Alien oneshots part 2

Techadon Robot, Kaikaina

Kaikaina's Appearance: Small than usual Techadon Robots with light green armor, a sleeker body with giant J cup breasts and a small ass, a pair of orange visors, and long fingers that almost looked capable of grabbing and utilizing computers. She also has a pair of rocket boosters on its back and a small black mouth like synthesizer box under its visor.

Universe: Alien Force

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-Space-

We find ourselves in the vacuum of space, but that changed when the camera zoomed towards a grey looking planet. On it was several flying cities with several satellites surrounding the planet and poised to strike anything from other planets.

And in one of those flying cities, we find a large factory with large robots getting created from a large conveyor belt. Numerous Techadon robots were lined up and being placed in containers, or better yet, being folded down into cubes and set in boxes with a few others doing practice fire in firing ranges to make sure they were working fine.

However, there was one that looked very...off.

This robot was smaller than the others with light green armor, a sleeker body with giant J cup breasts and a small ass, a pair of orange visors, and had long fingers that almost looked capable of grabbing and utilizing computers. It also had a pair of rocket boosters on its back and a small black mouth like synthesizer box under its visor.

It was being looked over by a Techadon Weapons Master with a scanner.

"Mmmmm, strange." He said while looking it over. "This isn't part of the design plan."

The robot looked at nothing while the Techadon Weapons Master looked at it very carefully.

"Must be a defect." he muttered before seeing another inspector walk by. "Inspector 8."

"Inspector 11, how is the shipment for the planet Omnipax?"

"It is on schedule, but we have a slight defect."

"How so?"

"This Techadon robot." he gestured to the green one. "It was not planned to be so feminine or have a smaller arsenal of weaponry."

"But does it have any fighting capabilities?"

"I am not sure, I have not tested it yet."

"Well I came here to tell you that another customer from earth just payed for a Techadon robot unit for their war against the human Ben Ten."

"The same one that got Inspector 13 exiled?"

"The very same, and who wields the omnitrix made by that fool of a Galvan Azmuth."

"Ah yes, the one that thinks peace can work using that thing. A frog like him wouldn't understand the power of such a device."

"Scan the model and send it away. If there are any problems we'll simply retrieve it and work out the glitches."

Inspector 11 nodded before scanning it again and snapped his fingers. "Get this robot ready for interstellar flight."

Several arms appeared and picked it up before pulling to a small ship, about the size of a large rocket from earth, and placed it inside. The computer inside turned on and started up the engines.

"Five, four, three, two, one."

BOOOOM!

It went flying out of orbit and right into space.

(A few weeks later)

-Bellwood-

"Alright boys, it took some time, but my brand new order for a little extra firepower is gonna be here any second." spoke Vulkanus.

The alien miners cheered while hitting the ground with their pickaxes.

"And once I get it, Tennyson will fall." He grinned before a large ship landed next to him and sent some debris at the aliens miners, knocking some out in the process. "Huh, that was fast."

The miners watched as the back of the ship opened up and two arms rose up and picked up a box before setting it down in front of Vulkanus.

"Now let's activate this new Techadon robot."

Beep.

The box slowly changed and grew bigger until it was about a few inches taller than the alien mine lord himself. It slid open and moved up before showing the robot catching all of them off guard.

"Um, why is it so short?"

The other aliens shrugged as the armor's visor glowed and looked around.

"...orders?" It said in a tough feminine voice.

"Huh, must be a new model. Must mean it's got better weapons than the others."

"Orders?" It said again while looking around. "Orders?"

"Oh, go destroy Ben Tennyson."

"...what is destroy?"

"You know, blow him up, or set him on fire, anything as long as he's taken care of."

"...what is taken care of?" It said while looking completely lost.

Vulkanus facepalmed. "Just go find him."

"Yes sir." It said before walking away and squashed a miner under its foot.

It let out a groan while the others murmured and helped it's friend up with Vulkanus raising an eyebrow.

"Probably has a few bugs, it'll work them out on it's own."

(Later)

The robot walked closer and closer to the town while scanning everything around it, only to see a small bird land on its shoulder.

"Cheep cheep."

It turned its head and looked at it before using one finger to touch it gently. "Avian species, threat level safe."

"Cheep cheep."

It looked at the bird before touching its head. "Soft."

The bird moved a little bit before flying away quickly as some kids ran by with toy guns.

"You can't catch me copper!"

"Just try and stop me!"

"Come on!" The boy said before landing closer seeing the armor.

"Scanning….threat level safe. Hello mammalian species, are you well?" It said with a friendly voice.

"Ahhh! Alien!"

"A big one!"

The robot went on one knee and poked the boy's head gently. "Do you know Ben Tennyson? I am looking for him."

"Ahhhh!" They screamed before running off, confusing the armor greatly.

"...did I do something wrong?" it wondered while looking at a small squirrel holding a nut.

"Squeak?"

It tried to pick it up but it ran away into the bushes. "...why was I made? Why was I sent here? Why am I so….lonely?" it stood up while scanning around for any large lifeforms. "Scanning….target located."

(At scanned area)

Ben looked at his game while trying to win against the final boss, and failed. "Fuck! Not again!" he put the controller down with a huff and put it on pause. "Man, I thought I had him that time."

As he was busy trying to stretch and crack his neck, he didn't notice that someone was ringing the front doorbell.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong.

"Hang on hang on." he called standing up.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong.

"I'm coming!"

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong-

"I said I'm coming!" He yelled before opening the door and saw a slightly short Techadon robot looking at him.

"Target found." It said. "Hello, are you friendly?"

"Woah!" he jumped back in surprise. "Ok, didn't expect this today."

"Are you friendly?"

"Yes?"

It nodded before poking his face gently. "Threat level safe, you are small."

'What's going on?' Ben thought in shock. "Um, are you here to kill me?"

"...what is kill?"

"...you serious?"

It nodded. "What is kill?"

"To hurt people."

"What is hurt?"

"To inflict pain."

"...what is pain?"

"To hurt someone."

"...error." It said while holding its head. "I can't comprehend these terms."

'Ok, never thought I'd hear that from one of these.' He thought before noticing that the robot was...very endowed. 'And how do they get giants breasts?!'

She sat on the ground before looking around. "I need to bring you to buyer."

"What buyer?"

"Vulkanus."

"Wait, he's the one who sent you?" 'Ok, now that I can believe.'

She nodded. "Can you come? Please?"

"Sorry, no can do." he shook his head.

"Why? He ordered me to."

"Because….you can't go back without an inspection." he fibbed.

"...inspection? Please explain human."

"You know, I check you over to make sure you're in working order, you don't wanna go back to him if you've got a glitch now do you?"

"...ok." She said with a nod. "I shall be inspected."

'That was a little too easy.'

(Later)

"Kevin!" Ben called out while walking to said man's garage. "Kevin!"

"What is it?" asked the man cleaning his hands. "I'm busy here."

"We have a piece of tech I need you to check out."

"What is…." he said before seeing the armor.

"Hello, are you a mechanic?" She said while standing next to Ben.

"Ben? Why do you have some new Techadon robot?"

"It just came to my house." Ben said. "And Vulkanus bought this one."

"Of course." remarked the Osmosian with a sigh. "I think the dudes blowing his money off too much on bad investments."

"Are you going to inspect me?" She asked while looking at Kevin. "Am I defective? And what is the meaning of existence?"

"This one is different." whispered Ben.

"I can see that." He said while looking at the robot. "And apparently this one is girly instead of destructive."

"What is destructive?"

"To destroy something."

"Is destroy like being peaceful?" she asked with a curious tone.

"Wow, you were right." remarked Kevin with a raised eyebrow. "The programming in this one must have been swapped out, either that or someone messed with it and made it more, wimpy."

"What is wimpy?" She asked.

"It's nothing." Ben frowned. "And I don't think that's the right word Kevin."

"You're right, it's peaceful."

"Peaceful." She said with interest. "To not hurt or harm others, or pacifism to others."

"Bingo." spoke Kevin. "Ok, you're gonna need to lay down on the table while I get my tools."

She nodded before walking in and sat on the table. "Should I go into sleep mode? Will I be deleted? What is the meaning of living?"

"Just go into sleep mode."

"...zzzzz." She snored while sounding almost human.

"You know you could always just go Nanomech or Upgrade to save me some time."

"I don't know, those Techadon guys might've adapted her with some….bug repellent." Ben admitted.

Kevin shook his head before getting to work. He opened up the top of her head and started running some tests while Ben stood to the side.

(A few minutes later)

"Anything?"

"Besides her armor having some synthetic skin mesh for some reason, it's a functioning robot."

"But why is it made like this?"

"No idea." Kevin admitted. "But I can say for sure that it's functions are working perfectly."

"Ok, then I guess it's time for Upgrade."

"Are you sure? There might be a anti Galvanic Mechamorph program installed in this one."

"We won't know unless we try." Ben said before slamming down the omnitrix and became Upgrade. "Huh, been a while."

"If you get fried, I'm getting your omnitrix lense, for my car."

"Keep dreaming." he replied before moving over the robot and began to slowly mold over it and attach onto it.

It didn't move as the substance covered her and began turning it a even brighter green, and caused Upgrade to go inside its mind.

-Mind of the Techadon-

Which was just a large field of flowers and giant trees.

"Ok, inside the mind of a dangerous robot and it looks more green than the Earth, ironic."

A small deer ran by while some giant hawks flew by and landed on some trees.

Upgrade looked around before seeing the robot in the distance, with a large lion laying on her lap.

"Good feline. Good feline."

"Roar."

"That must be her programming, or something." he muttered before walking over. "Hello?"

She looked up and blinked. "Hello human, are you lost? Have you come to pet the feline?"

"Roar."

"No, but can you help me out? I wanna try and find out why you're so….peaceful, to make sure everything's doing ok."

"Ok." She said. "What do you need?"

"Well, do you have some memory files or a place around here to see how you were made?"

"Over there." She said pointing to a large door made of metal and wood. "Please don't tamper with it, it is mean."

"Don't worry, I'm just gonna take a peek." He said before going inside the door, only to see a large factory with massive crystals going around it and transmuting yellow data though several wires going though the ground and right towards the door. "Alright, this looks like what I'm looking for."

He walked down the hall before touching one of the crystals and saw it reveal a picture of a smelting plant on an unknown planet. "Weird." he touched another crystal and saw two Techadon Weapon Masters going over what looked like blueprints.

"Are you sure this is a good idea Inspector 12? This design seems…..highly impractical."

"Relax Inspector 3, this will work." replied the second. "This will be a new type of weapon, one that will seem innocent and be a way to catch any targets off guard due to it's feminine build."

"But still, if the other Inspectors find out about this we will be exiled like the failure!"

"Only if we don't get caught. I'll put this in Inspector 11's shipment and let him take the blame."

"Wow, they are more cut throat than most politicians." he muttered before rubbing his chin. "That explains a lot, she's basically a test to see how it works, but with her being a pacifist their plan's already down the drain."

That was when another memory came flashing up and showed the robots first memory. Which was some….very elaborate dances.

"Data….uploading….loading….loading….subduction program…"

"Ok, so we have a pessimistic Techadon robot who was made to seduce it's targets and dance like a real woman." he muttered. "Wait, if this was made to seduce it's targets, then would that mean it has a-wait! Don't think about that Ben, just leave and remember, you're still dating Julie."

"Data…..finish…..upload complete." She said while slowly shutting down. "Waiting…...activation…."

Ben turned and walked out of the room and into the field. "Alright, everything looks good."

"Are you ok? Did you find the data efficient?" The robot asked while now doing some head stands.

"Yeah, so you just keep enjoying yourself."

"Are you sure?" She asked. "There is data that might help you. And what is the meaning of life?"

"Well, why don't I tell you when you wake up?"

"What is to wake up?"

He sighed before getting out of the mind.

-Outside mindscape-

And landed on the ground.

"So anything?" Kevin asked while reading a magazine.

"Yeah, turns out she was made this way to seduce enemies and kill them when they dropped their guard."

"...so it's an assassin?"

"Yes."

"Huh, that's new. But the Techadon Master's haven't had contact with their female species since they found the means to create new bodies from their own cells." Kevin said. "It means that they don't know how to bang much less know what a woman is."

"I'm guessing they just looked at some other alien species and went with what they found."

"Makes sense. But what should we do with her?" He pointed to the robot.

"No idea." Ben admitted. "Maybe send her back?"

"To Vulkanus? Bad idea."

"Well...maybe we can use her."

Kevin raised an eyebrow. "Tennyson, I get you and Julie aren't there yet, but isn't it kinda rushing it if you bring in toys? Especially something this big?"

"What no! That's not what I mean!"

"Oh so you aren't thinking about those synthetic breasts?" He smirked.

"Kevin!" he frowned. "I'm serious, if she's talking and asking questions like a person, then we can't just treat her like a robot, she actually has a mind."

"How so?"

"She had a field of flowers and trees. With animals too."

"...you're kidding me right?"

"No, which means she really doesn't want to hurt anyone."

"Well what do you think we do with her?"

"Maybe pass her off as your sister?"

"No."

"Why? It's possible you could make a sister if you had the right parts on hand."

"Because it would make my parents ask what's going on, and people would question HOW and WHY."

Kevin sighed and shook his head. "Well maybe you could act like you won her in some contest?"

"...maybe. But I don't think there is a contest out there that even had robots."

"Mmmm." Kevin said before getting an idea. "Why not say that you got this from off world? Like oh say from Azmuth."

"He might be offended by that and I don't think that'll help my hero gig."

That was when the robot started to regain consciousness. She sat up and stretched making the two look at her. "...is everything functional?"

"Yeah, you're in tip top shape." spoke Kevin.

She nodded. "Then I shall take the target to the buyer. Orders first….or are orders bad? What is the meaning of life?"

"Well, it's kinda hard to get a full answer to that." spoke Ben. "Some people say one thing, others say the other, it depends on who you ask."

"...error." She said before turning to the front of the garage and saw a familiar face. "It's the buyer."

Vulkanus frowned seeing the sight. "What are you doing?! You're supposed to kill him!"

"...what is kill?"

"Vulkanus?" Ben and Kevin stood up with frowns. "How long have you been standing there?"

"Just long enough to see my Techadon robot not doing its job." He frowned. "Now crush Tennyson!"

"What is crush?" Asked the robot. "Is it like nice? To give love to others? What is the meaning of life?"

"Gah! What is with this piece of junk!"

Ben chuckled slightly before saying. "She's not a killer, but a pacifist."

"What?!"

"And she is an assassin robot." Kevin snickered. "One that seduces the target, not kill them."

"You've gotta be kidding me!"

"We aren't." Ben said as the robot picked him up.

"Target acquired, waiting orders." She said while being very gentle with the human.

"Grrr, fine! You're still outnumbered and gunned Tennyson! Get him boys!"

And cue every alien miner rushing at them, only for them to stop seeing the robot looking at them.

"Orders." She said. "Orders? Wait….what is the meaning of life?"

The tiny aliens looked at each other and shrugged.

"The meaning of life, need the answer." She said while looking slightly annoyed.

"Why are you so hooked on that? Just get rid of Tennyson already!"

"The meaning of life." She said again. "I must know. I must know…..is it pie?"

Kevin looked a little concerned as some sparks came from the robot's head. "That can't be good."

Ben panicked seeing them and spoke up. "Hang on! I know!"

"Meaning of life, tell me now! Pie! Lions! Dicks!" She said while spasming a lot.

"It's living your life your own way! To do what you think is right and fun!" Ben quickly said.

"..."

'I hope this works!'

"...meaning of life found." She said while the sparks vanished. "To live, fuck, and reproduce is the meaning of life. New order, fuck human in future, bitch."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"What? Is that not the answer?" The robot asked confused.

"Uh...yeah! Yes it is." spoke Kevin while absorbing alloy from the garage. "And it also means to kick Vulkanus' ass around the block."

"...fuck ass?" She asked while her arm changed into a very large Magnum gun. "Fuck buyer's ass?"

"Do it."

Vulkanus gulped seeing the gun to his face. "Ah fuck."

The miners cried out in fear before Vulkanus got blown away by the shot.

"Fuck ass bitch." She said before firing again and again. "Fuck your ass!"

(A few minutes of blasting later)

"Fuck you bitch!"

Bang bang bang click click click.

"You can stop now." Ben said. "You're just hitting a trash can."

"Oh, my bad." She said while changing her hand back. "Fuck ass complete? Or do I need to fuck something else?"

Ben looked at Kevin and sighed. "No."

"...ok. Can we lay under a tree now?" She said while putting him on the ground.

"I guess so, just try not to bring out any other weapons."

"Why?"

"Because it is dangerous."

"...ok." She said before laying against a tree as Kevin dragged Ben to the side.

"Ben, I think you just got yourself a gold mine."

"Why?"

"Because you got a Techadon robot to side with you, when she was bought. Do you know what that means?"

"What?"

"Her system isn't glitching at all, she's gaining an advanced AI system."

"I guess that's a good thing."

"Better than good, think. If this bot gets smart enough and uses its adaption system right, you got yourself the first Techadon species at your fingertips. Making you a goddamn god to any creations that comes from her copying her data into other versions of herself."

"...eh?"

"Look you're basically the master of a developing AI. Meaning you also got yourself a sex doll with feelings and the capability to become more human like in every way." He winked. "And I mean EVERY way."

"Kevin!" blushed Ben.

"What? You need one just in case Julie forgets to bang with you after tennis practice."

Ben groaned as the robot looked at him.

"Are you sexually stressed?" She asked. "Or are you and the Osmosian already banging?"

"Oh god no!" the two yelled out with Kevin covering his mouth and Ben looking green.

"Are you sure? You look sexually stressed and the bitches aren't here to dry hump you are they?"

"Ok first off, please stop talking like that, second, don't listen to anything Kevin says, especially about being a sex bot part."

"...ok." She said. "But you two need to get laid before you croak."

"Well." Kevin said while getting an idea. "What if you help Ben here get some stress off him? I mean I don't think his girlfriends helping him in that department."

"Kev-"

"So the bitch is spreading her legs to some asshole? How sad." The robot remarked.

"NO!" spoke Ben in annoyance. "Kevin, shut up or you're gonna get your ass kicked. As for you? I don't need help, Julie is not a bitch, and we're not even that far yet, we're taking things slow."

"So how long?" She asked.

"A few months."

"And you never fucked once? Wow, the bitch is either a saint or a slut, hopefully the second." She said while getting up. "My services are yours, new buyer."

"Again, you can stop with the cussing. Where did that even come from?"

"Programming." She said. "Memory banks added cursing when you entered my mind, so suck on it bitch."

Ben groaned at that. 'Great, now she's gonna keep it up. Gwen's gonna think we did something.'

"Hey you reminded me of this one character from this show about space mercenaries." Kevin said. "I think it was Kaikaina something, boy I haven't seen it in ages."

"...identification approved." She said. "Operating name now Kaikaina, ready to fuck your world bitches!"

The two were about to say something when Gwen walked towards them.

"Hey Kevin do you have a….what the?!"

Kaikaina looked at her before saying. "Should I fuck her up like a bitch?"

"No." frowned Kevin.

"...not even once? Buyer needs to learn how to fuck the slut hard so why not use this bitch as practice?" She said with a sagely tone.

"Ok, what the hell is going on?" asked Gwen with her hands covered in mana.

"Basically she's a pacifist that got Ben's potty mouth when he checked inside her and now she is trying to be his sex doll."

"I didn't mean to make her cuss!"

"Ben, you are grounded." Gwen frowned as Kaikaina looked at them with the screen going black.

'Adapting….buyer is handsome...bitch.'