Last time on Total Drama Preview; the cast watched some wild animals interact with each other in the forest. Then they had to track down and capture different creatures of the forest such as ducks, raccoons and bears. Some had it easy like Gwen's duck and Duncan's raccoon while others didn't have such luck like Heather having to catch a bear and Owen's failed attempts to tame the savage… (Snickers)...chipmunk. Personally I think the chipmunk came out on top. Because of Naruto's easy time he has with every single animal (which my counterpart didn't forget this time) he had to go a track five different animals including beaver, alligator, snake, fox and the best one of all a tiger. All I can say is…why didn't I think to bring a tiger to the show!? Speaking of animal traits, our lovable Naruto finally found out that another girl on the show not only kissed him but confessed and stated she loved him. Talk about shocker. In the end Gwen won the challenge again and Owen nearly destroyed her meal but Naruto manage to save a single plate of stake. But with one cute look from the tiger Naruto caught, which turns out to be a cub sadly enough, she shared it with the fluff ball. Izzy was once again voted off but got herself one more whisker time before she left. Too bad the real Izzy was denied this little treat for more than a few seconds. And on one final note Naruto became attached to the cub and nearly was unable to let her go. Looks like the ladies have a new object that blocks them from his heart. Will Naruto ever get reunited with Tora? Will he actually land a girl this season and will he actually get one here. He is half of my best sides so that has to count for something. Find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Also a shout out to White fox16, who has been helping me with some of the grammar issues of this story. As I promised I have been updating weekly but that wouldn't be a problem if this was my only story but it isn't. While working on this I seem to realize that I have been neglecting my other work. So I decided that I would update this every Other week so I can work on my other stories. I will still make it on Friday or Saturday at most if something happens.


"I already miss Tora-chan," Naruto muttered sadly.

Heather frowned, "Knock it off idiot. You haven't even met her yet."

Chris chuckled as he started the next episode.

(Boy's cabin)

The next morning, Owen was muttering something about cheese in his sleep before the boys jolted up in their beds as they heard a shout. "Keep it down out there!" Leshawna roared.

"Ugh…Now what!" Duncan grunted as they peeked out to see the helicopter in the sky.

"What's going on out there?" Gwen muttered half-sleepily.

"Is that the doughnut copter?" Owen asked with a grin and the campers gave him a weird look.

"You have some weird dreams dude," Cody muttered as they glanced at Owen.

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island!" Chris grinned at the camera.

"We never left the island at all, dattebayo." Naruto shouted at the helicopter, he was really tired.

Chris scowled as some of the campers chuckled, "Smart ass," he mutters.

"I wasn't talking to you guys!" The host rolled his eyes before cleared his throat as he turn back to the camera, "Over the past six weeks, we've watched seventeen campers push themselves to the limit and then get their butts kicked off the island by their fellow campers. Sucks to be you!" Chris chuckled as he landed the helicopter and walked toward the campers. "Only six campers remain, and after six weeks of bugs, crappy food, and even grosser bathrooms, our six finalists are about this close to losing it." The host smirked, "We strove to come up with the best way to help the campers de-stress, then decided it would be way more fun to handcuff them together and see if we couldn't push 'em over the edge." Chris pulls out a handcuff and twirling it around his finger.

"Did Duncan's parole officer send a care package?" Heather asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Nah…" The host was about to say something but Naruto interrupted him.

"Oh, then it's from one of your fetish collection, dattebayo?" The redhead smirked as some campers snickered at their host.

Some of the campers laughed hard while some looked green not wanting to picture that. Chris crossed his arms and pouts while Kushina giggled next to him. "Glad you find it so amusing" he muttered to her.

Kushina rolled her eyes, "Oh relax he's just messing with you. Besides it wasn't so bad, dattebane."

"It was one time!" Chris cried getting everyone's attention, "and you weren't even the one handcuff so you don't have a say."

Kushina huffed, "Of course I do."

"I didn't need to hear that," Heather whispered to Naruto with a shudder.

"I agree dattebayo."

"…No…" Chris muttered with a glare before he coughed into his hand, "It's all in the name of today's challenge, the tri-armed triathlon!"

"Tri-armed?" Owen tilted his head with quizzical expression, "Like three arms?"

"Yes!" The host grinned, "Three challenges, three teams of two, three arms per team."

"Have you met these people?" Heather asked sarcastically as she glared at the campers, "I am not being chained to any of them!"

"Besides Naruto," Duncan said with a smirk.

Heather blushed as the others snickered.

"Winning team members both get invincibility from tonight's vote." Chris smirked.

"Then I want to pair up with idiot." Heather crossed her arms as she turns her nose up in air.

"Sorry, it's already decided." The host chuckled at the fuming queen bee.

Heather frowned somewhat expecting this "You better not team him up with Goth bitch,"

"Wow really?" Gwen questioned at the new nickname.


(Confession)

"Six long weeks." Gwen sighed, "I don't know how much more of this I can take. At least I'm paired with Naruto instead of Heather. He's one of few people that I can stand around on this island."

"Oh C'mon!" Heather cried.

Chris chuckled knowing he would have done the same thing.

*Static*

"Well, it's kinda cool that I made it to the final six but I don't want to jinx it, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

*Static*

"This place is torture, man." Duncan muttered, "At least in juvie, we had a half-hour of television a day and they kept the lunatics locked up separately. I mean, this outhouse is the only place I can go for peace and quiet." He pointed at the camera with a glare, "Oh, and you do not want to come in here after Owen…" The punk inhaled deeply, "Oh man…And I don't know what Courtney said to Leshawna, but all of sudden, she thinks I'm a 'nice guy' or something, and she wants to be my friend. I don't need any friends! Got that?"

Leshawna rolled her eyes, "uh-huh. Whatever you say."

*Static*

"Yo, this is a shout-out to all my sisters back home." Leshawna waved at the camera, "What's up, y'all? Girl, you would not believe the crazies they got up in here…But I came to win and I'm hanging on, baby! Only five more campers to go."

*Static*

"Why the hell did they pair me with the fatso!" Heather snarled angrily as she stomped all over the floor, "And to make it worse, they pair my idiot with Goth bitch!"

*Static*

"Yeah, baby!" Owen cheered, "Final six! Place at the table! Woo-hoo!"

"Keep it down!" Duncan's voice shouted from outside and the oaf flinched.

"It's pretty awesome to be here." Owen whispered with grin, "I'm so psyched, dude. Woo-hoo."


(Main Lodge)

Leshawna tugged the handcuff before Duncan tugged it back with a scowl as Heather growled at the cowering oaf and Gwen glanced at the chuckling Naruto. "First of our three challenges, competitive chow down!" Chris announced.

"Sweet" Owen said with a chuckle.

"Sounds fun," Naruto agreed.

"Oh, come on." Owen chuckled, "This is like a dream I had once."

"The doughnut-copter dream?" The queen bee scoffed, recalling that he was talking about it early this morning.

"You've had it, too?" The oaf squealed, receiving an eye roll from her.

"No you idiot," Heather corrected, "You told us it not thirty minutes ago."

"Each team will choose a feeder and an eater." The host started to explain their first challenge, "Eaters must put their hands behind them, making it even more difficult for the feeders. One last thing…" He pulls out a key and holds it above him as the campers glanced at it. "This is the wimp key, a skeleton key that will open any handcuffs. You'll be offered the wimp key at each challenge to unshackle yourselves from your teammate." Heather was tempted to take it but Chris' next sentence changed her mind, "But if you choose to accept it, you'll both be eliminated."

"Hello!" Gwen groaned as she rolled her eyes, "How do we win this thing?"

"Chef's getting platters for each team." Chris chuckled at the glaring Goth girl, "Title goes to the team who finishes their platter of delicacies fastest."

"I'll do the chowing down." Duncan said and the sassy girl glared at him.

"I don't think so, scrawny chicken-leg boy!"

"…Arm wrestle for it then." The punk turns his head to her and Leshawna nodded at him.

"You sure you want to eat it?" Harold asked, "I mean Chef is making it for this contest so you know it is not the best tasting."

Duncan shrugged not really caring at what happen.

Naruto chuckled at the fighting team and he turns his head to Gwen. "Which one do you want to do, dattebayo?" The redhead asked with widened grin.

"Hmm, I'll be the feeder." Gwen shrugged, knowing that he will eat anything that Chef made and she didn't want to taste the cook's food one more time at all. She was very glad when the Goth girl noticed the platters as Chef placed them in front of the teams.

The other campers stiffen wide eyed at the food before them. "That does not look safe" Noah stated nervously. He was oh so glad he didn't get that fair in the first season.

Kushina narrowed her eyes, "My baby better not get sick from eating that."

Chef shook his head, "Relax, while it is not the healthiest chicken I made sure they wouldn't die from it. Upset stomachs, yeah. Having that go right through their systems, hell yeah. But they are in no real danger."

Chris pouts angrily, "The producers can be such bullies sometimes. Never let me have some of the good stuff."

"Ooooh! Delicious!" Owen licked his lips at the food before Heather pointed something out.

"I don't think chicken is green in nature."

"Hmm, maybe it's lemon-lime chicken!" The oaf grinned and the queen bee glanced at him with widened eyes, why would he think it's a lemon-lime chicken instead of spoiled chicken?

"When food is concern, Owen doesn't really listen to logic," Harold stated to which several people nodded as they know how Owen was like.

"Gotcha!" Duncan shouted out, won the arm wrestling by cheating and Leshawna shot him a glare as he placed his arms behind his back, forcing the sassy girl to get closer. The eaters followed the punk's action and Gwen smirked at the screaming queen bee as Owen accidentally send her flying to the ground behind his back.

Owen looked sheepish while Heather growled.

"And…Chow!" Chris clapped his hands and chuckled at them as the girls fed the boys at their own pace.

"C-could we go a little slower?" Duncan groaned out with filled mouth and Leshawna just shove the spoon into his mouth.

"Easy woman," Duncan shot at the sassy sister.

"Be lucky I even fed your hard ass," She countered with a glare.

"One, two, three, open!" Gwen said, lifting the spoon to Naruto's mouth and fed him.

"Go faster!" Owen said as he chews his foods with mouth open.

"They won't count it if we drop it." Heather reminded the oaf.

"True I would make it harder for them if they did that," Chris admitted.


"Slow down!" The punk felt like he was about to throw up but the sister ignored him and kept shoving more foods in his mouth.

"Hmm, can you go a little faster, dattebayo?" Naruto swallowed his food and Gwen gave him a nod.

Heather growled at the redhead and the Goth girl. "I am done with this spoon-feeding!" The queen bee turns to Owen with a glare as she picks up the platter, "Open wide!" The oaf opened his mouth before Heather shoves all of the food into his opened mouth. "Chew! Chew it all!"

Heather huff glad her counterpart manage to get the oaf into gear. Naruto chuckled, "you competitive side if showing again Heat-chan."

"It needs to be," Heather said "How else will that oaf get his fat ass moving?"


Chris chuckled at the groaning boys, "The winners are…Heather and Owen!"

"Good job, Owen. Good teamwork." Heather muttered, usually she will attempt to buttering the fatso up but she was not in mood right now.

"Thinking of Naru?" Owen could not help but ask.

Several of the other campers laughed while Heather growled at Owen.

"Um…Thanks." The oaf blinked at her before his stomach rumbled, "Oh, speaking of teamwork, how are you with toilet paper?"

"What! No! No! Noooooo!" The queen bee cried out as Owen ran out of the main lodge with her in tow.

Several campers could not help but wince here. Even if they do not like Heather it was still harsh to put her through that. Kushina also winced while Chris laughed hard. She knew that Heather was not going to be happy after something like that.


(Confession)

"This fatso is next to go!" Heather shivered in fetus position, "And mom, dad…Get me a restraining order on his fat ass…No offense." She said the last part to Owen, revealing that he was inside with her since they were still handcuffed together.

"None taken…" Owen chuckled nervously, he kind of deserve it.

"Did you even get one?" Owen could not help but ask.

"Somewhat," Heather muttered, "Due to use being stars of this show and being on more than one season it was hard to get one. But we did manage to file one where Owen can't come within two hundred feet from my house."

"Well I think that's fine," Owen said rubbing the back of his head. "I kinda deserve it anyways."


(Outside)

Chris waved the key around with a sadistic grin, "Last chance for the tempting wimp key before part two."

"Dare you!" Duncan threatened, glaring at his partner.

"Back at you!" Leshawna shot back.

Owen sighed at his partner, "Look, since you and I aren't really seeing eye to eye on this challenge, maybe we should…"

"Too risky," Heather said with a huff, "without a chance for invincibility I had too much against me."

"Shut up and focus." Heather muttered disinterested, "You're not getting out of this easy." The oaf gave out a whimper, this girl really scared him.

Owen nodded knowing that Heather can be scary. Naruto chuckled and messed Heather's hair, but she just slapped his hand. Harold however shook his head, "She's not that scary."

"What was that?" Heather asked harshly causing Harold and a few less brave campers to duck for cover.

"Nothing!" Harold replied from behind his seat.

"So what's the next challenge, dattebayo?" Naruto asked and the host jabbed his thumb at the beach.

"On this beach, you will find three canoes, one for each team." Chris explained, "Your challenge is to paddle your canoe while wearing handcuffs…" He snickered, jiggled the key in his hand. "All the way to Boney Island. Once there, you will open a package that is waiting for you. GO!" The host shrieked as the campers ran over him to the canoes.


(Beach)

Duncan and Leshawna were first to reach the canoes. "Nuh-uh! I'm riding in front, sweetheart, no arguments!" Duncan ordered as he skidded on his feet.

"Don't you pull that tough-guy stuff with me, sweetheart!" Leshawna growled, "Why don't you just let little Leshawna sit in the front so I can steer?"

Heather chuckled darkly, "Little? Please."

"Oh don't make me come down there white girl!"

"Pfft! Little?" The punk snorted, "Are you kidding me?! You're…"

"Oh, no, no, no, no!" The sassy girl cut him off, "You do not wanna finish that sentence!" They both never noticed that they were falling behind as Naruto chuckled at the infighting team.

"If he was not with Courtney, they sure are acting like a married couple." Gwen smirked, drawing laughter out of the redhead as he pushes their canoe.

Duncan gagged while Leshawna shook her head. Courtney however scowled at that.

"Push it, big boy, like it's a big old truck full of doughnuts." Heather smirked as Owen pushes the canoe into the water.


They rowed for a while until Gwen raised her eyebrow at the quiet redhead, he was too quiet than usual. "Hey, Naruto…" The said camper blinked as he turned to his Goth partner, "Something on your mind?"

"Um…Yeah, I guess so." The redhead resisted the urge to reach for his head, "Just thinking about Bri-chan's confession and my answer to her, dattebayo."

"EEEEEEEEE!" squealed Katie and Sadie the loudest but they were not the only ones. Kushina, Lindsay and Beth also squealed.

Bridgette blushed here and moaned slightly. Naruto also blushed not really sure what to think about that. Heather growled to herself. The surfer girl better not do anything to her idiot. She hoped her counterpart puts her foot down and stops that madness. She was grateful that the real surfer was not interested.

"Oh, did you make your decision?" Gwen asked, she was very curious about his answer.

"Yeah but I'm not going to tell you." Naruto chuckled at the Goth girl as she sighed, "I want Bri-chan to be the first person to know it, dattebayo."

"That's so sweet," Lindsay said with a sigh.

Kushina could not keep the grin off her face. She could not help it, she found the scene too cute and she hoped Naruto got his confession from someone he loves. Owen and several others were looking hopeful seeing as they might have a chance to win the betting pool.

"Well, I guess I'll have to wait until we're done with this stupid show." Gwen mumbled as they kept rowing toward Boney Island.


"Come on, paddle!" Duncan growled, "I'm doing all the work here, and I know my half of the canoe isn't the heavier half."

"Ohhh," Leshawna growled, "You're cruising for a bruising boy."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Duncan muttered not really caring.

"Oh, you're about to get my paddle up somewhere you don't want it to be…" Leshawna tightened her grip on the oar.

"Well, I'm about to get up in your face, and if I do, you are not gonna like it."

"Oh, yeah?" The sister raised her eyebrow, "I don't think you will. I think you talk a big game, but underneath, you're nothing but a big cream puff."

"Says who?" The punk growled.

"I've got eyes." Leshawna smirked, "You've got it bad for Courtney." Duncan opened his mouth but the sassy girl cut him off, "And don't you even try to deny it."

"Pfft!" Duncan counter to Leshawna "So what? She's hot and anyone would like her." He then noticed Courtney was looking at him surprised. He stammered "I-I mean at least until you see how much of a pain she can be."

Courtney huffed before she crossed her arms and turned away. But she did have a small smile on her face.

"That's all you got?" Duncan chortled, "Big deal, she's hot…"

"She told me about Bunny." The punk paled at her sentence.

"OH MAN!" The punk groaned before he gave the smirking sassy girl a deadly glare, "Not a word to anyone…That goes for you too, cameraman!" The cameraman sweated under the punk's glare.

"Stupid camera," Duncan muttered bitterly "Stupid bunny. Stupid nice guys ruining my image."


(Boney Island)

Heather rolled her eyes at Owen as he kept blabbing something about feelings and that no one listens to him. "Owen, no offense, but I really don't care." The queen bee growled at the oaf before standing up on their canoe and pointed at the backpacks, lying on the shoreline. "There! On the shore! Hurry up!" As soon as they reach the island, the handcuffed partners ran to their package and opened it, only to gasp at the piece of cursed tiki idol.

Beth gulped seeing that again and tried to hide herself in her seat.

"Welcome to the second part of the second challenge." Chris said with his megaphone from the helicopter, "Back in the episode eight, Beth stole the Boney Island tiki doll."

"She said she returned that!" Gwen pointed out as her team finally reaches the shore in second place.

"She lied!" Chris replied, "She broke it up and flushed it down the septic tank." The queen bee and the oaf recoiled in disgust, realized they just touched it.

"How did you get that anyways?" Chef asked.

"We had an intern dug for it" Chris replied with a shrug.

"Um, won't that kinda bring down a huge curse on Beth since she broke the tiki idol, dattebayo?" Naruto gulped nervously.

Beth gulped knowing she was nervous doing that. She felt somewhat surprised when nothing happen after she was voted off. Though she wondered if it was a delay curse seeing as after she won the second season she and Lindsay were ban from France and had to use the money she won to get the two of them out of jail.

"Maybe! It's all fine as long as it doesn't affect me!" Chris chuckled, "The pieces in those packs need to be returned to the cave of treacherous terror…And you want to do it double quick, 'cause the longer you have the doll, the worse your luck." Leshawna and Duncan finally showed up on the shoreline as Chris adds more information. "Oh, yeah! One of you has to piggyback the other. Enjoy!" The campers watch on as the helicopter flew away.

"Yeah I added that one at the last minute," Chris admitted, "It seemed to add to the challenge."

"Hop on, cowgirl!" Owen grinned at Heather as she smiled, glad that she don't have to lift a finger.

"That was nice of you Owen, dattebayo" Naruto said.

"Yeah," Owen said rubbing his head, "I felt like I had to make up for what I did before. Plus I didn't think she would have been able to carry me."

"Got that right," Heather muttered.

"Well, a guy's got his limit." Duncan raised his hands in surrender, causing Leshawna to sneering at him. "I'm not going to carr…" The sassy girl lunged at him and starts to beat him up.

"Wow, they're like oil and water, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, bending his legs down to let the Goth girl climb on his back.

"Yeah they were," Geoff said chuckling at the memory. "Though I think we were kinda the same Gwen."

Gwen smiled, "yeah but we made it through though."

"Yeah, you got that right." Gwen smirked as she adjusted their tied arms to make it comfortable for them and the redhead ran off with her, never noticing the jealous glare from the queen bee.


(Woods)

The Goth girl didn't know how long it has been since they got here on the Boney Island and checked her map on Naruto's back. "Wait, hang on." Gwen said as the redhead stopped on the spot and glance at her over his shoulder. "I think we're lost." She mumbled, turning the map around.

"Can I see it?" Naruto asked, earning a nod from his partner.

"I think we are here…" Gwen muttered as she pointed at the spot on the map and Naruto tilted his head. "I think we should go east, what do you think?"

Gwen moaned, "And when things were going so well,"

Naruto chuckled, "it doesn't seem that bad dattebayo."

"The east? Sure, let's go, dattebayo." The redhead smiled at the Goth girl as he started to run again.

"Yeah…It's good thing that I'm with you instead of any guys that I can't stand…I wonder what will happen if Geoff was in your place?" Gwen sighed, she really can't stand party people since she don't have any common with them.

Geoff could not help but chuckle. If it wasn't for the fact these were separate events or whatever he would think that was a joke at them.

"I'm sure you would yell at him a lot, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Yeah, you're right." The Goth girl smirked.

"Wow he knows you so well," Trent said with a small teasing grin.

Gwen rolled her eyes but she had a small blush on her face, "so we get along. That just means he's a nice guy. Kinda the opposite of Heather."

Heather glared not liking how both that version of the Goth girl and this version are somewhat close. She had to work to make sure Gwen doesn't sink her Goth claws into idiot.


"Giddy up, fella." Heather said as they reach the cave, only to stop in front of the cave as Owen screamed at something and the queen bee looked up to see a hanging spider. "Easy there, boy." Heather attempted to calm the oaf down, but it end in vain after the spider jumped on his face, causing him to scream out and ran away from the cave with the queen bee in tow.

"Huh," Duncan muttered as he never knew that part, "That's convenient."

Duncan smirked at the retreating team as Leshawna ran toward the cave, "We're in. Just few more steps…" He paused to see the woolly beavers in the cave, "…You can take them, Leshawna."

"If I saw there I would be able to defend you Leshawna," Harold said puffing out his chest.

Most of the campers rolled their eyes while Naruto grin, "Maybe we can take a trip to Bony Island and you can show everyone. I can even bring s few to you so you won't have to waste time looking for them?"

Harold paled at the thought of actually going up against several woolly beavers. "Nah…I'm good."

The campers laughed, with Chris laughing the hardest next to equally laughing Kushina, "Oh god that was brilliant! I'm so proud."

"You crazy back there? Ain't nobody that tough!" The sassy girl cried out as she ran away from the cave, chased by the woolly beavers.

"Naruto could've handled it," Eva reminded them having remember several time any animal was practically a docile pet to him.

"True," Heather agreed, "Idiot couldn't have handled it with ease."

"Aw," Naruto said rubbing the back of his head with his cheeked slightly red, "You guys are making me blush dattebayo."

"This is a disaster!" Gwen groaned, noticing the retreating campers as soon as they finally show up. "I think they already beaten us."

"Well…Let's just toss the piece in there and get it done with, dattebayo." Naruto sighed and the Goth girl nodded as she tossed the piece into the cave. They were about to walk back until they heard Chris announced from the helicopter above them.

"And that's a point for the Gwen and Naruto dream team!"

"I did wonder how we got the point," Gwen muttered but could not really complain.

"Wait, what?!" Gwen blinked confusing before cheered as she hugged Naruto's head, "We did it!" The redhead blushed lightly at the soft feelings on the back of his head and chuckled at her reaction, he didn't expect that the Goth girl could be happy to get a victory.

"Now campers, go back to Total Drama Island for your third challenge! McLean away!"

Kushina rolled her eyes, "like anyone is dumb enough to say something like that. But then again you always thought highly of yourself dattebane."

Chris pouts, "No need to be mean about it. Besides the fans love it."


(Total Drama Island: Outside)

"So an awesome day, huh?" Chris smirked at the incoming teams and they noticed there were three tables, covered with pink blankets. "Moldy food fight, carnivorous beavers." The host winked as the teams choose their tables, "But it's time for someone to win this thing. Point each for everyone but Leshawna and Duncan, who could still pull a stopper. Today's final challenge…" Chris yanked the blanket off to reveal the wooden heads of eliminated campers.

"Aah!" Owen screamed, believed them to be real dismembered heads.

"Relax!" Heather huffed, "It's just wooden heads."

"Still freaky," Owen muttered.

"I hear yeah," DJ nodded with a shiver, "I would've been freaking out too."

"The totem pole of shame and humiliation." Chris grinned, "Your task, assemble the heads in the order in which your comrades were voted out…Unless you want the wimp key." The host wiggled his eyebrows as he jiggled the key, "No? Time for heads to roll!"

"Lame!" Kushina cried giving the real Chris a thumbs down.

"It was not!" Chris countered, "It was the perfect one liner."

"You were bad at those ever since we started dating dattebane," Kushina pointed out, before she smirked "you might have become an old man but you are still a man child."

"Hey!" Chris cried getting annoyed. If it was anyone else he would have made a jab at her age since they would only be a year apart at most but Chris knew that would only lead to him getting hit…hard. See he can be taught.

Kushina smirked in victory as she crossed her arms, "Too bad you never gotten any taller."

The rest of the viewers laughed hard, even Chef wasn't holding back his laughed while Chris sputtered, "Hey! That was uncalled for!"

"Want to do it backwards so we can have more time to figure out the rest, dattebayo?" Naruto asked.

"That's not bad idea." Gwen smirked at him as they looked through the heads.


"Nice guy Justin." Owen grinned at the model's head as Heather pick it up, "Look, even this wood carving of him is smoking hot!" The queen bee suddenly turned her head to the oaf with widened eyes, "Um, I mean, it's a good carving…His features are so chiseled…I mean someone chiseled them really well!"

'I'm starting to think he might be bisexual…'

Owen winced but as he glanced at the others they glanced with way but most of them just shrugged not really caring or have already guess that from the years they have known him.

Heather rolled her eyes before smirked at two certain campers' heads. "Well, look who I found…"

"Lind!" The oaf grinned as he grabbed the head of his girlfriend, "I miss you, my sweet gal…" The queen bee stared at the oaf with weird look as he starts to make out with the fake head.

"Wow," Cody joked rolling his eyes, "Talk about really missing his girl.

"Kinda sad really," Justine added before he smirked "Now if it was my head it would be totally understandable."

Tyler looked away knowing that he might have done the same.


"Gwen, you alright?" Naruto asked as he put Bridgette's head under Lindsay, noticing that the Goth girl was staring at Trent's head.

"Oh, yeah…It's just that I have to make up with him after the show…" Gwen sighed and the redhead nodded at her, they were technically still together since neither of them called it off yet.

"Let's see what our most augmentative team is up to." Chris said as he walks past them, toward Duncan and Leshawna's table. He blinked at the punk and becomes curious about what the punk was carving on Courtney's head. "What's that?" The host grabbed the head and shows it to the camera, ignoring Duncan's protesting. "Oh that's rich. Our tough guy is really a softie inside!" Chris laughed at him.

"Up yours Chris," Duncan shot back before she got a slightly smug look, "Like you wouldn't have done something if it was for Kushina."

Chris gasped at the claim and glanced at his old flame as she raised a brow wondering what he would said. After a minute he muttered, "No comment."

"That's not funny!" Duncan growled at him before a wooden head hit the host in face and the punk turned to his smirking partner.

"Who said we got to be tough all the time?" Leshawna said and the punk gave her a grateful nod.


Owen growled at his partner as she kept insulting his friends, he never liked it when someone made fun of his friends. "Can we stop talking about this!?" The oaf asked with a glare but Heather ignored him. "That's it!" Owen roared as he dragged the queen bee to the host, "Where's the wimp key?!"

"Stop!" Heather cried out, only to cut off by Chris as he announced the winner of the final challenge.

"We…Have…A…Winner!" The host mumbled dazedly, "Ledonca and Shewanean take it…That means anybody can get voted off tonight…" The campers winced as he fall down to the ground with a thump.

"So who's going now?" Trent asked.

"Could be anyone," Cody added, "I mean the only difference was Naruto in Geoff's spot but I'm not sure anyone would vote for him."

"True," Noah added looking at his notebook, "He is rather popular with the rest like Geoff but then again will it be enough to keep him safe?"

"Oh, man…And we were so close." Gwen sighed, they got confused with who was out in fourth and fifth place.

"At least we were doing well today, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and the Goth girl nodded, they were the only team that did not have any conflict all day.

"No fun at all," Chris pouts wishing his son would help bring on the drama.

Kushina slapped the back of his head, "Shush you."


(Confession)

"Mama always said if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, in which case…Mama, papa, please put it on mute for a while…"

"This should be good," Gwen smirked.

Heather scowled knowing this was not going to be enjoyable.

Owen said and paused for a while before he takes a deep breath, "Heather is the meanest, nastiest, the biggest bitch in all of Kalamazoo! She's a total bitch! In Lind's word, Heather is a two-faced, backstabbing, lying, little motherfucker!"

"Go O!" Lindsay cheered.

"I'm impress," Duncan admitted.

"Who knew he could grow a pair?" Chef asked Chris.

"It was a surprise but great for ratings and drama."

He panted before glanced at the other side, "No offense."

"Oh, none taken." Heather shrugged, it turns out that she was standing next to him. "I've been called worse than that." She patted his arm, "I sort of respect you for it."

"Really?"

"Really?" Owen himself repeated before he giggled, "Wow."

Heather glared at him, "You do know I will kill you if you ever say anything like that in front of me right?"

Owen gulped in fear but nodded quickly.

"Yes…But if you do it again in front of me, I will make sure that no one will ever find you like this Jimmy Hoffa guy." The oaf whimpered under the queen bee's glare.

"And now they shrunk again," Chef corrected rolling his eyes.

"Totally weak will." Chris added with a small nod "can't even talk back to a girl like that."

Kushina cleared her throat and Chris stiffen. "And what does that supposed to mean dattebane?"

"Nothing! I was just talking nonsense!"

"That's what I thought."


(Campfire)

"You've all cast your votes and made your decisions." Chris smirked at the campers, "The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must go immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back, ever. The first marshmallow goes to…" He tossed the marshmallows out to the campers, "Gwen…Owen…Naruto…Heather…Now it's down to you, Duncan and Leshawna." The host chuckled as he juggled the final marshmallow in his hand.

Duncan and Leshawna looked at the screen in worry. They remember that neither one was voted off this episode here but then again they weren't the last two to be picked. Noah made a small note before he waited to see who the next person to leave was.

"…" Duncan scowled at the sassy girl as she sends him a glare.

"…" The campers stared at them.

"…Duncan!"

"Oh man!" Leshawna groaned in her hands.

"Ah really?" Leshawna asked disappointed. "At least last time I was voted off by mistake. But now I was voted off before Heather by the others? That ain't right."

"Well it is as it should be," Heather gloats with a grin causing the sassy sister to glare at her.

"Sorry, girl." Chris smirked at her since he was mad at her for the head injury, "The dock of shame is hollering for you!"

"I'll miss you, girl." Gwen sighed, hugging the sassy girl.

"Good luck, girlfriend…Kick Heather's ass for me."

"I will." The Goth girl smirked at her as Leshawna walks toward the dock of shame.

"Not this time!" Heather proclaim. "This time I have idiot backing me up. I won't lose now."

"I'll help anyway I can Heat-chan dattebayo."

"Bye, Les!" Owen waved with the campers, watching the boat of loser shipped off.

"Now campers, you are going to just relaxing this week." Chris announced as the remaining campers blinked at him and someone was about to ask him but the host walked away from them.

"I'm not sure if I should be worried or not." Owen gulped.

"Oh isn't this the episode where he comes by to see us?" Katie asked aloud.

"Yeah with the others that were voted off." Sadie added.

"Yeah I was voted off because of that," Leshawna remembered before she grinned, "But since that I'm there now we can actually vote Heather off."

"And it will go wrong again," Noah said as he made final note, "Anyone else can be voted off."

Heather was quite. She had a funny feeling she was not going to like the next episode.


Well it seems that some campers can actually get along. Too bad it couldn't have happen here as some of the girls would love to be chained to Naruto. *sigh* romance, jealousy rivalries and a boy as dense as his mother. So much drama and I love it! Next time we will take a look at what the other losers think as we check them out. Who will they decided to vote off next time since it can't be Leshawna? Who do they wish to win Total Drama Island and what will they think of Naruto? What other crushes and actions will we see next time on Total…Drama…Preview!