Last time on Total Drama Preview; the cast got to see the loser of Total Drama Island after their drop down the drop of shame. We got to see Geoff not making out with Bridgette for a change but don't worry Katie and Cody was able to show their affection for us to tease them about. We saw Leshawna relaxing despite being kicked off earlier than before though she was still gunning for Heather. Harold once again ended up on Courtney's shit list as she hunted the nerd down. Otherwise having a new bit of fun blackmail on Harold due to Naruto as the hunter nothing much changed. When asked almost everyone believed that Naruto was going to be the one to win Total Drama Island. And why would they think otherwise since he takes after me? In the end the losers were allowed to vote the next person to join them in loser-vill. But thanks to Katie and Sadie, they caused a chain reaction that ended up with the crowd favorite Naruto being voted off the island. (And me in the dog house.) So Naruto is out and now gets to enjoy himself with the losers. But the most important question everyone else is looking forward to is what is Naruto's answer to Bridgette's confession? While he be smooth like his old man and sweep her off her feet or will be like his mother and be super dense? Find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!
Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.
Well it took a while but I manage to get to this again. Now before you all ask why it took so long let me tell you it was mostly my job taking away most of my time from writing. Plus, I am unable to use my lunch or breaks to try and write as I did my other job. I won't go into details but I am getting things into order again. Then to make matters worse, I had some computer issues and had to work and pay to get it fixed and make sure I don't lose any of my data and more importantly my stories. But onto good news I got a new partner to help me out with grammar and a few other issues. His name is JP-Ryder and all I can say is thank you. You don't know how nice it is to have some help when it is needed. So enough of my rambling so to the part you all are interested in.
The group waited until the two adults returned. They were not sure where Kushina took Chris as Owen and a few other went for more snacks or to use the restrooms. They could hear faint yelling somewhere in the theater as well as the faint sound of no doubt Chris being beaten up. The two did return about twenty minutes later, Chris looking roughed up with his hair all messy, his shirt all wrinkly and he also had a black eye as well as a red cheek no doubt from Kushina slapping him. Kushina had a slight scowl on her face before she took her seat again. Chris said nothing as he got into his seat. Chef raise a brow but Chris just motioned for him to start the next episode which the man did.
(Lobby)
"So Chris kinda tricked Katie and Sadie into voting me and it set off a chain reaction, am I right, dattebayo?" Naruto sighed on his duffle bags as everyone nodded at him.
"We're so sorry!" Sadie wailed out.
"Yeah we didn't mean it!" Katie added as Sadie nodded rapidly next to her.
Naruto waved her off with a chuckle not having any hard feelings.
"Nah, it's okay, it's okay." Naruto chuckled, "I forgive you already, it's not your fault at all." The chubby girl sighed before everyone catch up with the redhead as they help him move in his own room.
(Naruto's bedroom)
"Wow, this place is really sweet, dattebayo." Naruto said, glance around the bedroom after his tour around the resort with some of his friends, several of whisker times from the crazy girl, and grinned at the group. "Thank for the help, guys."
"Don't mention it, dude." Justin chuckled as he walks back to the pools, followed by everyone.
"it was a nice place to relax after leaving the island," Justin said with a smile remembering the nice resort, "All the other seasons all we got was simply sent home."
"Why did we send them to the resort in season one?" Chef asked not remembering the reason for this.
Chris smirked, "To rub it in their faces to all the other losers still on the island. Plus, you had to admit the looks on their faces when they first saw it was amusing."
"True that."
"Um…Bri-chan." Naruto grabs Bridgette's arm to stop her from walk out of his room after seeing that the group just left.
"Oh…What's up?" The surfer girl blushed as she rubbed her arm.
Bridgette blushed as several of the girls gasped. Heather scowled crossing her arms hoping that her idiot didn't get together with the girl.
"Um…I want to give you my answer about the confession, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head with red face,
Katie and Sadie squealed while Kushina got a large smile on her face as she leaned closer to find out Naruto's answer.
"I give it a lot of thoughts and think so hard about it. Honestly, I never have been in a relationship before, not even one date in my whole life…" He paused for a while as Bridgette shuffled her feet with nervous expression, "You're right about us spending a lot of time together and we really clicked well so I want to…um…give it a try with you…"
"Y…You mean?" The surfer girl can feel her heartbeat going faster.
"Yeah, I want to go out with you, I really like you a lot."
Duncan, Harold and many of the other guys covered their eyes as many of the girls all cheered and squealed loudly for the new couple. Kushina actually joined them bouncing in her seat happy for her son's (even if it is just his counterpart's) new relationship. Naruto was blushing scratching the back of his head. Bridgette how embarrassed and covered her face into her boyfriend's shoulder. Geoff just patted her back, finding it both disappointing that his counterpart didn't get the girl but he was happy for Bridgette and Naruto. Owen join in the cheering as he jumped from his seat and did a little dance "Woo! They look great together!~ Plus, I won in the pool!~"
"Oh shut up," Duncan muttered with a groan. And he was sure whiskers would hook up with Gwen.
Naruto smiled before groaned out as Bridgette suddenly grope him and wrapped her arms around him, burying her face in his chest. "Bri-chan?" The redhead glanced at the top of her head, feeling the wet spot on his shirt. "Um…Why are you crying, dattebayo?"
"No don't cry dattebayo," Naruto quickly said having no experience dealing with crying girls.
Heather just rolled her eyes not happy about this turn of events.
"…I'm so happy…" The surfer girl muttered out with a sniffle, "If it's a dream, I don't want to wake up from it…"
"…It's not a dream." Naruto smiled as he gave her a light pitch to let her know that it's reality and lifts her chin up, wiping her tears of joy away with his thumbs. "I love you too, dattebayo…" He slowly gives her a kiss and pulls back from her. They stare in each other eyes before Bridgette give him kiss, then another kiss,
The group cheered again and even Bridgette peeked out to see her counterpart enjoying kissing Naruto.
and before they know it, they were making out, only to be interrupted by the door slammed open.
"Hey, bro, we're throwing a welcome party for…you…Um…" Geoff slowly trailed off, noticing the situation as the new couple blushed at him, still holding each other.
Geoff blinked seeing what happen "Oh….my bad."
"Smooth man," Noah said shaking his head, "Very smooth."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Um…Party at the pool…Um…Sorry, my bad!" The party boy shouted out as he slammed the door closed and they can hear the footsteps ran down the hallway.
"Um…" They quickly separated and Naruto coughed into his hand. "Do you want to go to the party, dattebayo?"
"…Yeah!" Bridgette giggled nervously with heavy blush on her face and jumped as her new boyfriend take hold of her hand.
"Let's go then…" Naruto scratched his head with a chuckle.
"Well that could have gone better," Chef muttered.
"Yeah," Chris admitted, "but he manages to take after me and get the girl."
Kushina shot him a look, "If he took after you then all he would get is a girl to smack or hit him dattebane."
Chris scowled while the others laughed.
(Lobby)
"I'm so happy for you two!" Naruto and Bridgette winced as Leshawna pulls them in bone-crushing hug and everyone chuckled at her excitement as they congratulated the new couple.
"I will admit the two of you are kinda cute," Leshawna admitted.
"Totally," Geoff added.
"Geoff!" Bridgette cried out.
"What?" he asked, "The two of you are. I mean he has a great girl to become his girlfriend."
"Awe," Bridgette said hugging her boyfriend, "That's sweet of you."
"Izzy, you okay?" DJ gulped at the happy crazy girl, he knows that she has a crush on the redhead.
"What do you mean?" Izzy tilted her head with a blink.
"Um…You're not upset that Naruto is not single anymore?" The giant said slowly, he didn't want to set her off.
"Oh boy," DJ muttered as several glanced at the grinning Izzy.
"Way to remind the crazy one," Noah muttered.
"Sorta, I'm sad that I'm not his girlfriend but…" Izzy grinned slyly as the giant take sip out of his soda, "Maybe I'll try to be his mistress!" DJ choked on his drink, he was not only one that choked on their drink.
Several of the cast choked on their drinks while Izzy giggled, "That's a wonderful idea. I'd totally do that."
Naruto was red at that sentence while Heather growled.
Kushina giggled at the claim glad that her son was getting so much attention from several different girls.
"…I really have no comment…" Noah blinked dumbfounded as the crazy girl giggled.
"I don't blame him," DJ added gapping at the crazy girl.
(Drama Total Island: Main Lodge)
Chef can feel Heather's glare from the table as he handed them their dinners and give out a sigh when the queen bee snatched it away from him. "…Spoiled Maggot, you know that I'm not responsible for his elimination…Just be mad at Chris." The cooker rolled his eyes, why does everyone always blame the wrong person?
Chef glared at Chris, "I always get blamed for your shit."
"You do not!" Chris replied with a huff.
"Relax you two," Kushina chided, "You can blame each other after we see what other stupid mistake Chris makes, dattebane."
"Yes Kushina," both men muttered together before Chris caught on to what Kushina just said, "Hey!"
"I know…" Heather growled, "But you did put him on the boat so I'm mad at you for that!"
"…Point taken." Chef muttered as he turns back to his cooking.
"Hmm, what would happen if Naru and Bridge get together since they both are off the island?" Owen asked with his mouth filled and Duncan grunted out as he wiped the food spit off his face, why did he decide to sit in front of the oaf?
"I know and it is awesome!" Owen said with a chuckle.
"Well, there's a good chance that it will happen…" Gwen shrugged before jumped with the campers as the queen bee slammed her fist on the table.
"Like hell he will go out with Klutzy!" Heather snarled.
Heather turned her glare to Naruto who held his hands up in defense.
"But what if he does?" The punk chortled, know that it will hurt the queen bee and he hope it will send her running away with brawling her eyes out.
"…" The queen bee stood up and walks away from them but not before she grunted out something that made the campers glance at each other with worried expression. "Then I'll break them up, even if I have to steal him away!"
"Harsh," Harold muttered.
Naruto frowned "Heat-chan, that's not very nice. They just got together."
Everyone else gave him a deadpan look 'Did he miss that last part?'
It wasn't long enough until Chris peeked out of the window and glanced around.
"I swear my dramatic-sense just went off a few moments ago…Nah!" The host chuckled and walks away from them.
(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)
The weekend went by and the group gathered around the cough, beside several teenagers that decided to go to pool or gym instead of watching the latest episode of Total Drama Island. "Wow, that's really the biggest TV I've ever seen in my life, dattebayo." Naruto blinked at the big screen TV as Bridgette giggled at his shocked expression, they were getting used to have a relationship for first time and so far, they just hold hands and kiss a few times.
"Yep," Cody added remembering that TV.
"They had use watch the rest of the season on there," Courtney explained, "Before we were called back to the island that is."
"Sounds fun, dattebayo" Naruto grinned, "At least you guys won't be left in the dark."
"Not really." Justin shrugged, "It's kind of small to me…"
"Shh!" Courtney shushed, "It's starting now." They started to laughed as they watch Chris get hit by lighting on the TV.
(Total Drama Island: Outside)
The campers were relaxing under the roof of the cabin and Duncan glanced at the rain with a weird look, it was just sunny this morning! "Listen up, campers!" Chris' voice squeaked out of the loudspeaker, "One of the most grueling challenges of any summer camp experience is the dreaded rain day, where all activities with even the remotest possibility of fun are cancelled in favor of the craft tent. The forecast for tomorrow are rain, rain, and more rain, followed by rain. See you all in the craft tent tomorrow at 0700 hours."
"Did we even have a challenge?" Gwen asked. "if we didn't float off?"
"You did," Chris admitted "But you guys had to get lost and we made a new one up on the spot."
"When I see him again, I'm going to shove my foot up his ass." Heather growled as she painting her toenails and Gwen rolled her eyes.
"Throwing tantrums around won't bring Naruto back, you know." The goth girl crossed her arms, "Just get over it."
"Go and find a bear that will eat your slutty body!" The queen bee snarled at her.
"You really should," Heather said with a glare, "if you win that season I will be pissed."
"Well maybe Naruto will help me," Gwen added with a smirk. This got Heather steaming much to the goth's amusement.
"It's so nice to see you two getting along…" Duncan smirked as he sharpened his stick, "Gives me the warm fuzzies."
"In your dreams, perv!" Heather narrowed her eyes with crossed arms.
"I wonder where your mind is going," Duncan asked with a grin, "I didn't mention anything perverted."
Heather glared at him and shivered slightly at a thought she really didn't want to have.
"I won't dream of you at all." The punk sighed, "The day sucks, and even Owen couldn't put a shiny, happy spin on this weather…" They glanced around, "Speaking of which, where is Owen?"
"I just saw him going to the outhouse, maybe he's doing one of his confession again." Gwen replied and they decided to turn in very early since there was really nothing to do for the day. They never noticed the water rising from the river and they never feel anything as the flood carries them away at night.
Duncan, Gwen and Heather frowned at seeing this again while Owen blinked, "Oh so that's what happen."
(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)
"I can't believe they are sleeping through the flood…" Noah shakes his head as Gwen, Heather, and Duncan screamed out of fear and ran away from the sharks, making beeline to the floating cabin.
"Easy for you to say!" Duncan cried, "We barely got any sleep from the storm and what sleep we did get we made sure to stay asleep."
"I also can't believe that Owen kept talking for whole day and half…" Leshawna stared at the oaf on TV as he kept talking in the outhouse, "Come on, man!"
Owen blushed "I had a lot I needed to get off my chest."
(Duncan, Gwen, Heather)
"Okay, is anyone else a little freaked by this deserted island?" Gwen asked worriedly, they finally make it to a mysterious island.
"Please!" Heather scoffed with an eye roll, "Any moron can see that this is one of Chris' cheesy production sets with fake props!" She kicked the rock in front of her and winced as she hopped on her foot.
"Hey! My sets are not cheesy!" Chris cried.
"Yo, drama queens, we've obviously just drifted downstream." Duncan said, "The producers will send a search party."
"How wrong I was," Duncan muttered sending a glare at Chris.
(Confession)
"Just to set the record straight, my sets are not cheesy." Chris muttered with hands on his hip, "I lost three interns moving those rocks into place." He chuckled, "And about that search party? Nah, it's obviously a challenge! I mean come on! Can't you see these cameras in front of you?" The host throws his hands up in air and rolled his eyes.
"I hate to admit it," Duncan said with clear annoyance in his tone, "That should have been our first clue."
*Static*
"Well, well, well, stuck on an island with two hot girls." Duncan smirked before his smirk turned into a frown, "Too bad they're both completely annoying."
"Oh really?" Courtney asked with a huff, "Didn't stop you from hooking up with Gwen in the second season."
"I didn't go out with her the second season!"
*Static*
"So I thought to myself, they left me here to die." Gwen muttered angrily as she crossed her arms.
*Static*
"Mental note, never sign up for a reality show ever again." Heather scoffed, "Also never force idiot to sign up with you too."
"I'm surprised you didn't do that the first time," Courtney could not help but point out.
Leshawna blinked, "Hey, she's right. Why didn't you bring Naruto like in there?"
Heather sighed, "I wanted too, believe me, but Kushina was taking him on a trip around the same time as when the show starts."
Kushina looked embarrassed "Well to tell you the truth I may have lied a little bit dattebane. When I heard of you signing up for the show and wanting Naruto to go with I did a little research. When I found that his father was hosting it I panicked and planed a trip at the last minute." She sighed and hanged her head in shame, "Gomen everyone, dattebane."
Chris paused the show as everyone stared at her. Chris reached out and put a hand on her shoulder, "Listen Kushina, I don't blame you for doing that. I mean I probably would have reacted like how my guy did if I found out in the first season. It's been years since we've even seen each other and to find out I missed out on a great kid would be mind-blowing to any guy."
Kushina looked up with a smile as the other cast members voiced their opinions, saying how they understood and how they had no hard feelings for keeping Naruto away from the show. Kushina looked down to see Heather and Naruto both smiling at her, showing that they had no hard feelings for her decision. The woman felt tears building up before she wiped them away and thanks them all. Chris even got a hug to which he smiled, missing how it felt to have Kushina in his arms. After the two broke apart Chris started the episode up again.
(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)
"She forced you to sign up for the show?" Noah blinked at the redhead, he really didn't know this part.
"Yeah, she wants me to help her to get to the final place, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he watches the three campers argued with each other before Heather walk away from them with her nose up in air and stumbled upon the treehouse. "Poor Big O, he's losing it."
Owen chuckled "Yeah, not my proudest moment."
Some teenagers chuckled as Owen ran into the T-Rex skeleton and ran back to the outhouse with bloodcurdling scream.
This got a few laughs as well and even Owen chuckled seeing how much he really freaked out seeing that.
(Deserted Island)
Heather stood in front of the treehouse's door and glance around from the porch. "Nice view." She nodded to herself and turns her head to the arguing campers with narrowed eyes. "Hey, you two, if you're done with yelling at each other, I found us a place to rest…" The queen bee turns around to open the door, only to see a hanging skeleton and screamed out as she falls down from the treehouse. She crawled backward before her back hit the T-Rex skeleton and she give out another screaming as the two campers stared at the skeleton with shocked expression. Heather glared at the punk, "So still think we're downstream from camp?"
"Okay, I've been wrong before." Duncan whimpered.
"Before?" Courtney asked amused.
"Oh don't you start," Duncan said narrowing his eyes at her, "The same can be said about you." He smirked at her affronted look she gained.
(Outhouse)
Owen cried to himself, "I'm gonna die! Hey, are those coconuts?" He noticed the coconut tree and ran to it with a wide grin.
"He's fine," Cody said smiling seeing Owen pretty much back to normal.
(Confession)
"Will someone please explain to me why there are palm trees and coconuts up here?" Chef raised his eyebrows, "We're up in Northern Ontario!"
"They were leftover props from the bigassic park movie shoot." Chris replied as the cooker give him a look, "What? We're on a budget!"
"…And yet we have three islands and a five-star resort…" Chef stared at his boss.
"…No comment."
"Umm, I own those islands," Chris reminded Chef, "I used them for the show to save on the budget. And resort was a vacation home to relax in."
Chef however had a new question to that responds "If you owned the islands, then didn't that mean you were paid to have them used as locations for the show?"
"…No comment."
"It's been a grueling nine minutes of isolation, where a human mind is ripe for cracking." Owen groaned as he raised the coconut to his face, "You know what I'm talking about, right, Mr. Coconut?" He moved it up and down as if it was nodding at him. "Oh, you do! It's just you and me, buddy!" The oaf hugged Mr. Coconut, "We'll hunt, forage, and survive together! But first, I need to pee!" Owen ran to the outhouse and turned to the coconut, "Can you look the other way, please?"
(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)
"…Why am I thinking about Cast Away movie?" Cody face palmed at his large friend's antic and Naruto chuckled at the show before he stood up and turned to Bridgette.
"Because he is all but copying the movie," Noah answered.
"Personally I'm glad he still had enough sense to turn the camera off before he did his business," Chris whispered to Chef.
"I hear that."
"I'm going to get popcorn and some drinks, dattebayo. Do you want anything to drink?" The redhead asked.
"Grape soda, if they don't have it then just water." The surfer girl smiled at him as he nodded and walk out of the entertainment room.
"Such a gentleman," Courtney says before she turned to Duncan, "he could teach you a thing or two."
"True," Duncan admitted suspiring Courtney. That was until, "He can teach me how to pull off some of those pranks he's told us about."
"I'd be happy to dattebayo," Naruto grinned, "I got to tell you guys my corn cob prank."
Heather shuddered while the guys looked interested since anyone that knew of it seemed to be very scared of the prank even getting mentioned.
(Convenience Store)
Naruto whistled to himself as he waited for his popcorn and browsed through the bookshelves for anything to read in his room. He can't believe that the resort has several inside stores but he didn't mind it since it will be easier to get things without going all way to a store nearby the resort. "Hey, Naruto." The redhead looked up at the voice to see Noah as he grabbed the soda bottle.
"Hey, Noah." Naruto waved, "I thought you were watching the show, dattebayo?"
"Yeah, but I really got into my book and forget to ask you to get me a soda." The bookworm shrugged, sometime he would get lost in his book if he got to the good part. The redhead nods his head with a chuckle and turned around to get the popcorn bag out of the microwave.
"Well, I'm off, dattebayo." Naruto was about to walk out until Noah called out to him, "Hmm, What's up?"
"…Nah, I just forget what I was going to say." The bookworm shrugged his shoulders, "Sorry."
"It's alright, man." The redhead chuckled as he walks out of the store and Noah shook his head with a smirk, finally pick out a new book to read for the next several days.
Cody looked at Noah, "What were you going to ask him?"
Noah just shrugged "No idea. Probably not important."
(Entertainment Room)
"Hey, Bri-chan, here's your soda, dattebayo. What did I miss…Um…" Naruto raised his eyebrow at the TV, "…Why is Owen in loincloth…And how did he grow a beard this fast, dattebayo?"
Owen chuckled nervous, "My facial hair tends to grow when I am stressing out too much and don't have any food for comfort."
"You must have to shave a lot dattebayo."
"A lot of thing…" Leshawna stared with widened eyes, "To summary up, Gwen and Duncan form an alliance together, Heather got scared and say she's sorry to Lindsay and Beth in confession…
Heather groaned, forgetting she actually did that. Lindsay and Beth smiled remembering this and while they were happy Heather apologies to them (scared into doing so otherwise) they weren't going to ally with her anytime soon.
And worst thing is that our big boy is really losing his mind."
"I hope he'll be okay when it's over…" The redhead muttered as he sat down next to Bridgette and the surfer girl leans against him.
"Thank for the soda, Naruto." Bridgette said with her eyes glued on the TV.
Bridgette looked at the new couple and had to admit they did look cute together, not that she was going to break up with Geoff anytime soon anyways. She leaned against Geoff like her counterpart was doing and Geoff wrapped an arm around her, not at all concern.
(Deserted Island)
Gwen paddled her raft across the sea and Duncan crossed his arms with a frown. "You paddle like a girl." The punk grunted out.
"Oh, if you don't like the accommodations, there's the door." The goth girl pointed at the sea with narrowed eyes.
"…Just give me the oar." Duncan reached out for the oar but Gwen pull it back.
"No, that's my raft!" The goth girl cried out, "I row!"
"Oh, well, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you just rode us in a big circle 'cause there's the shore again!" The punk informed her with glare as they look at the shore with broken coconuts littering across the shoreline.
"Um…" Gwen gulped as they reach to the shoreline, "Looks like our deserted island isn't so deserted."
"Retrospect we should have realized it was Owen" Gwen pointed out.
"It was a lot of broken coconuts," Duncan agreed.
"Which cost you one omelet?" Duncan smirked, grabbing his egg that he stole from a nest and ran off until the goth girl jumped on him. They fought for a while until they hear a screech and look up to see the Stymphalian Canadian Geese flew toward them with angrily eyes.
"Um…You can have your egg back…" Gwen shoves the egg back in the punk's hand and ran off, screaming her head off.
"Um…Here's your egg, mama…" Duncan quickly placed the egg on the ground and ran after the goth girl, screaming his head off too.
Duncan groaned seeing this again. Chris laughed, "You should have seen your faces when the goose appeared."
(Treehouse)
Heather sighed before she blinked at Owen as he sneaked out behind the rock and snarling gibberish. "…Are you high, fatso?" The queen bee tossed him the bag of marshmallows and chocolate bar, figured that he must be hungry…That and she don't want him to get closer to the treehouse, looking like that.
"Oooh, mallomars…" The oaf whined as he ate the wrapped bar, caused Heather to stare at him in disgust.
"What's the big deal with that big beard?" The queen bee asked as she gets on the ground and attempted to yank it off. "…Is that a real beard? How the fuck can you grow this fast?"
"Oddly enough not the weirdest thing I've seen on this show" Heather admitted. Owen growing a beard in a few hours? Barely a two on her weirdness scale after this show.
"Heather? Is it really you?" Owen gasped, "You're not a mirage?" They both heard screaming and turn around to see Gwen and Duncan ran out of the forest before skid in front of them.
"Owen?" Gwen gasped with a raised eyebrow.
"…Is that a beard?" Duncan asked.
"You guys must like it so much since you are all mentioning it," Owen said rubbing his bald chin. "Maybe I should grow it again?"
"Or the fact you were clean shaven when they saw you yesterday," Trent pointed out helpfully.
"You would look too weird with a beard. Maybe if you dyed it white, then you can wear a suit and be Santa Claus!" Izzy suggested.
"Maybe," Owen said thinking it over.
"Oh, my brethren!" The oaf grabbed them in bear hug, "At last, we're together! I shall never let go…" The snake falls on them and hissed at them. "…Let me rephrase that…RUN!" They quickly climb up the treehouse as the snake slither around the tree.
"Just take this fake beard off…" The goth girl tugged Owen's beard, causing him to cry out in pain. "…The fuck?"
Gwen sighed "I miss the days when that was one of the weirdest things we seen."
Leshawna nodded, "Amen sister, amen."
(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)
"Ooh, O look so manly with his beard." Lindsay sighed dreamily with hands on her cheeks and some teenagers raised their eyebrows at her, why is she not bothered by the fact that her boyfriend can grow beard in just few minutes?
"I kinda feel bad for him, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his chin, "Must suck to shave it every hour…" Every male teenager nodded, it was too much work to shaving your facial hairs.
"Nah I don't worry about it that much," Owen said waving the comment off.
"Hmm, I think it must be weird if you have a beard." Bridgette said as she glanced at her boyfriend's jaw, "A crimson beard…"
Naruto looked like he was thinking it over before Heather shot it down. "No."
"Awe, c'mon Heat-chan."
"I said no."
Naruto sighed, "Fine, dattebayo."
Kushina giggled at the cute scene knowing Heather was always looking out for Naruto even if it didn't look like it.
"Oh that's true." Courtney nodded as she watches the campers argued with each other in the treehouse, it was a shame that they edited out their confession of their sins. She was very curious why Duncan went to Juvie for.
Duncan scoffed, "Like I would tell you."
"I can tell you Courtney," Gwen offered with a smirk which made Duncan look very nervous.
"Same here," Heather added with a smirk always up to some blackmail.
"Craaaaap," Duncan whispered.
(Deserted Island: Treehouse)
Owen sighed on the bunk bed, "There, don't you feel better now." The campers glanced at each other before the oaf screamed out at the spider on his face, "Ew, ew! Spiders in the bed!" He ran out of the treehouse and blinked at the smoke from the distance. "Hey, we got neighbors!" Owen pointed at the smoke as they peeked out.
"The rescue team?!" Duncan asked with widened eyes.
"Nope," Duncan corrected his counterpart.
"Or a trick, courtesy of Chris." Heather said with a sneer.
"Close, but might as well be," Heather said in the same tone as her counterpart.
"I know how we can find out." The oaf grinned at them, earning a weird and confusing looks from them.
Gwen looked at Owen, "You know it wasn't cool that you kept the fact you could take care of the snake until we tried to leave instead of making us think we were trapped."
"But we were bonding!"
(Trailer)
Chef and Chris were laughing at the cooker's joke before the campers jumped out with war paints on their face and the host raised his eyebrow at them. "See, I told you they lost it." Chef crossed his arms with eye roll and his boss nodded at him.
"It's about time you showed up, guys." Chris smirked at the confusing campers.
"Mr. Coconut, it's a mirage!" Owen cried at his coconut, "They're just figments of my imagination."
"That must be one ugly imagination," Trent said getting some laughs.
Chris and Chef were not amused but Kushina was laughing along with the teens. "Burn dattebane!"
"…This one lost his mind more than I thought…" Chef face palmed.
"Yeah, reminds me of the Cast Away film…Owen, it's not a mirage." Chris chuckled, "It's our production crew's secret location…" The host narrowed his eyes at the gasping campers, "Or was a secret until now."
"Like it mattered now," Heather pointed out.
"Like I want you kids to know where it is at all!"
"Wait, what about the T-Rex's skull?" Heather asked.
"And the prehistoric goose?" Duncan inputted in.
"Oh, those are just left over from a dinosaur movie that was…" The host said before the queen bee cut him off.
"You mean while we were shipwrecked, you were here, basking in the lap of luxury a mere hundred feet away?!" Heather snarled as the rain dropped on them.
"Yep," Chris admitted amused.
The cast all glared at him wanting to wipe that smug look on his face.
"Yes, Heather, that would be accurate." Chris chuckled as he walks inside the trailer with Chef, "Sorry, I'd invite you in, but there's only room for six. See you at campfire tonight!" The host slammed the door and Heather roared out with rage.
Kushina raised a brow, "You would just leave them out in the rain like that?"
"They found shelter back at camp." Chris said waving her off.
"After we had the interns find the cabins again" Chef added with a shrug.
(Total Drama Island: Campfire)
"Well, it's been a grueling day, campers." Chris chuckled at the soaking and tired campers, "Frankly, Chef and I are worn out. I hope you've learned two valuable lessons. First, always make sure your cabins are securely fastened to the ground, and second, the every camper for themselves idea sucks. Four heads are always better than one…"
"I think you mean five!" Owen cleared his throat with a grin as he lifted Mr. Coconut.
"…Which brings us to yet another dramatic marshmallow ceremony." Chris smirked as he holds up a plate with four marshmallows.
"Hey, wait a minute, you have four marshmallows." Duncan raised his eyebrow with crossed arms, "That's one for each of us."
"Not all of us," Owen pointed out sadly, knowing what was coming.
"Excellent, observation, dude." The host mocked as he tossed them to the campers, "Heather, Duncan, Gwen, Owen."
"Oh, no!" Owen gasped as he looks at his coconut, "You don't mean…"
"Hell yeah!" Chris shouted out as he grabbed the coconut from the oaf and dropkicks it out of the island. "It was starting to creep me out!"
"Smart move," Chef said to Chris.
"MR. COCONUT!" Owen cried at his loss.
"Good night, campers!" The host waved at them as he walks away from them, "And Owen, pull yourself together, man!"
(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)
The group stared at the TV for a while before Naruto laughed out loudly, holding his side as they shake their head. "I can't believe they just kick a coconut out, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as he wiped the tears away.
"It was a first for TV!" Chris cheered with a grin, "And no other show can claim something like that!"
"No show is dumb enough to try," Heather said bursting Chris's bubble a bit.
"I think it was wise." Noah muttered, "What if they let him keep this coconut? He will really lose his sanity." Everyone nodded at his sentence and they sit around in silence until Trent decided to say something.
"True," DJ admitted, "It was one of Chris's wisest move for the series."
"And we all know that list is quite small," Cody said getting laughs of agreement.
Chris huff as Kushina just shook her head.
"So anyone up for foosball game?" The musician asked.
"I'm game. See you later, Bri-chan." Naruto chuckled as he kissed Bridgette's cheek and stand up to follow Trent to the game room.
(Game Room)
After a few rounds of foosball, Trent glanced at the redhead and rubbed his head. "Hey, Naruto…Just want to let you know this we're cool about the kiss."
"Oh, did you saw this part?" Naruto rubbed his head nervously with blush.
Naruto and Gwen both blushed hard remembering it while Heather growled out angrily. Trent chuckled, "Even if it didn't happen here I don't blame you two for it."
"Yeah, everyone did." The musician smiled, "I don't blame her for that."
"That's good because I would hate to be the reason why you two break up for good." The redhead let out a sigh of relief, "So are you going to reconnect with her after this show?"
"Yeah, if she wants to." Trent said with a smirk as he scored a goal, "That's six to five."
"Hey, that's foul! I wasn't paying attention! Rematch!" The musician laughed at his redhead friend.
Naruto pouts, "No fair dattebayo."
Trent shrugged, "Sorry man but I think my guy needed to get that out off his chest."
"At least we don't have to worry about that happening here," Leshawna pointed out.
Izzy however giggled getting an idea, "Why not let them kiss now and get it over with? He can even practice kissing some of us other girls."
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"…HELL NO!"
Well Naruto is off the island and got to see how the final four were making fools of themselves through the eyes of the Losers and my boy. But onto important matters is my son got himself a girlfriend! Well technically it is that Naruto but with how many girls are eyeing him it will only be a matter of time. Now to figure out how to get some of them together as well as make some drama out of it. But on a good note Kushina would actually be on my side for once. Where was I? Right, the losers be loser and Naruto being awesome. Will Naruto get one of the girls to go out with him? Will he be as lucky as he is in the episodes? Will one of them go up and kiss him already? Just find out next time on Total…Drama…Preview!
