Last time on Total Drama Preview; the campers watched who got along with who when they are cuffed together. Without Geoff being there Gwen was force to being cuffed to Naruto much to Heather's displeasure. The two of them seem to actually get along, too bad we can't say the same for the other teams. We saw Owen traumatizing Heather and see Duncan get man handled by Leshawna. In the end it was a free for all in the voting and to everyone surprise Leshawna was the next to take a trip on the boat of loser. Now we have a slightly different final five with Heather, Gwen, Owen, Duncan and my boy Naruto. Who will make it to the end? Who will be the next to go? Will my boy show the world how good he is and prove where he gets his best gene from? ("Yeah, his mother.") Quite Chef! Anyway find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Also a shout out to White fox16, who has been helping me with some of the grammar issues of this story. Now I know I have been promising to update this every other week but the problem is it is getting harder and harder to do. Between problems we have been getting with White Fox and myself there have been issues of trying to find a new job and all sort of crazy stuff that you all probably wouldn't care too much about. So while I cannot promise a schedule I will promise I will work to get not only this out as fast as I can but my other work out as well. Please don't hate me for this but I am trying here. This is a bit harder than it looks people so please cut me some slack. I will get stuff out as soon as I can. Thank you.


Owen giggled as he munched on his snacks, "Man I get to see what you guys did when we were on the island. Should be awesome."

Kushina however glanced at Chris, "Did you cheap out on them dattebane?"

Chris huffed, "I will have you know I did no such thing. I wanted to rub it in their faces when they got there what they were missing."

(Main Lodge)

A several days went by and the campers were having their breakfast in peace. "Did you just see Chris at the dock?" Duncan asked with raised eyebrow, "Do you think we're going to have a challenge today?"

"Nah, I asked Chef and he said that they are doing a special episode with the eliminated contestants, dattebayo." Naruto replied, finished his fifty bowl of ramen.

"Oh this is where he visit us," Beth realized.

"Didn't we accidently vote Lequisha off?" Lindsay asked.

Leshawna sighed but figured since she was already voted off she might be able to convince everyone to vote Heather off. It was not like they can vote someone everyone liked again.

(Dock)

"In today's special episode of Total Drama Island." Chris grinned at the camera, "You've been watching Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Naruto, and Owen make their way to the final five. It's been a long month so we decided to give our weary finalists some time off to contemplate how far they've gotten and enjoy all the campgrounds have to offer." The host chuckled, "But what happens to the campers after they walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers and leave the camp? Where are these rejects living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserves to win hundred grand? The losers are about to let it all hang out." Chris paused to take a breath, "And you don't wanna miss a word! Coming up on Total Drama Island's special episode!"

"…Cut!" The cameraman called out.

"Memo to myself, find a better writer…" Chris mumbled to himself as he starts up his Jet Ski and ride off to a certain location.

Chris sighed, "You can never find any good writer anywhere."

"They probably have better things to do then to write for you, dattebane" Kushina suggested innocently with a smile.

Chris scowled at her before turning to glare at a snickering Chef.

(Playa De Losers Resort)

"Welcome to Playa De Losers!" Chris announced as he pulled up to the dock on his jet ski, "The all-inclusive luxury resort where our campers are sent after being brutally voted out of the game to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality-show has-beens." The host walks into the pool area, gesturing at the teenagers as they relaxed and did their own activities. "When we are down to the two final competitors…" He paused to watch Justin dived into the pool from the diving board, "Their fate will be in the hands of these eighteen losers!"

"Wait a minute," Gwen said, "if our 'fate' was in their hands then why did we do another challenge by ourselves?"

"I had a last minute change," Chris admitted. "I convince the producers to change it since it would make it like we weren't coping other survival shows."

"That and you wanted to show your games that were rejected," Chef added.

"That too."

Gwen frowned but wasn't too upset since it already happen.

(Bar Pool)

"Ah, he is so cute!" Sadie squealed to Noah as she watches Justin flipped his wet hair back. She lean back before giving out a cry as she falls into the small pool, splashing the bookworm's shirt.

"Ugh, get my shirt wet, why don't you?" Noah groaned softly, thankful that his book didn't get wet.

"Sorry, Noah." Sadie giggled, "Whoo! You should come in. It's so nice."

"No, thanks." The bookworm rolled his eyes, "Go ask Katie to join you."

"Nah, she's still making out with Cody over there." They glanced at the couple as they made out on the lounge chair.

Both Cody and Katie blushed seeing their counterparts going at it. Geoff blinked before he cheered, "Whoo! Way to go little dude!"

"Wow," Cody muttered thinking his counterpart was lucky to get a girl like that so early. Then he remembered his girlfriend and knew that she would go crazy seeing that.

"Reminds me of how Geoff and Bridgette were after the first season," Noah muttered still finding that fact Cody and Katie together crazy.

"…They're still making out for days…" Noah face palmed and the chubby girl giggled at him.

"Yea…Ow!" Sadie yelped out, "Something bit me! Is it the sharks?!" She quickly climbs out of the pool into the chair and stares at the water with widened eyes.

Katie and Sadie hugged each other worried for the girl on screen.

Noah rolled his eyes, "Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water, Brainiac."

"But I just saw the sharks getting seaweed mud warps." The bookworm raised his eyebrow at the chubby girl, he was not sure if she was just making it up.

The sharks sighed blissfully with the farmer girl as they relaxed on the chairs.

"I forgot Jaw was no docile before the toxic waste," Chris muttered.

"Not too docile." Chef reminded him, "Still was mean, but knew how to relax. Still I kinda like how Jaws in now."

"We don't," Gwen muttered remembering the mean walking shark.

Noah shakes his head at Sadie as she shivers at the water until Izzy appeared out of the water with a huge grin. "Sorry about that." The crazy girl giggled, "I just had the urge to bite something, have you ever felt that? Like you just have to sink your teeth into something? Maybe that's how the sharks feel, huh?" They stared at each others, "Okay, bye!" Izzy take a deep breath and ducked under the water.

Izzy giggled before she glanced at Naruto and wondered what it would be like if she bit him or if he bit her. Heather however growled noticing the look and not liking the feeling she was getting from the crazy girl.

(Hot Tub)

Chris walks over to the teenagers inside the hot tub and smirked at them. "As you can see, our campers have made themselves comfortable here at our resort."

"Dude, this resort is off the charts!" Geoff waved at the host from the hot tub with Ezekiel, Leshawna, and Bridgette.

"Thanks, bro!" Chris chuckled.

(Poolside)

"Can you believe this place is right around the corner from this crappy campground?" Trent smirked and DJ nodded his head as he put his hands behind his head.

"It was kinda crazy," Trent agreed getting nods from several campers.

"Now this is what I'm talkin about. I could hang here for a while." DJ smiled at his pet bunny as it hopped on his lap and before he knew it, an eagle snatched the rabbit up.

DJ gasped seeing this again as he nearly fainted.

"Bunny!" The giant cried out as he watched the eagle dropped the bunny into the grill and ran up to it to get his burned bunny. "Yo, get me a medic for my bunny!"

(Swimming Pool)

Lindsay rubbed the sunscreen on her legs and smiled at the camera. "I love being a loser. This is so much more my style." The bombshell glanced at the resort, "If I'd known how fab this place was, I would've gotten my butt kicked off in the first episode."

"Yeah, did you see the sweet gym inside?" Tyler jerked his head at the resort as he swam across the pool.

(Hot Tub)

"Yo, yo, dawg, check it out, eh!" Ezekiel throws the gangster signs around, attempting to show off his new 'Z' necklace. "Being famous has totally changed my life. I'm just kickin it, yo, get me some fly bling too, you like, eh?"

"The boy is asking for a good whoopin." Leshawna glared at the prairie boy.

"How did you think we felt for dealing with him for nearly the whole season?" Eva asked remembering how she nearly killed him a few times. At least he was, and she can't believe she is saying this, smart enough to stay away from her.

(Bar Pool)

"Look, someone's bikini bottom." Izzy hold up the green bikini bottom.

Izzy giggled, "Ooohh, some girl is going to be embarrassed."

"…I think that's your." Sadie looked into Noah's eyes as the crazy girl checked herself.

Izzy blinked, "Oh right those were mine."

"Genius that one is," Heather muttered.

"Oh crap, it is." Izzy quickly dived underwater, unaware that she just exposed herself to the camera.

"…I just saw something that I can't unsee…" The bookworm mumbled with widened eyes.

Izzy however giggled as they saw the uncensored version and were wide eyed, "See? I am a real red head."

"I noticed," Owen muttered with a blush.

(Poolside)

Courtney flipped through her magazine before she tossed it away and glared at the camera with crossed her arms. "I don't care how nice this place is, I'm not supposed to be here!" Courtney growled, "After I was kicked off, I found out exactly what went on the night I was eliminated…It was all Harold's fault!" The CIT slammed her hand on the chair as the nerd peeked out of the bush, "I should be in the final five right now!

Heather scoffed, "I doubt it."

"Like you would have been able to beat me," Courtney added with a glare.

"Who made it to the final three here?" Heather asked with a smirk.

Courtney growled but did not rise to the bait.

When I find that little twerp, I'm going to grab hold of him and wring his skinny, awkward, little neck!" She quickly stands up as the cowering nerd ducked back in his bush, "You hear me, Harold! I know you're hiding around here somewhere! I will make you suffer like what Naruto did to you!"

Harold shivered remembering what Naruto did. The others shivered as well while Naruto laughed sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head. Duncan scoffed slightly 'There is no way she would be able to do anything worst to the nerd then what Whiskers did to him.'

"Okay, I guess what I did to Courtney and Naruto was pretty heinous." Harold whispered to the camera as he crawls under the bushes, "It's just that Duncan wouldn't stop bugging me and if he found it out from Naruto, he would really kill me!" He peeked out to see the CIT ripped the lamppost out of the ground and gulped with widened eyes. "This bites!" Harold groaned as he sneaks over to the musician, "Hey, Trent, slide me some baloney." The nerd whispered and Trent just shrugged his shoulders as he tossed the food to the nerd.

"Ooh, why are you helping him, eh?" Ezekiel raised his eyebrow at Trent, "He's a traitor, eh."

"True." The musician nodded, "But he doesn't deserve to starve to death…And I think he really learned his lesson from Naruto's revenge."

Courtney crossed her arms, "No he didn't. He still needs to pay."

(Bar Pool)

"Well, I was pretty shocked to be the third camper to be eliminated." Noah muttered as he read his book, "Apparently I wasn't bossy, manipulative, or dangerous enough to make it through. You can't say that I wasn't a team player, though."

Heather huffed knowing he was useless in that challenge. Sure she figured he might have been worst then Tyler or even Harold but he should have done something besides sit around while they did all the work.

"Yeah, you were." Leshawna said sarcastically as she rolled her eyes.

"Oh, my gosh!" Sadie gushed with Katie, "We have so much to tell you since we've been here!"

"Can I say hi to my peeps back home?" The tanned girl grinned, "What's up, Toronto?"

"We're having so much fun here!" The chubby girl squealed, "This resort rocks!"

"Yeah, Total Drama Island was really hard. We even survived our first major fight, that was so sad but we totally recovered." Katie sighed.

Katie and Sadie grinned at each other knowing their friendship is as strong as ever since to Total Drama.

"Totally!" Sadie nodded, "And even through that was all, like, so majorly hard, nothing was as hard as when we were separated…" She smirked at the tanned girl, "But it's a good thing because my BFF gets a cute boyfriend and I'm so, like, jealous of her!" Katie blushed harder as Cody chuckled next to her.

"You are so lucky." Sadie gushed to a blushing Katie.

(Poolside)

Courtney hit some bushes and checks the surrounding for the nerd before glancing at the camera. "I'm in middle of filing a lawsuit for wrongful termination of competition." The CIT informed as she pointed at the relaxing teenagers, "These people are witnesses! I was unfairly kicked off!"

Chris groaned and rubbed his forehead, "that again? Man it was annoying enough the first time."

Kushina rolled her eyes. "You are such a baby dattebane. You are over reacting like always."

"No I'm not," Chris added glancing at her, "besides you would feel the same if her lawsuit makes things very difficult for our son for no good reason."

Kushina paused as she blinked thinking this over. Her face turned into a small scowl as she didn't like the idea of someone messing with her baby. Courtney gulped hoping beyond hope that her lawsuit didn't do anything to Naruto because she did not want to be facing an angry Kushina.

"I didn't see a thing, man." Trent inputted as he help DJ patching up his pet rabbit.

"Must have missed that episode." Noah shrugged with bored expression.

"What's she talking about?" Sadie asked with raised eyebrow.

"I'll tell you later." Katie whispered to her BFF.

"Didn't see it, don't care." Eva grunted out as she walks past them with her dumbbells.

Courtney scowls at them, "You guys are a big help. Why couldn't you see I was-"

"Give it a rest!" Eva shouts, "No one here cares!"

"Oh, you all know what happened!" Courtney stomped her feet, "I know you all watched the episode of Nametag Hunter! You should know that Harold rigged the votes twice!"

"Hey, give him a break…" Ezekiel said before the CIT jabbed her lamppost in his face, knocked him out.

"Aww, I was about to take a crack at him." Leshawna smirked at the downed farmer boy.

(Buffet Table)

"How would I characterize my experience?" Eva stabbed her fork into the streaks and placed them on her plate. "Easy…It sucked." The bodybuilder grunted, "My anger-management issues improved a bit…"

"Really?" Tyler asked with a raised brow.

Eva just grunts not caring to reply too much.

"Heeey, fine lady, eh!" Ezekiel slide up to her and Eva just knocked him out again, this time with a punch.

"That felt good," Eva admitted and some of the other campers nodded.

(Bar Pool)

"Did I get anything out of this experience?" Noah raised one of his eyebrows, "No. It was completely and totally uneventful."

"He kissed a guy!" Izzy cried out with a grin.

Noah scowled while crossing his arms as Cody made himself try and look smaller.

"No, I didn't!"

"Yes, you did!"

"Didn't!"

"Did!"

"Did not!"

"Did, did, did, did!" The crazy girl sing-songed.

Trent cleared his throat to catch their attention, "Uh, I can break this tie…He totally did." Noah glanced at Cody before shifted his eyes to the camera.

"…I have no comment."

Noah groaned as did Cody while the others chuckled at them.

"Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!" Lindsay ran up to the bar pool with paper in her hands, "I got a letter from my sister that said there is a picture of me with O in star stalker magazine! Yeah!"

"Yeah!" Katie and Sadie squealed with the bombshell.

"Congratulation…" Noah droned with eye roll, "You just peaked. It's all downhill from there, honey."

"Maybe if I get an eating disorder or my boobs done, I'll get on cover!" Lindsay smiled.

"…I don't think Owen would like that if you have an eating disorder." The bookworm muttered and the bombshell gasped with hands on her mouth.

"You really don't need it honey," Kushina said with a smile down to the girl, "I'm sure he wants you to be just as you are dattebane."

"Ahh thanks Kushina," Lindsay replied.

"How come she can get your name right without trouble?" Chris complained softly while his old flame stuck her tongue out cheekily at him.

"You're totally right! I'll just get my boobs done then!" Noah just face palmed at her.

Owen blinked remembering that his counterpart and that Lindsay were together "I'm sure he wouldn't say no." he added hopefully.

Tyler scowled not liking to be reminded of how he 'lost' his girl to Owen of all people.

"So, Trent, if you could say something to one of five remaining campers, what would it be?" Chris asked with a smirk as he walks up to them.

"Um…" Trent rubbed his head, "I guess I'd tell Gwen that I was rooting for her and that it was a huge misunderstanding when Heather tricked everyone…I also forgive her for kissing Naruto, I totally understand the situation."

Trent glanced at a blushing Gwen with a smile, "Yeah I totally understand."

Heather growled but kept herself from trying to jump at Gwen while Naruto blushed and didn't look at anyone in the eyes.

"Really, no anger toward them? No jealousy? Oh come on!" The host throws his arms up in air, "Why does some people keep forgiving people too easy?!"

"Oh!" Izzy jumped into the pool, "If you excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom."

"…" The teenagers and host glanced at each other before they realized something and the teenagers lift their legs up in air from the chair. "Ew!"

"What? It's not like you did it before." The crazy girl shrugged at them, why everyone keeping acting like they never went in the pool before.

"Freak," Heather and Courtney muttered disgusted.

(Buffet Table)

"Okay, you've seen how the losers are spending their time." Chris chuckled, walking toward the griller. "Now it's time to find out what they think of the final five."

"Heather can kiss my ass!" Eva snarled into the camera, "It's all her fault I'm stuck in this place! She is a scum-sucking backstabbing bitch, and I'm gonna enjoy watching her go down!"

Heather would have smirked but she felt Eva glaring at her so she kept quiet and still.

"Wow!" Chris blinked at her, "Tell us how you really feel."

"…I just did." The bodybuilder deadpanned and the host silently pointed at Izzy as she cooked the coconuts. "…Oh…" Eva blushed out of embarrassment and stomped away.

"Did you know that cooked coconuts are so tasty, huh?" The crazy girl giggled, "Well, I think Heather is a total psycho…I'm totally supporting Red because he has something that tells us that he will make it all way to the end."

(Poolside)

Courtney glanced around and growled angrily at the fact that she can't find this stupid nerd. "Heather is a formidable competitor." The CIT said, "But I can't say I approve of her tactics. I mean, tricking everyone into thinking that Trent was cheating on Gwen the whole time…So uncalled for." She walked off, never noticed the rustling bushes as Harold peeks out.

Heather couldn't help but smirk her until she heard Kushina say from above her, "We are still going to talk about that Heather."

"It was kinda mean Heat-chan." Naruto added.

"Oh shut up," she muttered.

"Heather was definitely the scariest female on the island, but I can totally handle her." He smirked before the nerd blinked, "Did you hear something?"

"There you are, you little traitor!" The nerd paled at the familiar voice and look up to see the lamppost coming at his face.

"Not the face! Not the face!" The lamppost slowly aims at the lower spot, "Back to the face! Yes, the face!"

Harold crossed his legs and she shivered in horror.

"Oh, poor sucker." Trent snickered at the agony of the nerd.

"Wow!" Lindsay stared at the scene, "Glad she wasn't my CIT."

Courtney huffed crossing her arms, "you don't know why you were missing. I was a perfect CIT."

"Sure you were," Duncan muttered.

"So, Trent, Lindsay, give us your take on Heather." Chris said, standing next to them.

"I hope I never meet anyone like her ever again." The musician nodded his head.

"She is really mean, like, really mean." Lindsay said.

(Hot Tub)

"She was pretty bossy, eh?" Ezekiel asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh, she was so totally bossy!" Katie groaned as she leans against her boyfriend's chest.

"Yeah, she really scared me sometimes." Cody gulped.

Heather was looking smug again while Naruto shook his head. He knew his friend was just playing with them.

"Telling her off was the best moment of my life." Beth placed her hands on hip with glare.

"If none of us even like her, how did Heather make it to final?" Sadie asked unsurely.

"I like her dattebayo," Naruto added with a frown.

"Okay Naruto helped out here," Trent admitted.

"True," Leshawna agreed. "Naruto is a big help to her at times."

Heather grinned before it fell when Naruto messed with her hair. She slapped the hand away and scowled at him.

"Because she is a conniving backstabbing, little bitch!" Everyone glanced to see Eva swallowing her steak in one bite.

"Girl, I hear you there!" Leshawna grunted with narrowed eyes, "I hope she is next to being voted out."

"Not likely," Heather added, "I am heading to the finals here."

(Bar Pool)

"Who would I like to win?" Courtney tucked her hair behind ear with lightly blush, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I'd have to pick Duncan." She giggled, "Don't tell the others though, okay?"

"We already knew," Most of them said as one.

"Oh shut up!"

"Oh, we already know you were all over him." Everyone said in unison.

"My golden lab drools less over a rib-eye steak." Noah smirked, taking a sip from his drink.

"And we eavesdropped again!" Lindsay giggled as the CIT groaned into her hands.

(Poolside)

"Duncan?" DJ smiled with Bunny, "Man, he is one tough dude. I saw him wrestle with a grizzly bear to the ground. I'm so glad that Naruto was there to make sure nothing got out of hand."

Duncan blinked and frowned at Naruto for ruining his guy's fun.

(Tree)

Harold whimpered, attempting to get out of the tied lamppost and glanced at the ground. "Duncan, I hate that guy." The nerd said, "He made me pee my pants. He drew on my face with marker…"

"Nah, it was Geoff." Noah said as he walks past the nerd.

"Get it right dude," Geoff added shaking his head.

"No, it was that thug!" Harold shouted back and turned back to the camera. "He sprung my underwear up a flagpole…"

Duncan rolled his eyes as he was always used to being blamed for everything. "That never happen but I can do it now if you think I should."

"Like you can," Harold taunted crossing his arms.

Duncan shrugged "Alright but you asked for it."

"Quit making things up, dude." Geoff hollered from the buffet table, "There was no underwear on any flagpole!"

"…Put hot sauce in them then fed them to me for lunch in an underwear sandwich." Harold continued, only to cut off again.

"The first part is true but the second part was Cody, if I recall it correctly." Chris said from below.

"Wow any other mistaken facts you wish to share or blame on Duncan?" Noah asked with a grin. "Like maybe why Courtney is after your blood or why you lost the challenges?"

"Shut up," Harold muttered ignoring the others laughing at him.

"Whatever! I can't stand that punk, he's so annoying!" The nerd shouted out before he fell down to the ground and some campers smirked at the karma.

(Hot Tub)

"Duncan is not really meaner and tough than I believed him to be." Bridgette smiled in the hot tub, "Courtney told me he has a sweet side and Naruto said he was a really cool guy when you get to know him well…" She paused to glare at Ezekiel as he slowly sneaks to get closer to her and as soon as he noticed her glare, the farmer boy quickly retreated to the other side.

Duncan groaned, "Can't a guy keep his rep up?"

"Well, I think he is really cruel." Lindsay sipped her smoothie, "Anyone who treats deer and trees badly is not a friend to deer or trees." She smiled widely, "But I want O to win because he is so totally nice and cute. I'm so lucky to have him as my boyfriend!"

Tyler's head sunk in shame at this reminder.

(Bar Pool)

"Owen?" Katie smiled, "He was so much fun!"

"Yeah, but he's really tough and strong! Remember the dodge ball game?" Sadie winced at the memories of the dodge ball challenge as the tanned girl nodded with her.

Owen chuckled nervously "Sorry."

"Oh, I remember that one. I was so glad that he was on my team at the time." Cody chuckled and the girls rolled their eyes at him.

"Maybe he's not so bad." Trent smiled.

"Oh, we all know who you want to win." The chubby girl giggled with her friends.

"Yeah, Gwen's definitely my choice." The musician admitted with another smile.

"Oh, come on!" Trent turns to Courtney with frown on his face as the CIT kept talking on, "She is smart, but she is not exactly a team player." She sneered, "I was a team player. It should be me!"

"Was she like that since she arrived?" Gwen asked Trent.

"From what the others have said yes."

"I wouldn't say that if I were you." Leshawna said, "Girl is tougher than she looks."

"Yeah, you're here." Noah nodded as he read his book, "You lost. Get over it…" The glasses hit his head, courtesy of the CIT.

"She let herself get buried alive for her team." Trent pointed out, "If that's not a team player then I don't know what it is."

(Poolside)

"She was kind of harsh sometimes." Lindsay said as she reapplying her sunscreen, "But she is really nice and very helpful."

Gwen rolled her eyes but was thankful for the way Lindsay was speaking up for her. Heather scoffed even more disappointed at Lindsay.

"Yeah, I think she's really cool, even if we hit some snags in our friendship." Bridgette stretched out on her lounge chair, "But I would vote for Naruto…" She glanced at everyone as they smirked at her and the surfer girl's face turn red.

Bridgette blushed while some of the other chuckled. Naruto rubbed the back of his head not sure what to think.

"Oh, yeah." Justin chuckled, "Everyone was so happy when you finally confessed to him and Noah actually shows a new emotion this day."

"I vote for Naruto, totally." Tyler smiled, "He's really nice guy and helped us out all the time."

"Thanks guy, dattebayo."

"Naruto is definitely the scariest guy on the island when he gets really pissed off…" Harold shivered at the memories of the hunter, "Because of him, I just developed a fear of lullabies and loss control of bladder each time I hear a lullaby…" His eyes widened at the sound of lullaby and wet his swimsuit.

"No way, it's true!" Chris laughed, waving his MP3 around.

Harold gasped as the others laughed hard. Chris was pounding the seat in front of him in laughter.

(Hot Tub)

"Oh, I can't say anything bad about him and I excel at saying bad things about people." Courtney nodded with small smile, "I'll look past the fact that he's a close friend with Heather."

Heather scoffed, "Please that is a perk if anything else."

"Yeah, you can't help it but want to be his friend." Leshawna smirked, "There's something about him that draws everyone in." Some campers nodded at her sentence.

"I still don't understand why he is friends with meanest girl." Beth crossed her arms.

Naruto open his mouth but Heather covered it, "Don't answer them. They don't understand how we work."

(Bar Pool)

"I think he is so cool and awesome." Sadie gushed with Katie, "I really like it when he did his skit as Joka at the talent show."

"That was really awesome, I still can't figure out how he did make more knives." Cody rubbed his head with tilted head.

"Huh?" Naruto asked confused.

"One of the challenges was a talent contest" Heather explained. "You did a small show as a clown with several tricks and a funny story at the same time. That allowed your team to win the challenge."

"Oh," Naruto said thinking it over, "I might have to watch that and see what I did dattebayo."

"I think it was very amusing when he ended up in a love square." Noah gave them a small smirk, "Not to mention the kisses he got."

"Yeah, he is one lucky bro." Geoff chuckled, "He totally gets my vote." The party boy smirked at the bookworm, "What's the pot on this betting pool."

"A lot but not much as a hundred grand." Noah whispered.

"Betting pool?" Naruto asked.

"They are betting on who would make it to the finals" Heather lied not wanting Naruto to really know what the pool really was about.

(Hot Tub)

Everyone can see it was almost time for night after seeing the sunset, the host rounded everyone and bring them to the hot tub since it was big enough for everyone to fit in the camera. "Leshawna, accept my love!" Harold throws himself at the sassy girl before she shoved him into the water.

"I told you, you're not my type." Leshawna rolled her eyes at the nerd, "I like a guy who is big, strong, and sweet. Not a skinny, egoistic, and a liar."

"But! But!" Harold stammered stunned at this.

"You brought it onto yourself boy," Leshawna said nodding at her girl's claim after what she saw.

"I'm all of those!" Harold whined with puppy eyes and some teenagers shake their heads, he won't just give up. Their host clapped his hands to get their attention.

"Okay, losers." Chris smirked, "It is time for the most unexpected twist of all time." The teenagers glanced at each other, "Tonight, you will be voting the next camper off Total Drama Island."

"Ha!" Leshawna cried, "I knew it. Time to lose Heather."

"The same thing happen and yet I stayed," Heather reminded her. "They voted you off."

Leshawna huffed "But I'm there now. There is no way I can lose. Besides who else would they vote off? It is not like they will vote off someone they all like."

Heather was about to retort before she paused and glanced at Naruto hoping she was not right.

"No way!" Lindsay gasped.

"Oh yes!" The host chuckled, "Here's how it's gonna work. There are no marshmallows. I'm gonna to ask you one by one who you would like to see join you here tonight at Playa De Losers." Chris leans in with a grin, "Katie and Sadie, since you share a brain, I'll ask you both. Who would you like to vote for?"

Leshawna smirked knowing there was no way this could turn out wrong.

"Oh, I miss Naruto the most!" Sadie squealed, "He's really nice to me and Katie!"

"Yeah, it would be so much fun to have him here." Katie nodded, "Definitely Naruto!" The teenagers gasped at them as the bell dings twice.

Everyone gasped at this. Heather was starting to get angry and knew this was all Chris's fault. Chris chuckled softly enjoying the drama that he caused. Sure his son might be voted off but he knew he wasn't going to be bias and interfere. He didn't notice that Kushina was still watching the screen blankly.

"Why are you voting him off?" Courtney snarled, "If you like Naruto…" The bell dinged again, "Leave him in."

"That's three votes, Naruto." Chris said, '…For some reason, I feel like I'm going to be in huge trouble…Nah!'

Kushina's eye twitched slightly and Chris still didn't realized he was in danger.

"What?! NO!" The CIT cried out.

"That don't count, she was not voting for Naruto." Justin speaks up and his eyes widened as he heard the bell dings again.

"Okay, onto the next voter, Lindsay!" The host chuckled and the bombshell noticed their concerns.

Heather growled "Lindsay if you screw up I swear,"

"Don't worry," Lindsay tried to reassure her, "I doubt I will get the name right."

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna vote for Naruto." Lindsay waved her hand, never hear the bell dinged.

"Lindsay!" DJ cried out.

"No, you can't vote for me." The bombshell looks at him with quizzical expression, "You have to vote for someone who is in final five, like Naruto." The bell dinged again as some teenagers face palmed.

Heather growled loudly causing Lindsay to squeak in fear and ducked behind the seat in front of her.

"Ok, come on, guys." Izzy called out, "No one say Red's name!"

"Who's Red?" Ezekiel asked with blinking eyes.

"Izzy No!" Owen cried knowing what was going happen next.

"That's what I called Naruto…Whoops!" The crazy girl covered her mouth as the bell dinged.

"That's six votes, Naruto." Chris chuckled, wiping the tears out of his eyes.

The parrot squeaked out, "Naruto!"

"No!" Everyone cried out as the bell gave out another ding.

"Seven votes!" The host placed his hands on hip with a wide grin.

"That shouldn't count!" Heather screamed.

"It did for Leshawna," Trent muttered knowing Heather would have fought for the vote if she knew that was the case.

"Chris, that was a parrot!" Trent raised his hand, "It doesn't even know who Naruto is." He gulped at his mistake after hearing the bell dinged out again.

Trent winced seeing he messed up again.

"Polly know who's Naruto, you twerp!" Everyone slowly turned to the parrot with shocked expression as the bell dinged. "Polly likes Naruto!"

Heather felt like pulling on her hair, before she turned and glared at Naruto, "this is your fault. Why do everything single animal have to like you?"

"Sorry Heat-chan," Naruto muttered.

"…And that's ten!" Chris said, glancing at the parrot with weird look.

"Sorry but no changing that," Chris said not seeing Kushina crossing her arms and scowling slightly.

(Total Drama Island: Dock)

Naruto blinked as he sipping his ramen bowl from Chef's shoulder and tilted his head with confusing look. "I'll miss you, brat." The cooker said before he tossed the redhead in the boat and wave at him from the dock, watching him disappeared into the fog. "Now I have to deal with a pissed-off girl and three confused maggots." Chef pinched the bridge of his nose, why didn't he listen to his mama and become an accountant.

Chef scowled slightly, 'I would not like dealing with that. Of course Chris would mess things up for me. If I'm lucky my guy can shift the blame to Chris.'

(Playa De Losers Resort: Dock)

Naruto was still sipping his ramen bowl with a confused expression as Chris walks up to him with a smirk on his face, "And with that, we're down to four." The host patted the redhead's shoulder, "Tune in next week to see the dramatic almost-conclusion of Total Drama Island!" The parrot flew to Naruto's head and nested itself in his hair with a squeak.

"…And cut!" The cameraman shout out and the camera crew quickly pack their stuff in before ran to the ship as Chris turned to the redhead.

"You have been eliminated! Enjoy your stay at a five star resort! Bye, Naruto!" The host said rapidly as he jumped on the boat and took off quickly before Naruto could make any reaction.

Naruto deadpan, "of course he would run dattebayo."

Heather scoffed, "He's scared you would do something to him. I know you would have."

"True."

"…I'm so confused right now, dattebayo."

"I feel you buddy, dattebayo."

"Naruto!" The parrot squeaked out.

The screen turned dark as the episode ended. Chris chuckled, "Well that was a-Ugh!"

He didn't notice that Kushina stood up after the episode ended before she grabbed the back of his shirt and pull up so the man was hanging from his shirt. Chris noticed the annoyed looked on Kushina and gulped. "We are going to have a long talk Chris, dattebane."

"Not a talk," Chris begged as Kushina marched out of the room still holding him "Talks lead to you hurting me."

"And you deserve it Dattebane!"

The cast winced when Kushina slammed the door. "Well he deserved that," Chef muttered shaking his head.


Well Chris did something stupid again and now I'm doing the exit theme. This better not become a habit of his. Though if what I can tell he does get Kushina easily angry. I knew there was a reason I liked that lady. Now we saw the losers be the losers but no one cares about them. I can say the biggest shock we all care for is that fact the maggots were idiots and voted Brat off the show. What the hell man!? He could have won the whole thing. Well we shall see what they will do now that brat is off the island, just stay tune and find out on Total Drama Preview.