Last time on Total Drama Preview; we watch as three campers went down to two. We saw some of the grosses dares and even caused a few break downs. My boy really did a number on Owen when the big boy saw Naruto's corncob prank. No idea what it does but from the reactions and how Heather fears it, it must be good. I might have to see it something. *Shivers* Whoa, that doesn't seem good. But anyways we saw Owen eating anything out in front of him while Gwen and Heather were gunning for each other. We saw a few more of Naruto' dares which were entertaining and once again Gwen made a deal with Owen. However, we learned that Owen was willing to make the same deal with Heather but he goth girl simply beat her two it. That got the queen bee screaming. In fact, this was not a happy episode for Heather with the final blow being when she lost her hair…again. Now we will see who will win the finals of Total Drama Island. Will Owen win again, or will Gwen change the game? What kind of crazy things will Naruto bring for the final challenge? Find out right now on Total…Drama…Preview!

Disclaimer; I do not own anything from TD nor from Naruto. I am simply using the story of What a Dramatic Life to make a nice little story with the author's permission.

God, I feel so much better getting this out. Happy New Year everyone and welcome to the first update of the new year and one of my fan's favorite's. Now everyone is wondering where I was for the past few months. And the thing is…I was not doing too well. Stress from both work and life were really getting to me and I was messed up really bad. Nothing life threatening but I ended up in a dark place. So, I took that time to focus on a few things and get work settled down. I know it was unexpected (myself included) but I really needed to just step back and breath. Just to get myself together. I apologies for worrying everyone but I will be working on updates more often this year, but I won't give any schedules. So, here's to a new year and new beginnings. Cheers.

But also a shout out to JP-Ryder for all his help and all I can say is thank you. You don't know how nice it is to have some help when it is needed.


(Total Drama Island: Campfire)

A few days went by, Chris sat on the tree stump and grinned at the camera. "Welcome to the most dramatic, thrilling episode yet!" The host said, "It has been a long eight weeks at Camp Wawanakwa and Total Drama Island is about to come to an end. Today, two campers remain. By sundown, only one will be left standing! That camper will go home with a check for 100,000!" Chris paused to let the info sink in, "Who will it be…Brooding, untanned alternative artist Gwen or the large and loveable goofball Owen? We asked our finalists to record their thoughts in our confessional booth before going into the final round."


"Wow," Owen said with a chuckle, "it's so weird seeing how the final two are the same."

Heather huffed, fully believing that either Naruto or herself should have been in the final two.

(Confession)

"I had a wicked time!" Owen cheered, "It was awesome!"

*Static*

"What was it like being here for eight weeks?" Gwen deadpanned, "It sucked, that's what."

*Static*

"You think it's easy cooking for 22 ungrateful teenagers and one grateful brat?" Chef glared at the camera, "Man, I've had better jobs in prison."

Chef nodded, glad that Naruto didn't complain about his cooking. He wasn't making his best in purpose, but the point stills stand.

*Static*

"The food was awesome!" Owen laughed.

*Static*

"…Make that two." Chef grunted, he forgets about the oaf with bottomless pit.

*Static*

"The food was disgusting!" Gwen crossed her arms, "I swear some of them were alive!"

*Static*

"Does this look like a five-star restaurant to you?" Chef muttered with his hands on hip.

"Man, you are complaining a lot here," Chris said to Chef.

"It was the final episode, technically. I was allowed to complain about the maggots since they don't shut up about my food."

*Static*

"And the people were just awesome!" Owen grinned, remembering the events during the eight weeks.

*Static*

"Most of people here sucked!" Gwen huffed, "They were nothing but a bunch of backstabbing, manipulative, two-timing, fame-hungry, dim-witted, certifiably insane, really weird, psychotic, redneck, overbearing, goody-goody, know-it-all, party-obsessed jerks!" The goth girl blows her hair up, "I was lucky enough to meet six people who were actually sane...Yeah, even Naruto…"

*Static*

"The one thing I'll be remembered for?" Owen hummed, "I hope my great personality." He released a fart.

"Pretty sure we remember the farts more," Tyler whispered to the other guys who nodded.

*Static*

"What will I be remembered for?" Gwen raised her eyebrows, "My great personality…Okay, I'm done here!"


(Court)

Chris chuckled at the longest confession footage and turns to the camera with Owen and Gwen. "Now it's time to welcome the twenty-one campers who did not make it to the finals." The host gesturing at the incoming eliminated campers as they take their seat on the benchers.

"Hey, guys!" Owen waved at them with a joyful laughter, "Good to see ya!" Gwen looks away from Trent with a lightly blush as he walks past her. Her feelings kept changing every time she saw the musician.

Trent frowned slightly seeing how Gwen was looking away from him. Sure, they didn't work out as a couple but that was during Total Drama Action. He wondered what was up. Even Gwen was confused by this.

"Would everyone who's walked the dock of shame and left camp on the boat of losers kindly take a seat in the peanut gallery of failure?" Chris grinned at them, "The side you choose should represent who you would like to cheer on to victory in today's final competition…" He paused to see that Naruto did not choose the side and the redhead noticed the host's staring.

"I can't really decide which side to take since they're my friends, dattebayo." Naruto shrugged and Chris decided to let it slide this time since it's up to the campers to make their own decision.

Chris pouts, "way to ruin my fun Naruto."

Naruto himself shrugged, "sorry, not sorry dattebayo."

"Nice hat." Gwen mocked Heather as soon as she saw the orange beanie hat on the queen bee's head.

"Oh, bite me!" Heather scowled before she gives out a yelp as Izzy touched her hat and swatted her hands away. "Stop touching my hat, crazy girl!"

Heather growled at the reminder of how her character was bald…again! At least her counterpart had a hat to hide it.


(Confession)

"Gwen is going down!" Heather smirked, "How do I know? It's amazing how easy it is to tamper with baked goods and make a fake love letter from Lennon wannabe…" She showed the laxative bar to camera, "Sucker!"

Gwen raised a brow at this, since this was the first time she heard of this. But then smirked as she figured out what happen. Best of all she didn't have to do anything to stop Heather.


The queen bee smiled at the finalists, causing the goth girl to be wary of her. "Why is Heather smiling like that?" Gwen asked with narrowed eyes and the oaf tapped his chin before snapped his fingers.

"Maybe she loves her new hat!" Owen said, "Or she could just be really happy for us!"

"Wow, do you ever have negative thoughts about anyone?" The goth girl blinked at the good-natured oaf and her answer was just a shrug.

"There was the time he called Heather out during the tag-team challenge," Duncan reminded them.

"Not to mention season two," Courtney added bitterly.

Owen felt the glared from both Heather and Courtney and chuckled nervously. He didn't want to be on the bad end of those two girls.

"Gwen, Owen, this is your chance to tell the peanut gallery of failure what would you do with the money if you won and why you deserve it." Chris smirked.

"Well, I guess I'm pretty proud of getting this far." Gwen tilted her head, "I mean, maybe if I can survive here, the rest of high school won't be so bad…"

Izzy's laughter cut her off before the crazy girl just realized that she was laughing out loud. "Oh, sorry!" Izzy giggled nervously.

Izzy nodded in agreement, "Yeah that's a silly thought."

She didn't see how everyone else gave her looks but none voiced their concerns.

"Well, I'm always good for my word and I did promise to split my hundred grand with Owen, but that would still leave me a ton of cash." The goth girl smiled, "I guess I'd go travelling and then to university to study art history."

"Woo!" Leshawna hollered, "Yeah, that's it! Girlfriend's got some goals!"

"Very cool." Trent nodded.

"Very respectable," Courtney agreed since she was sure if she won (any season which she believed she deserved) she would gave put money into collage as well.

"Wow, that's so sweet!" Chris said with hands on his chest before he deadpanned, "Boring but sweet…Owen?"

"…I'd throw the biggest, hugest, sickest party ever and invite everyone here!" Owen cheered, "Booyah!" The oaf's comment brings the half of the campers from Gwen's bencher to his side.

Gwen rolled her eyes since this happen years ago, but she still remembered how easily they were swayed. Heather smirked as she knew Gwen had very few supporters.

"Still on neutral side, Naruto?" Chris chuckled at the unmoving redhead.

"Yeah…" Naruto scratched his head, "Both of them have a good idea of using their winning but it's hard to pick a side, dattebayo."

"It kinda is," Naruto himself admitted, "you guys are both friends and I would have a hard time picking sides with anyone dattebayo."

"Even me idiot?" Heather questioned with a raised brow.

Naruto just messed her hair, which was slapped away, "besides you Heat-chan."

"At least you're not a total sellout like these guys." Gwen muttered angrily.

"Oh, oh, and I forget!" Owen giggled, "It'll be on a yacht!" cue one more camper to his side.

"Nice…" The goth girl rolled her eyes.

"Sorry," half the cast said aloud, but none were too ashamed of themselves.

"Well, Naruto? Last chance." Chris grinned as the redhead shakes his head, "Okay, your loss…Oh, mind tell me something…" The host placed his arm around Naruto as he gives the camera a sly grin, "How was your make-out with your lovely surfer girlfriend after your date?"

Both Naruto and Bridgette blushed at this, even more when some of the other camper cat called to them. Heather was gritting her teeth at this reminder and was glad that the two were dating for real. Part of her hoped it stayed that way even if that means she would have to put with the couple for real. Kushina was beaming and holding back a squeal. She was so happy for her baby and hope to see more.

"Um…No comment…" Naruto blushed harder as he glanced at his red-faced girlfriend.

"You got together with Bridge? Wooo-hooo!" Owen cheered, "I win the bet pool!"

"Nani?" Naruto muttered confused.

"Don't worry about it," Heather replied quickly. She had forgotten about that dumb thing.

"…WAIT, NANI?!" The redhead cried out, never noticed the boys whistled as they glanced away from the shocked redhead.

"All right!" Chris chuckled as he walks to the finalists' side, "It's time for the final challenge, the rejected Olympic relay race…" He gestured at the jogging cooker with flaming plumber in his hand, "Each of the three parts was pitched to the committee but sadly rejected as an Olympic sport." Chef jabbed the flaming plumber in the toilet bowl as the host pulls out two animal hats, "First, each of you has to put on one of these."

"I think it's clear why this event wasn't accepted." Gwen deadpanned as she glanced at her chicken hat, at least she doesn't get this big cow hat…

Chris frowns at their dissing his idea while Kushina giggled. He wanted to try and defend himself but felt happy that Kushina was liking them even for a different reason.

"Dressed as a cow and a chicken, run to the first location and shimmy up the pole to retrieve your flag." Chris ignored the goth girl as he starts to explain the final challenge, "If you don't have the flag, don't bother coming off that pole."

"Oh, that's be gonna to tough for the big guy." Geoff gasped with the teenagers.

"Next, you'll cross a 300-meter balance beam suspended across a massive gorge while carrying an eagle's egg." The host grinned at the campers.

"Oh." Owen chuckled, "Is that all?"

"Wait for it" Noah muttered recalling both the extra eagle attacking and Christ antics in general.

"No." Chris smirked at the sweating oaf, "Below, your friends, the rare but real man-eating freshwater sharks."

"You had to ask…" Gwen deadpanned, sending a glance at the paled oaf.

"I would have mentioned them anyways," Chris pointed out, "It's just more entertaining to burst you bubbles like that."

"The final leg of the race is a long-distance ran, returning to the finish line here." The host chuckled, "First camper to arrive wins!"

"Good luck, Owen." The goth girl said with a smile, "If I had to lose to anyone here, it'd be you."

"Aw, that's so nice, I hope you lose to me, too!" Owen grinned innocently.

"If that was anyone but Owen I would most likely have been insulted," Gwen said to her friend. Lovable the big guy might be, but he does have his moments even without meaning them.

"Yeah, go, Owen!" Geoff cheered from the bencher, "We want to party!"

"You're gonna get one!" The oaf gives him a thumb-up as his supporters cheered, "Whoo-hoo!"

"Go, Gwen!" Leshawna shouted, "Kick his butt, girl!"

"You can do it, Gwen!" Trent called out and the sassy girl nudged Eva.

"I don't cheer." The bodybuilder grunted as the musician kept rooting for the goth girl.

Trent glanced nervously at Eva, but the girl barely reacted at all to their characters interacting.

"On your marks…Get set…GO!" Chris announced and watch the finalists ran off, Gwen in the lead. The goth girl just decided to jog since there's a huge gap between her and the oaf until someone ran up to her side, causing her to look to see Trent. Behind them, Geoff and Izzy were at Owen's side.

"Um…Are you going to allow it, dattebayo?" Naruto asked the host with a raised eyebrow as he watches the losers running with the finalists.

"Yep!" Chris grinned, "I have a feeling that it will get more interesting."

"And you kids did not disappoint me…for once."

Gwen grunted out as she attempts to climb the pole, but it was too slippery for her and the goth girl glared at the musician next to her. "You know, just because you're rooting for me doesn't mean I have to like you."

"I thought you were over the whole me-false-kissing-Heather thing." Trent said, "Wasn't my fault. She ambushed me."

"This again?" Harold asked, "Did we already go through this?"

"Here not there," Leshawna reminded him, "but at least they can clear the air."

"I said I was over it." Gwen growled, "I didn't say I wanted to go out with you anymore…Ugh! Why is my flagpole so slippery?!" No one noticed the smirking queen bee holding a butter bar and she send the camera a wink.

Gwen gave the queen bee a glare to which she smirked back at her. Naruto rolled his eyes but said nothing as it was just her completive streak showing again.

"Well, if you're gonna stand there annoying me, make yourself useful!" The goth girl muttered angrily before she stared at the musician as he takes his shirt off and wiped the pole.

"Yo! Let's go, girl!" Leshawna shouted as Gwen turns her head to the sassy girl with a blink, "You don't have time for daydreaming!" The goth girl widened her eyes and jumped on the flagpole as Owen finally reach the flagpole. He struggled to get up the pole, but it was difficult for him, even with Geoff, Izzy, and Heather's help.

"Aw, man!" The oaf whimpered as he slowly climbs to the top and ripped the flag off the pole. "Yes!" Owen cheered, "I got it! I got the flag!" He looks down with nervous expression, "How do I get down?"

"Slide down likes a fireman, dude!" Geoff shouted and wishes that he doesn't say it as the oaf slide down the pole with a noisy squeak.

At once the cast had to cover their eyes as the volume seem to be higher, making them hear the squeak as it went. Up top Chris chuckled with his earmuffs on as well as Chef and Kushina having theirs on as well. After a minute he turned it back to normal.

"…I hope that no one maxed out the volume on their television, dattebayo." Naruto winced at the sound before Owen finally reaches the ground.

"Me too, brat, me too." Chef agreed with a nod.

"I blame Chris," Duncan muttered, rubbing his ears.

"I have conquered mount pole!" The oaf grinned with his flag in air before the queen bee leans to him with a glare.

"That's great, but weird goth girl is getting ahead." Heather stomped her foot, "Get your lazy ass in gear now, fatty, now!" Owen screams out as he ran away from the angry queen bee and chasing Gwen and Trent.


(Confession)

"Okay, these chicks are all starting to scare me." Owen whimpered as he taps his index fingers together, "Glad Lind is not like them…Maybe I won't invite them to the party…Psych!"

"That nice that you still invited them to the party dattebayo" Naruto said to Owen.

"Yeah sorry I couldn't invite you Naru."

"Don't worry about, we haven't met yet."


(Gorge)

"Okay, new intern, I know it's weird that you're starting on our last episode, but all of the other interns died already." Chris chuckled at the nervous intern as the new guy look down the gorge, "All you have to do is test out this final challenge and make sure it's moderately safe." The intern looks down to see one of the sharks beckoning him and he shrugged before taking a few cautious steps on the beam. "Don't look down, dude!" The host grinned before winced as the intern falls down into the lake with a few chomps. "…Look safe to me anyway." Chris shrugged, the intern will make it to the ER.

"I am surprised you weren't sued dattebane" Kushina said to Chris.

"I have them under contract," Chris explained with an evil smirk, "made it air tight so they can't sue me for injury or endangerment."

"I'm surprised that no one sued you over this stuff…" Naruto deadpanned.

"They wish but it's all in contract!" The host laughed as the camera stops recording them,

"Exactly!"

"Anyway, remember…"

"Hai, I know…" The redhead cut him off as he rubbed his head, "But are you sure that you want to do…"

"Yeah, it's better to get it out right away." Chris nods, "We'll talk more about that after this challenge." Naruto sighed and give him a nod.

"What are you up to dattebane?" Kushina asked with narrow eyes.

"I'm sure it is nothing bad," Chris said not wanting to admit he was slightly nervous. His counterpart did mess up once with their son he didn't want to take the blunt of that again.


Gwen growled, why can't he take a hint? The goth girl narrowed her eyes at the musician, "You don't have to follow the whole time, you know?"

"I don't have anything better to do." Trent said.

"Wow make her feel so important," Duncan joked getting a couple of laughs.

Trent blushed as did Gwen. "Okay I'll admit, I could have worded that better."

"Why don't you go cheer for Owen?" Gwen asked as she glanced away from him, "I know you want to go to his party."

"Yeah, and I'm thinking of bringing you." The musician grinned widely before he pointed at something in front of them, "Hey, check it out!" The goth girl looks at the spot that he was pointing and see the egg nest, next to the gorge. They inched their way to the edge of the cliff and look down. "…I'll meet you on the other side, okay?" Trent winked at the goth girl.

"Right…" Gwen rolled her eyes, "Like you care."

"I do." The musician smiled, "It doesn't look that bad." Trent gives her double thumb-ups and the goth girl look down again as he walks away.

"I thought it looked bad," Owen said, not getting how Trent was trying to make Gwen feel better. "I mean there was the gap…the sharks…and the eagles."

"Owen, we get it," Gwen said just to get him to stop. It was bad enough the first time and watching it all over again didn't make it better.

"I'm going to die now…" Gwen gulped, "I'm gonna frickin' die!" She looks up to see Chris, Chef, Naruto, and…Trent? How the hell did he get on the other side faster?!

"Okay, Gwen has her eagle's egg and is starting the second challenge." The host grinned as the said girl balancing herself on the beam with the egg in her hands.

"What are the eggs for?" Trent asked nervously. Whatever the host has in plan, it does always have a twist.

"Oh, you'll see." Chef chuckled with a sadistic smirk and the musician gulps softly as he glanced at the goth girl, joined by the oaf.

"Listen closely, Owen." Heather whispered to the said camper, "I really want you to have this party more than anything in the world. Now, I'm helping you as much as I can, but you've gotta lock it up, get it!" The queen bee shoves the egg into the oaf's hand.

All Heather could do was groan. She hated how she was forced to give Owen a pep talk to get him going but she rather he would have won then Gwen.

"Okay, sure, Heather." Owen nods before take a glance at the gorge, "Alexander the frickin' great, that's a deep gorge!" He whimpered as the sharks leap out of the water and look up to see Gwen stumbling around on her beam, causing him to gulp, never noticed the queen bee smirking at the goth girl.

"Whoa, whoa!" Gwen nearly slipped but managed to stay on the beam as everyone gasped worriedly, "Whaa!"

"That's it, get your balance back and stay calm!" Trent encouraged with a grin.

"Yeah, imagine that there is a safety net under you, dattebayo." Naruto called out to the finalists, but it falls upon deaf ears.

"Oh, no!" Owen tossed the egg up in air with a scream, "Hang on, Gwen! You can do it!" The egg fell into his arm, "Just don't fall into the shark-infested water!"

"You're really not helping, Owen…" Gwen muttered, attempts to regain her balance back.

"It really wasn't" Gwen muttered.

"Be louder next time Owen," Heather ordered, leaving Owen confused as to who he should listen too.

"Sorry!" The oaf said as soon as the goth girl finally get her balance back, much to their joy and no one noticed the scowling queen bee crossing her arms.

"And when is that stupid cupcake gonna kick in?" Heather muttered to herself. Owen slowly inching himself across the balance beam and finally take the lead by an inch since Gwen was taking her steps with caution until they hear a bird screech.

"Ahh!" The oaf yelped, barely hold on his egg.

"What was that?!" Gwen cried out before they look up to see the angry eagles as they flew toward the competitors.

"Angry eagle parents." Chris grinned, taking a glance at Duncan and Courtney since they decided to watch it up close.

"You both had their eggs," Chris pointed out to them. "You really should have seen that coming."

"We should've," Trent agreed to which the others nodded annoyingly.

"Oh snap, that is messed up." The punk chortled as he gives the host a low-five.

"What, you mean you like watching this?!" The CIT glared, "They could die!"

"Mellow your yellow, babe." Duncan snorted, "This is awesome tv."

Courtney turned her head with a huff. Duncan ignored her since he knew what would happen next.


(Confession)

"Duncan is so immature." Courtney growled, "What is it about almost dying and bodily functions that guys love?"


"Uh because it's awesome?" Duncan offered to her, "not everyone can be excited about something boring."

Courtney scowled but was determined not to go to his level.

"Why would I want to watch Gwen and Owen risk their lives?" Courtney asked with narrowed eyes.

"This is life at its most raw." Duncan smirked as he gestured at the nervous musician, "Check out Elvis here with his guitar. One misstep, and his crush is shark bait…" The punk crossed his arms, "Now, that would make for an interesting song."

Trent made sure not to meet anyone's eyes. Now that he was hearing about it he would admit it would be an interesting song. A song about risk and how you can lose your love. He made a mental note to try something out.


(Confession)

"Then again, danger is kind of hot." Courtney sighed dreamily.

Duncan shot her a smirk to which the girl huffed and turned away from him, mostly so he wouldn't see the blush on her face.

*Static*

"Teenagers, I never understand them…" Chef rolled his eyes, crossing his arms.

"Amen brother," Chef nodded at his words. "Amen."


The CIT grabbed Duncan's collar and kiss him on the spot before push the punk back. "You're still not my type." Courtney panted with glare.

"You make me sick." Duncan growled and they stared at each other before they start to make out as the host rolled his eyes.

"Ummm…" Naruto was about to say something, mostly because he was confused due to their words don't match their actions. But Heather cut him off by saying, "Forget about it idiot."

The eagles screeched again, zooming on the creature's targets.

"Shnikies!" Owen yelled, "It's coming this way." One of the eagles swooped by them, "What do we do?"

"Step on it!" Gwen shouted out with widened eyes before they quickly walk across the beams, ignoring the snarling sharks and the screeching eagles.

"Insert eagle parents." Heather said as she dragged Justin, "Nice twist."

"You can do it, Gwen!" Trent cheered her on, "You're the most awesome girl I've ever met! In fact, I was thinking, I think I lo…"

"Okay, I so can't deal with distractions right now, Trent!" The goth girl shouted angrily, can't he see that she is trying to survive this challenge?!

"Your boy is being a bit crazy," Leshawna said to Trent.

"I'm surprised too," Trent agreed. "I know Gwen needed to focus and while I gave encouragement, I don't think that's helping." He turned to Gwen, a thought suddenly came to him, "I wasn't distracting you, was I?"

"No, you went that distracting."

"Then you're gonna hate this!" Heather snickered as she ripped the shirt off the model and the competitors halted in their track, staring at the bare-chested model. They weren't the only one that watch the model, the animals stopped trying to attack the campers and just staring at the dreamy model.

"Gwen, ignore the incredibly hot man candy and keep walking!" Trent shout out as he blocks their view, never noticed the raised eyebrows from Naruto and Duncan.

Cody shot Trent a look. "Dude? Really?"

Trent gave him a deadpan look and pointed up to Justin himself. "Am I wrong?"

They all looked at Justin, who raised a brow at them. Finally, it was Geoff who said, "fair point."

The musician's block was successful, the competitors blinked and focus on their task since there was no more distractions this time. Gwen was first to reach the other side and toss the egg lightly in the nest as Heather watch on in shocked.

"Hmph, is that all you've got?" The goth girl smirked, earning a sneer from the queen bee as the goth girl ran off again.

"There you go, little eagle eggy." Owen grinned at his egg as he rests it on the nest, "Don't worry, I'm sure that…"

"Run!" Heather snarled as she flails her arms around, "She's getting the lead again!"

"That's not nice Heat-chan," Naruto said to her, "he was just concern for the egg dattebayo."

"Like I care."

"Okay! Sheesh!" The oaf sighed, starts to jog, doesn't she know that slow and steady always win the race?

"No, it doesn't!"


Gwen grits her teeth, taking a glance over her shoulder to see Trent and give out a small sigh that he can't even hear it. "Glad you didn't die back there." The musician sighed as he ran beside her.

"Smooth Trent," Noah said in his usual deadpan tone, "very smooth."

"Gee, thanks…" The goth girl muttered, "Oh, I almost forget. Thank for the cupcake."

"What cupcake?" Trent blinked at her.

"The one you left for me?" Gwen raised her eyebrow at him.

"I didn't leave you a cupcake." He said, "Was it good?"

"I don't know." The goth girl glanced away, "I didn't eat it."

Heather gritted her teeth, knowing that Owen seem to have done everything in his power to sabotage himself, and by extent herself.


Owen's stomach rumbles and he stop in his track before ran off to the outhouse, holding his ass. "OWEN, NO!" Chris screamed in terror, "NOT IN CONFESSION CAM!" Everyone gasped at the shaking outhouse and they can hear the oaf screaming out.

Chris glared at Owen, "Dude you are so lucky we manage to block the cam out in time. That would have lost major ratings for us."

"I thought you like putting them through gross challenges dattebane" Kushina observed.

Chris manage to give her a blank look (since a deadpan one would get him in trouble). "would you want to see Owen during that?"

Kushina blinked before she grimaced and that was all the answer he needed.

"…I'm not going to clean it, ya hear me…" Chef groaned and Naruto chuckled at the sight, it was kind of funny.

"Try to avoid the confessional booth for a while." Gwen gloated, running past the group.

"That's it!" Leshawna cheered, "Go girl! You got it!"

"So just to clarify, you're not mad at me anymore?" Trent asked his goth crush.

"Is now the best time for that dattebayo?"

"I could have timed that better."

"No."

"But you don't trust me either."

"Right again." Gwen muttered.

"Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

"Um…" She starts to think about something, "Nope, nothing comes to mind." The goth girl hears him stop and grunt out, causing her to look back to see him carrying the heavy rock. "Um…What are you doing?"

"Proving my feelings for you!" Trent grunted.

"By carrying a boulder?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow.

"How was that supposed to work again?" Gwen asked him.

Trent watched, seeing his actions from a different point of view. "Man, what was I thinking?"

Chris shook his head, knowing the boy looked like an idiot. He didn't see Kushina's smiled pointed at him, recalling the many different and dumb ways he tried to get her attention. Most of which just had her beat him up.

"Ugh, it's not easy, you know." The musician grinned at her, "A guy would have to really be in love to do this, don't you think?"

"Or just really stupid." The goth girl muttered.

"I get straight As."

"Well, I think you're nuts." Gwen mumbled as she ran faster, 'And little creepy…'

Trent winced her, seeing how he might have looked creepy back then. 'I really need to make this up to Gwen.'


(Court)

Chef and Naruto hold up the red paper rope with Chris, standing next to them on his phone, as Izzy look out of her binoculars with Lindsay next to her before the bombshell snatched it out of the crazy girl's hand and look through it. "Oh, no!" Lindsay gasped, "Gem is winning! Our yacht party is in jeopardy!"

"Dudes!" Geoff shouted, "We have to do something!"

"Wait, I have a plan!" Izzy inputted, "Has anyone seen a really big electric fan here?"

"Why did we have Izzy come up with the plan?" Courtney asked them, since it was a small concern of hers.

The others shrugged but didn't feel too bad since it worked.

"Sure, got one in my trailer." Chris grinned at them.

"You do?" The party boy scratched his temple with confusing expression.

"Do you think I get this wind-blown look naturally?" The host sighed as he ran his hand across his hair.

"You always did take forever with your hair when we dated," Kushina reminded him with a small smirk.

Chris huffed before he smirked back, "you know you like how I worked hard to make myself look good for you."

Kushina just smiled but didn't say anything to deny the claim.

"Get it and meet me back here!" The crazy girl yelled out as they ran away from the court, "Now!"

"Um…" Naruto glanced around, "Again, are you really going to allow it?"

"Oh yeah!" The host chuckled, ignored the headshakes from the cooker and redhead.

"You kidding? That was awesome!"


Gwen take a glance at the struggling musician, "You're gonna kill yourself, you know."

"I'm not going to give up on you!" Trent panted and behind them was the jogging oaf.

"I can still win this." Owen encouraged himself before he gives out a wheeze, "Great Zeus, it hurts!"

"The running or the explosion you just had?" Harold asked him, much to the disgust of everyone else.

Even more when Owen replied, "both."


The spectators sat on the benchers and wait for the finalists to arrive from their race before Gwen show up first, causing her supporters to jump on their feet, and Owen was right behind her. "There they are, two real competitors." Chris announced with a grin, "And if I may say, truly personifying the spirit of the reject Olympics."

Kushina rolled her eyes "they don't even deserve the added name of Olympics to them."

"They were not that bad!" Chris denied loudly.

"The games were bad, and you should feel bad! Dattebayo!"

"How's it going?" The musician panted next to the equally tired oaf.

"Oh, good…" Owen wheezed with a smile, "Hey, don't give up. I think you're getting through to her, dude…Gordy, how I am tired…" He groaned out as he falls on the ground and crawling slowly, even with Trent right behind him. Gwen's supporters cheered on as Owen's supporters start to lose their hope for the oaf's victory until they smell something.

"Hot brownies coming through." Izzy grinned with a plate of fresh baked brownies, "Lindsay, the fan, now!" The bombshell turned the electric fan on, unawake of the fact that she was holding it backward and it blow Heather's hat off.

Heather gritted her teeth, holding back her scream of anger. Naruto rubbed her back to calm her down, it seemed to work since she didn't knock his hand away.

"Agh!" The queen bee covered her bald head as she chased her idiot's beanie hat, "My hat! Can't you freaks do anything right?!"

"Ooh! That's it!" The sassy girl snarled as she stomped to the queen bee, "I've had about enough of that girl!" She picks the queen bee up as soon as Heather grabbed her hat and tossed the said girl in the stinky outhouse, drawing out a horrific scream.

Naruto frowned and glanced at Leshawna "That was kinda mean dattebayo."

The sassy sister shrugged, "Sorry but I regret nothing."

Naruto pouts but decided he should pull a prank on her later of Heather was still upset. And from the angry look on her face she still was.

Lindsay turns the fan around and turns it on again, sending out the scent of the brownie in air.

"I think it's over for me, dude…" Owen panted.

"It's too bad, bro…" Trent wheezed, "I would have liked going to that party."

"Wait…" Owen sniffed in the air, "Is that…Brownies?!" The oaf shot up on his feet and charged toward the finishing line. "MOVE!" He shouted out at the goth girl, startled her as he knocks her down in his charge and tackled into Izzy, crossed the finishing line in process. The oaf's supporters cheered with the host and the cooker. "Woo-Hoo!" Owen cheered as he grabs Harold and Ezekiel in headlock, "I won, I won!"

Owen cheered, even if he won the first time around it was still amazing to see. The others clapped for him, none really having too hard feelings since they got over it years ago.

"You okay?" Trent asked the goth girl.

"Yeah." Gwen sighed, "Just remind me never to get in between Owen and a brownie again." She glanced at the group to see Owen give the bombshell a kiss.

"Aww," Lindsay said, seeing how happy her counterpart was. Tyler himself looked very nervous about that scene.

"So that's that. Owen won." The goth girl stood up, "I guess that's good thing since it's him."

"Yeah, looks like it's gonna be one heck of a party." Trent chuckled as he stands up, "So…Are you going out with me?"

"Um…Let me think about it." The goth girl said quickly before she ran to the oaf to congratulating him on his victory.

"That's a no if I ever saw one," Geoff said, having been rejected like that before.

"Big time, sorry bro." DJ said to which Trent waved off.


(Campfire)

"Here we are at the last bonfire ever!" Chris grinned at the campers, "After eight brutal weeks, it is my pleasure to announce the winner of 'Total Drama Island', Owen!" Everyone cheered for the oaf as Chef brings him the large check.

"Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" Lindsay cheered for her boyfriend.

"Yeah, baby!" Owen grinned as he turns his head to the host, "Hey, what can I say, Chris? I'm so psyched! This is just…"

"Awesome!" Everyone shouted out in unison.

"YEAH!" The oaf cheered, "Party next week, everyone!"

"It was a fun party bro," Geoff said to him.

"We spent most of it making out," Brigette reminded him.

"Was that a bad thing? I thought you liked it." Geoff asked confused.

"I didn't say that."

Chris raised the last marshmallow of the Total Drama Island, "Owen, at this time, I give you the ultimate symbol of survival…" He paused, "The final marshmallow!"

"I'll treasure it for the rest of my life…Oh, screw it!" Owen gobbled up the final marshmallow, "I can buy all the marshmallows I want now."

"So how are those marshmallows Owen?" Chris asked the winner with a smirk.

Owen looked embarrassed before he says, "I'll get back to you on that."

"Yo, Owen, you know what it's time for?" Geoff hollered as the campers smirked and the oaf give him a nod. The host feels nervous for some reason before he got his answer as the group pick him up and carry him to the dock.

"N-No, no, guys!" Chris cried with flailing limbs, "My hair! Dude!"

"One…Two…Three!" The boys tossed their host into the water and everyone laughed at him.

Everyone laughed hard at this. The only one not laughing was Chris, who was pouting and glaring at them all with crossed arms.

"I've been waiting to do that all summer. How do you like that, pretty boy?" Chef chuckled before taking a few glances at the smirking teenagers…Uh-oh…

"Don't think about going anywhere, dattebayo." Naruto shoves him into the water as the host screamed under the weight of his co-workers.

"Brat how could you!?"

"Sorry not sorry dattebayo."

Gwen glanced at the frowning queen bee and nudged her.

"Oh, come on, you've got to be a little bit happy to see him dunked." The goth girl said, earning a small smile for the queen bee.

"No…Yeah, a bit." Heather give her a faintly smile.

"And we're finally over," Duncan said standing up and cracking his back.

"Have you forgotten something?" Chris asked him.

The punk blinked before thinking back. The others were thinking as well before Duncan voiced their thoughts as they remembered "damnit."


And we are almost done with the island! All is left is the surprise last challenge and we know it will happen. Owen won again but he's a good sport about it and Heather seems ready to draw blood. What other crazy antics will we see when we watch the chase for a million dollars? Will Naruto get the reward and more importantly who will be work with? Bridgette or Heather? Either way I feel a fight could break out and I can't wait to catch it on film. Who will win next time on, Total…Drama…Preview!