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Chapter 16

The Put Down

We have just finished our mission. I am dead tired and it is very late. Taking all of this into consideration I suggest to Natsu, "Let's get a hotel room, I'm tired." Okay, maybe it is more of a demand than a suggestion, but I'm tired! A girl needs her beauty sleep! And a girl as beautiful as me needs more than others!

"Okay," he complies, though as usual full of an unnatural amount of energy. Where does he get all of his energy from!

I look at the area we are in now. I take in all the many buildings there are, the highly crowded streets, and how the streets never seem to end. It is like a maze! I groan, it is going to take forever to find a hotel. We had, unusually due to Natsu's tendency to destroy things, taken a mission in a big city. Everywhere you look there are buildings and people. But nowhere in sight do you see a freaking hotel! This is a big city, there should be hotels everywhere.

While I am looking for a hotel for us to stay at, I can't help but notice how dark it is, the city lights have already gone on. All the good respective citizens have retired, all whose left is the drunken men, the horny men, and the prostitutes. The prostitutes are all over these men and vice versa. I guess it is that time of night.

I feel myself lightly blush at the sight. Even I know where all this is going to go. I may come off as experienced, but I am not. I am not naive in any aspect, I know just about everything, but I have never had any firsthand experience. I believe you have to love someone and be in a serious committed relationship before you do any echii things. Only perverts have ever made a move on me. Let's just say that it didn't end well for them. On the bright side, they won't be having any more mini them.

I mean, I know that I am a sexy woman. Men should be flaking me left and right. But no, all I even get are perverts, never a decent guy. I can't help but wonder if there is something wrong with me. Is there a reason why I am only attractive to perverts? Kami, you aren't fair, what's the point in blessing me with good looks if I don't have anyone to show it off to? Did I do something horrible in my past life? Was I a criminal? Did I kill an emperor or something?

I am really getting frustrated now. There is no hotel in sight and the people on the street are getting rowdy and annoying.

As if sensing my bad mood, the unusually quite Natsu, throws his arm around my shoulder and says, "Don't worry, we'll find a hotel soon."

I give him a small smile, my mood improving a bit. I then leave his arm and continue my search with a restored vigor.

As I am looking I notice one of the prostitutes making her way towards us. I look at her and shudder in disgust. While all the main things are covered, arguably, it is just barely and leaves almost nothing to the imagination. Even the skimpiest of my clothes have nothing on this outfit. She is wearing a crop top that could pose as a bra, pushing all that she has up, up and up until they are almost falling out of their encasing. Her bottom, I don't even know what to say about her bottom. Let me say this first, she is not wearing pants. Nope, none at all. All I can see is a skimpy thong. I don't get how she hasn't been arrested yet for public indecency charges.

Don't even get me started on her makeup. She is wearing so much makeup that you can literally see it layered onto her face. It is more like a mask than anything, and not a particularly well done and attractive mask.

Altogether she looks tacky, slutty, and ugly. Even her fellow prostitutes have more integrity than her. They are covered up more and did their makeup more artfully. I guess that is why they are currently entertaining men and not alone right now.

She makes her way towards us, shaking her hips for all she is worth, making her look more pathetic than she already looks. She is surprisingly tiny. I see as she makes her way closer to us, that even with her extremely high hooker heels, she is still a couple of inches shorter than me.

I wonder for what possible reason she could have for approaching us. I start to address her, "What do you want?" I ask her, though not as unkindly as the word choice may make it appear.

She doesn't look at me. She totally ignores me. Oh, no she didn't!

She glides right past me and slinks her way up to Natsu as if she is a hungry predator and he is the juicy looking gazelle. If only she knew.

"Hey handsome," she purrs. "Wanna come with me? I can show you a good time," she says in what I guess to be a sultry voice, trying to sound seductive. Let me tell you, it was a major fail. It makes her sound like a chain-smoking mail.

To deepen the offence, she dares to put her hands on him. She tries to entice him by slowly dragging her tacky looking nails gently down his arm. Who does she think she is touching my partner like that?

"Excuse me," I say with a fake smile plastered on my face, trying to keep the seething out of my voice. "He is with me," I inform her.

"I wasn't talking to you, you ugly hag," she snaps at me and then quickly turns back and sweetly smiles at Natsu. "So how about it handsome?" she asks sweetly.

"Did you not hear me before," I say exasperatedly. "I said he is with me."

"Did you not hear me? I said I wasn't talking to you, you stupid woman," she retorts back, not once looking at me.

"Don't call me names," I yell, insulted despite myself.

"I can call you whatever I want. I only call it as I see it," she says snottily, still not looking at me. That's about to change.

I just snap. I grab her shoulder and roughly yank her around, ignoring her cries of protest. Finally she is now looking at me, despite it being grudgingly done. She messed with the wrong bitch.

"I was trying to be nice before, but since you are so obtuse that is over. Now listen to me you slut, I told you nicely that he was with me, now you are going to leave us alone or things are going to get real ugly. I will mess up even more that already ugly face of yours," I threaten her, looming over her small frame with my significantly bigger one.

She cowers back in fear, trembling, though still here. Annoyed, I make a snappy shoving motion with my hand and luckily for her, her dumb mind takes the hint and she scrambles away with her tail between her legs. That's right, run, run away. I let a satisfied smile take over my face.

I turn around to look at Natsu, and find him staring at me in a mixture of fear and confusion. He asks me with some trepidation, "Why did you make the nice lady leave?"

I almost face palm. Of course he would be to naïve to know she was trying to pick him up and have her evil way with him. I have to wonder what would have happened if I wasn't here to interfere. He probably would have followed her and then kami knows what would have happened after that. I can't even imagine it. No, scratch that, I don't want to imagine it.

"It's nothing little kids need to know," I say coldly, patronizing him.

"I'm older than you," he cries out in injustice.

"Not in maturity," I say victoriously, knowing he couldn't refute that.

I think I heard him whisper 'if only you knew,' but I push that thought away. There is no way he could even pretend to be more mature that me. Natsu is Natsu.

I finally see a hotel, a hotel that we have been desperately looking for. Forgetting my fatigue, I grab his hand and run to the hotel.

Natsu decided to get back at me for the maturity comment by getting us a one bed room. Needless to say, we were forced to share a bed. He denied that it was his fault, claiming that the hotel only had single bed rooms left, but I know it was his fault somehow. Oh well, it's not like it is a big deal. It wouldn't be the first, or last, time that we have shared a bed. Logically thinking, he would have somehow ended up in my bed as he always somehow magically manages to do. I don't particularly mind either; I like the warmth he emits, like my own personal hearth. Like home.

Aww, how cute. The bunny got jealous of the skanky skunk. Apparently the dragon is rubbing off on her; she doesn't like to share her dragon. If only she knew the dragon only has eyes for her. The dragon was so happy to see the bunny get all protective and jealous over him. Of course the dragon knew what the skunk was all about, he also is not naïve. He has dirty thought too, like all men. Though, a certain bunny is the only one who he ever fantasizes about. The bed situation was, as you could guess, maneuvered by him. Any chance he has to sleep an cuddle with the bunny he takes.


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