It was a common thing for generals to enjoy a game of cuju while they were waiting to battle. Quan Cong of the Seven Spears of Shiting was supposed to be on lookout duty, as reports had indicated that Hua Xiong was somewhere nearby. He of course chose to play a round of cuju with his mates. He reckoned that the whole Hua Xiong thing was an overblown issue anyway. So what if he called himself the "East Asian Genocide General" now. What was he gonna do, kill everyone? Quan Cong scoffed at the fancy, and drew up a battlefield of sports. The match was to be played between the Seven Spears and the Bum Soldiers. Since this was a match for men only, Bu Lianshi was given a fake moustache to use. This caused some confusion for the first few minutes, as Ding Feng was wondering how Pei Yuan Shao had grown breasts. After Cao Xiu slowly and carefully explained the deception, the game commenced.

The Bum Soldiers kicked off and made an early play by using the Foot Yum strategy, which is where they went in pairs and tightly shuffled the ball between two people. This technique requires a considerable amount of concentration to be successful. Zhuge Jin had already predicted this move, and planned a counterattack. He ordered Zhao Zhong to march to the rear of the enemy and get his own leg in between theirs, which was very annoying. The Bum Soldiers' concentration shattered as they began to argue with each other, because they did not know who the fifth leg belonged to. The ball slipped out of their grasp, and Zhao Zhong scurried away with it. The Bum Soldiers sent their best in pursuit, but Zhao Zhong was swift enough to score the first goal. The Seven Spears screamed and clapped and performed the Dynasty Dance.

For the rest of the game, the Bum Soldiers were too demoralized to make any headway. The Seven Spears had some awful team synergy, as demonstrated by Zhou Fang's unexpected betrayal of Cao Xiu. Despite this, Zhuge Jin's strategies were overall superior.

The match was not seen to the end, due to an unexpected detonation of a mine when a Bum Soldier almost scored a goal. Cao Xiu was initially blamed for this disaster. In truth, the mine had been set by a third party, who placed themselves in a line on one side of the field, their arms crossed. The leader of this row announced that his new team would win the game. Bu Lianshi asked his name. He replied that he was the Anti Historian, Liu Kun. His team was called the Wall of Fate. Quan Cong allowed this team to take the place of the Bum Soldiers. The latter team were sent away. They left the wrong way and they all blew up in the mine field.

The Seven Spear's new opponents were playing a defensive game. They linked their arms together to form an impenetrable meat wall. Zhou Fang kicked the ball as hard as he could, striking at Liu Kun's steely neck. The ball merely reflected back to him and knocked him over. The wall advanced slowly, menacingly. Quan Cong mustered the team for an emergency huddle. While Ding Feng recited poetry, Zhuge Jin formed a new strategy. That being settled, the Seven Spears resumed play, but not quickly enough. The Wall of Fate had already taken the ball and were now trampling the Seven Spears underneath their feet. Having scored a goal, the Wall of Fate returned to the middle of the field. They advanced once again. Zhuge Jin hollered a chicken cluck noise, so the team got in position for their first attack. They formed a five-man drill with Cao Xiu at the tip, to penetrate the wall and break it into two pieces. The piece with Liu Kun on it jumped, taking the ball to the sky. Ding Feng had jumped at the same time, as this move had being predicted. A sky battle for the ball ensued. The wall was less effective when airborne, so Ding Feng had the advantage of mobility. He disassembled it piece by piece, until Liu Kun alone remained. Despite Liu Kun's black belt in wind-style martial arts, Ding Feng wrestled the ball from him and shot it back down. Liu Kun lost his cool and attacked Ding Feng directly, using air bullets to punch his pressure points. Before his body could give in, Ding Feng grappled Liu Kun and the fell together.

On the ground, the drill reformed into a hammer, which Zhao Zhong grabbed and used to demolish the other part of the wall. Part of the head of the hammer (Cao Xiu) broke away and collided with the ball, redirecting it straight into the goal. Then Ding Feng and Liu Kun crash landed, knocking them both out and destroying the field. Since the Wall of Fate's captain was out of order, the game was ended there and declared a draw. But that was not the end of the action, for the East Asian Genocide General himself, Hua Xiong was approaching fast. Bu Lianshi was the one to notice him. She fired an arrow, which narrowly missed his neck. Hua Xiong dismounted and threw his horse at her in return. She was able to grab her spear in time (don't ask where it came from) and stab the horse to death before it fell on her. The other saw this and also grabbed their spears (don't ask where they came from).

Ding Feng was still unconscious, so the ensuing battle was between six of the Seven Spears of Shiting, and Hua Xiong. Quan Cong and Zhou Fang touched their tips together and rushed Hua Xiong, who blocked the attack with two of his sextuple halberds. Zhu Huan came onto him from behind, stabbing him in the buttock. Hua Xiong clenched his powerful muscles and swiped at Zhu Huan with another halberd. Zhu Huan pulled out and retreated while the pair in front kept fighting. Bu Lianshi and Cao Xiu soon joined in with their spears. Hua Xiong was able to hold off these four attackers, but he did not realise that they were steering him right into Zhuge Jin's trap, which he had made using one of the goal nets. Hua Xiong got tangled up in the net. He lost his balance, then slipped on the ball and fell onto Liu Kun, who woke up. Zhuge Jin planted his spear into Hua Xiong's stomach and Liu Kun's groin. Noticing that the great and mighty Hua Xiong was lying on top of him, Liu Kun ate an anti-history pill. The spear that was buried inside two victims spat itself out and, quick as a flash, went through Zhuge Jin and Zhu Huan. Also, The Wall of Fate had won their last game 2-0. That was Liu Kun's final act as he died from severe groin injury.

Hua Xiong was bleeding from two places, but was still fighting. He sliced apart Zhuge Jin and Zhu Huan, who were helplessly stuck together. Cao Xiu, Bu Lianshi, Quan Cong and Zhou Fang all pressed the attack. Quan Cong's rallying cries boosted their morale, giving them enough fighting spirit to land a few more non-lethal blows on Hua Xiong. But without notice, a malevolent force whipped the seven spears out of their users' hands. They swirled around in a cool way and then thunderbolts fused them together into one hunky boy of a spear. Hua Xiong leaped up and claimed this new treasure, then he brought it down on Zhou Fang, who died after receiving massive damage from lightning effects. The others backed away, but Quan Cong was not lucky, as he was the next to endure a painful mouth of lightning before his head exploded. Hua Xiong aimed at Bu Lianshi next, who had reverted to firing off arrows. Before Hua Xiong could launch his next attack, Ding Feng woke up and put him into a choke hold from behind. Arrows kept embedding themselves into Hua Xiong's chest while Cao Xiu slowly cut away at his vital parts with a butter knife. Hua Xiong tried to use the spear again, but it shocked him instead and he exploded. The three live Spears of Shiting were covered in gibs. Ding Feng tried to grab the new spear, but it shocked him and anyone else who tried to grab it.

Ding Feng, Bu Lianshi and Cao Xiu disbanded after this incident.