Wabbit Season! Duck Season! But Last time on Total Drama Preview it was camper season. A game of hide and seek while being hunted by our own Elmer Fudd, Chef! The campers watched as the Guys formed an alliance to get rid of some of the girls, and saw why it feel apart. This time to Bridgette's relief her counterpart did not get an encounter with a skunk. But then to her embarrassment ended up as Naruto's cuddle buddy after DJ scratched his whiskers. Heather wasn't too happy about that. It was so funny to watch though. Besides Izzy going up against Chef in Mortal Kombat and failing not much else happen. Over here though Izzy done something she shouldn't and sent our Naruto into bliss mode. It was kinda funny seeing him switch from cast member to cast member and could not get him off. Because of that our lovable heartthrob missed Bridgette confessing to Naruto her love after she was voted off. Yes you heard me; love. Talk about a major jump then what Geoff had. Must have been my genes. But right now what crazy stuff will we see now? Will Naruto learn of what happen to his counterpart and will another girl confess to him? Watch our chick and drama magnet in action right now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Also a shout out to White fox16, who has been helping me with some of the grammar issues of this story. As I promised I have been updating weekly but that wouldn't be a problem if this was my only story but it isn't. While working on this I seem to realize that I have been neglecting my other work. So I decided that I would update this every Other week so I can work on my other stories. I will still make it on Friday or Saturday at most if something happens.

Okay I am actually getting tired of this. Yes I promised getting an update last week but once again we had issues getting this together and then both of us were busy. Well I am not making that mistake again and so we shall follow our normal schedule unless something else happens. Sorry for the wait so let's just enjoy the show.


It took an hour for Naruto to snap out of it. This allowed the cast to stretch their legs, get a few snacks and relax. No one told him of the biggest shock they saw when he was in bliss mode and Heather was going to keep it that way. Kushina found the whole thing cute and wasn't going to spoil it. Chris thought it brought some good drama so he left it alone. Soon though everyone was ready for the next episode and gathered back to the theater room and Christ started the net episode.

(Beach)

Naruto stares off into sea, it has been three days after Bridgette's confession. "Hey, boy, still have her on your mind?" The redhead blinked as he looks to his side to see Leshawna sat down on the stair with a smirk.

"Huh?" Naruto asked, "What does she mean?"

"Nothing idiot," Heather answered "Don't worry about it."

"Um…Yeah…It's kinda shocking for me…" Naruto sighed, scratched the back of his head as he watches the other campers playing with a Frisbee and he can see Heather was sunbathing with her friend.

"Yeah, a love confession can do that to some people." The sassy girl nodded.

"A love confession?" Naruto asked.

Heather groaned at the fact they kept making this harder for her, "Surfer girl confessed to a guy she liked."

"Oh," Naruto nodded understanding. He then turned to Bridgette with a grin, "congratulations dattebayo."

Bridgette smiled while Geoff scratched his head, "Doesn't he know that your girl likes him?"

Bridgette shrugged not sure of that answer.

"Hmm, yeah…To be honest, I've never thought of getting in relationship until Bridgette confessed to me, dattebayo." The redhead said.

"Really? You don't? Not even one fantasy about being with your crush?" Leshawna asked with raised eyebrow.

"…Well, yeah, I had a crush for a short time before…I guess that counted as thinking about relationship."

"Yea…Who was your crush?" The sister smirked at the blushing redhead.

"Yeah do tell whisker," Duncan said with a smirk.

Naruto blushed, "Umm, no thank you dattebayo."

Kushina giggled at this but said nothing. Not even when Chris asked for the details.

"N-N-no comment, dattebayo." Naruto stuttered before standing up and called out to the campers, "Hey, toss me the frisbee!"

'He so did that on purpose to avoid the topic.' Leshawna rolled her eyes as she joined them.

"Totally," Trent said, "But you can't blame the guy."

Harold scoffed, "Please I would, like, totally told people who I was crushing on."

"We know already," Noah added in a bored tone, "Everyone but Naruto knows."

It wasn't long until the loudspeaker feedback, catching everyone's attention, and Chris's voice rang out with a chuckle. "Morning, campers! Your next challenge awaits you at the arts-and-crafts center."

"About time we have something to do." Heather grunted, she wanted to kick Gwen off right away for stealing her idiot's first kiss.

Gwen shot a smirked at her while Heather growled glaring back. Naruto blushed remembering that kiss.


(Arts-and-Crafts Center)

Chris pulled up his ATV and jumped off with a grin. "Welcome to the arts-and-crafts center."

"More like the arts-and-crap center." Duncan sighed with crossed arms.

"Yeah." The host grinned, "It used to be an outhouse…"

"How the hell is that an outhouse? It's huge, dattebayo." Naruto said.

"It's more a shed," Kushina pointed out.

Chris frowned, "Picky, picky. There is no pleasing you people."

"…Anyway…" Chris rolled his eyes, "Now it's where Chef parks his road hog." The host kicked the door open to reveal the cook's motorcycle.

"Beaut!" Duncan grinned.

"Awesome!" Owen said in awe as DJ and Naruto nodded with him. The girls rolled their eyes at the boys' reactions.

"Sweet bike, dattebayo." Naruto said.

Kushina whistled, "Reminded me of a bike my friend once own."

"Which brings us to your challenge…" Chris chuckled, "Building your own wheels."

"Hot rods!" Owen cheered, "Awesome, give me five!" He holds his hand out for Duncan, only to receive a glare. "Woo…" The oaf whined.

"You'll find all the parts you need in our bike depot." The host explained as he gesturing at the pile of dismantled bikes.

"Bicycles!" Owen cheered again before blinked at the campers, "Less awesome but still cool, right?"

Chris rolled his eyes, "Once you've collected the basics, trick them out any way you want using props from the arts-and-crafts center." Chris put on his helmet as he drives his ATV past them, "Best design wins…and to prove that I'm a nice guy, I'm even throwing in the bike manual." The host tossed the said book at them.

"Ew! It's furry!" Heather said after caught the book and tossed it in air, only to be catch by Izzy.

"Cool! Mold spores!" The crazy girl giggled.

Chris laughed, "Yeah not so easy reading that is it?"

Heather grumbled under her breath.

"Freak…We get first dibs." Heather called out to the campers.

"Oh-oh-oh!" Owen ran up to the pile, "I'm gonna make my dream bike!"

"Oh my gosh, me too!" Lindsay giggled next to him, "Every year at Christmas, I asked for a sunset sally bike but never got one…" She pouted.

"Really?" Owen gasped, "Maybe I will get you one for your Christmas…if you want me to."

"Aww, that is sweet of you Oaky." Lindsay said while Tyler looked nervous at this. He swore he would make this up to Lindsay and get her that bike.

"Oh, O! That's so sweet of you!" The bombshell hugged the oaf with a smile, earning a blush out of her large boyfriend. They both agreed that she can call him by O to make it easier for her to remember.

Lindsay gasped, "Oh my gosh; that is so much easier to remember!"

Owen chuckled, "sounds like they are really working it out."

Tyler sweat some more while Cody teased him, "Think she will have to just call you T to remember your name?"

"We can remember my name," Tyler claimed confident at this.

"Enough with the mushy stuff." Duncan cut in as he dragged Owen away from his girlfriend and whispered to him. "If we want to vote the chicks out, then our bikes have to kick ass. Capiche?"

"Yeah!" Owen cheered.

"Hmm, I guess so." Naruto rubbed his head, focusing on finding the bike parts that he need. He just agreed to join the alliance but the truth is that he only votes for whoever he wants and they don't know it.

"Whiskers!" Duncan cried and Naruto just shrugged agreeing with his counterpart's method.

Heather chuckled, "Having trouble with your alliance?"

"Like you are one to talk," Courtney pointed out.

"Guys' alliance…" DJ gulped nervously, the boys never knew that Heather was listening in.


(Confession)

"The guys think they're so stealth, building their little alliances." Heather smirked, "It's kind of cute, really. But why work on your own bike when you can get someone to do it for you."


"Who would make your bike?" Lindsay asked.

"Isn't that against the rules?" Leshawna asked.

Chris shrugged, "Don't recall saying you had to make the bike all by yourself."

Heather stopped Lindsay on her way to the girls and whispered to her. "See that motor thingy with all the fancy exhausts?" She handed the bombshell a wrench, "Dismantle it and make it fast, before Chef shows up."

Chef stiffen at this. "Oh no. you better not touch my bike."

Lindsay gulped very afraid.

"But what about my bike?" Lindsay asked, "I want to win, too!"

"Of course, you do." Heather said, "But looks at it this way. Who else can I save your butt unless I win? We're BFFs, remember? Would I steer you wrong?"

"Weeeeell," Lindsay drew out, "There were a few times you did."

"Up till that point?" Heather asked with crossed arms.

Lindsay thought about it, "Well I don't think so. At least nothing big that steers me wrong."

"I thought so."

"Yeah, we're BFF." Lindsay smiled before the queen bee pushes her into the arts-and-crafts center building and blocks the girls. "Oh, unh-unh." Heather waved her index finger, "We're going in first. You'll just have to wait your turn or you can save yourself the effort and not even bother." The girls glared at the queen bee before a seagull shit on her head, sent her running and screaming.

"Got to love Karma." Gwen laughed with the girls.

Heather scowled at that. Naruto ruffled her hair, "It's alright Heat-chan. I'm sure it didn't mean it."

Heather slapped his hand away, "Shut up idiot."


Naruto was working on his bike and chuckled as soon as he heard Owen farted from working too hard on the tire. "Whisker time!" A familiar voice cried out.

"Oh no-O-O-O-Ooooooooo!" Naruto purred out as Izzy rubbed his whiskers, "I-I-Izzy!"

Izzy looked ready to jump onto Naruto but Heather was ready she tossed a soda can and knocked her back down. "Don't even think about it!"

"Hiya, Red!" The crazy girl giggled, "Come with me, I gotta show you the bike!"

"Um…" The redhead glanced back at the smirking boys before shrugged, "Sure. I'll check it out, dattebayo." He stood up and following the skipping crazy girl.

"Poor sucker. I'd hate to be in one of those love webs." DJ shakes his head with a chuckle.

"I hear you." Duncan snickered.

"Nani?" Naruto asked with a raised brow.

"Don't worry about it idiot," Heather said keeping her gaze locked at Izzy.


"Whoa, how did you do that?" Naruto said with widened eyes as Izzy modeled on her bike, made out of wood.

"Oh, my brother was a mechanic before he got ran over by and developed a fear of motor vehicles." Izzy grinned, "Come on, let's take it for test-drive with me!"

"Really? But there's only one seat…" Naruto said.

"Oh, just sit here." The crazy girl patted the bike's seat and the redhead shrugged before he saddled the bike. Izzy grinned at him and before he knows it, she sat on top of Naruto's lap.

Naruto blushed while the others were laughing, expect for Heather who was growling and doubled her efforts to keep Izzy away from her idiot.

"I-I-Izzy?!" The redhead stuttered, only to scream as soon as Izzy starts to pedal the bike as fast as she could. "Wait! We're going down the slope!" Naruto shrieked before they went down the hill.


Heather blinked at her nails, did she just heard her idiot give out a shriek? "Nah!" She shook her head before Lindsay hold out a doll to her.

"Look! It's an ugly doll with pretty hair, just like you!" Lindsay grinned and Heather was not sure if it was an insult or compliment.

"Duh it was a compliment," Lindsay explained. "I said it had pretty hair like you."

"But you called it an ugly doll and also said it was like me," Heather added getting snickers from the others.

"I don't get it," Lindsay said confused.

"I'm gonna use her for my bike." The bombshell smiled, only to see her leader glaring at her.


(Confession)

"I think sometimes I say the wrong things." Lindsay admitted, "Once I told my math teacher that his new hairpiece looked like my dog's butt, but he really took it the wrong way." She shrugged with a smile, "My dog has the cutest, curly, little butt. It was a compliment."

"See?" Lindsay said "People just take things the wrong way."

*Static*

"Who's the motherfucker that destroyed my motorcycle?!" Chef roared, holding his broken parts. "I just paid my last payments!"


Lindsay let out a loud "Eep!" and dove for cover under her seat. Up above Chef was grumbling to himself while thinking of ways to get the girl to pay.

DJ was testing out his helmet before Owen speaks up, "Do you guys remember your first bike ride?"

"Oh yeah!" Duncan chuckled, "I wiped out so bad, I popped my collarbone. You could see it sticking right out of my shoulder. It was so wick!"

"Oh, that's nothing!" Owen laughed, "I popped my arm right out of my socket. It took three doctors to hold me down while they slingshot it back into place." They both sighed, "Good times."

Owen looked at Naruto, "what was your first bike ride like Naru?"

Naruto chuckled, "It was alright. I had kaa-san hold onto me as we went and she let go without me knowing. I ended up panicking seeing I left her behind and ended up going through a fence into a neighbor yard, dattebayo. I was lucky though that the dogs on the other side were friendly."

Heather could not help but chuckle at that memory, "I remember that. You screamed like a little girl right before you went through that fence."

Naruto pouts, "Heat-chan, why do you have to be so mean like that?"

The guys chuckled, "Not bad, whiskers not bad."

Chef glanced at a giggling Kushina, "you seem to be taking that well."

Kushina smiled, "it was years ago and there is not much we can do about that dattebane. Plus the lady who own the yard was forgiving when she saw how the dogs kept playing with Naruto and acting like puppies."

They never noticed the paled giant dropped his helmet before placing a lot of armor on himself.

"Campers, time to judge your bikes." Chris' voice spoke out of the loudspeaker, "Put your pedal to the metal and meet me at the craft center."

Kushina raised a brow and looked at Chris, "Aren't they already at the craft center dattebane?"

Chris frowns, "Some of them weren't so it was for them."

Kushina rolled her eyes, "Sure it is."

"Aren't we at the center already?" Leshawna raised her eyebrows.


"Well, campers, we gave you the parts." Chris grinned as he walks up to the campers, "Let's see what you came up with." He glanced at Heather's bike, "Excellent aerodynamics, Heather."

"It only weighs two ounces." The queen bee gave him a smug smirk.

"Like her brain." Gwen mocked as the host walks to her bike.

"I think that was when she tried to go on that diet, dattebayo." Naruto muttered thinking about it.

Heather cried out while other people laugh, "Don't say things like that idiot!"

"Spooky yet practical. Well done." Chris nodded as he walk to next bike, "Wicked 'mad max' mobile, Duncan!"

The host turns to Lindsay's bike and the bombshell smiled at him. "Go ahead. Ring her bell." Chris pushed the bell, only to hear nothing and look at the bombshell with weird look. "The real bell has sound effects like this." Lindsay said before neighed at the host.

Lindsay sighed, "It is almost like I got my dream bike."

'…That's horse, not bell…' Chris rolled his eyes as he passed her to the next bike and glance at armor-cladded DJ. "Dude? Seriously? This is lame." The giant looked down as the host walked to Leshawna's bike, "That's a nice bike there, girl!"

"Thanks!" Leshawna grinned, her bike was just a normal mountain bike, made out of woods and few metals. "It's best to go with simple instead of fancy."

"You must use your fashion style as a model then," Heather taunted.

"Oh don't you go there!" Leshawna said, "At least I am able to make my own bike!"

"Oh, I hear you there!" Chris chuckled before Owen rolled up to him on his small tricycle, "Owen, nice job…" He glanced around, "Hey, where's Naruto and Izzy?"

"Beats me, Izzy dragged him off to somewhere." Duncan shrugged.


(Hill)

Naruto screamed out, tightened his arms on Izzy as she snuggled up against his chest with her back. "Yah!" The crazy girl giggled as the bike went down the longest slope.


Lizzy giggled, "Oh man that looks like fun."

Leshawna glanced at Naruto, "I know how you feel boy."

(Arts-and-Crafts Center)

"Well, their losses, 'cause this is where it gets good." Chris grinned with raised fist, "We're gonna ride these babies…Hard!"

"Ha! Awesome, because my bike is built for speed." Heather bragged, "Right, Lindsay?"

"Totally!" The said girl nodded.

"you know," Courtney said thinking it over, "Since Lindsay made both her bike and Heather's bike, I am surprised they both are in one piece let alone able to ride and win any races."

The others blinked and thought it over, "Hey, she's right." Harold said causing everyone to look up at Lindsay.

The blond girl blinked seeing the looks, "What?" she asked confused.

"You know what," Gwen muttered turning back to the screen, "Let it be a mystery. It hurt my brain trying to wrap my head around it."

"Yeah, unfortunately, you won't be riding it, Heather." The host chuckled, "You'll be switching bikes!" The campers stared at him with widened eyes, "Yeah, cruel twist, huh? All right, then see you at the beach." Heather scowled at his back.

"Not bad," Kushina said. "No doubt they have to race and whoever bikes get across gets to go on, dattebane. If they lose on purpose then the others would make sure that person's bike lose as well. A real mind game here."


(Beach)

Chris rolled on his ATV and stopped in front of the campers with an angry Chef. "Okay, here's how it works." The host explained as he pulls out his helmet, "Everyone picks a name out of the helmet to see whose bike you're riding. If your bike makes it across the finish line, then you get to ride it in the final round." The campers picked out and look at their paper, only Heather look unpleased by that.

"Hey, looky!" Lindsay walks up to the scowling queen bee with a smile, "I got your bike."

"Excellent." Heather pulls the bombshell to her side, "If you cross the finish line on my bike, then I get to ride and Gwen will be out here by tonight! So if it looks like you're losing, just push the red button." Lindsay nodded at her as she glanced at the red button on Heather's bike.

"Now before we start…" Chris spoke, "Has anyone seen Naruto or Izzy?"

"They're still riding around like crazy people," Noah added with a roll of his eyes.


(River)

"How the hell is that possible!" Naruto shouted as the bike raced across the water and Izzy giggled at his screaming face.

"I still cannot understand how that happen," Leshawna muttered, "And I went through the whole thing."

"Izzy does not follow the same rules as you silly mortals," Izzy replied getting more confused looks.


(Beach)

The campers lined up on their chosen bikes before Chris nodded at them with a grin. "Okay, racers. Get on your marks, get set…" The host turned his head, "Paramedics on standby…And drag!" The campers took off on their bikes but a few campers don't take off.

"Hey, where's the pedals?" Owen shouted at Duncan, attempting to find them on the bike.

"Ugh!" Heather grunted, trying to move her chosen bike but it wouldn't even move an inch.

Gwen groaned with teary eyes as the dust flew into her eyes, courtesy of Duncan on Lindsay's bike. "Okay, this is so messed up, but yee-ha!" The punk laughed out, "This is one booming ride!"

Harold snickered seeing what the punk was riding. This earned him the punk to spill his soda on his pants again. Courtney giggled finding the scene of Duncan riding a girly bike cute.

"I know, right!" Lindsay said as she pedaled past the punk.

'I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe!' DJ thought with smile, he was riding Leshawna's bike without any mishaps.

"Sweet ride, isn't it? Don't worry, nothing will happen to you." Leshawna called out to the giant on Gwen's bike. Somehow, she jinxed it as her bike fall apart under DJ's weight and he cried out.

"Whoa!" Leshawna screamed out, crashed into the dismantled bike and fall down.

Leshawna winced as DJ whimpered at the sight. And the guys could not blame him for once.

"Forgot to wear jock…" DJ whined in pain before cried out as soon as Heather crashed into them with his bike since she wasn't paying attention.


Back at the starting line, Owen scratched his head and looked around the bike before staring at the skull on Duncan's bike. He grabbed it and pulled it to find out there was a string connected to the skull. "Huh?" Owen let go of it and the bike just revved before it took off at high speed. "Yaaaaaaaaaaah!" The oaf screamed out as he crossed the finish line, and accidentally buried Chef under the sand. The cook waved his flag as Lindsay, Duncan, and Gwen crossed the finish line.

"Yes!" Chris chuckled, "We have three awesome wipe outs by Heather, Leshawna, and DJ! Four winners…Owen's fun machine, Heather's speed machine, Lindsay's sunset sally, and Duncan's lethal machine."

"Yah! How do I stop this thing!?" Owen cried out on Duncan's still-going bike.

"Slam the hood ornament!" The punk called out and Owen did it before it sends him flying in the air and crashed into Chef.

Chef muttered to himself as he got out a notebook and started writing. Kushina raised a brow, "What's that for dattebane?"

"Reminders of all the maggots that did something to really upset me," Chef answered, "That way I can get back at them extra hard if we get a new season."

Several of the campers paled at that thought.

"Awesome finish, Owen!" Chris laughed harder as he drove his ATV away from them, "It's time to head over to the TDI motor cross!"

"Is this the part where you help save my butt from being voted out?" Lindsay asked.

"Not yet." Heather smiled at her, "We have to make sure we win this part of the challenge, too. So get your 'A' game on."

"Good luck you two," Naruto said.

"Thanks Nico," Lindsay said with a smile.


(Woods)

"Ow, ow, ow!" Naruto cried out as they raced through the thorny vines, "Hold on, Alvin!" He yelled at the chipmunk on his head, somehow they accidentally picked the creature up on their way. Alvin squeaked as his fur peeled off.

"Isn't it fun!?" Izzy giggled, enjoying the feeling of Naruto's chest.

Izzy's grin got bigger remember when she snuggled into Naruto's chest when he was in bliss mode. Naruto frowned sadly, "Poor Alvin."

Heather just rolled her eyes.


(Beach)

The three losers sat on top of the hill and watch the four finalists rolling up to the starting line. "Wow, sweet wheels!" Owen grinned at his girlfriend.

"I know, right?" Lindsay giggled before kiss his cheek, "For good luck, O…P.S. I love yours."

"Hehehe, yeah!" The oaf giggled with blush on his face as he pecks her cheek too.

The 'couple' got several whistles and cat calls for that display of affection. Tyler looked down feeling sad at the sight.

"Dude…" Duncan pulled Owen's ear, "Enough with the flirting and focus…Or I'm gonna kick your ass into next week."

"Focus, right!" Owen gulped with a thumbs-up, "Negatory on fun. Done!"

"Campers, welcome to the…" Chris said, "Moto…Moto…Cross…Cross…Challenge…Challenge!"

Kushina gave Chris a deadpan look, "Really?"

"I have no clue what you are talking about," Chris denied with his arms crossed.

"Dude, why are you faking echo?" Duncan deadpanned.

Kushina shot him a smug look and Chris still denied it, "He must be hearing things."

"Using your own bikes, you'll race the course, avoiding the hidden pitfalls." The host ignored the punk, "Cue the deathtraps! There's dodging the land mines…" Some exploded in front of the group, "Maneuvering though the oil slick, and finally, jumping the piranhas…" The piranhas jumped out of the water pit as the racers gulped, "Oh, and one more thing…Last one to cross the finish line will get boot off the island…No bonfire, do not pass go, do not collect a marshmallow."

Naruto looked through the traps, "Those don't seem so bad. Good luck guys."

"What…" Owen and Duncan muttered in unison.

"Okay, so here's our strategy…" Heather whispered to Lindsay, "We have to stick together so that one of us wins the race. You go first and clear a path through the mines."

"Uh-huh…" The bombshell whispered softly.

"Then go through the oil slick so I can see how to get through it."

"Okay…"

"If you make it through those two parts, then the third part is easy. Just keep the piranhas busy while I sneak though."

Naruto shook his head, as he rolled his eyes. He knew Heather always had others do a bulk of the work if they can handle it so she can do what she needed or even wanted to do on projects. With her competitive nature it was easy to see she was doing the same here.

"Wait!" Lindsay gasped, "Then you'll win, not me."

"Exactly." Heather smirked.

"I was thinking it would be really fun if I won a challenge for myself for once." The bombshell really wanted to have her first individual victory.

Heather scoffed, "like she can win without my help."

"Hey!" Lindsay cried out, "I won some challenges in the second season!"

Heather rolled her eyes, "Luck, pure luck."

"Yeah, that's a great idea in theory." The queen bee rolled her eyes, "But then who would come up with all the new strategies to get us through to the next week?"

"Ri-Right…" Lindsay sighed, "Okay…"

Heather nodded, "Exactly, you are not a thinker so in order to get us this far I had to make the plans that actually work."

"Don't worry." Heather said, "If the piranhas don't eat you, then you'll definitely be second, which means Owen or Duncan will be off the island…"

Lindsay frowned, it was because she came in second that she got kicked off in the first place.

"But I don't want O to lose…" The bombshell whimpered.

"Ugh…He won't lose, I promise…" The queen bee scoffed softly.

"How did you know?" Owen asked.

"I didn't."

"Racers!" Chris raised his arm in air before bring it down, "Take your positions…And go!" He watches on as the racers raced off into his deathtrap course. Owen was first to drop out, thanks to the land mine, and he cried out as Chef ducked under him before a tire hit him in the head.

"Can't I have break!" The cook groaned. It has been a bad day for him since someone destroyed his ride.

Chef growled at that reminder and made an extra note to punished Lindsay in a harsh way that was legal for the show. Maybe he will find out of those bikes she wanted and force her to take it apart. Down below Lindsay shivered for some reason.

Lindsay cheered as she was launched into the sky from the land mine and landed right behind Duncan. The punk slide on the oil slick and fell down, soaking himself with the oil as Lindsay rolled by him, clearing the path for Heather in the process. The bombshell widened her eyes at the upcoming piranha pit and tried to brake her bike but the speed of her bike actually carried her across the water and made it, only to balancing her bike between the land and the pit.

Lindsay looked nervous, worried for her counterpart. She had forgotten she already lived through that challenge.

'Good!' Heather smirked, pushed her red button and the engine revved inside the bike's toolbox. It sent her bike flying in the air, soared above Lindsay's head and landed on the finish line as Chef waved his flag.

Chef frowned seeing his stolen parts used by someone other than him. The only other thing that would make it worst was if the bike lost as any part of his bike could beat anyone in a race.

"And we have our winner! Heather!" Chris announced on his ATV and the campers groaned.

No one cheered though Heather looked very smug. Naruto grinned and ruffled her hair again, "Nice work Heat-chan. And Lindsay too, great teamwork dattebayo."

Lindsay smiled at his kind words even if she knew they would not help what was coming up next.

"Yeah! You won!" Lindsay cheered, "We did it. We're safe!"

"That's not exactly true." The host stepped in, "Heather is safe because her bike crossed the line first, but since Duncan and Owen wiped out and didn't complete the race, they technically didn't cross the line at all, which makes you the last one to cross the line, which means it's 'Dock of Shame' time, baby!"

"Okay, I'm so confused." The bombshell said, she can't understand what the host was saying in one breath.

Kushina glanced at Chris wondering if he changed his rules slightly to fit the mood. He did seem pretty smug right now so it was possible.

"It means I can't save you until I give you the victory." Heather explained, "But I can't do that, too risky. You understand." The queen bee smirked as she walks away.

Naruto frowned, "Heat-chan?"

Heather scowled and crossed her arms, "I never expected Chris is make it so Lindsay would be sent home when it should have been Owen or Duncan. If I gave Lindsay my immunity then I would have been sent home. I was there to win and to do that Lindsay had to leave. If Chris did his job right then we both would have gone farther."

"You mean you would have tricked Lindsay longer!" Beth stated.

Heather shrugged not really caring.

"But I won." Lindsay grabbed her arm, "I even built your bike."

"I don't know what she's talking about." Heather laughed, "You should just leave with your dignity intact. It will make you seem much cuter in the instant replays." The campers gasped at them.

"But we were going to the final three together." The bombshell said with widened eyes.

"Chris made the rules and such Lindsay." Heather corrected. "There was nothing I could do anyways to make us both happy."

Lindsay actually looked up, "Would you have kept me in our alliance if Chris sent Dunbo or O home?"

"Maybe," Heather answered not sure and again not really caring.

Lindsay was not sure how she felt about that.

"Guess not."

"Aren't you even sad?" Lindsay asked, "We're BFF…"

"Yeah, for the contest." Heather shrugged with crossed arms, "It's not like we're gonna be best friends for life or anything."

Several of the other campers gasped. Katie and Sadie looked like someone has slapped both of them. To hear someone go against what BFF means was terrible since it was their code in a way. Naruto open his mouth but Heather said "I know what BFF means idiot, so shut it."

"I can't believe you just said that but we pinkie-swore…" Lindsay gasped, "You mean I've been helping you all this time and you didn't even like me?"

"Truth?" The bombshell nodded, "Not really, no." Heather raised her eyebrow at the glaring campers, "What? We're not here to make friends. We're here to become celebrities, remember?"

Naruto frowned not liking what Heather was saying.

"Ooh, that's cold, brah!" Duncan dropped his jaws.

"Oh, like you're such a team player." Heather flipped her hair, "All you do is go around scaring the crap out of everyone."

"At least I'm straight with people." The punk said.

"That's true." Leshawna nodded.

"Whatever!" The queen bee rolled her eyes, "I'm not going anywhere soon."

"This week" Gwen muttered.

"You are so mean!" Lindsay muttered, "And all that bad stuff people said about you is true…" She lashed out, "Like how you're a two-faced, backstabbing, lying, little motherfucker!" She flipped Heather the bird as the campers watched on.

"Oh that's what she said," Harold muttered as the rest of the losers watching the show go on only heard the censored version. It was a very long 'beep' so it had to be good.

Chris and Chef glanced at each other with widened eyes. "I always told them they were wrong! I stood up for you because I thought we were BFF, but they're right! You really are a two-faced, backstabbing, lying, little, motherfucker!" She continued to ranting and cussing out.

"Dang girl," Leshawna said, "I wish I could've hear that in person."

"Dude, your girl has quite a mouth on her." Duncan whispered to Owen and he nodded at the punk.

"And guess what?" Lindsay growled, "I don't want to be BFF anymore. I'd rather spend the day staring at O's cute ass than shopping with you! And P.S., your shoes are tacky!"

"Yeah, you tell her, girl!" Leshawna laughed with the campers.

"Go jump in the piranha pool." Heather was about to walk away until everyone heard Naruto's voice.

"Stop this thing!" The redhead wailed as Izzy's bike flew off the hill and into the water.

"Whoo-hoo! That was fun!"

"Again! Again!" Izzy cheered.

"Let's not," Naruto said not wanting to go through what his counterpart went though.

The crazy girl giggled as they stumbled out of the water, "What a rush! It makes me want to do something…like…like…" She turns around and jumped on Naruto, wrapped her legs around his waist as he hold her up.

"Izzy? What are you do…Mmph!" The redhead widened his eyes as Izzy kiss him, forcing her tongue down his throat.

Everyone gapped at this, Naruto sporting a massive blush on his face. Heather's jaw dropped and her eyebrow was twitching. Izzy stared wide eyed before she turned her gaze to Naruto with a wide grin. "Let's do it!" Izzy cried as she jumped towards Naruto.

Heather however expected this and was on the attack. The two met in the air and Heather forced Izzy to the ground. Izzy struggled wanting to reach and kiss Naruto and Heather to stop exactly that. She had Heather pin to the ground and kept her hands firmly pushed on the girl's back while sitting on her legs, "Not happening!"

Kushina sighed, "Enough Heather."

"No!" Heather cried "I am not letting these floozies have their way with idiot!"

For several minutes this went on before Heather tossed Izzy towards Owen, who caught her. The queen bee glared at the pair, "Owen, you keep her right there!"

"What's in it for him?" Duncan asked.

Heather kept her glare in place, "I'll owe him a slice of pie or something."

Owen grinned at the promise of pie and held Izzy in a tight hug even as she struggled, "Got it! For the pie!"

Heather nodded satiated she went back to her seat. Chris saw the drama was done so he started the episode up again.

"Whoa…" Leshawna blinked at the crazy girl's bold move. She takes a glance at Heather and smirked after seeing her gaping expression.

"Whoo-hoo! That was so great!" Izzy giggled after her make-out with Naruto.

"…" Naruto said nothing as he stared at her with dropped jaw.

The real Naruto was not fairing much better.


(Confession)

"I swear that she was grinding on Whiskers." Duncan laughed, holding his sides.

Izzy giggled no doubt wanting to do that too while Naruto struggled to keep himself from fainting.

*Static*

"Well, everyone was kissing him and I didn't want to miss out." Izzy grinned.

*Static*

"Bitch!" Heather cried out as she throws her fists around, "I worked so hard to enforce a rule at my school that no bitch would come near my idiot! Now it's all ruined, thank to these bitches!"

Heather huffed actually glad Naruto did not go on the show with her if this was going to happen.


(Dock of Shame)

The campers lined up to watch Lindsay leave the island. "Thanks for all your support, Greta. I love you, Lequisha." Lindsay said with a smile.

"Take care, girl!" Leshawna hugging the bombshell, "If it makes you feel better, we would have kept you on."

Leshawna nodded, "yeah you are okay girl. You were just lead astray."

Lindsay smiled glad no one hated her for the things she did.

"Really? Thanks!" Lindsay smiled, "Kick Hanna's ass for me." She stopped in front of the boys, "Bye guys, see you at the finale." She turned to Naruto, "Can you look after O for me?"

"Sure, dattebayo." The redhead grinned at her.

Naruto, who was recovering now, also nodded and smiled, "Not a problem dattebayo."

"Thanks…" Lindsay walk to the upset oaf, "Awww, I gonna miss you the most."

"Lind!" Owen wailed as he hugged Lindsay.

"There, there, O." Lindsay kissed him softly, "I love you."

Owen sniffed slightly holding Izzy, "So sad and yet so sweet. Like the last piece of Oreo pie."

"I love you too!" The oaf sniffed, releasing her and Naruto patted his back.

"Good luck, Holly." The bombshell said as she walk past Heather and climb on the ship. "I hope you get everything your karma owes you. Okay, I'm ready!" The ship sailed off as the campers watched on.

"Well, campers, anyone up for a movie night?" Chris chuckled, "Everyone, meet up at the campfire tonight for the movie. See you later." He turned on his heels and walk away as the campers returned to their cabins but one of them followed him.


(Woods)

Chris whistled before someone calls him out and he groaned, he doesn't want to talk to this certain camper. "What do you want, Naruto?" The host rolled his eyes, thankful that there was no camera around.

Kushina scowled before she slapped Chris upside the head, "Don't be rude to our son."

"Um…Well…" The redhead rubbed his head bashful, "I figured that we would spend some time together to know each other…"

"Naruto, I don't know what kind of lies Kushina told you but I'm not your father." Chris ran hand across his hair.

Everyone froze, Chris the most fearful as he glanced towards Kushina who had a blank face on. This actually scared him the most and tried to use the remote to skip the rest of the episode. Kushina however snatched it away and made sure she saw everything.

"She doesn't lie! It's the truth! There is a DNA test and it was confirmed that you are my tou-san…Why can't you accept that I'm your son!" Naruto shouted at him.

"That's enough, Naruto! Enough of it! I told you and I'm going to say this time, I'm not your daddy! Kushina lied to you and if you're after money or fifteen minutes of fam…"

Heater and Naruto winced as they knew what was going to come next. Chris flinched and even Chef felt pity for his friend. Kushina's eye twitched slightly watching this.

He was cut off by the punch in stomach from tearful redhead.

"She never told a lie, you know that! I'm not either after those things! Don't you have any idea how long I have waited for you to show up and take me in when kaa-san died! I thought you would accept me if I told you the truth! I always kept hoping that you would come for me because I needed you! You…You…You bastard! I hate you!" Naruto cried with tears before he ran away from the host as he winced.

Kushina's eye started to twitch more and Chris slowly moved to get away, but not too fast to get her attention.

"Wait…Ugh…" Chris groaned, the redhead was right about one thing. Kushina would never tell a lie in her life and if she did, everyone can see through it. "Great…" Chris muttered as he walks away from the woods, he was still denying the fact that the redhead was his son.

The clearing was silence until the cook stepped out behind a tree with crates. "…The fuck?" Chef muttered with widened eyes, he just accidentally walked in on their conversation when he was getting things ready for the horror challenge. He frowned, starting to see some resemblances between Naruto and Chris. "Oh boy…" The cook groan, it looks like he's going to have a talk with his boss. If the brat was telling the truth about the DNA test, then it looks like Chris really screwed up this time.

Chris nearly made it out of his seat when quicker than a viper strike Kushina's hand found his ear as she twisted and pulled it. "OW! Kushina!"

"Lying am I?" she asked angrily as she got to her feet, pulling Chris up with her, "After fame is he?"

Chris tried to explain "Ummm maybe he means…OW!"

"You! Me! Outside NOW!" Kushina pulled him down the stairs by his ear.

"OW! OW! OW! MY EAR!"

"YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER! DATTEBANE!"

The cast winced as Kushina dragged Chris out of the door and into the lobby where they could hear some faint yelling and screams of pain. Naruto winced, "Should we wait for them to get back?"


Well since Chris is…uh occupied, I'll end this for today. We saw a long alliance break and see how crazy some of these maggots are. And we also got to see how Brat nearly got himself gridded on while in a heated make out session. Plus Chris in there decided to be an idiot and deny brat what he clearly needs most; a father. Will our stupid host pull his head out of his ass? Will he see what a good kid brat is and will the real Chris recover from the beat down Kushina is giving him? (Pauses and listens to the sounds of said beat down in the distance) I clearly doubt that last one. But find out next time on Total Drama Preview. (Listens to the beat down again) He ain't walking from that.