Last time on Total Drama Preview; while I was in the dog house per say the cast watched as they relived themselves as they became the victims of a horror movie. With wondrous acting skills from both Chef and myself, we had the campers believe they must face the terror of a psycho killer. Though it was only Chef in a costume. We also watched as I big myself a deeper grave, and made Kushina remind me I was in trouble, as we watch Naruto act like someone else. The victims were taken out one by one until Naruto and Gwen ended up facing a real psycho. And I swear that was not my fault Kushina! But in a craze and shocking twist my counterpart felt fear for his…our son and rushed to his rescues. However it was not needed as he manage to handle himself. He gets it from his old man. But this last bit actually help get Kushina to stop being mad at me. Bonus~! What surprises will we see next? What sort of drama will Naruto bring and will he noticed any of the attention the girls are giving him? Both here and on screen!? I swear that is his mother's fault. But find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Also a shout out to White fox16, who has been helping me with some of the grammar issues of this story. As I promised I have been updating weekly but that wouldn't be a problem if this was my only story but it isn't. While working on this I seem to realize that I have been neglecting my other work. So I decided that I would update this every Other week so I can work on my other stories. I will still make it on Friday or Saturday at most if something happens.

Okay I know I missed my deadline by a month or so. In fact I was offline for almost the whole time. The reason are crazy as of itself. First I got sick for a while and being unable to even type anything. Then worst yet my laptop crashed and had to wait a while to get a new one while having the old one's files recovered at least so I did not gave to restart everything. Then after all that crap was over and done with I was in a much needed vacation so I took one for two weeks. I'm sorry for everything guys and I know I have to make up for it but life was making it too hard for me. Hope you all enjoy this now that I manage to get it up and running.


The next day the cast and more returned. The dinner was a simple buffet like restaurant and Chris had to put Owen on a limit so he would not have to pay extra. But overall the dinner was nice and Chris talked mostly to Kushina and saw his son was talking to several people including Heather (no duh) Gwen, Owen and more. Chris could not help but keep a grin on his face as he started the new section of episodes. Kushina grinned next to him wanting to see more of her son and possibly some future daughter-in-laws.

(Dock)

"Last time on Total Drama Island, there was a lot of hormones messing around with our campers." Chris chuckled, "During these, we just witnessed heartbroken moment, caused by our queen bee…" The footage of Heather tricked Gwen with Trent,

Gwen glared at Heather who looked slightly smug.

"Followed by the unexpectedly kiss of redhead and Goth campers…" Footage of Gwen kissing Naruto,

Now Gwen was the smug one while Heather growled. Naruto blushed seeing this clip again.

"Somehow the kiss set off a chain of reactions and Naruto was either lucky or unlucky to be in the middle of it, I'll say he's lucky since he got a lot of smooches!" The host winked at the camera, "We finally witnessed the confession of the surfer gal…"

"I love you, Naruto." Bridgette said as she look into Naruto's shocked eyes in the footage.

"Wait…NANI!?" Naruto shouts seeing this for the first time.

Heather rolled her eyes "Yeah, the guy surfer girl confessed too…that was you."

"Why didn't you tell me?" he asked.

Heather shrugged, "it was unimportant. Besides she has a boyfriend here. At least for now."

Bridgette frowned at Heather's tone at the last line. Geoff rubbed her shoulder and frowned admitting to himself he was slightly worried.

"During these events, we just kicked out our unwanted campers off the island and now we are down to seven campers! Who will make it to the finals? Who will walk down the dock of shame? What will happen to our favorite and fan-favorite redhead camper? Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!"

"This is going to be good," Chris said rubbing his hands together. Kushina just grin next to him, wanting to see more cute moment of her son. She started to wish she could have seen any moment before hand she might have missed and for a way to take pictures of said moments.


(Outside)

"Are those flowers for Lindsay?" Naruto grinned at Owen as they walk to the main lodge with the remaining campers for their breakfast.

"Yep!" Owen nodded with wide grin, "Pretty flowers for a pretty and sweet gal! Think she will like them?"

Lindsay sigh, "Aww that is so sweet."

"I'm sure she will like them, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "Hope they will last until you see her again, right?" Naruto blinked after hearing nothing from his large friend and glance behind to see nothing in his sight.

"Wasn't there just a 300-pound bag of joy talking to you?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow as the campers walked over to the redhead camper and he opened his mouth to say something but a voice from above them cut him off.

"I am only 296!" The campers glanced up to see the hanging oaf,

"Is that true now?" Duncan asked with a smirk.

Owen did not meet anyone's' eyes, "Maybe."

"Someone set a trap…" Owen muttered and before they knew it, a large cage entrapped the campers. "Or two!"

"Good morning, campers!" Chris chuckled as he walks to them with a beaver on his head, "Or should I say trappers? Ready for today's challenge?" The host pulled out a knife, drawing a few horrific gasps out of campers, "Excellent! Then let's chat about it over chow, shall we?"

"…He's coming back to untrap us, right?" Owen whined as they watch their host walk away from them. A knife flew in the air, cut the rope and dropped the oaf into the cage, freed the campers in process. "Good aim…" The oaf groaned out.

"Surprisingly," Kushina admitted.

Chef leaned over and whispered to her, not caring that Chris was in between them, "I help him get ready for this episode. Took him a few days to get the hang of it."

Kushina nodded, "That makes more sense dattebane."

"Hey," Chris whined annoyingly.

"I'll say, dattebayo." Naruto nodded, helping his large friend up.


(Main Lodge)

"Pasta?" Gwen shivered, attempting to pull her spoon out of the bowl but it wouldn't even budge.

"Campers, there are only seven of you left on Total Drama Island." Chris announced with a grin, "After tonight's dramatic bonfire campfire, only six of you will remain. We're nearing the end, people, so look alive."


(Confession)

"What are my chances of winning?" Duncan shrugged, "I'd say they're pretty darn great because anyone who doesn't vote for me is a dead man." The punk's face gets closer to the camera with a snarl, "Are you listening out there, all of you who have been kicked off? If you don't vote for me, I'll find you!"

Heather scoffed, "Oh we are so scared."

Courtney looked at the punk, "You do know most of the campers don't even see what in those confessionals right?"

Duncan shrugged, "We peeked before with Harold and such."

*Static*

"Well, I would never think that I would make it this far, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "I also never think that there would be a lot of things that just happened…" His face turned red as he remembered the kisses.


Heather growled while Naruto blushed as well. The others chuckled at this though.

"Today's challenge involves making like our province's great rangers and game wardens." Chris chuckled, "You'll each have eight hours to trap an animal."

Duncan raised Owen's arm in air with a smirk. "Got one." The punk chortled and the host rolled his eyes.

"A wild animal, which you must bring back to the campfire, unharmed."

"But Naruto can win this easily," Courtney pointed out, "he has an unfair advantage."

Chris waved her off "I'm sure I won't forget again. It's no fun if he makes it too easy or make it easy for you guys."

"Oh, come on! Naruto can win this challenge easy!" Leshawna threw her arms up in air and said camper chuckled as he scratched his head.

"I know." Chris nodded, "That's why we are going to give Naruto an extra challenge, instead of trapping one animal. He will have to trap five animals!"

Gwen frowns, "That's better I guess."

"Still will be easy for him," Harold pointed out.

"But at least we have a chance to getting our animal first," Leshawna said before she frowns, "Please don't have me chase that frog again."

"Fair enough." Duncan deadpanned.

The host cleared his throat, "Rangers and game wardens often have to relocate animals for their own good and the good of campers."

"For my good?" Gwen growled, "I might have to barbecue my animal! I'm starving to death!"

"Funny that you should mention that, Gwen." Chris winked with a grin, "Reward for winning today's challenge is meal of all of your favorite foods!"

"I am so winning!" Heather smirked, shoving the disgusting food away from her and glanced at Naruto as he placed the empty bowl on the towering bowls and grabbed another bowl of ramen.

Trent face palmed, "Naruto has even more of a reason he shouldn't win. One being too easy for him and he's already eating his favorite food for his meals."

Chef chuckled, "suck to be you maggots. I'm aiming for brat to win this challenge. If nothing more than to see you guys face the fact nothing really changes for him."

"Cruel and inhuman," Chris added with a grin, "I like it."

"Idiot, that's enough of ramen!" The queen bee shouted and he look up in her eyes before she looked away with a blush, recalling the event from the other night.

The two childhood friends blush at that reminder while the others cheered and catcalled. Kushina was grinning happy for the two even if they didn't have said moment….yet in her mind.

"Okay, campers, follow me!" The host waved them over as he walk out of the main lodge with campers in tow.


(Lake)

The campers blinked at the new boathouse on the dock, they swear that the place was not there early. "Everyone, choose an animal assignment." Chris grinned as he jiggled the helmet in his hand.

"Chipmunk." Owen blinked at his paper.

"Frog?" Leshawna muttered.

Owen grinned knowing his counterpart would get his little animal buddy this time. Leshawna however growled. "I'm in a sudden mood for frog legs."

"Raccoon." Duncan smirked, it look like it's going to be easy ride for him.

"Duck?!" Gwen deadpanned.

Both Duncan and Gwen scowled at the reminder of their animal and how much trouble it brought them.

"Deer! Yes!" Izzy cheered, "Bagging a doe!"

"Um…Beaver, crocodile, snake, fox, and…A tiger? Where the hell did you get these animals from, dattebayo?" Naruto raised his eyebrow at the host.

"A tiger!?" Cody cried, "How did you get a tiger onto the island?"

"It is easier than you think," Chris replied with a shrug. "It is mostly getting through PITA and making sure we have the right paper work and stuff to insure the animal is not harmed."

The campers looked at him strangely, "I'm surprised you even know this stuff let alone follow it."

Chris rolled his eyes, "I brought several other animals including sharks into my show several times and spanning a few season. I should know what I am talking about."

"Bear?!" Heather gasped, "Are you kidding me?!"

Heather growled at this again. It was hard enough the first time. Why couldn't she get something easy like a snake or fox? She hope that idiot would be willing to help her.

Chris shrugged his shoulders with a smirk, "Tough luck, Heather, it's only animal left…And it's better than a tiger." The host chuckled and some campers nodded their heads.

"These degenerates get cute little froggy and wee baby ducky and I'm supposed to trap a bear with my bare hands?" The queen bee snarled with a glare.

Both Leshawna and Gwen glared at Heather. They had easier animals yes but they were still not easy to catch.

"You do get sixty seconds in the boathouse to gather any equipment that might help." Chris said, attempting to calm the angry bee down.

"Unless there's animal trainer…" Heather muttered.

"Well, I am…" Naruto slowly raised his hand up before bring it back down as soon as his childhood friend give him a deadly glare.

"Not one word idiot," Heather muttered before Naruto could say anything.

"…I don't think it'll be adequate." She growled as she throw her hands up, "This is ridiculous!" She was about to walk away until the host lifted his index finger.

"I don't think I've mentioned the penalty yet."

"I. Don't. Care!" Heather huffed, "I'll take it!"

"Loser cleans the communal washrooms." Chris informed. That stopped the queen bee in her trail, quickly turns on her heels and walk back to the group. Everyone knows that Owen just made a huge stinking mess and it just clogged up the toilet.

Chef and Chris chuckled while the campers winced. Kushina shook her head with an amused giggle, "Yeah that'll convince her."

"Sorry!" Owen giggled nervously, "I think I ate too much of that delicious paste." The oaf sighed blissful as he lets out a fart.

Duncan groaned recalling how he cleaned up that mess. He did not look forward to doing that again.

"All right, campers." The host chuckled, "You have just one minute in the boathouse to grab your critter-catching gear." The campers quickly enter the boathouse and starting to search for things to catch the animals. Gwen smirked as she pulls a net out of the barrel and Heather attempted to snatch it from the Goth girl, only to end up having a tug-of-war. It wasn't long enough until they paused to stares at Duncan with a sledgehammer.

"Um…You're gonna trap a raccoon with a sledgehammer?" Gwen raised her eyebrows.

"You may want to rethink that." Heather agreed with the Goth girl for once.

"Yeah he said they have to be unharmed, dattebayo" Naruto pointed out.

Duncan scowled, "maybe if they followed the same rules I might agree."

"…" The punk tossed the sledgehammer aside and pick up the chainsaw. "Ah, thanks for the tip." Duncan chuckled with manically smirk as the girls resumed their tug-of-war before they end up entrapped with each other and Naruto chuckled at them.

"I got a paper towel!" Owen cheered, "Yeah, woo!"

"Um…I think a burlap sack will help you more than a paper towel, dattebayo." The redhead snickered, handing the said object to the oaf.

Owen nodded "Thanks Naru."

"Oh, right! Thanks, Naru!" Owen grinned before he blinked, "Um…You're not going to get anything to catch the animals?"

"Hmm, Nah." Naruto shook his head, "I think I'm good."

"Again too easy," Courtney uttered with a frown.

"Ten seconds left!" Chris announced from outside and Izzy quickly picked up four crates before running out with a laughter.

"Is that legal? Can she just…" Duncan muttered, somewhat bewildered, only to be cut off as Gwen and Heather crashed into him. The Goth girl was about to get up until she noticed the can on the floor and it was…

"Duck bait? Yeah, that'll work." She smirked at her luck, releasing the net as Heather stumbled back and fall into the bucket.

"Ugh, I think there's still fish in here." The queen bee groaned as she struggled to get out of the bucket.

Heather scowled. Naruto however rubbed her back, "I'm sure she didn't mean it Heat-chan."

"Shut up idiot."

"The net's all yours." Gwen giggled as she walks past her enemy, "And P.S, it'll never hold a bear."


(Confession)

"I don't know." Gwen shrugged, "I guess I have a chance if I make it before Naruto does. Let's put it this way. If I didn't think I could win, do you really think I would be in this dump?" The Goth girl starts to count with her fingers, "Putting up with the revolting food, giant bugs, and cameras in your face all day is one thing." Gwen growled as she crossed her arms, "But Heather? Only 100,000 could make me live with her."

Heather glared at her, "like it was a pleasure bunking with you either Goth girl."

*Static*

"I assume I'm the favorite to win, beside idiot." Heather said, filing her nails.

"Ah hell no!" Leshawna stated, "Don't you go and spread that sort of lie to our faces."

"But I thought Nami was the favorite," Lindsay asked confused.

"I mean, look who's left? Weird goth bitch, a criminal, a fart machine, a psycho hose beast, Leshawna, and hottie…Wait, I-I-I mean idiot!"

Several of the others laughed at her mistake while Heather quickly looked at Naruto. Said boy however was taping his chin thinking of something. He looked at his best friend and asked, "I'm confused. Who's what nickname?"

The others gaped at him and the fact he miss what Heather said at the end. Heather however mange to recover and said before anyone can ruin the moment. "In order, Gwen, Duncan, Owen Izzy and you know the last two."

Naruto nodded with a grin. While the others shook their heads. Kushina however was giggle with glee.

She stuttered before calming herself down and coughed into her hand. "We're not here to make friends. We are here to win and that is exactly what I plan on doing."


The campers walk out of the boathouse with their chosen equipment before Heather ducked under the hook and glared at Izzy as she pulls out a tranquilizer gun. "Score! Tranquilizer gun!" The crazy girl giggled as she turned the gun to the campers, "Look!"

"Could you please aim the other way!" The queen bee shouted, she don't want to be shot at by a loony girl on a nationwide show!

Heather scowled before she glared at Izzy. Izzy however was not paying attention as she formed a plan in her head.

"Everybody ready?" Chris chuckled.

"Yes!" The campers nodded.

"No!" Heather growled but the host ignored her and announced the start of the challenge. Naruto was about to walk off but he glance at the queen bee.

"Need help, dattebayo?" The redhead asked.

"Yes!" Heather cried.

"No! I don't need your help for this one." Heather mumbled with a faint blush,

Heather slumped in her seat knowing this was going to be bad.

usually she would accept it but she couldn't look at her idiot after their kiss and she didn't want it to be in the way of her victory.

"Okay, good luck with it." Naruto waved at her with a smile as he walks into the forest.


(Woods)

Gwen smiled to herself as she watch the duck taking the bait and the goth girl poured some bits out in front of her. "Come here, ducky, ducky. Let's get it over with." Gwen said, that is so easy challenge and she can't wait to taste her favorite foods again. She was about to catch the duck, only to have the duck beeped at her and ran off so fast that it reminded her of the roadrunner from the cartoon show. "…The fuck?" The Goth girl muttered with widened eyes.

"How the hell did that happen?" Trent asked and only got a shrug from Gwen.


"Come here, you damn froggy!" Leshawna shouted, attempting to catch the evading frog before she fell into another deep puddle. "Oooh, froggy gonna pay."

Leshawna scowled seeing the frog make a fool out of her again. She turned and glared as Heather laughed at her luck.


Naruto smiled at his crocodile friend as the creature carried the snake on his back. "Thanks for the help, Croc…Shall we go to the beaver dam next, dattebayo?" Naruto asked and the crocodile nodded with the snake.

Geoff frowned "wow he's having an easy time."

"That's why he was given a bigger challenge," Noah reminded him with an eye roll.


Heather groaned as she dragged the heavy trashcan to the cave and turns to the cave with a sneer. "Ahem, look. I'm no bear whisperer, but I've got some garbage here." The queen bee said as she jabbed her thumb at the trashcan, "So just come and get it!" Heather jumped at the sound of roar and she ran off, screaming for her life.

Heather scowled as some of the others laughed. She glanced at Naruto, "Why do you have to make it so easy?"

"Sorry Heat-chan."


"Hey, buddy. Hey, little pal." Duncan whispered to the raccoon as he slowly inching closer to the creature, "Come on. Let's go for a walk." The punk blinked at the sound of chitters and turned his head to see a group of angry raccoons. More raccoons appeared behind them and Duncan chuckled at them. "So that's how it's gonna be? I didn't want it to come to this but…" The punk pulls out his chainsaw and the raccoons kept chittering to each other before they combine together into one giant robot-like creature. "…That's more than what meets the eye."

"I still say they cheated," Duncan muttered.

"How did they do that?" Harold asked. Normally he would gloat how he would handle it better than Duncan but the action itself shocked him more.

"I blame Chris." The punk muttered.


Chef whistled a tune, carrying the trashcan before he heard someone shout out a banzai and felt something hit his ass. "…Tell them it was the crazy maggot…" He mumbled before fainting on the ground with three tranquiller darts in his back.

"Whoops!" Izzy give the camera a sheepish grin.

Chef scowled before he added Izzy to his notebook. He had forgotten about that. Izzy at least look sheepish at this.


"I hate this fucking show!" Gwen shouted out as she chased the fastest duck, where did these people get this duck from?!


Duncan screamed out as he dodged the raccoon missiles from the giant creature and one of the raccoons hit the punk, knocking him off the cliff. Duncan groaned, standing up from the crater and blinked at the raccoon on his head.

"Stupid raccoons," Duncan muttered.

"Didn't you are Courtney share a pet raccoon?" Cody asked the punk.

Courtney and Duncan shared a look before they looked away with a huff.


"The naturalist is at one with the wild." Owen narrated as he crawls on the branch toward the chipmunk, "he is part of it. Making eye contact with his fellow creatures creates peace, create brotherhood." The oaf stares into the chipmunk's eyes with a grin, "We are one, little fellow, yes. We are one and you're the only thing standing between me and victory. Still, I love you."

Naruto grin, "Good work Owen, dattebayo."

Owen grinned, "Thanks Naru."

The creature jumps and bites into his nose, causing him to cry out and fall down to the ground with the chipmunk.

Owen winced seeing this and remembering the pain, "Chippy however didn't seem to feel the same."


"Whoops!" Izzy gulped as the horse dropped to the ground, courtesy of her tranquiller gun.

=line-

"Say, guys, was there a tiger here before?" Naruto asked the animals with beaver on his head and his answer was just headshakes from the three creatures. The redhead shrugged his shoulders before blinked at the sound of yipping from the bush near to him. He turns around to see a little orange fox running to him and rubbing itself against his leg. "Looks like you like me a lot, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled at the fox as it hopped on top of the crocodile with another yip, "Well, four down, one to go."

The others, besides Heather Kushina and Naruto that is, could not help but stare. "How does he…?" Harold started too ask but could not finish.

"At least he is not hurting any of the animals," DJ added with a smile.


(Campfire)

"A bear. A bear?" Heather snarled as she throws her arms up, "I mean, how on Earth am I supposed to catch a bear?" She wished that she would just accept Naruto's help early.

"Open the cage! Open the cage!" Gwen shouted out as she lured the duck with the bait and the queen bee opened the cage. Heather's eyes widened, just realized that she was helping her enemy but it was too late as the duck ran into the cage.

Heather scowled while Gwen looked smug. Naruto however reached over and messed with Heather's hair, "That was nice of you Heat-chan."

Heather slapped his hand away, "knock it off idiot."

"Yes!" The Goth girl cheered, "I win the dinner! Bring me duck soup, Peking duck, duck a l'orange, chocolate mousse…No! Chocolate duck! I win!"

"I know how you feel sister," Leshawna said with a nod.

"Open the cage!" Duncan shouted out, causing the queen bee to open the cage again and the punk throw the angry raccoon in. Heather groaned, why did she just opened the cage?! "Ha, what do you think of that?" Duncan bragged to the girls, believing that he just won until the queen bee told him that it was Gwen who won.

"Hey, host man, bring on the chow!" the Goth camper laughed at the punk's shocked expression.

Chris' voice squeaked out of the loudspeaker, "Don't forget. Last camper to catch their critter cleans the washroom."

Both Heather and Duncan scowled at that reminder.

"Well, I've got nothing better to do." Duncan sighed, "I could help you bag a bear, deer."

"Don't call me dear!" Heather snarled, mishearing what the punk just said. "Only my idiot can…W-W-Wait, I mean no one calls me dear!"

"…I said DEER." Duncan smirked at the blushing queen bee and winced as the embarrassed girl kick him in the shin. "Jeez, I feel bad for Whiskers…" He whispered to himself.

Naruto chuckled "Yeah Heat-Chan doesn't like others giving her nicknames."

Duncan however slapped his forehead at the fact Naruto miss what Heather said again.


(Woods)

"…Guys, when I heard that I have to get the tiger, I thought it was going to be just an adult tiger but not a cub, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the sleeping tiger cub in his arm as the creatures nodded their heads at him,

"A cub?" Chris questioned with a frown, "That's no fun."

"But it is so cute," squealed Kushina.

Several of the girls nodded as did Naruto. Katie and Sadie also squealed seeing the little cub.

the cub stumbled upon them early and kept crying out until the redhead pick the baby creature up. He glanced at the sky to see the airplane falling down from a tranquiller dart and raised one of his eyebrows at the strange scene. "…Let's go to the campfire…" Naruto muttered to the creatures as they slowly walk away with widened eyes.


"Come on, froggy, it's gouda!" Leshawna smirked at the frog, attempting to bait it with the cheese.

Harold held a finger up, "Actually frog don't eat cheese. Their diet is mostly base on…"

"Boy I don't want to hear it!" the sassy sister shouted.

The frog look away with bored expression and the sassy girl growled at it, she's not going to fall for another trick! "You want this cheese, you are coming over here!" Leshawna shouted and the creature croaked, causing her to take a few steps before she fall in the deep puddle again. "…Froggy, be playing with the wrong sister!" She glared at the smug frog.

Leshawna glared at the smirking queen bee. "I don't know why you are smirking. You're the one that will have to clean the washroom up when I am done."

This wipe the smirk off her face as she glared.


Owen panted heavily, he was getting tired of chasing the hopping chipmunk. "The naturalist would like the chipmunk to listen to reason. The naturalist would like to point out that we're all one in the eyes of Mother Nature. One love, Chippy!" The oaf groaned as he ran into the low branch and starts to crawl after the chipmunk. "Work with me. You're killing me here!" Owen sobbed, he want it to be over and done with!

"Chippy!" Owen cried, "Why must you be like this?"

Naruto smiled, "I'm sure Chippy didn't mean it dattebayo."


(Campfire)

"Oh, Gwen, did you win first place, dattebayo?" Naruto blinked at the Goth girl as she licked her lips at her favorite foods and he noticed that Chris was standing next to the cage with his arms behind his back.

"Wow, that all looks good!" Chris chuckled at the happy girl.

"Yeah…Wait, is that a tiger cub?" Gwen raised her eyebrow at the sleeping cub in the redhead's arm.

Gwen tried to look away as she did not want to admit the cub was cute to her too.

"Yeah, she won't stop crying until I rocked her to sleep." Naruto chuckled as he led the four creatures inside the cage, he didn't want to wake the cub up or it may cry again.

"We tried to get an adult tiger but the producers thought it's too dangerous to have it on the loose." Chris rolled his eyes, why can't he have good stuffs?

Chris frowned, "Why do they have to get in the way of the good stuff?"

Kushina glared, "so you would want Naruto to be up against a full grown tiger?"

Chris gulped "He would've be fine."

"That's not the point dattebane!"

"Open the damn cage!" Leshawna growled, walking up to the cage with the frog in the bucket and they noticed that she was very dirty. The host opened it to let her toss the frog in and closed it again. "I'm going to take a shower…" The sister huffed as she turns on her heels and walk to the bathroom.

"Congratulations, Leshawna." Chris chuckled, ignoring her deadly glare.

"Mind if I sat down here?" Naruto asked the Goth girl.

"Sure…If you let me pet the cub." Gwen glanced at the cub, "It's too cute."

Gwen blushed and did not meet anyone eyes. Naruto chuckled, "I'm sure it would love to be petted Gwen."

Heather however glared at Gwen as if daring her to do something.

"Deal, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as Chef rolled in the cart and placed more food in front of the Goth girl.


(Woods)

"I got it." Izzy muttered as she crawls under the bush, "It may have been a slow start, but I finally got it. Izzy's a sharpshooter…" The crazy girl smirked, seeing the antlers of the deer behind one of the bush before she stood up with the gun and aimed it. "Banzai!" She cried out, and fired it and laughed as she heard the sound of a thump. "Yes!" She was about to run until the bear ran past her, followed by Duncan before he stopped in front of the crazy girl.

"Have you seen Heather?" The punk asked with a raised eyebrow.

Heather however was shaking with rage as she guessed what had happen.

"Who?" Izzy blinked at him.

"…About yay tall, long dark hair, hot for redhead, and wearing deer antlers." Duncan rolled his eyes and the said girl stumbled out before dropping on the ground with a tranquiller dart in her ass.

"…"

"…"

"…Whoops!" The crazy girl giggled nervously and the punk sighed, why does he have to do the grunt work?

Heather let out a scream what scared several of the other cast members. Izzy actually took cover hiding behind Owen's back.


(Campfire)

Gwen cooed at the cub as she handed the tiger cub back to Naruto and pick up her fork and knife. "So…" Chris smirked at the Goth girl, "What are you having first?"

"I don't even know where to start." Gwen answered as she looks over her meals and was about to stick her fork into the roasted duck before they blinked at Owen's shouting.

"Chris, open the cage!" They turned around to see the oaf chasing the chipmunk around the campfire as the host ran to the cage,

Gwen gasped, "Owen! Please don't do it!"

"A naturalist will not be defeated." Owen said as he slammed through the table and the Goth girl stared at her ruined foods.

Gwen looked defeated while Owen looked ashamed at what he had unknowingly did.

The oaf finally cornered the chipmunk in the cage and ran toward it. "Close the cage! Close the cage!"

"You sure?" Chris smirked.

"Yes! Close the cage!" Owen said as the door slammed in front of him and he smiled before staring at the angry creatures around him. "…Why, hello, ducky. Oh, and what a nice, little raccoon you are, next to a sweet beaver and fox…Aww, a cute snake on top of an awesome crocodile…" The creatures slowly walk toward the oaf and before he knew it, the creatures attacked him.

Owen winced, "Okay that might be worst this time."

"You'll be fine," Chris said rolling his eyes.

"Great…My food is all gone." Gwen deadpanned.

"Nah, I managed to save this steak." The redhead chuckled as she turns to see the plate of steak in his hand.

Gwen gasped again but this time in relief, "Naruto you are a godsend."

Naruto blushed while Heather growled at her. Kushina giggled again loving this little interaction.

"Oh, thanks!" She was about to get it but the Goth girl noticed that the cub was giving her a puppy eyes and smiled at it. "Tell you what, we'll cut it in half and give one to this cub."

"Really? You heard that, Tora-chan?" Naruto chuckled at the cub and it mewled at him happily.

"Tora-chan?" Gwen raised her eyebrow at the redhead.

"Yep. It's a cute name for a cute girl, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as he lifts the cub in air, "Who's the cute girl, you are, you are! I love you, Tora-chan!"

Most of the girls "aww" at this loving scene. Naruto felt the same way and almost coped the girl's actions.


(Confession)

"Looks like the girls are going to have a hard time to get his heart." Gwen joked with a smirk.

Duncan smirked, "Like you for instants?"

Gwen blushed as several others laughed at both Gwen and what she said beforehand.


(Campfire)

"What happened to Heat-chan?" Naruto glanced at the paralyzed queen bee.

"She got hit with tranquiller dart." Duncan snickered, "She refused to go to the infirmary to get her butt dart removed…Is that a baby tiger?"

"Yeah, she won't leave me alone, dattebayo." The redhead petted the sleeping cub on his lap.

Naruto could not keep the grin off his face.

"You've all cast your votes and made your decision." Chris speaks up to get the campers' attention, "When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers and leave. That means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back, ever!"

Kushina gave Chris a look, "You like to repeat yourself all the time huh?"

"No I don't"/"Yes he does" answered Chris and Chef at the same time. Guess which was which.


(Confession)

"One thing I'll be happy to never see again?" Gwen said, "Chef's food."

*Static*

"Definitely the food." Leshawna nodded her head.

*Static*

"The food." Duncan crossed his arms with glare.

*Static*

"Most disgusting slop I have ever had to eat!" Heather shivered at the taste of the food.

*Static*

Chef scowled, "You are all ungrateful maggots you know that?"

"Maggots have no respect these days." Chef grunted out as he crossed his arms, "I cooked the food with love…TOUGH LOVE!"

*Static*

"Hmm, I'll say the camera in bathroom, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "It makes me feel weird that someone is watching you when you have to go."

Chef at least nodded at Naruto. "At least that one has respect."


"The first marshmallow goes to…" Chris flicked the marshmallows at the campers, "Naruto…Owen…Leshawna…Duncan…Heather! One marshmallow, two players. Izzy, Gwen, one of you has spent your last night on Total Drama Island."

"…" The girls glanced at each other worriedly.

"Just give it to Gwen already!" Heather grunted out, she doesn't want any of this dramatic effect and she's so tired right now.

"Eh." Chris shrugged his shoulders as he tossed the final marshmallow at the Goth girl.

"Oh, we've all got to go sometime, right?" Izzy giggled, "But first…Whisker time!"

"Noooo-O-O-O-Ooooooooo!" Naruto cried out before he purred into the crazy girl's hands.

"Whisker Time!" Izzy cried as she popped up behind Naruto.

Once again Naruto purred under her assault. But also it was short lived as Heather grabbed the crazy girl and tossed her into her seat. The rest laughed at this, "Poor Naruto," Geoff said shaking his head.

"Maybe his girlfriend will like doing that more often," Cody teased at Bridgette and the girl blushed.

"Now…Good night, everybody!" Izzy pull out a pellet ball, "Thanks for coming out!" The crazy girl throws it down before the pink smoke shrouded her and disappeared in their sight.

"Where did she go?" Owen asked as they looked around for the crazy girl.

Chris leaned to the paralyzed queen bee with a grin, "Being the loser, you realize you still have some unfinished business." He pulled out the mop and bucket from his back.

"Duncan, I require your services." Heather grunted out, she refuse to choose her idiot to do the dirty work for her.

Duncan groaned hoping she would have Naruto help her instead. Heather rolled her eyes, like she was going to let him off so easily and like hell was she going to put her idiot through that.

"Tough luck, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled at the paled punk.

"Oh, and Naruto, you have to give the tiger cub back to the rangers before you go back to your cabin." The host sighed, he was getting tired of the rangers bugging him about the cub.

"Awww, I'll miss you, Tora-chan, dattebayo." The redhead pouted as some campers rolled their eyes.

"Aww," Naruto moaned, "Not Tora-chan."

Heather rolled her eyes, "Knock it off idiot."


And that was a real wild ride huh? Poor animal, force to capture these innocent creatures. Still it was fun at how much we saw how much they suck at real work. While his actions were limit it seems that Naruto has captured more of their girl's hearts. What more drama filled moment will we see next? Will Naruto actually have the stones to pick and girl and will the real Naruto notice anyone. And will this be the last time Naruto will ever see Tora again? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Preview!