Alien oneshots part 2

Diagon

Diagon's humanoid Appearance: A tall woman with long green hair with what seemed to be pointed orange tips on each strand of hair, dark red eyes, with very pale skin that almost seemed translucent, a H cup chest and small ass, wearing a long black robe with dark red highlights on the sleeves and collar, dark green high heels with small tendrils around the ends, and long black nails on her fingers. She doesn't have a right hand but the sleeve is still there.

Universe: Omniverse

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-Bellwood, Bellwood Cemetery-

It was a dark moonless night as we zoom around the tombstones and mausoleums of the dead and recently deceased. All of them cold and dark while isolated from the nearby town.

Well except for a small fire near a large tombstone with a cross on it. That was occupied by someone who didn't mind the cold at all. They took a small puff from a cigarette they were smoking with a hoodie covering their head as they looked at the sky.

"Damn, I was actually hoping for a little light without needing wood tonight." Said the figure while sighing. "Whatever, not my problem."

The figure was a young boy with a black hoodie with a ten on it, a pale green trousers, black shoes, with grey eyes lined with black eyeliner, brown hair that covered one of his eyes and was very choppy. On his arm was a gray watch that almost looked like a gauntlet with wires going over the top of it and looked almost like shoe laces.

This boy was Benjamin Tennyson, but of a different nature than the usual one. Plus he wore eyeliner….which was a unique difference if you did not know the story of his life first.

He took another drag from his cigarette and blew the smoke out with a sigh while looking at the tombstones. "Another boring night huh guys?"

Silence.

"Whatever." He said while looking back up to the sky. "Sticking around this place is getting to be a real drag, wonder if I should just crash a bank and move."

"Who." Went an owl that flew by. "Who who."

"Dumb birds."

And cue a crow landing on his head.

"Caw." It said while mesmerized by the heat from the cig.

Ben sighed while laying on the grass. "Stupid town, sometimes I wonder if I should just go nuts on it, but that'd just give them what they want."

"Caw." The crow said while cleaning its wings. "Caw."

"I wonder what crow meat tastes like?" he looked up at it. "I am feeling a bit peckish."

"Caw." it said while looking at Ben and pecked him as it flew away. "Caw caw."

"Meh, I'll get to it later." He said while not seeing a small crack in the air near a mausoleum.

Creak.

Creak.

Creak...crack!

Ben sighed. "I need some grub." he sat up and got on his feet. "Maybe I can stop by and jack some jerky from a gas station." he then noticed that the ground was shaking a little.

Rumble!

Rumble!

CRACK!

The tear grew bigger and bigger as it started to distort the fabric of reality and caused various tombstones to melt and twist into unnatural shapes.

He looked surprised as spectral beings started to rise from the grave and began to fly into the town with loud screams of anguish and torment. He felt a chill down his back and stepped back. "Ok, this is new."

The tear started to widen as something came out of it. And that something was a MASSIVE tentacled monster with green skin, red eyes and looked like it had no body!

"Free at last." It said in a thunderous tone. "After centuries trapped in that dimension, I am free!"

Ben felt his mouth drop open before seeing the tombstones shake as pink energy seemed to drift from the creature into the ground. "Something tells me this is gonna be a huge drag."

"Now rise! Rise for your master!"

The ground shook as skeletons began erupting from the ground as several of them started to glow a bright pink color and others began to shoot flames from their mouths.

Ben let out a sigh before dialing in an alien and pushed down before transforming into Grey Matter and ran over near a rock as he watched them crawl out from the ground and slowly lumber out from the graveyard. "I'm gonna pass on dealing with this tonight, I'll get to it when I get to it."

However the next words that came from the monsters mouth caused Ben to stand still.

"Now go my servants! Conquer this dimension for the glory of Diagon, the deliverer of destruction and purger of hope!"

"...what?" muttered Grey Matter. "Destruction...wait. If that thing destroys everything then...oh fuck! The jerky!"

The skeletons kept on erupting from the ground as some of them started to burn the nearby forest with their flames.

"Great, a giant octopus shows up and brings skeletons to life, and now he wants to destroy Bellwood. If I wasn't feeling peckish I'd try to find front row seats." He muttered to himself as more skeletons appeared near him and growled at him. "Great, they spotted me." he turn and started to dart into the grass.

"Grrr." They growled while some tried to grab him while others began to ignite the grass.

"Hot hot hot!" he cried out feeling the heat before getting around a tree and dove under some of the trunks.

"Hisss." Said a skeleton of a snake as it moved towards the trunk as it looked ready to strike.

"You gotta be kidding me." he muttered with a sigh and shook his head. "Look, why can't you just go munch on a rat? I'm not exactly looking for trouble."

"HISSS!" It hissed before lunging at Grey Matter and nearly grabbed him.

The alien moved back and tried kicking it away before crawling up into the tree with a groan. "Great, just great. Why couldn't it be some random bank robber? At least with that the stupid police can handle it and I could just sit back and see if they make bigger asses out of themselves."

However as Gray Matter crawled to the top, he noticed that the entire area was ablaze while some police cars were driving towards the cemetery along with some fire trucks. "Man, the look on their faces are gonna be priceless."

The skeletons moved towards the cops and firefighters before charging at them.

"Open fire!"

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

The bullets bounced off them while the firefighters were trying to knock the skeletons down using their axes.

But that was ineffective as the dead rose back up for every blow and burned the ones closer to them to charred corpses, which slowly rose back up and turned on their fellow man.

"Oh god, what the hell is happening!"

"I don't kno-AHHH!" One firefighter cried out as his neck was bitten into by a dead dog.

"GRRRR!"

Grey Matter flinched as he watched with a blank stare. "Every time I see stuff like this as this guy it really makes me think about how weak they are. I have the brains and power to do anything, but I still let them get to me."

That however was when he noticed that some of the skeletons were getting into the trucks and began using them as literal battering rams of destruction.

"Although this is the first time seeing the dead driving." He said with a hint of amazement. He watched as they drove away with the rest following before he moved down the tree. "I need to watch this up closer."

(A little later)

"Grr!"

"Grr!"

"AHHH!" Screamed the multitude of citizens as they ran from the 'burning dead' while cars and other flammable objects ignited and or exploded in their wake. And all the while the flying octopus was hovering closer and closer to the town.

"Humans of this dimension. Bow to the power of Diagon."

Police tried shooting up at the being with nothing working while Ben himself reached an alley and whistled.

"Damn, those things are like pea shooters to that giant head." He muttered before seeing the head slowly moving closer as it shot both lasers from its eyes and a torrent of flames from its 'mouth'.

BOOM!

"AHHHH!"

"IT BURNS!"

"SOMEONE SAVE US!" Yelled one female officer before getting blasted by a laser and turned into a pile of dust.

"No one shall save you. For Ascalon is destroyed and my army of the dead will never end its destructive course on your dimension."

Ben watched with an impassive look and shrugged before walking down the alleyway while frowning. "Serves them right, they didn't care if I got hurt. Liked to see me like a complete freak, and if they want someone to save them then they can go to their big tough military."

As he looked at the carnage around him, he thought back to the days when Vilgax was still around. The memories of hard battles and fantastic adventures raced through his mind while making him feel nothing at all, except for disgust that someone leaked out his identity to the world and no one cared that he saved the world multiple times.

Instead of being seen as a hero, he was seen as some freak, outsider, even his aunt and uncle moved away with Gwen with his grandpa passing away, leaving him with his parents, the only ones he actually cared about still. He stuck around away from home just to keep them from dealing with him and he grew to be emotional about what went on and used his watch when he wanted to.

However even that started to get boring as his emotions began to fade away and were replaced with a emptiness greater than any black hole. And when he once again met Azmuth and the rouge Galvin Albedo, instead of helping he just sat and watched them kill each other in battle as he took the Ultimatrix and a new Omnitrix from their bodies to form his own Omnitrix which he called the Nulltrix as a symbol for his new nihilistic nature.

That's when he stopped and realized something. "If I let that dumb squid take over, mom and dad might get hurt, or worse." he turned his head and watched a car explode with people screaming louder before sighing and turned towards the carnage. "I'll kick some butt and make it quick, sticking around longer than I should is getting annoying."

"Grrr!"

"Grrr!"

"Grrr!"

The skeletons moved down the road while some started to combine with each other to form centauristic like bodies that caused several people to scream in horror.

Ben walked out and started dialing in the watch with one skeleton noticing him. "I liked you guys when you were under the ground, but now you're turning into a real drag."

"Grrr!" It growled before charging at him with its hands raised to strangle him.

Ben pushed down before transforming into Snare-Oh and used his bandages to grab the skeleton and swung him into others, making them break apart and catching other's attention, skeletons and humans alike.

"Grrrr." Growled one of the skeletons while the broken ones started to fuse into a multi armed giant with four heads and long bone like legs in the form of a spider.

"Bring it on Jack Skellington."

And on cue the army of the dead charged at Snare-Oh while sending flames at the alien mummy.

He ducked under the flames before causing his body to unravel and flew towards one of them as he ensnared one and broke its bones. He duck and weaved around them with one of the officers frowning.

"Great, first skeletons, a octopus head, and now that punk?"

"Um boss." One officer said. "Maybe less back talking and more SHOOTING THE FLAMING SKELETONS!"

"GRR!" One of the multi legged skeletons growled while charging at the officers.

"Shit! Kill it!"

"It's already dead!"

"Then kill it again!"

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

It kept charging at them before rearing back and crushed them with its legs.

"Aw great." Snare-Oh lashed out and grabbed it with an arm before pulling back and slammed it into the ground. "That's something they'll blame on me, I just know it."

"Grr!" One skeleton growled before grabbing the aliens head and blasted it with flames.

He hissed in pain before getting covered in ice. "Thank god I added Big Chill's ice powers or that might have hurt."

Now for clarification, the Nulltrix is the combination of both watches but with one feature that he decided after watching a horror movie on gene manipulation. The ability to add one power to an alien to give it an edge in a fight, such as ice powers with flammable aliens. But he only uses it when he is on a tough fight or when he feels like it.

He lashed out and grabbed the skeleton before breaking it apart and grabbed a nearby car before using it to toss into a crowd of them.

"Grr." Growled one of the dead before a large five headed skeleton charged at Snare-Oh and began using its many heads to blast the alien into several buildings.

He groaned at that while feeling that one. "Ok, now this is getting REAL annoying."

The skeletons moved closer to Snare-Oh while looking ready to burn them up.

"Grrr."

"Grr."

"Grr."

"Grrr!"

Snare-Oh glared at them before hitting the Nulltrix symbol and turned into a four armed mummy with black bandages, a gray death mask with two long cobra heads and bodies going down it and towards it's now legless lower torso and had long claws in each arm. "Ultimate Snare-Oh."

They blasted the alien before seeing the bandages absorbing them like it was nothing.

"Nice try." he said before sending the arms at them and started breaking them apart. "But I'm now fireproof and tougher."

The skeletons glared and rushed at him, but his bandages lashed out and actually started to cut through them while the bandages seemed to be burning.

The remaining humans that didn't get turned into the walking dead screamed and ran for cover as the floating head kept on torching the town with its flames.

(Insert Rok Nardin- The Devil)

"This pitiful town shall be the foundation of my new city. The grand city of Diagon the destroyer!" it bellowed out before feeling something dragging the souls back to the realm of the dead. "Resistance? Here? What foolish monkeys."

"Hey octopus head!" yelled Ultimate Snare-Oh bashing two skulls together. "You're undead pals aren't all that tough!"

It moved towards the location of the voice and stared at him. "Ah, a user of the Omnitrix. How I loathe that object since it defeated me in one reality."

"It's the Nulltrix."

"And I, Diagon the ruler of a trillion dimensions, would care why little monkey?"

"I don't care if you care, I just wanna beat these guys down because I had nothing better to do."

The Great Old One looked at the alien before chuckling. "Foolish lower life form, you will care when I send your soul to the abyss!" It then sent a torrent of flames at Ultimate Snare-Oh.

He stretched his arms and bandages around his body to try and shield himself, only these flames were far more hotter than the previous ones. He then saw the bandages burning up as he had to move to the side to avoid burning to death.

"You are nothing to me." It bellowed before the sky started to darken and massive tornadoes appeared from the sky.

"Crap." he muttered before there was a flash and he reverted to Snare-Oh and then back to his regular form. "Double crap."

The tornadoes moved towards him before sending him flying a few miles away and landed on a car.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

"Ow...fucking hell…." he hissed in pain while hearing something crack. 'Ok, that sucked, REALLY hard.'

As Ben was trying to get up he saw the octopus suddenly appearing right above him.

"Submit or perish." It said while causing lightning to fall from the heavens and ignited several cars and buildings, including the one Ben was on.

BOOM!

"AHHH!" He cried out before crashing to the ground and felt another thing cracking in his body. "Ow…" he tried to move while holding his side and glared up at the being. "What's...your deal?"

"What deal? I am a Great Old One of unimaginable power, it is my right to conquer the dimensions, destroy all that resist and bring all under my will." It bellowed. "Yet you, a user of the Omnitrix, questions my motives. You are either a fool or a pathetic waste of atoms."

"What...ever." winced Ben before dialing in another alien and pushed down.

FLASH!

The octopus looked and saw a familiar creature. "Ah, the one called Way Big. How nostalgic, except for the gray patches."

"This guy is usually too big, but with you, he might give you one heck of a headache."

"So did your counterpart, before I sent acid rain at that worm." It said before thunder started to be heard. "Which is what I'm going to do to you now!"

BOOM!

Drops of sulfuric acid landed on the giant alien as Way Big cried out in pain.

"Yeow! Ow! Ow!" he let out trying to cover his head and glared at the large head. "I don't know who the poser is, but I'm not like him!"

It chuckled at that before increasing the rainfall. "Tell that to him when I end your miserable existence insect."

"OW!" He cried out in pain. He glared at the head before gritting his teeth to ignore it and held his arms in a familiar position before firing a beam at the creature.

It made its mark while leaving a massive hole in the head.

"Take that…." he trailed off as the head started to regenerate the lost treasure. "You gotta be kidding-"

SMACK!

Way Big went flying as the Great Old One slapped him several feet away with one tentacle.

"Foolish boy, I am above the rules of life and death. I am pure power incarnate!" It bellowed before sending a wave of fire at the giant alien.

Way Big went wide eyed and crossed his arms to try and block the flames.

The being increased the flames as it moved closer and closer.

"Gah!" He cried out as the flames started to cause burns on his skin.

"Become dust in the wind!" It laughed while Way Big tried to use one of his more heat resistant alien powers, but to no avail as the flames were hotter than Ultimate Swampfire and Heatblast's flames combined.

(Insert This Battle Is To The Strong- Fate/Zero OST)

'Damn it! I might die if this keeps up!' He thought while imagining his family getting burned. 'No, I'm not going to let this octopus burn my folks! Ok, for once I'm going to get serious!'

"Had enough insect?" the head said with a dark laugh.

"No, but you will!" He said before slamming the Nulltrix and became Ultimate Way Big. He then twisted the symbol as it became a dark green color and his arms started to radiate with energy. "Try Ultimate Way Big with NRG's powers!"

The head blinked as the alien sent a ring of radiation at it and caused some damages to the tentacles. "You still defy me? The great Diagon?! You shall be turned into atoms for this afront!"

"Whatever squid face."

The head frowned before summoning tornadoes to distract the alien as it fired laser beams from it's eyes.

"Not this time." He said before making an 'X' formation and caused a blast of radiation to hit the Great Old One as the tornadoes dissipate.

It growled while slowly changing form into a large giant with long tentacles for legs, long clawed arms, and a five pointed head with six eyes. "To think, you made me lower myself to a level of pond scum." It then slithered over quickly and punched Ultimate Way Big in the face.

But he didn't flinch as he grinned a little.

"Forgot to mention I have a hard skin now." He said before punching the giant in the stomach. This made the being hunch over slightly, but righted itself and managed to catch the other fist from Ultimate Way Big.

"Foolish mortal." It said before sending a blast of fire at the alien. "No matter what form you take, you will be dead before the next sunrise in this pitiful dimension."

Ultimate Way Big stumbled back and hissed since the flames were starting to get to him.

It then moved closer and grabbed his face before slamming him to the ground again and again. "The only reason I do not enslave you like I will the survivors of this world is because I want to have the pleasure of ending the face of the human who stopped me once, but it won't happen again."

Ultimate Way Big groaned before kicking the being down with his legs and got up. "Oh shut up already." He then got an idea and jumped up with his leg gaining radiation.

"You are a fool-"

KICK!

"RIDER KICK!" He yelled while kicking the being in the face and caused it to explode.

It stumbled back while regenerating from the burn marks, albeit slowly. "Damn you Ben Tennyson!"

"Wow, you used my full name, whoop de doo." remarked the alien with a shrug. "It's better than what the assholes in this town prefer to call me."

It growled before changing its legs into two long mantis like legs and jumped right at Ultimate Way Big and sent him flying into a large convenient store.

"Ow-" He tried to say before seeing the being turning a dark pink color as arcane symbols appeared.

"Tersya'yyysrat-rvaofgrai laikerr'yrsa!" It said in an unknown language before a dark pink rope came out of the magic circle and caused Ultimate Way Big to be bound tightly.

"Hey wait you use magic?!"

"All Great Old One's use magic. And now you will be destroyed." It said while summoning a massive tornado of flames and sent it at the alien. "PERISH!"

Ultimate Way Big went wide eyed before yelling in pain when it hit and started burning across his chest. He grunted before twisting the Nulltrix symbol and turned it into a dark white color. "Ok, I'll give you one more chance to go or I'll use my trump card."

"Trump card? Ha, you are out of possible abilities and Ascalon is destroyed. You do not have the power to end me, Diagon the destroyer of worlds!"

"That's all?" He deadpanned before his hand glowed a dark white color and he jumped at the being.

SLASH!

And brought a karate chop to the being's arm, sending it falling to the ground.

"GAH!"

"Alien X, never leave home without him."

It cried out in pain as the arm started to ooze into a greenish goop and its stump was unable to regenerate at all.

Ultimate Way Big stood up with a hiss while his glowing hand twitched and he held it. 'Damn it, now it's gonna be harder to finish this guy. I need a quick and easy way to fix him or the stupid watch might time out again.'

It growled while slowly moving back. "I underestimated you, but mark my words, I shall come back and once I, the Great Diagon, return to this dimension. No force in the multitude of realms shall stop me."

CRACK!

A tear opened behind it as the being moved into it and caused the dead to fall onto the street and the weather resuming its moonless night.

Ultimate Way Big saw the tear closing up while sighing in relief. He fell down on his butt on the street while panting and reverted back to Way Big and then Ben who took his hoodie down. "Damn, I actually worked up a sweat, now I'm gonna reek."

As this was happening, he noticed the ooze and smelled the toxicity of it, which was like rotten eggs mixed with petroleum and rotten flesh.

"Not as much as that though." He gagged before seeing the police coming up the road. "Crap."

"You!" scowled the chief looking battered. "What the hell did you do?!"

"Duh, save your asses." he shrugged.

"You destroyed the town!"

"Saving your ass from an octopus." He shrugged. "Really, did you not see the battle or are you just stupid?"

He walked up and picked Ben up by his hoodie and gave him a slug which drew blood. "This is all your fault! That giant...thing showed up and then you did right after. It was one of your freaky friends, wasn't it?"

"Hold on chief." One officer said. "I don't think it's him, I mean that looked like a Lovecraft monster not an alien freak. And does this punk look like a Cthulhu cultist?"

"Shut up! This town would be better without this shitstain!" he yelled punching Ben in the stomach making him groan with a few people hearing and chiming in agreement.

"Whatever." Ben muttered while getting up and turned his Nulltrix a little. "Go away or I might stomp on you, or something I don't care for idiots with a pea sized brain."

"Oh yeah?" the chief pulled out his gun and held it near Ben's head while cocking the hammer. "Then I'll just have to fix that you little freak."

"Chief!" Yelled the other officer. "Stop! You're going to get court martialed for killing a civilian!"

"Is he really one? He can change into all sorts of aliens, for all we know he IS one pretending to be one!" called out a man. "He could kill us all just for kicks!"

Ben rolled his eyes at their stupidity while noticing the ooze was slowly melting the road behind them. "Before you shoot me, answer this question."

"What now shitface?!"

"What comes after summer?" He said while the cracks began to move around the police and the crowd as some of the cracks began to move under them.

"That's easy-"

CRACK!

"AHHHH!" The crowd screamed as they fell into a large sink hole.

"It's fall by the way." Ben smirked slightly before walking away. He pulled his hood back up while noticing the damage and scoffed. 'This is the thanks I get for saving their asses, gee thanks guys.'

(A few months later)

Ben laid on the grass near the cemetery while looking annoyed. The reason was simple, he had to fight other versions of him with so called 'evil' versions of himself and nearly got erased by a time bomb. And the whole thing made him annoyed and made the fight with the octopus make a lot more sense as it was the Ben with the strange white Omnitrix that defeated it and referred to.

"I thought that was gonna be something that might be worth it, but what happens? I get stabbed in the back, no surprise there." He muttered to himself. "Should have just went to the so called good guys instead, at least I wouldn't get attacked by my so called allies. Oh well, next time I will do whatever I want."

He sat up while looking at the sky. "Wonder if I should go grab some chinese food, it's been a while since I ate out." He then took a deep breath and walked off. "Hopefully I don't get hit with a frying pan again."

As he was walking off, he didn't notice a small crack opening up behind him as a shadowy hand slowly gripped the edges.

(Later)

WACK!

"And stay out!" Yelled a chef while kicking Ben out, who had a large bump on his head.

"Alright alright, I'm leaving." He grumbled while rubbing his head. "That was one painful frying pan. Oh well, I'll just raid the place later." he walked down the road while seeing people stay away from him like usual which he didn't worry about. 'Yep, even when I get back from a 'war' this place is just cramping my style.'

As he was walking down the street, he didn't notice someone was walking behind him and made some of the people look confused as they didn't expect someone to follow the boy yet ignored them.

(A little bit later)

Ben sighed while entering his house and saw his folks were out, getting groceries by the looks of it, and shrugged slightly. "I'll crash on my bed for a bit."

As he closed the door, he didn't notice the figure walking behind him and somehow not making a sound. They narrowed their eyes with Ben stopping and turned his head, but somehow the figure managed to vanish making him raise an eyebrow.

"Huh, thought I felt something, whatever." He said while turning around and walked into his room, only to notice his closet was closed. "Strange, I don't recall closing it." he turned to his bed and walked over before plopping down on it. "I never get tired of a real bed."

As he closed his eyes, he didn't see the closet slowly opening up as a hand began to extend from the depths. It moved out while the figure moved closer and closer to Ben and started to grab a discarded pillow that was on the ground.

"Maybe a small nap will perk me up, or something." He muttered before something started to smother his face. "MMM!?"

"..." the figure kept on putting the pillow on his face while Ben struggled a lot.

"MMMM!" He cried out before kicking the figure away and gasped for air. He panted and looked at the figure who landed in a clothes pile. "Who the heck are you?"

"Ugh….damn insect…" groaned the person who sounded like a woman's.

"I know you're not my mom, even with all the bastards in town she still cares about me. Are you someone with a grudge? Get in line."

The figure chuckled before getting up to reveal a tall woman with long green hair with what seemed to be pointed orange tips on each strand of hair, dark red eyes, with very pale skin that almost seemed translucent, a H cup chest and small ass, wearing a long black robe with dark red highlights on the sleeves and collar, dark green high heels with small tendrils around the ends, and long black nails on her fingers. As she got up it was revealed that her right sleeve was devoid of an appendage and she only had her left arm visible to the boy. "How bold, talking to me like I'm a common criminal. Is that anyway to treat a woman of my prestige?"

Ben gawked at her and rubbed his eyes. "And they say I look pale, you're literally see through."

"So?" She frowned before moving closer to Ben. "If I chose something darker then I would give away my identity too soon, not that I care whether or not a lower life form could figure it out in the spans of two nanoseconds."

"...whatever lady." He frowned. "Just who are you? I've never seen you around town."

She chuckled darkly at that before pointing her good arm at him. "Then tremble at my titles. I am the Necromancy God, the Purger of Hope, the King of Death, Ruler of a Million Dimensions, the Lord of Destruction." She then grinned. "I am Diagon of the Great Old Ones, the Destroyer of Worlds!"

"..."

"Quaking in fear mortal? Or are you too stunned at my subpar form to even talk?" She said with a smirk.

"Wait...you're that giant octopus head?"

"I was." She frowned. "But I changed my form to mingle with these….microbes you call humanity."

Ben frowned before looking at the missing arm and raised an eyebrow. "If you're so great, then why do you only have one arm?"

"Because you cut it off!" She snapped. "I can't regenerate from a reality warping power you insignificant worm!"

"Well that goes to show Alien X can do anything, but it's a pain." he remarked with his hand on his watch. "Look, if you're here to get revenge or something, then let's do it away from Bellwood, those jackasses are just looking for a reason to run me out of town, even if I DID save them from you last time."

"I am not here to conquer this dimension, not yet at least." She spoke coldly before pointing at him. "I am here for you, Benjamin Tennyson."

"And that would be?"

She smirked and moved closer to him. "Send you into the realm of madness and watch you slowly become a babbling fool before I end your existence."

"So you DO wanna fight."

"Why fight," She said with a sadistic grin. "When I can make your life a living nightmare with my very presence."

"You? Make my life a nightmare? Tch, good luck lady." he waved off. "The people around here made that real a long time ago."

"..." she blinked slightly. "All pond scum say that, you are no different mortal."

"Oh yeah, like I need a giant octopus, who just happens to be a chick now, to make my life hell." he frowned. "My life went to hell the moment I got sucked up into a life of aliens and douchebag villains, all because of that one road trip."

"I heard differently." She smirked. "For I faced another version of you and from what I could read from his magic using cousin, it was a time of fun and adventure. If that is true, then either you are in denial for your past exploits or you were exposed as a hero by a foolish mortal's exploits. Am I correct?"

"Wow, you're real smooth." he rolled his eyes. "That's right, on the second part I mean."

She nodded slightly hearing that part. "I could tell simply by reading your mind as well and to be fair," she poked the Nulltrix. "Your nihilism confirms your uniqueness in the pool of possibilities, albeit a small one compared to your other 'Bens'."

"In English, or whatever language you can use to make your point."

"You are a person closer to the Great Old Ones in terms of philosophy." She deadpanned slightly. "For we are just blips in reality and shall return to the atoms that made us. You should be honored that I, the great Diagon, gave you the privilege of being compared to gods."

"Yeah, feeling real privileged, I can feel it coming off." drawled Ben sarcastically. "Look if you're not here to fight then leave, I wanna be alone."

"As I said before, you will be committed to an insane asylum before I watch you die by my own hand." She then appeared behind him. "For I have all the time in the world to see you down the path of madness, dear Benjamin."

He turned to her and sighed before laying down on his bed. "Whatever."

She smirked before adding. "By the way, if you do try anything to escape me," She smirked as her arm started to get longer and formed tentacles. "I might decide to slowly end your life as I watch you scream for your deity of choice."

"Meh." He rolled over. "I will not care."

"You say that now, but I have time on my side to wait and watch your resolve crumble." She said while her hand reassembled itself. "Afterall, I am the Diagon, the vanguard of the Great Old Ones and the one who shall claim your soul in the end of this twisted web of madness and destruction."

"You gonna drop the exposition? Just speak normal." remarked Ben before closing his eyes.

Diagon shook her head while whispering in his ear. "Tuslus'syyratak y'tyrolkyss k'yassiakytwa kay'lli."

"And english helps, night."

"Alright." She said with a smile. "Lost soul of Yog-Sothoth and beginning of Azathoth the Blind Idiot God."

'Whatever.'

(Later)

Ben yawned while eating some breakfast as he sat with his folks. However, as he ate his cereal, the 'unwanted' visitor walked in quietly and appeared next to him.

"Hello Tennyson family." She said. "Am I disturbing your breakfast by chance?"

"Ahhh!" Carl and Sandra jumped up with Ben sighing.

"Why can't you just walk out like a normal person?"

"Because I don't care." She said before looking at the parents. "Hello, my name is Dia Gon, and I'm Ben's new girlfriend by one day." She then added. "We got drunk and had a few rounds, nothing serious."

Ben spit out his cereal with his parents going wide eyed.

"But don't worry." She smiled. "I know he will be a fine boyfriend," She turned to him. "Right Ben?"

"Ben." Carl frowned. "What did you do last night?"

"Um….nothing."

"Oh Ben." Dia Gon smiled. "Did you forget the ten rounds of beer we had before passing out in the alleyway? Silly."

'Why is she doing….this?!' he thought while seeing his mom frown. "I swear it's not like that."

"Then what is?" Sandra asked.

"Um…"

"Ben." She frowned as 'Dia Gon' looked at him with a small smirk.

"She…..She was just some drunken girl I met who needed a place to crash."

"Oh? Then why is she calling you her boyfriend then?" Carl asked with a raised eyebrow.

"She must still be tipsy."

"I am sober." The girl smiled. "By the way, thanks for the good morning kiss, I really needed that lip to lip action Ben."

"Sure sounds like you two got close." spoke Carl with his arms crossed.

"She's insane." Ben deadpanned before the girl hugged his arm.

"Aw, is that anyway to treat your girlfriend? Because you were so caring last night when I puked on your shirt." She pouted. "So was last night a one night stand? Because I don't want it to be one!"

Ben gulped while feeling very nervous and unable to fix the situation she just made up in front of his folks.

"Ben, while I'm happy to hear you met someone, albeit through alcohol, it sounds to me like she took it personal." spoke Sandra. "Even if you don't feel the same way, maybe give her a chance and see where it goes. If things don't work out, than at least you know with your own eyes."

"But but but-" he tried to say as Dia Gon smiled and kissed his cheek.

"Since your parents blessed our union, let's try and get along. Ok Ben?" She said while her eyes looked devilish at the moment.

He frowned at her and raised an eyebrow. "Sure, no problem."

She turned to the parents. "Don't worry, I will make sure he uses protection when we get to 'it'."

Ben spat out his cereal again and blushed. "What?!"

"I hope so." Carl frowned. "I don't want grandchildren yet."

"Don't worry we will be extra careful." Dia Gon smiled. "Right Ben?"

He groaned at that.

(Later)

Ben looked around the trees while hiking through the forest with boredom. Yet he wasn't alone as Diagon was walking next to him as she looked very contempt for some reason.

"I have to say." She smirked. "Making a fool out of you was the most 'fun' I had in millenia."

"Out of everything you had to say, you had to pick girlfriend."

"It was either girlfriend or mistress." She spoke. "But seeing your family act like that was most interesting. Along with seeing your blushing face Benjamin."

Ben sighed. "Whatever, as long as you don't do that all the time."

"Maybe or maybe not, who's to say I might do something worse than embarasses you like a common mutt?" she said with a dark chuckle.

"You know I could always finish the job right? One dial's all it would take." he said while pointing to the Nulltrix.

She rolled her eyes at that before saying. "On that point, what motivates you besides nihilism and your family? What do you strive for now that everyone thinks of you as a lowly pond scum?"

"Hell as I know." He shrugged. "But like the Lion King says, Hakuna Matata."

"...what?"

"It means something about living your day like you want to, or something."

She shook her head. "Foolish words, yet in your case, reasonable due to how these maggots throw your potential in the mud." She then traced a finger on his cheek. "Think about it, you have all the power in this dimension yet what do they do? Treat you like an animal, but if you give in to the madness of the Great Old Ones, perhaps they can be," her eyes glowled slightly. "Persuaded to be your loyal servants in this life and the next."

"Honestly with all that stuff you went on and on about, I'm surprised you didn't do that already." he shrugged. "I only fought you because I didn't want my parents dead, the rest of this place can go fuck itself for all I care."

Diagon frowned slightly. "The reason why I didn't just control the population was because your counterpart stopped it along with Sir George, here I wanted a quick victory with humanity's worst fear. Death itself."

Ben blinked at the logic before shrugging. "Whatever."

"Oh Benjamin, you are such a talented form of bacteria, but with the greatness of a all powerful Great Old One, you can take revenge on all existence for shunning you and turning you into a Shakespearean tragedy."

"Like I said, it's your call if you want, but if it involves my folks and not in a good way, then we've got a problem." he said with a slight frown.

"Very well." She said with a low growl. "But one day, karma will come for you in the form of unfortunate events, as long as you deny my powers that is."

He rolled his eyes and ignored her. "You should work on making people afraid of you thing, not many are scared of octopuses."

"I've heard." she said before seeing a guy walking towards them and suddenly clung to Ben's arm. "Ben, want to makeout here? I'm very horny!"

"H-Hey!"

"Tsk." The man grumbled. "The freak has a girl now? What kind of trick did he do besides raping?"

Diagon looked up from Ben's arm and subtly jerked her head as the man went flying a few feet away and got impaled by a tree branch to the chest.

"GAH!" he cried out as some chipmunks crawled down from the tree and started attacking him. "AH! H-Help!"

Ben went wide eyed seeing that and looked at Diagon. "Uh….forget it, I'm not saying a word."

"As you should." She smirked before blinking and caused some owls to peck the man's eyes out. "So onwards to our destination mortal."

"Just go easy on the murdering or they'll try burning me at the stake."

"And they will find out that I can burn them from the inside out." She said while walking away. "Or I could let them burn you, who knows."

Ben blinked while feeling like this might be an everyday occurance. One he didn't want but was too bored to care much about it.

(Timeskip)

Ben looked at the town from the graveyard as he waited for his 'girlfriend' to show up. The reason was simple, she was doing another round of murders and madness based things. Yet he also was hoping that she wasn't using his name in any of those crimes as she apparently did that for the last six months now. 'Maybe I should try and see if I can hide out for a while in Mexico.'

As he was busy contemplating his next plan of attack, he didn't notice 'Dia Gon' was behind him with a bag of McDonalds, that was somehow bloodied, in one hand.

"Benjamin." She said in his ear. "I am back."

"Wah!" he jumped and whirled around with his hand on the watch before seeing her and sighed. "Don't spook me like that."

She smirked. "When have I ever not tried?" She then brought the bloodied bag up. "Here."

He looked at it and shuttered. "Where did you get that?"

"From some foolish mortals that tried to hit on me. Cash and J.T I think their names were before I rearranged their bodies and made them into a pair of boots."

"And you didn't think about ditching the bag with their blood on it because…"

She pulled out a burger from the bag. "Free food for you and free destruction for me. It is a win win situation my dear Benjamin."

"I'll pass, I just lost my appetite." He said as 'Dia Gon' shrugged an started eating the burger. 'Why did she even bring me that?!'

She finished the burger after a few minutes and sighed. "Well that was enjoyable, but I must go back to town. Things to do and more bodies to end with madness."

"How are you hiding your trail? At this point I'm amazed they haven't started running away when you walk down the street."

She smirked. "Besides manipulating their pathetic minds to think it was just a rabid animal of unknown descriptions ending their lives, I simply used their fear of the unknown against them."

"English."

"Tu'yr Y'lly'tay." She said in her native tongue, knowing that he HATES it.

"Again, without your Lovecraft language!"

She smirked. "Alright, I just made them think that you and I were having a 'date' before they were sent to the void."

"That's it?"

"Yes."

"And what did 'we' do on this 'date'?"

"Oh that's simple." She said with a grin. "Consummated."

He groaned and rubbed his eyes. "Seriously?"

"I am Benjamin." she chuckled darkly. "After all what is more scary than a so called 'freak' making a new 'spawn' of 'freaks'?"

"My cousin when she has one of those days." he remarked bluntly.

"..." she pointed at him. "Touché. I will add that for your 'wake up' call."

He shivered as that meant either her giving him night terrors or very perverted dreams that snap him awake and into her bosom. "You should consider getting a new hobby."

"Besides killing pond scum?" She chuckled. "Because I was thinking of getting a job."

"And that would...be?"

"A butcher at a deli." She said like it was the most common thing in the world.

Ben groaned at that.

"Or I will just 'mooch' on you." She said with a smile. "After all, I am going to be here for a long time."

"I'd rather you stick around and not paint the town red, or if you do warn me so I can get my folks out of here." He frowned.

"And where is the 'fun' in that? Madness has no bounds Benjamin, so I shall keep this up until you perish at the hands of time." She smirked before trailing her finger on his cheek. "Or there is an alternative."

"What?"

She moved the finger down his body and poked his crotch. "Consummating a new race of Great Old Ones for my conquest of this dimension of course."

"...ok, now I KNOW you gotta be kidding."

"Perhaps." She chuckled. "Perhaps not, but know this," she moved her hand on his face and squeezed. "Eventually you will give in to both madness and desire for the flesh, it's just a matter of time."

"Whatever." He said while moving the hand away and walked away.

Diagon looked at him before saying. "By the way, I just talked with your parents. They are going out of town for a few weeks so we will be all alone in the house."

"Good, you can sleep in their bed."

She shook her head. "No I am not, I already moved my blanket to your bed and got everything ready for our 'special time'."

"Yeah well if I feel horny I'll just look at my playboy stash."

"I burned that." She said bluntly. "It was taking up room and I found it uncultured for my tastes."

"..." he ran off while looking pissed. 'She has to be lying!'

'He he he.'

"FUCK!"

'I'm going to enjoy making his life a living Wonderland, with a slight hint of lust.' Diagon thought with a grin. 'After all, I did mean it when I said he will make a new race of Great Old Ones for my army.'

(Timeskip)

Ben walked down the street while holding a bag with milk in it along with some cheese in his hands. As he walked, he noticed that something...weird was going on. He saw people around not glaring, not scowling, or even backing away when he walked near them.

"Good day." Said one guy with a nod while walking passed him. "Wonderful weather we're having."

"Uh, yeah." he nodded back.

"Hi Ben, looking good dude." called out a teenager with a skateboard.

"Oh um thanks?" He said while looking a little nervous. 'Why are they doing this?'

"Hi Ben." One girl said while waving to him. "Have fun today."

He watched her walk and rubbed his eyes. "Ok, am I losing it? Everyone's acting...nice? To me?"

"Hi." Said a mother with two kids in each hand. "Hope you keep saving the town."

"Yeah."

"It's cool."

Ben looked very lost while slowly feeling like he just entered a 'positive' Ben's dimension, again. 'Alright, now I know I'm losing it. Have I gone mad like Diagon said? Am I...wait a second.' he then stormed down the street.

(Back home)

And walked into his room as Diagon was laying on his bed and was in the nude.

"Welcome back Benjamin, how was the store?"

He blushed seeing her body before looking away. "Alright, talk."

"Am I already talking?" She asked while moving her legs and placed them in a crisscross position.

"You know what I mean."

She smirked. "Ah! You mean the sudden change in attitude. Simple memory alterations to make you more likable, to an extent." She then looked at him. "Why? Is it not acceptable madness for you?"

"Considering I'm use to them glaring at me, possible." he remarked bluntly. "What I'd like to know is why. Purely to try and make me go bonkers?"

"Yes." She said bluntly. "That and to see your soul crumble from all the trauma of regaining your positive lifestyle."

"Wow, you're blind." he remarked shaking his head. "I'm not traumatized or anything, I just learned early on that people like to hate on those that are different. You think this is going to make me go mad? The opposite actually. The chance to walk around without them being a pain in the ass is a dream come true for me. For an all powerful god or whatever, you suck."

She frowned at that. "Oh? Is that all the 'thanks' I get for instilling madness into the town?"

"Yes."

She narrowed her eyes. "Then I expect a toll from you Benjamin."

"Um, I didn't even ask you to do this, so technically, this can be considered a gift."

She glared at him before snapping her fingers and caused Ben's clothes to vanish in a puff of dark pink energy. "How about now Benjamin Tennyson?"

He jumped seeing his clothes go before one of the hair strands lashed out and pulled him over. "Woah! Hey what gives!"

"I'm taking my toll now." She said with a dark grin. "That being your virginity, now," She moved him closer to her bosom. "Get ready to be sent into the realm of madness and infinite lust! Ha ha ha ha!"

"MMM!?" he let out with a bright red face while feeling her hand reach down and grab his groin, hard.

She smirked while her hair stands began to wrap him up like a mummy. "I'm going to enjoy taking your virginity, both with your rod AND your other holes!"

'Crap!'

"We're not leaving here until I'm one hundred percent inseminated with your seed, so get ready."

'Double crap!'

"So I hope you like my kinks." She said as some of the hair moved towards his butt.

'TRIPLE CRAP!'