance to win this." Chris said with a grin, gesturing at the trailer and Naruto just walk over to the barrel as Bridgette just look at him with a small smile. The redhead stepped inside the barrel and just grinned at the campers.
Duncan blinked, "Wait, doesn't animals like him enough not to attack? Even insects?"
Everyone besides the two Uzumaki's blinked as they did recall that. "Huh, he's right," Geoff said scratching his head before he gave the thumbs up to Naruto, "Way to go man."
"You know, it's not bad at all, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as the leeches just swim around him.
"Well that may put a damper in Chris's mood," Cody joked getting several of the campers to laugh.
Chris pouts at being played like that.
(Confession)
"Oh come on, that counts as cheating." Gwen deadpanned, "I'm more surprised that Chris just forget that Naruto have a way with animals and living things."
*Static*
"I can't believe I forget about that." Chris smacked his head.
Kushina gave Chris a deadpan look, "Did you want Naruto to get hurt?"
"Well no," Chris said as he was conflicted seeing as it was his son and more importantly he did not want Kushina to get mad at him, "But I can't just give him challenges that are too easy for him. That would make the show look bad and unfair to the others."
"Unfair," Heather muttered knowing Chris was just saying that to save his own ass, "Yeah right."
"Now, Katie…" The host chuckled, "Your challenge is…pet the bear!"
Katie let out a loud "Eep!" and hugged Sadie who hugged her back worried for her friend.
The tanned girl gasped in horror as the bear walks onstage with a growl. "All you do is just petting him for ten seconds and move on to next stage."
"N-N-Nice bear…" Katie stuttered, inching closer to the bear before the creature roared her, causing the tanned girl to faint on the spot.
"I don't blame you," Cody said with a wince recalling being on the wrong side of that bear and its temper.
"Ooh, that's bad…For her." Chris laughed and some campers glared at him as Chef carry the fainted girl to her chair. "If she wakes up, tell her to stock herself up with the wooden stock."
"Sorry guys," Katie muttered.
Kushina waved her off, "Relax, it wasn't something many can do easily dattebane."
Katie smiled, "Thanks Ms. Uzumaki."
Kushina laughed, "Dearly please call me Kushina dattebane."
After several rounds which got DJ eliminated, the host chuckled at bee-covered Bridgette before he give the wheel another spin and the needle landed on picture of footprint. "Our next challenge will be spending ten seconds in a wooden crate with Sasquatchanakwa." Chris chuckled, turning to the campers, "Tough luck. Bridgette, you haven't complained in a while so you can choose the next victim."
"I think I know who it will be," Bridgette said with a smirk. Eva raised a brow before she noticed Heather was glaring at the surfer. Eva grunted as she got what she was going at.
"Heather." The surfer girl said without missing a beat.
"You'll regret it." The queen bee growled before glances at Naruto, "Idiot, don't bother stepping in for me!"
"You sure, Heat-chan?"
"Yeah, it could be tough to handle, dattebayo." Naruto said concern.
Eva rolled her eyes, "Please the big lug is a softly when you don't scream at the sight of him."
Chris hums and glances at Chef, "That explains a lot."
"Like how you can convince him to do stuff for you at times?" Chef question.
"That and why he gets cranky when I have interns bring in for a challenge."
"Actually, I will not allow him to step in if there's animal or any creatures involved." Chris inputted, it's not fun if there are no torture at all. He turns his head to see Chef pushing in a huge rattling crate. "Now, Heather, if you please." The host chuckled before Heather walk in as Naruto and Lindsay watch on with concern expressions. There was a high-pitched shriek, followed by a sound of thump and the sneering queen bee walks out after ten seconds.
"What happen?" Leshawna asked.
"Um…What just happened in there?" Owen asked as Chef and Chris look inside to see a whimpering Sasquatch holding his crotch.
The guys winced at this, "Kinda mean there Heat-chan," Naruto muttered feeling sorry for the big guy.
Heather scoffed, "Please I think I prefer it that way," she paused, "And will you quite it with the nickname!?"
"Ooh…Medic!" The host called out before turns to Bridgette as the stock locked on her, "Sorry, girl, but you're out of the game."
"Yes!" Heather whispered to herself with a smirk before give the surfer girl a wave, "Sucks to be you right now."
"Now let's see who showed less courage than Heather and say uncle." Chris laughed, spinning the wheel and the remaining campers glances at each other with sweats.
"This could be bad," Owen muttered.
Izzy giggled actually excited. "No way, this is going to be fun."
Trent, Gwen, Owen, Heather, Duncan, and Lindsay joined the eliminated group after another round of wheel of misfortune and it was Izzy's turn as Chef picks up the eels. "Remember, you have to last ten seconds by taking a jolt from the eels…Clear!" Chris reminded the crazy girl before the cooker electrified her with the eels.
"Is that legal?" Kushina could not help but ask.
Chris smirked, "We got through legal so yes. We just had to make sure the eels were safely kept and treated right so PITA and other animal rights would be fine with it."
"That was great! Hit me again!" Izzy laughed and Chef just shrugged before electrified her again as she laughs.
"Izzy, who's your next victim?" Chris asked with a grin.
"Ooh, me, me!" The crazy girl raised her hand in air with a giggle, "With the poison ivy spa treatment!"
"Whoo!" Izzy cheered, "That was awesome!"
(Confession)
"Is it just me or is that girl some kinda crazy?" Leshawna asked with raised eyebrow as she tapping her temple.
"Not sure," Izzy admitted, "My doctors never last long enough to actually say what wrong?"
"Explains so much," Courtney muttered rubbing her forehead.
*Static*
"…If she gets together with Whiskers, it's going to be crazy, if you know what I mean?" Duncan chortled.
"Oh I can see that," Trent added as several others nodded.
Kushina could not help but giggle slightly. She remember the girl's reaction to seeing her son and her 'Whisker time' as she dubbed it. She found it adorable. Heather however growled slightly but did nothing else.
Chris pulls out his phone before calling the producers about Izzy's request. "It's Chris. Yeah, yeah, she wants to do it…Okay." The host turns to the crazy girl with raised eyebrow, "The judges will allow it, but they wanna know why."
"I just wanna see how it feels." Izzy answered with a grin and there was silence between her and the host.
"…All righty then…" Chris muttered, somewhat bewildered, as Chef wrapping the poison ivy around the crazy girl's head. The host checked his time before glance at the cooker, "Time's up, remove the poison ivy."
"No, no." Izzy waved them off, "It feels great."
"Yeah you guys should try it," Izzy suggested.
"I'll pass," Gwen muttered. She love nature and the environment but she was not about to have poison ivy wrapped around her face.
"Um…You stuck it out, but sadly, you eliminated yourself." Chris take a few steps back away from the crazy girl, why does he always attaching the crazy people?
"Look how big my lips are!" Izzy giggled as she pokes her swollen face.
"Okay…Naruto, Leshawna." Chris glanced at the last two campers before shifting his eyes to the camera, "After twenty rounds of torture, we're down to two steely competitors and the sudden death round."
"Oh yeah," Leshawna said pumping her fist. "Only one more to go. Sorry boy but my girl is not going to back down."
Naruto laughed, "No problem dattebayo. Good luck to yeah."
(Confession)
"I did not make it this far to quit now." Leshawna said, "That trailer is bank and it's got my name written all over it. Whatever he got to throw at me, I'm gonna do."
Leshawna nodded, she wanted and had such a beautiful trailer. Then Chris has to ruin it.
*Static*
"Hmm, it seems that the challenge today was really short or is it just me, dattebayo?" Naruto asked with tilted head.
"What!?" were the cries from all the member that went through the challenge. "You're crazy boy." Leshawna muttered shaking her head.
"Leshawna, it's up to you." Chris grinned, "Your final challenge is the grizzly bear log roll."
"The grizzly bear say what?" Leshawna gasped.
"Um…Roar, snarl, and growl?" Naruto said and the sassy girl rolled her eyes.
"That was a rhetorical question."
"Sorry," Naruto muttered rubbing the back of his head.
"Don't apologies to her," Heather ordered.
(Dock)
The host and the campers walk over to the end of the dock to see a smirking bear, standing on top of the log. "Meet…" Chris was about to say something but Naruto interrupted him with a wide grin as he waved at the bear.
"Molotov!"
Naruto eyes went wide, "Oh Molotov! I haven't seen him in forever."
"Where did you meet him?" Chris asked. It took him forever just to book the bear for the challenge. And the circus was sore with what happen even if they got free advertisement.
"Yeah he is part of the Russian circus," Naruto replied. "I worked with him when it came to Canada. He was awesome dattebayo."
"Wait, you really work at a circus?" Justin asked as everyone besides Heather and his mother looked at him.
"Only part time," Naruto admitted. "We needed help with…something and I worked with what I can do to help."
Kushina closed her eyes for a brief moment before she open them with a smile, "They are actually nice people when you get to know them. They love Naruto and he always help out. I always love going to his shows dattebane. Heather always comes when we can with her family."
Everyone looked at a sheepish Naruto before Geoff proclaimed "That is awesome dude!"
The bear's eyes widened and jump on the dock to give the redhead a hug as the campers stared at them with dropped jaws. "I haven't see you for a while!" Molotov nodded at Naruto before licking his face, causing him to laugh.
"…You know this bear?" Leshawna muttered.
"Yes, I used to work with Molotov when the Russian circus came to Canada for their tour and it was about three years ago." Naruto chuckled.
"Hey, hey, I'm talking here." Chris grunted with a glare before the host clears his throat, "To summary what Naruto just said…Molotov, the bear. Performs with Russian National Circus…He's also has been the European log rolling champion for the past twelve years." Molotov hopped on the log and starts to rolling it, "To win, you must last ten seconds on the log while avoiding certain death in the piranha infested water."
"What the fuck…" Duncan said with widened eyes as the piranhas jumped out of the waters with a snarl. Leshawna glared at the smirking bear in a stare-off before Chris popped over at her side with a grin.
Leshawna scowled "Champ or not, Yogi is going down!"
"Leshawna, you could back out now."
"No way, I've seen scarier looking faces at the mall." The sassy girl glared, "I'm going in!"
Chris watches on as Leshawna takes her place on the log before snapped his fingers with a grin. "And go!"
"Good luck Leshawna," Naruto said.
"I won't need it."
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Leshawna cried out, attempting to keep up with the bear as the log rolls around under her feet. She take a glance at Molotov to see him smirking at her, causing Leshawna to growl before running harder and Naruto can see that the bear was starting to get worrying. "Ha!" The sassy girl stomps her feet, halting the rolling log and it caused Molotov to fall down on his groin. The bear whimpered as he rolls into the water by the log before coming out fur less, courtesy of the piranhas. "That's how I roll!"
"Leshawna wins! So Naruto is out!" Chris chuckled and the redhead just shrugged his shoulders since it was a sudden death round. "Since Leshawna wins the challenge, she gets invincibility and the grand prize…" The host gestured at the trailer with Chef in model costume.
"Nicely done, dattebane."
"Yes, baby! Woo!" The sassy girl cheered.
"Congratulations." Naruto chuckled, watching Leshawna toss Chef away and hugging her new trailer.
"While Leshawna checks out her trailer full of food, and we check out her blood pressure." Chris turns to the campers, "The rest of you can go to the confessional booth and vote off a camper other than Leshawna."
"Now who will be voted off?" Harold asked. "Last time it was Eva, so who leaves now?"
"We'll find out," Noah said as he got his notebook open.
"Whatever! Just get me out of this!" Heather snarled, struggling to get out of the stock.
(Campfire)
Chef howled at the moon on the cliff and the campers raised their eyebrows at the odd scene before Chris starts to speak to them. "Okay. So first up, we ran out of marshmallows."
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Owen screamed, flailing his arms around.
"Give it a rest man," Chris muttered, "We got more later."
"Sorry Oken," Lindsay apologies "But I really needed that waxing."
"I've reviewed the confessionals to prevent another rig votes…We don't want Naruto bring his hunter persona back, right guys?" Chris chuckled as the nodding campers glance at chuckling redhead with gulps.
"Please don't," Harold muttered with a shiver.
"While I normally protect your privacy…"
"Not really since the cameras are everywhere, even in the bathroom." Naruto said and the host glared at him.
"He has a point," DJ added.
"Not what I ment!" Chris shouted crossing his arms. Kushina and Chef rolled their eyes at him.
"…Anyway…I'm gonna go live with your confessionals!" Chris smirked as the screen appeared next to him from above.
(Confession)
"Bridgette!" Heather grunted with crossed arms, "I don't need to explain my reasons at all."
*Static*
"I vote for Katie." Duncan shrugged, "Things are going to be bloody and I don't want her to get tied up in this…Princess, if you're watching that. Miss you, babe!"
Courtney rolled her eyes, "Back then you did care."
Duncan scowled, "And back then you were not as much of a hard ass."
"Stop it both of you," Chef ordered. "If you are to keep at it, we will be here all day I want to finish this part sometime soon."
*Static*
"Hmm…Umm…I don't know." Naruto scratched his head, "I like everyone here…Um…"
*Static*
"Katie." Gwen crossed her arms, "Nothing against her."
*Static*
"Heather." Bridgette rolled her eyes.
*Static*
"I'll choose Katie." DJ sighed, "She told me that she really missed her best friend and Cody so I guess it would be for the best to vote for her."
*Static*
Lindsay hummed to herself as she applied the lip gloss before blinked at the camera. "Oh, I forgot I was here…Kate."
*Static*
"Hmm, me." Katie sighed, "It's just that I really miss Sadie and Cody a lot…
*Static*
"Um…" Naruto furrowed his eyebrows.
"Hurry up in there, idiot!" Heather's voice shouted from outside.
"Oh…Um…Katie? Sorry, it's really hard to pick." Naruto sighed.
Katie actually wasn't upset, in fact she was happy everyone was worried about her and cared so much.
Katie smiled, she don't mind if most of them voted for her because she was not the one to hold grudges against anyone. "Well, in the end, it's ten votes for Katie. So adios." Chris said, kinda disappointed that it didn't stir up any kind of drama at all.
"Bye, guys!" The tanned girl waved at the campers before walk down to the dock of shame, can't wait to see Sadie and her boyfriend.
(Dock of shame)
"Katie!" The tanned girl blinked before gasped to see Sadie standing in the boat of loser with Cody.
"Awe that's sweet of you to let them see her," Kushina said. "That was nice of them to come see their friend they have been missing. And you made that happen."
"Umm, right." Chris muttered not looking her way while Chef chuckled. They let it happen hoping for some drama or a moment to get some ratings.
"Sadie! Cody!" She gushed as she hopped on the boat and hugging them both, "I miss you two!"
"Me too, Kat." Cody grinned at her.
"I'm so jealous of you! You get boyfriend first before me!" Sadie giggled and Katie blushed with a smile. They kept hugging and chatting as the boat of losers carries them away from the island.
"Aw, that's so sweet!" Izzy giggled with her fellow campers as they watch the ship disappeared into the fog, "Anyway…Party at Leshawna's trailer!"
"Wait, what!" The sassy girl cried out, turning to see the campers ran to her trailer, "Yo, get away from my baby!"
"That was a fun party though," Geoff said with a grin.
Leshawna sighed, "At least you guys didn't break anything. Not that it mattered."
(Leshawna's Trailer)
"Does anyone else think that the challenge was short and little rushed today?" Gwen asked and some campers nodded as they raiding the mini-fridge, ignores Leshawna's protesting.
"What!?" once again the campers that went through the challenge exclaimed.
"I know right?" Naruto asked.
"Idiot shut up," Heather said before glaring at Gwen, "And you, stop saying stupid stuff."
"Not that it is any of your business," Gwen said with a returned glare, "But I don't know what my girl is talking about."
"Yeah, maybe they ran out of ideas or something like that." DJ said.
"Who care!" Owen chuckled, "We have a party here so don't sweat about the challenge." Some campers grinned at the oaf and Leshawna sighed, she doesn't mind as long as no one breaks a thing in her brand-new trailer.
"You all are crazy," Leshawna said. "Both for thinking of that and for your party."
"But that was a nice party," Geoff pointed out.
"Too bad I missed it dattebayo." Naruto muttered but wasn't too upset.
(Chris' Trailer)
Chef entered the trailer with a frown and raised one of his eyebrows at his boss. "What gives?" The cooker crossed his arms as Chris blinked at him, "It was supposed to be thirty seconds instead of ten seconds and some of the challenges were too easy…So what's going on?"
"Say what!" there seems to be a theme with reactions to certain suggestions the rest are hearing.
Chris and Chef blinked, "I never heard this before," Chef said.
"Yeah," Chris added tabbing his chin, "Me neither. Though now that I think about it, it would have been awesome to do it like that."
"No it wouldn't," Noah said as he made another note at this big change. Some of the other campers shivered very happy they only had to work with it for ten seconds.
"Nothing…um…I'm rushing it because…um…I have a hot date coming up, yeah, a hot date!" The host chuckled nervously with sheepish grin and Chef lift his index finger to call bullshit on him but the ranging of phone cut him off as Chris quickly answer it. "Hello, Chris here…It is? Can you check it again? Thanks."
"Who was it?" Chef asked as the host put his phone away.
Kushina narrowed her eyes. "Is that what I think it is?"
Chris gulped, "No I sure it isn't."
"The producers…Just something that I need for one of the challenges." Chris grinned at him and the cooker stares at him for a while before shrugging his shoulders.
"Whatever…" Chef mumbled as he steps out of the trailer, never noticing the host face planted his desk with a furious groan.
"If you are denying our son I am going make you less of a man dattebane!"
"Anything but that!" Chris cried, "And the face!"
Wow, that was something wasn't it. We get to see the brat and his mother while everyone else gets to know each other more. Man this is starting to confuse me. Anyways, what will our maggots see next? What will Brat and Kushina bring and share with everyone? And when will Chris snap the fuck out of it? I am not going to be doing this from now on you hear me! So find out if next time on Total Drama Preview. You Better Be Paying Me For This Chris!
