Last time on Total Drama Preview; it was our first ever motor cross challenge! We watched out campers make fools of themselves as they tried to make some bikes that can withstand our challenges. Naruto ended up taking a ride with Izzy and he was not enjoying it very much and neither Heather. Izzy was enjoying herself though and Leshawna had a trip down memory lane. Chef nearly popped a blood vessel when he found who the unlucky camper that took apart his ride was. In the end for our final challenge Heather got first place with Lindsay's help and once again left the girl up to be shipped off. Naruto and Kushina were surprised at seeing Heather leave Lindsay behind. But our biggest surprise was when Lindsay ripped Heather a new one and this time was uncensored. When Naruto and Izzy finally showed up Izzy went all out and locked lips with Naruto. And man, what a make out! The girl was grinding on him for crying out loud. But Lindsay said her good byes and…well nothing really noteworthy can be said. (Excuse me dattebane!?) Ahhh! I mean Naruto tried to talk to his old man but the stubborn fool would not listen. A small fight broke out and it does not look good for me. What will we see now and will I actually not make any more mistakes to get Kushina sore at me. I hope so, oh I really hope so. But find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview! Kushina! Please I said I was Sorry!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Also a shout out to White fox16, who has been helping me with some of the grammar issues of this story. As I promised I have been updating weekly but that wouldn't be a problem if this was my only story but it isn't. While working on this I seem to realize that I have been neglecting my other work. So I decided that I would update this every Other week so I can work on my other stories. I will still make it on Friday or Saturday at most if something happens.


It was twenty minutes later before Kushina and Chris returned to the others. Chris looked like he has seen better days. His hair was a mess, one of his eyes were darken and he winced with each stepped he took to his seat. "Okay, we're good dattebane" Kushina said as she sat down.

"Should I feel sorry for Chris?" Trent whispered to Gwen.

Gwen glanced up, "No, it was his fault in the first place. Plus he would have no trouble having the same done to us."

"Let's get this going again," Chris said as he started the episode. He only hoped his counterpart would fix this mistake before Kushina actually kills him.


(Campfire)

Heather noticed that there was something wrong with Naruto since the campers got together to watch the movie and some of the campers noticed it too but they decided not to bother him for now. "He's coming out of the woods with a big, hacking chainsaw." Izzy grinned, "That's so cool!"

"Oh no!" Owen gasped, "Psycho killer man's going for the car!"

"Oh this one," Gwen muttered recalling this challenge.

"Oh man," DJ moaned not looking forward to this one.

"Yo, fool couple, stop making out and start the car!" Leshawna throws some of her popcorn at the screen.

"They're gonna be chainsaw sushi!" Izzy giggled before hugging Naruto's arm out of fear as soon as the woman on the film screamed out.

"Great Canadian Cheese!" Owen jumped on his feet, "Now the car won't start!"

"Oh, man! I hate scary movies!" DJ looked away.

DJ was glad the screen was more focus on seeing their reactions rather than seeing the movie again. He was not sure he could handle seeing it again.

"Run!" Izzy jumped, "The Psycho's gonna get you!"

"Here comes the blood fest!" Gwen smirked before she gives a small frown, noticing that the redhead was not paying attention. "Something wrong, Naruto?" She whispered to him, only to get a head shake. The Goth girl sighed lightly before watch the rest of the movie.

Naruto offered her a small smile in thanks before they blushed recalling a certain act their counterpart did and looked away.

"Aw, the chainsaw psycho's going back to the woods." Izzy cheered, "He's getting away! Yah, good ending!" She jumped on Naruto's lap, "Izzy love scary movies!"

"Yeah…" Naruto muttered as the boys glanced at each other.

"Whoo! Am I ever glad that's over." DJ sighed as soon as the movie ended, "I really hate scary movies."

"I don't blame you," Beth added "I'm not a big fan either."

"Oh my god," Katie gasped, "Like we can't stay for a scary movie without screaming out."

"Totally," Sadie added.

"Oh yeah? What scares you most?" Duncan smirked, "The part where everyone meets a grisly death or the psycho killer with…A HOOK!" The punk pulls out a hook, causing DJ to scream out and everyone, but Naruto, laughed at the cowering giant.

"Not cool, man!" DJ whined.

"What he said," DJ gasped having also scream out again seeing the hook.

"Aw, come on, DJ." Gwen giggled as she packed the movie, "For a slasher flick, it was pretty tame."

"Yeah, there was hardly any hacking." Duncan chuckled, "Not like bloodbath two, summer camp reign of terror."

"No way, that's my favorite movie!" The Goth girl perked up and starts to acting out some parts of her favorite movies. "I love when the killer jams that guy's hand into the lawn mower."

"Or when he pushes the chick off the deck and then she lands on a propeller blade that slices her in half." The punk grinned before they both speak in unison, "Or when he shoves that big dude's head inside the wood chipper."

Courtney scowled slightly here. And they called her paranoid about how Gwen and Duncan acted when she had evidence like this.

"…I would shove his head in the wood chipper, dattebayo…" Naruto whispered bitterly and no one heard him but someone did and this person was about to ask him before Heather scoffed at them.

"Naruto," Kushina called out and Naruto looked embarrassed. Chris winced hearing this and also of the look Kushina sent him afterwards.

"Aw, looks like Gwen and Duncan have something in common other than bad fashion sense." The queen bee crossed her arms, "It's just mindless guts and gore."

"Horror movies aren't mindless!" Gwen defended.

"To be fair most horror movies lately have been not about the terror but the blood and gore." Kushina pointed out, "It was not like it was in the good old days. Where true terror was the feeling something bad was going to happen dattebane. The clam panic you get when there is nothing there or you know something is about to happen but it hasn't yet. True horror movies should leave that imprint of lingering terror that last for days if not weeks after watching the movie dattebane."

Everyone besides Naruto and Heather looked at her in amazement. Gwen felt the woman had a bit of a point but she was not going to admit it aloud for Heather to rub it in her face.

"Yeah, they're loaded with psychological trauma." Duncan supported her, "Look at DJ."

"Whatever!" Heather growled, "Does anyone have any idea what and when our next challenge will be?"

"Yeah…" Owen nodded before they heard the boat revved loudly and walk toward the dock to see Chef tossing the bags on the boat with the host.

"Yo, Chef, where's the fire?" Duncan asked but the cook stared at them with fear before jumping on the ship and they sailed out as fast as they can.

Kushina raised a brow looking at the man, "what happen? Family emergency dattebane?"

Chef shook his head, "nah, it was for the challenge."

"Dude, you forget this!" Owen called out, picking up a backpack before looking at the newspaper and opened it to read the headline out loud. "Escaped psycho killer on the loose. Be on the lookout for a man wearing a hockey mask with a hooked hand and carrying a chainsaw."

"He's on the loose!" Izzy giggled.

Kushina had a deadpan look on her face. "Really?"

Chris pouts, "What?"

"You know what dattebane," Kushina added with her arms crossed.

"I have idea what you mean," Chris said copying her.

"Running away scared after they watched a scary movie and leaving a newspaper about an escaped killer?" Kushina shook her head, "how dumb are you dattebane?"

"Hey!" Chris cried, "It was the perfect set up for the challenge."

"It was stupid," Kushina countered, "And anyone here can see that dattebane."

"It fooled them," Chef added under his breath.

"How do you know it wasn't real?" Chris challenged. Not the best thing to say.

Kushina grabbed him by his collar and held his face near hers. "Are you telling me you left our son on an island with a real psycho killer?"

"Ummmm," was Chris's clever respond.

She threw the man onto his feet but was knocked to the floor instead, "you are already on thin ice miser. If something happens to our son I will skin you alive and pour salt all over you. Understand dattebane!?"

"Yes ma'am!" Chris exclaimed fearing for his life, "Nothing bad will happen to him!"

"Oh come on!" Heather muttered, "They don't expect us to fall for this. Scary movie followed by hasty exit, followed by strategically placed lame prop."

"I-I-I don't know." DJ stuttered, "Chef looked pretty spooked."

"Please!" The queen bee rolled her eyes, "It's all part of their little stunt to freak us out."

"If it's was a stunt, would Chris leave behind his hair gel?" Owen raised the bottle, drawing out gasps from the campers before Naruto grabbed it and throws it in to the sea with an angry expression.

"Okay that is what convinced me," Gwen confessed.

Kushina actually raised an eyebrow, "I'm surprised he even allowed that to happen. Even if it was for a challenge."

Chef chuckled, "Actually I dropped it on purpose without him knowing. Knew it was trick them."

Chris scowled, "Great and Naruto just goes and throws it into the water."

"Can you blame him?" Chef asked but he didn't get an answer.

"Whoa, this is for real!" Gwen cried out, it seems that no one noticed Naruto's angry face.

"Let me get this straight." DJ gulped, "Chris left us for dead, and now we're alone, while that escaped psycho killer with the chainsaw is on the loose?"

"No, we're alone while that escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook is on the loose." Duncan pulls out a hook with a chuckle as the giant screamed to the top of his lung.

Kushina scowled at that reminder and promised to herself if Chris messed up she was going to make him pay. Chris felt a bit nervous. Yes he knew this was faked but then he remembered the 'real' villain at the end. He hope Naruto would turn out okay and that Kushina didn't snap at a misunderstood moment.

"I told you, dude, not funny!" DJ whimpered.

"Ugh, neither is your chicken-little routine." Leshawna rolled her eyes, "Get a grip, bro."

"I can't help it." The giant replied, "I feel like I'm being watched."

"Duh, it's a reality show!" Heather said with narrowed eyes, "We're always being watched."

"She has a point," Harold said getting eye rolls from everyone.


(Monitors Tent)

Chris laughed at the monitors, "Heather's right and tonight, we're watching to see who can survive a real-life scary movie with special guest appearance by the escaped psycho killer with chainsaw and a hook!" The host raised a hook with a smirk. The camera stopped recording and it wasn't long until he heard his phone ringing on the other side, Chris turns his head to Chef as the cook puts on his costume. "Hey, Chef, can you answer it for me?"

Chef muttered to himself. Chris was too lazy for his own good in Chef's opinion.

"Sure…" Chef mumbled, picking up the phone and answered it. "Hello? Chris is little busy, may I take a message?" The cook blinked, "Oh, hello, doctor." Chris jumped with a paled face before he ran to his co-worker to steal the phone back but Chef holds his head back at arm length.

"Gimme! Gimme!" Chris shouted, flailing his arms around but the cook ignored him.

"No no," Kushina said glaring at Chris, "Let's see what else he has to be punish for dattebane."

Chris gulped fearfully.

"Hmm, ah, yeah, yeah…Oh, it's matched…Yeah…" Chef nodded his head as he listened to the doctor on phone, "Can I ask you a question? How many times did he have it tested?" His eyes widened, "Fool say what?! Seventy-one times?!"

The cast gapped at the screen before shooting their gaze at Chris. Just in time too…

Wham! Kushina fist punched the top of Chris head, "71 times? You are so going to get it dattebane!"

"Didn't he already get something before?" Lindsay asked confused.

Chef glared at sweating host, "Oh, I'm going to beat it into him…Talk, beat, same difference! Thanks, bye." The cooker tossed the phone at the host and glared at him. "…Seventy-one times?"

"Um…Maybe he got it wrong again?" Chris said nervously.

Wham! No one had to look up to know what happen there.

"He said that seventy-one out of seventy-one matched…" Chef sighed, "Look, it's not my business but you have to accept the fact that Naruto is your kid…"

"Wait, how did you know that it's Nar…"

"I overheard you two a few hours ago." The cooker grunted, "I know that you're having hard time with the knowledge that you have a son but I think you should just give him a chance, maybe he'll grow on you."

"Ugh…But he has friends…Just go and scare some kids…" Chris mumbled, waving him away.

"Fine…" Chef sighed as he walks toward the exit, "One more thing…Brat really went through a lot of things and he doesn't need friends for this, he needs a family...You're all he has left." The cook stepped out and walks toward the campsite.

The cast was amazed at this speech. Even Chris was looking at Chef but the man just gave him a look with a raised brow as if saying 'Yeah? So what?' Kushina smiled and found the scene touching. She looked at Chef, "That was nice of you Chef. It good that there is someone that can get through that thick head of his."

Chef nodded, "My pleasure."

"Hey," Chris mumbled.

Kushina then added, "You know Naru-chan doesn't have a godfather…"

Chef looked at her before he blinked stunned. "Me? Why…I'm touched."

Kushina giggled again as both Heather and Naruto looked up surprised. "Don't worry about it dattebane. You seem to really care for Naru-chan so it's fine."

"Well…" Chef thought it over. "I'll admit I've taken a liking to the brat. Alright."

Naruto and Heather was surprised by events, "great," Heather muttered, "I hope he does not show up all the time now."

"Who knows Heat-chan?" Naruto said but he wasn't all that upset. He actually thought Chef was kinda cool.

The host sighed, "I…I need more time…"


(Dock)

"Okay, look." Gwen sighed, tried to calm the campers down. "It doesn't matter whether this is real or a challenge. We need a game plan."

"Yeah, yeah, we need a game plan." DJ whimpered before Heather leans in with scowl.

"You little fright wigs might need a game plan, but I need a shower!" The queen bee walks past the campers.

The two BFF screamed, "NO!"

Heather scowled, "Now what?"

"You don't go alone in movies like this!" Katie explain.

"The hot girl that is alone is one of the first to die!" Sadie added.

Heather rolled her eyes, "Oh give it a break."

"Are you crazy?" Gwen deadpanned, "First rule of slasher films, never go off alone."

"I might actually listen to you if I were in a movie." Heather replied with an eye roll, "We're being punked. You're so gullible…Hey, Chris, if you're listening, next time rent one that takes place at a summer camp!"

Chris crossed his arms and pouts, "They were all rented."

Kushina smacked her forehead in disbelief at Chris.

She turns to the campers with hands on her hip, "If you losers want to hang out around and play boogeyman, go ahead. But I have a date with exfoliation."

"And the bossy, mean chick seals her fate." Izzy giggled lowly as the queen bee walks off and makes a slicing sound effect.

"Wow!" Owen gasped, "You're really good at sound effects!"

"I say we go back to camp and talk strategy." Gwen ordered her fellow campers, "Who's in?" Duncan shrugged his shoulders before walking off, followed by the campers.


(Confession)

"I'm really scared, man!" DJ shivered, "But I'm more worried about Naruto, he actually hasn't said a word since the movie started…Maybe he's scared inside?"

Naruto rubbed the back of his head looking sheepish, "Actually I think I was more upset and angry then scared."

DJ waved him off, "It's fine. I don't blame you though."


(Campfire)

"Okay, rule number one, do not go off on your own." Gwen paced around the campfire as she warned them about the rules of slasher film. "Rule number two, if you do don't go off on your own, never go in the woods…Rule number three, if you do go in the woods, never, ever, ever make out in the woods, or you will die in the woods." The Goth girl scanned at the campers before she noticed that they were missing one more camper, "Where's Izzy?"

"Breaking rules one and two." Duncan chuckled, "She said that she did it to hunt the psycho killer dude."

"She's doomed!" Owen gulped.

"Well at least she didn't break the third rule like last time," Gwen muttered to which was an improvement to her.

"I wish I couldn't have taken red to make out in the woods," Izzy added. She then scowled slightly "At least he wouldn't throw me away at the killer."

Owen noticed she was glaring at him when she said this. He chuckled nervously "You're still upset about that huh?"

Izzy nodded and Owen felt very small.


(Woods)

"Yo, psycho killer man!" Izzy called out, her voice echoed through the forest. "Come out, psycho killer! Let's fight!" She giggled.

'Crazy maggot being crazy!' Chef rolled his eyes behind the hockey mask before he appeared behind the crazy girl and the cook inhaled deeply, startled the girl. Izzy quickly turns around to see the killer with a revving chainsaw and she screamed out, running away from him. She may be a crazy but not crazy enough to go against a chainsaw. The cook chased her down and cornered her at the cliff.

"Noooo!" Izzy screamed out as Chef picks her up with his hook and carries her away to the monitor's tent.

"Ahh," Izzy moaned, "I was close."

"Not really," Chef muttered.


(Campfire)

Naruto slumped on the tree stump, glancing at the chart that Gwen set up, with all campers on it. "Okay, now that I've drawn a chart of all the players." The Goth girl said as she turns around and blinked. "We can…Where is Owen and DJ?"

"DJ had to take a leak, so he took fatso with him." Duncan answered with a smirk.


(Bathroom)

DJ glanced around nervously, "Okay, no matter what, you do not leave, not if you hear a psycho, not if you see a psycho, not if a psycho is slashing you to bits."

"Buddy, don't worry!" Owen chuckled, "I got your back." The giant nodded as he entered the bathroom and the oaf whistled before he hears the familiar song of ice-cream truck. "Ice cream? Whooo-hooo!" Owen cheered, running off to the source of the song.

"Dude!" DJ cried at Owen, "Seriously?"

Owen looked sheepish as did Geoff as he always fell for that trick. "At least with Owen that was expected to happen." Trent added to which several people nodded.

"Hello?" DJ whispered inside the bathroom before he gasped at the sight of Heather with green facial mask and screamed loudly.

"DJ, it's me." Heather raised her eyebrow, "Heather?"

"Nice mask," Gwen teased.

Heather huffed, "At least I take care of myself. The same can't be said about you."

The giant ran through the door, leaving behind the DJ-sized hole. The queen bee sighed as she stepped into the shower and let the water running down her body. She stared at her feet and frowned as she remembers this afternoon when Izzy just made out with her idiot. That is the third time that Naruto got kissed by someone that wasn't her and she felt that it was unfair.

She believe that she deserve to be with Naruto because she had been there for him through everything. She was there when his mother died, she was there when he got stabbed by his stalker, she was there when he was having a hard time, and she was there when he was still alone. She wants to be there for the rest of his life and she felt afraid that she's losing him to these bitches who were not there when he need someone

Nearly everyone stared at Heather in amazement. Kushina was smiling thankful for Heather more than ever. While her son never went through all of these things she was happen, and some of these down right scared her with the stalkers involved. Everyone else was stunned hearing some of the things at lease this Heather went through with Naruto. They can truly see how close the two of them were. Naruto smiled and ruffled Heather's hair, "Aww Heat-chan, I'm glad you care so much about our friendship."

Heather slapped Naruto's hands away but it was without as much heat as she usually had. "Don't look to close at it idiot" she said softly, "We been through a lot. While they seem to have been through even more than us, we still can count on each other when it matters."

Naruto smiled as everyone looked amazed. Lindsay could not help but gush quietly. While Heather was very mean to everyone, she had a soft spot for her best friend and Lindsay thought they would be adorable together.

She realized that she didn't like the idiot because…she truly loved him more than anyone and it kept growing every day.

Everyone looked at Naruto as if expecting something but they discovered he had missed this last bit. Several campers slapped their foreheads in disbelief at how dense he was.


(DJ)

The screaming giant kept running across the island, even underwater with muffled scream and before he knew it, Izzy slapped him across his face. "Wha…" DJ looked around to see that he was in some kind of tent.

"Dude, you're safe." Chris said with a grin.

"I am?" DJ sighed, sitting down and flinched when he saw Chef in his psycho costume.

"It's just Chef." The host informed, "He was gonna scare the bejeebers out of you, but apparently Heather beat him to it."

"Bro, did you see her face?" The giant shivered, "That was some serious ugly going on."

Heather scowled as some of the cast chuckled, "Screw you all."

"…True, but you still bailed before Chef even got a crack at you." Chris smirked, "Speaking of which, you're up, psycho man." Chef nodded and walks out with a smirk.


(Bathroom)

Heather turns off the shower before give out a growl when she hears someone breathing heavily out of her shower stall. "Not funny, pervert! Get lost!" The sound of heavy breathing increased before she slammed the door open, "I'm serious! Get lost, perv…" She stared at the killer with widened eyes.

"…"

"…"

"…Aaaaah!" Heather screamed loudly before fainting on the spot. Chef shook his head as he pick the queen bee up and carry her to the monitor tent.

"Somehow 'I told you so' just doesn't cut it," Gwen said with a smirk.

Heather glared at her but said nothing.


(Campfire)

"Heat-chan?" Naruto blinked at the sound of his friend's screaming as Gwen returned from her search for the large boys.

"At least someone cares," Heather said actually happy Naruto would noticed even in his upset state.

"I always care Heat-chan dattebayo."

"Where's Leshawna?" The Goth girl asked with her hands in air.

"She went to get some chow." Duncan jabbed his thumb at the main lodge.

Gwen groaned "Really Leshawna?"

"Sorry girl, can't help it if I need something to eat."

"Oh, come on! Don't anyone even listen to me?!" Gwen huffed out as she sat down next to Naruto and crossed her arms. It wasn't long until they heard the screaming of the sassy girl. "See, I told you to never go off alone!" The Goth girl groaned, burying her head in her hands.


(Woods)

"Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream." Owen hummed as his eyes glance around for the truck, he never noticed that he was followed by the killer until the psycho tapped the oaf's shoulder. "Oh, hey, did you see an ice cream truck…" Owen blinked at the killer before letting out a bloodcurdling scream.

"Nice try dude," Geoff muttered as he's been in Owen place beforehand.


(Monitors Tent)

Chef dragged the fainted oaf in the tent and dropped him. "He is so going to have a nightmare after that." Chris chuckled.

"Dude shouldn't bail out on me early." DJ pointed out as they stared at downed Owen.

"I said I was sorry," Geoff muttered while Bridgette shook her head at her boyfriend's antics.

"Everyone better get a piece of brownies before he gets up." Leshawna said, taking one piece of brownies and ate it.


(Campfire)

"I guess DJ and Owen bit the dust." Gwen muttered as she crossed the said campers out, "You know what really ticks me off? That I was trying to help them."

"Live and learn, sweetheart." Duncan smirked as he set the sticks on fire.

"You are really a pyro, aren't you?" The Goth girl placed her hands on hip.

"So? I like burning stuff." The punk shrugged.

"Isn't that what pyro means dattebayo?" Naruto asked.

Courtney gave a small giggle while Duncan smacked his forehead.

"We could set his trailer on fire, dattebayo." Naruto whispered softly that not even the audio can pick it up. Gwen and Duncan glanced at each other with concern about the sulking redhead.

"Naruto," Kushina said with crossed arms and a raised brow.

Naruto looked sheepish but apologies to his father.

"Um…So is that why you went to juvie for?" Gwen asked the punk, trying to get Naruto away from something on his mind.

"Like I'd tell you why I went to juvie." Duncan scoffed, accidentally set the chart on fire.

"I recall you tell us before," Heather recalled with a smirk.

"Big deal," Duncan added rolling his eyes not caring.

"Holy shit!" Gwen ran off, "I'll get water!"

"Now it's down to us…" The punk smirked as he stood up and walk toward the dock. "Don't die, Whiskers."

"Don't worry dattebane," Kushina reassured him pumping her fist, "Naru-chan has more than enough skill to handle to handle any psycho killer." She paused and looked at Chef, "no offense."

Chef shrugged, "None taken. Brat has skill alright. Clearly he got it from you."

Chris glared at him, "Hey! What's that supposed to me!?"

"Whatever…" Naruto muttered as Gwen ran back and doused the fire.

"Hey, where's Duncan?" The Goth girl looked around for the punk.

"He went off to looking for the psycho, dattebayo." The redhead sighed.

"Ugh! You know what!" Gwen throws her bucket down, "I'm getting a sandwich…" She takes a glance at the sulking redhead. "Come with me, Naruto." The said boy sighed as he stand up and follow the Goth girl to the main lodge.

"Why did you bring him?" Beth asked.

"Because we can't go off alone," Gwen reminded her, "plus he looked upset still."


(Main Lodge)

Gwen was making a sandwich and Naruto rested his head on the table with a frown. "Naruto, did something happen?" The Goth girl walk to him and sat down to eat her sandwich.

"…Nothing…"

"It doesn't sound like nothing. I heard you saying that you want to shove someone's head in the wood chipper when we were talking about the death scene…What's the deal?"

"His father was being stupid," Kushina said glaring at said man as if daring him to comment. Chris wisely kept quiet.

"I told you, it's nothing, dattebayo…"

Gwen sighed, placing her hand on his shoulder. "Naruto, remember what you just told me back at the woods when I thought Trent was cheating on me…I want to repay you by helping you."

The redhead glanced at her before he sighed. "…It…It's just that I'm really pissed at someone…This person won't accept the truth and said that it was just a lie…accused me of something that I'm not…It really makes me angry at this person, dattebayo."

Kushina glared at Chris again at the reminder and the host gulped.

"Who?" Gwen asked with raised eyebrow.

"…I can't say who because it's really a personal thing…" Naruto sighed before they noticed that there was a person with chainsaw and a hook in the room with them.

"Go Naru-chan!" Kushina cried. "Show that Cooker who's boss dattebane!"

Chef huffed before he raised a brow, "Wait that's not me."

"Huh?" Kushina asked looking closer at the screen.

"I wasn't born yesterday, dude. Please! We just watched a scary movie with an escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook, and here you are running around." The Goth girl rolled her eyes and the redhead frowned at the psycho, noticing that person was white with purple hair. Where did the producers find this guy?

"Is that a stunt double?" Kushina asked.

Chris gulped and slowly tried to slip away without her noticed.


(Monitors Tent)

Duncan peeked in the tent with a smirk and a hockey mask in his hand, "Someone lose this?" He faced against Chef on the dock and won the battle.

"Way to go!" The campers cheered.

"Hey, coolio!" Izzy pointed at the monitor with a grin, "Red and Gwen are taking on the psycho killer."

"Wait a sec!" Duncan glanced at Chef, "If Chef's in here then who's in the lodge with them?"

"Stunt double?" Kushina asked again almost pleading now.

"No stunt double," Chef inform her.

Chris made a break for it but Kushina grabbed him and started to shake the host. "There is a real psycho killer and you aren't doing anything!? My baby is in danger! Do something dattebane!"

"Kkkushhhhinaaaa," Chris tried to say as he was being shaken, "Weeeee'lllll stooooooppppp hhhhiiimmmm."

"Now dattebane!"

Chris stared at the monitor with widened eyes, it's a real psycho killer and he was in the lodge with Naruto…His…His…His son! "NARUTO!" The host screamed out and ran out of the tent, followed by the campers and Chef.

Kushina stop shaking Chris as she heard this. Everyone stared, though Chris was still dizzy, as Chris ran to save his son. Kushina was in awe before she smiled happy that Chris finally got his head out of his ass in her own words.

"Gwen!" Owen cried out.

"Naruto! If something happened to him, Kushina's ghost will kill me for good!" Chris cried out to Chef, never noticing some of the campers glanced at him with raised eyebrows, they never heard of this Kushina person before.

Kushina dropped Chris in his seat and sat down herself. Chef whistled, "Girl, you are good. Even when dead you still scare him."

Kushina giggled as she rubbed the back of her head.


(Main Lodge)

"Back off, dude. I'm in a foul mood, dattebayo." Naruto growled as the psycho killer stepped closer to him.

"Okay, I know the actors don't have speaking parts but you caught us at a bad time." Gwen sighed, "Just come back at another time…FYI, invest in a dental plan and some toothpaste." The psycho killer took another step closer and the redhead growled at him, he just warned him that he was in a bad mood and doesn't want to deal with a bad actor.

"I…Told…You…To…BACK OFF!" Naruto roared, kneeing the psycho killer in the groin and head-butted him, breaking the mask in process. As soon as the killer dropped on his knees, holding his groin, the redhead round kicked him away and knocked him out.

"Whooo!" Owen cried seeing that scene, "That was awesome!"

"For real dude," Geoff said to Naruto, "That was like something out of an action movie."

"How did you do that?" Cody asked.

Naruto looked embarrassed, "Kaa-san taught Heat-chan and me a few things plus and I took a few classes."

"Seriously dude," Duncan added, "that was sick."

Harold scowled slightly, "I could have done that."

"Don't ruin the moment fool," Leshawna said with a frown.

"Gwen, Naruto! He's the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!" The group cried out.

"What!" Gwen gasped, glanced at the downed killer.

"Naruto!" Chris quickly hugged the said boy before holding his shoulders back and look everywhere on him. "You're not hurt, are you? Did he hurt you at all?!"

Naruto could not help but stare before he had to wipe a tear from his eyes. Heather could not believe it but after she saw her friend's reaction made sure not to comment.

Kushina on the other hand pulled Chris into a hug, "Aww, I knew you cared for our son dattebane."

Chris smiled and returned the hug, "Yeah…he's a good kid."

Chef then added lowly, "Still say he gets it from his mother."

"Don't ruin the moment dude" Chris mumbled not looking at Chef.

Naruto blinked at him with widened eyes and the host widened his eyes, glanced back at the confusing campers. "Um…Because we don't want you…um…to slap us with…um…lawsuit, yeah! Lawsuit is bad for us, hehehe." The campers rolled their eyes, of course, he doesn't want anyone to sue him for money.

"Um…Yeah, I'm good, dattebayo…" Naruto glanced at the host, he knows that Chris was just covering up but it gave him a small hope that his father was starting to accept him. Behind the campers, Chef smirked at them.

"And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that Chris's small heart grew three sizes that day," Cody said with a small smirk.

"Really?" Noah added with a raised brow.

"It was needed," Cody defended himself, "Plus tell me that I am wrong."

Noah looked back at the scene, "True."


(Campfire)

The group watches the police officers carry the unconscious killer to the police boat and sailed away from the island. "Well, it's obvious to everyone that Naruto wins invincibility." Chris said with a grin as he patted DJ's back, "and, sadly, it's equally unanimous that DJ walks the dock of shame since he was only one who screamed and bolted without the escaped psycho killer even being there." The host chuckled, "But no hard feelings, dude. You will be missed."

"Aw…Group hug!" Owen said and everyone nodded before give DJ a group hug.

"Bye, DJ, we'll miss you, dattebayo." Naruto smiled at his giant friend.

DJ smiled, "Thanks Naruto. It means a lot."

Naruto smiled at the gentle giant.

"Yeah, me too…Glad that you're okay now." DJ said as he walks toward the boat of losers and waved at his friends before it sailed off.


(Dock)

"Whoa, that was one crazy emotional ride for the campers!" Chris grinned at the camera, "There was so much anger, tears, and mushy stuffs! But our redhead camper is one lucky dude, can you believe that he just got three smooches from three different chicks?"

"Nani?" Naruto asked.

"Don't worry about it idiot," Heather said.

He chuckled, "Plus I'm sure that you, the viewers, said 'About time!' when Bridgette finally confessed to him. Now we wonder what will happen next time…What would Izzy and Heather do to beat Bridgette since she took the lead in Naruto's heart? Will Naruto finally make his decision? Who will be the next to walk the dock of shame? Find out on…"

"TOTAL…"

"DRAMA…"

"ISLAND!"

"Well besides Bridge-chan confessing to her crush what is he talking about?" Naruto asked.

Most of the other cast members face palmed at this. 'How dense is he?'


(Outside)

Naruto sighed, he was so tired from the emotional drain and he couldn't believe that a lot of things happened to him in just a short time. He smiled a small smile before blinking at the incoming queen bee. "Oh, Heat-chan?"

"…Idiot…" Heather growled at him as she walks closer to him, "Answer me something…"

"Um…Sure?" The redhead blinked again and the queen bee glared at him before pulling his collar closer to her.

"What are you up to?" Gwen asked.

Heather did not answer as even she was not sure.

"Which one did you like the most?"

"Nani?"

"Did you like it when weird Goth girl did this!?" Heather kissed him deeply, causing his eyes to widen.

Both Naruto and Heather froze, both blushing hard. Everyone else gapped or whistled at this. Kushina was clapping her hands excitedly seeing this. 'About time you two,'

"Um…"

"Did you like it when Klutzy did this?!" She gives him another kiss, this time a tenderly kiss. "Or did you like it when Loony did this?!" Heather wrapped her legs around his waist and make out with the redhead…Is she grinding on him?!

Now the two were blushing heavily now as the calls got louder. "I-I-It's not what you think!" Heather cried out.

"It looks like a girl is defending her claim," Leshawna said with a smirk.

"You are copying all the kisses he's gotten in the last three episodes," Duncan pointed out, "You are grinding on him for crying out loud!"

"Idiot!" Heather cried looking at Naruto only to find he had fainted with his face super red.

"Well?! Well?!" Heather stood up and glared at the blushing redhead.

"…"

"…" Slowly, Heather's face turned red as she just realized what she just did…She just gave him her first kiss and…Did she just grind on him?! "D-D-Don't think deeply about these kisses! It was just a question, it's not like I love you or anything like that!" She turns on her heels and ran away, "IT'S JUST A KISS!"

"…" Naruto dropped to his knee and screamed to the sky, "AM I IN SOME KIND OF MANGA OR SOMETHING, DATTEBAYO?!"

"Awww!" Kushina cooed as the episode ended, "that is so cute."

"Wow Heather, so forward" Bridgette tease getting back at the girl for everything she had to go through.

"Like you are one to talk," Heather added with a glare trying to get her blush under control.

"My girl confessed to him," Bridgette corrected her, "My girl just gave him a soft gentle kiss. You not only did that but also Gwen's French kiss and Izzy cat in heat moment."

"Sh-sh-sh-shut up!" Heather cried getting her blush back up again.

"Well looks like whiskers will be out for a while," Duncan said laughing at the boy.

"Actually it is about time for dinner anyways," Kushina pointed out.

They checked their phones or watches and found she was right, "Man we been here a long time," DJ stated slightly stunned.

Kushina clapped her hands and grin at them all, "tell you what, let's all go to dinner together. Then we can come back tomorrow and see more. I want to get to know everyone more."

"Sure," Owen cried at the mention of dinner.

"Sounds nice Kushina," Bridgette said.

"Sweet," Geoff added as more and more cast members agreed.

"Good," Kushina said as she wrapped Chris's arm in her own, "It will be Shrimpy's treat."

"What!?" Chris cried but stopped at her glare telling him that she was still slightly upset with him. After seeing him caring for their son helped but he knew he was still in trouble. "Fine," he muttered.

Kushina smiled and lead the way as everyone got up. Owen was force to carry on Heather's order and to keep any of the other girls away from him. Owen listened as his slice of pie was on the line here. As they walked down Chef chuckled behind his friend(s) "Whipped."

"Oh shut up," Chris muttered back at him.


And done with this segment. Man that was highly emotional and hormonal. Naruto really wasn't expecting so many kisses and the one at the end. Ha! Priceless! We got to see campers wet themselves, a few sides of campers we really didn't get to see and a touching family moment. And most importantly of all…I manage to get Kushina to stop being mad at me. A miracle all on its own. Now the question we have to ask is, what other surprises will we see next? Will Naruto stop being a dense lovable idiot and notice the attention he is getting? Will I manage to stay on Kushina's good side and who else will try and win Naruto's heart? With any luck we will see and Naruto might get some more action. Find out next time on Total…Drama…Preview!