Last time on Total Drama Preview; there was so much drama and I was loving it. With the campers seeing the treasure hunts we also got to see couples be brought together, plots formed and then go through said plot and break a couple apart. Heather was not making any friends that episode and her actions even surprised Naruto and Kushina. In the end Trent was sent home as Heather's plot worked in getting another camper kicked off and break some of her competitors emotionally. Speaking of emotions, Gwen had a moment with Naruto as he comforted her when she was at a near breaking point. The scene was so inspiring Duncan placed his bet on Gwen. And when we thought the surprises were through it turns out the Heather we just watched faked the kiss and made sure her first kiss was not even given. But as we all know Heather kissed Trent for real. So what else will our campers see? What more drama can we bring to the table as Gwen is out of the loop? And will we ever find out the details about the first kiss Heather does not want us to know? Will Naruto spill for us or will Heather stop him before he blows the whistle? I don't know but here hoping for the juicy drama filled details. Find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Also a shout out to White fox16, who has been helping me with some of the grammar issues of this story. As I promised I have been updating weekly but that wouldn't be a problem if this was my only story but it isn't. While working on this I seem to realize that I have been neglecting my other work. So I decided that I would update this every Other week so I can work on my other stories. I will still make it on Friday or Saturday at most if something happens.

On another note many people have been asking me on the official time line for this story is base off of. Mostly of when this is taking place. I have left clues on the matter with talking about other future cast members and such but let me make the news official so there will be no more confusion. This takes placed after season five of Total Drama. In the first chapter I mention that Chris is working on a new season Total Drama Planet meaning it is after season five for he would not need this idea if the other seasons have not happen yet. So that is all cleared up. Also people have been asking about if I will do the other seasons. The answer is yes I will do the other season and it will be done here in this story. No sequels, no spin off, all one story for reacting to What a Dramatic Life. That's all folks so let's get started.


Gwen keep glaring at Heather who didn't looked even fazed. Naruto felt slightly conflicted as he knew Heather caused the Goth trouble but he also didn't want anything to happen to his friend. He hoped nothing happens as the screen came to life.

(Girl's cabin)

The next morning, Gwen's eyes fluttered as she sat up in her bed and wondered how she got in bed before remembering what happened last night with Naruto. 'It was nice of him to help me out…' The Goth girl sighed, pulling her legs up to her chest and resting her chin on them with a frown as she take a glance at slumbering Heather. Gwen was about to get out of her bed but there was a huge bong from a gong.

The campers covered their ears at the loud noise from the heighten volume. Chris chuckled turning it down again. He knew his counterpart would wake them up in a fun way but he can't have it too loud without protecting himself and Kushina. He made a note to get the woman her own headphones.

"Campers! Wakey Wakey." Everyone stumbled out of their bed with screams as Chris' voice echoed out of the loudspeakers. "Are you ready for a morning challenge? If not, too bad! Come see me at the lake, Mclean out!" Gwen groaned, quickly stood up and walks out to the bathroom without taking anything but a towel and a change of underclothes since she noticed that she was in her clothes.

"What now?" DJ asked.

"Maybe the water tag one," Cody asked recalling that episode was to be next.

"Who knows," Noah said, "But we did have a challenge changed up so it could be anything."

"Girl, I gotta tell you something about Trent." Leshawna called out and the Goth girl snarled at her.

"Not in the mood!" She didn't want to hear anything about the musician as she stomped away from the sister and Leshawna sighed, looks like she has to wait a while until the Goth girl cooled off before telling her the truth.

"Oh yeah," Leshawna said "We still have to tell her the truth."

"Like it would matter," Heather said.

"But if she doesn't then who know what she will do," Katie pointed out.

Heather scoffed. "Like it could be anything bad."


(Lake)

"Welcome, campers!" Chris grinned at the campers as they noticed two large platforms in the middle of the lake with a stack of colored dueling sticks next to the host. "Our morning challenge is going to be a tournament!"

"That's new," Chef said with a raise brow.

"Yeah," Chris agreed tapping his chin, "This could be interesting."

"Dude, it's almost five in the morning." Duncan grunted as the campers nodded sleepily.

"Challenges wait for no sleep!" Chris declared earning glares from all the campers he worked with.

"Yeah, I know." Chris chuckled, "As you see that we have two platforms out in the lake and guess what? We are going to have two matches going on at same time to speed things up." The host picks up the dueling stick, "The rule is very simple, you have to knock your opponent off the platform to advance on to the next round and anything goes…Oh, and there will be some surprises, depending on what dueling stick you choose." Chris chuckled to himself as the campers glanced at each other and Naruto raised his hand.

"Um…I noticed that there are ten of us, does that mean one of the matches will get a bye?"

Harold looked and did a quickly count and a bit of math in his head, "He's right."

Chris blinked at the redhead and paused before shaking his head. "Oh right! Yeah, you're right." The host pulls out the box, "Why don't you guys come here and get your numbers to see who is lucky to get a match that will earn you a bye?" The group took their numbers.

"I get Ten." Lindsay smiled.

"Seven." Duncan grunted tiredly.

"Whoo-hooo! Four!" Owen cheered.

"One, that's fitting for me." Heather smirked as some campers frowned at her.

"I got five." Gwen muttered.

"Eight, dattebayo." Naruto grinned widely.

"Got three." Leshawna said.

"Um…I have two." Bridgette glanced at Heather and the queen bee narrowed her eyes.

"Nine!" Izzy giggled, waving her number around.

"Six." DJ gulped, he knows that he is bad at fighting and he may will lose right away.

"Oh this should be good," Chris muttered as he rubbed his hands together. The two girls fighting for Naruto's attention right from the start? You can't make better drama than that.

"I am going to enjoy this too much," Heather said with a grin.

Bridgette glared at her. She might not feel the same as her counterpart but she hope her girl will kicked Heather's ass.

"Ooh, Izzy and Lindsay will face each other for the bye, how lucky are they?" Chris chuckled, "Okay, guys, time to pick out your dueling sticks. Heather and Bridgette, you're on first platforms…Leshawna and Owen, second platforms and don't start until I tell you to."

"Seems tamed so far," Noah said.

"There's a twist," Tyler added "There's always a twist."


(Confession)

"This is perfect!" Heather smirked, "I can't wait to knock this floozy hussy out! That's going to be fun!"

"Like always I will be right," Heather gloated, "like anything would be different in this."

"Bridgette, take her down," Leshawna stated as several people glared at Heather.


The queen bee sneered at Bridgette as she lifted her white dueling stick and the surfer girl has a blue dueling stick. "Ready to lose?" Heather teased her as she twisted her stick.

"I hope Bridge wins the game." Owen gulped with his brown stick.

"You and me both." Leshawna said as she holds up her purple stick.

Naruto smiled at Heather, "Good luck heat-chan."

Heather huffed slightly, "like I'll need it."

"Okay, battlers, are you ready?" Chris called out, "Well then…Chef, switch the sticks!"

"Say what?" The sassy girl blinked before scuba-cladded Chef jumped out of the water and grabbed their sticks before handing them their new weapons.

Everyone gapped at the screen before Chris started to laugh like a mad man, "Oh god! That is too good! I am so keeping that!"

"So unfair," Geoff muttered seeing how bad a hand his girl was given here.

"So lucky," Naruto said taking a drink from his soda. He blinked seeing how low he was before he got up, "I'm going for a refill, hope I don't miss much dattebayo."

Everyone nodded as he left but kept their eyes focus on the screen.

"Owen chooses brown so he gets the heavy stone stick." The host chuckled as Owen groaned with his heavy stick, "Heather now has two dueling sticks, Leshawna gets a smaller twin dueling sticks and Bridgette…" The surfer girl dropped her jaw as she hold a broken stick, "Tough luck for you, girl…Now start the battle!"

"Oh crap…" Owen groaned as he struggled to raise his stick, glancing at a smirking Leshawna.

"Sorry, nothing personal!" The sassy girl thrust her left stick into the oaf's stomach before raised her right stick up to hit his chin. Owen grunted, taking a few steps back with dazed look before Leshawna resumed her attack.

"Ah nuts," Owen muttered before wincing seeing another hit his counterpart got.


"I am so going to enjoy that." The queen bee smirked, swinging her sticks around as Bridgette ducked under the first one and pull her stomach back to avoid the second swinging. "Hold still, Klutzy!"

"Like hell I am letting you knock me off." The surfer girl whispered with narrowed eyes before brings her broken stick up to clashed against Heather's crossed sticks.

"You think you can waltz in and take him away from me." The queen bee hissed silently to Bridgette.

"Girl's going to defend her man," Noah joked getting several laughs.

Heather growled at him while up above Kushina giggled finding the whole thing amusing.

"Last time I checked, he's single and doesn't belong to anyone."

"Ha, you think you have a chance!" Heather mocked, "You were not there for him through everything in the past; I did!"

Heather nodded truly believing that the surfer girl didn't have a chance.

"I know but…" Bridgette narrowed her eyes as they bring their angrier faces closer, "I'm going to be there for him now and in the future. He deserves someone who cares about him and never badmouths him every day!"

"I call him what I want to! You'll never understand our bond!"

"You seem very confident there," Courtney pointed out.

"We're close. And while from things are different I have never turned my back on idiot. These two seem even closer than we are but nothing can come between our bond."

"You're just a childhood friend!" They both never noticed that Owen fall off the platform and Leshawna cheered. "He will never see you more than that!"

"You too! You're just a friend to him! I'm going to tell you to back off!"

"I know…but…" Bridgette forced Heather's sticks back with regained strength, "I decide to confess to him…Tonight!"

Several of the girls cheered as did some of the guys who were betting on Bridgette.

The queen bee gasped before growled with fury. "I…Told…You…To…BACK OFF!"

"NEVER!" They both tossed their sticks away and charged at each other.

"Catfight!" Chris laughed with glee.

"Man Heat-chan," Heather jumped as did several of the others as Naruto said that. "You are starting to show competitive side out."

"When did you get back?" Heather asked.

"Just now," Naruto answered, "did I miss much dattebayo?"

Heather answered quickly before anyone could answer, "No, just the oaf losing and me about to win this."

"Boy, the match is really bringing their competitive out, dattebayo." Naruto said with concern, never knew that he was the reason for their catfight. The girls tumbled around as they attempted to shove each other off the platform before Heather elbowed Bridgette in stomach, stunned her for a moment and that's what Heather need. The queen bee pushed the surfer girl with all of her might and smirked as Bridgette fell off into the lake.

"HA!" Heather shouted seeing this as a big victory for her counterpart.

"And Heather advances on to the next round." The host grinned joyful as he glanced at the campers, "Now…The next two matches are Gwen against DJ and Naruto against Duncan. Choose your sticks wisely and get on the platform!"

"You're going down whiskers," Duncan said with a grin.

Naruto beamed back "I believe the words I am looking for here are, 'Bring it on' dattebayo."

Heather rolled her eyes. "Just take him out idiot."

"Are you all right, Bri-chan?" Naruto asked as the surfer girl waddled into the shore.

"Yeah, I'm sure that I'm going to have some bruises." Bridgette rubbed her stomach with a wince. "Heather really hits hard."

Naruto chuckled "Hai she can."

Heather grinned at Kushina, "Well Kushina gave me a bunch of pointers."

Kushina nodded, "It's a lady's job to keep the stupid men on a short leash."

"He has my pity," Chris muttered knowing that with Kushina's help Heather's hit will hurt badly.

"What was that dattebane?" Kushina asked clearly no amused.

"Nothing!" Chris screamed in fear.

"That's what I thought you said."

Chris breathe out in relief before he glared at Chef who was laughing at this little banter.

"Yeah, she does." The redhead chuckled as he picks out the orange stick and glanced to see that Duncan grabbed the black stick before shifting his eyes to see that DJ took the yellow while Gwen just picked green. "I'm glad that you're okay. I really didn't know that you were very competitive like Heat-chan, dattebayo." The surfer girl rolled her eyes at him, it was good thing that the queen bee and Bridgette were whispering to each other the whole time and Naruto will possibly feel guilty about it.

"You ready, whiskers?" Duncan called out and the redhead gave him a nod.

"This should be good," Heather said softly watching amused.

"Why?" Lindsay asked.

"Because idiot here has the devil's luck most of the time."

"Well, wish me luck, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, giving Bridgette a wave as he walked toward the boat.

"I will." The surfer girl smiled.


"You gotta be kidding me…" Duncan growled as he holds up a q-tip.

"What!?" the punk cried seeing his weapon while some of the campers laughed at his dilemma. "I call BS on that!"

"Too bad!" Chris shouted writing more down in a note book he brought with him "I am loving this."

"Umm…You're sure that it's safe to hit him with this, dattebayo?" Naruto asked the host before glanced at his flaming dueling stick.

"Who cares if it's safe or not! Think of the ratings that we are getting out of this!" Chris laughed.

"My guys is a genius!" Chris said writing more down. "This is so going into next season!"

"At least, it's not worse than these guys." Duncan said, glanced over his shoulder to see DJ with toothpick facing Gwen with…"Poor DJ, he has to go against the snake…"

DJ gave a small scream, "Gwen! Please keep that thing away from me!"

"Sorry," Gwen muttered.

"And…Game on!" The host pushed his air horn.

"Bring it on, whiskers." Duncan smirked, tossed his q-tip away and throws a hay maker punch. The redhead ducked under the hay maker, lashing out his leg to sweep the punk off his feet and Duncan stumbled to get up quickly, only to duck under the flaming dueling stick. "Hey, watch the Mohawk!" The punk ran his hand across his green Mohawk, satisfied that there was no single singed hair. He glanced at the smirking redhead before widened his eyes as Naruto lunged at him.

"Easy Naruto," Justin said with a smirk, "Duncan is as protective of his hair as I am."

"Oh you so didn't go there," Duncan added with a glare but that glare was turned to the others as they laughed at that statement. He reached over and knocked Harold's cup and spilt it all over his lap.


DJ whimpered, taking a step back as the snake slowly slithering toward the giant with a hiss. "Yo, Gwen! Can you get him away from me?" He glanced at the Goth girl, only to see her staring at her feet with a sigh. "I know you're upset right now but the truth about Trent…"

"That will go over well," Eva muttered. With how Gwen was acting it reminded her of how she acts when she remembers how she was betrayed…only less violent.

Gwen's head snapped up with a glare, causing DJ to cowering. "I don't want to hear anything about the jerk!"

"B-B-But!" DJ stuttered.

"SHUT UP!" The Goth girl grabbed the snake and throwing the creature at the screaming giant.

DJ screamed in terror at the thought of a large snake being thrown his way before he fainted. Gwen had the decency to blush at this. Trent whistled, "You really are ticked off."

"Sorry," Gwen mumbled.

DJ flails his arms around, attempting to pry the snake off him before tripping on his feet and slipped into the water. Gwen turns around on her heel with crossed arms and huffed to herself, why is everyone keeping trying to talk about that jerk?!

"Cause you need to know the truth sister," Leshawna said getting only a sigh from Gwen.


Naruto and Duncan panted heavily after trading blows and moves. "Not…Bad…" The punk panted, spitting out blood.

"You…Too…" The redhead wiped the blood off his mouth, slowly move in circle with the punk as they stared each other down.

Duncan chuckled, "nice moves whiskers. But I am not going down yet."

Naruto grin, "prepare to eat your words dattebayo."

Duncan was first to make his move as he lunged with his fist in air. As soon as the punk got closer, Naruto slide under his guard and take a hold on Duncan's outward arm before twisted his body around as Duncan's body was tossed in the air like a rag doll. The punk cried out as he landed into the water and the redhead grinned.

Duncan gapped while several campers cheered. Harold was beaming happy someone did that to the punk. Though he believed he could have done it better. Duncan shrugged not really having any hard feelings at Naruto. Though even he had to admit it was a nice move the teen pulled.

"Gwen and Naruto are on their way to next round!" Chris laughed, "Now we will have Izzy facing Lindsay. Who will get the bye and advance to the final match?"


(Confession)

"I know I have two more matches until the final round." Heather mumbled before she gives the camera a smirk, "But I already beat Klutzy and only Kooky girl is left…I told Lindsay to do one thing…"


"Oh no," Beth moaned, "Now what?"

"I hope it's not bad," Lindsay added worried.

"Um…Chad." Lindsay raised her hand, "I want to forfeit the match."

"Fine, your loss." Chris shrugged his shoulders before frowning at her, "And it's Chris."

"Oh that's it?" Lindsay asked before she smiled, "I'm actually okay with that. I hate to see what Ibby would do to my hair if I fought her."

"So you're letting her off because she gave up?" Leshawna raised her eyebrows.

"Nope, she has to wear this for the day." The host chuckled as he tossed a chicken hat to the bombshell, "And she also loses a chance to get a sweet reward."

"Awww…" Lindsay pouted as Owen patting her back.

Lindsay also pouts, "Okay that part I don't like."

"I wonder what the reward will be," Beth wondered aloud.

"Who cares?" Chris said with a grin, "I'm just looking forward to more of the action."

"Now let's go on with the next round!" Chris throws his arms up in air with wide grin, "Oh, and we switched the secret weapons around so you won't know what you would get when you make your choice."

"Smart," Kushina nodded, "Can't have them make the same choices otherwise it would be boring."

Chris nodded.

"Hmm, I'll take the red, dattebayo." Naruto said, taking the red dueling stick and walk toward the boat as the upsetting Goth girl followed him with a black dueling stick.


(Confession)

"I am so going to whip this bitch good!" Leshawna scowled, "No one messes with my friend and get away with it!"


"Bring it on sister," Heather replied with a glare.

Leshawna seethed, "Ooooh, don't make me go over there."

Naruto grabbed Heather's shoulders before she could stand up, "Easy there. Let's not cause a fight."

"Too late for that," Courtney muttered to Duncan. "With the tension already, this is a bomb waiting to go off."

"I'll say," Duncan agreed, "So it's agreed, we offer Harold as a sacrifice and run for it?"

"Sounds fair," Courtney agreed.

"Hey!" Harold cried overhearing this.

"And switch!" Chris called out before scuba-cladded Chef hands the contestants their weapons.

"…How the hell did you get producers to approve these crazy challenges?" Duncan asked with gaping mouth as Chef handed Gwen a chain. Heather smirked at Leshawna while she was tapping a huge club on her shoulder and the sister scowled at the pillow in her hand.

"I call BS!" Leshawna shouted. "There is no way Heather is that lucky while I get nothing!"

"Well to be fair Gwen also got good stuff as well," Beth pointed out.

Leshawna frowned seeing Beth had a point.

"…What the fuck, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to himself, staring at a plant pot in his hands with widened eyes.

"…That would be telling." The host grinned sadistically, "Now fight!"

"I seriously think that you want us to get hurt so much, dattebayo." The redhead mumbled before turn to the Goth girl and smiled at her. "Good luck, Gwen." The Goth girl glanced at him for a brief and smiled softly.

"No hard feelings?" Gwen asked and Naruto nodded with grin.

"Idiot, don't just stand around!" Heather snarled as she attempts to club Leshawna, "Just throw her in the water!"

The Goth girl flinched as she shifted her glance to the queen bee and sneered at her. Gwen really want to hurt her like what she did to her with the jerk and there was one way that she can hurt Heather emotionally.

Gwen raised a brow wondering what her counterpart had in mind. Some however made the connection seeing how the Goth girl on the screen looked at Naruto. "Oh shit, this won't end well." Duncan muttered.

"Don't do it girl!" Leshawna cried also figuring it out.

"What?" Gwen asked.

"Naruto!" The said boy turned his head to her with a blink. Gwen throws out all of her rational thoughts and take hold of Naruto's head before pull him in a deep kiss. The redhead's eyes widened in shock and his brain just shut down as the group watch on in many different reaction.

Many of the viewers gasped seeing this, none more so then Gwen and Heather. Naruto blushed deeply as he saw how deep the kiss was going. Chris and Chef gapped clearly not expecting this. Kushina however gave a small squeal and capped her hands several times, happy for her son getting his first kiss.

"Oh, damn!" Leshawna gasped.

"Oooh." Chris snickered as he leans back to the camera crew and whispered lowly, "Someone film the girls!"

"…Fuck, we so are going to be in one hell of a storm …" Duncan deadpanned as Owen nodded at him with dropped jaw and Lindsay stared at them confusingly.

"Um…Looks like it…" DJ gulped as he glanced at Izzy, she was just grinning but her face was blank with glazed eyes. He shifted his eyes to the shock-shelled surfer girl and wonder what she was thinking inside her head.

Heather's eyebrow started twitching while the others gapped. Izzy pouts no doubt wanting to be the first one to kiss Naruto. She beamed glancing at him and a plan forming in her head. "Shit just got real," Trent muttered looking like he was seconds from bailing.

'Gwen…' Bridgette know that the goth girl did it to get back at Heather but seeing Gwen kissing the redhead really hurt her and she felt like she was betrayed by her friend. The surfer girl shut her eyes tighter, resisting to let the tears come out as she turned her head away from them.

"Oh, someone get me a close up on Heather's face! That's so rich!" The host chortled. The shocked queen bee stood there with gaping mouth and her eyebrow twitched.

"Oh god!" Geoff cried, "Shit is about to hit the fan!"

"Abandon ship people," Justin said as he ducked behind his seat.

"Dive! Dive! Dive!" Cody shouted as he too duck for cover.


(Footage)

"Now freeze it!" Chris laughed, "And rewind it to the kiss!" The footage rewinds to the moment that Gwen kissed Naruto as he stared at her with widened eyes. "Now notice that when Gwen gives him a big smooch…" A circle mark appeared on their lips, "Did you see that? Our Goth girl just slipped him a tongue! Heehee!"

Kushina squealed again, "Oh my baby! His first kiss like that!"

Gwen and Naruto were stammering both slightly red, well really red in Naruto's case. Heather was still gapping and twitching, though if anyone looked they would noticed her fist were clenched and shaking slightly.

The footage forwarded to Izzy's face before a few circle marks appeared around her mouth and eyes. "Izzy looks happy and seems to be fine with it but her eyes say otherwise! Who knows what she is really thinking inside and I would be lying if I said that I don't want to know what is going on in her head…And here's our biggest heartbreaking moment!"

Owen glanced at Izzy and saw she has a similar look on her face. Though instead of anger her counterpart might have been feeling she was forming a plan in her head to be the one to get Naruto's first kiss.

Bridgette's upsetting face turned away from the camera, "It's no secret that our girl next door is crushing on Naruto so badly and to make it worse, the girl that kissed him is her friend…How awesome is that?!"

Gwen actually winced her knowing the surfer girl there would no doubt be heartbroken since the girl was clearly in love with the teen and Gwen's counterpart might have messed that up.

Chris laughed manically as the footage finally stopped on Heather's face.

"It look like Heather didn't see this one coming!" Circle mark appeared on her eyes, "Noticing her twitching eyes? See how her mouth is close to a snarl and can you see her hands?" The footage shifted to her hands, "They are in fists! Which means that our queen bee will really blow up…WICKED!"


Heather could no longer hold it back. "AHHHH!" she screamed, freighting everyone as she stood up from her seat and glared angrily at Gwen, "You bitch! I am going to kill you!"

"Wait what!?" Gwen cried as Heather tried to make her way towards her. Tired being the key words as Naruto held onto the queen bee but that was barely stopping her. Several others actually tried to help including Harold and DJ. But in her anger she was still able to get closer to the one she wanted to beat down.

"Abort! Abort!" Harold cried as he help try to pull Heather back.

"What's your damage?!" Gwen cried out as she now stood up ready to take her head on. Behind her Trent and Leshawna were holding her back.

"You think you can just go and us your slutty body and mess with idiot's head like that! That is unforgivable."

"That is not real!" Gwen said as they were not close enough to jump at the other. The rest of the cast were still ready to either help or flee.

Courtney however, for some reason, thought she could keep a fight from breaking out and kept them apart with her arms between them, "Guys! This is not real! Gwen never kissed Naruto and even if she did it is not such a big deal."

That didn't seem to help matters at all. If anything that was the last straw that broke the dam. "Die Bitches!" Heather shouted when she jumped at Gwen, taking anyone between or behind them down into the now piling cat fight.

Naruto tried to stop it but was thrown away and landed near his seat. Trent tried to pull Gwen out of it but was kicked below the belt by a one of the fighters without their noticed and fell to the ground. "Hey! Watch it!" Courtney shouted from within the middle of the fight piling up.

She was slapped and hit before she started to return the favor though to less progress. "Leshawna! I'll save you!" Harold cried as he tried to us his 'skills' to get his love out of the fight. But before he could even do a single karate chop he was grabbed and simply tossed into the air by Heather. He screamed flailing his arms, "Mayday! June-day! April-day! Anyday!"

He landed with a thud, his back landing on a seat and forcing him to bend backward around it. "Ow," he muttered.

In the middle of the fight things were getting crazier. Leshawna was kicked in the stomach leaving her bent over before she was pushed back and landed hard before she got up. She was stopped when Courtney was thrown right into her. The girl looked worst for were with her hair messed up, pulled and Leshawna thought that part of her hair might have been pulled out.

Up top Chris was laughing having a ball, "Oh! This is too good! I am loving this!"

"Sweet," Chef added eating some of his popcorn watching the fight, "If only we could let them do this in the show."

"Here's hoping," Chris added.

Chef nodded before he noticed something, "Where Kushina?"

Chris blinked and looked beside him and found she was gone.

It turns out Kushina had enough of this. She stood up and walked towards the pile up. She moved or pushed teens aside before she reached Gwen and Heather. Taking both girls by the ankle she pulled them up and apart. They looked worst for where with scratches, small bruises and part of their clothes ripped slightly. Even as they were held up they reached for the other trying to do more damage. She ignored their cry of protest before she spread her arms, and them following, before she pulled her arms back and the two teens crashed into one another, faces smashing into each other and dazing them. They moaned at the sudden and hard hit. "Are you two finish dattebane?"

Both girls ignored her as they reached out again to keep fighting. This caused Kushina to lose her temper and repeated her motion, slamming them into each other once again. "I said; Are. You. Finish?"

"Yes," they both moaned in pain. While they wanted to keep ripping each other a new one they really didn't want to be hit again. They both were then dropped and they stayed on the ground in pain.

"Good," Kushina added with a nod before she addressed them with her hands on her hips "Now no more of this fighting like this dattebane. We are here to see this show, see what cute scene my son can bring and if there are any more reasons I need to hit Chris."

"Hey!"

Kushina ignored Chris and went on "So you two are going to go back to your seats, sit down nicely and don't start anymore fights. Understand dattebane?"

The two muttered before Kushina said loudly, "Understand?!"

"Yes ma'am!" they cried as they got to their feet, both Trent and Naruto helping them up.

"Good," Kushina nodded before she turned to the rest, "And that goes for everyone else understand?"

"Yes ma'am!" the rest cried, even Chef and Chris.

Kushina then went back to her seat, as did everyone else, though they still felt the pain they received in the small cat fight. Heather and Gwen stilled glared at each other but did nothing.

Gwen pulls away from Naruto, leaving a saliva trail between them and Heather exploded as soon as they stopped kissing. "Y-Y-You fucking bitch! I'll fucking kill you!" The queen bee roared as she jumps off her platform into the lake and swam toward their platform, ignoring the host's announcement that she lost. "I'm gonna fucking gut you, rip your black heart out and shove it down your throat for what you did! I will make sure that no one will find your slutty body ever!"

"I should" Heather muttered but made sure Kushina did not hear her.

"Whoa…" Chris muttered to himself, it looks like the editor may have a lot of work to censor some of cusses.

"Tell me about it," Chris muttered knowing how annoying editors can be at times with censorship.

"So what?" Gwen scoffed, "I'm single, he's single, and you're with Trent so I can just kiss him whatever I feel like."

"Yeah is it not a big deal," Gwen muttered.

"I'm not with this motherfucking Lennon wannabe!" Heather roared as she jumped at the Goth girl before Chef appeared right behind her and hold the queen bee up at arm length, on Chris' order since it will get out of control and may cost him his show. "Let me go! Let me go!" She kicked her legs at the air and Gwen blinked at her.

"Wait, what?"

"Trent didn't cheat on you, she was playing us all!" Leshawna hollered before explaining everything that happened yesterday.

"So he never cheated on me the whole time?" Gwen whispered with widened eyes before she give out a sigh,

"Yeah I would never do that to you," Trent added slightly embarrassed.

"Oh…Naruto, I'm so…Naruto?" Most of the campers blinked at the redhead as he curled up in the corner of the platform, tracing a circle on the surface of the water with his left index finger and right hand touching his lip with a red face.

Naruto was blushing hard recalling the kiss scene and did not look anyone in the eyes.

"I am going to kill you!" Heather growled, "I'll murder you in your sleep!"

"Hey, hey, it was your fault in first place and it's just a kiss, nothing big." Leshawna said with her hands on hip.

"Yeah over reacting much," Leshawna added to her counterpart.

Heather seethe but did not explain. She was sure her counterpart would do it for her.

"Just a kiss?!" The queen bee snarled as she pointed at Gwen with glare, "Do you have any idea what that bitch just did? SHE STOLE HIS FIRST KISS!"

"…Say what?" The campers and Chef said in unison as they glanced at Naruto.

Everyone looked at Naruto who still didn't look at anyone. Kushina however cheered, "Oh my baby is growing up. Getting his first kiss so heated like that and a French kiss as well. Oh dattebane, it is so romantic."

"Not the words I would us," Chris muttered making sure Kushina did not hear him.


(Confession)

"Um…Whoops?" Gwen giggled nervously with her hands in air, "How the hell would I know that I was going to have his first kiss?"

"Yeah!" Gwen added, "You'd think a great guy like that would already have a girlfriend or at least a kiss."

Heather simply growled.

*Static*

"Die…Die…" Heather chanted in mantra, strangling a voodoo doll that look like a certain Goth camper.

"Yes, she totally needs to" Heather agreed.

"Heather!" Kushina cried down.

*Static*

"…My first kiss…" Naruto whispered to himself with blush as he touched his lips tenderly, "…Also my first French kiss…Dattebayo…"


Duncan whistled, "Still impressive."

"Who asked you!" Heather shouted.

"You would know," Courtney added trying to fix her hair. She found it too lopsided and uneven for some reason.

"Okay, everyone, but Naruto and Gwen, get off and you two…Go back to fighting each other!" Chris grinned as Chef restricted the angry queen bee from invading the match again. Naruto slowly stands up and turns around to the Goth girl before his eyes glanced at her lips, the memory of his first kiss played over and over in his head. It was too much for him before he fainted from overheating and Gwen gulps as she glanced at the girls, winced as soon as she saw Bridgette's downcast expression. "…Wow, that must be a knockout kiss and Naruto can't go on so it is Gwen's victory!"

"How is that fair!?" Heather screamed. She then glared at Naruto, "Why couldn't you just knock her into the water like I said!?"

"Sorry dattebayo."

"What! You can't do that!" Heather yelled.

"My show, my challenges, my rules." Chris beamed at the campers, "Okay, campers, take thirty and we will starts the semifinal match right away." Bridgette quickly walk away from them before Gwen follow her.

Gwen winced again, "Sorry Bridgette."

"It's alright," Bridgette said, "I'm sure they will make up. But I think you have someone else to apologies too."


(Woods)

"Wait, Bridgette! I have to apologize to you…" Gwen said before the surfer girl cut her off with a shaking of her head.

"Don't…" Bridgette whispered, "I know you were very upset and didn't even think at all…But…it hurts." She fights back her tears as she hugging herself.

"Yeah…" Gwen sighed, she kinda knew what her friend was going through when she thought that Trent was cheating on her. She slowly walks closer to Bridgette and hugs her from behind. "I know but I want to say it…I'm sorry for kissing him…I'm really sorry that I hurt you so much…"

"…I forgive you…I…I just need to go to the bathroom to refresh myself…" The surfer girl muttered and the Goth girl nodded as she watch her friend walk away with downcast eyes. Gwen sighed, turning on her heels and walks back to the lake.

Gwen sighed glad that was sorted out. Heather huffed thinking that Bridgette should have hit Gwen.


(Lake)

Chris glanced at the dazed redhead and shakes his head lightly, 'Like mother, like son…'

"Excuse me?" Kushina asked in an even tone that made Chris gulp.

"Nothing, nothing at all."

He sighed lightly, the host still doesn't believe that Naruto's claim might be true since there's a good chance that the redhead is like these people who lied to have their fifteen minutes of fame, but that was first time someone claimed to be his son…What if it's true and that he really has a son that…'No, he's not my son…' Chris ruffled his hair before checking his watch to see that there was about five minutes left and sighed, why is he worrying about the claim when he have a show to run?

"Say what!?" Kushina cried before she grabbed Chris by the front of his shirt and held him so he was inches from her face as she glared at him. "Are you calling me a liar shrimpy?"

"No! No! Never!" Chris exclaimed. "It is just…without you there is must be harder to accept."

"Oh you better get you head around it dattebane," Kushina warned, "Cause if you mess is and hurt our son I am going to bend you into a pretzel!"

Chris gulped hoping beyond hope that Kushina did not go through with the threat.

"Gwen, are you okay?" DJ asked with concern tone in his voice as the Goth girl showed up, "And is Bridgette okay too?"

"Yeah…We're okay…Sorry for everything." Gwen said and the giant waved it off.

"Okay campers!" The host said as he slides into his host persona, "Time for the semifinal round, who will be the one to face Izzy for the reward? Choose wisely!"

"Let it be Gwen!" Izzy cried, "I want to know something!"

"Good luck, girl, 'cause you need one." Leshawna teased, taking the blue dueling stick and Gwen rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, for you." The Goth girl smirked as she took the brown stick.


"Ugh…Why do I always get thee lousy luck today?" Leshawna glared at the dictionary book as Chef stands in front of her with two huge dueling sticks.

"Gwen is very lucky!" Chris chuckled as he swings his arm diagonal, "She managed to summon Chef-vater! Now Chef-vater will do all the fight for our Goth camper! Start the battle!"

Chef blinked looking at the screen, "Okay I like it." He turned to Chris, "You better put that in the challenge."

"Oh I will my friend," Chris said writing it down, "Oh I will."

"Take this!" The sister chucked her book at the cook, only to have it swatted away in midair and fall into the water. Chef glared at her with cruel smirk and Leshawna gulped.

"…"

"…"

"…Mercy?"

Chef chuckled, "Not likely."

"What is mercy?" The cook swings his dueling sticks and the sassy girl ducked before tackling Chef in the stomach. "Nice try, girly, but you're years away from where I am!" The cook shouted as he grabbed Leshawna's collar and tossed her into the water without any resistance.

"Ugh…So unfair…" Leshawna muttered after spitting out some water.

"Totally rigged I tell you," Leshawna stated crossing her arms.


"Are you ready to rumble?" Chris grinned at Gwen and Izzy as they both held normal dueling sticks.

"Oh totally, I am!" The crazy girl giggled.

"Um…I think so…" The Goth girl mumbled.

"Then…Fight!"

The girls stared in each other's eyes before Izzy grinned widely, "Let me ask you something."

"Uh…Sure."

"Is he a good kisser?" Izzy asked with coyly grin and Gwen blushed lightly.

"Yeah!" Izzy cried, "That is what I want to know!"

Both Gwen and Naruto blushed again while Heather simply toss a soda at a giggling Izzy.

"I…I…I don't know…I'm not…" The Goth girl said before the crazy girl lunged with a swing and it took Gwen off guarded. She stumbled back, only to trip by Izzy's leg sweep before rolled to her side, avoiding the dueling stick's smash. Gwen quickly gets on her feet to block another swing from the crazy girl and shoulder tackles Izzy away from her. Gwen's eyes widened as Izzy flipped on the platform before lunging at her in air but the Goth girl ducked under the crazy girl.

"Whoa!" Izzy cried out, slipping on the water puddle that was left by Chef earlier and the loss of her footing cost her as Gwen shoves her off the platform.

"So close," Owen said but Izzy shrugged. She was only upset about not getting the info she wanted.

"And the winner of the tournament is Gwen!" Chris clapped with a grin, "Chef, why don't you tell her what she just won?"

Chef coughed into his hand as he raises his cue card to his face, "Gwen won her own private bathroom that only she can use…Here's the key." The cooker tossed her a small sliver key, "Don't lose it."

"Wait," Lindsay gasp, "I could have won that? Now I wish I did win. Do you know how much I needed a private bathroom?"

"Okay that is kinda nice,' Gwen admitted.

"Okay, campers…" The host turns to the campers, "See you at…The second challenge!"

"Say what! We're not going to vote someone out?" Heather snarled, she really wants to kick that weird Goth girl off the island.

"You wish," Gwen added.

"I would make it happen!" Heather replied.

"I never said that it was going to be one of these elimination challenge…I only said reward several times." Chris chuckled.

"That's true, dattebayo…" Naruto said with lightly blush, he was a little zoned out with the kiss.

"Ugh…" The queen bee grunted.

Heather grumbled to herself. Naruto could hear words along the lines of, 'Stupid host messing up' and 'kill the stupid goth bitch'.

"I'll call you when it's time for the second challenge…FYI, it's at the dock." The host grinned, turns around and walks away with Chef.

Chef grinned, "Okay, not I am looking forward to the next challenge."


(Boy's cabin)

Duncan smirked at Naruto with crossed arms, "So how was your first kiss, whiskers?"

"Yes do tell?" Cody asked with a grin.

"Really guys?" Naruto asked embarrassed.

"Yes!" Kushina cried, "Tell us!"

"Kaa-san!"

"…N-N-No comment, dattebayo." His face matched his red hair as Naruto ruffled his hair and the punk chuckled at him.

"It's funny that you were knocked out from just a little kiss." Duncan said, glancing at the chucking DJ and Owen as they played a card game.

"It was not a little kiss," Katie reminded them.

"Yeah it was a big one!" Sadie finish.

Heather growled at the reminder.

"Ugh…Don't remind me…" Naruto groaned as he buried his head in his pillow, "Wake me up when it's challenge time."

"Sure, Naru." Owen said with a grin while DJ groaned at his loss.

"Finally," Heather said as the episode ended.

"Start the next one," Chef said. "I want to see my challenge."


CatFight! Man that was awesome. So much drama it makes me wish it had that one the show more often. But even more awesome was how Naruto got his first kiss. He is really getting the attention from the ladies. He gets it from his old man. Speaking of which, will the other Chris accept Naruto as his son or will he still be in denial. ("Excuse me!") Ahh! Kushina! Ummm, what other pieces of drama will we see and bring for us? What more bit of Naruto's love life can we see? OW! FindoutnexttimeonTotalDramaPreview! Ow! Ow! Ow! Kushina please! That's my ear!