Alien oneshots part 2
Eunice part 2
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-Bellwood, Tennyson Residence-
Ben smiled while laying on his bed. The reason? He had another date with Eunice, the tenth this month, and he was happy that she invited him to visit Arburia II, the new home of the Arburian Pelarota species and the second greatest resort planet in the Milky Way. Although he was debating on whether to dress casual or fancy, or just go as Cannonbolt.
As he contemplated, he didn't notice said girl entering the room through the window or that she was sitting next to him. When he did he nearly jumped out of his skin while she smiled.
"Hey Ben."
"Oh god...Eunice...don't do that!" he held his chest. "You nearly gave me a heart attack."
"Sorry." She chuckled. "I just wanted to check up on you, since you are my boyfriend after all."
'She's not wrong there.' he thought while putting an arm over her shoulder. "Well next time call ahead, I don't wanna get a heart attack if you're gonna sneak in just to sit near me."
"I see." Eunice smiled. "Ok, but you have to kiss me first to seal that deal."
"Don't mind if I do." he smiled tilting her head before pressing their lips together.
As they kissed, they didn't realize that Azmuth had just appeared on the table next to Ben's head, looking a little crossed.
"Tennyson."
They didn't hear him.
"Tennyson!"
They still didn't hear him.
He sighed before yelling. "TENNYSON!"
"WAH!" he jumped and turned before groaning. "Seriously? How are so many people sneaking in without me hearing?"
"Tennyson, Eunice." He frowned. "You two are in big trouble."
"Why?" Eunice asked with a slight frown.
"For one, I never gave you permission to leave Primus. And to galavant with a human too? What were you thinking?"
"Hold up, what do you mean?" asked Ben. "Me and Eunice hooked up after an online dating website."
"She left for seven days." Azmuth said. "And in that time, Eunice has 'texted' several times about your relationship. Even the bathroom pictures."
Eunice looked away at that while Ben blushed red.
"You did?"
"I got ahead of myself when I discovered how texting was like."
"Wait, Eunice left a letter for you to read. I figured you didn't have a problem with it and let her stick around."
"I saw it AFTER coming back from the edge of the universe, for the tenth time this century." Azmuth frowned. "As for this relationship, I forbid it."
Both gasped.
"And I'm here to take you home Eunice."
"But sir!"
"No buts." He said firmly. "You are coming with me."
"Hey wait a second." Ben frowned. "Why the hell are you doing this? Aren't you the whole 'co-existing with humans' guy?"
"Normally yes, but not with her. You're a human, she's a prototype omnitrix, it will never work without the possibility of lost and pain."
"That's bull." remarked the hero bluntly. "You're the only one wanting to take her away, which would cause the pain in the first place. If I can use the watch and save people, while proving that humans and aliens can co-exist, then what's the difference with Eunice here?"
"For one, she will out live you." Azmuth said bluntly. "She will watch you die an old man while she remains ageless. As for her physical body, even IF you somehow found a way to allow the relationship blossom, you can not repocreate. She has no organic parts, just a series of wires and chips. To have a relationship with a machine as advanced as Eunice would end with either a fruitless relationship with no possibility of creating the next generation or the struggle with mortality as one withers away to dust and the other watches and inevitably descend into mania and eternal mourning. Is that what you want?"
Ben looked at him in silence while letting that sink in and reluctantly admitted he DID make a good point, but shook his head anyway. "You forget one thing yourself. Eunice is more than just a prototype, she's her own person. She can think, she can make choices, she is living."
"I am not questioning her sentience Tennyson, what I am doing is making sure that both of you don't make a decision that might destroy the both of you." Azmuth sighed. "Especially if Eunice is insistent on starting a family, which I know since she keeps her 'diary' open after using my computer." 'I really need to change that password.'
Eunice looked away in embarrassment with Ben pondering something.
"That is why she must return with me. Come along Eunice."
"I will not." She frowned in anger. "I'm happy with Ben."
"Eunice, this is not up for debate." he frowned back. "We're going back home now."
"I said-"
"Wait Eunice, maybe Azmuth is onto something." spoke up Ben with a shrug. "I mean, after all, if you want a family, but can't make one, he's just looking out for you."
"...eh?" Both said at the same time.
"You said it yourself Azmuth, even if Eunice stays around to see me die, she can't procreate, right?"
"That's true. She has no reproductive organs, or organs for that matter. But what are you trying to say Tennyson?"
"Look, I'm not going to say we should jump into making a family, if we did, I'd want us to wait." he spoke looking at Eunice before looking back at Azmuth. "But tell me this, if you, the smartest Galvan in the universe, could make her, and the omnitrix, and so many other amazing stuff, who's to say that can't be fixed?"
"..." he grumbled before saying. "You have a point, but I am not going to allow this relationship."
"Then we'll prove it to you."
"How?"
"Simple, a challenge of our relationship." Ben raised a finger up. "Like this one, if we can prove to you we can make it work WITHOUT trying anything like sex or anything else raunchy, you have to give Eunice organs and other stuff to make her more human. If we can't, you can have both Eunice back AND the ultimatrix."
"Ben no!" spoke Eunice quickly. "You can't make a bet like that."
"But if I don't, he will make you leave. Plus, giving away the omnitrix, or ultimatrix in this case, is just a small thing compared to being with you Eunice. I mean, you're special to me and I'm not about to lose you again." he smiled grabbing her hand making her feel happy with Azmuth rubbing his beard.
"This is quite the wager you're setting yourself up for. It's awfully big and risky."
"Hey, I saved the universe twice. I'm a natural born risk taker, especially for my friends and girlfriend." he boasted with a smirk. "The only question is, do you feel lucky enough to take it?"
Azmuth took a deep breath and sighed. "Alright, I will abide by the bet's rules, but I'm going to stay with you for that amount of time. Especially to Arburia II."
"Wait? How did-"
"The diary. And I do need a vacation after a few hundred years, even if it's with two others that might lose once they hit the beach."
"Hey, are you saying we don't have self restraint?" frowned Ben.
"Yes. I've taken a peek at some of the things humans tend to enjoy over the internet. Even I'm a bit surprised and disturbed."
Both blushed while internally groaning as they wanted to do some risky things on this vacation.
"Overall, I will be keeping an eye on you. So no revealing swimwear or hidden compartments full of reproduction apparatuses." he spoke with firmness. "If I see anything of the sort, even once, the bet is over and Eunice and the ultimatrix come with me."
Eunice grumbled. "Yes dad."
"What was that?"
"Nothing nothing!" She said quickly.
He raised an eyebrow at that before teleporting away. 'She must have a small glitch.'
Both sighed and were about to say something when Azmuth came back with a small suitcase and a green and pink floral shirt.
"Got my stuff packed."
"So does this mean you're staying here or somewhere else?"
"Here." He said bluntly. "Better to keep an eye on you two."
'Crap.' Both thought with dread.
(One month later)
Ben and Eunice grumbled while in Kevin's ship, all the while Azmuth was busy telling Ben how much of a pain it was that he slams the lense, not gently pushes it as it was meant to.
"The more you slam down on it, the more you're just begging for it to get stuck, or even worse, have it popping off. Do you have any idea what could happen if the lenses comes off and someone finds it?"
'I'm not telling him about Dr. Animo.' He thought as Azmuth continued.
"It would mean a biological degradation of any cells in a ten mile radius. Found out the hard way when someone," He grumbled at the carefully concealed word, though Eunice heard the words 'M' and 'xx'. "Dropped it right on the surface of Venus. Ugh, so many mutated species that developed the ability to expel sulfur. Had to leave that planet and relocate. Sometimes I wonder why that foolish cephalopod would do such a careless act."
'Oh boy.' Ben thought while Kevin started to get very annoyed and bored of the Galvin's talking. 'Definitely NOT telling him.'
"And thus-"
"Yo, think we could get a break on the long and boring lecture? Thanks." he called back.
Azmuth looked right at him. "So you don't want to know how I found Osmos V and collected an Osmosian's DNA when I was only a few centuries old?"
"Sorry, try and save that for the sequel, when I'm not around." he muttered.
"I see." Azmuth stroked his beard before saying. "Then I guess you won't mind if I tell Tennyson here about the large amount of gold that covered Osmos V's upper crust like a blanket? Right?"
Ben sweatdropped as Kevin's ears perked up.
"Gold you say?"
"Yes, the planet's upper crust is made of pure gold. Untapped by any external empires."
'Wait.' Eunice thought. 'I've been there, there isn't any...oh. OH!'
"How much?"
"Well I didn't really take the time to figure out the exchange rate for Earth's currency, but if I had to guess, enough to buy a planet or two."
Kevin grinned before setting a course to Osmos V.
"Before you do that." The elderly Galvin said. "Drop us at Arburia II. Tennyson and my assistant have a vacation with me."
"No problem, we'll get there in no time."
(Two long hours later)
-Arburia II-
The ship flew towards a large planet with five moons and covered in a giant shallow ocean as numerous islands dotted the landscape below.
"Here we are, Arburia II." spoke up Kevin.
"Just land the ship." Ben sighed while Eunice was asleep on his lap, ironically.
"Don't worry Tennyson, you and your girl will get to have your honeymoon in no time flat." teased Kevin.
"Not on my watch." Azmuth said bluntly. "They are not going to even get to that point."
"Dude, it's called a joke."
"I know." He said before jumping off the seat. "By the way, your ship is faulty, a bit crudely put together and breaking several intergalactic laws."
"Ok that is it!" Kevin growled. "No one disses the ship!"
"Here we go." grumbled Ben. "Kevin, don't let it get to you. At least wait until after me and Eunice are off."
"Zzzz." Eunice snored while a beeping sound was heard.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Which turned into an alarm clock as it was loud enough to wake the dead.
Eunice sat up and yawned while rubbing her eyes. "What's going on?"
"Just Kevin getting mad at someone criticizing his ship, again."
"Oh." Eunice said. "Are we here?"
"Yep."
"Thank goodness, I was actually dreaming of being on the beach and buried in the sand up to my head." She reminisced. "Ah. That would make my day if someone did that."
"All you had to do was ask." smiled Ben as the ship landed on a landing pad in the middle of a sand dune.
"Time to get off." Kevin called out. 'And for me to get some gold.'
Ben and Eunice got up and made their way off the ship while the hatch closed and the ship took off.
"I wonder if he's going to find any gold on Osmos V?" Ben muttered while Azmuth was on his head.
"No, Osmos V doesn't have an upper crust of gold, just normal soil and metamorphic rock." Azmuth said. "But Osmos II however, does have such a marvel."
"Wait, you mean you tricked Kevin into going on a run that's a waste of his time?" asked Ben.
"Yes."
"Dang, who knew you had a funny side." chuckled Ben.
"I only use such tactics when someone is either rude or trying my patience." He looked at Ben. "You're close enough for me to try such a tactic one day, maybe even this decade."
'Oh no.'
"But for now, let's get going."
He sighed as he walked with Eunice towards the beach.
(One changing later aka separate changing later)
Ben came out of his own changing room in a pair of black and green swimming trunks. "Wow this place is hot."
Eunice followed sooth in a green and pink bikini with a lightning bolt on the right breast. "Well the normal temperature here is over eighty degrees on a cool day, so it's to be expected."
"I think you look hotter." he smiled looking her over. "That looks great on you."
"Thanks Ben." She smiled as Azmuth walked out in a black speedo. "And you look...um Ben. Don't look down."
"Why?"
"Just don't." She said as Ben looked down and saw the speedo wearing alien. "Ben!"
"Ah!" he jumped and covered his eyes. 'Oh god I should have listened!'
"What?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. "Never seen a Galvan in swimwear before?"
"Well no, but why a speedo?!"
"Because I haven't worn one since before I created Ascalon." He deadpanned. "And it's been sitting on the bottom of the drawer for a few thousand years, why not wear it for old times sake."
'Ugh...I just puked in my brain!' Ben thought with a pale face as Eunice rubbed his back.
"Remember, just because you two are here to enjoy the beach doesn't mean I won't know if you two try getting frisky with the other. Now if you'll excuse me, this old body could use a nice soak." Azmuth said before walking away, leaving the two alone.
Both looked at each other while looking a little embarrassed.
"Well...any ideas?"
"Maybe making sand castles with your ultimatrix?"
"Heh, usually if I did that on Earth I'd scare people or cause a scene, but here? Well it couldn't hurt." Ben shrugged as Eunice wrapped her arm around his.
"Then lead the way my noble stallion."
"Why the stallion?"
"A knight might be more famous, but a stallion does all the heavy lifting, especially this." She said before jumping into his hands like a princess.
"Heh, well give me a sec, your highness." he joked before dialing in an alien and transformed into Armodrillo.
"My, those ears are kinda cute. Although I would like to see what's under the armor." She muttered the last part to herself as Azmuth might be around. 'Can't have him hearing that.'
"Might wanna get on my back, or move over to the side, it's about to get real dirty here."
She huffed before crawling into his back. "Ready."
Armodrillo started to use his pistons to drive dust up while using his claws to try and gather sand around into a pile.
All the while not knowing he was getting sand all over Eunice's face.
She spat the sand out and closed her eyes while Armodrillo was getting the pile higher and higher.
(Fine minutes later)
All until a mountain of sand was created as Eunice was completely covered in sand and shells.
"And done, like it?" Armodrillo asked.
"I'd like it better if I didn't have so much sand on me." She grumbled while taking some seaweed out of her hair.
"Sorry." He admitted while changing back, which ended up with Eunice on his head, bottom first. "Oof!"
"Oh! Sorry." she got up from him with a blush. "You ok?"
"Yeah, just give me a sec." he got up and spat some sand out. "I could give you a rinse off with Water Hazard if you want."
"And drench my circuits, no." She deadpanned. "Or do you want to hold a DNA container for the rest of the day?"
"...is that a trick question?"
"I'll just go and wash myself off in the water, you can join me." She said while walking off, giving him a slap on the ass in the process.
"Ah! Hey!" he jumped while hearing her chuckle. 'Note to self, use another alien for making sand castles.'
(Later)
SPLASH!
Eunice splashed Ben in the face with sea water as Ben splashed her back.
SPLASH!
"Got you!"
"I got you back!"
Both smiled while splashing each other like crazy, all the while Azmuth was watching them from a pair of tiny binoculars.
"Tennyson." he muttered with a frown. "He better not be splashing her too long just to stare at her."
As he watched, he noticed that Eunice's bikini strap was getting looser, indicating either it was coming off on its own or Ben was breaking his end of the deal.
"Hmm, let's see what he does if it comes off." he muttered while squinting his eyes to try and avoid staring.
Ben splashed Eunice's face while not seeing the strings coming loose, until Eunice splashed him and-
Plop.
The top fell into the water, revealing her bare C cup breasts to Ben's eyes.
"..."
"..."
"..." he dove under the water and submerged himself in the blimey deep. 'HOLY CRAP!'
"Eek!" Eunice yelped covering her breasts with a blush.
The top floated away as Ben grabbed it and held it up to the blond haired girl, his head still submerged due to embarrassment.
Azmuth rubbed his beard at this. "Not what I had in mind, but at least he didn't do anything that would jumpstart the reproductive cycle."
Ben held his breath under the water and swam near the shore while keeping his eyes away from where Eunice was. All the while not noticing he was about to-
Bam!
Get his head stuck in the sand on the sea shore itself.
'Damn it!' He thought while not seeing a four eyed crab like alien with giant pincers scuttling near his butt before-
CRUNCH!
"AHHHHH!"
It was too late.
(Later)
"Ow." Ben groaned while on a blanket under a flower like umbrella as Azmuth shook his head.
"That is what happens if you let a Cancerian Megalanis pinch you."
"Well it's not like I saw it coming."
"Still, the venom will subside in another hour."
"What?!"
"Cancerian Megalanis are known for their poisonous pincers." Eunice said while still flustered and had her top on. "But it's not harmful to humans...I think, no one's been able to test that out yet."
"You're lucky to be alive." spoke Azmuth.
"Yeah." Ben admitted. "You're right."
"Of course I'm am. I'm the smartest being alive."
Both teens sweatdropped at that.
"I just hope you didn't get a good look at Eunice's bare skin and started getting any ideas."
"He/She wasn't!" Both said at the same time with red faces.
"Good, that's good to hear."
Ben grumbled before getting an idea. "Hey Azmuth, I have a question."
"What?"
"Can you upgrade the ultimatrix to have either fusion abilities or just unlock some new aliens? Or perhaps unlock master control?"
"No." frowned the Galvan. "If you are aware of it so much already, then why not merely use the DNA of various intelligent species and do it yourself?"
"I could, but." He smirked. "I think getting you a season pass to Hershey Park might be a reasonable exchange for unlocking master control, or upgrading the ultimatrix a little more? Well? Interested?"
His eyes widened hearing that before looking to the side and coughed. "What good would that be?"
"Well, it can get you in no problem without having to bother getting a ticket. Plus I heard they opened up a new gift shop that lets you sample all sorts of their newest treats."
He grumbled loudly at this.
"And I heard they are making a chocolate bar the size of a small car."
"Fine! I will let you have an upgrade and master control, AFTER the bet ends and when you bring me to Hershey Park."
Ben smirked in his head before asking. "Oh right, I've been meaning to ask you this, but...why do you think Eunice was dangerous when we first met? You never explained why."
He looked at Ben and Eunice who looked curious before sighing. "Very well. The reason was I didn't know what could have happened to her. Considering her powers and abilities, I was worried your earth government would find her instead of the plumbers. I also didn't want her to be used as a weapon or possibly wander around helpless and scared. With how she was made, if she got too damaged, there was a chance of her going wild and copying so many abilities she could have become an amalgamation of various species, and then I'd have been forced to terminate her, permanently."
Both were silent at this as Azmuth continued.
"But there was one more reason why I thought she would be dangerous. At the time of her creation, her AI formed prematurely and tried to kill me for being organic. I deleted the AI, but after what I saw and the carnage it created, I had no choice but to put her in storage so no one would activate her and cause a genoside. But since Gwendolyn's blood became permanently bound to the Unitrix's core AI, her personality has shifted from murderous to the one you know now."
"So it was to keep everyone safe."
"You can view it that way, yes."
"..." Eunice looked at her feet. "I'm sorry."
"It wasn't the current you, it was a faulty AI."
"Still, I did that and...I'm sorry dad." She muttered while looking a little depressed.
"It's water under the bridge, as you humans call it." he waved off.
"Still." She said before Ben held her hand.
"Don't worry Eunice, even if you were a Terminator at one point, I still think of you as a friend and girlfriend."
"Not yet." Azmuth deadpanned. "You still need to prove yourself."
"I know that." He frowned as Eunice let out a small chuckle. "But I can still be honest with her, not a deal breaker."
"True."
"Feeling better?" Eunice smiled.
"A little, but I feel like getting buried in the sand." Ben said honestly. "And sleep the day away."
"Well we didn't get a chance to bury each other yet." Eunice said before smirking. "So why not."
'Why do I feel like they're going to leave me in the sand?'
(Later)
Ben grumbled as the sun was setting, and he was still buried with his head in the sand, with a very brownish red tan. 'They did!' he tried to squirm his way out with no luck. "Come on guys, let me out!"
That was when the tide came in.
SPLASH!
Ben coughed and gasped while shaking his head. "Seriously! The tide's coming in!"
SPLASH!
"Guys!"
SPLASH!
"GUYS!"
"Coming Ben!" Eunice called out while running, very slowly.
"Move fas-GAH!" He cried out while getting splashed on by water.
But Eunice kept on moving slowly, yet very deliberately as well.
SPLASH!
"Any time now!"
"I'm coming!" She called out before finally making it towards Ben's head. "Sorry, I kinda forgot about you."
SPLASH!
He sputtered as she dug him out and helped pull him out.
"You alright?"
"Pah! Besides being splashed by seawater, fine."
"You sure?"
"Yes, but why did you forget?"
She lightly blushed. "I kinda was...recharging my battery."
"Well maybe next time you could leave me a shovel." Ben sweatdropped before noticing Azmuth was not around. "Hey, where's Azmuth?"
"Skinny dipping in a pond."
"Ok didn't need that." he spoke shaking his head before looking at her and got an evil grin. "But since we're alone…" he dialed in an alien before transforming into Water Hazard.
"Ben, what are you doing?" she backed up.
"You look a little dry, let me fix that."
"Oh no, don't you even dare." She frowned.
And cue him blasting her with water.
"GAH!" She frowned at that. "Hey!"
"There we go, now we're even."
She frowned before pushing him into the water and watched him float on the surface. "Now we're even."
"Hey, at least I helped you cool off, it IS hot out today." he chuckled.
"True." she remarked looking around. "Wanna head inside and relax in our room?"
"Sure."
"But no peeking, after all you are still under the bet's rules." Eunice smiled as Ben grumbled.
"Sure, remind me while Azmuth's not around."
"Sorry, but I don't want to be single again." She kissed his cheek as Water Hazard turned back into Ben. "Ok?"
He lightly blushed. "Sure."
Eunice chuckled before dragging Ben away by the left arm.
(Later on)
Inside a brown and white wooden room with a giant yellowish jelly filled bed, we find the two lovers just laying on their backs as the sun went down in the horizon.
"Gotta say, this first day turned out pretty good." spoke Ben while Eunice cuddled against him.
"Unless you count getting buried in the sand and seeing Azmuth in a speedo." She pointed out as Ben shivered, despite it being over eighty degrees right now.
"Can we please stop bringing that up?"
She nuzzled his chest. "Alright, but only if you rub my hair a little."
"Now that I can do." He said while moving his hand over her hair and began rubbing it. "You know, you really have soft hair Eunice."
"Thanks, and you have the potential to have a set of abs." She smiled. "Although you currently have none."
"Hey, I have a ton when I'm Four Arms." he playfully pouted. "Those still count."
"They don't." She pinched his cheek lightly. "Not by a long shot."
He huffed at that.
"But you're still handsome." Eunice added with a smile.
"And you're adorable."
She smirked. "Oh you flirt."
Both got to pillow talk as they started getting even more intimate with one another. That is before they heard a knock at the door.
"Eunice, Tennyson? Are you in there?" Azmuth asked while in a towel, a very tiny one.
But both kept very quiet. They covered the other's mouth and hoped he went away.
"Mmm." He rubbed his beard. "Maybe they are...ugh. Making out. Really Tennyson? You want to lose a bet on the first day?"
'Hey, at least I'm not streaking.' thought Ben in annoyance.
"...maybe they got eaten by the local wildlife? Nah, they aren't that foolish."
'He better say that.'
"..." Azmuth sighed. "Oh well, better head back to the pond. And hopefully that bird has gone off to find better prey...ugh."
Both sighed in relief while the Galvan walked away. They uncovered the other and gave a small chuckle.
"That was close." Ben admitted.
"True, but at least he didn't kick the door down. Although I might have to get him medical attention if that happened."
"Azmuth? I know he can do a lot, but seeing him try to kick the door down sounds too adorable than scary."
"Trust me, he can be scary when he wants to be." Eunice sweatdropped. "Especially when you almost caused the destruction of the universe with my successor's self destruction mode. He told me after our first meeting, he was tempted to let you blow up."
Ben gulped.
"But I'm glad that never happened, or I might have never met you at all."
"Same to you." Ben admitted while they leaned in closer.
"Ben." Eunice said while gaining a devious look in her eyes. "Want to make out?"
"You read my mind." He smirked before they started to kiss as they began to undo the other's swimwear.
(Later)
Both panted while currently naked and sweaty from a long passionate make out session.
"Damn, did I need that."
"Yeah." Eunice panted while her chest moved up and down. "Same here."
"Another round?"
"What if Azmuth comes?"
"We haven't heard from him for a while."
"True...but if he sees us-"
"He won't. I mean we aren't going all the way, just making out in the heat."
"I don't know, it's still risky."
"Well if it makes you feel better, we can stop now, and resume later on when we have some alone time." Ben panted while Eunice nodded as they got up and noticed it was already sunrise. "That's weird, I thought we were doing this for a few minutes."
"Arburia II's orbit is faster than earth's, so a single night is about two or so minutes. The odd part is that the days are much longer than normal, but we're still studying the planet." Eunice explained. "Does that trouble you Ben?"
"Does this mean our time here is gonna be shorter than expected?"
"A little, but let's just make the most of it ok?" She smiled while giving him a kiss on the lips.
"Yeah, why don't we order some room service?"
"So you don't mind the fried worms or the barbecued giant squid?"
"Well truth be told, I can't be picky when on a trip. So I might as well toughen up and give it a try." He shrugged before looking around for a phone. "Um how do we call room service?"
Eunice pulled on the bed and caused some jelly to rise up and take the shape of a very slimy phone. "Like this."
'Ew.' he thought. 'I hope this bed doesn't pop.'
Eunice looked at Ben with a smile while not noticing Azmuth was watching from the corner of the room.
'Tennyson, you really are pushing it.' He thought. 'Although you did just 'make out', so I'll let this one slide, for now.'
(Later)
Ben and Eunice smiled while putting sunblock on each other as the sun was shining over them.
"Careful Ben." Eunice chuckled while getting tickled a little. "I'm sensitive on my shoulders."
"Then I guess I'll have to be REAL careful."
She smiled while Ben rubbed some lotion on her back as Azmuth was busy getting stuck in the wet sand.
"Damn it." He grumbled while getting his feet out. "What I wouldn't give for anti sand shoes right about now."
Ben kept on rubbing on Eunice's back while feeling a little devious. He slid them down her back making her hum.
"Mmm, Ben~"
"How's this feel?"
"Mmm, it's good~" She hummed while Ben moved his hands behind her top strap. "Mmm~"
"What about here?"
"Mmm~" She hummed before Ben moved towards her ass. "Ben stop, Azmuth is here~"
"I know." He smirked while rubbing her ass. "But he's not watching."
She hummed again while Azmuth started to sink into the sand. "B-But he might~"
He chuckled before they started to make out again, as Azmuth was trying to keep his head out of the sand.
'I hate being out of the lab. Really hate it.' he thought sinking faster.
(Later)
"Ah..." Ben panted while Eunice was on top of him. "That was...intense."
"You said it."
Ben groped her ass while seeing Azmuth walking by, covered in wet sand and in seething rage, as he pushed Eunice off him quickly.
"Blasted sand. Blasted surf. Blasted sea life." He growled while sand fell off his head, revealing a large barnacle with teeth, attached to his cranium.
"Hey Azmuth, you need any help?" asked Ben.
"No." He snapped while the barnacle's mouth opened to reveal large tentacles that licked him. "No I do not Tennyson."
"You sure?"
"Yes." He frowned while stomping off, the tentacles moving around his eyes and mouth.
Ben watched on as Eunice sweatdropped at her creator's predicament. "Wish I brought a camera."
"Ben." She lightly pushed his shoulder. "Don't mock dad."
"Aw come on, you gotta admit that's pretty funny."
"Not really." She chuckled. "Well, maybe a little, but it's still not funny to mock someone."
"Even if they need to lighten up?"
"..." she looked away.
"I'll take that as a yes." He smirked with confidence.
Eunice sighed in her head before giving Ben's ass a light pinch.
"Woah! Ok ok, I'll stop."
"What? Don't you like that?" She asked while pinching again.
"Not when Azmuth might see!"
"Pot calling the kettle black." She teased while pinching again.
"...fair enough." He sighed while getting pinched again.
"It's well toned."
(3 months later)
A long three months later and well, Eunice and Ben were currently inside, with a nice tan, trying to cool off naked while Azmuth was busy trying to avoid the sand, water and barnacles by taking a dip in the nearby pond.
And STILL Kevin hasn't shown up to bring them back to earth.
"Hey Eunice, you think we've been here a bit long?"
"Yeah." She nodded while placing some ice on her stomach. "About two months behind schedule."
"I hope Kevin isn't doing anything stupid right now. Well, besides the gold crust prank."
"Knowing him, he might be in the Null Void."
"Still, maybe we should talk to some of the locals and think about heading back home. I feel bad being this much far away. I mean, what if something happened and I wasn't there? What if another invasion happened? Or what it-" he trailed off in worry.
"Ben." Eunice places a hand on his shoulder. "Relax, the planet isn't in any danger."
"But we don't know that."
"Just relax." She smiled. "The earth is safe, and I'm here with you. Isn't that something worth the wait?"
"But I-"
"Think about it Ben. If something was wrong, wouldn't we get some emergency signal over the ultimatrix? Gwen, Kevin, and the plumbers kids are there who have experience and know what to do. If it was something too much, we'd be rushing back home ready to save everyone."
"...true." He sighed before Eunice moved her hand on his crotch. "Hey!"
"Sorry, but my hand is too cold and your groin is really warm." She blushed.
"You know if you wanted to be frisky, you could have asked." he whispered with a smile.
"Mmm, maybe." She teased. "But then I wouldn't be able to do this."
Squeeze~
"I think I'm starting to turn you into a nympho." he teased while trailing a hand across her waist and near her ass.
"Then I had a good teacher." She smirked while they started to rub each other's assets, as they began to enter a very passionate sense of heat.
A steamy one to be exact.
But before they could get further, there was a knock on the room door.
"Room service."
They froze while Ben gulped.
"Um...we didn't call you. Please come back later." He called out.
"Ben." Eunice whispered. "I might have asked for some fried giant squid earlier today."
"Oh, well should we cover up or stay like this?" He said to her while they started putting on their clothes.
"Room service!"
"We're coming!" Both yelled.
"Fine! But if ya naked then I'm going in regardless of your position!"
Both groaned and got bathrobes on before opening the door. To reveal a Arburian Pelarota, completely pink with a feminine build and dark blue armor, holding a tray of cooked giant squid in her hands.
"Your meal?"
"Oh thank you." Eunice said with a light blush.
"Ya better eat this quick, it's good for fertility." she remarked while walking away as Ben closed the door.
"So want to eat?" Ben asked Eunice. "Or go back to our 'playing'?"
"Mmm." She played with her hair a little. "I don't know, that squid looks tastier than your cock."
"Hey now. You didn't say that when we experimented with Wildvine." he retorted.
"Because you were a giant celery stick, not a piece of meat." She retorted. "Although I think the squid on your groin might be a tasty meat sandwich."
"I'm not sure if I could handle that, as I am now."
"Oh relax, I like your human form as much as any alien. So just get on the bed and get ready for a mounting."
"I mean getting that squid on my crotch."
"Oh." She blushed. "Well, just imagine it as a large condom, a sticky one to be exact."
He sighed as Eunice moved closer to him with the squid in her hands. "You're not gonna let it go unless we give it a shot, are you?"
"Big time."
"Fine, but let me-YEOW!" He got out as the warm squid's beak went into his cock.
"Sorry, you were saying?" She asked while pushing the squid over the cock.
"Hot! Hot! Hot!"
"Sorry, just brace it Ben." She said while Ben screamed in pain.
(With Azmuth)
"Ah." He sighed while in a bubbling pond. "Nice and-"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"...calm." he frowned looking around. "That sounded like Benjamin." 'But why was he screaming? Oh no, the ultimatrix evolved him into a horrific future version of homosapien!...either that or he got turned into a new species that gave him a heart attack.' he thought tapping his chin. 'I better check up on him and Eunice.'
(With the two)
Ben hissed in pain while holding his groin on the bed. "Ah...the...pain…"
"Sorry! I-I wanted to try something new, but I didn't think it all the way through!"
"Ow." Ben groaned while Eunice rubbed his back. "Let's...not do that again...ok?"
"Sorry, next time I'll talk about it to you before we try anything new." She said while Ben gave him a thumbs up.
"Ok…" he groaned as a knock came from the door. "It's room service?"
"I didn't call them."
"Then who is...it?"
"Oh no, it might be dad!" Eunice gasped before throwing a bathrobe on top of Ben while the door knocked again. "Just stay still!"
"Can't...move…." he let out as Eunice ran to the door.
Only to see Kevin, wearing an orange jumpsuit and had an angry look on his face, right at the door.
"Where. Is. The. Toad?!"
"Do you mean Azmuth?"
"Where is he?!" He growled. "Where is the road that got me sent RIGHT though a black hole, spat out on the OTHER side of the galaxy, got me TRAPPED on the Death Star of all things, AND made me clean a giant slug's jail cell in the Nell Void for TWO months!"
Eunice blinked as Azmuth walked towards the room. "Behind you."
"Hello there Kevin, it's been a while." He said while Kevin absorbed some of the local rocks and formed a giant hammer.
"YOU'RE DEAD TOAD!" he yelled lunging out to try and crush Azmuth, who dodged and took off running. "COME BACK HERE!"
Ben groaned while rubbing his groin. "Ow...so much...ow."
"Do you need some ice?"
"Yes…"
"And my chest?"
"...not now..."
"Right sorry." She said while running to get some ice.
'I hope we don't have to experiment with anything freaky any time soon.' He thought in pain before fainting from the pain.
(Later)
-Earth, Bellwood, Tennyson residence-
Ben sighed in relief while currently resting on the couch, Eunice on him, and Azmuth nowhere to be seen, which was a big relief for him. "I feel like we've had to deal with a pain worse than Vilgax mixed with Aggregor."
"I said I was sorry about the squid." She huffed.
"Not that, I mean trying to keep Azmuth from finding out."
"Well maybe we should hold off on taking any chances. We were lucky at first, but if we take any more chances, we might not be so lucky." Eunice sighed. "Especially if I get 'grounded' back on Primus."
"Knowing him, it might be worse."
"So being grounded isn't the worst thing a parent can do to you? How do you know that?" She asked while poking his cheek with her index finger.
"Seeing them fly off."
"...oh right. You kinda gave birth to kids, forgot about that report."
"Trust me, it's something you tend to keep in your mind." Ben said while Eunice patted his cheek.
"So, what should we do 'papa'?" She teased him with a smile.
"Oh ha ha, real funny." smirked Ben. "After that, Kevin would tease me about it for a month."
"Even if you would make a good father." She added with Ben lightly blushing.
"Thanks, truth be told I sometimes wonder what would happen if they stuck around. And then I wonder if I could even be a good dad, what with my hero duties and all." He sighed while not seeing Azmuth walking into the room.
"Maybe I could help you locate them? It's not that hard finding a small group of Nercrofriggians in the vastness of space." Eunice smiled.
"Thanks, but...I think I need to let nature take its course. I feel like if I tried to find and make them stay here, it'd mess up their natural way of growing up. Does that make sense?"
"Well...alright. But the offer still stands." She huffed while Azmuth hopped onto the table.
"What are you two up to?"
Both jumped and sat up. "Nothing!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes Azmuth." Eunice quickly said. "We were just talking about Ben's Necrofriggian children."
"Ah yes, I remember that incident. Reminds me that if that should ever happen again, I need to send you a warning ahead of time so you don't go around causing something just to build a nest."
Ben groaned. "I know, I know." 'Great now he's chewing me on that little incident.'
"Of course it's partially my fault. I didn't anticipate your alien's needs to procreate affecting you in human form, which is something to put on my list for updating the ultimatrix." Azmuth rubbed his beard. "That and making sure there isn't any other genetic disturbances in the other aliens. Like the Tetramand and Apopplexian species, oh boy. Those species are very...aggressive during the mating season, especially the former and its many...genitalia."
"Ok, enough said, I don't think we need to know that stuff right now."
"True, you are too young to know about the mating rituals of others species. About fifty years too young." Azmuth nodded. "At any rate, this matter is over and done with."
Both sighed.
"Oh yes, you know the alien Nanomech?"
"Yes why?"
"I just saw and talked to someone claiming to be its queen. Interesting conversation we had about organic and techorganic life, until she left when I mentioned your name. I think her name was Eleena or something like that."
"You talked to Elena?" he paled. "Uh, what did she say when I was brought up?"
"Oh just that she wants to visit you. Something about becoming one with the ultimatrix. I told her it wouldn't work but she just walked away muttering 'one one one one' over and over. Personally, I think the conversation must've scrambled her logic circuits a little."
"Azmuth, if she comes back, make sure you have something to defend yourself with, and an emergency alarm to tell me. Elena's been kinda…let's just say things could have ended easier between us."
"...ex lover?" He asked while Eunice looked at Ben with a small frown of jealousy.
"No! I mean yes, I mean...it's kinda complicated."
"Of course it is."
"I swear it is!"
Both deadpanned before Azmuth walked away and Eunice got up.
"I have to get something, I'll be right back." She said while walking up the stairs.
"Eunice it's not like that!" He called out as the girl entered the bathroom and punched a wall with her fist.
'Elena.' She thought in anger. 'You will NOT have him. He's MINE!'
(Outside)
A small bug like chip looked over the window while flying away and right into Elena's hand, who was watching from behind a tree in her queen form.
"I see. So he has a new girlfriend." She frowned. "No matter, I'll just get rid of her and become one with his watch. Then we can be together forever." she vanished off in a swarm of Nanochips while Ben groaned.
(Inside)
"I can't believe I said anything!" Ben yelled out while currently putting a pillow over his face. "Now she's going to think I'm a playboy!" 'Why did Azmuth have to say a word?'
Knock knock.
'Maybe I should've ran after her? Yeah, then I would have explained myself!'
Knock knock.
'Maybe I should just talk to her? Who am I minding, She might not be in the mood for talking.'
Knock knock!
"That must be her. Eunice I'm coming!" He said while getting up and ran to the door.
Knock knock!
"I'm coming!" he spoke as he reached the door and opened it to see Eunice standing there with a smile.
"Hi." She smiled. "Can I come in?"
Ben blinked while feeling like Eunice's smile wasn't exactly happy, or maybe it was. His nerves were kinda kicking in right now. "Well yeah, why wouldn't you be allowed in?"
"Oh I just thought since you were upset about earlier, you might have just wanted to be alone." She walked in and started inspecting the bed.
"What are you doing?"
"Looking for Elena's underwear. She might have left them after being with you for so long." She said in a sickly sweet tone.
"No, me and her never got THAT far." he spoke with suspicious.
"You sure? You seem to be VERY close with her." She turned to him. "Is there ANYTHING I don't know about her? Mmm? Well?"
"Well there is one. Last time I met her she tried to pretend to be Julie, she has a knack for shapeshifting."
"I see." Eunice said before taking a deep breath. "Sorry Ben...I kinda...what's the word. Oh right, got jealous."
"It's no problem, I should have told you sooner."
"Still." She placed a hand on his right shoulder and squeezed. "If I learned you had your way with her, well I might lose it."
'OW!' he winced. "That's quite the grip you got."
She let go of him. "Sorry, kinda forgot my own strength. Want me to kiss it all better?"
"Maybe a hug will do." He sweatdropped before getting hugged by Eunice.
"I'm not going to lose to her." She whispered in his ear. "She lost her chance, and you're mine now."
Ben narrowed his eyes and hugged her back while fiddling with the dial. "Yup, but there's one thing she forget which is a glaring hole."
"And that is?" Eunice asked.
"Nanochips are still susceptible to electricity."
FLASH!
Eunice blinked while Ben changed into AmpFibian. "Ben? What are you doing?"
"Giving you a 'special' hug." he replied wrapping his arms around her before sparking and started using the surge on her.
She gasped before suddenly changing back into a pile of broken Nanochips.
"Nice try Elena." He said while the chips moved to form Elena's face.
"I will become one with you, one day." It said before AmpFibian zapped the head again. "GAH!"
"No thanks, I'm spoken for." He said as Eunice walked in and saw the chips.
"What happened here Ben?" She asked while eating some potato chips.
"Eunice, you're ok!" He ran over and hugged her.
"Gah! Hey careful! My circuits aren't immune to electricity!"
But the alien kept on hugging her while changing back to Ben.
"What's wrong?"
"Well, Elena kinda copied you."
She frowned. "And? What else happened." 'Oh she's so dead!'
"I saw through her disguise of you and shocked her."
"I see." She took a deep breath as Ben released her. "Good thing you weren't tempted by her, or I might have done something stupid."
"Look Eunice, I'm sorry I didn't talk about her before, but I figured if I did out of nowhere, you'd think I still had a thing for her."
"...true." She huffed.
"So can we patch things up?"
"Sure."
"Wait really?"
"Only if you kiss me on the lips." Eunice said pointing to her lips.
"Oh absolutely." He smirked before they started to make out. All the while moving onto the floor and shutting the door with their feet.
With Azmuth busy looking at a calendar. 'Only eight more months of this, before I give my final verdict.'
