Alien oneshots part 2

Nitroanderthal, Gausia

Author's note: Yes this is a made up name for Gutrot's species, don't blame me, blame Man of Action for not giving us one in the series. Also the original idea had to be tweaked a little bit in development.

Gausia's Appearance: A tall woman with a dark black and pink body suit that hugs tight to her body, with slightly gray skin, a J cup chest and plump ass, a slightly large gut, long blond hair in the form of twisted drill like structures, blue eyes, wearing a dark black t-shirt with a pink mask on it, tight pants that were unzipped, large pink high heels, a black choker with spikes on it, and holding a large guitar in her hands while her face was covered in a semi translucent face mask as the pink gas was coming from her mask and back

Universe: Omniverse

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-Bellwood-

Ben smiled while drinking some smoothies after a long day of kicking alien butt, which was mostly him destroying a certain aliens shop multiple times for some reason.

Hey he said he was kicking alien butt, didn't mean there wasn't gonna be a mess. Especially collateral damages, he's not a lawyer ya know.

"Ah. This feels so right." He said with a grin. He was about to take another sip before noticing some people walking around with fliers and whispering with excitement. 'Huh, wonder what's up with them.'

"Did you hear?"

"Yes, she's back in town."

"Yeah, and she's going to cause the health care to come crashing down on us, again."

"Considering how awesome her music is, I'll take the chance."

"Just don't say hi to the tree people again."

"It was once!"

Ben looked confused at that. 'Tree people? Do they mean my aliens?' he finished his drink and got up before following them and noticed there were fliers around and other people wearing t-shirts or other accessories advertising something.

And for some reason it was all advertising guitars and gas masks, black and pink ones to be exact.

'This is odd.' he rubbed his head before seeing Rook walking over. "Rook, what's going on here?"

"No idea." he shrugged. "I assumed you already knew and came to ask."

"No, I just overhead some people and now I'm seeing gas masks."

"And this is not normal for you humans right?"

"Unless there was a another world war that I didn't hear of until now, no." he shook his head while seeing some guys walk by listening to loud rock music. "Then again, I think I'm starting to get an idea."

"Yahooo!" One guy yelled out. "Gausia is the best!"

"She ROCKS!"

"SHE'S THE BOSS!"

"HEY! JACKYBOY IS THE BOSS!"

"NO CAUSIA IS THE BOSS! NOT JACKSEPTICGUY!"

"TAKE THAT BACK!"

And cue a fight between two morons.

"Is that what you were referring to?"

Ben grumbled. "Almost, but you get the point."

"I do not remember getting a pointed tip of anything today." Rook said.

"Look, let's just grab a flier and read what it says."

He nodded before seeing a truck drive by and threw a large box of fliers right on Ben's foot.

"OW!" He cried out before rubbing his foot. However as he was doing that, he saw a large pink gas mask on the flier with the words Gausia's Universal Tour, the Gassers! Now in a city near you! No flammable materials during the concert.

"Are you alright?"

"I'm fine." He said while picking a flier up. "But I think this should answer this. Apparently there's some big rock band coming to town."

"Rock band?"

"You know, music with thick beats."

"Huh?"

"It's full of punk."

Rook looked very confused while trying to contemplate what Ben was suggesting.

Ben sighed. "Look, it's a kind of music, the people are going to visit the concert which is happening here in Bellwood, got it?"

"So….rocks can be instruments?"

He facepalmed. "Nevermind."

(Later)

Ben and Rook looked around the town while it was mobbed with both humans and aliens from one part of the street to the other. Each one having pink and black gas masks on their faces.

"Ok, I never heard of this band, but they must be pretty big if they can get this much of a crowd."

That was when they saw some small kids wearing said gas masks.

"That's just creepy." Ben muttered to himself.

"Are you certain they are not preparing for an oncoming danger involving gas?"

"If they were then an alarm system would have been placed. Plus we would be dead if there was any toxic gases here."

"Fair point."

Ben looked at where the people were going to and noticed they were heading to the park. "Let's see what these Gassers are really like."

(At the park)

The two looked at the massive crowd of people while feeling like they are going to get crushed by a mob.

"I feel as though I need to be prepared for a riot."

"Agreed."

"Gausia! Gausia! Gausia! Gausia!" The crowd cheered on while hitting the air with their fists.

"I hope this Gausia can play better than what her fans wear." whispered Ben.

"Play better then they wear?"

"It's an expression."

"I do not follow." He said confused.

"Let's just try and hear how they play and you'll understand why people enjoy rock n roll."

That was when some fireworks shot into the sky.

"She's here!"

"She's going to rock this joint!"

The crowd cheered as more fireworks shot up into the sky.

(Insert Crazy Train music)

"I had no idea these 'concerts' used explosives as a means of entertainment."

"Rook, did you even try to learn about Earth?" Ben sweatdropped. "Did you try reading those documentaries I suggested you check out about Earth culture?"

"No, I was busy trying to do paperwork for twenty four hours straight."

Ben groaned before seeing some pink gas coming out of the stadium and poured all over the crowd. The people cheered louder while a band began to slowly rise up from below the stage.

And yes, this was an alien band, but the strange thing was that they were all female Four Arms and Diamondheads, each one wearing tight black clothing and pink chokers with gas masks.

"Huh, first real alien rock n roll band, there's a first time for everything." Ben looked at the stage before noticing that one of the Four Arms had a hammer in her hands which she used to hit the floor.

Allowing for a second lift to pop out of the floor. It also caused more of the pink gas to come spilling out to the crowd.

And from the floor was a tall woman with a dark black and pink body suit that hugged tight to her body, with slightly gray skin, a J cup chest and plump ass, a slightly large gut, long blond hair in the form of twisted drill like structures, blue eyes, wearing a dark black t-shirt with a pink mask on it, tight pants that were unzipped, large pink high heels, a black choker with spikes on it, and holding a large guitar in her hands while her face was covered in a semi translucent face mask as the pink gas was coming from her mask and back.

"Gausia!"

"We love you Gausia!"

"Marry me!"

"YEEEEEAAAAAH!" she let out hitting a loud note that made the ground shake from the vibrations making the crowd go nuts.

"Ow." Ben muttered while feeling his eardrums nearly exploding. "That hurt."

"ARE YOU FUCKING READY TO ROCK THIS PARTY?!"

"YES!" yelled the crowd.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"YES!"

"THEN GET OFF YOU FUCKING ASS AND CHEER!"

The crowd did just that with Ben and Rook covering their ears.

"YEAH!"

"MARRY ME!"

"NO MARRY ME!"

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY FUCKING STARTED! ONE! TWO! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!"

(Two hours of noise later)

"Is this sound over?!" yelled Rook to Ben. "My ears feel like they may fall off!"

"WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

(Five hours of loud noise later)

"Let's get out of here Rook!"

"WHAT?! I'M NOT A DOG!"

Ben groaned before using the watch and transformed into XLR8 and grabbed Rook before getting them far enough with the music sounding small and set him down. "Thank god, now I can hear you."

"WHAT?!" He yelled while his ears were shot. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! DID YOU CALL ME FAT?!"

XLR8 facepalmed and shook his head. 'Hopefully the concert is over soon.'

(Next morning)

Ben groaned as the music was STILL GOING ON! He tried covering his ears to drown it out and get back to sleep. 'Why can't they stop this music?!'

However that was when it slowly stopped as the last trill rang out and the crowd cheered for more.

"Ok, no way! I'm not gonna let that go on any longer!" he sat up looking pissed. "I don't care if the police get involved, if I don't stop that everyone else is gonna riot! If anything they'd offer to help. Time to give them something to really yell about." He then looked at his watch and smirked. "And I have just the chatter bug to bug them with."

(At the concert)

"ARE YOU READY FOR FUCKING MORE?!" Gausia yelled out to the crowd.

"YEAH!"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"YEAH!"

"THEN LET'S GET READY TO ROCK THIS JOINT!"

They cheered before a loud sonic yell was heard making them cover their ears and made the band look confused while covering their own.

She frowned while covering her own ears. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Everyone was confused before looking and saw numerous Echo Echos letting out the screams before slowly stopping with one holding a megaphone and cleared his throat.

"Sorry everyone, but I needed to get your attention. I think this concert has gone on long enough, time to wrap up."

Gausia looked at him before saying. "Ya a fucking music hater? Because I FUCKING HATE MUSIC HATERS! GIRLS, KICK HIS ASS!"

"Woah there! No need for violence. I just needed to tell you this because this has been going on for HOURS! People are trying to sleep!"

She looked at the crowd. "Are you guys fucking tried?"

"NO!"

"There." She smirked. "They aren't tired as fuck."

"Well I am." he frowned as he and his clones crossed their arms. "All this music is gonna get people who aren't fans just as angry, especially the police."

Gausia narrowed her eyes before picking the main clone up. "Like you could stop the Gassers. Also, FUCK YOU SKINNY MAN!"

He frowned and coughed when some of the gas got in his face making him wave it off and blink while his vision started to turn all colorful. "Woah, what's going...on?"

The clones looked confused at that before shrugging. "Weird."

"That's a little something to make you chill the fuck out, so quit being a hater." she remarked dropping him while he groaned and rubbed his head with everything looking wobbly.

"Ugh…" he groaned while the world started to spin around him. He felt his clones go back into him before falling back and wound up staring at the colorful sky with the band getting back into their song, which sounded slightly better as he passed out.

(Five hours later)

Ben groaned while feeling like he had entered a sugar rush and a hangover all at the same time. He tried to sit up, but was so disoriented he wound up falling on a floor making it worse. "Ow...fuck that hurts."

"Feeling better?"

He looked up and saw Gausia right above him while eating some chips. He jumped and winced before noticing he was in some kind of tour bus with everything you'd expect from a rockstar, except that it was WAY more advanced than a normal bus.

"Ya a dumb person you know." She said while eating her chips. "Especially jumping on stage on my last number."

"I, had a good reason, ow." he rubbed his head with a groan and stood up. "What happened back there?"

"You had some LSD and various toxins that causes the fucking brain to hallucinate." She said bluntly. "And you looked stupid while drooling on the ground."

"I was on drugs? Wait...is that what you've been expelling out to the people in the concert?"

"No." She frowned. "That was just happy gas."

"In english."

"The gas your dentist gives you." She frowned. "Now, who the fuck are you and why the fuck did you piss everyone on my stage?!'

"The names Ben Tennyson, and I'm the one who came to stop you because you left your concert going for TOO long."

"...never fucking heard of you."

"The same can be said for you and your band."

"You gotta be shitting me, the Gassers have been around for TEN years!" She frowned. "How can you NOT know us?!"

"Simple, I've been saving the world for most of my life!"

Gausia raised an eyebrow. "Uh huh."

"Seriously? Hero of Earth? The guy who beat Vilgax? The guy who literally had to bring back the universe when it got erased?"

"...eh?"

"I saved the universe from the Highbreed."

"..."

"Oh come on!"

"You are a fucking off person. And I've seen shitty people in my tours on Galvin Prime."

"Oh sure, you've been there. Probably never heard of the smartest one of them all too."

"You mean Azmuth? Yeah, he got a VIP and even pricked my finger for some 'DNA transference' for the Omnitrix, whatever the fuck that was. In my opinion, he's fucking weird."

"Wait, he sampled your DNA for the watch? That must be how I got Gutrot." he muttered.

"Gutrot? That's an ugly fucking name." She deadpanned. "And if you don't mind, I have to get some popcorn before the next gig tonight."

"Oh like yours is any better. Just let me out so I can go home."

"Oh that." She pointed to the window. "You're not leaving."

He blinked before looking out and saw he was in the middle of space.

"We are fucking heading to Appoplexia. Those cats know how to fucking party! Yeah!"

"Hey! Are you nuts? Turn this thing around and take me back to Earth."

Gausia deadpanned at him. "No, we are halfway towards our destination and WAY passed the Solar System. So fucking relax."

"Fine, you wanna be that stubborn, then I'll give you something to really jog your memory." he dialed in an alien before slamming down and became Nanomech. "Dang it, I was hoping for Upgrade, but he'll do."

She looked at the alien before grabbing him and looked into his face. "You look like a pixie, a very….ugly looking one."

"Well this 'pixie' is turning us around." he remarked getting out of her grip and flew towards the front of the ship and landed on the console. "Now where to slip in to?"

The computer beeped and booped before showing hundreds of planets that looked very different then anything he has seen. However, there was NO Earth on it.

"Oh come on!" he groaned with a frown. "How can I get this ship to turn around if this ship doesn't have the coordinates?"

Gausia walked over and picked Nanomech up by the wings. "You are a fucking idiot. We don't get coordinates for first time gigs, we get them for our second gig, by the fans."

"You mean I'm stuck on this ship? Why didn't you just leave me there? This is borderline kidnapping."

"Because you were annoying my gig. Plus your buddy told me about how you nearly lost your hearing so as compensation for that, you're getting VIP treatment for the next ten gigs." She said. "And as for fucking kidnapping, I only brought you into the bus when I got my next gig, so you were just a straggler on my ship."

"Again, kidnapping." he deadpanned.

She ignored him before walking back and sat on a couch. "Now relax, I'm not going to hurt you. Unless you fucking want to then I'll kick your ass."

Nanomech was about to retort before Gausia burped in his face as pink gas hit him in the face.

"Excuse me."

Nanomech groaned before seeing the world turning into a kaleidoscope. "Oh no...not again."

Beep beep beep.

The alien changed back while falling onto the ground and started seeing unnatural shapes and colors in his vision.

(Much later)

He groaned while slowly getting up, albeit he felt his brain was about to explode. "Ugh…."

That was when he heard a fridge door open as Gausia walked to a chair with a box of donuts.

"What...happened?"

"You were out for five hours." She said while eating a donut. "And relax, you're on a fucking couch not on the floor like last time."

"Oh great, did you knock me out again?"

"Oh fucking accident." She frowned. "I don't burp on people, bastard."

Ben groaned while getting up as he looked at her clothes. "How can you even wear clothes with a bodysuit?"

"Simple, my suit is custom made. It's like a fucking terminator, and the clothes are made of asbestos."

"Asbes-what?"

"Asbestos, you know. It's a metal."

Ben blinked before slowly recalling chemistry class and paled. "You wear that?! It's toxic!"

"...it is?"

"To inhale!"

"Never had any trouble with that before."

'Wait, she literally has chemicals in her. Makes sense it wouldn't affect her.' He thought while trying not to breath in the metal.

"Are you fucking ok?"

"Do you have anything not made of asbestos?"

"..." she blushed. "Yes."

"Then put them on." He said. "I really don't want to die from inhaling that stuff."

"I don't need to change my clothes for you."

"So you don't care about my health?"

"No." She said bluntly.

"Well what about your fans? What if one of them is allergic to the chemicals you expel?"

"..." she groaned while getting up. "Fine, but only for my fucking fans."

'Wow, that was easier then I thought.'

(Later)

Ben sat on the couch while eating some of the donuts, which for some reason tasted like Mr. Smoothie.

As he was tasting the next donut, he saw Gausia walked back but was wearing a pink and red outfit consisting of a dress with frills, a short skirt, two long ribbons around her arms, and two bows on both sides of her head.

"..." she blushed. 'This is embarrassing! Fucking embarrassing!'

"Woah, THAT'S your other clothes?"

"Shut up! I got this from a fan in one of my gigs." She blushed. "He said something about magical girls and...fucking hell! Why did I keep this?!"

"Well it certainly fits." snickered Ben.

She growled at him before flipping him the bird.

"H-Hey, did he tell you about the chant to use your spells too? Bahaha!" he burst out laughing.

Gausia growled are that before spraying gas at his face. "Taste gas bastard!"

"Ah! Hey!" He coughed before smelling it and gagged. "Ugh! Rotten eggs!"

"Ha ha! Take that you bastard."

"Alright, you asked for it." he pressed down on the watch before transforming into Gutrot and crossed his arms. "Ha! That won't work on this guy."

PUNCH!

"GAH!"

"But my punches will ya fuck!" Gausia growled while slugging him in the face.

"Ok, you wanna duke it out? Bring it on!"

(One hour later)

POW!

POW!

Both kept on punching each other in the face while Gulrot started to get light headed from the punches.

"Take this!" Gausia yelled before punching his face hard on the nose.

He stumbled back and groaned while one of the Tetramands popped her head in the back.

"Are you two still fighting? Some of us are trying to sleep!"

"Shut up Hillary!" Gausia snapped. "This fucker is pissing me off!"

"Says you!" snapped Gutrot while swaying. 'How have I not changed back yet? Usually this thing times out quick.'

Beep beep beep.

PUNCH!

Gutrot felt that punch hitting his face as he changed back to Ben and hit his head on the wall. "Ow...damn…"

"Hey ya! I won ya fucking bastard!"

"Both of you just go to sleep!"

She stuck her tongue out at her before getting a pillow to the face.

Ben groaned while feeling a large bump on his head. "I think...I think I'll just pass out now, night night."

(Hours later)

Ben groaned while slowly waking up again, only to see Gausia right next to him while eating some cake in her magical girl outfit.

"Nom nom nom." She said while eating the cake.

"Hey, why are you still wearing that?"

She looked at him. "So you don't get killed by the asbestos, fucking duh."

"Wow, I'm touched." he remarked weakly sitting up. "What time is it?"

"Earth or Pluto time?"

"Earth."

"Oh it's been ten days and it's noon back on Earth." She shrugged. "This ride is slow as fuck."

"Wait, this ship has been moving for ten days, but it's just NOW noon back home?"

"Well duh." Gausia deadpanned. "Don't worry, you will get back, after my tour." She then moved the cake to him. "Want some ya bastard?"

"Wait, I know I can use Gutrot, and you have a tongue, but does your species really need or CAN use a mouth to eat?"

"You want to see my face?"

"Yes."

"Then no. For us, seeing our fucking face is like seeing a nude person. Only married couples can fucking see our faces."

"Do you ever get tired of cursing?"

"FUCK NO!" She yelled out with a laugh.

Ben sweatdropped at that. 'Figures.'

"But I do hate one thing." She grumbled. "Assholes that don't appreciate music. Fucking ingrates."

"Which you quickly assumed was me."

She glared at him before sighing. "Look, on my planet, music is illegal. So really, I love it more then my fucking folks."

"Wait, why would it be illegal?"

"I don't know! It just fucking is!" She snapped. "And I just hate them for it!"

"Chill out!"

"Grrrr!" She growled while pink gas started to come out of her back. "Fucking idiot music hating assholes!"

"Wait, is this ship on autopilot? Because I don't need the pilot passing out from whatever fumes you're letting off."

She took a deep breath. "No, it's on autopilot, but...don't break it. It's older than me and prone to malfunctioning."

"Well not if I use Upgrade. I could fix it up no problem and maybe get me back to Earth."

"No." She said bluntly. "You aren't going to ruin my tour because you're fucking selfish. If you WANT to go home, wait until the one year concert is over. Kapease?"

"One year?! That's nuts! I mean...wait a sec, let me do something." he dialed in and pushed down before transforming into Grey Matter. "Alright, give me a moment to calculate the math."

She frowned at that. "Don't even try it! This was the first REAL ship I bought from MY fucking paycheck so don't even fucking try it frog breath!"

"I just need to do calculations! Honestly, you should consider soaking your head in some water with the room locked to ignore any outside noise if that's how quick you are to exploding."

"...I'm not fucking stupid. You're trying to distract me so you can fucking take over the ship!"

Grey Matter facepalmed. "And how can I do that this small?"

Gausia tried to say something but couldn't find a good way to word it. "Um…"

"Exactly, and thankfully I determined how long it would take for the tour to end compared to Earth time."

"And what did you fucking get?" She grumbled with a huff. 'Smug bastard.'

"According to my calculations, a one year tour should take up about two to three months at the most. As long as you include the many pit stops and occasional raids from hostile forces."

Gausia sighed. "Oh fucking fine. Just don't run away from the Gassers or I might hit you with laughing gas."

"If I'm gonna be stuck here, we have to learn to compromise or this ship won't make it. Due to my list of aliens, trust me on this."

"Mmmmmm, how about this. You don't run, and I won't gas you."

"Or you stop trying to put noxious chemicals in my face and I won't attempt to kick your ass."

Both glared at the other while both tried to compromise and got into a yelling match with each other, much to the annoyance of the other band members.

"I swear this is gonna be the longest tour ever."

"Agreed." Said one Diamondhead while covering her head with a pillow. "Can't they stop flirting with each other?!"

"We heard that!" yelled the two.

"Then go to bed!"

And cue more yelling while the other band members just wanted to sleep and avoid the 'love birds'.

(Much later)

Ben looked outside the window with boredom while seeing nothing but space and stars. 'Yep, boring.'

Gausia tuned her guitar while letting it trill loudly. 'Needs to be tuned more.'

Ben flinched and covered his ears with a sigh. "When are we gonna reach the next spot? This has been going on for ten days straight and I'm starting to get cabin fever."

"Appoplexia is on the far side of the Milky Way, it will take about ten more Earth days to get there. So just fucking relax and listen to some sick beats!"

(Insert Stairway to Heaven music)

Ben blinked. "You know Led Zeppelin?"

"And everything in between." She smirked. "Hell I can do variations of Mozart's work if I wanted to."

"How? If music is illegal how do you know these songs?"

She deadpanned at him. "I listen to the radio wavelengths in space duh. Really, where did you think all those radio wavelengths go when you're done with them?"

"You mean ones that hardly get answers from?"

She shook her head. "So you're a hero?"

"Yes."

"Well for fucking me, I don't really believe in heroes. Mostly because they always have motives that I dislike." Gausia admitted. "But if ya can fucking prove me wrong, I might consider changing my views."

"Hey, seeing is believing, and I can't quite get you to believe without making you mad and go all 'Don't mess with my precious ship!'"

"That's because I hate when fucking people mess with my ship! And I don't get THAT mad."

Ben deadpanned. "Are you joking?"

"No." She huffed. "And trust me, I'm fucking nice to my friends and a asshole to my enemies."

He rolled his eyes at that as Gausia went back to strumming her guitar. 'Well, at least we'll be at a planet I can kinda relate to.'

"By the way." Gausia said. "If ya hungry, I got ya some cake in the fridge."

"I'll keep that in mind."

(Some time later)

-Appoplexia-

Ben looked out the window while seeing very large structures made of bricks and a large jungle in the distance as the ship came down on the planet's surface.

"Here we fucking are! Appoplexia!"

"I'm right here you know."

She smirked before getting to the back. "Don't peek!"

"I'm not!"

"I hope ya ain't bastard!" She yelled out as Ben looked at the planet and felt like he was going for a wild ride. Especially when he started to like talking to Gausia, albeit as a friend not as someone he would like to date.

'I hope I don't lose my hearing from her voice, or music.' He thought before noticing that the crowd looked ready to stampede. 'Or from the crowd.'

The Appoplexians slowly got together while looking more riled up then the one on Earth with the band slowly getting out making the aliens roar out in excitement.

"GAUSIA!"

"GAUSIA!"

"GAUSIA!"

As for Ben, he was right next to said band member while wearing a pink gas mask. 'Maybe I can stay in the ship to drown out the music.'

"Hey, ya coming or not?" Gausia frowned. "Ya the VIP."

"I think I'll just stay on the ship to stay out of your way."

"Are ya trying to fucking be a bastard? Besides, I'm TRYING to be nice."

"I might get in the way when you set up the stage."

She frowned. "No you wouldn't. Heck I have a job for ya."

"What?" He asked before getting handed a triangle.

"Play that during the concert."

"Um….thanks, but I'll pass."

She grumbled at that before saying. "Fine! Be an asshole, but when we head to Galvin Prime, ya DOING IT!"

'Galvan Prime? Azmuth! He can lend a hand helping me get back home, or at least have some way in case this girl is too much to handle.' He thought in joy before seeing Gausia walking away in anger. 'Although I should tread carefully for else I might get killed.'

(Later)

"YEAH!"

Ben groaned while still hearing the music, which has been going on for TEN hours now, as he tried to get some sleep. "This isn't any better at all!"

"YEAH!"

Ben covered his ears while trying to sleep again, only for the music to get even louder. He groaned and sat up before looking at his watch. "Maybe an alien can make this go by faster."

He fiddled around with said watch before slamming it and turned into Ditto. "Fuck!" he frowned. "This guy isn't gonna help me at all."

"YEAHHHHHH!"

He groaned while covering his ears. "I need something else!" He then filled again with the Omnitrix symbol before turning into Eye Guy.

"YEAH!"

"AHHH! MY EARS!" He screamed out in pain. He tried covering them and rushed under the bed. "This guy is the worst to be right now!"

"YEAH!"

Beep beep beep.

FLASH!

Ben blinked while surprised that the Omnitrix actually timed out that fast before seeing it return to normal. "Even this thing's trying to say stop the music!"

"LOUDER!"

"YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Ben screamed out in pain before quickly slamming the watch.

(With the Gassers)

"YEAH! WANT TO FUCKING HEAR MORE BEATS YA BASTARDS?!" Gausia yelled out as the crowd was so pumped that some of them even attacked each other.

"Oh man! This music is so loud! It makes me wanna get into a fight! With you!" yelled one grabbing another one by the shirt and socked him in the jaw.

"You die now!"

As this brawl was about to happen, a loud roar was heard that caused the music to momentarily stop.

"What the fuck?!" Gausia cursed while looking around.

"Let me tell you something Gausia and the Gassers! Rath can't get any sleep with your loud music which is driving Rath nuts!"

She blinked before seeing a nude Appoplexian jumping into the stage. "What the….fuck?! Put some clothes on ya bastard!"

"Rath and his nudity is not the problem! Gausia and her loud and annoying music is making Rath MAD!"

"Get off the stage!"

"Yeah get off the stage!"

Rath turned around and roared so loudly that all the people in the area peed themselves. "You got a problem with Rath?! Then tell it to Rath's face!"

The crowd was silent at this point as Gausia started to get very pissed.

"Get off my stage ya bastard! I still have TEN more hours of this gig!"

"ROAR!"

She jumped while wetting herself on instinct.

"Not until Rath gets peace and quiet!"

Gausia shivered in fear before slowly walking away and hid backstage. 'I'll get you for that!'

"That's what Rath's talking about!" Rath said before turning back to Ben, and saw the very pissed off band members and Appoplexians getting ready to punch his block off. "Uh oh." 'I did NOT think this through.'

(One beatdown later)

-In space-

Gausia glared at Ben, who was covered in a thick body cast, with hate. "You just RUINED A GOOD FUCKING GIG! AND MADE ME PEE MY PANTS TOO YA FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

"Mmmm hmmm!" Ben got out which was muffled.

"If you weren't a VIP, I would've put you into a coma myself!" She growled. "And until you heal, NO. FUCKING. MORE. INTERRUPTIONS! GOT IT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING BASTARD?!"

'I can't speak!'

Gausia growled before walking away. 'Fucking bastard! He's going to get a good kick in the nuts when he's fixed. Grrrr, he is a bastard!'

Ben groaned while feeling his entire body creaking from the bone breaking he endured. 'All I wanted was some sleep, albeit Rath DID take it far, but what else could I do?'

As he tried to close his eyes, he felt like he was going to get kicked again, by Gausia.

'Ugh….note to self. DON'T act like an asshole and get some earmuffs!'

(Later)

"Ugh." Ben groaned in pain while still in the cast. 'This is beyond boring, at least before I could actually walk around the ship.' He then looked up and groaned. 'And I have an itch on my ass!'

Gausia walked by before putting some soup near his mouth. "Drink."

"Mmmm?"

"Just drink it ya bastard." She frowned. "Or I'll force it down ya throat."

'Kinda hard right now.' He thought before noticing that she was about to stick a spoon into his mouth. 'Um never mind. Just hope it's not toxic.'

"Now drink."

He groaned while trying to drink it down. 'Huh, it tastes good.'

"Good." She said. "Now try and finish up the lobster and crab soup."

'Lobster and crab? I didn't know she'd go with something like that.' He thought while seeing Gausia's expression which was semi calm and semi pissed at the same time. 'But at least it's something so I better try and eat it all.'

"Now, we will get to Galvin Prime in a month. As such, I have three fucking rules for ya. One, stop interrupting my gigs! Two, stop acting like an asshole and TRY to act nicer to me. And three, if you try scaring me one more time, I'm going to kick you into a pit and leave you there!"

'Not like I couldn't leave it later on.' He thought before seeing her getting up and walked away.

"Now, get some sleep. I'll be back later ya bastard." Gausia frowned. "So night."

'Night.'

And so the rocky adventures of Ben and Gausia began, yet will Ben ever learn to stop trying to pick fights? Find out next time on Alien Oneshots part two!