Last time on Total Drama Preview; we get to see Naruto take his girl out on a date while Chef had some fun as host and left the remaining camper in the woods to find their way back. While that was fun the most important part was my boy showing the moves on the ladies. With a little help from the guys he managed to look the part as he took Bridgette out to dinner. Where was I in all this? Well…. ("he was getting told by Maury.") Kushina! Don't tell them that! *coughs* Anyway, while the kiddies played in the woods Chef found a scrapbook that Kushina made. While I wasn't jealous at all, ("totally was dattebane.") Wasn't! Kushina did promise to show her scrapbook so a win for me and Chef. The challenge was boring without my son or I so basically the girls won, Duncan was voted off and now Heather knows I am Naruto's father. And I got to talk to Naruto a bit as we prepare the semi-final challenge. This is going to be good. What will we see the campers do? What kind of dares will my boy bring and will the final two be different? Find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

Well I am sure everyone is happy to see this updated no? Well I deeply apologies for the long wait but unfortunately the problems of real life seem to never come easy. I manage to get most of it in order so I am back to writing. I can't say I am sorry enough for you all and I hope you all can forgive me. Even worse when I was making progress when my computer went out in me and I had to pay to get it fix and my files recovered. But also a shout out to JP-Ryder for all his help and all I can say is thank you. You don't know how nice it is to have some help when it is needed.


The screen lit up as they saw Chris on the docks once again.

(Dock)

"Last time on Total Drama Island, there was seven campers and four of them can't make it to the end." Chris grinned, "Everyone was shocked to see the fan-favorite camper, Naruto, voted out by the losers!"

"We're sorry!" Katie and Sadie both cried out.

Naruto just chuckled and waved them off to show he was not mad.

He paused to chuckling, "Now we are down to the final three campers, Gwen, Owen, and Heather! It brings up some questions! What kind of challenges are they going to face? Who will be taking the boat of loser? Who will be the winner? Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!" The host rubbed his hands with maniacal grin, "You really don't want to miss this one because it's going to be good!"

Chris copied his counterpart, "Well said other me, well said."


(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)

Naruto walked up to the teenagers as they watch the television and he takes a glance at the new episode, it was on live. "Did I miss anything, dattebayo?" The redhead asked and some of them shake their heads.

"Nah, you just missed the opening but it was kind of boring." Justin said as he checking himself out with his mirror, "Just some trash talks in confession…Well, just the girls. Owen kept talking about pancakes."

"Oh, Big O." Naruto chuckled, taking his seat on the floor.

Heather rolled her eyes at Naruto's antics.


(Total Drama Island: Stage)

"Campers, welcome to the semifinals!" Chris grinned at the campers, "The producers ran out of insane ways of torturing you, so…" The campers glanced at each other with nervous expression, "They asked the ousted campers for ideas. Turns out they had a lot! They provided with the sickest, most twisted, and insane dares imaginable in 'TDI's' version of…" Chef, in his pink dress, brings in a spinning board with huge grin, "Spin the bottle! Starting with Izzy, Trent, Cody, Justin, Naruto, Noah, Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, Tyler, Harold, DJ, Geoff, Bridgette, Duncan, Courtney, Eva, Sadie and Katie, and the homeschooled, misogynistic country boy, Ezekiel."

"Do you have to list each names?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow but the host ignored her as he turns to the camera.

"The camera was going to each of their picture as I listed the names off," Chris explained rolling his eyes, "so I would say yes I did have too."

"Put them all together, and we've got a high-stakes game of 'I Triple Dog Dare You'!" Chris spins the bottle and winked at the campers.

"What is that, grade five?" Heather scoffed, "Why don't we just do seven minutes of heaven in a skanky basement closet?"

"Yeah, good call!" Owen cheered, "You should bring Trent, Lind, and Naru here!" The group stared at him as Heather smack the back of his head.

"Who do you think Gwen would kiss first?" Cody asked Noah, "Trent or Naruto?"

"She did kiss both so I say either or," Noah admitted with a small chuckle. Both teens laughed but was rewarded when Heather took Owen's drink and splashed them both.

"Each player will take turns spinning the bottle." The host explained with a chuckle, "The camper that you land on determines the dare you'll perform." Chris pulls out a soda bottle, "You can take the dare yourself and win a get-out-of-dare freebie or inflict the dare on a fellow camper in hopes of booting them out."

"And if we refuse to do the dare?" Heather asked.

"Oh, not a good option." The host replied as he placed the bottle on Chef's tray, "Anyone who chickens out of their dare, will be sent directly to the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, does not go to the bonfire, does not collect a marshmallow, and does not get to win 100,000 bucks!" Chris gestured to the canoe, filled with money.

"Wow, that is a good idea dattebane," Kushina admitted.

Chris nodded "With how close we were to the finals I thought that was the perfect push we need."


(Confession)

"Wow, a sudden-death elimination…" Gwen smirked with crossed arms, "Good one."

Here Chris smirked though none of the campers were willing to add to his ego.


"Okay, who's ready to humiliate themselves first?" Chris grinned at the unwillingly campers.

"Oh, what the heck." Gwen shrugged, "Let's get this over with." She walks up to the spinning wheel and spin the bottle.


(Confession)

"Okay, so here's the deal." Chris smirked, "Chef and I have a little side bets going. The first bet, whoever pukes first has pony up 100 bucks. The second bet, we chose a camper and whoever scream from Naruto's dare has to pay 100 bucks." The host chuckled, "They better pray that they don't land on Naruto."

"Nice," Chef said since he was sure he would do the same thing.

"You know," Chris added thinking it over, "for shits and giggles let's pick a camper for the Naruto's part."

Chef rubbed his chin before he said "I'm game. I'll pick the fat one, he's seems like someone to not handle it."

"Sweet," Chris said shaking the larger man's hands, "I'll pick Gwen."

"Not Heather dattebane?" Kushina asked with a raised brow.

"She knows him," Chris explained, "there's no way she would stick with one of Naruto's dare."

"Duh," Heather muttered crossing her arms. She then glanced at Naruto, "What kind of dares would you make?"

"Not sure, dattebayo" Naruto said trying to figure it out. "Maybe something with the corncob prank."

Heather paled and hoped her counterpart didn't take a dare like that or worst they would show the prank itself.


"Okay, let's get this party started!" The host said as the bottle lands on Duncan, "Duncan's dare! Lick Owen's armpit!" Gwen and Heather widened their eyes in disgust. "Gwen, you can perform the dare yourself or dare one of your competitors to do it. Either way, someone's licking some armpit in the next minute."

"I triple dog dare Heather." The goth girl smirked, glanced at the paled queen bee. Heather whimpers as Owen slowly lifts his arm to expose his armpit.

Heather shivered remembering that.

"You could imagine that you're licking an ice-cream cone." The oaf encouraged.

"Shut up!" Heather snarled.

"…Minus the BO…" Owen whispered softly and the queen bee glared at him, causing him to clamed up. Heather stared at his armpit before she gives it a quick lick and gagged out as she dropped down on the ground, squirming around.

Heather had to cover her eyes not wanting to see it all over again. Naruto rubbed Heather's back, feeling bad about what she had to do. The others gagged and shivered, even those that hated Heather. They were glad she did it but they didn't want to be in her shoes. Owen felt bad about it and opens his mouth to apologies before Heather guessed what he was going to do and shouted, "Shut it!"

"Oh ho ho, man!" Chris chuckled with Chef, "That was so sick! I nearly puked…" The cooker raised his eyebrow at his boss, "Nearly!" Chef gave him a few nods; it was fair enough for him.

After her recovery, Heather gives the bottle a spin as the campers watch on nervously and the bottle slowly land on…"Naruto's dare is…" The host pulled out a tape as Chef pushes the television in, "Listen to his infamous corncob prank story until the end of it! Plus, it has bonus footage of this prank in act." The queen bee paled at the dare.

As did the real Heather, "Ah Hell no!"

The others looked confused, some wondering how bad can it be. Naruto pouts at his friend, "That's not nice Heat-chan. It's not that bad."

"It's worst!"

The others looked at them strangely, wondering how bad can the prank be.


(Confession)

"Originally, I was going to dare this weird goth girl if it was different dare but this dare is too much evil for my taste…Even if it has his prank in it…" Heather holds herself with a shiver.

This stunned the whole group. Heather hated Gwen and if she thought it was too evil to show it to her then it must be bad. Owen had a shiver run down his spine, fearing for his counterpart.


"Owen, I dare Owen." The queen bee said quickly with sweating face.

"Okay, I bet it's gonna be awesome!" Owen grinned as he sits down in front of the television, "Naru always has best stories!"

"Oh I like hearing stories," Owen said forgetting his fears for a second.

"Should we be scared for him?" Gwen asked Heather, unable to help herself.

"Yes," Heather said simply. "Very, very much."

Naruto pouts, it wasn't that bad in his opinion.

"Gwen, Heather, put these on and turn around for a while." Chris handed the girls a pair of headphones and turns to the camera with a smirk as the girls placed their headphones on. "Due to the graphical story, we will cut the feed for a certain amount of time. Chef, if you please." He paused to tapping his chin, "I got to admit it, I'm very curious about it for a while."

"Please, please, please," Heather begged that they would not get to see the prank itself.

The others looked confused, wondering what was so bad about this prank.

"Bring it on!" The oaf grinned and Chef played the tape as he put his own headphone on, one corncob prank story is enough for him. Naruto appeared on the television and waved at the camera. "Hi, Naru!" Owen giggled as the redhead start to talking about his prank, even pull out a corncob.

Heather was on the edge of her seat with fear while the others were on the edge wanting to know what this prank was about. The screen changed to a technical difficulty screen with the words 'please stand by' in bold and a tiny chibi Naruto hugging a bowl of ramen happily as a small catchy tune played. Kushina thought it was cute, cast however; "What!" "What happen!?" "Oh C'mon!" "Did you break it Chris?" "What a letdown." "Cock tease!" "Duncan!" "Oh thank god!"

Naruto pouts, both because of the fact they wouldn't get to see the prank but also because of Heather's comment. Heather herself was slumped in her seat, "That's not nice Heat-chan dattebayo."

"Neither is that prank," Heather countered.


The screen then returned too normal to show Owen again. However….

"YOU MONSTER!" Owen wailed at the static of the television as he curled up in a ball, "How could you do this to an innocent corncob! WHY!?"

Everyone stared bewildered at Owen's counterpart's reaction. Owen was no doubt the nicest person of their group and to hear him react like that made them feel uneasy. Owen gulped slightly fearing what his counterpart saw. Heather raised an eyebrow at Naruto who pouted at her. "Looks like I win," Chef said remembering the bet.

Chris blinked surprised "huh…I might have to look into that prank later."

Kushina smirk, thinking of letting Naruto preform the prank on Chris if he or his counterpart did something stupid again. And giving his track record it was most likely. For some reason Chris felt a shiver going down his spin. He had a bad feeling about this.

"Is it over yet?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow, taking a glance behind her shoulder and blinked at the sight.

"…Now I can see the resemblance…" Chris whispered to Chef with widened eyes as he hands the cooker a hundred buck.

"Now I'm really interested," Chef muttered if it got that reaction out of Chris. Maybe Kushina would give him the details. If he was lucky brat would do it on one of the more annoying maggots.

"Did you say something?" The cooker lifts his headphone with confusing expression and the host shrugged as he turned to the sobbing oaf.

"Okay, Owen, it's your turn to spin the bottle." Chris said as Owen slowly stand up with a sniffle and span the bottle, landed on Beth. "Beth's dare…" The host glanced at his cue card, "Rechewing a wad of Harold's gum." The girls gagged at the sight of wad of chewed gum as Chef carry it in jar.

"I wondered why you had interns gather a bunch of my gum," Harold muttered not really seeing what the big deal was. He could have handled this dare easily.

"I will take the dare!" The oaf grinned.

"EW!" Gwen and Heather cried out in unison.

Both girls agreed. They were both happy Owen took the dare since that meant they didn't have to do it but Owen had too much fun with that dare.

"Dude, it's chewed gum!" Chris dropped his jaws, "Harold's chewed gum!"

"So?" Harold asked aloud.

"Dude…." Duncan started before he sighed, "you know what? It would be too long to even explained."

"I know, but it must be pretty special if he's been saving it." Owen shrugged with a grin as he knocked the jar. Chef pulled his gloves on and picks the wad of gum up with tongs before lift it to the oaf's face. Owen opened his mouth as he takes the gum and starts to chew it, never noticed the group staring at him in disgust. "Mmm…Full body. A delicate, fruity aroma with a hint of citrus." The oaf described the taste with laughter, "Robust, yet balanced. Oh, summery! Oooh! And a crunchy center!" Everyone blinked as they glanced at Harold's picture and they can see that the nerd was picking his nose before they realized what the crunchy center was made from.

"EW!" Heather and Gwen shouted out as Chef and Chris gagged, forcing the bile down their throat.

Several teens also gagged not wanting to hear the details as Owen puts it.


(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)

"EW!" Everyone cried out as they jumped away from Harold while he was picking his nose.

"What?" The nerd blinked at them.

"Like for real," Harold complained. He just didn't get what the problem was.


(Total Drama Island: Stage)

"Woo-hoo!" Owen cheered to himself after blowing a gum out.

"Owen wins the first freebie." Chris gagged as he hands the oaf a bottle, "…And tetanus shot if you want."

"Nah, I'm good." Owen smiled, "Thanks!"

"Question," Gwen said holding her hand up, "If Owen dared one of us to do it, or if we landed on it and we did it…would we be offered the shot as well?"

"Thinking it over and with how gross it was, probably yes." Chris admitted shivering at the thought of chewing Harold's gum.


(Confession)

"This could be harder than I thought." Gwen muttered.

"Big time," Gwen agreed with her counterpart.

"But it just shows how you guys wanted to do dattebayo" Naruto said knowing Heather personally was determined to win these games.


"Gwen, you're up next." Chris grinned as the goth girl span the bottle again and this time, it landed on Cody. "Drop a tray of ice into your undies and let them melt." The host chuckled.

"That was actually pretty tame," Justin said to Cody, "even I can do that."

Cody shrugged since he couldn't come up with too many dares since a lot were already taken.

Lindsay moaned knowing she would have a hard time with that dare.

"That's it?" Gwen snickered, "I can handle that." She changed her mind as soon as Chef walks up to her with bucket of ice but she scooped some of them out and turns around to shove them down her skirt.

"Now that's one cool chick with a frosty 'tude chillin' by the…" Chris joked until the goth girl shouted at him with chattering mouth.

"Just give me the f-f-f-freakin' f-freebie!" Gwen snatched the bottle from the cooker's hands.

"My turn!" Heather snarled as she stood up, "And I'm taking the dare. I don't care what it is!" The queen bee stomped to the spinning wheel and turned the bottle with all of her might before it stops on Tyler.

Heather however remembered this moment and shivered almost violently. She made a mental note to kick Tyler below the belt for that one. Tyler felt a feeling of dread as he crossed his legs for protection even if he didn't know why.


(Confession)

"There is no way I was letting those nerdlings get ahead of me." Heather huffed with a shrug, "I mean, how bad could the dare be? I'd already licked Owen's armpit!"


Owen thought it over, "didn't you also…?"

"Shut it!"

'I was wrong, I was wrong!' Heather cried inside her head, staring at half-naked Owen, lying on the floor, as Chef pouring jelly in his bellybutton.

"Damn, that's one deep bellybutton." The cooker mumbled to himself.

"I know," Owen said with a chuckle, "mom says it took forever for my cord to fall out. I was always able to hide small snacks in there."

"Sorry." Owen chuckled nervously.

"Shut up!" The queen bee snarled but it falls upon deaf ears.

"Twice in a row's gotta suck." The oaf muttered softly.

"I mean it!"

"Well, especially since I never wash in there." Owen's revelation make Heather want to throw up right there, "Not 'cause I don't want to. I just forget!"

"Owen!"

"Sorry!" Owen cowered in hopes Heather wouldn't attack him.

The queen bee takes a deep breath and slurping the jelly out of the oaf's belly. After finish her dare, Heather stumbled around and fighting back the bile in her mouth. "Hey, you didn't puke this time!" Owen grinned at her but Heather gagged again.

"…You still cool?" Chris asked his co-worker and his answer was just a silent nod.

Kushina rolled her eyes, "You two would have weak stomachs if you threw up at that dattebane."

"You want to be in on this?" Chef asked to which Kushina thought it over and agreed.

Heather lied on the bed with oxygen mask as Chef checked her pulse and the host turned to the camera with a grin. "Okay, we'll give Heather a few more minutes on life support before we start the next round." Chris chuckled as he raised a tray of sandwiches, "Okay, Chef made snacks. PB&J anyone?" Heather vomited into her oxygen mask as the host takes a few steps back with Owen and they took the sandwich from the tray, ignoring the vomiting queen bee.

"That's just mean dattebayo." Naruto muttered as he hugged his best friend who shivered in his arms. He strokes her back to comfort since that seem like it terrified her. Owen would have apologized again but he feared what the queen bee might do to him.


(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)

"Poor Heat-chan." Naruto said worriedly as some teenagers smirked at the television.

"…Dude, I'm curious…" Duncan whispered to Tyler, "Where did you get this idea from?"

"Actually, I asked Naruto for some suggestions." The jock admitted.

"Huh," Tyler muttered rubbing his chin. "I actually look up some pranks on my phone and found that one website designed for pranks and dares."

Naruto's eyes went wide since he remembers putting several dares up on a site like Tyler described. He said nothing as he noticed Heather was still not paying attention. He went back to comforting her and promised to make it up to her.


(Total Drama Island: Stage)

"Nice!" Owen cheered as the bottle landed on Izzy, "Come on, Izzy! Bring it!"

"Give a purple nurple to a sleeping bear." Chris chuckled and the oaf laughed.

"Yes! Oh, sounds wicked, man!" Owen paused, "What's a purple nurple?"

"It means you have to twist the bear's nipples." Chris grinned at the sweating oaf, "Now off to the cave you go!"

Owen chuckled nervously since he remembered how the bear wasn't happy when he woke it up like that.

About twenty minutes later, Owen limped back to the stage, with bruises and bumps, and takes the bottle from the smirking host as Gwen span the bottle. It landed on Naruto and the host checked his cue card with a grin. "Naruto's dare…Face Chef in a dueling stick battle on the platform in piranha-infested pool…"

"That's it?" The goth girl snorted, "I'll do it!"

"Seems too easy," Chef muttered with narrowed eyes.

"I know," Kushina agreed, "he must not have read the whole dare dattebane."

"Makes sense to me," Naruto agreed.

Gwen raised a brow, wondering how bad the dare could be.

"Where's my dueling stick?" Gwen shouted at the host as she ducked under the swinging of the massive dueling stick and Chef laughed manically at her.

"I was going to say barehanded but you cut me off." Chris gave her a sadistic smirk before he ducks under the screaming goth girl as she flew overhead, courtesy of Chef's swing.

Chef, Kushina and Naruto nodded since that made sense to them now. Gwen scowled at being tricks like that. Even if Naruto didn't mean it to happen like that.

"Here's the freebie." The host tossed her the bottle as the goth girl groaned out and turns around to see Heather span her bottle, landing on Geoff. "Drink powdered fruit punch from the communal toilet." Heather pointed at Gwen with an evil smirk as Chris rubbed his chin with a chuckle, "Quite the predicament, Gwen. Do you use one of your two freebies or do I save them for an even sicker dare down the road? What to do? What to do?"

The goth girl inhaled deeply, "I'm going in."


(Confession)

"So freakin' sick!" Chris groaned before he smirked, "Chef's going down!"


(Bathroom)

Chris pours the powdered fruit punch in the dirty toilet and mixed it up with the plumber as Gwen and Chef watch on in disgust. "No way!" The host groaned, "That's so gross! Oh ho ho!" The goth girl takes the bendy straw from the host and take a sip from the toilet bowl before she gags as she ran to other toilet to vomit, causing the host and cooker to almost vomit on the spot but they swallow the bile back in.

The others looked like they were going to throw up as well with Harold fleeing for the restroom. Kushina looked uneasy as well but didn't think about it as the scene ended. (*1)


(Stage)

Heather smirks at the vomited-covered goth girl as Owen takes his turn and the queen bee leans closer to her. "At this rate, Trent's gonna need a fumigation squad just…" Gwen burped in Heather's face, stunned her for a while.

"Eat dog food!" Chris said as Owen landed on Cody.

"Yeah, baby!" The oaf cheered before glanced at the girls with guilty look, "Man, sorry, guys. I keep getting all the good ones."

"I swear he can eat anything," Cody muttered to which several of the others nodded. Cody chose dog food since it was more gross in his opinion since he took a dare once to eat cat food and was lucky that it was in fact tuna.

"Okay, down, boy! Heel!" Chris chuckled, "Dude, you have two freebies you can use…Better yet, you could dare an opponent…Like, say, one with only one freebie to used up?" His comment earned a glare from the queen bee.

"You still have a bit of jelly on your lower lip." Gwen pointed at her with a smirk.

"Oh, go stick your slutty face back in the toilet!" Heather shot back.

"Still upset about the kiss?" Leshawna teased to Heather who simply growled at her.

"It's cool, bro." Owen grinned, ignored the fighting girls, and takes the tray from the host. "My dog digs this food. Time to find out what I've been missing…" He ate the dog food with two bites, "Meaty-tasting!" The oaf turned to the host with dirty grin and Chris vomited on the spot as Chef throws up on the host after taking the money from his boss, caused the girls to throw up all over the stage.

"That made you two throw up?" Kushina asked the two adults before she rolled her eyes. "That was weak. The last one was way worst dattebane."

"You weren't there," Chris complained thought Kushina didn't buy it.


(Confession)

"Okay, that was so gross!" Chris said before he turns around and vomited into the toilet. "Is there nothing these freaks won't do?!" The host cried out, vomited again.


After many rounds, Chris chuckled at the exhausted campers and glanced at Owen's table, he has a lot of freebie bottles. "I can't believe no one's dropped out and Owen got twenty freebies!" The host gestured at the oaf as the said camper cheered and whistled on his bottles, playing 'twinkle, twinkle little star' tune.

"Not bad," Trent admitted seeing Owen play the tune. The big guy can have some talent when he puts his mind to it…or when food was involved.

"Gwen and Heather have squat, but not to worry." Chris grinned, "There's still plenty to be motivated about…"

Gwen leaned to Owen and whispered, "If you help me take down Heather, I'll share my winnings with you."

"What if you don't win?" The oaf asked with a raised eyebrow and the goth girl pounced on it for a while.

"I'll swing for a box of doughnuts." Gwen said.

Heather growled seeing how she was being played again.

"The lady drives a hard bargain. Deal!" Owen grinned as he gives her a high-five and turns to the host. "Chris, I'd like to give away half my freebies."

"Um…Well…Okay." Chris scratched his head, "Are you sure?" The oaf just pushes the ten bottles to Gwen's side and the host shrugged, he did not really know what to do since it was actually something that he won't even think of.

"Hello? Ix-nay on the onspiracy-cay!" Heather stomped her foot with crossed arms, "That is totally unfair! Get out your rule book and do your rule-checking thing! They're obviously gonna gang up and whoop me with dares! There has to be a rule about this kind of thing!"

"Not a single one," Chris said with a snicker.

Heather growled before Beth said, "if you weren't so mean then maybe Owen wouldn't have teamed up with Gwen."

"Well, Gwen did ask first," Owen pointed out getting everyone to look at him.

"So you're saying," Heather said slowly with her eyes twitching slightly, "is that if I asked to team up with me against goth girl…you would have done it?"

"What would I have gotten if you won or if I won?" Owen asked here.

"Cake either time," Heather offered easily. "If I won the millions then I would give a bigger one."

"Then yeah I would" Owen admitted much to the disbelief of the others.

Gwen felt very lucky she thought of the idea first since she would not stand a chance if she faced the odds Heather had faced.

"Sorry, them's the rules!" Chris smirked, "Not a rule to be had. Nada!" The queen bee grunted out and Gwen spun the bottle with evil smirk.

After series of dares, Heather was so glad that she used both of her freebies to get out of Naruto's dares…She don't want to watch one-hour loop video of two girls, one cup and she really don't want to see Alpha-S51 prank again!

Heather shivered hearing bout Naruto's dares and some of the others agreed on Heather's use of the freebies. Naruto pouts seeing as he didn't get to see more of his dares but then gin he didn't want Heather to go up against them.

She gives out a sigh of relief when she saw Gwen's spin landed on Lindsay. "Finally, I catch a break!" Heather huffed, "There is no way Lindsay could think of anything bad."

Here Heather gave out a dark and dangerous growl. She remembered thinking that as well as how it was nothing but trouble for her. She swore if her counterpart had to go through that again she was going to get back at Lindsay. Either by shaving her own head or having Naruto prank Lindsay hard. Maybe not the corncob prank since she still felt that was too evil but anything else was fair game for her.

Lindsay heard the growl and grew very nervous. She knew Heather was still mad at her dare (though to be fair it was the worst thing she could come up with) and feared for her safety. Even more so when Heather glanced back at her and made a slitting throat motion over her neck, which caused the blond to hide behind her seat in fear.

"Ooh, you're not gonna like this one." Chris snickered, "Have your head shaved by Chef!"

"What?!" The queen bee gasped with widened eyes.

"Lindsay rules!" Gwen laughed with fist pump.

"What's it going to be, Heather?" The host smirked at the nervously queen bee as she sat down on the barber chair, "Are you going to do the dare?" Chef pulls out a clipper shaver, "Or the walk of shame?" The queen bee shifts her eyes around as the shaver come closer and in panic, she kicks the shaver up in air with a cry.

Heather watched in horror knowing what was going to be coming next. Naruto and Kushina grimace remembering when they saw this live when the show was airing. They knew it was not an easy thing for Heather to go through and she was not happy when she got home. They figure she was madder at missing her hair then losing the million.

To everyone, it was in slow motion as the shaver flew down toward Heather and knocked her down to the ground.

"Noooooo!" The queen bee cried out as the shaver jumped around her head and she sat up in shock. "Huh? Wha…" She feels her head around and to her horror, there was so few clumps of hairs left.

Heather let out an angry scream, unable to believe that happen again. Naruto rubbed her back thought Heather knocked it away.

"Wow!" Chris whistled, "Well, that was an unfortunate accident. Looks like Heather's out."

"What are you talking about?!" Heather shouted, "He shaved my head!"

"True, but you didn't actually accept the dare." The host informed her, "If you had, you'd still be bald, but at least you'd be in the game."

"If it makes you feel better I'm sure Chef would have made it even," Chris called down to her.

"Yeah right," Heather muttered clearing not believing him.

Chef rolled his eyes. He would have made it an even shave since he had pride in what he did. He wasn't going to leave shoty work like that.

"That was harsh." Owen gulped as the goth girl smiled widely, "Tough break."

"AGGGGHHHH!" The queen bee roared to the sky, her cry echoed all way to the Playa De Losers.

"Damn, this maggot has quite a lung on her." Chef muttered to himself and Heather grabbed Chris' collar with deadly glare.

"Sorry, them's the rules." The host whimpered.

"I thought you said there weren't any rules!" The queen bee snarled.

"…Yeah, I know." Chris gulped, "It's complicated. But here's the rub…you lose, they win."

"You know," Kushina could not help but point out. "If she wasn't so distracted with her hair she would have kicked you where it hurts dattebane."

Chris rolled his eyes, "I doubt that."

"I so would," Heather admitted easily, "and I would have used the lessons Kushina gave me to do more damage."

Chris winced her as did a few other guys, all believing her.

"No way!" Gwen and Owen cheered together, "We won! Yes!"

"Fine!" Heather growled, "But you'll be hearing from my lawyers…" She turns around to face the host and whisper angrily. "And don't you think idiot will stop me from making your life hell for this!"

"Naruto make him pay," Heather ordered crossing her arms.

Naruto shrugged since he considered pranking his father anyways.

"Um…Does she know…" Chris glanced at Chef and the cooker nodded as the host paled. "It's gonna be a long ride." He turns around and escorts the angry queen bee to the boat of loser.

"A long ride to hell!" Heather snarled as Chef steps into the boat and shipped away from the host and the final two campers.

"And then there were two!" Chris turns to Gwen and Owen with a grin. "Tune in to see who will be the winner on Total Drama Island!"

"I am baby!" Owen declared.

"Well it is starting to look like how things went down here," Noah pointed out, "It's a possibility."


(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)

Everyone laughed at the queen bee's humiliation but only Naruto didn't laugh because it was his friend and he stood up. "Naruto, where are you going?" Bridgette asked, glances at him as he walk to the door.

"To see Heat-chan and make sure she's okay, dattebayo." The redhead smiled at her before he heard something that makes him frown.

Heather sighed, "Thanks Naruto."

"No problem Heat-chan."

"You know what would be sweet?" Harold smirked, "We would all go to the dock and laugh in her…"

"Finish this sentence and you will be in a lot of pain." Naruto growled as the nerd cowered under his glare before the redhead walk out of the room and everyone frowned at the nerd.

Naruto narrowed his eyes. "They didn't do that did they dattebayo?"

"No they didn't" Heather reassured him. She had expected it but it never came on her end.

"Is it something I said?" Harold asked.

"Yes." Duncan grunted out as he stands up and walk back to his room, the queen bee already got her karma and he is not this cruel enough. That and no one want to piss Naruto off or the redhead will make you face the corncob prank…'Why did I ask Cody about this prank…'

Duncan raised a brow. After everything he has been hearing about it he wondered how bad of a prank it would be.


(Dock)

Heather fights back her tears as the boat reached the dock and she glanced up to the sky to see it was almost dark before she feels something placed on her head. The queen bee's head snapped around to see Naruto smiled a gentle smile at her and she felt her head, recognizing that it was his orange beanie hat. "You did your best, Heat-chan." The redhead said as he sends a nod to Chef and takes some baggage from the cooker.

"Idiot…" Heather sniffled softly, covered her eyes with the hat and Naruto take a glance at her as he waved bye at Chef. "…Can I stay in your room for a while, please…"

"…Sure, Heat-chan." The redhead scratched his head, he knows that his childhood friend is very upset about her hair and everything.

Heather said nothing but was glad her counterpart had her friend to stand by her. Naruto helped after she came back but it wasn't really the same.


(Naruto's Room)

"So you got together with Klutzy?" Heather mumbled as Naruto shaved the rest of her hair off in the bathroom.

"Oh yeah she didn't know yet," Bridgette said recalling that. "How mad do you think she will be?"

"I don't know," Geoff admitted, "But I don't think she will do any drastic yet since she might not want to upset Naruto."

"Yeah, just recently, dattebayo." The redhead turned the shaver off and cleans up the mess. He never noticed the narrowed eyes of the queen bee, it looks like she has a lot of work to do but how? "Since it's over now, I hope you and Bri-chan will get along very well soon." He chuckled as he handed her the orange beanie hat and jumped a little when Heather snatched it out of his hand, placed it on her head.

"…And why don't you tell me about Chris?" The queen bee crossed her arms as she walks to sit down on his bed and the redhead blinked at her. "Why don't you tell me that he's your father?" Heather snarled, "I thought that we don't have any secret between us and you didn't tell me about him?!"

Heather turned to glare at him but he held his hands up "Kaa-chan didn't want anyone else to know really dattebayo. And you didn't like him so I thought it would be a bad idea to tell you."

Heather scowled, "You're lucky it doesn't matter now."

"True…But would you believe me if I told you this?" Naruto sighed and she blinked, he was right. If he told her early, she would just laugh it off and don't believe it for a second.

"That too" Naruto added since he knew no one would believe it anyways.

Heather huffed, "Fine…But I still can't believe that you are relating to that bastard."

"Wouldn't Naruto technically be the bastard since his parents never…" Harold started but was knocked over when Kushina threw the remote at his head, "Don't finish that sentence dattebane!"

"I know." The redhead chuckled before they both hear the knocking at his door and he opened it to see Bridgette.

"Hey, Naruto." The surfer girl smiled, "I hope you remember that we were going to watch the movie in your room."

"Nah, I don't forget." Naruto chuckled as he let her in and Bridgette stopped in the middle of room, staring at the scowling queen bee.

Heather narrowed her eyes before she handed Naruto her drink, "get me a refill idiot."

Naruto shrugged but took the drink and left the room. The others wondered what that was bout. Bridgette however had a bad feeling about it.

"Um…" The surfer girl glanced at her boyfriend for an answer and he caught on.

"Heat-chan is feeling down so she's going to stay here for a while, dattebayo." Naruto said and Bridgette sighed as the redhead takes the remote to rent some movies on television. He never noticed the glare between Heather and Bridgette as the surfer girl sat down on the floor, leaning against the bed. "Oh, do you guys want to watch 'Confession of Murder'?" Naruto grinned before he blinked at the screen, "…How come they have all of these foreign movies?"

"Is it scary?" Bridgette gulped.

"Nah, it's thriller." Heather snorted at the surfer girl, "Just play it, I don't care…" The redhead shrugged and rented the movie before he walks to the door.

"I'm going to get some drinks and popcorn; do you want anything?" Naruto asked.

"Grape soda." Bridgette takes a glance at the queen bee, do she has to be in a same room with this girl?

"Just get me orange soda." Heather muttered and the redhead nodded as he leaved his room.

Everyone stared as they saw Naruto leave, "is he seriously leaving those two alone?" Justin asked in disbelief.

"This is going to be messy" DJ winced and covering his eyes.


(Convenience Store)

"Hey, Naruto." The redhead glanced to see Trent as soon as he steps inside the store, "What brings you here?"

"Just to gets some drinks and popcorn for movie night, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, grabbing a few of soda.

"With Bridgette?" The musician smirked at the redhead.

"Yep, and Heat-chan too." Trent paled at his comment and swallows his Adam's apple.

"Um…Where are they?" The musician asked.

"Oh, they are in my room, dattebayo." Naruto grinned and turns around to buy the popcorn, never noticed the fact that Trent just face palmed. It's not good idea to leave them alone in same room, even Owen would know that! The musician starts to wonder about the situation in the redhead's room…He bet they are trying to kill each other…

"Is he really that dense?" Trent could not help but ask.

"Yes," Heather muttered annoyingly.


(Naruto's Room)

Bridgette chews her lips, her eyes kept shifting her glance from the door to the silent queen bee and she wonder when Naruto will be back because the tension in this room is too thick for her. "Hey!" Bridgette jumped at Heather's voice before she turns to the scowling queen bee, "I'm going to give you a warning…I will steal him away from you." Heather declared, "Even I will steal him from anyone if they got him away from you."

"What!" "Seriously girl?" "Don't do it!" were the cries from several of the girls. Chris glanced at Kushina but was had her hands clasped together, enjoying the scene.

"You can't!" The surfer girl narrowed her eyes at the queen bee, "We love each other a lot and there is no way that he will never break up with me! We just got in our…"

"First relationship." Heather cut her off, "It's common knowledge that first relationship always never work out at all…I wouldn't be surprised if he meets someone much better than you and decided to 'upgrade' from homely girl to beauty."

"He's not like that!" Bridgette shouted, "Naruto will never do that at all!"

"Yeah!" Bridgette could not help but say, "don't try and fill my girl's head with stuff like that!"

Heather shrugged clearly believing what her counterpart was saying.

"Say all you want but it's the truth." The queen bee scoffed, "Either way, I will still steal him away from anyone and make him mine…" Heather narrowed her eyes at the surfer girl, "I also don't trust anyone that dates my idiot because you people will hurt him in the end and I can't have that happen at all!" Bridgette was about to say something but they both hear the door opening and turns to see the smiling redhead.

"Here are the drinks." Naruto grinned as he handed them their sodas, "So what did you talk about?"

"And he's not going to know is he?" Tyler asked aloud.

"Nope," Noah said since he knew Heather would not tell him and Bridgette would not want to mess with Naruto and Heather's friendship.

"Asian drama." Heather said quickly to prevent the surfer girl from revealing her agenda, "I was telling her about some of our favorite shows that can be find on the internet."

"I bet you kept talking a lot about Korean drama more than Japanese drama, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he plays the movie, "Well, let's start the movie." He never noticed the girls growling at each other silently, neither did he see his girlfriend glance at him worriedly.

"I'm back dattebayo," Naruto called out returning to the room. "What'd I miss?"

"Nothing," Heather said simply, "Just about different movies."

"See you two can be friends," Naruto said sitting back down.

The others were quite since they weren't sure what to say. Chris however found the drama amusing and with the first season almost over, he could not wait to see what else can happen.


And there we have it. Heather is bald once again and the final two is the same. Kind lame but since my boy is not there we have to get the losers a chance. He did make the dares interesting with his choices but now I am interested in that corncob prank. Maybe I will get to see him do it to one of our losers but here's hoping. Who will win the final? How will the rest react to whatever my son brings to the challenge and will I ever get Kushina to stop being mad at me? I said I was sorry already! But find out next time Total…Drama…Preview!


*1 And a small note here. sorry if you guys wanted a better reaction but I hate this part. I nearly always throw up seeing this or even reading it unless I speed through it. heck in Total Drama Shinobi I will down right skipping it I dislike it so much. I am sorry if you all are disappointed but I just can't do it.