Alien oneshots part 2
Uxorite, Xylene
Series: Alien Force
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-Bellwood, Tennyson Residence-
"Ugh." Ben groaned while falling face first on the living room floor covered in sweat and burn marks. "So….tired…."
"Just be glad you're still in one piece." spoke Gwen as she and Kevin walked in, both looking banged up too.
"Still." He groaned. "I think my body wants to go to sleep….permanently."
"You mean die." remarked Kevin sitting in a chair. "Sounds to me like either you got some internal bleeding, or all these late night jobs are wearing you out."
"I think it's the bleeding…." he groaned. "And the broken bones….ugh…." 'WHY DID THE FOREVER KNIGHTS USE HAMMERS AND A FUCKING TRAIN ON US?!'
"Maybe you should take it easy." spoke Gwen. "If you push yourself too hard it could seriously damage you."
"I know…"
"At least you didn't get hit in the crotch by a hammer, while made of glass." Kevin shivered. "I swore I saw my life flash before my eyes."
All three groaned while the omnitrix started beeping.
"Too tried….to pick up…" Ben groaned.
"Maybe it's Azmuth." groaned Kevin.
"Ugh…"
Beep beep beep beep.
"Ignore it."
Beep beep beep.
(Ten minutes later)
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
"Oh for god sake! Answer it!" snapped Gwen.
He groaned while answering it. "Hello?"
That was when a hologram of Max appeared on screen. "Ben, can I have a word….what happened here?"
"Forever Knights….with a train full of hammers…"
"I see...well I wanted to talk to you and see if you and I could talk in private."
"Give me a second, my legs are still numb."
"Why not turn into Goop and heal?"
"Too sore to do it." Ben groaned while Gwen did it for him and turned into Goop. "Thank you."
"Anytime."
Goop sighed while feeling a lot better as he changed back to Ben and resumed the call in the other room. "So what's up?"
"Are you sure you're in private Ben?"
"Yeah, positive."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
Max nodded. "Then I will tell you something I never told you before. One so secret that if you break it, I might not fully trust you ever again."
"What is it?"
"I am giving you a VIP pass for Ringa Morr, the most top secret and highly expense tourist planet in the Milky Way Galaxy."
"...what?!"
"Shhh!" Max hushed Ben. "Not so loud."
"Oh! Sorry." he whispered. "But how could I not? I mean I've never heard of the place, but if it's secret and expensive can you blame me?"
"Well you heard of the planet before." Max said. "I's the home of the Uxorites."
"Uxorites, where have I heard that before?"
"Xylene."
"Oh! Now I remember. Wow, it's been a while since I saw her." recalled Ben.
"That it has, and since you seem to be busy all the time I pulled a few strings with her to get you that VIP pass. But be warned, the planet is top secret due to the rich mineral water on the planet."
"Mineral water?"
"Yes, but unlike mineral water on earth, the ones on Ringa Morr actually prevents aging if used regularly."
"Woah woah, hold up. You mean they have their own fountain of youth?"
"Yes, and that is why the location and status of Ringa Morr must remain both a secret and inhospitable for any life besides Uxorites. We don't want any empires or warlords invading the planet."
"Then are you really sure you should have me visit? I mean danger somehow finds a way to me."
"Xylene will be chaperoning you for the next few months."
"Months?! Uh..grandpa, now I know that might be risky."
"Not really, after all you look ready to pass out right now."
Ben groaned at this. "I mean for the earth. Will it be alright if I'm gone that long? And what do I say to explain where I go?"
"That's why I informed your grandmother to stop by and keep an eye on Gwen. That and keep the planet safe until you return."
"Wait what?!"
"Relax, she won't do anything crazy like last time."
"Grandpa, apparently you didn't get the whole experience." he deadpanned.
"Oh by the way, Xylene will be at your location in five seconds."
"Wai-"
Knock knock.
"That must be her." He said before ending the call.
Knock knock knock.
"I'm coming." Kevin groaned in pain. He dragged himself over and opened the door. "Yeah?"
That was when a Uxorite in a tight fitting purple bodysuit, purple eyes, a D cup chest and medium sized ass, an hourglass body, and had a Plumber badge on her shoulder, looked at Kevin.
"Is Benjamin Kirby Tennyson here?"
"Um….yes." He said while a bit surprised at seeing a Uxorite in the flesh as the woman walked into the house. "Uh, who are you?"
"Xylene." She said while walking into the living room where Gwen saw her as she looked around. "This residence is quaint, but might need more purple paint."
"Xylene?" spoke Gwen in surprise. "Wow, it's been years, but what are you doing here?"
"Top secret information." She said before using her telekinesis to get Ben into the room. "There you are. You look more mature than last time we met."
"Hey Xylene." he greeted awkwardly.
"You know her?" Kevin asked.
"She's a friend of ours from when Ben was ten." Gwen explained. "And a lover of grandpa."
"Ok, didn't need to know that." he grimaced. "So what's she doing here, and don't say it's secret."
"It's secret." She said while putting Ben on the ground. "So have you packed for the nine month mission?"
"Hold up, NINE months? Ben, what's going on?" frowned Gwen.
"Um…"
"A secret mission." Xylene said. "Magister Tennyson authorized it and only those within the Plumber organization can divulge said information. And you and Kevin Ethan Levin are not part of the Plummers."
"After all the stuff we've been through, I think we deserve more info than that." Gwen raised an eyebrow. "If it's something dangerous worth nine months, then let us come, we can help a lot."
She sighed before saying. "Fine, the mission is to enter a black hole and find out what is inside it."
"...you're kidding right?" asked Kevin.
"No I am not." she frowned. "It is part of a research mission that requires Ben and his aliens to help keep the crew safe and this is a very extensive operation."
"Yeah." Ben chimed in. "And I don't think mana and Kevin's stubbornness will help in this mission."
"He's got a point." Kevin said. "I can't absorb black holes…..although that might be fun to try out."
"I still don't like it. I mean nine months is pretty big." spoke Gwen. "Let us talk with grandpa Max."
"Magister Tennyson is currently mediating a peace treaty between the Martians and the Neptunians." she answered. "You can talk with him when he's finished, but I was told to come get Ben and leave."
Ben suddenly got picked up by Xylene's tail. "Hey!"
"And since he is not packed yet, I will supervise and help him with his luggage." she remarked walking where Ben came from.
Kevin blinked before whispering to Gwen. "You know, she does have a nice set of knockers."
And cue him getting a slap to the cheek.
"Ow!"
"Idiot."
(Later)
-Somewhere in the galaxy-
"Ok, WHAT'S the deal with nine months? I was told by grandpa it was a few." Ben frowned while in his seat on Xylene's ship.
"And it is only a few months." Xylene said. "Nine months is the lesser of two evils."
"That being?"
"Fifty to one hundred years on Ringa Morr."
"That's...completely not the point."
"Then what is?" She asked while keeping an eye on the controls.
"Nine months is way longer on Earth than I was expecting. I don't think I need that long of a vacation."
"After fighting two invasions? I'm surprised you didn't croak after the Highbreeds attacked your planet."
Ben groaned at that while admitting in his head that he felt completely tired after that one. "Still, I don't feel relaxed if my grandma is gonna pick up the slack, she and us had an...incident."
"Verdona?" She raised an eyebrow. "Everything about her is an incident. From stealing panties to nearly blowing up a factory for kicking her out. Ugh, and for public indecency. Always public indecency when she's around."
"Wait, you know her?"
"Yes, and we are former rivals. Well she thinks so, but I'm always her rival when it comes to her damn pranks and lack of decency."
"Ok can we please not talk about that stuff? The last thing I want is imagining her streaking."
"Too late, she does that and more anytime I'm in the area." Xylene frowned. "Like the time she tried being a nudist on earth. Ugh, so many mind wipes that day and so much alien porn being made."
Ben groaned and rubbed his face. "Please stop."
"Oh sorry." She said while letting that go. "So how have you been besides using the omnitrix as a toy in your free time?"
"Fighting crime, getting a girlfriend, the usual."
"So giving birth to Necrofriggians is normal?"
Ben blushed and groaned. "How do you know that?"
"Max told me."
'Of course he did.'
"As for me, I spent my days on monitor duty on the dwarf planet Pluto, until the Incursions destroyed it that is." She grumbled. "And it had some developing species on it too."
"Yikes, you missed the bullet."
"How?" She asked.
"It's a long story."
"We have time until we get to Ringa Morr."
"Well alright,..."
(Later)
"And that's how I stopped them."
Xylene blinked. "I see, but if it was me, you should've used this Alien X's power after the dam broke. That way you could have stopped Pluto's destruction."
"It took way too long just to get them to let me return to normal over that. You really think I wanted to go through that right away after I could move again?"
"Yes." She said bluntly. "After all, that didn't stop you from 'messing' with the omnitrix more than once. Like the unstable fusions and the self destruction function."
Ben groaned at that jab to his self esteem.
"But you still did good. I'm proud of you Ben."
"You know telling me that before being all nitpicky might have been reassuring." he remarked sarcastically.
She shook her head at that. "Anyway, when we get to Ringa Morr, you have to follow three rules. Rule one, don't go in the restricted hot springs. They are hot enough to melt your bones."
Ben gulped hearing that.
"Rule two, no stealing. The punishment for stealing is being tarred and feathered naked and set ablaze."
"Hey, do I look like some thief?"
"Just warning you." She said. "And rule three, no inappropriate touching of the girls, no matter what they try."
"Ok now that sounds vague. I mean it sounds like it's meant to keep any sexual harassment from happening."
"No it's not that." She said with a grumble. "The youth and occasional adult females of my species like to hunt and mate with handsome males. Especially humans when I told them about Max ages ago."
"Ok….just sounds like they're husband hunting."
"You have no idea." She said gravely. "You have no idea."
Ben gulped at this while seeing a planet with large oceans and two giant continents full of greenery coming into view as five large moons orbited the planet.
"Welcome to Ringa Morr."
"Wow, it's beautiful."
"And is populated by less than five million." She said while moving the ship towards the planet.
(On the planet)
The two walked on a platform with Ben whistling.
"It looks more beautiful up close." He said while looking at the semi chinese and spanish architecture and buildings dotting the area along with large forests and hot springs in every possible direction. "So where are the restricted springs? I don't wanna accidentally go in one if I wanna go for a midnight dip."
She pointed to the large electric fence near the large volcanic mountain ranges in the distance. "That's the spot."
"Wow, that'll do it." He said while noticing that the female Uxorites were looking at him with interest. "So if I'm gonna be staying here for a long time, where am I gonna be sleeping?"
"At my place."
"And that is?" He asked while Xylene walked away.
"Follow me, and don't forget your luggage, young Uxorites are known to steal clothing."
'Ok, that's creepy.' he thought getting his luggage.
(Later)
Ben blinked as he stood in front of a large hot spring hotel with several Uxorites greeting Xylene like an old friend.
"Welcome back mistress." They bowed. "Shall we prepare your room?"
"Yes, and set up my friends room within my chambers." She said pointing to Ben.
"Yes mistress."
"Uh...Xylene?"
"Yes?" She asked while Ben followed behind her.
"Are you some secret millionaire? 'Cause usually that's what it is when several people act like that to one person."
"No."
He sighed.
"I'm a trillionaire and owner of the most popular hot spring in Ringa Morr." She said as Ben's eyes went completely wide. "But I'm not here often to manage the family business."
"Wait, you're the owner of this place?"
"I just said that." She deadpanned. "And it's been in the family for over three hundred years."
Ben jaw dropped at this. "Wow that's pretty long."
"Yes it is." She said while entering a room full of comfy pillows, a large wooden table, several pictures of Uxorites from different ages, and a small hot spring in the middle of the room. "This is my chambers, feel free to get yourself comfortable."
"Wow, cozy." He said while walking inside. "I'm surprised you don't just sit back and relax here all the time."
"I used to." She said while walking to her desk. "But that was a lifetime ago."
Ben walked over and sat down on some of the pillows. "So what did you do before the Plumbers?"
"I cleaned the baths and made sure no one came in without money." She said. "But it was boring and wasn't what I wanted. Traditions and all."
"So kinda like a manager?"
"You could say that." She said before looking out the window. "But since you're here, jump into the hot spring right here."
"No thanks, I don't need to go for a soak yet."
"Are you sure? It's room temperature."
"Yeah, plus it'd be...awkward." he blushed. "I mean, I don't see any curtains or rooms where I could change."
"My species don't believe in indecency during bathing, now if it was mating that would be a different story." she replied turning her head. "If it helps, I won't look."
"T-That's fine!" He blushed red.
"I insist."
Ben sighed and grabbed his bag. "Alright fine."
"Just make sure you put your trunks on, or a towel." She said as Ben took out some towels. "I won't tolerate indecency in my families hotel."
"Not my plan." He sweatdropped. "I'm not exactly planning on going full nudist you know."
"Your grandmother is one, and you have turned into aliens." She pointed out as Ben blush. "All of which were naked."
"Hey! That's not true. Four Arms never wound up naked when I turned into him. Or Diamondhead, Upchuck, Upgrade since he doesn't really have clothes, heck how can some of them be considered naked if they naturally don't wear clothes?"
Xylene turned to him. "I understand that, but for the Pyronite, you were completely naked."
"You know what? I'm not gonna complain or nitpick that stuff, I'm here to relax." he sighed while taking his clothes off.
'Mmm, he does have a toned body like Max.' She thought while looking down at the pelvis. 'But he doesn't have the leg strength or 'weapon' like him.'
Ben though didn't see because his back was to her and started slipping his trunks on. "Ok, you can turn."
"I was already looking." She said bluntly as Ben turned red. "But here is my suggestion, shave down there."
"Hey! You said you'd look away!"
"Sorry." She raised her hands up. "I didn't mean that." 'But I did get a show.'
He grumbled and walked over to the hot spring and carefully felt it out. "How'd you feel if I peeped on you changing?"
"I wouldn't mind, after all I've seen Max naked before, and your grandmother and others in the Plumbers." She pointed out. "It was co-ed, but no mating."
'I didn't need to hear that!' he thought before dunking himself under the water and came up with a sigh. "Wow, this is room temperature, not much of a hot spring though."
Xylene pushes a button on the table and caused a dial to appear as she turned it to a hotter temperature, of about one hundred degrees.
"Woah!" he jumped.
"You were saying?"
"Nevermind!"
"Good, now why you get comfy, I'll be busy dealing with some of the guests, if you need anything call one of my employees." Xylene said while walking out of the room and closed the door with her tail.
Ben slowly went back into the water while silently screaming in pain. "Ow ow ow ow!"
(Later)
"Ok, much better." sighed Ben getting the dial down a little. He then noticed that his legs were getting cramped due to being in the hot spring. "Maybe I should take a walk? Or a jog?"
He pondered that and found he might get lost, but considering the area, it's not like he'd be lost too badly.
Ben tiptoed towards the door and looked out of the crack and noticed many Uxorites, most of them females with large asses and breasts, walking by while in the nude, in bikinis or in long leather like kimonos.
Needless to say he felt his face heating up at the sight of the girls. He gulped and tried to turn his head away, but it was hard when he saw two giggling with their breasts bouncing in their bikinis. 'Oh man is that hot.'
As he looked, he noticed some of them were talking about him.
"Have you seen that human?"
"Yeah."
"He's cute right? I mean the last human that came here was handsome and sexy."
"More like eye candy."
Ben moved away and shook his head. 'It's probably grandpa, enough said. I definitely need some air, but first.' he looked at the watch and dialed in an alien before pushing down. "Big Chill!"
"Huh? What was that?" One Uxorite asked while seeing the flash.
"Must be a Ux'vore, damn rodents."
"Ew, better get the mistress right away. Those things might blind the customers with UV rays!"
Big Chill flew through the wall and was invisible as he flew over the resort and looked around. "Wow, I can't see the end of all this water. Maybe I'll go for some swimming tomorrow."
As he flew around, he noticed many of the Uxorite females bathing or swimming around the hot springs, some of which were naked. He tried to keep from staring or dropping down. 'Man, Kevin would have a field day here.'
'Oh my god! Look at all the-' an image of Kevin said while an image of Gwen slapped him. 'Ow!'
'Don't you dare!'
'Yep, a very big field day.' Big Chill thought with a sweatdrop. He swooped down near a tree and landed on a sturdy branch while staying invisible and spotted what looked like a kid area with young Uxorites playing.
The little ones splashed each other while giggling and running around.
'This is nice, but where are their mothers?' He thought before recalling from grandpa that Uxorites abandon their eggs and leave them to fend for themselves. 'Oh right, that's just cruel. I may not be a model parent myself, but I wouldn't abandon my kids if I had a choice, plus I'd be willing to raise them as best as I could. I hope they're doing alright.'
One of the kids splashed some water before looking at a tree. "Let's climb that tree!"
"Race you to the top!"
Big Chill noticed the kids climbing up the tree before one of them jumped on the branch that he was on.
Crack.
And broke it.
"Ahhhh!" screamed the kid, who was a tiny girl, as she went falling from the branch.
Big Chill swooped down and quickly caught her and slowly set her down. "You should be careful."
"Huh? Who's there?" She asked while looking around.
Big Chill silently flew off and sighed. 'I should talk to Xylene, there should at least be a lifeguard or someone.'
The girl looked around before slowly thinking. 'Whoever saved me I promise to be their loving wife. He he~'
(With Big Chill)
He landed on a random roof to one of the other buildings and made himself tangible. "This spot has a pretty nice view, I wonder if you can see the stars when night comes."
That was when he saw the sunset, which looked kinda green with a hint of pink for some reason.
"Wow, beautiful." He muttered before seeing the stars in the sky, which was a deep red color, and made several constellations that were foreign for the earthling. "Gwen would have a field day trying to understand all those."
As he looked at the sky, he noticed that the moon was rising up from the horizon, making him relaxed.
Until his stomach ruined the mood that is.
"Huh, I should get a bite to eat."
Beep beep beep.
FLASH!
Only for Big Chill to turn back to Ben, leaving him stuck on the roof.
"Great, now I gotta wait for you to recharge." He grumbled before kicking the air, only to notice a set of stairs nearby one of the edges. "Oh thank god!"
The only problem was that the ladder lead to the female side of the hot springs, with said Uxorites already relaxing naked in the steaming water.
Ben blushed and quickly moved away from it. "No way am I going down that way, Xylene told me not to make any moves on them."
"Ah." One female sighed. "My ass really needed this."
"Yeah, but I think my chest got bigger."
"Lucky, I've been trying to get my girls up a cup, but they're hardly changing."
"Same, but if this keeps up I might break my bra." The woman said. "And I already broke ten of them this month."
Ben gulped and shook his head. 'Ok, they need to work on their underwear, I mean, what good is a bra if it breaks so easy? Either that or...they must be pretty big.'
"Hey." One girl said. "You saw that human right? The one with the pretty green eyes."
"Yeah, and wow. He's sexy and cute."
"And I'm thinking of getting him as my mate. I mean he's a stud."
"Are you kidding? I was gonna go ask him tomorrow at breakfast."
"Really? I was going to do it at lunch." She smirked. "I am the cook after all."
"Well I'm the cleaning lady! So I got his key!"
"Give it!" cried one before tackling her.
"No way!"
Ben blushed at the cat fight before seeing others either rubbing each other's chests or talked about Ben's 'cute face' or 'tight ass'. 'Holy shit, it's only be a day since I got here and I'm the biggest thing to talk about. It's like my own private fan club. Wait no! Don't get any ideas, remember you're dating Julie.'
An image of Julie appeared in his head. 'Mmmm, a harem might be fun. Only if I'M the one on top!'
Ben blushed at that. He shook his head and moved away from the ladder. "That's ridiculous, Julie wouldn't say that."
'Hey.' The mental Julie frowned. 'I'm just as horny as you Ben, ever thought about that before?'
"If that were true we would have already crossed the line." he grumbled.
'Hey, it's not my fault you never took the lead.'
'Great, now I'm talking to myself like a nutcase.' he thought before seeing his watch turned green. 'Time to head back.'
(Later)
Xylene sighed while finishing the last stack of bills and laid on her chair. 'Finally, the last payment for the next five years is done.'
"Mistress, your guest has come back after a small walk."
She looked up at the worker. "I see, bring him to the banquet hall. I will be there shortly."
"Yes mistress." She bowed.
'I wonder what he thought of the rest of the resort.' She thought while getting up and walked to her closet. 'This might be flamboyant, but it is my job as the mistress of this hotel to entertain the guests.'
(With Ben)
He sighed while walking into the banquet hall, which was similar to a japanese restaurant mixed with a scottish dining hall, as he was now in a very expensive looking kimono made of leather and silk and in his colors, that a worker gave him when he returned to the hotel. All though it was a bit loose and the lower part of the kimono fell down at odd times. 'Good thing we'll be sitting down.'
Several workers appeared from the sliding doors and bowed to him. "Welcome honored guest."
He blinked as they set trays of food on polished wood tables right next to him, all unique and very exotic to the human.
"Please enjoy our Ringa Morr delicacies."
"Thank you." He said while seeing the cuisines, which looked like a mixture of squid tentacles, giant eyeballs, hot sauce, octopus eggs, and very burnt ribs laced with a strange green goo, along with a small glass cup of what looks to be alcohol that was clear white. 'Oh god, grandpa would be in heaven.'
An image of Max eating the food came to mind.
'Maybe this is where he learned to cook?' He thought while noticing the tentacles were wiggling a little.
"Mistress will be here shortly." One of the girls said before saying. "But I have one question for you."
"That is?"
"Are you into flat chests or melons?" She asked while Ben tried the alcohol.
FSSSS!
He coughed and hit his chest while blushing. "W-What?!"
"You heard me, do you like flat chests or melons?"
He gulped and looked at her like she was nuts before the doors at the other end of the room opened.
To reveal Xylene, who was wearing a twelve layered kimono with bright red and white swirls, a small hole near the stomach area, a pair of ropes around her shoulders with gold bells on each end, and a small hat with a fluffy red heart in the center of it.
She sat at the middle of the room and bowed to Ben. "Honored guest, tonight, you shall be entertained by the mistress of this hotel."
"Uh...Xylene? Not to be rude, but what's with...that?" he asked awkwardly.
"This is my mistress outfit." She explained. "For formal occasions with a guest as honored as you."
"But I'm just here for vacation, you don't gotta do all this for me."
"It is tradition." She simply said before the workers started dancing around the room. "As for this banquet, I shall attend to all your needs."
"Uh...well, if you're sure." he replied. "I just never expected to see clothes that seem so...earth-like you know?"
Xylene moved towards Ben before taking out a bottle of alcohol and purée a little into the cup. "It must be a coincidence. This outfit has been around long before humans evolved."
'Wonder if her species influenced some of them?' He thought while recalling that the Galvans made Stonehenge as a joke.
"Shall I feed you honored guest?"
"No thanks, I can feed myself." 'That and I don't wanna accidentally eat the wrong thing and throw up.'
But she didn't hear him as she used some metal chopsticks to grab some 'octopus eggs' and move them to Ben's mouth. "Say ah."
"Really, you don't need to pamper me like this." He said while seeing her cleavage from the kimono.
"You are a honored guest, this is a great honor that if stained, will bring shame upon my people and myself."
'Ok now I KNOW this is from china, or asia, I get them confused.' he sighed. "Alright, ahhh."
She placed the eggs in his mouth while Ben tasted them, which wasn't half bad.
"Huh, it tastes good. What's in it?"
"Unfertilized F'Xion eggs with a hint of aged alcohol."
"F'Xion?"
"A octopus like species known to be poisonous if cooked incorrectly. The eggs are considered a delicacy."
"Huh, I think they have the same thing with pufferfish, if you don't make it right it can be lethal, at least that's what Julie told me."
"I see." She said before taking a tentacle and placed it near Ben's mouth. "This is a X'Oxli tentacle, a starfish that has a sour taste to it. But I suggest you eat it quickly or it might wiggle around your windpipe instead of your stomach."
He blinked at this while feeling a little creeped out.
"Also, who is this Julie person? Your mate?"
"Well you could call her in between. She's my girlfriend."
"..." she placed the food into his mouth. "I see, but have you done the deed yet?"
He choked on the tentacle before finally getting it down and blushed. "N-No!"
"Well me and Max did the deed once, but it didn't go anywhere after that Anodite busted in and ruined the mood."
'Why does she feel the need to tell me stuff like that?!' He thought with a blush before noticing that Xylene was placing another tentacle near his mouth.
"Say ah."
"Ah." He said as the woman placed the food into his mouth as Uxorites kept dancing around him, all the while showing their chests or asses jiggling like crazy. 'It's not really cheating if all I'm doing is watching, right?'
That was when the girls started to eye him like a piece of meat while licking their lips with their long tongues.
'Eep!'
(Later)
Ben sighed while laying in his bed, which was super soft and cozy. "Now this I wouldn't mind back home."
As he looked at the ceiling, he recalled how…..ladylike Xylene was at the banquet. Like REALLY ladylike. Which was rare cause as far as he's seen and recalled, she was mostly like a business lady at a big corporation.
'I'm so shocked that Xylene acted like that.' He thought before slowly thinking about the woman being a housewife in a naked apron. 'Yeah, that would be nice to see.' he rolled on his side and smiled. 'Sure she was a pain when I was a kid, but she's not so bad.'
That was when Xylene walked in and noticed him smiling before taking a seat at her desk. 'Best to ignore him. If he's anything like Max, he might be thinking about something inappropriate.'
"So Xylene, I'm curious. How fast does time move on this planet compared to Earth?"
"It actually moves slower on Ringa Morr, about two months slower to be exact."
"Wait what?"
"Yes, so one earth year is two years on my planet."
"So by that logic, I'd be spending eleven months here compared to Earth?"
"Bingo."
"Wow, I might actually get bored taking a vacation, if that's even possible." Ben admitted.
"Which is why you are going to relax here under my watch." Xylene said. "As for tomorrow, you will be at the beachside, so try to bring sunscreen."
"Or I could go into a hot spring."
"It depends on the rush." Xylene said before undressing her top a little and placed a blanket over her shoulders. "Now, do you need anything before I take a dip?"
"No, that meal filled me up."
She nodded before getting up and started undressing as she placed the blanket on Ben's face. "Don't look."
"Oh, so you can look but I can't?" teased Ben.
She ignored him before getting an idea and moved her ass near his face as Ben took the blanket off his face.
His eyes widened seeing the round bottom and quickly covered his head up before she could see.
She smirked before moving into the water. 'Just like Max.'
'So round!' he thought with a gulp. 'It actually looked bigger than Julie's.'
'Hey!' Julie yelled in his head while naked along with a naked Gwen.
'My ass is bigger!' Gwen snapped while both girl's asses touched the other. 'See!'
'No mine!'
'Which one is bigger!?' Both snapped in his head.
Ben groaned and slapped himself. 'Focus!'
Which didn't work as now a naked Xylene joined the butt collision in his head.
'Come on Ben, which one is bigger?'
And cue Ben getting a nosebleed. All the while Xylene made it into the hot spring.
"Ah." She sighed. "Just the right temperature, right Ben?"
"Y-Yeah, perfect." he spoke through the blanket.
"Why not join me?"
"I'll pass, I think I'll turn in early tonight."
"Are you sure? The water is nice and warm."
"Yeah, but thanks anyway." He said before turning around and closed his eyes. 'Hopefully I don't think about naked girls tonight.'
(Timeskip)
Ben sighed while taking an open sun chair near one of the pools in just some trunks while thankful there weren't many girls around since last time he went out in his trunks unprepared he nearly got swamped by a ton.
As he looked at the sky, he felt the aches and pains going away like water in a glacier, all the while hoping that this day never ends.
"Ah, this is the life." he smiled before hearing footsteps and inwardly braced himself. 'Stay cool Ben, don't stare.'
But it was a Uxorite male, that was similar to the female species, but shorter and with a giant bulge in his thong.
And Ben's head was RIGHT in its direction.
"Ah!" he jumped as the male took the spot next to him.
"Sorry about that, I didn't mean to get in your personal space like that." He said while resting on the chair.
'Holy shit that bulge was WAY too close for comfort!' He thought in shock. 'And big too!'
That was when he heard the footsteps right next to him. This followed by some giggling, feminine, so it made him internally sigh, somewhat.
'At least it's a girl.' He thought before turning to see a female Uxorite with F cup breasts, a large ass and wearing a very tight red V bikini, sitting right next to him.
"Hello lover boy~ Is this seat taken?"
"Uh...technically no."
"Oh?" She said while moving her hand over his cheek. "So I take it you don't want me to ride you right?"
He turned beet red and gulped. "N-N-No thank you, not at the moment."
She used her tongue to lick his chest before whispering. "Ok, but I'll be waiting~" before going back to relaxing on her chair.
Ben gulped and tried to keep from staring at her body and looked up at the sky. 'Ok, just keep cool Ben. Chances are if you ignore her advances she'll ask the guy next to you. I mean come on, it's kinda hard NOT to ignore what he's got.'
But that was when he noticed that the woman was eyeing him and smirking as her tail rubbed against his side like a cat's tail, but with scales.
'Eeep!' Ben thought while noticing that the guy left the chair and several female Uxorites, all with large asses and mega breasts, were surrounding him like vultures. 'Aw come on! Attention is one thing, but why aren't they losing it over the other guy? I'm not the one wearing a speedo!'
The women winked at him while either cupping their chests or gave him air kisses.
'Ahhhh!' he thought before smiling. "Uh, hey ladies, I think I'm gonna go for a little swim."
"Oh." One said with a giggle. "Want us to join? You might need the buoyancy."
"Well it's your call." he replied slipping around them and went to the pool. 'If I'm lucky the water can keep me cool and keep myself from losing it.'
However as he got to the pool, he noticed it was filled to the brim with girls, lots and lots of girls!
'Aw damn it.' he thought with a groan.
"Hi." one tiny girl of about five said while swimming on some floaties.
Ben smiled. "Hello."
"Are you a human?"
"Yes I am." He said with a chuckle. "I'm Ben."
"V'xI." She smiled before asking. "Are you single?"
"Well not really, I have a girlfriend back home."
"Oh." She pouted. "So no kissing for eggs?"
"Uh...what?"
"Kissing makes eggs right?"
'Oh! This is their version of the stork story.' "Sorry, no kissing for eggs, I'm spoken for."
She pouted before swimming away sadly.
'I really hope she wasn't trying to ask me to do that.' he thought before seeing several of the women turn and smile. "Uh, sorry ladies, I'll try the pool out later."
"What?" One said in confusion. "Come on, just have some fun with us."
"Yeah, we can make some room for you."
"And the mood will be nice and steamy~" one said with a wink.
"Uh...well I-" he was cut off as one of them used telekinesis to pick him up and bring him over to the water making them easily surround him. "Suppose...a few minutes couldn't hurt."
The girls giggled while moving their chests next to his body and started rubbing their hands over his face and shoulders. He blushed and felt like a rabbit in front of a lion's den.
'I was hoping this wouldn't happen! Ok Tennyson, keep calm. Just keep in mind how mad Julie would get if she learned you cheated on her with a bunch of random women!' He thought before thinking about Julie either mad at him or for some strange reason, getting fucked by Kevin.
'Ah! Ah! Kevin I'm cumming!'
That made him mad, which one of the women noticed.
"Are you ok?" She asked while her G cup chest rubbed against Ben's face.
"Gah!" he jumped from the movement and gulped. "S-Sure, never been better." 'Shit! I gotta get out of here!'
"Oh. I thought you were thinking about a break up. I know I did last week." She grumbled. "Stupid boyfriend."
"Yeah, I know the feeling." chimed in another woman.
"Yeah and my girlfriend dumped me for my sister." another woman grumbled with tears. "Why?!"
This lead to others chiming in with Ben growing confused. How did this go from them flirting with him to telling their stories?
'I need to leave...but…' He thought while noticing the chests getting closer to his face while the tails rubbed against his legs and held him in place. 'If I try to force myself away they'll see and REALLY keep me in place.'
The girls kept on talking about their lives before Ben felt some of the tails rubbing his groin.
'Ok! Emergency time!' he thought grabbing at the omnitrix and started dialing. 'Give me someone fast!'
FLASH!
Only to turn into a male Uxorite with dark green eyes, a toned chest and stomach, three long tentacles on his head, a long tail, the omnitrix symbol on his neck, and not wearing anything but a skin tight one piece jumpsuit that covered his groin and back.
"Oh my!"
"He's hot now!"
"Mate with me!"
"No me!"
"No me!"
He panicked seeing the girls start arguing and looked down at himself. 'Oh you've GOTTA be kidding me!'
As he looked at himself, the girls in the area started jumping into the pool and swam towards him while eagerly placing their breasts or asses on his body. But this lead to other girls shoving them away, which gave him room to climb out of the pool and take off running.
'Oh god! Why this species?!' He thought before bumping into some Uxorite MILFS and fell on his ass. "Ow."
"Oh sorry...woah. You're hot." One said with a lick of her tongue. "Even hotter than my husband."
"What's your name cutie?"
"Um…." he gulped before saying. "Morr?"
"Oh like the planet, how cute." One giggled. "And I think in that funny earth language it's called love. Cute right?"
"Very, and speaking of which, would you care to join us for a trip to the sauna?"
"Um I might have-" He said before the MILFs grabbed him by the arms and tail. "Woah!"
"Let's go!" they spoke before dragging him away as he gulped.
'Xylene where are you?'
(With said woman)
Xylene sighed while in a sauna naked, trying to relax and think about to her recruit days, which were both relaxing and annoying as she kept on thinking of a nudist Anodite. 'Ugh! Next time I see her I'll give her a lecture she'll never forget!'
That's when she heard noise outside the door and groaned. "Well there goes my private time."
And cue some MILFs and a male Uxorite walking in while the male was now naked and embarrassed for some reason.
"Ah. I needed this." One MILF sighed while the male was placed next to her and her friend. "Right Morr?"
"Y-Y-Yeah." he gulped before spotting Xylene and felt relief, before promptly remembering he was naked and covered his groin. 'This day is getting worst!'
Xylene looked him over before seeing the omnitrix symbol and blinked in surprise. 'Ok, this is really unexpected. But I have to say this, he's hot.'
"Come on Morr, no need to be shy, we don't mind~"
"Yeah." One MILF said while moving her hand over the groin. "You're free to show us your large dagger~"
"N-No thanks, I'm just shy." he gulped scooting from the hand.
"Really?" Another MILF asked while moving her tail over Morr's chest. "And here we thought you were sexy~"
"Would you mind?" spoke Xylene with a frown. "The sauna is meant to relax and open your pores, not to fool around in."
"Oh sorry." One said with a chuckle while waving her hand. "Didn't see you there."
Morr gulped before getting a very dumb yet hormone filled idea. "H-Hi Xylene. H-How's my f-favorite g-girlfriend d-d-doing?"
That instantly made all the women turn to him with surprise, especially Xylene.
"W-What? C-Can't I s-s-s-say hi?" 'WHY DID I SAY THAT! OH GOD I'M GOING TO GET SENT FLYING FOR THAT!'
"Wait, you already have a mate?"
"N-No, g-girlfriend." He gulped. "W-We just m-met on earth l-last year. N-No sex."
"Oh." One MILF said with a sigh of relief. "That's good, because if you said you have sex with her, we would've slapped you."
"Yeah, but since you didn't do that. You're still on the market Morr~"
"Actually he's not." spoke Xylene. "I take my relationship with him very seriously. If you try anything with him I'll have you thrown out, no excuses."
"Huh?" One said in shock. "But-"
She glared at them. "I do mean it. Now let him go, now."
That made the women frown and get up before leaving the sauna and leaving the two of them alone.
"Oh thank god!" Morr sighed in relief while moving his hands away from his groin. "I thought I was going to get sent flying by your telekinesis."
"Ahem." Xylene coughed while looking at Morr. "Morr, or should I say Ben, what the hell are you doing in that form?"
"Look, it wasn't my idea. See at first there was these women hitting on me and one dude who really should be getting stared at more than me. I mean he was wearing a speedo!"
"Get on with it."
"Right, so I end up getting swarmed by a pool filled with ladies, all of them putting the moves on me, then they start talking about their love lives so I tried turning into someone to get away, and I wound up turning into this guy."
"And?" She said with a frown.
"Then all the girls went gaga for me! Like a herd of lovestruck fans!" he sighed. "I swear I haven't been putting on the moves to any of them, but why is it that after one month I STILL get stared at? I mean why aren't they drooling over the guys of your race?"
"Because they find mates of the same species boring." She deadpanned. "And ever since Max came to this planet years ago, the idea of human and Uxorite relationships became popular, even if bringing them to the planet is forbidden on normal circumstances due to your species inability to keep a secret."
"Hey!" he frowned. "What I'd like to know is why grandpa would have me come here, vacation or not, if he knew that. I mean I don't mean to sound weird, but that guy I mentioned was packing more than me in my normal form. And the ladies here are bored with that?"
"He didn't know." Xylene sighed. "It was kept from him by his superiors so his already girlfriend Verdona didn't come to the planet and blow it up or something. As for the size of Uxorite testicles, they are always too big and most females want smaller dicks due to the fact that big testicles have been used for hundreds of years, not small testicles."
"So...they want small dicks?"
"Yes, it gives them more of a thrill and sexural endurance for them. After all, humans are surprisingly good at sex."
Ben felt praise at that before finding himself changing back to normal and got an idea. "Hmm, thanks Xylene, I think you've given me an idea."
"If it's to streak then I have to ask you to leave. I won't have a nudist in my hotel." She frowned. 'I don't need another Verdona!'
"Ok I can't tell if you have a serious obsession with what my grandma did or that's a secret kink of yours."
She blushed. "N-No! I just don't like her being a nudist! T-That's it!"
"Relax, your secret is safe with me." he smiled before standing up and left the sauna.
"...I hate him sometimes."
(Later)
"Hey, do you know where that human went to?"
"No idea, but have you heard there was a guy named Morr?"
"Yeah, but I like humans better. Cuter and sexier in my eyes."
"He did look pretty hot though. Maybe if I see him he'll wanna go for a little late night dip."
"Oh no, I'm going to do that first."
"Me too." Another girl said with a smile. "And then I'll give his ass a nice lick~"
"Well I-" one of them stopped when she turned and saw a Tetramand walking by them with a towel.
"Ladies." he waved with a relaxed smile.
They looked at him in surprise while not speaking.
"Want to take a dip with me?"
They stared at him before saying at once. "With a Tetramand? Ew no! You're too big in the balls!"
"Sorry." he smiled as they walked off. 'Yes! It worked! As long as I use aliens with big balls or none, they'll leave me be.'
The girls looked around while some walked next to the Tetramand to head to the nearby hot spring. 'Where is he?'
Four Arms sat down and sighed while putting his hands behind his head with the others on his stomach. "Now to really relax."
(Timeskip)
Ben yawned while waking up as he felt the first day of the third month on his body, which made him want to be lazy, relax, and want to hit the pool all at the same time.
And yes, his idea worked a lot, but he had to alternate between forms so the girls didn't realize they were being had, which was starting to become hard as he used almost ALL the aliens he had at the moment, even Nanomech!
"Maybe Xylene can tell them I left so they don't keep looking for me." He muttered while getting up, only to see a sleeping Xylene right next to him, naked.
"Zzzzzz." She snored while rolling around in her sleep.
"AH!" he jumped with a blush and wide eyes. "X-Xylene?!"
"Zzzz." She snored while her tail moved over Ben's side. "Zzzz."
'What's she doing in my bed, without any clothes?' He thought with a blush while Xylene gave him a hug.
"Zzzzz."
He turned more red feeling her breasts.
"Zzzz." She snored before hugging tighter as Ben felt his crotch getting harder.
'Ah! This isn't happening!' he thought shaking his head. 'Think of something less hot!'
That was when he thought of Charmcaster in the nude giving him a blowjob.
'I said less hot!'
And cue Eighteight, without her armor and with a semi human face with tiny shark like teeth, giving him a titfuck.
'Less hot!'
An image of a naked Elena bouncing on his dick while Turbine was sitting on his face.
'Come on! Less hot!'
And cue Attea, Looma, and Ester, all naked, giving Ben a threesome while Attea was licking his ass, Ester was pulling his nipples and Looma was bouncing on his rod like a horny lioness.
"GAH!" Ben groaned feeling himself getting hard to where he poked Xylene who mumbled and began to slowly open her eyes.
"Mmm…." she looked at Ben with drowsy eyes and said. "Mmm, hello stallion, ready for round two?"
"What?" he spoke up nervously.
"You know, fucking my pussy~"
'Crap! She's half asleep!' He thought while Xylene started kissing his lips and moving her hands to his groin. 'AHHHH!' he reached down and dialed in a random alien before transforming and wound up becoming Spidermonkey with the flash managing to get her attention.
"Huh…." she saw the face and screamed as she sent Spidermonkey flying out of the room with her telekinesis.
SPLASH!
And right into a hot spring full of naked male Uxorites, who's dicks were floating on the surface like logs of wood.
"AHHH! HOT!" screamed Spidermonkey jumping out and barely managing to avoid touching the dicks while clambering out of the water.
"Are you ok?" One guy asked while their dicks stood up in the air. "That was some fall."
"I'm ok, ow." He groaned while shaking the water off his fur. 'That was a close one.'
"Hey." One guy called out. "Want to rub my dick?"
"Knock it off L'Lx, he's not gay."
"I know he is! Arachnichimps are gay!"
"No their not!"
"Oh blow me F'FxL!" He yelled while the alien felt uncomfortable.
'I think I should go.' Spidermonkey thought before changing back to Ben.
"Hey, aren't you that human?"
"Yeah, the one all the ladies are after."
"Um….no?" He said with a gulp.
"Lucky guy." One said with a grumble.
"Yeah, too lucky." Another said before grinning. "But maybe he swings that way?"
"Nope, sorry, I don't." spoke up Ben.
"Aw." He pouted while Ben ran away. "I was hoping it was the case."
(Later)
Ben relaxed on the chair while finding a small beach front without any Uxorites in sight. "Much better."
However what he didn't know was that the beach was actually a nudist beach or that it was currently covered in jellyfish like creatures. But for Ben, as long as no one was going to fuck him or anything, it is willing to relax here with the 'jellyfish'.
"Hmm, wonder if I should use Goop next time I run into some of the ladies." He muttered while not seeing someone walking behind him and sat next to him on the other chair. "Or maybe Rath?"
"I'm surprised. I didn't expect you to brave the G'Lilos." said a feminine voice. "These pests are slippery and would make anyone trip into the water."
Ben blinked before turning and saw a naked Xylene right next to him on her back.
"But it could be worse." She said while letting the sun's rays hit her skin. "You could have eaten one of them and gotten parasites."
Ben blushed and averted his eyes. "Uh...Xylene?"
"Yes?"
"Why are you-"
"It's a nudists beach. It's ok to be naked." Xylene said while using her telekinesis to pull off Ben's clothes.
"Woah!" he jumped and covered his groin. "Hey! A little warning would be nice."
"It's fine." She said with a sigh. "I've seen crotches before, you don't need to be shy about it."
Ben blushed while letting his dick get exposed.
"As for the size comparison, your equipment is fine in my eyes." She said bluntly. "Sorry about sending you flying this morning. You just scared me."
"Well I had to do it, you were…"
"What?"
"Earlier you were half asleep and nearly fucked me." he replied bluntly.
"..." she lightly blushed. "I see." 'Oh god! Not again! Oooh! I told myself NEVER to do that after the academy! And with Max as well!'
"So let's forget about it ok?"
"..."
"Xylene?"
"Oh, yes." She said before sighing and turned to Ben. "Ben, I have to tell you something important."
"What?"
"Well it's two things actually, both good and bad. But I want you to pick out which one to start out with." She said with a light blush.
"Uh...bad."
"The air and water of Ringa Morr causes a person to not only stop aging but increases a person's hormones to a higher level. One of the reasons why I don't return to my planet as often I should be."
"...ok THAT explains a lot." Ben admitted. "And the good news?"
"..." she sighed. "I finally came to terms with my past."
"Really? Do tell."
"..." she sighed. "I moved on from Max, it was hard but...I let it go after so long."
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I meditated." She said while putting her left leg over her right leg. "And threw knives at your grandmother's picture."
'Note to self, keep them away.' he thought. "Well what are you gonna do if you're not thinking about my grandpa? Focus on your work?"
"Maybe." Xylene shrugged. "But I think I might try galactic dating."
"Wait, that's a thing?"
"Yes, but it's hectic and full of unsavory mates." She deadpanned before looking at Ben. "What about you?"
"What do you mean?"
"What are you going to do after this vacation? Go see your mate or keep fighting alien empires?"
"Well I gotta keep fighting. A hero's work is never done. As long as I've got the Omnitrix, I'm gonna save as many people as I can, even without it."
She nodded. "And your mate?"
"Well maybe go on a road trip. Well if Julie's parents stop giving me the death glare and trying to give me the evil eye."
"The what?"
"Evil eye, like a curse."
"I see." She said while looking completely lost. "Perhaps they are just frustrated?"
"Well I know her dad is real protective, especially since he doesn't want her getting hurt with all the crazies I have to deal with in town, or around the world."
Xylene nodded before moving her tail next to his leg. "Ben, can you put some sunscreen on me? I forgot while we were talking before."
He blushed red at that. "Y-You sure? I mean you could use your powers to move it around."
"I don't feel like it." She said while moving her legs down. "The sunscreen is in my bag, under the chair."
He sighed before moving down to it. He then put some sunscreen on her stomach while seeing her crotch. 'Oh god! Don't think sexy things!'
And cue an image of a naked Frightwig in his head.
'Naked Vilgax! Naked Vilgax! NAKED VILGAX!'
And cue a naked Myaxx giving him a nice shot of her crotch.
"Don't forget to get every inch of my body." Xylene said while closing her eyes.
"S-Sure thing, no problem." He said before rubbing her sides and hips. 'So soft, and smooth. Kinda like butter.'
"Mmm, thank you." She sighed while Ben kept on rubbing her body, while Ben's crotch became very hard. 'Oh, that's the spot...oh~'
Ben moved his hands around the legs while feeling the vagina right in his line of sight. 'Please tell me to stop, I DON'T wanna get her hot and bothered.'
That was when he noticed the nipples and blushed as his hands moved to her breasts and began rubbing them.
"Mmm, careful. I'm sensitive there."
"Sorry." He blushed before rubbing the sunscreen on the mounds. 'Oh god! So soft!'
'Mmmm, it's been awhile since someone did this~' she thought while accidentally spreading her legs.
This in turn, caused Ben's dick to poke the vagina as he moved right over to Xylene's face, which caused her breasts to hit his chest. 'Crap! We're nearly close to having sex!'
Xylene hummed at this while her tail wagged from side to side. "You're an expert Ben. Have you ever tried being a masseuse?"
"N-No, first time."
"I see." She said before moving on her stomach. "Now my back, and don't worry, my tail won't slap you."
And cue him seeing her ass cheeks poking into the air.
"Uh….fine." he sighed in defeat.
She smiled as Ben put the sunscreen on her ass cheeks, making the girth poke in between them. 'Wait...nah. He's not that perverted.'
'I'm not gonna make it any longer!' He thought while moving his hands all around Xylene's ass. 'And by god this ass is thick!'
"Thank you Ben, that should be plenty."
"But your back."
"I'll be fine." She said while Ben kept on rubbing her ass. "You can, oooh~"
"Ah! Sorry!" he jumped off and turned away to hide his erection.
Xylene turned to him while blushing slightly. "It's fine, i-it just startled me a little." 'He really got my sweet spot. He must have done this with his mate every night.'
"I think I'll go for a swim, later!" he waved before going into the water, forgetting what Xylene mentioned earlier and wanted to get himself to cool down.
The problem was that he slipped into the water by the 'jellyfish' and felt the water affecting his body as Xylene looked at him in surprise.
"..." 'He must be shy with his mate.'
(Timeskip)
Four months, four long fucking months since he got here! And Ben was feeling very horny, relaxed, and wanting to grope the girls near him, which was very conflicting with his rational mind.
'Come on, one little grab won't hurt.'
'No! That's all it takes before I crack and cheat on Julie!'
'Come on! It won't kill us, plus all the ladies want us anyway!'
'It doesn't matter! We hit on them and before you know it we'll be fucking them and then what? How do we look at Julie in the eye after knowingly fucking a random woman while on vacation?'
'So? Most couples fuck with others, I mean Julie might be doing it behind our backs.'
'No she wouldn't! Julie isn't the type to fool around while we're gone!'
'Are you sure? She seemed crazy when we mentioned Elena that one time. And Looma and Ester.'
'Those two we had in a dream! Although it felt so real, especially Eighteight.'
'In any case, she's screwing around with other guys so let's ditch her and get laid for once!'
'NO! She's not the loose kind of girl who'd cheat on me!'
'Then call her. If she picks up then I'll relent, if not or she calls and voice is at the other end, ditch her.'
'Fine, I'll prove you wrong.' He thought before taking out his phone and tried calling.
Ring….ring…..ring….
'She won't answer~'
Ring….click.
"Hello?" Julie said while sounding tired as some snoring was heard next to the speaker.
'Hey Julie it's me." smiled Ben. "I was just calling to see how you were doing."
"I-I'm fine." She squeaked in fear while someone was muttering something in their sleep.
"Julie….yes take that shot...zzzzz."
"Who was that?"
"N-No one."
"Julie, is that...another man?"
"N-No!"
"Mmmm, Julie. My camera rod….needs more ass...zzz."
'Told you so.'
"Julie, please tell me the truth." he pleaded while feeling hurt.
"I um...ugh! Fine! It's a guy! Happy?! Well!?" Julie snapped before hanging up suddenly.
Ben was silent and dropped his phone while horrified. "She...She…"
'Cheated. Yep, and I was right, so let's bang some MILFs!'
Ben fell to his knees while looking very depressed and hurt. "She actually cheated on me...I can't believe it."
As he contemplated the information he got, several female Uxorites walked by and looked at him with either confusion or sympathy.
"FUCK!" he cursed hitting the ground before getting up and went stalking off.
"What's his deal?"
"No idea."
(Later)
Ben had become Ditto and was currently split apart to play some cards to calm down.
"Got any tens?"
"Go fish."
"Fuck." The clone said with a glare while taking a card. "Got any twos?"
"No. Go fish."
"Damn it."
As this happened, another clone was busy looking at Xylene's underwear drawer, with another clone wearing a bra on his head.
"Look, I'm a panda!"
"Knock it off doofus." frowned one.
"Hey I'm trying to lighten the mood."
"It's not working." One said while wearing some panties on his face. "Now this works. I'm a ninja now."
"Maybe we should just take a nap, it's what I feel right now."
"Well I'm not." One clone said. "I want to fuck some hot MILFs! Am I right boys?"
"Bow bow chicka bow wow!" All the clones said at once.
"Are you guys nuts? It's too soon!"
"Huh? But it would be fun." They said at once as the original deadpanned.
"How can you guys think it's a good idea? We literally just had our heart broken by Julie."
"Well if you ask me." One clone said with an almost intelligent vibe to him. "We have ignored her and cut corners to do stuff. It would be no surprise if she got tired of us due to US being too busy or just too far away to help her in her current state of being a teenager with strict parents."
"Well it's not our fault. It's a little something called saving lives."
"True. But remember, besides saving you and using Ship like a weapon against the Highbreed, has she ever tried saving others?"
"Well….no."
"And that proves my point, she's not into saving people like we are, she's just trying to be a teenager while also balancing out her own life choices, both good and bad." The clone nodded. "And if she decides to cheat on us, then chances are either she had enough of our excuses or feels like she has to play it safe and go with someone that WON'T try and get her into dangerous situations on a regular basis."
The original blinked in shock at the wisdom of this clone. "Wow, you ARE part of me, right?"
"Yep, I'm just the side of you that is logical." The clone said. "Unlike these jokers here that want to bang every woman here."
"Bow bow chicka bow wow." The other clones said at once.
The original sighed before the watch timed out and he became Ben again, but was now wearing all of Xylene's underwear on his head and hips. He sighed before taking them off with a blush. "Maybe I'm right." 'I mean it was bound to happen one day, but….should I move on?'
"Hey Ben." Xylene said while walking inside. "Are you almost ready for the banquet…..what are you doing?"
"Ah! X-X-Xylene!" He blushed while trying to take the bras off his head.
"..." she frowned. "Next time you do this, at least fold them BEFORE putting them back."
'Crap!' he thought. "I swear it's not what it looks like!"
"Then what is it? An excuse to be immature and wear my underwear like some child?" Xylene said while raising an eyebrow.
"No I swear!" He yelled out as the Uxorite used her abilities to pull the panties and bras off his body and placed them in the drawers.
SLAP!
Only to get slapped on the ass by her tail.
"Next time, warn me before you start acting like this."
"Ow! I wasn't!" He yelled while rubbing his ass.
She slowly took off her clothes and took a dip into the hot spring. 'The air is affecting him. Hopefully he doesn't start chasing after the other customers.'
'Aw great, what else could go wrong?' He thought before accidentally hitting the watch on the drawer and turned into Morr.
"Temporary Bio Lock activated. Remaining time, twenty four hours...twenty three hours…" the omnitrix said.
"Aw fuck!" He yelled while causing the contents of the drawer to explode out and all over his face. "Gah!"
(Later)
Morr gumbled while in the hot spring, with all the females flocking around him like hungry wolves. 'Why me?!'
"So you want to exchange numbers?" One woman asked while her tentacles rubbed Morr's body, along with the others closer to him.
"Pass."
"Oh don't be shy." One of the girls to his right said. "You might like having a number from a sexy lady like me~"
"Um girls." Morr gulped. "Have you seen my rod? I mean you girls like small dicks right?"
"Yes." One admitted. "But that doesn't mean your body isn't appealing to me, right girls?"
All of them nodded while Xylene walked into the hot spring and sighed in relaxation.
'After a day of doing taxes, this feels good on my chest.'
'I can't get these girls at all. The water gets them horny, and they lick small dicks, and yet they still wanna jump my bones.' Morr thought while seeing one of the girls licking his chest. 'And I don't feel comfortable!'
'Go on and bang them. It's not like we are anchored anymore.' His now horny side said with a hungry tone. 'And my oh my, I like the goods on these sexy ladies~'
'Why is it my mind can't just shut up!?' He thought while Xylene moved over to him.
"Oh Morr." She said while the other women looked at her in confusion. "How's my mate doing? Need me to keep these women away from your goods?"
"Um Xylene." Morr said while his brain was on autopilot. "We didn't do the deed and while you are in earth terms my girlfriend, I don't need you to protect my cock. After all, your ass keeps it nice and warm at night." 'Wait…..WHAT?!'
"Excuse me?"
"Um….nothing." He blushed. "Just the heat affecting my brain. Sorry." 'I can't believe that came out of my mouth!'
The women around him chuckled at the man's embarrassment while Xylene was blushing deeply.
'Oh he's going to get it! I mean really! That was….' She thought while recalling the incident on the beach. 'Oh my…..oh my fucking! HE REALLY DID IT! ON MY ASSCRACK TOO!'
Morr sank down into the water while very embarrassed and hoping this day would end.
(Timeskip)
Ben sighed while looking at the omnitrix. 'Five months and I haven't figured out how to get this thing to tell time. Wait...why am I wasting my time on that? Right….' he laid on the bed and took a deep breath. 'I had to keep my mind off the hot girls here.'
Yep, his sexual tension was on a thin thread right now. He was trying everything he had to keep from jumping them. The only problem was that he and Xylene were always in the same room, which made it difficult to resist her charm, both mentally and physically.
'Maybe I could lock myself as Upgrade the rest of the time, I doubt someone like him can get turned on.' He thought while thinking about Xylene's ass. 'Gah! This is harder than I expected!'
That was when he started to see his cock making a bulge in his pants.
He sighed before turning the dial and transformed into Upgrade. "Much better."
But that's when he discovered that Galvanic Mechamorphs, when aroused, cause a large alien vibrator like appendage to pop out of his legs while his body vibrates like crazy.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Upgrade yelled in frustration. "Why would he even need that?"
That was when his appendage started getting bigger and bulker, causing Upgrade to groan in anger as Xylene walked in.
"Are you almost ready for the be….." she trailed off seeing the sight in front of her before closing the door. "I'll just wait until you're done then."
"Xylene wait!" He yelled out as Xylene quickly walked away. "Ugh...why me?!"
'Note to self, tell Azmuth about the Galvanic Mechamorph's ability to produce a crotch.' She thought while red in the face and having a wet spot near her snatch. 'Crap!'
(Later)
Ben grumbled while in a small hot spring away from everyone else, trying to calm himself down and focus on being rational. Which wasn't working that well. At this point he was tempted to just knock himself out. 'Ugh, this was so much easier when I had the will to just relax and not jump at the nearest girl!'
An image of a naked Xylene appeared in his head while giving his cock a blowjob with her long sexy...wait what?
'Her tongue is sexy….right?' He thought while admitting to himself that he is starting to see his caretaker as a woman, a very sexy one at that. 'I swear if I can make it out of this without fucking someone, I'll be dreaming of her for a long time.'
As he was thinking about Xylene and her assets, he didn't notice that said woman was right next to him or that she was placing her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes to relax.
'Maybe I should use him like a pillow? It might help with my stress.' She thought with a small smile. 'And his shoulders are well toned.'
"Damn is her ass hot." muttered Ben.
'Huh?'
"I mean damn, it's so hot that I want to fuck it like wild." He muttered. "But I can't do that, I'm not that horny….but by god. She's hotter then Julie!"
"Who would that be?" She whispered while Ben thought that was mind talking to him again.
"Xylene, duh. I told you before brain." He frowned. "I mean he's sexy, smart, has a nice set of breasts, and a tight ass to die for."
"Why thank you."
"Huh? You're thanking me brain?" He asked confused. "I mean you're the one trying to make me have sex with her for five months. Nevermind, she's not going to fuck me, especially since I'm the grandson of her ex. That might bring up very bad memories."
'He's not wrong there.'
"Anyway, I will say one thing about Xylene." Ben said while closing his eyes. "If she started jumping me, I might do the deed with her. But only if she stays with any kids we have, I don't like how these Uxorites treat kids. I mean, I want them to know about their smoking hot mother, not ask questions or think she's a bad woman. That might break her heart as well as mine."
She blushed at the statement while her tail moved around his waist with tender love. "Really?"
"Well duh brain." He said while not noticing the hands moving around his body. "I mean it, plus I feel like giving Xylene a perfect mate. One that will be there for her while also making love to her every night. But that might not happen. She's not here and I'm just talking to you."
"Ben, just turn your head."
"Eh?" He said while opening his eyes while turning his head around. "What do you…..XYLENE?!"
"Are you sure you don't mean your brain?" she teased.
"I-I-I-" He gulped while noticing his position. "I-...and you...and…." he gulped again. "So….how much did you hear?"
"All."
Ben gulped. "A-And….you…"
"Yes, I want to jump you." She said with a smile. "Mate~"
'...aw fuck it!' He thought before turning to her and said. "Then let's fuck right now and seal the deal."
Xylene smirked. "Or perhaps my chambers, it has a hot spring setting for love making."
"Sound good to me." Ben smirked like lust.
(Back at the room)
Both of them walked into the room with Ben's hand rubbing her ass since at this point, he just didn't care.
Xylene smirked while rubbing his crotch as they entered the hot spring. "Mmm."
"So you want me as I am, or do you want me as one of my heavy hitters?"
"Mmmm as you. I'm in the mood for a human cock."
"Then you'll get it." He smirked before Xylene floated on the water's surface as he got onto her as the crotch poked her slit. "Right after I take a tap from your breasts."
"Are you implying I'm lactating?"
"What no, I want to suck your nipples." He lightly blushed before moving over and sucked on her right nipple.
"You should have said so." she hummed with a smile.
Ben kept on sucking her nipple while his hands began to caress her hips and began rubbing them as his cock poked the slit again.
"Mmm, harder Ben."
He sucked harder on the nipple while licking it and started squeezing her thighs.
Xylene moaned at this while her tail rubbed against Ben's ass.
He felt aroused at this before squeezing harder on the soft thighs. "Damn it, all this time I've seen things that would make a normal guy lose it. If we're doing this, we might be in here all night."
"That can be arranged." She moaned while moving her head tentacles over Ben's face and rubbed the cheeks. "But first, do my pussy. It's been aching for a cock for ages."
"Don't gotta tell me twice." He said before pushing the dick into her pussy, making Xylene moan and slap his ass. "Damn, you're like the other women, they keep grabbing me back there."
"Well your ass is toned." She winked while Ben thrusted into her pussy, making her moan as her tail slapped him multiple times. "Oh fuck yes, give me your human dick!"
Ben grunted while thrusting harder and harder into her while his ass kept on getting slapped, making him thrust even harder from the pain. "Fuck! Your pussy is already soaking wet!"
"Ah! Yes, keep it up!"
"I might not last! I'm already on the brink of cumming!"
"Then pour your sperm into me Ben. And don't let it drop into the water."
Ben slammed inside and started to let his sperm gush out inside with a groan.
She moaned as the sperm kept on going into her body like a river. 'So much sperm!'
"Oh fuck! I feel like I'm letting out a flood!" Ben grunted while not knowing that the air and water of Ringa Morr also increased the amount of sperm he can make.
Xylene moaned while biting her lip. "My pussy's being drowned!"
"Ah! I can't stop cumming!" He moaned while still pouring out sperm as Xylene's tail kept him firmly in place. "Ah!"
"BEN!"
"XYLENE!" He moaned while they came at the same time while the sperm went right into her eggs.
"Keep moving! I don't care if you're cumming, just keep moving!"
He groaned while groping her ass cheeks hard while Xylene slapped his ass. 'Oh god! This is fucking great!'
(Later)
Both of them were still at it with Ben hammering into her ass and held her leg over his shoulder with sperm seeping out of her pussy like a leaked pipe while both groaned.
"Oooh! Harder Ben! Harder!"
"I will Xylene! And I'll make you want my seed!"
"My holes can't get enough! They want it all!"
"Ah! But I have one cock!"
"I don't care! I want to be fucked in both holes!"
Ben groaned before looking at his watch and got an idea.
"Ah! Oooh, more sperm!"
"I might have an idea."
"Ah! Ben, just fuck me!" Xylene moaned with lust.
He reached down and turned the dial before pushing down and transformed into Four Arms, making Xylene cry out due to the increase girth and the fact he had a SECOND dick.
"Ah! B-Ben!"
"Don't worry, I'm going to fuck you so much that you might become a bloated frog for a while."
"Wha-AHHHHH!" she yelled out feeling the second dick shove in her pussy making him groan.
"Fuck! I should have used him from the start! Having two dicks is crazy!" He groaned while thrusting hard into her while pouring sperm into her body.
"Oooooooh! Hard! Fuck me harder Ben!"
"I'm gonna stretch you out like a fuck toy!" He grunted while pouring more sperm into her, causing her stomach to become the size of a three month pregnant belly.
"OOOOOOOOOOH! AHHHH!"
"Take it all you slut!" he roared while two arms squeezed her breasts.
She moaned at this while juices poured out of her pussy as she kept filling up with sperm. "Ben! I'm OOOH! Cumming!"
"That's right, cum from having your ass and pussy stuffed like a turkey!" He grinned while pouring more sperm into her body as his cocks kept on cumming like a broken dam.
"AHHHH YEEEESSSSS! AHHHH!"
(Timeskip)
"Ah….I feel great." smiled Ben, laying on a sun chair in his regular form since after unloading all that built up sperm from fucking Xylene he was in such a good mood he wouldn't mind if the guests stared.
As he looked around, he noticed that his dick was still bulging from his pants, making him shrug before recalling this was a nudist beach and took off his clothes for the female Uxorites. He put them aside and smiled. "I hate to say it, but damn does grandpa know how to pick them."
That was when he closed his eyes while hearing his phone ringing as he picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hello Ben." Julie said nervously. "Um, I called because I thought we could hang-"
"Sorry, too busy fucking my new girlfriend."
"Wait WHAT?!"
"Yeah, we just got done going at it for a long time. I haven't felt so good these past months until after that."
"B-But what?! I thought you were still thinking about me?!"
"No I wasn't. After all you broke up with me." He deadpanned. "But I have to go, I'm in the nude and on a planet full of hot women that want to bang me."
"WHAT?!"
"Hope you and your boy toy have fun, I know I'm gonna." he smirked before ending the call. "Ah, this is the life."
That was when the women moved towards him and licked their lips. "Well hello there, we didn't expect you here."
"What can I say, having to wear those trunks felt so TIGHT and SMALL, so I thought I'd lose them."
"I see." One giggled. "Want us to give you a good time?"
"Well-"
"You won't do a thing." came Xylene's voice as she walked over with a frown.
"Oh come on, you know I'm horny right now."
"Yes, but we don't need a harem or anything. Plus some of these customers are married!" she crossed her arms. "Besides, what's wrong with me?"
"Um nothing." He gulped before Xylene picked him up with telekinesis. "Woah!"
"You all, go back to your own things, this human is spoken for." She said sternly as the girls gumbled at that news. She then moved him towards her and said. "We are fucking. Right. Now."
"Really? In broad daylight?"
"Yes." She said while grabbing his dick and squeezed it tightly.
Ben groaned with his dick getting harder. "Man, someone's insatiable."
"So says the one with the high libido."
"Well in that case, let's go wild." He smirked while getting in the mood.
(Omake)
-Earth, Bellwood, Some months later-
"This...sucks…" groaned Kevin while leaning against his car. "Ten bank robberies….ten! In one night."
"It could be worse." Gwen grumbled as she opened the keys to Ben's house to clean his room. "You could have fought in a nuclear plant, again."
"Ugh!" he groaned while following. "I'd like to know where Verdona went to. She coulda helped halfway through."
"Grandma said she was-" she said before seeing said Anodite streaking across the neighborhood in a human form.
"Freedom!"
"Oh god not again." She grumbled in frustration before hearing something in the house.
That was the sounds of a woman moaning.
"...Gwen? Please tell me that's just Ben's parents going at it."
"They aren't here remember, they went to the store."
"Then…..who's in there?" Kevin asked.
"Wait, do you think it might be Ben?"
"Nah, he's on that mission." He said as Gwen opened the door, to reveal a naked Ben walking up the stairs.
"Oh Xylene, I'm coming up with the g-"
"BEN!? Oh god!" cried Gwen covering her eyes with a blush.
He jumped and turned around while covering his crotch. "G-Gwen! K-Kevin?! When did you get back here?!"
"Just now." spoke Kevin averting his eyes. "We should be asking what you're doing here in your birthday suit."
"Um…." he blushed before running up the stairs. 'SHIT! I NEED TO GET MYSELF DRESSED!'
Gwen grabbed him with mana and dragged him towards her. "Don't you dare."
"I-I-I can explain!"
"Ben." Called a female voice from upstairs. "Are you coming back to bed? I'm getting horny again."
"Ben, who's up there?"
"Um….." he gulped while Kevin walked upstairs and looked into a room.
Only for him to run back down with a red face.
"Y-Y-You might need to see this Gwen."
"No! Y-You don't need to, it's nothing." spoke Ben in a panic.
Gwen raises an eyebrow before walking up the stairs.
"No! You aren't ready to know!"
"Know what?" she asked as she kept walking.
"You don't want to know!" He yelled as Gwen made it to the room.
Only to see a naked Xylene on the bed, with a massive belly and H cup breasts that lactated milk from her nipples.
"Ben? Is that you?" Xylene asked with a loud moan.
"XYLENE?!"
She blinked before seeing Gwen and blushed while closing the door with her powers.
SLAM!
Ben blushed as Gwen and Kevin looked at him with light blushes. "Uh...surprise?"
"Ben." Gwen frowned. "What happened on your mission?"
"Well...it was more of a vacation than mission."
"Wait what?" Kevin frowned.
"And I might have gotten a new girlfriend….and about one million kids." He blushed. "All eggs."
"...Ben, YOU'RE the one who's gonna be telling grandpa."
"Already told him, but not grandma." He blushed while Xylene moaned in his room. "Um...can you guys go? I was in the middle of getting ready for egg laying."
"We're already out." spoke Kevin pulling Gwen by the arm. "Let's get out of here."
"Hey! Kevin what the hell?!" She yelled while letting Ben go.
"We are going! And FAR away from these two!"
"I wasn't done! I'm livid hearing how he's been on vacation and we've been stuck keeping everything under control!"
"Don't care! Let's go!" He yelled as Verdona walked into the house and saw the lovers.
"...YOU! NUDIST WITCH!"
"MY GOODNESS!" gasped Verdona before ducking when Xylene started chucking random stuff.
"GET OUT OF THIS ROOM YOU WITCH! I'M ABOUT TO LAY EGGS!"
"Easy easy!" she spoke moving out of the room as the door slammed shut.
"YOU BETTER RUN!" She snapped while laying a goldish pink egg from her slit. "AHHH!"
'Wow, who knew Ben had it in him?' Verdona thought while internally smirking. 'Oh I'm going to enjoy spoiling their children and making them feel the freedom of nudity.'
