AN: At this point, I thought I would have a lot more reviews than 12. The reviews are to me as gas is to a car. I don't do it for the kids no no no... I do it for the reviews.
That being said, I love kids… but... not in like a weird way... ya know?
Anyway back to the action... I am not a pedophile!
Nick Fury up in Stark tower being grumpy…
Nick Fury exited the elevator to find that, not only was Loki not there, but both of his agents were MIA. For Nick, this sequence of events was just enough to make him start pacing and grumbling.
After the fifteenth time pacing back and forth in Stark's 'unintentional' flex of a highrise and mumbling about suicidal maniacs, he turned around to consult Kraken so that he would feel as useful as an actual agent and not impulsively end his life for ignoring the tiny monster. Only to find that, instead of being over on the weird balcony and looking out on the city like a good cat, Kraken was in the process of leaping gracefully off of the very balcony that he, in his personal opinion, thought was very extra.
At that moment he experienced a multitude of emotions, such as: Confusion, Curiosity, Anger, Frustration, Surprise, Fear, a little bit of relief, and strangely enough… Arousal.
"What in the… why… WHAT THE FUCK!" Is what came out of Nick's mouth after staring at the spot where Kraken was previously situated.
Fury didn't know that Kraken had a death wish, he thought it was an intelligent life-form. Unless the mini lion had insane urges to kill things, like muscle memory and certain reflexes that are always passively active.
Using caution, Nick hurried over to Kraken's last known location on the weird ass balcony. When he reached the edge of the walkway he peered over the side. What he saw was a chitauri on a flying chariot getting pulled into the horrific jaws of the tiny murderer by its long and dark tentacles. Leaving Kraken sitting pretty on the back of the chariot, which continued on as if nothing happened.
Reflex or not, Kraken had escaped Nick Fury's influence and was now killing aliens on its own. Because of this, Fury had no way to guide his path of destruction out of the way of the civilians.
Nick fury had a reflex of his own and pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. After standing there for a cool thirty seconds, his other senses started to become more noticeable. He smelled like sweaty clothes and metal and he could hear the crunch of glass under his boots. He also heard the music playing from the speakers in the ceiling of the expensive room, which was 'Dancing in the Moonlight' by King Harvest.
How fitting.
The killer kitty vibing with Captain America…
Steve and I were jogging down the street, saving the innocents and killing aliens like a professional tag team. He would be fighting two aliens and suddenly he would yell-
"CAT REFRACTION" before crouching down and holding his shield above his head which I would jump on top of and unleash a destructive laser beam from my catlike mouth. While I'm doing that Steve kind of waddles in a circle so that the beam would take out enemies from all directions.
We got to a point where Steve got too tired and started walking and he put me on his shoulder, and then started to point at enemies while holding his shield in front of himself. The result of this was me peeking out from behind the shield, shooting aliens that he pointed at out of the sky and on the ground. To some this would seem lazy, but it was surprisingly efficient.
While that strategy was in effect, we came upon a group of what looked like a bunch of suits trying to fight off the invaders, who had surrounded them in the middle of the street and were bearing down on them. Because of the shoulder mounted laser cat strategy that was in effect for a good two blocks, Steve had his breath back.
The red, white, and blue crusader then broke into a sprint towards the circle of distressed office workers.
He yelled, "Alright… cat... do your thing!" Then he grabbed me with one hand by the scruff of my neck, which really didn't hurt, and hurled me at the circle of the distressed civilians.
"Meow?!" I exclaimed, which meant: What kind of combo attack is this?! But Steve probably didn't understand what that meant because I was flying through the air head over tail, but it could also be because I'm a cat.
Captain America pov…
When I saw those innocent civilians, they were too far away for me to throw my shield and not have them all die in a hail of laser fire. So, I followed my gut instinct and decided to throw the cat monster from my shoulder and at the aliens as hard as I could.
Immediately, I regretted it after seeing his flight pattern, which was my murder partner violently spinning in the air heading towards the endangered civilians at a high velocity.
After witnessing this, I had genuine fear that I would die if he didn't appreciate my sudden move and quick thinking.
"I'm sorry!" I yelled at the airborne feline as I hustled towards the perilous encounter.
The flying cat pov…
My world was spinning violently, my view very rapidly rotated from Steve to the sky and then the circle of civilians. My body reacted on its own and I righted myself in midair, I then landed in the arms of a female civilian who held me close and tried to comfort me by petting my blood-soaked fur affectionately.
"It's ok baby." She reassured me in a shaky voice, almost like she was trying to reassure herself. But she was also glaring at Steve for throwing an innocent animal such as myself for no reason.
In fact, everyone had stopped to glare at Steve, I guess they were cat people.
Suddenly a shield appeared out of nowhere and embedded itself in the skull of an alien that was getting ready to fire upon the group cat lovers, drawing their attention to Steve who was about half a football field away and still sprinting towards them.
"Drop him!" Exclaimed the sprinting star spangled soldier strenuously, "Just trust me! It's not what it looks like!"
At this moment Steve was the embodiment of panic, for all he knew he just pissed me off by chucking me at people.
"What did you say?" asked a male civilian.
"Please drop that cat! Please!" Steve loudly begged the group of cat lovers. He had advanced about 20 feet on the aliens, who were starting to shoot at him.
"Why?" The woman who was holding me questioned loudly. Admittedly I too, would be protective of a cat that had just landed into my arms during an alien invasion.
"Just drop the c-"
*BOOM*
Steve was interrupted by a large flash of light followed by the deafening sound of an explosion.
Captain America pov…
When my vision returned, I saw Thor floating down towards the distressed office workers who had been knocked off their feet by the powerful strike. He had smited the group of murderous aliens with some of his fancy lightning powers, but he also unintentionally stole the spotlight from me and my cat partner.
I think…
Cat pov…
I was under the female who was holding me so I didn't see what had happened, but I definitely heard it. In fact, I heard it so well that I lost my hearing, which was replaced by an annoying ringing sound.
The woman refused to release me as she stood up, which I didn't really mind if I'm being honest. I examined the aliens or should I say, ash, that had once threatened the cat lovers. My handler turned around to the source of the violent sound.
A man with glamorous blonde hair and huge muscles covered in intricate silver shiny armor floated down from above and touched down near Steve's shield that had been previously stuck in the skull of an alien and was now in a mountain of ashy remains. I immediately recognized him from the powerpoint presentation given to me literally a couple hours ago. He was holding a hammer that was bigger than my entire body, I bet he's never used it to build anything.
"You should not throw your toys so carelessly." The man stated in a noble tone. He retrieved Steve's shield from the mound of ash and handed it to him.
"You're a hypocrite Thor." Steve responded towards the ground as he was out of breath from sprinting for such a long distance. He eventually accepted the shield from his majestic looking friend.
"What?" Thor questioned with a curious look.
Suddenly, Thor turned and cast the humongous hammer in what seemed like a random direction at a very high velocity. Following that was the repeated sound of metal hitting flesh and what sounded like lightning striking. I could not see what was happening because the woman who was holding me was turned the opposite way and I couldn't turn my head that far.
The magical carpenter then held out his hand in the direction he threw it, as if it would miraculously return to his open hand. The sound of more flesh and metal colliding ensued, The huge hammer had amazingly returned to his grasp. The tool turned weapon was covered in purple blood and smelled of ash.
"Exactly." Concluded Steve in a snarky tone.
"Oh what, no," Thor explained, "my hammer will always return to my grasp, whereas your shield only sometimes returns to you."
"That doesn't mean you are any better than me!" complained Steve in a put-out tone.
"Mhm, well that is where I disagree with you my friend." The armor-clad man returned as if they were in a normal situation and not in the middle of an alien invasion.
Steve was about to clap back when he was interrupted by a large sound that made him jump out of his patriotic boots.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The woman who was holding me was so startled that she suddenly dropped me and I hit the ground on all fours. Everyone on the street looked towards the noise and saw yet another large worm making its way towards them.
The caped man reared back to throw his hammer but Steve stopped him suddenly and pointed at me.
"I bet that cat can kill that thing faster than you can kill it with your little hammer." Steve challenged confidently.
Thor looked at where his American teammate was gesturing with his finger and the blonde-haired man turned his gaze onto my small form.
"That is no cat, it looks like a weak domestic animal that just happens to be purple." Thor observed curiously.
Suddenly a bucket of ice-cold water jolted me out of their casual banter as I was thoroughly soaked from head to tail. I looked around for the culprit only to find that there wasn't one, not even a bucket. At my feet the liquid turned purple from what I could only guess was the blood that had previously been clotting in my fur.
"Oh, now I see, it is an orange cat!" Thor exclaimed excitedly as he went to embrace my shivering form. Ignoring the random water that appeared out of nowhere.
In the space base…
Beevus and Butthead were rolling on the floor laughing, quite literally.
"Did you see his face?!" Butthead screamed with delight.
"He did look rather funny." Agreed Beevus in between chuckles.
The kitty pov…
I hadn't taken Thor for a cat person, as he rapidly approached my form. Steve halted his advance on me with an arm.
"That's no cat." Stated Steve in a serious tone.
"But it looks like one!" Thor yelled with frustration.
"I know what it looks like," rationalized Steve, "But that is not a normal cat."
"It looks so cold! Let me dry it off." He requested childishly while he resumed his advance with cape in hand.
RAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
There it was again, but closer. I turned away from the concerned Thor and towards the giant flying turd while calling upon my body to do that one thing that happened last time.
"Go on, do your thing." Steve encouraged me kindly.
Yeah, Steve was my friend and if he believed in me then I can most definitely end the life of this thing flying at us. The civilians looked at me with hope and confusion in their eyes. A certain feeling arose in my gut.
Captain America pov…
I encouraged my catlike friend to kill the big armored covered earthworm because I had seen him dispatch one of them before.
I looked at the flying menace, I could never take one of those down, not by myself. But, this… cat did it on its own. My thoughts were interrupted by my view of the huge flying snake somehow being obscured by a huge object in front of the group where the cat used to be. Upon further examination the object was a lion that was the size of three garbage trucks stacked up on each other.
"Woah."
The Cat pov…
I had grown to be a very large feline I've come to realize, and I'm probably proportional to the gigantic flying alien that was coming at us
"GRRRR." I growled softly, which the sound broke a few windows around me. The people believed in me. Steve, the guy that I just met, believed in me. Thor probably didn't believe in me but that's ok.
*CRASH* *CRASH*
My claws deployed themselves at the potential fun that was about to ensue. I looked down at them and they were similar to my original ones in that they were metal and sharp the only difference was that they were ginormous.
'Fuck yeah' I thought.
My body moved by itself and ran straight at the giant invader. When I got close, I leaped into the air and swatted it out of the sky with a huge paw. It took a nose dive straight into the street below, landing on its fellow aliens. Then I assaulted the worm as if I were an actual lion and it was a gazelle. After thoroughly clawing up the formerly alive giant with my hind legs, I was suddenly hit from the side by another one of those things and it bit down on my torso, piercing my hide and taking me with it.
"MEOOOW!" I complained in an uncharacteristically high-pitched whine, which really meant: OW!
My body responded by itself as my front paws braced themselves on the cheek of my captor and there grew a great pressure from my snout to my throat.
Like a dragon, I breathed fire into the side of the creature which responded by releasing me from its bite and dropping like a fly. I landed on all fours as the big enemy crashed to a halt in front of the group that had previously thought I was a normal cat.
RAAAAAHHHH!
It was weaker this time, so I decided put it out of its misery by sauntering up to its face and clawing it to death. Just as I got there, I felt a burning in my esophagus, like acid reflux but I couldn't keep it down. So, I hurled, but instead of aliens and stomach acid spilling out, A stream of lava spewed from my gaping maw. Melting the face of my fallen opponent. A new weapon in this unnatural war.
AN: That's a wrap on this chapter guys, thanks for reading AND reviewing =)
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