Episode Five: Lil Yatchty, Ronald Regan and Timothee Chalmet

"Ladies and Gentlemen: it's the Eric Andre Show!"

Eric screamed while jumping into frame. He began punching a statue of a nude woman. The statue began to punch back. The statue lost an arm, and then picked up the loose arm with her other arm and then began to beat Eric with it. The band was rooting for the statue, they cheered every time the statue got a hit on Eric. When Eric was scared to help, not a single member of the band helped. Eric was bleeding, but he felt like he understood modern art a little bit better.

Then Eric went super Saiyan and did a Kamayamaya, and killed the statue. Art was dead. He had killed it, and he grew stronger from it. Now the world would be safe if Freezer or Cell ever decided to come here. Eric then tried to go super Saiyan two, he screamed and screamed and he was turning a deeper shade of yellow, but then he farted. And he lost all the super Saiyan-ness that he had up to that point. Both Cell and freezer came to earth at that point. They began to beat Eric to a pulp.

Then the drummer of the band yelled out "Hey, stop doing that man," and the two backed off and left. It is a good moment. He felt happy like he had done something. But really he had not done that much. Really those guys were going to leave anyway. The man was in a daze of emotions thinking about all this.

Eric got as close to the man as possible, putting his bare butt next to his face and let out a large fart. Then Eric put his pants back on and went to sit at his desk and begin the show.

"Alright, here we go, we're beginning the show," Eric said, and he pulled out some note cards from the desk. "What should we do when we begin the show"

Then a group of 2nd graders walked over and sat in front of Eric's desk.

"You guys aren't the guests," the kids did not move. Eric just looked at them. "Okay well, I'm bringing out the guest. OJ SIMPSON COME OUT!"

And then OJ Simpsons came out from the back. He waved to Eric Andre in a very nice way. Eric waved back. They were old friends. The kids were still sitting in front of the desk. OJ did not address the children.

"Hey, OJ, so what's new in your life?" Eric Andre asked the guest.

"Man, nothing is too new in my life, you know what Eric, we talked about this, we mentioned this when you came over and visited my family. Why are you asking me that again? Man you always ask me what I'm doing one day and then another day you're asking me how I'm doing again as things change and stuff man" Oj kept going on,l and Eric just watched the entire thing. "Man, this day, who even has different days anymore. Like you're asking me things about days like I don't have weeks that I need to be thinking about or anything. Like me, you talk to me and it's about the years. It's about the months, it's about the weeks, it's not about the days." The children were not listening anymore instead they were fighting each other. OJ did not listen to them.

Eric was in the middle of a game of solitaire, and OJ was going on with his thing about days and weeks and things.

"Days man, days. My day has been really good though and I appreciate you for asking man, thank you, Eric, for asking me about a day I had not really thought about. But now I am thinking about it, and having some time to reflect on my life. Like,m yeah man, my day it did happen,"

One of the children had decided to be his school shooter and proceeded to shoot some, but not all of the other kids. One intern got shot but another caught the child. Eric just watched the entire thing while playing his game of solitaire.

Eric is in the subway. He has an empty aquarium in his arms. It was very heavy. He sat down and then took from the sleeve of his arm a small tube, which had water in it that he poured into the aquarium.

"Anyone have any fish?" Eric asked. "Anyone have any fish?"

People were not looking at them, they would not make eye contact. No one had any fish and no one wanted to think about fish.

"Fine, I'll use my own," and he pulled out a dead fish from his pocket.

When they got back to the studio OJ Simpson was still talking about his day but this time he had gotten to a point "Yeah I mean did have a good day. I went to the gas station and everything yesterday. I spend a lot of money at the gas station. So that was a good day men. How was your day?"

Eric Andre had been asleep. "Oh yeah man I had a day as well,"

"Oh cool,"

"Let's bring out our next guest!'' Eric said and a large robot came out from the other room. It moved very mechanically to the chair. OJ Simpson was already sitting there, but that didn't stop the robot from trying to sit on the man. OJ tried to move out of the way but it was just one chair and it wasn't very big so the robot ended up sitting on OJ. It was a very heavy robot so Oj was uncomfortable.

"Hey OJ…'' Eric said in a small, quiet whisper., It was barely caught by the mics. "did you do it"

"Do what?" OJ asked.

And then the screen card "We'll be back" happened, and the show went to a commercial break. But then it never came back. The show just ended. It didn't show credit or anything, it just stopped happening. No one got credit for their work on the show. Know knew anything about how it was made or who did anything for it. A lot of people wanted to know who was part of the band, but they never got that kind of information. They could never contact the rather attractive-looking piano player in the band. They didn't even know who the charismatic and interesting host of the show was. The only thing they could do was tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.