Last time on Total Drama Preview; Naruto got himself enjoying hanging out with the losers before he watched the remaining campers get washed away from the rain and ended up staring in their own mini lost show. Too bad they lost their minds and look like idiots while doing so. More fun for me though. But enough of the none important stuff we got something very important that we got to see. My boy manages to woo the girl and is now dating Bridgette…well that Bridgette as the one here is still dating Geoff for some reason. Yes, the cast were happy for them and even more as some of them won the pool. Now if only the real Bridgette can see how great my boy is and break up with Geoff so they can *Whack!* Ow! Kushina! That hurts! Why you mad at me? you think they are cute together too! *groans* Anyways will we see how awesome my boy is with his new girlfriend? What will that Heather's reaction be when she finds out? Will the ladies actually see how great my son is here and date him? I know the answer for that one but for the rest; find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!
Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.
I know I know I gave not updated this and neither are any of my other stories. I really don't have an excuse other than life is a pain and doesn't give me much free time. I am trying to juggle two jobs and little time to write when I can. Heck I had to take time off due to stress and my laptop acting up on me. But I am working on getting everything done and I hope you all can forgive me because even a reaction story is not as easy as it looks without life getting in the way. But also a shout out to JP-Ryder for all his help and all I can say is thank you. You don't know how nice it is to have some help when it is needed.
Heather was seething in her seat watching as the next episode opens up. She was upset that her idiot or rather her counterpart's idiot ended up with Bridgette. While she knew she didn't have to worry about that here she still didn't like it in the first place. Naruto ruffled her hair, "It'll be fine Heat-chan. I'm sure we'll see how well you do this episode dattebayo."
Heather slapped his hand away, "knock it off idiot."
(Cafeteria)
The next morning, the losers chatted with each other while they have their breakfast and the most common topic of the day was the next episode that will be aired tonight and they make guesses about who will be joining them at the Playa De Losers Resort. They made some plans to watch it tonight but only Naruto have another plan and whispered to Bridgette. "Bri-chan, want to go to this restaurant near here, dattebayo?"
Several of the cast choked or spat out their drinks hearing this. Heather growled out and resisted the urge to throw her drink at Bridgette but that would just get Naruto to be disappointed at her. Chris thumped his chest to clear his air ways. "Man he works fast" the host beams before he looks at Kushina, "I knew he took after me."
Kushina scoffed, "More like me. It took you forever to ask me out on a date."
Chris gave her a deadpan look but said nothing, 'More like you were too dense to realize we were on some dates.'
"Like a date?" The surfer girl blushed, if it was then it would've been their first date together.
"Yeah…" The redhead scratched his head with a wide grin, "How about five pm?"
"That's perfect." Bridgette smiled as she stands up, "Then I better get things ready by then." They waved at each other as she walks away from him and he turned around to see some of his friends smirking at him, causing his face to turn red. He was really shy since he is new to the whole thing.
Naruto blushed a little since he never really went on a date before. The fact several of the guys were chuckling good naturally at him didn't help much.
(Naruto's Room)
"Thanks for the tips, guys." Naruto smiled at Justin, DJ, and Cody as they hang out in his room. He just asked them for dating tips and they helped him out a lot, it was surprising that DJ had several dates and he doesn't even know that Justin had a lot of exes, it was really a lot!
"Thanks for helping him guys dattebayo," Naruto said simply.
"Don't sweat it," Justin replayed with a shrug, "I'm just surprised you haven't gone on any date before."
"Yeah I'm not all that great with girls," Naruto admitted rubbing the back of his head.
Heather rolled her eyes, 'That's because you are too dense to see any girl likes you. Even then I make sure no one even thinks about trying to date you.'
"No problem, man." DJ chuckled, "Did you pick out what you are going to wear for the date?" The redhead nods his head and pulls out the clothes that he was going to wear.
Everyone stared at what Naruto had out. The girls winced seeing it while the guys weren't sure what to say. Well Harold open his mouth to state his opinion but Duncan dumped his popcorn on his head to keep him quite. Naruto grinned, "That looks nice dattebayo."
Heather groaned, "Just shut up idiot."
"…" The three boys glanced at each other with blank expression before Cody coughed into his hand, "I don't think it is a good idea to wear this…um…outfit?"
"What do you mean? It's really awesome and I just got it from the resort's store." Naruto blinked, glancing at his orange jumpsuit.
"I don't remember that being in the store," Chef muttered to Chris.
The host nodded, "Yeah, you think I would remember something that sticks out like that."
"…I'm going to lend you some of my clothes…" Justin mumbled and turned to the boys. "Please burn this thing when I distract him." The model whispered and they nodded as they glanced at the confusing redhead.
Naruto pouts while several of the girls and guys nodded to Justin's counterpart's suggestion. Heather breathed out a sigh of relief as she didn't want her idiot wearing something like that, even if it was for a date.
(Total Drama Island: Woods)
The four campers were sleeping in their bunk beds, even the wildlife won't even wake them up. The squirrel hopped on Heather's bed to grab the nut and ran across her bed, waking the queen bee up. "What? Who's that?" Heather muttered sleepily before her eyes widened at her surrounding, "Where are we?!" The cry of the queen bee woke up the campers and they blinked at the forest.
Duncan, Gwen and Heather groaned remembering this. Chef chuckled, "Oh this'll be fun. Shame brat couldn't join in. I wondered how he'd do."
"With what dattebane?" Kushina asked.
"You'll see."
"How did we get here?" Duncan glanced around bewilderedly.
"Chris?" Gwen shouted out.
"Mommy!" Owen sobbed.
"Everyone just shut up! How you got here is not your concern!" The campers looked up to see Chef, hanging on the ladder from the helicopter and drop the cooker off before it flew away.
"What happened to Chris?" The goth girl asked with raised eyebrow.
"He's hosting an award show and I'm in charge of here for the day!" Chef snarled at them.
Kushina glanced at Chris, "Were you really hosting a reward show?"
Chris chuckled, "Nope, I was talking to the producers about how to change the finally. I just didn't want them getting any ideas."
(Chris)
His eyes glanced around the white office, drumming his fingers on the desk and sighed as he shifted his eyes to the door. He just ordered Chef to tell the campers and viewers his cover story about hosting an award show. Chris snapped out of his thought at the sound of the door opens and closed, turning his head to see a short old doctor walk inside with a huge frown behind his bushy mustache.
"I hope that is the last time you asked me!" The doctor muttered angrily as he handed Chris the folder and sit down on his chair, only show the top half of his head.
Kushina raised a brow before it connected and she turned to scowl at Chris. "Really dattebane?"
"What?" Chris asked confused.
"Sorry about that." The host sighed as he opened the folder and read it over and over. "I just want to see it with my own eyes." Chris blinked at the sound of someone coming inside the room and turned around to see a familiar face before he turned to the doctor with questionable look. "…Why is he here?"
"Isn't that…?" Trent started pointing to the screen.
"I think it is," Gwen answered.
Chef however connected the dots and chuckled knowing this was going to be good.
"I called him here and don't worry, he won't tell anyone." The doctor muttered, "Take it away, sir."
The person nodded at him and cleared his throat before his eyes locked into the confusing host's eyes. "Chris Mclean…You are…THE FATHER!"
The cast member broke out laughing while Kushina shot Chris a victory look, "Ha! In your face dattebane!"
Chris scowls "I don't think I deserved that."
"You had the doctor test it eighty-seven times," Chef reminded him, "That would actually be the nicest thing I would've done."
Kushina crossed her arms across her chest and smirked, "That's what you get for doubting me."
Chris sighed, "You're right."
Chef leaded over, "Did it hurt to admit it?"
"Screw you man!"
"Thank you, Maury. You may leave." The doctor waved him away and Chris turned to the doctor with a blank face as Maury leaved the room.
"You know; you don't have to bring him in for this…" The host deadpanned.
"I know…I'm just tired of testing the same things over and over." The doctor shrugged with his shoulders and Chris glanced back to his folder. There was silence in the room until the host sighed as he stands up and walk to the door.
"Hey, doctor…"
"Yes, Chris?"
"Don't worry, I won't ask you again and thanks…" Chris sighed as he exited the room, never noticed the doctor jumped on his desk and danced in joy, shouting something about no more test.
Chris frowns as the other chuckled at the doctor's action. "He didn't have to do it like that."
"I think he did," Kushina disagreed.
(Playa De Losers: Hallway)
Naruto knocked Bridgette's door, it was almost time for their date and he admitted that he was really nervous but the boys told him that it was normal to feel like that on the first date. The door opened and the redhead dropped his jaw at his date.
"I see you like it." Bridgette giggled shyly. She was wearing a white button up blouse, black Capri pant with wedge shoes, and her hair was wavy without her ponytail. "You look handsome by the way."
Geoff whistled, "You look nice babe."
Bridgette giggled, "I do know when to dress up."
Justin sighed glad to see Naruto wear some decent clothes and not that hideous jumpsuit.
"Thanks, the guys helped me out with them." Naruto scratched his head, chucking. He was wearing a gray button down shirt, and a blue jean with his orange sneakers that he always like to wear. "Are you ready, Bri-chan?" Naruto asked with his arm out and Bridgette nodded, taking his arm as she locked her door.
"So what restaurant are we going?" She asked as they walk to the elevator.
"Well, I found one of the restaurants that have a lot of vegetables and I bet you'd like this place, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and Bridgette smiled at him, she was glad that he remembered the fact that she's a vegan and she really don't mind if he eats meat as long as she doesn't have to eat it. "But since it's a little early, I thought it would be good idea to watch a movie before dinner."
"Oh, what movie are we going to watch?" The surfer girl asked.
"Hmm, I dunno, let's go and see what the theater are playing then we'll pick one out. Is that cool with you?" The redhead rubbed his head and she nodded.
"Simple yet works," Chris said with a shrug.
Kushina giggle at how her son was acting.
"As long as it's not a scary movie."
(Total Drama Island: Trailer)
Chef whistled a tune as he walks inside Chris' trailer to get a book to read when his cinnamon rolls are ready and he hopes the campers won't be back by then because they kept taking his goodies! He blinked, noticing a thick red scrapbook, next to the empty envelope, on top of his boss's desk and pick it up to see the title on it. "Mommy's Memories?" The cooker read it out loud and glanced at the bottom to see a name. "By Uzumaki Kushina…"
Kushina gasped before she squealed. "Oh it's my scrapbook!"
Heather raised a brow and looked at Naruto, "You would have brought that?"
Naruto shrugged, "I might have since kaa-san is not alive there and if I was trying to connect with tou-san dattebayo."
Heather frowned as the Chef on the screen peeked at the book.
Chef's eyes widened before he peeks at the first page to see a picture of a sleeping baby and he can tell that it was Naruto since the baby have red hair. "Ooh, I want to see it all." The cooker chuckled as he walks out of the trailer.
Many of the girls cooed and squealed at the picture of baby Naruto, "Oh you were so cute as a baby!" Katie cried out.
"Totally adorable!" Sadie added.
"We get it," Noah muttered rubbing his ears from the loud noise.
Katie and Sadie shrugged, "Sorry, we like babies."
"Make want to pinch those tiny whiskered cheeks of his," Leshawna admitted.
Izzy cooed before she giggled, "I want to give baby Naruto whisker time."
Chef glanced at Kushina, "You got that same scrapbook?"
The mother smirked at him, "It even bigger now dattebane."
"Sweet," Chef said, "I want to see it."
Naruto had a healthy blush on his face and Heather sighed knowing this won't be going anywhere anytime soon.
(Playa De Losers: Restaurant)
After their movie, they were having their dinner and make a small talk. "So how's the salad, Bri-chan?" Naruto smiled at her as he cut the piece of salmon.
"It's good." Bridgette smiled, placing her elbow on the table and hold her head up with her hand. "Naruto, tell me, have you make any plans or goals in the future?" She was curious if he has any plans or goals in the future.
"Hmm…" The redhead tilted his head as he swallowed his meat, "Yeah, I have a lot of goals…" He started to count on his hands, "Like try to write a book, be a stuntman, travel around the world, visit my kaa-san's hometown in Japan, and many things, dattebayo. What about you, Bri-chan?"
"Let's see," Heather said ticking off her fingers as she listed off, "The book you are still trying to get round, knowing Chris he will bring you when he does World Tour so you will be traveling with us. Your mother already took you to her home town when she took you to avoid your father. And your father will no doubt have you try out dangerous stunts for the show so that's stunt man. Odd are you will be doing most of that list."
Naruto chuckled, "Yeah I can see that Heat-chan."
"My goals are just to catch some big waves and travel around the world." The surfer girl giggled, "Maybe we both will just go on a world travel, just two of us."
"Hell no," Heather muttered glaring at the screen.
"Oh, that will be so awesome, dattebayo." Naruto laughed with Bridgette.
"Yeah what I said dattebayo" Naruto said with a laugh.
"Shut up idiot."
(Total Drama Island: Outside)
"Aww, brat's first playdate with spoiled maggot!" Chef sighed as he tossed the piece of cinnamon roll into his mouth and look at the picture. It shows the two childhood friends as toddlers, Naruto was grinning widely as he hugging Heather, who was glaring at the camera with puffy cheeks and she was wearing a pink bow on her head.
"Wow, Heather did look cute," Gwen admitted.
"Still looks mean even as a rugrat," Leshawna added.
Heather growled crossing her arms but refused to respond to them.
"They were so cute back then…What happened? Why can't they stay cute?" The cooker sniffed before he glared at his tear as it quickly crawls up into his eyes.
Kushina sighed, "I know right?"
"Okay you got to bring that scrapbook next time," Chef said, "I want to see more."
"Not a problem dattebane."
"We made it!" Chef snapped his head up to see Owen ran to his cinnamon rolls and scraped them down, forgetting to tag the totem to win the invincibility for his team as the girls touch the totem.
"No, dude!" Duncan screamed out in shock, "We were so close. Why?!"
"Well, they're fresh from the oven." The oaf blinked before the cooker smacked the tray away and get in his face with deadly glare.
"Those are mine!" Chef snarled, "I was eating them when I read this book from Chris' trailer! All right, game over! Girls win, Boys lose!" He holds up the red scrapbook and Heather blinked at the book.
"He ruins everything," Chef muttered annoyingly. "Can't a guy relax without one of these maggots messing it up?"
'Wait…' The queen bee's eyes widened at the title, did this psycho cooker said it was from Chris' trailer and she recalled that Naruto said that he was going to give it to his…Her mouth dropped to the ground and grabbed her head. "Oh…My…God…Chris is Naru…Mmmph!" Heather flailing her arms around as Chef covered her mouth with nervous expression.
"Crap forgot she brat's friend," Chef said with a groan.
"Smooth move man," Chris said shaking his head.
"You're the idiot leaving the book out. You're lucky I was the only one that found the book in the first place."
"Shh, girl, keep it low." The cooker whispered, he accidentally forgets about the queen bee and he don't want her to blabbing it out loud on nationwide show. He glanced behind to see the confusing campers and bellowing out loud. "Go and vote for any maggot boys to kick off the island! Go! Go!" He was thankful that the campers ran away from him as Chef turned to Heather with a deadly glare, "Don't go blabbing it around or else…" The queen bee nodded dumbly as she stumbled off to vote and the cooker sighed, he is so going to have an earful scold from his boss.
Chef sighed "just one headache after another."
"Yeah Chris is good at giving headaches dattebane."
"Hey!"
(Campfire)
The four campers stared at Chef as he paced around with anger expression on his face. "This was supposed to be my day!" The cooker throws his hands up in the air, "I had it all planned! I was going to finish my sticky buns after finishing the scrapbook and relaxing with one of Heather's facials while I read Gwen's diary and cleaning my toenails…" He tossed the dirty knife to Duncan, "Which remind me that you need to sharpen this."
"Stabby!" The punk cried out to his ruined knife.
"Bastard," Duncan muttered harshly. He had to pay good money to get a better knife to replace it and he wasn't happy about it.
"Then I was gonna loot the rest of Owen's snack stash…But you all ruined it!" Chef snarled as he throws the marshmallows at the girls, "Here's your invinci-damn-bility!" He turned to the boys and throws the last marshmallow at the oaf. "Choke on this, glutton! Duncan, you're finished! Now get the hell out of here!"
"Good!" Duncan scoffed as he stomped toward the dock of the shame, "Get me the fuck out of here and back to juvie! At least with convicts, you know what to expect!"
"Cheerful Duncan," Courtney stated rolling her eyes.
"I'm not wrong," Duncan stated with a shrug, "I don't know what to expect with you guys."
(Dock)
"Okay, everyone!" Chef crossed his arms with glare, "So far there was so many stuffs going on and I want to make it short and sweet, unlike this mouthy boss of mine! We are now down to final three and it left us with a few questions. Who will be the next maggot to walk the dock of shame and who will win the hundred grand smacks? Find out next time on…"
"TOTAL…"
"DRAMA…"
"ISLAND!"
Chris shrugged giving a so-so sign, "Not bad but I'm still better."
"You say that for everything about you."
"You better paid me for this episode, Chris!" Chef roared with popped veins.
Chef turned again to glare at Chris. Chris himself chuckled nervously. He gotten Chef all the money he owed him but the larger man still wouldn't let Chris live it down.
(Playa De Losers: Beach)
Bridgette and Naruto were walking down the beach, barefoot as they hold hands while Naruto hold their shoes in other hand. "I think we may miss the episode." Bridgette smiled, "But I don't mind it since it's really a great date."
"Ahh," Owen said with a sigh, "That's so nice to hear."
"I'm kinda jealous," Geoff admitted, "You two really do look great together."
Bridgette smiled, recalling many moments where she was jealous. "Well you don't have to worry about anything."
"I know," Geoff said with a smile "I'm just lucky and you know what? So is that Naruto."
"Ah Geoff," Bridgette cooed.
Chris then shouted down, "No making out here! I don't want to see it!"
"Yeah, it is." The redhead chuckled, starting to swing their arms around as they reach the dock and blinked at the grumpy punk walk out of the boat. "Duncan? So you were eliminated today?"
"Whiskers?" The punk blinked before he noticed their holding hands and smirked at them. "So you two are on a date now?" They both blushed, "About fucking time you get together…" Duncan chuckled as he walks away from them with a wave, "Then I'll be off, enjoy your date."
"That's nice of you Duncan," Courtney pointed out.
The punk shrugged, "What can I say they do look nice together."
"Um…Well…" Naruto coughed into his hand, "Let me walk you back to your room." The surfer girl nodded with red face.
(Hallway)
"Well, I guess that's a good-night." Bridgette twirled her hair as they stand in front of her door and Naruto nod, rubbed his head.
"Kiss her!" Katie and Sadie shouted at the same time, causing both teen mention to blush.
"Yeah…" He leans in to take a kiss from the surfer girl and she pulled his head in to deepen their kiss as she leans against her door.
There were cheers and cat calls were heard at once again the two teens blushed. Kushina was squealing in joy for her baby. Heather was grinding her teeth to try and keep herself from commenting.
They started to making out before a voice cleared and they jumped from each other to see…
"Chris? What are you doing here?" Bridgette blinked at the host as he glanced away from them.
The cast groaned at the interruption. Kushina frowned annoyed at Chris, "Why did you mess with that wonderful scene dattebane?"
Chris groaned but didn't answer.
"Um…I was taking some suggestions for the next challenge with the final three." Chris coughed, it was really awkward for him with them since he just walked on them. "The next challenge is a dare challenge and I was going to ask you guys what kind of dare you want them to do but you were…um…" He glanced at the blushing couple, "Maybe I'll be back later…"
"Um…Nah, we were saying our good-nights…Um…See you tomorrow, Naruto!" Bridgette said faster as she ran into her room and slammed the door on them.
"Well that was awkward," Tyler said.
"Just imagine that her reaction will be when she finds out Chris is his dad," Cody added.
Geoff scratched his head, "Yeah that might be embarrassing."
Bridgette moaned feeling pity for her counterpart.
"…"
"…"
"…Um…Want to come in my room, dattebayo?" Naruto rubbed his head and Chris nodded his head with unsure expression on his face.
(Naruto's Room)
"Wow, some of your dares are very sadistic!" Chris chuckled as he wrote Naruto's suggestions down.
Chris grinned before he got made sure he got his notepad ready to hear what his son has come up with. From his counterpart's reaction they must be good and funny.
"Yeah, you should see my corncob prank." The redhead chuckled, "Everyone said it was worse than any sadistic pranks I've pulled on people…"
Heather winced hearing this. The guys however raised a brow wondering what was so bad about this prank. Naruto grinned hoping to see it in action.
They stand around in awkward silence and look around the room before the host sighed.
"Look, Naruto…Um…I'm still kinda shocked that I have a kid and…Um…" Chris rubbed his head, "I really don't know how to deal with it…Um…"
"It's okay, dattebayo." Naruto said, "I…um…I think I'm not going to call you tou-san yet until we spend some time together and…Um…You know, start a father-son relationship when both of us are ready for it..." The redhead rubbed his head, "Um…I just want to hang around with you, getting know you and well…"
"I'm fine with it." Chris speak up, "Just…um…give me some time until I get used to the fact that you're my kid and um…I think that's it for now…Good talk." The host suddenly stands up and scratched his head as Naruto nodded at him, it was getting more awkward between them and they want to end their conversation for now. "Well…See you at the end of the show…"
Kushina was smiling happy to see the two getting along. While she was worried how Chris would react to having a son she was happy to see the two can truly be a family. She wipes away a tear, feeling better than she had in a long time.
"Yeah, see you, dattebayo." The redhead watched on as Chris quickly walk out of the room and he fall back on his bed with groan. "I have a feeling that my life is going to be one crazy life…"
"Well that was a thing," DJ said.
"And it looks like we are going to the triple dog dare challenge," Chris said rubbing his hands in glee. "I can't wait to see what my boy can do."
So like DJ said, that was a thing. We see my son pull the smooth moves and got a nice date with Bridgette and Chef gets a peek at a fancy scrapbook Kushina made. Actually I don't blame him cause I want to see what she put in there. We will watch the final three and see how much my boy takes after me. What will we see the final three do? What wonderful ideas does my son want to use to torment them with? Who will make it to the finals after Naruto is through with them? Find out next time Total…Drama…Preview!
