Alien oneshots part 2

Anur System Girls

Yes I know this literally is crammed full of stuff that could be in separate chapters, I'm aware that I didn't put any descriptions down, especially for so many girls and so many pages, but let me say that this is something to surprise people and catch them off guard.

Series: Omniverse

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-Earth, Bellwood, Plumber Base-

Ben groaned as he laid on the ground, not moving and just held up traffic for the other plumbers. This of course lead to them trying to move around him without tripping or shoving into each other. "Ugh…."

Rook walked by and noticed Ben on the ground.

"Ugh…"

"Ben?"

"Ugh…"

"Ben, are you alright? You are slowing down plumbers who have their assignments to complete."

"Ugh!" He groaned while looking frustrated.

"Ben-"

"I NEED A VACATION!" He yelled out in frustration while still on the ground.

"Perhaps you could talk to me about it, preferably in a more vacant area."

"No." He groaned. "I'm not moving. Not until I get a vacation for all the work I've been doing for the last few years, INCLUDING when I was ten!"

Rook sighed before grabbing Ben's legs and started dragging him.

Only for Ben to slam the omnitrix and turned into Armodrillo. "I'm not leaving this spot!"

"Ben, please be reasonable."

"Rook, I've had to deal with a lot of stress in my life. That's why I'm not leaving this spot until I talk to grandpa and get him to give me a vacation. Call it childish if you want, but everyone has that one moment where they have to say enough and need a break before they snap."

"Ben, this will not help your cause."

"Yes it will or I'm not the one that defeated Diagon! WHICH I HAVE!" He yelled before burying himself in the ground and covered it up with some debris.

Rook sighed and rubbed his face. "Give me at least ten minutes to find him."

He poked his head out a little. "Five minutes or I'm living in this hole year round." before going back into the earth again.

The plumber shook his head and walked off. 'Sometimes I forget how immature he can get.'

(Later)

"Ben? Rook said you wanted to talk to me." spoke Max near the spot. "Mind explaining why there's a torn up hole in the floor?"

"I buried myself here to make a point." Armodrillo frowned. "Grandpa, I need a vacation, not a vacation full of aliens or lovecraftian monsters, just a NORMAL one for my almost sixteen or so years of service!"

Max raised an eyebrow. "Then why didn't you just come to me and talk to me in person?"

"Lazy." He deadpanned. "And my body is still aching from that robbery, the one with Turbine and Rojo hitting me with a mechanized suit of armor with a hammer function."

"Well Ben, if you come out and quit acting like a child, we can discuss things like adults. Plus I wanna try and get this hole patched up as soon as possible before someone trips over it."

"Ahhh!" screamed two Galvans as they went falling into the hole and crashed onto the floor. "Ow."

"Like that."

"Fine, but can someone pull me out or something? I'm too tired." He said while changing back to Ben. "And now trapped down here."

"Rook, give me a hand."

He sighed before helping the hero out.

(Later on)

The three were in the break room with Ben sipping some coffee and looking tired.

"Ah, man I needed that." he sighed looking at it. "Look, sorry if I seemed childish grandpa, but...I really need a vacation. I know I never brought it up before, but lately, with all kinds of stuff that needs me, I've been a bit jittery and cranky since I haven't had much sleep. Honestly, I'm even been dealing with the thought of some brand new ultimate evil showing up. It's like they come by one after another when I least expect them."

Max nodded. "It happens sometimes."

"Yep, I'm always the one having to fight it. One minute it's a squid the next is a giant floating squid. What next? More evil mes? Nope, I need to chill out somewhere where NO ONE will bug me, not even Rook, no offense to him, but...he kinda bugs me occasionally with his lack of earth skills."

"I am right here." deadpanned said man making Ben slowly turn his head.

"Oh, sorry Rook, for a sec I honestly forgot you were there. I haven't had a decent night's sleep for over a week so I'm a little bit out of it too. I mean I never even liked coffee, but lately I'd have to chug a few cups a day and some of those energy drinks to keep moving."

"Wow, no smoothies?" asked Max.

"None, if I do I start relaxing and feel ready to pass out, but then BAM! Another call for help and I'm up and moving again." He said while noticing a pixie in the shape of Kevin floating around him with a red dress. "Yep, I'm losing it."

"Why?" Rook asked.

"I'm seeing Kevin in a dress as a pixie right next to me. If that doesn't scream insanity, nothing will."

Max held his chin and seemed to go into thought. "Hmmm, well...you might be right. You have been dealing with a busy schedule, and you don't take too much vacation. A day or so here and there, but not a full blown vacation. I don't see why you can't take one, especially since things have been pretty tamed on our end."

"Grandpa." He said with a sigh. "Is there ANY place in the universe that doesn't have any villains, bad plumbers, or crazy relatives that I can hide out on? Anywhere is good as long as I can't get into the hero gig for the next nine months or so."

"Now Ben, nine months is a bit extreme."

"So is being a hero since the age of ten." He countered. "Yet it happened anyway."

"What I mean is this. That's leaving Earth unprotected from threats that are easier for you to handle. Am I saying no to a vacation? No. I'm just saying nine months is a bit overboard. Tell you what, you stay here and try to calm your nerves, and I'll crunch some numbers. I'll try to get an estimated time you can relax without it sounding like you're taking early retirement."

"That also sounds good." He sighed with content. "But can you also get me a list of all the galaxies and systems that won't kill me or worse?"

"Well what about staying with Azmuth?"

"...I said I wanna relax, not get bored out of my head. Knowing Azmuth, he might want to turn it into summer school and try to teach me some stuff I don't need to learn right now. I just want a vacation where I don't have to worry about the end of the universe popping up."

"So you don't want to see your grandmother?"

"No, she might try and spoil me too much. Plus I have no idea if it's breathable." Ben frowned. "I just want to go to a place where I can relax and breathe normally."

"Alright, give me some time." Max headed out while Ben guzzled the cup of coffee with a sigh.

"I hate how bitter this is, but if it keeps me from passing out, I'll have to deal with it." He sighed while looking at Rook. "And no, I'm not going to your planet again. I really don't want to farm for months on end."

"So you will not see the annual fighting tournament of my species?"

"Not this time."

(Later on)

"Good news Ben." smiled Max walking back in and saw Ben downing the whole coffee mug. "Uh, you want cream with that?"

"Yes please." He said while twitching like crazy. "What's the good news?"

"We found one possible system you can vacation on."

"That's great, which is it?"

"The Anur System."

Ben spat the coffee out and coughed while looking at his grandpa with wide eyes. "What?!"

"The system maybe out of the Plumber's jurisdiction, but it is the only star system that is at relative peace at the moment."

"Are you kidding?! Grandpa, last time me and Rook went there, they all thought I was some kind of monster, and that was when I was human! Not to mention we had to deal with a vampire and Ghostfreak at the same time!"

"Well you're in luck." Max said. "You are not only going to Anur Transyl, but all the planets in that system, each one with a different option on humans or have never seen one before. So you won't have the same experience again, although you should be careful. It's still pitch black in the inner planet sector."

"Still! Are you sure there isn't some beach resort planet? One with a nice relaxing sun?"

"No, unless you're into Mercury or Jupiter."

Ben groaned at this.

"Plus you might get new DNA for the omnitrix and learn the culture of the various Anur planets."

"Considering all the DNA is in the watch, I just haven't unlocked it, that's not much of a point." Ben grumbled.

"I already sent the paperwork to the plumbers stationed on the outskirts of the Anur System saying that you would like a vacation in it. The ship will be docking in twenty four hours, maybe less if they use warp drive."

Ben sighed and rubbed his head. "Well, it's better than nothing. How much time will I be gone for?"

"About nine months, apparently your prediction was correct Ben."

"...wait really?" he blinked. "But you said that was overkill."

"True, but you look ready to crack." Max said as Ben was currently twitching so fast that his cup was shaking and spilling coffee all over the place. "The plumbers have been around longer than either of us, so if something big happens, we can take care of it. If it's more than we can handle, we'll bring you in, but only as an emergency."

Ben sighed while the cup fell on the ground. "Fine, I'll go, but if I get burnt at the stake I'm haunting you."

"I doubt that. If they try something, you can take them." smiled Max. "You've handled Vilgax over and over after all."

"True." He said while looking a little more confident. "Well, I better get my stuff together. I guess I'll see you in nine months."

Rook watched Ben running away while seeing the broken cup on the ground. "I will get it."

(Twenty four hours later)

-Docking bay-

Ben smiled as he looked at the starship here to pick him up and headed up the ramp. As he walked in, he noticed that no one was inside except for a large computer screen near the front of the ship. "Well at least I don't have to worry about space."

As he looked around, the ramp closed behind him and left him in complete darkness.

"Ah! Who turned out the lights?!"

"I did." said a female synthesized voice from all around the ship's interior. "Welcome aboard."

"Well who are you? Where are you?"

"I'm Alice, the AI of this ship." The voice said as the lights turned on and the screen turned pink. "And I will be your guide to the Anur System, it's history and it's many cultures."

"Oh, that makes sense." remarked Ben. "So you're gonna take me to all the planets?"

"Yes, it's preplanned by me based on your past experiences and your fear of clowns. Kidding~" it laughed. "Anyway, I recommend using the stupid AI trix thing sparingly."

"Why did you call the omnitrix stupid?"

"It's AI is mocking me, I just know it. Plus it looks stupid, it's a watch and I'm a spaceship. I'm better looking than that clump of data."

Ben raised an eyebrow and shrugged before sitting down. "Ignoring that, how long until we get to the first planet?"

"A week. At most depending on asteroids and satellites getting in the rockets."

"This ship has a bed on it right?"

"Yes, shall I pull it out for you?"

"Yes." He said before turning around and saw a giant pink bed with frills and girly bunny girls on the sheets and pillows as a small doll of a maid rested on the sheets.

"One bed. Mission complete."

"Uh...what's with the...eh forget it, I'll ask later, right now I'm gonna take a nap." He said before several arms appeared from the sides and undressed him and placed him in a girly set of pink pajamas that looked about his size and had frills around the waist and chest area.

"Ok, have a good night~" Alice giggled.

Ben rolled his eyes before plopping on the bed and started snoozing. "Zzzzzzzz."

(Much later)

-Somewhere in space-

Ben yawned while eating some breakfast and looked outside the window. "Man, after one day, just staring into space gets really really REALLY boring."

"Yet you saw a black hole while wearing your pajamas." Alice said while Ben grumbled as he was still in said clothes, which he didn't mind since no one was looking and it was very soft and comfortable. "And you saw that asteroid belt just yesterday."

"I know, but it's like staring at a white canvas over and over, just with slight changes. Doesn't change the fact it's a white canvas, just like it's still space out there."

"Well then, perhaps you should play chess with me? I'm the queen of chess."

"I don't know."

"Or maybe you can recount me about your love life? I'm an AI but I'm a girl too, so some gossip might help pass the time, especially the steamy details from a little human like you."

He lightly blushed. "Uh, let's just say my love life could be better."

"Lots of break ups?"

"That and a crazy stalker."

"...wow."

"So yeah, not really much for gossip."

"Alright then, but you did the deed right?"

He choked on his own coffee.

"I'll take that as a no. Sorry."

"W-Why do you wanna know that?"

"Because I thought you weren't a virgin. I made a minor miscalculation." Alice said. "Sorry."

"Let's just say…me and Julie did some experimenting one time."

"Oh...so it went far or was it a one time thing?"

"One time."

"...sounds like a bitch in my databanks."

"She is."

"So first crush?"

"Let's just say my first crush is someone I won't forget."

"That bad?"

"Yep."

"Well the Anur System has some nice females to help that love starved heart of yours~"

"Nope, nope, nuh uh." he shook his head. "I'm going there to relax, not get with someone."

"You sure?"

"Yup, just wanna focus on me unwinding and feeling like a new man."

"...ok. So no bringing back brides then. I'll keep that in my databanks."

"Good." Ben sighed.

"Lovers count right?"

"Are you a ship or an online dating profile?"

"I'm both."

He groaned at that. "Well after I'm done here, not much else to do but just nap the days away."

"You will be entering the Anur System in a few hours, then our tour will start in the deepest parts of said system before we head out towards the local solar body of Anur Apollo, or just head from the farthest planet to the closest planet to its sun." Alice said. "So first stop, Anur Phaetos, home of the Ectonurites and the most mysterious place in the cosmos."

"Great, Ghostfreak's home planet first." grumbled Ben.

"Zs'Skayr is no longer in control of the planet after your last visit, so fear not. It will be a safe trip."

"Tell that to the aliens."

(Later)

Ben looked around the ship as the light from the sun became dimmer and dimmer while the darkness intensified to the point where he couldn't see anything, not even the stars. "Uh, am I gonna need a flashlight?"

"No. Unless you lack night vision that is."

"I do."

"...then I suggest a flashlight."

He sighed while hitting the edge of the wall, face first. "Ow!"

"You ok?"

"You know what? I got a better idea. I'll just go alien who can see and NOT take the chance of crashing into things in the dark."

"I suggest an Ectonurite, they have natural night vision capabilities."

"Well, if Ghostfreak's not in charge anymore, maybe I can blend right in." Ben said before noticing a red light hitting the omnitrix.

"The stupid AI just gave me the data I needed. Zs'Skayr's genetic DNA strand is purged of its donors original genetic memory, in conclusion…you're clean."

"Ok, now that's cool."

"So I suggest you get changed into less girly clothes, the Anur System isn't ready for cross dressing yet." Alice teased.

"Oh ha ha."

(Later)

Ben sighed as he finally got dressed into his usual attire as he noticed a small planet covered dark in darkness and had several strange bone like points poking from the atmosphere, outside the window.

"Welcome to Anur Phaetos. The last planet in the Anur System and the coldest place in the galaxy, second only to the former dwarf planet Pluto."

Ben grumbled at the planets name.

"So ready to be beamed down?"

"Go ahead." He said before getting hit by a beam of red light.

(On the planet)

-Anur Phaetos-

And appeared in a dark area that was so covered in darkness that the only thing keeping Ben from going blind was the green glow from the omnitrix's screen.

He pushed down and transformed into Ghostfreak and saw everything lit up in his eye.

The sight he was was a vast land of dark brown soil with bone like mountains going all the way into the stratosphere as several large pits of purple crystals dotted the landscape, making Ghostfreak pale as this stuff was corrodium, the most radioactive material in the universe and the one that mutated his aunt's livestock as a kid.

"Yikes, is this stuff as common as salt around here? Hopefully I don't have to worry about growing another head." He muttered before floating around the area. "Still, I wonder if there's anything to...wait? Do these guys eat? Or even drink anything?"

As he looked around, he noticed that the sky was a purplish color instead of a complete black color, making the atmosphere even creepier.

"Well on the upside, I don't have to worry about getting scared to death, already a ghost." Ghostfreak sweatdropped before seeing a translucent green glow in the distance. "What's that?" he floated towards it while keeping his guard up.

(A bit later)

Ghostfreak kept on floating until he saw a small city of glowing green bones with a giant palace in the center of the square, surrounded by merchants and giant statues of Ectonurites, all with giant scythes or were clad in floating robes of arcane design. "Wow, I didn't expect to see a real city built around here."

"Get your corrodium here!" called out a merchant with a third arm. "Get your fresh corrodium here! Only ten Ectocoins a piece!"

Ghostfreak looked around while seeing numerous varieties of Ectonurites and was surprised at the different shapes and sizes. From giant sized ones to the size of a pin, the Ectonurites seemed to be content with life, even if several of them tried to kill him at age ten to eleven. 'Huh, I guess it's possible for even some of the scarier aliens to live content lives. These are the kind of Ectonurites I wish I had met earlier.'

As he looked around, he noticed that the aliens seemed to be getting ready for something as there were hundreds of corrodium laced lamps and flags being set up by several guards and townsfolk.

"I wonder what's going on?" he muttered tapping his face. "Is it some kind of celebration?"

That was when he saw a merchant right next to him and floated towards him. "What's going on today?"

"Haven't you heard? Today's the coronation of the new High-Ecto Lord. It's been half a century since the last one you know comrade."

"Really? Time must have flown by."

"That it has comrade." The merchant said with a nod. "Although we needed the change after Zs'Skayr the Failure left our planet to fend for itself. The empire all in ruin all because of a stupid level twenty or so tech from off world. Stupid if you ask me but hey, I'm not the one that went insane here."

"But if he ruled, why did he leave?" 'I wanna hear what they must think happened.'

"Oh that, he just found some giant red drone near the square, hit my shop too." He grumbled. "Anyway, he told us to stand back as he examined it, then woosh! He flew off the planet like a reverse falling star and for fifteen or so years he never came back, except for when he came to collect his nieces, but we were mighty mad and kicked him out of Anur Phaetos in a cannon. The last I heard he's been on Anur Transyl trying to establish his title again, like we would after causing an economic and social collapse for the Ectonurite Empire."

'Better keep quiet on the whole 'trying to take over my body' part.'

"So what do you want comrade? I got some nice corrodium tea bags here, only fifty Ectocoins or your money back." He grinned while showing off his fifty million shark like teeth.

"Uh...no thanks, I'm good."

"You sure? It might calm your nerves in time for the crowning ceremony."

"I'm good...so where can I relax in this city?"

"In Edgarion? That's easy, there's a hotel right near the palace, and if you're lucky, you might see the new High-Ecto Lord in the skin, comrade."

"Thanks." he floated away and shivered. 'That got had more teeth than a shark.'

As he floated towards a building with a cartoon ghost on it, he noticed the gardens of black corrodium flowers near the palace, which seemed to be moving a little.

'Did it blink?' he thought, getting creeped out. 'I hope the buildings aren't living.'

That was when he floated into the hotel and saw it was kinda empty today, with a single female Ectonurite with a D cup chest and three closed eyes, one in the head and two near the side of the neck, with three tentacles acting as hair, sleeping at the purple stone table with a single green bell on it.

"Zzzzzz." She snored while floating backwards and drooling green ooze that seemed to be highly corrosive and toxic to anything, even a Anodite, so thought Ghostfreak as he floated over to the table.

'Crap, this rooms taken. Better get an empty one.' he thought before ringing the bell.

DING DING!

Which sounded like a low foghorn.

"Huh...what...must be my...stomach...zzz." she said in a southern bell like accent before going back to sleep.

Ghostfreak deadpanned. 'Better just float on out of here.'

That was when he accidentally smacked her tail with his, causing her to wake up.

"Huh!? W-What's hitting my ah tail!?" she let out before spotting Ghostfreak who stiffened up.

"Uh...this is a dream?"

"Ah no." She frowned while looking at him closely. "My, what a handsome fella. What can ah do for you?"

"Um...forget you saw me, bye!" he waved before floating out of the room.

"Hey! You want a room or not?!" She yelled out as Ghostfreak accidentally went into the palace. "...they always leave. Ah poo."

(In the palace)

He blinked while looking around at the purple crypt like hallway as several paintings of Ectonurites hung on the walls with a strange alien language that the omnitrix translated as names for the past High-Ecto Lords of old. "Woah, this place has one heck of a legacy."

As he looked down the hallway, he heard someone coming this way as it was a male Ectonurite with a corrodium crown in its hands on a bed of greenish bone like flowers.

"Hurry hurry hurry! If I don't get this crown to the sacred ceremonial room I'm going to be executed!"

Ghostfreak quickly slipped into the wall.

And appeared in a closet full of cleaning supplies.

"...yep. I picked the wrong wall to phase through." he muttered. 'I gotta get out of here and see if I can find an actual room at that hotel.'

As he floated out of the room, he noticed that he was in a small room with a black pillow in the middle of the room and lined with corrodium laced candles as a circle of arcane origins lay on the floor, a figure resting in the center of it and cloaked in a purple robe.

'Uh oh.' he gulped and slowly floated backwards. 'Hope they don't see me.'

Beep beep beep beep beep.

'Wait, oh no.'

Beep beep beep.

'Please don't time out! I don't want to mutate!'

Beep beep beep beep.

He turned and headed to the wall, only to transform and crash into it with a groan. "Ow...ahhh! I'm changing...wait...I'm not changing. But why?"

"Omnitrix 0.2 contains anti corrodium shipping for the target to prevent DNA contamination." The omnitrix said before shutting off for a recharge.

He blinked and let out a sigh of relief, only to feel something tap him on the shoulder. "..." He turned and paled.

For he saw a Ectonurite with a very slim body, a G cup chest and large ass, with long tentacle like hair in the form of a ponytail, six purple and gold eyes on her face, two on her actual face and four tiny ones on her shoulders, small nails, and wearing a purple robe with a grey bikini top and bottom, looking at him with a frown.

"And you are?" She asked with a rather norseman like tone.

He gulped. "Uh…sorry, didn't know someone was here, I was...lost on the tour."

"In the palace of the High-Ecto Lords?" She crossed her hands. "For an outsider, you don't have a brain, especially when you almost ruined the cleansing ceremony."

"What?"

"The circle." She deadpanned. "It cleanses my DNA so I can take my place as the next ruler of the Ectonurite Empire."

"Oh! Sorry, well I better leave you be, see ya." Ben said before she grabbed him by the neck.

"Sorry, but you just broke several traditions held for ten million years." She said before whistling and caused several armed guards to appear from the floor. "So I have to publicly execute you, like we do to all criminals and outsiders."

"What?!" he let out before the guards grabbed him and started to carry him away.

"Also put a chain around that thing on him." She called out. "Can't have him running away like a coward. It's always so messy sending the ferals out."

"Yes High-Ecto Lady Preta." The guard's said as Ben was dragged out of the room.

'Oh fantastic.'

(Later)

Ben frowned while in a stock with a tight chain wrapped around the watch and on a pedestal as a crowd of Ectonurties were gathered and jeering while one held a large axe floating beside him. "Well, this just happened."

That was when the High-Ecto Lady Preta floated out while wearing the purple crown on her head and held a long scythe of golden corrodium in her hands, and made it towards the front of Ben's pillory. She raised a hand up, making the crown go silent.

'Oh boy.'

"Fellow Ectonurites. Today, on the coronation of your new Hight-Ecto Lady, a great sacrilege has occurred." She pointed the scythe at Ben's face. "That being this filthy outsider!"

That got more jeers at Ben who sighed.

"I take it saying sorry won't cut it?"

And cue a slice to his hair.

He paled as Preta looked at the crowd.

"For his crimes against the empire, he shall be decapitated and sliced into bits by the ancestral scythe." She swung the blade a little. "But not before the High Executioner slices the outsider's hands off."

"Ok now that's just messed up." spoke Ben. "Come on, it was an accident. I didn't mean to end up in your room."

"You can say that to the void." She said while looking at the axe wielding Ectonurite. "Any last words before your second death?"

"Ugh! Yes, several actually!" He groaned. "One, I was here for vacation, two, I'm a hero that saved you guys from your fallen lord. And three, I'm not a pervert!"

The crowd looked lost at the 'prisoner's' words along with the executioner and the High-Ecto Lady herself.

"I didn't come here to cause trouble, I came here to unwind! Zs'Skayr isn't even around anymore, he's gone for good."

She lowered her blade. "And why should I believe you?"

"Because I've faced him since I was ten! I kicked his ass more times than I can count and the last time we met, I stopped him from resurrecting the Vladats!"

Silence.

"Look, I don't care if you wanna take over, that's good on you, and I'm all for seeing a real city of guys and girls who aren't like him. Do you know how creepy he was when I was a kid? He actually tried to take over my body and threatened my cousin just to get the omnitrix."

"...you defeated Zs'Skayr the Failure and our ancient enemy?" Preta asked with a low whisper that sounded a little shocked.

"Yeah."

"..."

'Oh no.'

"...he's a hero! Release him!" The crowd yelled out.

"Huh?" he let out in surprise.

"Yeah!"

The crowd chanted for his freedom with Ben surprised they accepted it so fast.

"Release him!"

Preta looked at the axeman before snapping her fingers. "Release him."

SLASH!

Ben's pillory was cut making him rub his neck. "That was a little close."

"This outsider." Preta said calmly. "Even with his somewhat living deminor, has casted the fallen lord into the void. This calls for a celebration for the newest Knight of the Ecto Lords, an honor that hasn't been placed on another for eight hundred years."

The crowd cheered and hollered with Ben blinking and gave a small wave.

"Uh, thank you?" He said while noticing Preta staring at him with...lovingly eyes? 'What the?'

(Later)

Music rang out across the town as Ben found himself being served strange foods at a large festival in the middle of the town square. Said food making him want to gag, but be reminded of Max's dishes. All the while Preta was sitting right next to him in a chair made of corrodium. "Well this is, a lot."

"For a Knight of the Ecto Lord, this is standard." She said in a very calm tone. "My apologies for my actions, but you did ruin a sacred event during the coronation and it was my duty to ensure justice and punishment for criminals."

"Yeah, but maybe go easy on the whole chopping block."

"It was either second death by beheading or by castration." she remarked making Ben pale and cross his legs under the table. "So how exactly did you defeat the fallen one?"

"Well I defeated him a lot of times, from using the sun to just using Atomix to create a large sun to burn him into ash."

"Atomix?"

"An alien of mine."

"...what?" She cocked her head to the side and blinked her eyes, all at once.

Ben pointed to the omnitrix. "I can change into different aliens."

"So that was what the fallen one was talking about that day." she muttered. "And here I thought he was insane about an omnitrix."

"Nope, it's real."

"So it has our collective DNA?"

"Yes, but I don't turn into him anymore."

Preta raised her eyebrows up. "Show me an example, but no monsters, we have children in the crowd that are terrified of closet monsters and the like."

'I doubt I have any that would be scary for them.' He thought before looking through the omnitrix's screen and transformed into Ghostfreak, again. "Huh? Two on the same day. Lucky."

Preta blinked while getting a purple hue around the cheeks and stared at him. 'Hot...like a bonfire…'

"So yeah, this is how it works."

"..."

"Hello?"

"..."

"Hello?"

"...bonfire…" she muttered while drooling a little. "Hot…"

"Uh...bonfire? I don't see one." Ghostfreak said while looking around as Preta moved a little closer to him.

"We can make one." She giggled slightly. "With our bodies."

"Um…"

"Or we can try using the axe on your tail. That might be fun."

"What?!" He yelled out as Preta rubbed against his shoulder.

"So you're a rope Ectonurite? Kinky~"

He felt a shiver and scooted back. "Uh...w-what do you mean?"

Preta looked into his eye. "You want to do some sadistic things to yourself? My, I better get the scythe ready for some amputation~"

"WHAT?! No! No no no!" he held his hands up. "I'm not gonna do that!"

She pouted. "Not even with me?"

"Look, I'm all for flirting, but I don't do stuff like that." Ghostfreak said before Preta licked him with her long purple snake like tongue, giving him the shivers.

"Oh? So you won't let me chop you up for kinks? My...that just turns me on~"

"What?!" he went wide eyed. 'What is with this lady?!'

She licked him again as Ghostfreak thought that this was too much for him and he needed to find a planet...without her! 'Tastes good~'

"Uh...hey look, a flying bat!"

She blinked before turning around as Ghostfreak turned invisible. "A bat…? What's a bat...eh? Where's the new Knight of the Ecto Lord?!"

The music stopped at the Ectonurites looked around in confusion as Ghostfreak quickly floated away.

'I'm not gonna get caught up in whatever freaky stuff she considers hot!' He thought before looking around as he got hit by a red light.

(On the ship)

And appeared back on the ship.

"Welcome back." Alice said. "Did you enjoy Anur Phaetos?"

"In order, no, somewhat, and heck no!" he spoke up. "I nearly get executed, get hailed as a hero and even get some kind of royal honor of being a knight, and then the lady in charge is into some weird ass stuff so I got out of there."

"So a Knight of the Ecto Lords? My, that is an honor. As for weird ass stuff? What was it exactly?"

"I don't know where to start. First it was making a fire with our bodies, then talking about rope, amputation, even talking about chopping me up!"

"Oh that. Most Ectonurite fetishes involve some form of torture porn, which is ok for them since they regerate limbs easily, that and it means…"

"What?"

"Not telling~"

"Look, just get us out of here before she comes looking for me. I don't want to test that out."

"Ok, charting course to Anur Transyl now." She said as the ship flew away from the planet and headed towards the right hand side of the void.

Ben groaned while looking a little uneasy.

"Before we do anything, I want to give you some advice." Alice said. "Don't go doing one day stop and gos, this isn't a mission, it's YOUR vacation time."

"Gee ya think? It's not like I wasn't already aware of that."

"Just saying, also we will be there in an hour. The planet Anur Transyl is closer to Anur Phaetos then the other planets." Alice said. "And please stay on the planet for a month or so, if not I'll lock you out of the ship."

"Ugh! Fine, but if I'm turned into a charred skeleton I'll haunt you."

"AI's are incapable of being haunted. We have no souls."

(Later)

-Anur Transyl-

Ben looked down on the familiar planet while praying they didn't remember him, or have a cell made just for him. "I gotta try and see if I can lock myself in one form so I don't change back."

"Suggestion, a Transylian. It might earn you some brownie points with the ladies. Fun fact, Transylians developed their technology during Vladat occupation and before that, they were used as test subjects for energy harvesting. It's an interesting tale of forced evolution."

"Ok...anything else I need to know?"

"The capital is called Victzoria, named after a legendary king called Victora, the first of the counter revolutionary army during the Vladat-Transyl Wars."

"Well I call mine Frankenstrike. Easier to remember."

"Franken-what?" Alice teased. "Can you say it again?"

"Frankenstrike."

"Oh! I thought it was Frankincense."

Ben deadpanned before turning into said alien and activated the bio-lock programming on the omnitrix. "Alright, I'll blend in no problem." he smiled.

"Warning. Localized update of Omnitrix 0.2 will begin after forty two hours, all functions will be temporary disabled on the forty two mark." The omnitrix said. "Normal functions will Be stable until that point and will return after said amount of time."

"...well at least it wasn't that long of an update. Heck, I can hide during that amount of time in a hotel room."

"Be careful." Alice said. "That faulty AI might have the incorrect time, that and the food isn't edible for non Transylians."

"I'll be sure to keep that in mind." He said before getting covered in a beam of red light.

(On the planet)

And landed in a dark alleyway where some phantom horses were busy eating some cans. He looked around and made sure he was in one piece and walked out of the alleyway.

All around him, the streets were peaceful, calm and relatively normal. Except for the fact that he somehow was looking at a part of town that was supposed to represent...the red light district.

He blinked and looked at the lit up signs while gulping. "Oh boy, I shouldn't be around here."

That was when he saw several Transylian women with bikinis on trying to beckon him into their rival establishments.

'Oh no.' he thought feeling his face blush seeing their exposed skin and tried to walk the other way. 'I gotta get out of here fast.'

"Hey big boy~" one woman said while having giant J cup breasts. "Want a good time with Big Barbra?"

"N-No thanks, I'm, uh, late for something." he spoke. 'Holy crap are those big!'

"With me handsome?" One woman asked with a gigantic ass. "And Mega Megara's booty~?"

"N-N-N-No thanks!" he stuttered as he tried to quickly pass them without tripping. 'How is that even possible?! Are those natural or fake?!'

"Oof!" One woman groaned with a large P cup chest. "Careful honey~ Don't damage the goods, unless you want to spend the night with Atomix Amanda. Right?"

"Sorry!" He got out before booking it.

The girls looked at him before cursing and thinking all at once. 'Fuck! And that was the first customer in months!'

'Must find a hotel!' He thought while seeing lots of love hotels all around him. 'Wait! I forgot! I have no idea what their currency is like, and even then I don't have any! How can I rent anything?'

As he tried to figure this out, he looked at the omnitrix and recalled it can translate any language so perhaps it can help him read a book or something so he can find out the currency.

'Mmm, that could work but where can you find a bookstore in this place?' he rubbed his head and looked around. 'There must be one amongst all these love hotels.'

That was when he saw a small shop with magazines on a shelf right next to him.

'Ok...I can work with this. But please don't let it be full of porn.' he speed walked over and looked around. 'Let's see...yep, there's porn in here. Lots and lots of porn...wait...watts? That's the currency? Watts? Like the energy from lightning?'

He rubbed his chin. "If that's true, does that mean I can use it already? Do they use currency based on their own electricity? I wonder how that works."

"We use the watts from the big storms sonny." said a small old Transylian with a missing eye and a long green beard from behind a counter. "Can't use our own watts or it might cause inflation, like the great inflation of eight eighty four. The whole planet had so much bodily watts that the government had to cause a century long ban on watts. Ah, those were the dark times sonny, when we used trigs and corrodium scraps as coins, the horrors I've seen grown men and women take to bootleg watts."

'Woah, their own great depression. I don't wanna even think about what it was like.' "So all I have to do is get to a big storm, and then I can get watts?"

"Of course, how can you not know this?"

"Um...I'm offworld?"

"Ugh, an outsider born. Figured." He sighed. "You lot have a lot to learn about Transylian history sonny, a lot to learn without them Plumbers and Vilgaxes and such messing with your mind like a fried egg in a thunderstorm."

"Well why not tell me how to use watts? Like, how can I do use them even if I got them?"

"Bah." He pulled out a small lightbulb and then pointed to his rather large tesla coil. "Just stand out in the storm, wait for a big one, then ZAP! You get the motherload of a lifetime, or as much as you can fit in there bulb. Once done, place it in a bank, start an account, then sonny, this here is important, you ask for a Mega Watt Bulb for your back."

"And?"

"I'm getting to it sonny. Now where was I? Oh yes, they place the bulb permanently on your coils and then every time you get a watt, the bulb will store it until it's fully charged. You can then use that there bulb to buy and sell watts for items and the like, for a bank tax fee that is."

"And for illegal ways?"

"Not possible, unless you somehow use your own watts for spending. But it ages you rapidly. And that there sonny is why the great inflation of eight eighty seven was a terrible one, so many dead, so many scarred, like myself."

"Well thanks for the info old timer, I gotta fly."

"Wait!" He said quickly. "You need to buy something before you leave."

"Uh...sorry, but I'm strapped for watts."

"..."

"So...later!" He said before running away as he got hit with a magazine.

"And stay out until you get your watts sonny!"

'Well at least now I know what to do.' Frankenstrike thought before hearing a loud thunder clap in the distance.

BOOOOOM!

"Bingo. I gotta get there and hope I hit it big."

(In an empty field)

He looked around while seeing the killer pumpkin aliens from the last time he came here...just sleeping in the ground as a large storm appeared on the horizon.

RUMBLE!

'I got the loan, the new battery thing, which hurt like hell! Why did it have to be a needle in my spine?!' He thought while a large purple needle was stuck in his spine, on the four vertebrae to be exact. 'So...I hope this works and also...OW!' he looked up. "Come on storm! I'm right here and waiting!"

RUMBLE!

"Come on! Blast me-"

ZAP!

And cue a gigantic bolt of purloin lighting hitting the Transylian and caused him to overload with power and watts, and also frying his skin as well.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed in pain as his coils gained a purple hue before he fell on the ground and started to cook like a lobster. "Ow…"

RUMBLE!

"That was NOT worth it…"

ZAP!

And cue ten more bolts of lightning hitting Frankenstrike, again.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

(Several bolts and cooked flesh moments later)

"Ow...ow...ow…" he groaned while walking back to town, his coils now glowing so brightly that it looked like he became a living nightlight. 'I think I see stars and spots…'

The people that noticed him either sniffed his cooked flesh or saw the glowing coils and either licked their lips or chuckled at his pain.

'Now I need to get a room rented.' He thought while looking around for a hotel. 'And sleep this off...hopefully.'

"Mommy." said a tiny Transylian boy to his mother. "Why does the glowing man smell like cooked meat?"

"Just take it as a sign to never get tight on money sweetie."

"Ok mommy." He smiled as Frankenstrike saw a small hotel near the next street corner and sighed in relief.

"Finally." 'Hopefully the watts can give me a nice cozy room.'

As he walked in, he noticed a male Transylian with a missing right arm and lower jaw, waiting at the counter while looking very...intimidating.

"..." he looked at Frankenstrike and stared at him with an unblinking expression.

"Uh...I'd like to rent a room."

"..."

"I have watts?"

"..." he pointed to a price of paper with several hotel suites on them and tapped it with his index finger.

"Oh um...hotel numbers, right." He said while looking at the paper, the costs for each of the rooms, and which ones were the best ones to stay in. 'Two million watts for one room?! That's crazy!'

"..."

"Uh…" 'I don't know how many watts I have!'

"..." he pointed at the paper again with a little more force.

'Crap!' he gulped. 'How do I know how many watts I have? Ask him and hope he can tell me?'

"..."

"Hey, how much watts do you think I have?"

He looked at him, then the coils, before turning and pulled out a chart with several watt numbers on it as he pointed to the ten billion one.

'WHAT?! THAT MUCH?!'

He pointed to the other piece of paper again with a little more force as he looked a little frustrated.

"Oh! Right, my bad. I'll take one suite and have it for about two days or so."

"..." he pointed to the suites again.

"Oh right number. Um...the sixty nine one."

The man turned around and gave him an iron key with a label etched into it as he absorbed the energy from Frankenstrike's coils, causing them to dim a little.

"Thanks." he headed to the stairs quickly. 'Yikes.'

He pointed to a small turn crank elevator in the corner of the room. "..."

"Right, that works too." He said before walking towards it and started turning the crank. 'He's so creepy!'

(Later)

"Well at least the room seems cozy enough, at least by Transylian standards." He grumbled while laying on a large silver table with wire connected to his coils and into a large box with bulbs on it, aka the 'bed'. 'Even if this looks very uncomfortable.'

He closed his eyes to try and pass out for some sleep.

Only for him to hear some pipes dripping above him.

'Of course.' Frankenstrike thought while the dripping continued into the night.

(Next 'morning')

Frankenstrike sat up and groaned while rubbing his back. "I can't believe they sleep on those."

As he got up, he looked outside and saw it was still night outside. "I wonder how they can tell what time it is if it's so dark outside."

That was when he noticed that a large two headed purple rooster was walking on the window ledge and was cleaning itself.

"...not gonna ask.'

"COCKAODAOOOOOOOO!" It cried out while breaking the sound barrier.

Frankenstrike covered his ears right as a lightning strike came down on the bird.

ZAP!

"Bagok…" It said before falling into a dumpster.

"Ha, karma." He chuckled before two more roosters appeared.

"COCKADOODOOOOOOO!"

And cue him groaning in pain and frustration. He closed the curtains and sat on the bed. "Alright omnitrix, can you tell me how much time I have left locked in this form?"

"Estimated time...twenty hours and one second left. Nineteen hours and fifty nine seconds left." It counted while Frankenstrike grumbled a little.

"Ok so I could either stay here until I change back and get room service, or go out and see, grab something, THEN hide out in the room."

As he thought about it, he noticed some fireworks in the distance and a lot of people cheering as well.

"Hmm, guess something's going on here too. Staying inside it is." He muttered before noticing several pamphlets on a small metal table with the words 'Celebrate the ten hundredth Vladat Independence Day festival, food, drinks, filing for the whole family. Please remember to bring torches for the Vladat wicker burning!' on it.

"Hmm...alright, I'll stop by, grab something to munch on, then get right back here." Frankenstrike said to himself while hoping it was more fun than zapping giant roosters.

(Later)

He walked through the streets with people selling souvenirs, food, drinks, the whole shebang. 'Huh, this is interesting...except for the cockroach on a stick vendor. Ew.' he tried to find something somewhat decent while noting a huge wooden statue of a Vladat in the center of the town. 'Ok, that looks NOTHING like Whampire!'

As he looked around, he noticed several toys being sold, each one a Vladat with some kind of stake or blunt instrument meant to inflict pain.

'At least they'll be burning a statue instead of me.' he thought while seeing a child hitting one of the toys with a hammer. As he walked he wound up feeling something run into his legs. 'Huh?'

"I love today!"

'Why does that sound so familiar…oh no.' he thought looking down and saw Viktoria with a smile. 'Viktoria!'

"Hi." She said with a smile.

'I hope she's still not into me...again!'

"Are you excited mister?"

"Uh...yeah, real thrilled." He said while feeling a little nervous about being with this child, especially after she tried to become his wife one time.

"This is gonna be the best festival ever! My big sister is gonna be the first one to throw her torch."

"Wait huh?" He looked down at her. "A big sister?"

"Yep, and she's back from her ten year trip! I'm so happy she's home for this."

'Who knew she had a sister. Well it's not like I took the time to get to know her that much.' He thought while seeing the little girl giving him a decapitated Vladat toy.

"Want to play with me?"

"Sorry, but I'm in a bit of a hurry. Maybe next time." He said before walking away, only to notice some black coated pizza being sold to a group of Transylians. 'I'm not gonna even try it.'

As he looked around, he felt like he should ask about the history of the planet, only to realize that if he did that, he might look dumb.

'I wonder how long this festival lasts?'

"Come one come all!" an announcer called out while holding a microphone. "For today's next event, we will be holding our annual dance off!"

'Huh, that's sounds like fun. Too bad I'm not gonna be doing any of that.'

"And don't forget! The winner of the dance off will get an all exclusive pass to our new FrankeBlast Amusement Park and Resort! With new state of the art rides and a five star hotel with optional electrical spas, the family will be dreaming of roller coasters and fun for years to come."

'Wow, that's pretty fancy.' He thought while not seeing a person walking over to him. 'But who's going to try it-'

"Hey." said a voice with a semi italian accent. "Have you seen my little sis? About two feet tall or so and has a fixation on flowers."

"Sorry, I'm a bit-" he turned and felt his jaw drop and go quiet. 'Holy cow!'

For in front of him was a tall Transylian woman with long gray hair that went to her sides and forked two long ponytails, two normal looking eyes with several wires poking from her shoulders, two semi thick gray eyebrows, a very curvy figure with a large ass and a D cup chest, wearing a dark pink dress with a long knee length skirt and a black belt around her tiny waist, with a pair of red high heel shoes with a silver spike at the front ends of each toe.

"What?" She asked with a raised eyebrow. "Got something in my eye?"

"Uh...uh…" he let out while for some reason finding himself speechless. 'She's...hot.'

She sighed before placing her hands on her hips. "Speak up and talk normally. I'm not eye candy you know."

"S-Sorry!" he shook his head. "I didn't mean to stare."

"It's fine." She deadpanned while looking him over. "So doing the shirtless look today, or are you out of watts to buy one?"

"I'm usually like this." he spoke without thinking.

"...ok." She said with a blank expression. 'Must be a male prostitute.'

'What's with me? I'm acting like I've never met a girl before. Wonder if it's the DNA, like with Bullfrag and Attea.' "So...what's your name?"

"Elizabeth, Elizabeth Hook." She said while still looking very blank. "You?"

"Frankenstrike."

"...no really. What's your name."

"That IS my name, Frankenstrike."

"...odd choice of naming." She sweatdropped before noticing that a small girl was running towards her.

"Elizabeth!"

"Oh Viktoria." She patted her head. "How's my little sister been? Still collecting flowers?"

"Of course, I missed you." she smiled with Frankenstrike stunned.

"THIS is your sister?"

Elizabeth deadpanned at him. "Of course she is, why would you think otherwise?"

"N-No no, it's just, I...uh, I better just leave, nice meeting you."

"Is he your boyfriend?" Viktoria asked Elizabeth.

"No, just a male hooker." She sighed. "And apparently a coward, I mean he's running away from your big strong sister."

"He is a bit of a chicken."

Frankenstrike frowned and crossed his arms. "First off, I am NOT a hooker. Second, is that alright to say to your little sister? Third, I'm not planning on sticking around because I have other stuff, NOT because I'm chicken."

"She knows what a hooker is because our mother was one." Elizabeth deadpanned. "Two, you are shirtless, and three, care to prove it?"

He groaned before recalling the dance contest and had an idea. "Alright, how about that dancing contest going on?"

"Ha! I'm the winner of ten of them." She laughed. "So, bring it on hooker."

"Elizabeth." Viktoria whispered to her. "Your leg is still healing from your last job."

"I know, that's why I'm going to dance with one leg." She whispered back. "Besides, he has only two left feet."

"I heard that."

She chuckled. "See you on the dance floor, lefty."

"Same to you." Frankenstrike said while staring at her chest as the woman walked away.

Viktoria looked at him. "Perv." before walking towards her sister.

He blushed and facepalmed. 'Did I really just agree to prove myself in a dance off?'

As he looked around, he noticed several Transylians looking at him and turned away when he turned to them.

"She's right." One person muttered. "He is a hooker."

"I wonder how much watts he wants for a night?"

"He's going to eat dirt after the dance off."

"Hopefully she doesn't use a hunting trident on him, like the last opponent."

He covered his chest. 'Is this like when I learned Rath's been naked this whole time? Maybe I should grab a shirt up before it starts.'

(Later on)

Frankenstrike grumbled while wearing a large shirt with a pink skeleton horse on it. 'Not a fan of pink!'

"Alright folks, come one come all for the dance competition!"

The crowd cheered as the announcer pointed his hand at Frankenstrike.

"Our first competition is…um...a male hooker with a pink shirt? Weird but still! He's in the contest!"

"I'm not a hooker!"

He pointed to Elizabeth. "And our second competitor is the queen of dance herself! Elizabeth Hook, dancer and local CEO and trainer of the Anur Transyl Zoo!"

'Wait this place has a zoo? Damn.' He thought. 'Now I want to see it!'

"And this year's theme is something from the planet earth...the most terrifying place in the universe." He muttered. "And that is the Monster Mash!"

People shivered with Frankenstrike close to snickering.

'That old cheesy song? Wow, at least it's something I know.' He thought before the music kicked in.

"And GO!"

Elizabeth tried to get a head start and move her body with Frankenstrike right behind in terms of rhythm.

Which looked like he was trying to imitate Boris Karloff, badly that is.

'What's with him?' Elizabeth though. 'Why is he trying to act like a pro Vladat anti Transylian stereotype?!'

'I've heard this song so many times it's ingrained in my head, which is the sad part.' Frankenstrike thought while the crowd felt a little uncomfortable at his 'racist' dancing, not that he knew. 'Please let me win!'

"What's with this hooker?"

"Yeah, is he dense?"

"He's being a racist!"

"Boo!"

"Boo!"

"Boo! Get off the stage!"

Frankenstrike started getting pelted with randoms tuff making him dance and try to cover his face.

SPLAT!

Including a rotten tomato to the groin.

'What did I do?' He thought while getting pelted by rotten food as the omnitrix started to flash.

"Updating starting...powering down all functions."

FLASH!

He blinked while hearing loud gasps and looked down at himself. "Aw come on!"

"AHHHHHH!"

"MONSTER!"

"AND HE'S A HOOKER! AHHHHH!"

"You said I had a day left!" Ben yelled at the omnitrix while it made a whirring sound. 'Oh no.'

'Ok, that's kind of new.' Elizabeth thought while the crowd started to see red. 'Yep, it's the mob mentality, again.'

"KILL THE MONSTER!"

"AHH!" Ben gulped before Elizabeth stepped towards him.

"Relax." She sighed. "I'll keep them from killing you, I mean I hate this mentality of our species."

"What?"

"You heard me." She said before turning to the crowd and pulled out a small laser gun from her cleavage and shot it at the sky.

BOOOOM!

"KNOCK IT OFF!" She snapped. "Really, you get one look of this guy and you want to burn him?! That kind of thinking is what lead his species to fear US! Not the other way around, so be quiet, shut up and let me put him in my zoo. Got it?!"

The crowd slowly went silent while caught off guard seeing the laser gun.

Ben in the meantime, paled at the idea of him in a zoo. Especially when he saw Elizabeth pulling out a net from her skirt. "H-Hold up! What do you mean put me in a zoo?"

"Well, you're a rare species in the Anur System." She said calmly. "Plus the kids would love to see a human up close and personal." 'That and I love rare animals.'

"No way, I'm not going in a zoo!" he backed up.

"It's either the zoo or the bonfire." She warned. "So what's your real name and purpose, I need to write a file on you later."

"The name is I'M OUT!" he yelled before bolting the opposite way. Only to get trapped by the net. "Fuck!"

"Language!" She snapped while dragging him towards her. "Now tell me the truth or I might let the crowd have you."

"It wouldn't be the first time I've had to deal with them chasing me. I even had to deal with them and the other two species of aliens."

"Again, what is your name?" She stomped on his head.

"Ow!" he cried out before glaring at her. "Ben! It's Ben you crazy lady!"

"Ben who?"

STOMP!

"OW!" he cried. "Stop stomping and maybe I'll tell you!"

STOMP!

"Then talk." She said calmly while looking like a predator at the moment.

"Ow! I'm Ben Tennyson! The omnitrix user and hero for the entire universe! And you shouldn't do that-OW!"

"Why not? It's not like you saved us from anything big."

"Like taking care of the last Vladat isn't big!"

She stopped and frowned. "There hasn't been a Vladat in over a million years."

"Well I stopped a crazy ghost from using a resurrected Lord Transyl to bring them back!" he snapped. "For someone who's been away for ten years, you're completely dumb about what's been going on here! Go ahead, ask around, they'll tell you that THEY wound up being controlled by him when he came back."

Elizabeth blinked while looking at the crowd. "Is this true?"

"Well...he does speak the truth." spoke one lady.

"And he kinda kicked our faces as a Vladat. Didn't eat us though." one man groaned.

She blinked while looking at Ben. "I see ...I really should've asked when I came back from Alpha Centauri."

"NO SHIT!"

"..." she slowly moved her foot away. "Um…sorry. I really do mean that."

Ben stood up and got the net off while taking a deep breath. "You know what, I'm out. I was GONNA stick around and try to unwind, but this is EXACTLY what I wanted to avoid. I'm leaving."

"Wait wait!" She said while placing a hand on his shoulder. "Look, we are a bit paranoid of outsiders and since you were mistreated by me and my people...well, we all want to make it up to you." She turned to the crowd. "Right?"

They muttered a little.

"Right?" She said with a low growl.

They nodded quickly in fear with Ben raising an eyebrow.

"Look, how about you just go on with this festival and I go back to my room? Last thing I need is getting put on fire." he muttered.

Elizabeth sighed before grabbing the gold tickets from the announcer's hands and gave it to Ben. "We will let you stay at FrankeBlast Amusement Park and Resort, and well...I'll let you see the zoo. Not as a main attraction that is."

"...you're gonna make me accept it no matter what, aren't you?"

"Well yes, I don't want to be a jackass for my people's stupidity." She admitted with a light blush. "That and Viktoria might need a playmate. She's been talking about you a lot since I came home."

"Have not!" called out the small girl with a blush.

"You did." She deadpanned. "Even talked about your crush on-"

"La la la la!" spoke Viktoria covering her ears with Ben sweat dropping and sighing.

"Ok fine." He said. "But let me out."

She did so while picking him up. "Anything else?"

"Help me find something that's edible and I should be good."

"Alright." She said while picking him up and placed her on her shoulder. "I'll be your guide for the rest of the day."

"Uh...why are you putting me on your shoulder?"

"Because you look tired." She deadpanned. "Plus you did get stomped on. Again my apologies for that."

Ben grumbled before seeing her cleavage. He blushed as she carried him off while the people went back to doing what they were doing to celebrate the festival.

(A little later)

Ben blinked as he saw Elizabeth throwing a large torch at the Vladat effigy while the crowd cheered and set off rockets into the sky. He saw the effigy burn and catch on fire quickly which burned pink.

"Ah." She sighed while giving Ben a bag of normal popcorn. "An end to a great festival. To think I missed ten years of this for rare creatures for my zoo."

"They must have been worth it."

"Well yes, but it's both a hobby and a job to put food on the table."

"I take it things have been tough for the two of you?" asked Ben.

"Yep, especially when our father ran out on our hooker of a mother and she got addicted to corrodium shots." She grumbled. "Which made her perception on reality….shotty at best."

"I'm sorry to hear." Ben said.

"It's fine, we got through it. Heck, I spent my teenage days scrubbing animal dung off the cages until I got enough money to become a CEO."

"I take it it's pretty hard?"

"I did ten tons an hour. And that's usually after they get sick."

'Ew.'

"But at least I can go off world to find rare animals. That's a good thing."

"What kind did you find? Maybe I've seen a few."

"Well, been to the Andromeda Galaxy, got some animals from Mars, found a few Osmosians on their home planet, nearly landed in the sun-"

"Woah woah woah, back up. Landed IN the sun?"

"Nearly, but I was able to land on Mercury." She deadpanned.

"And the Osmosians?"

"Very rare, their planet was hidden in an invisible barrier of light, and they were very...hostile towards me."

"Wait! But they're mutants."

"...who told you that crap?"

(After recounting what happened)

"...they are stupid." Elizabeth deadpanned. "Osmosians are real and if they heard what he said, well they would fuse him to a volcano and let him burn."

"So Kevin IS an alien, I always did find him being a mutate a bit ridiculous. I mean, Azmuth or even my grandma would have spoken up if that was the case."

"Well, if I see those people on my travels, I'll tell them about the planet." She said. "That and tell them about crab face's lies."

Ben chuckled at the name. "Honestly I should have called him that when I had the chance."

"Since he's in the Null Void, why not just go there and tell him that yourself." She smirked. "With a harpoon gun."

"I might, minus the harpoon."

Elizabeth patted his head. "You're alright with me, although I wish you just told me before. You might have avoided the foot stomping all together."

"You saw what the others were about to do." he deadpanned.

"Yes, but they also fear me because I'm dangerous with a fusion cannon." She deadpanned back.

"A fusion cannon?"

"A cannon with the power to destroy mountains instantly. Made one myself as a kid." She puffed out her chest a little. "Not to brag, but I'm good with tech."

"Sounds like bragging." he teased.

She poked his face. "So says the male stripper."

"I'm not a stripper." he frowned. "It's not my fault Frankenstrike naturally doesn't have a shirt."

"Yet you didn't realize you were playing the part until today? Am I right?"

"I've used him before, tons of times."

"And?"

"And I just didn't notice!"

Elizabeth chuckled before whispering. "Want me to take you to your hotel room or take you out for dinner?"

He looked at her surprised and caught off guard. "Wait, you mean to make up for the whole putting me in a net, right?"

"Well duh, what else would I do? Drag you to the purple district and get into a love hotel?"

He turned red. "N-No! Of course not!"

"Then why are you blushing?" She teased.

"It's just...warm around here."

She chuckled. 'How adorable, for a human.'

'Why me?!' he thought in embarrassment.

(Later)

Ben blinked as Elizabeth dragged him to her house, which is a very small shack in the middle of two apartments, and sat him down on a wooden chair next to Viktoria. "Uh…"

"Hi." She smiled.

"Um…"

"What is it?" Elizabeth asked while walking to a small cooking pot.

"It's nothing, I just didn't expect to visit your place out of nowhere."

"You wanted dinner, so I brought you home for dinner."

"...oh." He sweatdropped while the little girl poked his omnitrix. "Hey!"

"Why can't you change into something more...normal?"

"The omnitrix is updating for the next forty two hours." he frowned. "I can't change until it's done."

"So...you're ugly for that long?"

"...by your species' standards, yes." he deadpanned.

"...ew." She gagged.

"Be nice Viktoria." Elizabeth deadpanned. "Or do I have to embarrass you by showing him your diary?"

"I'll be quiet!" She blushed while sipping her mouth.

'I wonder what's in it?' Ben thought.

"Dinner will he ready in a few minutes."

"Ok."

"And it's blue cheese soup."

Ben paled while getting images of his grandpa's cooking. 'Oh god.'

(About ten minutes later)

Viktoria kept on poking Ben's face while he could smell the blue cheese cooking in the pot.

"Stop that."

"Why?"

"It's annoying."

"So?"

"You don't see me doing the same to you." He frowned as Elizabeth placed a bowl of blue cheese soup next to him.

"Eat up."

He grabbed the spoon and looked at the bowl.

Only to see a lizard eyeball bobbing in the soup, blinking at him.

'Hope my stomach can handle it.' He thought while taking a bite of it.

GIRGLE!

Which lead to his stomach...well...becoming unwell to say the least.

'Oh no.' Ben thought before looking around for the bathroom.

GURGLE!

"Uh, where's the bathroom?"

"Down the hall." Elizabeth said. "But I have a no bathroom during dinner rule so don't even try it."

GURGLE!

"B-But I really need to use it."

"You can hold it."

GURGLE!

Ben felt his bowels about to explode as he started to hold his stomach. "I'm not kidding!"

"Just hold it." Elizabeth frowned as Ben felt his stomach turning inside out.

GURGLE!

And cue him running to the toilet.

"HEY!"

"SORRY!" He yelled while slamming the door shut.

She grumbled before hearing a loud explosion in the bathroom as Viktoria looked away.

'Must be her cooking...well at least it's not that bad...after the first ten times.'

'Oh I'm going to get him for that!'

(One month later)

Ben groaned as he was in his new hotel room, which looked a little more comfortable with soft pillows and large blankets, as he was resting on the bed...and ill from both food poisoning and a very dangerous case of diarrhea and the flu...all from a soup from a month ago!

To say the least, he wasn't having a good time as he had to stay in the room per the doctor's orders. But the good news was that he was a cultural hero now...which didn't help his condition in the slightest.

GURGLE!

By that, we mean he'd get visitors near the room who'd thank him and even leave a few gifts as thanks.

'I hate my stomach!' He thought in pain while his stomach was trying to kill itself.

GURGLE!

"When will it end?!" He cried out while not seeing Elizabeth, in a black shirt and blue pants, climbing up to the window and got inside while holding a boxed lunch. 'Ugh...I…need real food! Not...this poison!'

"Yo!"

He jumped and turned. "Elizabeth? What are you doing out there?"

"I came to give you some lunch." She placed the box on his lap. "Open it."

He hesitated a little before opening it, to reveal a sandwich with purple meat, blinking eyeballs and a tentacle wiggling in between the bread.

"It's my famous eyeball sandwich with a hint of Octodiablo meat for flavor." She smiled happily.

"Oh…thanks."

"Try some." She said while the eyes blinked at Ben, making him pale as his stomach started to get sick...again.

GURGLE!

"M-Maybe later."

Elizabeth blinked. "But I worked hard on the sandwich." She then pulled a cattle prod from her cleavage. "Do I have to use this on you?"

His eyes widened and gulped. "Uh...no?"

She turned it on as sparks licked the air. "What was that?"

'Shit!' he gulped before taking a bite out of the sandwich.

Only to pass out from the indescribable pain.

(One hour later)

"...en. Ben? Ben?" said a voice while Ben slowly opened his eyes. "Ben!"

"Ugh...what hit me?"

"Oh thank heavens, are you ok?"

He turned to see a worried Elizabeth. "What happened?"

"You passed out for a day after eating my sandwich. I think you passed out because I added a little mayonnaise to it."

'I don't think it was that.' Ben thought while seeing the sandwich next to him.

"So...you feel better?"

"No, I'm still sick."

She snapped her fingers. "Fuck!" 'I thought that sandwich would fix it!'

"Maybe I could get some antacid."

"...what?"

"You know, medicine for the stomach."

"Oh that, they don't exist in the Anur System because we have a strong immunity to illnesses."

'Minus humans.' He sweatdropped while his stomach gurgled again.

Elizabeth gave him a purple card from her cleavage. "Viktoria wanted me to give you a Get well card."

He took the card and saw a doodle of himself, with a pimple covered face, with the words 'Get well soon' written in red crayon. "Well that was nice of her."

"She was blushing when she asked me."

'...oh boy.'

"Besides being sick, are you having a good time?"

"Honestly, no. I've been in bed for a month and I lost one month on my nine month vacation to an illness."

"Well you still have plenty of time to turn that around." She said while having a predatory smirk. "Maybe some exercise might fix that bug of yours."

"I'm not so sure."

"Why not? We aren't going to leave the room to do exercises, hell we can do it on that bed if you want to."

"Uh...what KIND of exercise did you have in mind?"

She pulled out a dildo from her cleavage, one with a cattle prod stuck inside it. "You know, the bedroom type."

Ben's eyes widened, turned red, and started to hear his watch beep.

"Update complete. All functions accessible now."

'FINALLY!'

"So want to have a go?"

Beep beep.

"Yo." Alice's voice said from the omnitrix. "You can come back to the ship now, also the AI is a bitch. Like she wouldn't even talk to m-"

"Already there!" he spoke before slamming down on the watch and became Big Chill before he went flying through the roof.

"...BEN!"

Big Chill flew away before getting hit by a red light.

(On the ship)

And reappeared on the ship.

"So how was Anur Transyl?"

"You mean besides spending the whole time with food poisoning?"

"...so no bonfires?"

"No, but I did almost get lucky, if you can even call it that. Get this, it was the woman who's the big sister to Viktoria, that little girl I mentioned I ran into. Apparently her sister is in charge of a zoo here, and nearly got me with a dildo I'm pretty sure would have killed me."

"Name?"

"Elizabeth Hook."

"Scanning...oh boy. She's a level fifty bounty hunter and poacher known to steal rare and endangered species, for a profit. Also known to cause ten bar fights in a single year."

"A poacher?" he went wide eyed while changing back. "You mean she's a criminal? Oh man, just perfect." he facepalmed. "Now I'm gonna get flake when I get back for NOT arresting her."

"She's also known for being a fem fatale and being the 'eternal bachelorette' because of her temper and hate of bigots. Also loves her sister to a fault."

"Her cooking alone is toxic. I thought my stomach was gonna explode over and over." he sighed. "Please tell me you have some antacid."

"Yes. Second compartment near the bed." Alice said while Ben went to get the medicine. "Our next stop is the moon of Luna Lobo, the home of the Loboans. And we're in luck, it's close by."

"Maybe I should pass and just stay here for a month. It might be safer."

"No. You will be on that moon even if I have to use you as a planetary missile to get you there." She said in a synthetic growl before smiling. "Plus its a beautiful place full of trees, and nice people."

He groaned.

"Also the moon got warped to the Null Void several years ago in an accidental teleportation malfunction. So if you see any Null Guardians, that's only because of the accident and they are being used as cattle for the Loboans."

"Duly noted."

"So, ready to go to the moon or do you need a few minutes for the medicine to kick in?"

"Give me a sec, I don't wanna go out and use some leaves for toilet paper if my stomach goes nuts again."

"The medicine is a fast reactiventh. So it will heal your stomach and keep you from farting in a Loboan's nose. They really find that really offensive."

Ben lightly blushed with a frown. "Thanks for that."

"You're welcome." Alice smiled. "So ready to go camping?"

"Well-"

"Oh and one more thing, the population is split a little into different tribes, those that a feral and those that are civilized, so be very careful or you might get eaten by the non speaking ones."

"...now you tell me." He deadpanned while the ship flew towards a purple moon and hit him with a red light.

(On the planet)

-Luna Lobo-

And appeared in a densely thick forest of blue trees and purple grass as he couldn't see the ground at all, or his feet for that matter.

"Ok, note to self, don't burn the place down." He muttered to himself while taking his first step into the unknown, and heard howling in the distance. "Ok, I need someone fast and who can blend in."

As he looked at the omnitrix, he didn't notice that he got lost in the trees and was heading towards a large cliffside that was obscured by ten mile high trees.

"Ok, um...no, no, Rath isn't a good idea...Chamalien? No, too obvious with the eyes." he muttered. "I could try something that flies and is fast, but knowing me I'd crash into a tree."

That was when he noticed his feet wasn't touching anything.

"Eh?" He looked down and scream as he went crashing into a valley full of prickly bushes and covered in thick thorny vines.

POKE!

"AHHHHHHH!" He cried out in pain while he got out of the bushes, but noticed a thorn was lodged in the omnitrix itself, not deep nor as dangerous as him losing the lens, but it looked a little serious.

"Error, ten minute adjustment till foreign substance is expelled from mainframe."

"Aw great, perfect." he grumbled while not seeing the purple, green, and blue eyes staring at him from the bushes. "What else can go wrong?"

SWIP!

"Ow!" He held his neck and pulled out a small dart with a blue branch as the base and purple sap on the sharp end of it. "What the...ugh…" he groaned feeling his body going numb and fell down.

The eyes moved closer as they obscured the screen.

(Later)

Ben groaned while slowly opening his eyes, only to notice that he was tied up, on a large blue log, and right over a blazing fire as several Loboans with white fur and blue bark like armor covering their arms and chest, used a small wooden crank to turn him around the blazing inferno. "Ugh...hey...what's going on?"

An old Loboan with the skull of a very large version of his species and holding a long staff covered in thorns looked him over and squinted his eyes. "Mmm, young, a bit tender, mmm...perfect sacrifice for the great god Lycaona."

"Sacrifice?" Ben jolted. "Woah woah woah, let's talk this over pal."

"No." He said while looking at an effigy of a giant stone Loboan with five heads, ten arms, and had a skull of an unknown animal in its jaws. "Tonight's the harvest moon, and we must please the great ancestor Lycaona must be fed a sacrifice for a good harvest."

"Can't you go with a decent sized pig or maybe some meatloaf? That stuff's way better than me. I mean I'm all skinny and not really all that beefy."

The elder ignored him while bowing to the stature. "Oh great Lycacona, god of the White Jaw tribe and deliverer of our kind, we offer you this animal as an offering to you oh god of victory, so we shall have a good harvest this year."

Ben blinked before noticing a large crowd of Loboans were watching him getting roasted alive. He squirmed while feeling sluggish and felt himself sweat. "Listen, if you want a sacrifice, I can get you something WAY bigger, I just need you to untie me and-"

BANG!

"OW!" He yelled as a guard hit him with a large stick to the noggin.

"Silence, you will be quiet and go to the great hunting grounds with dignity."

Ben winced before scowling. "Hey buddy, mind answering me a question? How long was I out for?"

"Ten minutes, the hahoo sap kept you from feeling the heat until just now." He said while licking his lips.

"That's all I needed to know." he spoke before reaching for the watch and dialed at random. "Because I'm NOT getting sacrificed today!"

FLASH!

Ben blinked as he turned into Blitzwolfer, making the crowd gasp and look horrified.

As for the elder, he nearly had a heart attack.

'Um...this is new.'

"Um..."

"Um…"

The crowd muttered while looking a little uneasy now.

"As I was saying, not today!" he broke the ropes and got up with a glare. "I don't mean to interrupt this, but find something else to cook, I'm NOT on the menu."

"And you will not be a sacrifice." The elder said. "Because, even if you look like us...the great god Lycacona does not condone the sacrifice of our kind, a taboo worthy of divine retribution."

"...wait, what?"

A guard whispered to him. "When the great god defeated the soul stealers from the moon ages ago, he saw that we were eating our kind, so he destroyed our ancestors except for one with lightning from the earth. He gave us the decree that should we slip to our barbaric ways again, the great god will destroy the world with fire from the heavens."

"So ...as long as I'm Blitzwolfer, you can't sacrifice me?"

"No, we won't kill you regardless of form. It's odd but...you're one of the tribe now."

"I am? How?"

"You smell like an old tribe member, he couldn't talk and has the same body structure as you, but...he went feral and vanished from the planet ten years go."

"Oh...sorry to hear." 'Are they talking about the Yenaldooshi?'

"It is fine, he was a bad influence on the kits." He deadpanned. "But since you are one of us in body and...well body, you are part of the White Jaw tribe now."

He blinked and looked back at the elder. "Uh...so I'm safe?"

He nodded before wacking him with his staff. "Now you're a member."

"OW! What was that for?!"

"It's a tradition for new members of the tribe, the elders must whack the head of the kit or hunter with the sacred staff of Lycacona."

"Gee, thanks." grumbled Blitzwolfer rubbing the spot. 'That's smarts."

The elder sighed while looking at the guards and crowd. "Hunters. Let us hunt for another sacrifice before the harvest moon fades from the sky. And hurry, the great god hungers for food!"

They all let out cries before they took off running into the forest.

Blitzwolfer sighed before the elder looked at him.

"Why have you come to this planet?"

"You mean moon right?"

"...what? This is a planet not a moon."

"No, it's a moon."

"It is planet, so says the great god Lycacona."

'This is going to take a while...so better answer the first question.' "I'm on vacation."

"...so you chose a planet with tribes that would eat you alive as a vacation spot?" The elder said in disbelief.

"It's not like there was that many options around."

"..."

"It's true!"

The elder sighed. "If you want to stay here, you must hunt with us and be supervised by my granddaughter."

"Can't I just call it a day and go on break?"

"Yes, but for the rest of your time here, you must at least hunt one animal a day under my granddaughter's protection."

"Protection? Look, I get you might not know me, but I don't need protection."

"The forest has poisonous sap and deep chasms within its domain."

"So?"

"Can you see or hear in the dark, without that shape you have taken?"

"Well I do have a few other aliens that could."

"But do you know what is edible and which is not?"

"..."

"That is why my granddaughter will accompany you."

"Ok ok, fine." He grumbled while not seeing someone right next to him.

"Oh Gévau." The elder said while seeing the person next to Ben. "I was about to call you."

"What is it grandfather?"

Ben jumped while seeing a very small female Loboan, with pure white fur, red eyes, wearing blue bark armor on her arms and chest, an F cup chest and small ass, had slightly spiky hair on her head, and a stump where the tail should be, right next to him while holding a blue staff in her left hand.

"I want you to protect this kit here." The elder pointed to the other Loboan. "And try not to trip on anything while doing it."

"Yes grandfather."

"Uh, hey there, the name's Blitzwolfer, at least right now."

"..." she looked at him before saying. "Too tall, not a fan of tall Loboans."

'Well she's definitely blunt.' He sweatdropped before seeing her tip on her foot, went falling back and landed on a table as it went flying into the distance.

CRASH!

"YEOW!" yelled a male Loboan in pain.

"Ow...sorry." Gévau lightly blushed. "My bad."

"Uh, does that happen a lot?"

"A lot." The elder said. "Since birth."

"So she's a natural klutz, and you want her to protect me?"

"She's a good warrior, Gévau is just clumsy." He said. "Although…"

"Although what?"

"Once a year she gets too clumsy and starts a disaster. But she's not due for one in another nine months." 'I hope, we don't need another forest fire or death by a Lycacona blessed claw.'

"Wait, it's so bad there's a due date for a huge calamity? Isn't that something you should try and find a solution to?"

"We prayed to every god in our pantheon, but nothing works." The elder said before walking away. "But you will keep an eye on her and she will protect you, a match made in the great hunting grounds."

"I don't think that's how it works."

But the elder ignored him as Gévau got up and walked next to him.

"So, ready for a hunting trip or something sir?" She asked with a salute.

"Well it's not like I've got many other choice right now, other than bolting." he grumbled.

"If you bolt, the tribe will hunt you down and brand you with a hot poker." She sweatdropped. "It's not pretty at all."

Beep beep beep beep.

FLASH!

"Damn it! I forgot to lock him in."

Gévau looked at him before poking his cheek a little. "You are definitely shorter than me...and squishy."

"I could call you being furry and a real klutz you know." He deadpanned before getting poked on the cheeks again.

'So soft, like mushroom tops.'

"Are you gonna keep doing that or are we gonna go hunting?"

She blinked. "Right, just follow me and don't get lost."

"Got it." He said while watching the girl walking away, just as he saw the stump on her tail. 'I wonder what happened?'

(Later)

Ben hit a tree face first while trying to see in the dark, which was very hard, as Gévau was right next to him. "Ow!"

"Hush, you'll scare the prey away."

"Hey, I can't see that well, cut me some slack." He grumbled.

"Yet your cries of pain can be heard for miles, and I don't want the other tribes to hear us. Especially the ferals." She muttered the last part while making sure nothing was sneaking up on the two of them.

"If something happens, we can take it."

Gévau turned to him. "The White Jaw tribe is a fairly...less influential tribe. We don't have many allies and most see the worship of Lycacona as pagan or old fashioned. That's why our tribe avoids the others and keeps to ourselves."

"But we can still take them right?"

"...no." She sighed. "We can't, especially with my bad luck."

Ben looked at her with some pity and shook his head. "Are you gonna pull that?"

"What?"

"Look, I might not be all happy with getting sucked into hunting, especially after dealing with horrible food poisoning, but if you start saying 'we can't do it because I'm unlucky', I'm gonna have to wake you up to reality. I get it, you're a little klutzy, but so was I when I first got this watch. You have no idea how many times I messed up because I didn't know what I was doing, but I got better."

"...have you accidentally set fire to a sacred grove? Or accidentally paralyzed someone off a cliff?" She said sadly. "Because...I've been unlucky and clumsy since I was born."

"No, but I did almost get my cousin killed, nearly let Vilgax take over when he took the watch, and almost lost my home to an interdimensional demon who for a sec took over the world. Even if you mess up, it's sticking with the bad parts of your life and not learning from them that's gonna suck. Don't you want to change all that?"

"A little but…." She looked at her feet. "I don't think the gods will cure me of my clumsy nature."

Ben sighed at this. "Then you have to cure it on your own. With your own actions."

Gévau blinked. "Cure it...by myself?"

"Yeah, just try and turn it around, use it to your advantage. And if that doesn't work, try again until you think you got it right. After all, I went through a similar situation when I was younger, just a dweeb that got bullied and acted without thinking of the consequences. Still do that occasionally, but I'm trying my hardest to turn my life from a childish viewpoint to something better. I've stumbled and almost caused a lot of problems in my life, but I kept on going even with my own shortcomings. What I'm trying to say is well...just be yourself and improve upon your own shortcomings." he finished while taking a deep breath as she looked at him in surprise.

"..."

'Hopefully she's not upset.' He thought before seeing the stub of a tail move a little.

"...thank you." Gévau said with a sincere smile. "No ones ever been this...considerate before. And your words...they ring like a child of Lycacona."

"Well you tend to get an eyeful on smart stuff when you have a dweeb of a cousin."

"Still, thank you." She said. "Thank you sir."

"It's Ben."

"Ben...strange name."

"So is Gévau."

"Hey! Gévau means killer of rocks!" She howled before accidentally tripping on a rock and sent a sound blast right into the forest, causing several trees to break and fall to the ground like thunder.

BOOOOM!

"Well that's sure to get some attention." Ben sweatdropped before seeing several feral looking Loboans with black fur and drooling mouths charging at them. "Shit!"

"It's the Black Tail tribe! Run for it!"

"No way!" he frowned before dialing in and slammed on the watch before transforming into Four Arms. "We came to hunt, and I'm gonna show them what I'm made of. Bring it on you mangy mutts!"

They growled before one of them went for Four Arm's jugular.

"GAH!"

"GRRRRR!" It growled while the others jumped at the Tetramand with beastial hunger.

Four Arms growled and let out a roar before slamming two together and grabbed the one at his neck before prying it off and slammed it on top of the other before he delivered two hard punches to both cheeks which knocked some teeth out. "Bad dogs!"

Gévau knocked one out with her staff while the leader, which looked like he was missing half his face, jumped at Four Arms and howled right in his face.

"WOOOOOOOO!"

Four Arms covered his ears and got several cuts across the chest. "AHHH!"

That was when Gévau noticed a feral Loboan jumping to the nearest tree quickly as it got really to land on Four Arms.

"Look out!"

Four Arms turned and got knocked down when it landed on him.

"RAW RAW RAW!" It barked while biting at Four Arm's face, which caused drool to land on his face.

WHACK!

It went flying as Gévau slammed her staff at the feral, only for it to crash into a tree and break it, sending the giant plant crashing down on several Black Tail members that were hiding in the bushes.

"GRRRR!" The leader growled before charging at Gévau with the intent of eating her.

"You will not devour me!" She growled before howling at the leader just as Four Arms punched another feral into the distance.

"And stay down!" He cracked his knuckles before seeing the two Loboans having a sonic blast battle that nearly destroyed the trees nearby, and the sound barrier too. He covered his ears with his hands and gritted his teeth since it was making his ears ring.

The sound waves looked evenly matched, except the leader's sonic blast was getting really stronger and overtaking Gévau.

'I must stop this feral before he eats me!' she thought trying to yell with all her might.

However, the feral leader moved closer to the woman as Four Arm got an idea and turned into Echo Echo and multiplied a few hundred times.

"Hey!" They called out to the feral as it turned to him with its eyes. "Try this on for size! WALL OF SOUND!"

Several Echo Echos let out a blast of sound that sent the feral flying back.

As well as causing Gévau extreme pain in her ears as the leader crashed into a tree and-

CRACK!

Broke its neck on the collision with the hard bark.

Echo Echo grimaced and became one while averting his eyes.

Gévau groaned in pain while covering her ears. "Ow...that hurt...so much…"

"Sorry."

"It's...fine." She groaned before seeing the dead Loboan. "..."

Echo Echo covered his mouth and ran over behind a tree and let out his lunch.

Gévau moved towards the corpse before digging a hole and placed it into the hole.

Echo Echo finished puking and took notice of her actions. "Ugh, what are you doing?"

"It's customary to bury a warrior in a proper grave, Lycacona mandates we bury our enemies and allies in the ground, no matter what crimes or actions they took in life."

"Well...that's something." He said while changing back.

"Thank you for saving me Ben."

"I should say the same to you, you really saved my skin with that whack on the face."

"Well, I couldn't let my…" She lightly blushed. "Friend get hurt now could I?"

"I'm just glad we didn't lose our heads, I thought that one was gonna tear my throat open."

"I thought the same thing." Gévau admitted. "But...I think I got the hang of my clumsy nature. But still." She licked Ben on the face a little. "At least you're safe."

Ben looked at her in surprise and confusion. "Uh…"

"It was a sign of friendship." She said. "Now if I liked you more then once, that's just inappropriate."

"Oh! Yeah, I can get that, it's sorta like how dogs on earth do that to people they like."

"...a dog? What's a dog?" She asked while looking completely lost.

"Canine companions to people, smaller and walk on all fours."

"...so a kit?"

"No, never mind." 'She is definitely one of those people who never went into space. Or off the moon.'

"So, shall we find something to bring back to the village?"

"Works for me."

"Oh and one more thing." She said before brushing his hair to the side. "Your fur was crooked."

"You mean my hair."

"Yes, you're fur."

Ben sweatdropped while Gévau started walking away. "Hey come back!"

(Two months later)

It was a quiet day in the White Jaw village, nice, calm, lots of sacrifices to the various Loboan deities going on. And Ben was actually relaxing, well slightly as he still had to Hunt for his own food and all, but overall, this was a nice moon to have a vacation on...except for one tiny thing.

Gévau was licking him all the time, at least once a day!

Right now he was leaning against a tree to try and take a nap.

The only problem was that the tree was making him itchy.

'Why are all the trees here either poisonous or itchy?!' He thought while scratching his lower back. 'It's like everything here wants to kill something.'

As he was busy scratching, he didn't notice Gévau on top of the tree, looking at her prey.

'Hopefully I don't mess up and crash into grandfather...again.' She thought while calculating the angle and wind speed of her jump. She bent her legs before jumping up and came falling down.

CRASH!

Right on top of Ben's stomach.

"OW!"

"Oops, I was supposed to aim for the ground next to him...my bad."

"Gévau!? What the heck was that for?!"

LICK!

And cue a messy lick to the face by the Loboan as Ben's hair stuck up like a mohawk.

"Gah! Stop that!" he cried trying to push her head back.

"Sorry." She said while licking him again.

"Gah!" he let out trying to stand as she leaned against him with the tongue going all around his face. 'Yuck! Why is...wait. One time means she's my friend so more then one is….'

And cue a bad image in his head involving a bed and a naked Ben.

'...OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THE OTHER TWO!' he thought in panic with a blush.

LICK!

'This might be inappropriate but...I can't stop myself! He's so nice and fluffy!' she thought before Ben managed to push her face away and took off running. "Wait Ben, come back!"

'I think I stayed here long enough! I better get in contact with Alice before I get into some kind of sex ritual!'

"Come back!"

Beep beep.

"Hey human, I'm just calling to see about your progress-"

"BEAM ME UP!"

"Why?"

"JUST DO IT!"

And cue him getting hit by a red light.

(Back on the ship)

And appeared on the ship.

"So how was Luna Lobos? Did you enjoy the forests?" Alice asked the still slobber covered human.

"The hunting part took some getting used to, and the plants were deadly, but it was better than the other two, before I started getting a third girl into me!"

"So you became a member of what tribe?"

"The White Jaw."

"Ah, those guys are one of the few tribes that condone cannibalism and the old gods. They are friendly with outsiders but...are a bit touchy when it comes to technology. Heck they don't even believe that Luna Lobos is a moon, but that's the case with all of the tribes. So who's the lucky girl?"

"Ugh, Gévau."

"Tracking down data…..mmm besides the elder's daughter, the only data I got was that she once started the Great Forestfire of Nineteen Fifty. And oh boy, that little fire caused many tribes to go off world and become servants of the Ectounite Empire. Well...at least that didn't happen right?"

"Wait what?!"

"Apparently she did it as a baby so...technically she doesn't know that she started a civilization revolution or destruction of half of the moon's wide acre forests."

"Uh…yeah make sure she never hears about that. I had to tell her she can change her own luck, and that might knock her back down."

"I hope so. Anyway, the next planet is Anur Khufos, although it will take a week to get there."

"That's fine."

"Also." Alice said before changing Ben's clothes again into frilly pink girl pajamas. "They missed you~"

He frowned before turning into Grey Matter and slipped through them and walked away. "Not happening."

Only for the hands to put a Galvan sized version of the pajamas on him.

"I'm always prepared~"

'FUCK!' He thought before the ship started up and flew away from Luna Lobo.

(One week later)

"Are we there yet?" Ben asked.

"No."

"But it's been a week already."

"Yes, but we will be there in approximately four hours. So please wait and drink your tea."

He grumbled while drinking a china tea cup with flowers on it while wearing his girly pajamas, looking at the void of space. "You know I could start ripping these up."

"If you do, then I might accidentally drop you into a black hole." Alice countered. "So don't diss the cute pajamas pal."

"You do know other colors other than pink are cute too, right?"

"Yes."

"So why pink?"

"Because, you look good in pink mister half Anodite." Alice chuckled.

"Look, my grandma already said I don't have the spark like Gwen."

"My scans show that you do have the DNA of an Anodite. And I'm never wrong, unlike a certain AI that happens to contain said DNA but hoards it away like gold."

Ben looked at the omnitrix while it glowed a pinkish color.

"See! It has it yet acts like a greedy pig!"

Ben sweatdropped at this. "Were you always like this?"

"Like what? A cute AI with a good personality?"

"I was gonna say real expressive."

"Oh that, I just got the programming from my creator."

"And that's?"

"A secret~"

'Of course it is.' He thought before seeing a reddish planet with long mountains of red and a desert spanning for miles.

"Oh that was quick. Welcome to Anur Khufos, home of the Thep Khufan and home of the largest deposit of corrodium in existence. Also fun fact, the elite of the planet live in tombs while the poor don't, been like that since the days of the first High Pharaoh, over ten million years ago."

"Did they ever happen to come to Earth in the past? I'm curious on whether or not the Egyptians got inspiration or it was the other way around."

"No no, they never came to earth, it was the opposite. The ancient people of Atlantis and Mu were the first to use space technology to travel the universe before they went extinct. Their culture is recorded in the Plumber Archives under Atlantis Anur contact."

"So people have been to space before? I'll have to keep that in mind for later."

"Fun fact, the currency on this planet is gold. It used to be corrodium but...that lead to a lot of planets turning into wastelands. So they just use it for making tombs or to make obelisks, although the planet has a lot of red granite to exploit. Oh and before I drop you off, there isn't any water on the planet."

"So if I stay here I'm screwed." he frowned before looking at the watch. "Then again...the Thep Khufan can survive without a drop, right?"

"Yes, they evolved to survive anything. But they do eat Thep Sobekas, which are small bloated lizards with water sacks on their necks which stores water from the air and allows them to stave off dehydration."

"Alright, this time I'm locking in because I am NOT gonna take the chance." He said before getting hit by a flash of red.

(On the planet)

-Anur Khufos-

And landed in a very hot red desert with giant mountains of spiky red granite in the distance. And got hit with the dry heat in the air.

"Oh god it's so hot!" He gasped while sweating like a pig while his clothes began to stink. He reached the watch and quickly dialed in the alien and slammed down.

And turned into Snare-Oh, who started to cool off a little due to the bandages.

"Oh thank god! And here I thought I was going to turn into Ripjaws or something." he sighed while feeling himself cool down already. "Ok, time to bio-lock this baby." he turned the symbol around a little before there was a beep. "Alright, I'm good and safe. Now which way should I start walking? I don't see any towns."

The sand blew in his face while he saw nothing but empty space and spiky rocks.

"Figures the ship would drop me off far away from civilization. Probably for a laugh when I tried to ditch those pajamas." He grumbled before walking eastwards.

(Many weeks of seeing sand later)

"WHERE IS ANYONE?!" Snare-oh yelled out while in the middle of the desert, very annoyed, frustrated, and tired of walking in circles and eating lizards and storing corrodium within himself like a starving dog. "How much farther do I have to walk?! I feel like I'm walking in the same spot over and over and over again!"

As he kept on screaming, tiny bloated lizards with purple scales and tiny spikes scurried by him like a flash.

"Is it some kind of sick punishment?!" he asked. "Am I meant to wander around lost and lose my mind?! All I wanted was some time off! TIME OFF!"

That was when he saw something in the distance, a figure covered by a small sandstorm.

Snare-oh ran towards the figure, only to find it was a rock formation in the shape of a Thep Khufan. He cried out and started to lash out his bandages at the ground in frustration. "AHHHHHHHHH!"

As he did this, he didn't notice another object in the distance, until he saw it that is and looked very suspicious.

"What's that? Am I seeing things again? Great, I really AM losing it." He grumbled while walking towards the object. "If it's another rock, I'm destroying it."

But as he got closer, he noticed it was a large red wall with a wide gateway in the middle of it as two Thep Khufan guards with large spears in their hands kept watch, although Snare-oh thought it was a mirage.

"Wow, this one's bigger than me at least."

"Halt." Both guards said at once. "State your business."

"I want in." He said. "And if you're a rock, I'm going to end you."

Both looked at the other while thinking the same thing. 'He's loony.'

"I'm not gonna fall for it, so just turn back to normal. I'm at the point where I'm NOT someone you wanna...what am I doing, I'm talking to a mirage."

PUNCH!

"OW!" He yelled as the guard on the right have him an uppercut to the face.

"Can a mirage hurt you?" Both asked at the same time.

Snare-oh shook his head and blinked. "Wait...you mean...you're real?"

"We are." Both said at once. "Fool."

"Oh thank god!" cried the hero. "I've been wandering around for...I don't even know how long, but it's long enough to make a person go nuts!"

"Why have you come to Isistoplis?" Both guards asked at once.

"Would you believe vacation?"

Both stared blankly at him while pointing their spears to the side in an 'X' position. "Only merchants and caravans are allowed in the capital."

"Come on guys, I get you don't know me, but I'm not here to cause trouble. I just wanna find a bed, and pass out for about a month."

"No exceptions." Both said at once while Snare-oh had to think carefully about his next action.

'I could take them down, but there might be more of them and it's possible they might be more experienced at well...being themselves then I am as Snare-oh.'

"Leave now."

"Or else."

Snare-oh groaned. "Wait, I'm a...um...harem inspector."

Both looked at him blankly while a little speechless.

'I'm desperate ok!' He thought. "And I'm here to inspect the harems here."

"..."

"..."

Snare-oh gulped before the spears moved away.

"Then proceed." Both said at once. "For there are many harems in Isistoplis, mostly with the slave traders and priests."

'Wow that worked.' he thought before the gate opened up and he headed inside. 'Not like I'm complaining.'

As he walked inside, one of the guards turned to the other.

"So you want a loony in the city?"

"Yes, that way he will get lost in the slave markets and get sent to a corrodium mine."

"He he, how evil you are Set."

"Well I am a little naughty Osiris."

Both laughed at this while the gates shut.

(Inside the city)

Snare-oh looked around at the busy and crowded streets with street vendors and a few performers.

All of them Thep Khufan and wearing very traditional egyptian grabs as some either were building giant temples of stone or busy buying scrolls made out of lizard skin.

"Wow, wonder which of these buildings is a hotel, or whatever they call them here." He muttered before turning a corner and saw a dirty alleyway with several Thep Khufans, all with dirty bandages and naked, just sitting behind corners or laying flat on the ground with their faces covered in sand. 'Ok...that's definitely not a good sign.' he stopped and looked at them with sympathy. 'Don't they have anywhere to go, or are they all homeless?'

One looked at him, a small child with no arms, and crawled towards Snare-oh. "Money sir? Please?"

Snare-oh felt his heart break seeing this and crouched down to lift the child up. "I'm sorry, but I don't have any on me."

"Oh…" the child looked down. "Food?"

"No."

"..."

'No child should have to go through this. There must be something I can do.' He thought while noticing something in the distance and walked towards it...and regretted it as well….

"Come and get your new servant!" yelled a fat Thep Khufan male while several Thep Khufans, old and young, were chained up in corrodium chains and bounded by stone blocks. "Only fifty gold coins per man!"

Saw something that made his blood boil. He narrowed his eyes seeing them getting sold off and clenched his hands. 'They're selling slaves in broad daylight, and not one person is speaking up about it. Is this something that's been around their whole species life?'

As Snare-oh's mind was preoccupied by hate, he saw a child getting taken away from his mother, something that really made him snap inside.

'Ok, THAT'S IT! Vacation or no vacation, I'm putting a stop to this right now!'

"And for this fine specimen." The male said while pointing a gold stick as a young boy. "He is only one hundred coins, but he will get used to any job or occupation you set your minds to. Oh and we have a buyer! Come on up and get your servant."

A tall male Thep Khufan with golden bandages and a long orange robe walked up to the child and grabbed the chain around the boy's neck. "Come along boy, your body is required at my brothel."

"No please!" he cried out tugging at the chain.

The male tugged harder while causing the boy's bandages to break a little. "You don't have a choice now MOVE!"

"AH!"

"HEY BUDDY!"

The male turned and got slugged in the face by Snare-oh. "GAH!" He stumbled back while letting the chain go. "Who dares attack a noble of Isistoplis?!"

"I dare!" he spoke making the others gasp. "I'm not gonna let this go on, part of your culture or not!"

The man frowned. "You peasant! I will send the Horus Warriors on you for this affront!"

"What's the matter? A 'noble' too scared to fight me on his own?" he mocked. "I'll bet you couldn't fight me one on one if you tried."

The man growled at this before forming a large sword with corrodium from his right arm. "This will be your last affront, peasant!"

Snare-oh held his fists up as the noble charged, but he avoided the swings before stretching his right arm back and slammed it right into his cheek, making him fall to the side while the onlookers gasped and murmured.

"You…" he growled while Snare-oh placed a foot on his face. "Gah!"

"You know, I've dealt with a lot of bastards trying to destroy my world and the universe, but being a hero doesn't mean I'm all good and nice. There are some things that piss me too far off, and it takes everything I have not to lose it. I don't care who you are, or what you think you are, but if you think I'm gonna stay here and let you treat someone from your own race as a slave, then you're wrong."

The noble growled as several large Thep Khufans ran towards Snare-oh, but their bandages were a blackish color, the long flowing robes were blue and gold in color, and their heads resembles a gold headpiece in the shape of a hawk's beak, as gold swords and spears were in their hands. "You will...regret it."

"By the orders of the High Pharaoh, you will release the son of Anubiza or face the might of the Horus Warriors." They all said at once while the crowd became completely quiet.

"Hey, I'm not taking him captive. He's free to run away if he wants, I'm just taking a stand and making it clear that I'm not a fan of letting slavery go on here."

They pointed their swords and staffs at him while balls of wind appeared on each tip. "Release the son of Anubiza, or be tried as a criminal."

"What part of me is holding him? I'm fighting him, not trying to ransom him off. He can go right now." Snare-oh said while getting blasted by a ball of wind so powerful that he got knocked out as one of the warriors grabbed him by the neck.

"Bring him to the palace for trial." spoke the captain. "This fool needs to be taught a lesson in disobeying the Horus Warriors and the laws of Raza."

"Yes captain!"

Snare-oh wound up getting dragged with the onlookers watching.

(Later)

-The palace-

Snare-oh groaned while opening his eyes, only to find himself in corrodium chains, getting dragged into a palace made of pure gold and red granite as several large corrodium statues and tombs dotted the hallways and gardens of the outer palace. "Ugh...where am I?"

"Quiet." spoke a Horus Warrior while dragging the hero into the inner palace, which was very cold and had gold busts and statues of various noblemen and ladies about fifty stories high, on the sides of the structure. "Or I will rip out your face."

'Not like I haven't heard that before.' He thought before noticing a large golden throne in the shape of a large lion, but with two snakes coming from its shoulders, in the distance while a large veiled silk curtain of the darkest purple covered the throne. 'Ok...this is weird.'

That was when a tall Thep Khufan male with a very skinny body, a cobra like hood, red and gold bandages, and had a slight limp on one of his legs, walked from behind the throne and looked at the Horus Warrior.

"What is it? The High Pharaoh is busy." He spoke with a slight lisp.

"This trouble maker here attacked a son of Anubiza in public at the slave market." The warrior said. "And he was rambling about other worlds."

"He sounds mad." The male said. "Throw him in the dungeon."

"Yes vizer." The guard said while dragging Snare-oh away, only for a figure to walk behind the curtain and sit on the throne.

"Zafar." spoke a calm yet innocent voice. "What is going on here?"

"Oh nothing High Pharaoh Hathor." The tall vizer bowed. "Just a mad peasant, nothing more."

"Someone who's speaking up!" Snare-oh snapped. "And I'm not mad!"

"Then speak." Hathor said with slight interest. "Your High Pharaoh wills it."

"It's called having a problem with you guys allowing slaves around here."

"..." The figure looked at the vizer from behind the curtain. "Didn't you tell me that slavery was reserved only for the worst of criminals?"

"Why yes my High Pharaoh." He bowed. "It is so, but this man here is a criminal for harming a member of the fifteen houses."

"I see…and what exactly happened there?" The figure said to the green Thep Khufan. "And state your name and family line."

"The sicko was buying a kid for his brothel, and it was only AFTER he was taken right from his own mother, I saw it all!"

"A light lie your holiness." The vizer said. "There were no children in the documentations."

"...I see, you were never wrong before." The figure said. "But what is your name and family line, green one?"

"Well he is now." spat Snare-oh. "You can call me Snare-oh right now, and I'm not from here."

"..." The figure wet silent before turning to Zafar. "Is he mad?"

"That he is your holiness, and I suggest we throw him in the dungeons, for protection that is."

"I don't know, it sounds...grizzly." The figure admitted with a shiver.

"I mean I'm not naturally a Thep Khufan."

All three looked at him like he was mad while Snare-oh grumbled.

'Yep, try don't believe me at all.'

"Send him to the dungeons." Hathor said while Snare-oh groaned again.

"Omnitrix, deactivate bio-lock."

"Acknowledged. Bio-lock function deactivated."

FLASH!

And transformed back into Ben making all of them jump as the guards dropped him.

"Ow." He groaned. "A little easier next time."

Zafar looked flabbergasted as High Pharaoh Hathor looked very surprised. "Get that...thing out of the palace-"

"Zafar." Hathor spoke up. "Not yet, I want to know what this thing is first."

"As you wish my High Pharaoh."

"So...beast." The figure said. "What are you and what should I call you?"

"Human, Ben, and damn, I forgot how hot it was here." He panted while fanning himself.

"A human, I think I heard of you." Hathor said. "Aren't you an atlantean?"

"No."

"Then how can you be human?"

"There ARE other civilizations besides that one."

"...oh." The figure said in a surprised tone. "I see…" 'So the tomes were wrong? Odd, Zafar always brings me new scrolls on the subject of humans. And they are extinct.'

"Now can I turn back into Snare-oh before I die of thirst?"

"No." The figure said. "I wish to gaze upon you for a few more minutes. So says the High Pharaoh."

Ben groaned at this while noticing the vizier was looking at him with distaste and disgust. "What's your problem? Mad I'm telling the truth and you're calling me a liar?"

"No." He said with a hint of annoyance. "I just find humans…untrustworthy. Nothing more."

"And I find selling people as slaves messed up."

The figure stood up. "Human, while this matter will be fully discussed between my vizer and myself later, the matter at hand is that you attacked a son of Anubiza, a member of the fifteen houses and one of my royal guardians. Such an action would normally be dealt with by imprisonment."

Ben was about to say something when a hand was extended and touched the curtain.

"However, since you seem to have a drive within your soul." The figure said while snapping her fingers, causing several handmaidens to appear from the throne, holding several white and gold robes in their hands. "I hereby condemn you as my servant until your sin is absolved by the child of Raza, your High Pharaoh."

"What?" he and Zafar let out in shock.

"You will report to my chambers after you change into your new robes." The figure said while the chambermaids walked over to Ben and showed him his outfit choices. "I shall be waiting, and Zafar."

"Y-Yes your holiness?"

"Escort the servant to the baths for cleaning, he smells like a dung heap." The figure said before disappearing into the curtains and right behind the throne.

"Yes your holiness." He bowed as Ben felt very annoyed, but he couldn't escape without getting blasted by the Horus Warriors again, plus he would cook like a lobster if he got outside the palace. "Guards, take him to the baths."

"Yes vizer Zafar." They said at once.

"Baths? With what?" asked Ben surprised.

They ignored him while dragging the boy away.

(Later)

Ben blinked as he sees large room covered in steaming water as a Horus Warrior pushed him into the water.

SPLASH!

"Get cleaned and into your robes. The High Pharaoh's will." he spoke while Ben came out with a cough.

"Don't do that!" He frowned while pulling off his clothes and placed them on the ledge, only for the guard next to the door to grab them and placed them within his chest. "Hey!"

"Confiscating these...rags until your sins are purged. Knowing non Thep Khufans, you will die by the end of the year." He said with a dark eye smirk.

"I've been told that over and over pal, you're not the first."

"The sin part or the fact you will die at the first year mark?" The other guard chuckled darkly.

"Second, but what I wanna know is how there can be water. I was told there's no water on this planet."

"The gods gave the great houses this spring a millennia ago. Only those that rule Anur Khufos or serve the child of Raza the creator can bathe within its depths. Be lucky beast, this is a rare privilege."

'So either the atlanteans or the mayans…this is very weird.' he thought while taking a moment to enjoy the water. 'So it's a privilege only the pharaoh can enjoy.'

As he took in the warm water, he tried to figure out one thing, who was the figure behind the curtains? Was it male? Female? A mix of both? And all because he didn't get a good look at the High Pharaoh.

'Wonder if I should just try and leave? It's like my vacation time is being used for all kinds of crazy side quests.' He thought before realizing that he signed a vacation waver before he left that said he couldn't come home until the end of nine months, no excuses. 'Fuck!'

(Later)

Ben grumbled while he was in his white and gold robe, which left his ass and groin a little revealed of the wind picked up since apparently the Thep Khufan culture and civilization never came up with underwear of any kind. 'This is so humiliating.'

"Keep walking." The Horus Warrior said while pushing him down a long hallway.

'Really humiliating!' he thought as he kept walking.

As he walked, he noticed several rooms coated in corrodium chains or full of gold coins, just as he got to a golden door with a striking cobra carved into it.

"Do I knock?"

They ignored him and gave him a very nasty glare.

"Um...ok…" he moved over and knocked on it.

Silence.

Ben looked at the door while feeling hesitant. "He-"

"Enter servant." said Hathor from within the room.

Ben saw the door slide open before slowly walking in.

The door closed behind the human while revealing a nice white room with purple curtains and giant blue pillows strunning the area, with the figure hiding behind a curtain.

"I see you picked the first outfit, wise choice human."

"Well the other one wasn't as flashy." he remarked sarcastically.

"True." The figure said from the curtain. "It was the only other choice in attire. But you will not be treated like a slave, I promise you that. For I'm not a fan of the practice."

"You can fool me."

"It is only a punishment for the wicked, not an everyday commodity."

"I don't think a child being taken from his mom counts as 'wicked'."

The figure sighed. "Look, I don't get out of the palace much. So don't think of me as a child of Setia."

Ben raised an eyebrow. "I don't know who he is, but can you move away from the curtains?"

"No, I am comfortable here human."

"Well can I at least go back to Snare-oh? I'm starting to sweat again."

"No, until your sins are purged I can not allow you to turn into...that other Thep Khufan." Hathor spoke. "And that is my decree."

"What?!"

"Or do I have to rethink my will and place you in the dungeon?"

"But...I'm just being practical, this heat is gonna dehydrate me."

"You can survive in water, so you can survive in air human."

"I'm not atlantean!"

"So?"

"I mean if I sweat too much, I will literally die without taking in water."

"..." The figure 'blinked'. "Huh, interesting."

"Just let me change-"

"No, and that is my final word on the matter."

He groaned and facepalmed. "Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you if I pass out."

"If that is the case, I shall place you on a pillow." Hathor said while moving away from the curtain. "Just serve me faithfully and the gods will shower you with their blessings."

"Alright, fine." He said before seeing the figure, who was a very curvy Thep Khufan woman with a golden robe, emerald bandages, a necklace made of copper, dark amber eyes, long bandage like hair that went to her small ass, an F cup chest, a golden mask in the shape of an eagle with a small mouthpiece near her lips that seemed to disconnect from the rest of the mask with a purple string, and had golden lines going in between her bandages, walking towards him with the stride of a graceful deity.

"Excellent. Then we have no problem then human." She said through the mouthpiece.

"It's Ben."

"A first name baseage is frowned upon by a master and servant relationship. So refer to me as High Pharaoh or just Pharaoh, human." She said calmly.

"...ok, Pharaoh."

She patted his head. "Good boy."

He grumbled to himself. "So, what's my first job?"

"Simple." She pointed to the pillows. "Fluff them up for me, then place the royal corrodium on top of them."

"Royal what?"

"Royal corrodium, it's a more valuable type of corrodium only the High Pharaoh can consume." She said with a wise voice. "And gives me my golden appearance."

"Ok, then I'll get to fluffing." He said before walking to the pillows.

'He's such a...what's the word…? Mmm, oh yes. Ass kisser, I think.' She thought as Ben started fluffing some pillows.

'I think my bodies starting to make a puddle already, damn is it hot!' He thought before his eyes lingered on Hathor's chest and started to blush. 'Wow, who knew mummies could even have breasts?'

(Later)

Ben sighed while fanning Hathor with a feather fan, that was bigger than his entire body, while the High Pharaoh laid on her side on a pillow.

"Faster human."

He moved the fan faster. 'So hot!'

She sighed while placing one hand on her face. "Faster."

He moved the fan even faster.

"Sigh." Hathor said while looking out a window. "I really hate being cooped up here. Not enough scrolls to read and very little to do to pass the time."

"You could go outside, maybe take a walk."

"I can't." She deadpanned. "My vizer says it's not proper for a High Pharaoh to mingle with the commoners, something about me being a deity amongst the rats, whatever a rat is exactly."

"No offense, but your vizer doesn't know what he's saying." remarked Ben bluntly. "Seriously, it's that kind of thinking that got a LOT of people on my planet at the end of civil wars or revolutions because the person in charge didn't bother to treat the people who followed them with respect."

She stared blankly at him. "You must be mad, for Zafar has taken care of me since my birth, raised me like a daughter, and helped me form several laws to help the people before I even came to age. If you think that he would allow corruption to thrive in my presence is blasphemous."

"How can you really know everything is fine if you don't go outside? How are you really ruling the people if you don't KNOW the people?"

"Zafar gives me annual reports every day, and they speak of content subjects that worship me with dignity." She said with a calm voice. "From Isistoplis to Sekmentioplis, to the great desert to the shores of the corrodium lakes of Hathooth, my subjects give their thanks to me and the gods on high."

"So you mean to say if he reported to you the sky was green, you'd believe him? You wouldn't bother to look out the window?"

"..." she looked very lost at him. "A green sky? What?"

"Just humor me. If he told you something completely crazy, and you knew it was, would you still believe it? Completely trusting him and not listening to your own common sense?"

"Well...he's been like a father to me since my own family passed into the afterlife on my conception." Hathor looked at the ceiling. "And...I have to give people a chance to do good."

He looked at her with sympathy and sighed. 'Do I say more or keep my yap shut? I don't wanna upset her, but that guy is no good.'

"You're slowing down human." Hathor deadpanned. "Pick up the speed."

"Oh sorry."

She looked at her hands. "If you are from another world, do you worship the same gods as the atlanteans or has the worship of those gods faded from existence?"

"Let's just say worshipping died down a little. We still believe, but we don't do the whole 'sacrificing' stuff."

"Eh? The atlanteans never did that, they just threw 'goats', whatever they are, off their flying machines into volcanoes."

Ben sweatdropped. "Same thing and we sometimes worship one god."

"Blasphemy! There isn't a single god to rule the universe! There are MANY gods!"

"Some think that, but I'm just telling it like it is."

Hathor grumbled. "So what do you believe in?"

"Well...um…."

"Speak up human."

"God."

"Which god?"

"Just god."

"..." she turned around to reveal her ass. "Strange blasphemous tastes."

Ben blushed seeing the round behind and looked away. "It's how I was raised."

"I see." She said while pointing to her back. "Back massage."

He sighed and put the fan down before moving over and started to rub at the back, which felt awkward since he could feel the empty space under the bandages. 'Ok, this feels...kinda like silk.'

'His hands are very rough, must be a blacksmith.' "Tell me human, why did you come to this place? Looking for wealth? Power? A harem for your insatiable lust?"

"Not in the least on that last one, I just wanted a normal vacation."

"...what?"

"A vacation."

"What is a vacation?"

"...you're kidding right?"

"I am not. What is a vacation?" Hathor said with a deadpan tone.

"It's where you take a long break from your duties."

"Blasphemous! No one should be allowed to be dismissed from their occupations unless its willed by the gods. Especially for a child of Raza."

"So you think everyone should work no matter what, without any rest?"

"Well...sometimes. But I think a little rest can make a subject happy." She pointed out as Ben rubbed her shoulders. "Ah, that's the spot."

"Ending slavery would make them happier." he muttered.

"I have." She deadpanned. "I made a law outlawing the practice and placing it to the worst of criminals."

"Yet Zafar told you it's been working?"

"It has worked."

Ben groaned and shook his head. "And I'm telling you it's NOT."

She frowned. "It has, and I will not discuss this topic anymore."

'Stubborn.' He thought while not realizing that he was rubbing her ass.

"OH!" she jumped in surprise. "Human! Watch where you grab!"

"Eh?" He looked down and blushed. "Sorry!"

She blushed while Ben let go of her ass. "Human, fluff my pillows again."

"S-Sure thing." He said quickly while running to the pillows. 'S-S-Soft!'

'Blasphemous human.'

(Later)

Hathor looked out the window while Ben held a tray of golden rocks in his hands. "Human, did you bring the Royal Corrodium?"

"Right here."

She turned to him and opened her chest while placing the corrodium into her body. "Thank you human."

"Is there anything else?" he asked in a bored tone.

"Just one thing." She said while closing her chest up. "I want you to read me or at least tell me a story. It can be anything you can imagine."

"...why?"

"I like stories, it's a mortal 'taint' as Zafar tells me, one I happen to enjoy a lot."

"Ok…I can try." He said. "Um...oh. Once there was a boy-"

"Is it you or someone else?" Hathor interrupted. "If it's autobiographical, then I might fall asleep."

"Hey, my life isn't something you'd fall asleep to." He huffed.

"I shall judge you then human." She said as Ben continued his 'tale'.

(Much later)

"And that's when me and my friends had to deal with Diagon, and Saint George."

Hathor blinked while looking at Ben like he was a golden statue. "...so you faced a demon and lived?"

"More like an interdimensional deity."

"Still...how are you even still alive?"

"Thanks to my friends being there. I've handled a lot of stuff, but I couldn't handle them all on my own."

Hathor looked at him while looking very unsure. "...so you faced a...Mummy was it?"

"Yeah, but when I was really young."

"What color was the mask?"

"Gold and red."

"...oh boy." She said with a grumble. "You sent a son of Irista into the afterlife."

"Wait, he was royalty?!"

"Yes, the tenth house and was the one that kept records on the future. Why this 'Mummy' left the great observation temple is a mystery to me." Hathor said. "But, he will have his corrodium heart eaten by Anmutta, devourer of the damned, for his sins against your world."

"I'm pretty sure getting sucked into space through the toilet is punishment enough."

"Physical yes, with the soul...it's complicated." She deadpanned. "But your story is unique."

"So can you tell me your story?"

Hathor stared at him with a slightly open jaw. "W-What?"

"Can you tell me your story?"

"I heard you but...why?"

"It's only fair."

"...you will not laugh? Or chuckle?"

"Nope."

Hathor sighed before taking off the mouthpiece to reveal a slightly burnt mouth. "Besides being raised by my most trusted vizer, I once tried to consume fire since I am the child of Raza, lord of stars. And…as you can see, it destroyed my face and mouth."

Ben's eyes widened and winced seeing the burns. "Ooh...that looks painful, but it's not as bad as some guys I've seen. They had burns all over their bodies."

She placed the mouthpiece back on her face. "Because of this blemish, I can not be seen in public, even in my own palace. Zafar says that if someone saw the blemish...they would cast me out as a false child of Raza."

Ben raised an eyebrow. 'Wait, if the vizer is keeping her here because of that burn...maybe he's also keeping records secret from her as well. To keep her from actually doing anything 'royally' good?'

"So, does this story satisfy you human?"

"Yeah, it does." He said. "But tell me, do you know where the vizer's room is?"

"...why exactly do you want me to tell you?"

"Just curious."

She squinted her eyes at him. "..."

'Oh boy, I might have jumped the shark that time.'

"...I shall show you, only if I can accompany you. I am rather bored of being in this chamber." Hathor said with a yawn.

"Uh...sure, go ahead." Ben said while Hathor got up and walked to the door, showing off her small yet very round ass in the process.

"Come."

"Coming."

(Later on)

Both looked at a large black door with a cobra etched onto it as Ben felt a 'evil' vibe from it.

"This is Zafar's room." Hathor said. "And since you saw it, we shall go-"

That was when Ben opened the door and walked inside.

"...hey!"

"Oops, the door opened." He said while looking around the room, which was a room covered in large scrolls, a table of gold, and several staffs hanging from the wall. "Huh, thought there was going to be a cat."

"Get out of there!" Hathor frowned while stomping inside. "He doesn't need a servant touching his most private scrolls and belongings like a thief."

"I'm not touching, I'm looking." He said while looking around, touching a few scrolls in the process.

"Stop that!" she frowned. "As your High Pharaoh I ORDER you!"

Ben looked around while noticing a staff had a crooked head and twisted it as an opening in the wall appeared behind Hathor.

"Human! I order you to stop-"

"Too late." He said before walking to the opening and saw hundreds of scrolls, all unopened with a red seal, as several pieces of foreign technology littered the ground.

"Get back….here...hu...man..." she trailed off looking inside with wide eyes.

Ben looked at a scroll and opened it. "Let's see...Irista? Wait...did your vizer approve of a…'bounty of eternal forgiveness of any crime, for the collection and sale of corrodium and corrodium based products'? And wait...he also approved of 'the capture of the illustrious omnitrix, sacred treasure of the gods'?!"

"I do not know...anything about those scrolls."

"Well there's plenty to read about." Ben said while looking around as Hathor tipped inside the room, only for the opening to close as electric lights came on above them.

"Huh?!" She jumped in shock. "Lightning of the gods...indoors?!"

"No, just lights."

"But why would Zafar use these...lights?"

"To keep himself from going blind while looking through these scrolls." Ben said while opening a scroll. "Mmm…'the freedom and comfort of the people'?"

"Wait, that's my first law. I remember making that one when I was really young." Hathor said in surprise. "But he said it was placed in the archives in Osirtobis."

"Apparently, he 'forgot' to put it there. Starting to see what I kept talking about?"

"But...why?" She said while looking at her feet. "Why lie to me, the High Pharaoh and...his adoptive daughter?"

"We find him and ask him ourselves." Ben said while looking at the room. 'Once we find a way out that is...wait is that one of Vilgax's drones? Huh, didn't expect that.'

Hathor looked at Ben while feeling her perception of the world was shattering around her. She dropped to her knees and looked at the floor. 'Zafar….'

'Now where is...ah!' He thought while pulling a lever and revealed a long stairway going down into the earth. "A way out."

But Hathor wasn't moving as Ben turned to face her.

"High Pharaoh?"

"..."

"Hathor?"

"..."

Ben sighed while walking over to her.

"..." 'He...betrayed me….' she thought while shaking a little.

"Hathor." Ben placed a hand on her left shoulder, causing her to flinch.

"...yes?" She said in a hollowed tone.

"Do you want to stay here?"

"..." she looked at him. "...human…"

"Yes?"

"Why...must the gods punish the innocent?"

"Because they want to." He said. "Or something, I don't have the answer to that one but I think we should confront Zafar about all of this."

"..."

"Or if you want, I can do it."

"..." she slowly got up, but almost stumbled a little. "No, a High Pharaoh might maintain order, not the servant. I shall confront...Zafar."

"Then we confront him together." Ben wiped some sweat down before dialing in his watch and transformed into Heatblast. "Sorry, but I am NOT gonna pass out. It's time to show that jerk what for, and this guy might help."

(Elsewhere)

-The throne room-

Zafar watched on while several Horus Warriors did their training regiment as a small Thep Khufan male snuck behind him.

"The shipment from Anur Phaetos has just arrived."

"Bring it to the treasury." He waved off. "That corrodium table will be useful later."

"Yes Vizer Zafar." The little dwarf bowed before walking away.

'And to think, I have to sell some worthless peasants to that festering world of maggots. But as long as the routes flow into the treasury, I can deal with...those godless monstrosities.'

"ZAFAR!"

He turned and saw Hathor walking towards him with an angry expression as he saw a 'creature' walking next to her. "My High Pharaoh? What brings you here?"

"Don't act innocent pal, we know the truth." frowned Heatblast. "We found your secret room."

Zafar raised an eyebrow at the 'creature'. "My High Pharaoh, what is that...animal doing in the palace?"

"This is the human." she spat making his eyes widen. "And he speaks the truth."

"Oh…" he darted his eyes away.

"You betrayed me, the gods and our people...for gold and other technology!"

"My High Pharaoh, I can assure you it was for a good cause."

"By having my laws sealed and locked away?!"

He gulped while Hathor moved right into his face.

"Vizer Zafar, by decree of Hathor, High Pharaoh of Anur Khufos and the daughter of Raza, I hereby strip you of your rank, title, and property and cast you into the desert of Hamshere!"

"What?! No my High Pharaoh! Please, I didn't mean any harm!"

"Bull." spoke Heatblast. "If that was the case, you wouldn't have lied about everything rotten going on. You're scum, just like some of the people I've had to deal with."

Zafar looked around while the Horus Warriors moved towards him, only to grab a staff and pointed it at Hathor. "If I'm cast into the godless desert, then I shall take the abandoned child into the bosom of Raza himself!"

Hathor's eyes widened as Zafar threw the spear at her chest. 'F...Father…'

Heatblast though got in the way and let out a blast of fire that hit the spear and managed to melt it into a liquid puddle on the floor and ran at Zafar before yelling and slammed his fist into his face. "THAT'S FOR ALL THE LIES YOU BASTARD!"

Zafar went flying before hitting a pillar and went into unconsciousness.

The Horus Warriors ran over to the fallen vizer and placed him in chains.

"You alright Hathor?" Heatblast asked while seeing the woman a little shaken.

"..."

"Hathor?"

"...father..." she muttered. "Father…"

The hero looked at her with sympathy before moving over and carefully pulled her into a hug.

Only to burn her.

"AHHHH!" She cried out while moving away and patted her bandages quickly. "FIRE FIRE!"

"Shit! Sorry sorry! I forgot about the bandages!" Heatblast panicked while Hathor finally got the flames off her arms and glared at him.

"Human, your sentence has been extended."

"It was an accident!"

She kept on glaring at him while Heatblast changed back. "Human, come. We have laws to unseal."

"Sounds good to me."

"Then you have to stay in the sun, until it sets." She added while Ben paled. "If you don't heed my command, a cell will be inscribed with your name."

He groaned. "What does that have to do with the laws?"

"Nothing, I am still upset about you nearly burning me alive." She said while walking away, her ass visible to the hero as it had scorch marks on it.

He facepalmed. 'Maybe I should take a chance and just bolt out of here. You do something to help, but you still get shit on.'

(Two months later)

Ben sighed while fanning the High Pharaoh again, but with a very healthy dark tan.

For two months, he's been keeping the girl well cared for while also helping her change the laws in the process. Even though he could have bolted, he just couldn't leave, both from the Horus Warriors stationed at the gates and from him getting really attracted by Hathor's appearance and personality.

Yes she was a stickler for rules, but she was also innocent about a lot of subjects and a little lonely after her 'father' was sent into the desert.

So right now he was just sticking around until something changed all that.

Hathor sighed while looking at Ben. "Human, you really have been diligent in your work."

"Well it's not like I can do much of anything else."

"Yet you seem annoyed." She said. "Is it because of your vacation?"

"If you mean me being stuck at serving you the whole time while sweating so much, then yes."

Hathor blinked. "Yet I treat you well, let you sleep in my chambers, help you bathe, and allow you access to the training halls."

"Which I am grateful for, it's just when I imagined a vacation, I imagined staying at one of those fancy resorts near the beach."

"...what's a beach?"

"Sandy shoreline with a lot of water right next to it."

"So an oasis?"

"Sort of." he replied before one of the chambermaids came running into the throne room.

"M-My High Pharaoh! I bring good news!"

"What is it?" Hathor said while looking slightly bored as she placed her right hand on her face.

"The people are outside, they wish to see you and thank you for all the changes you've done to improve their lives."

She raised an eyebrow before getting up. "I see, human. Come with me to the balcony, I have a few words to say to my subjects."

"Ok." Ben said while following her.

(At the balcony)

Crowds of Thep Khufans cheered as their High Pharaoh walked gracefully to the ledge. They roared out louder while the leader took it in.

'My people.' She thought before raising a hand up to silence the crowd. "People of Isistoplis! For the last two months of my reign, I have come to learn of my vizer's treachery and thus, right the wrongs done to you by the godless man."

The crowd murmured and scoffed at the reminder of the man with a few calling out for his head.

"However, today marks another event." She said while moving her hand towards Ben. "The arrival of this human, who serves me well and revealed the lies of centuries past."

Ben saw them cheer and gave a small wave in response.

"Although he is in the process of being cleansed." Hathor said as Ben sweatdropped. "I hereby release him from his servitude."

'Oh than-'

"And bind him to another, from this day onwards, the human will be your new High Pharaoh and my husband." She moved her hands into a crossed position. "All hail High Pharaoh Benjamin Tennyson."

"All hail High Pharaoh Benjamin Tennyson!" the people chanted with Ben going wide eyed.

"Say what?!" Ben cried out as Hathor bowed to him.

She moved back up and turned to the people. "The wedding shall be held one month from now, all the people of Anur Khufos shall attend this holy of days."

They cheered and clapped with Ben looking at her like she was crazy.

"Why-" he tried to say before seeing Hathor removing her mouthpiece and kissed him on the lips. "MMM?!" 'She's for real!'

As this was occurring, the omnitrix started to beep.

"Hey." Alice said from the omnitrix. "Just came to tell you that you're almost done with the vacation, about six months left. So let's hurry it up, we have four more planets to explore."

Hathor broke the kiss and looked down. "What was that?"

"Oh a Thep Khufan! Hey, did you do the deed yet~?"

"Get me outta here!" Ben snapped.

"Ok." Alice said as Ben got hit by a red light.

(On the ship)

And returned to the vessel itself.

"So? What happened this time...and wow, nice tan."

"No time, get us out of here!"

"Why exactly?"

"Because she's talking about a wedding, that's why!"

"...oh my. I better get the rice ready, and the condoms-"

"Just fly!"

"Fine, next stop Anur Ormerow, home of the Ormerows." Alice said before the ship flew away from the planet. "We will be there in an hour."

"Fine, then I'm taking an hour long shower."

"Why? You smell like lavender right now."

"Because I need cold water, lots of it."

"Ok, but was she hot?"

Ben was silent and just went to the bathroom.

'Very hot indeed.'

(One hour later)

Ben sighed while in some normal clothes, since he did carry a spare set of clothes just in case someone steals them. "God, I feel brand new."

"And look really tan. I like it. Ten out of ten."

"Thanks, but sweating so much made me feel like I was gonna drop dead any second." He sweatdropped while noticing a large green planet with lots of luminous lights.

"That's Anur Ormerow, and fun fact it's the only planet with liquid helium, that and giant fern trees the size of small hills."

"Ok, well that's great and all, but I'm sitting on the ship." he sat on the bed. "Every time I go on a new planet, I get pulled into something that makes it hard to relax. So, boring as it sounds, I'm staying on the ship."

"So you want me to put girly clothes on you and turn you into a sissy? Wow, you have issues."

"You forget, I could literally rewire you." he deadpanned. "Brainstorm, Grey Matter, Upgrade, even Nanomech, all aliens that would rewire you into listening to me."

"Fair point, but I have to say one more thing." She said while placing a red beam of light on him. "The air down there is toxic."

(On the planet)

-Anur Ormerow-

Ben crashed into a swamp plant while gasping for air. He rushed to get an alien as quick as he could and transformed into NRG who gasped and sighed in relief. "That's it, when I get back on the ship, I'm giving her a tune up."

As he looked around, he noticed that the planet looked like a large swamp land as several large ferns dotted the landscape with green luminous lights.

"Better lock this guy in or I'll have to go through that again." He sweatdropped before noticing a figure in the distance as the Omnitrix symbol started to glow yellow and shot out at the figure.

"Ormerowen rigamoti DNA scanned. Alien selection altered, changing to best suited lifeform."

NRG blinked before transforming into a tall purple humanoid with sharp fangs, dark eyes, baggy pants with stitches all over his face and body, sharp nails and the omnitrix symbol on his back. "Hey, how am I suppose to use this guy if I don't know what he does?"

Silence.

"...fuck." he groaned. 'I really hate this watch.'

As he looked at himself, he started to move his hand up, but it felt sluggish and very heavy, like lead.

"Great, now I'm ever slower than before." He grumbled. "I'm like Ripjaws if he was fat."

That was when he heard crying from the figure in the distance.

"...would it be wrong to ignore that? For all I know, I'll get dragged into some crazy stuff again."

That was when the crying became louder and sounded heartbreaking.

'Ugh!' he thought moving towards it. 'This is the part about being a hero that can get nerve wracking.'

"Sniff." The figure cried while 'Ben' saw the figure, that being a short girl with light purple skin, stitches on her arms and lips, dark purple eyes, long black hair with white tips at the ends, wearing a dirty looking green robe, and had an A cup chest and small ass. "Sniff...papa…"

"Uh, excuse me? Are you alright?"

She sniffled and looked at him. "Sniff...who are you?"

"I'm Ben, who are you?"

"Sniff...Zamia…" She sniffled. "Sniff..."

"Well why are you so sad Zamia?"

She sniffled. "I...I can't find...my village...sniff…"

"Oh, you're lost." he spoke in realization. "Well, maybe I can help you?"

She sniffled. "R-Really?"

"Sure thing." he smiled. "Do you remember where it might be?"

She shook her head before clinging to his leg like a tiny spider.

'Ok, that doesn't give me much to work with, on a new planet with a new form, but I still have to get her home.' "Ok, then we'll go in a direction and see if we can find someone."

Zamia nodded while still clinging to his leg.

Ben looked at one direction and started to move as fast as possible.

(Five hours later)

And only made it about two miles, and stayed in the same location.

'This is torture! How am I gonna find a village moving at this speed? If I could go XLR8 I'd probably have found three.'

Zamia looked at Ben while clinging to his leg. "...thank you."

"Don't thank me just yet. It might take a while, but I'll get you back home, count on it."

"...ok." She said while looking around. "But...you can jump to the village."

"Eh?"

"...most just jump from place to place...its fast." She said with a sniffle. "Sniff…"

'Jumping? But I can barely walk fast.' He thought before moving his legs and-

SPRING!

And flew into the air like a spring as he went flying eastwards and hit a fern tree.

BAM!

Face first.

"Ow…." He groaned while falling into the swamp.

"Again." Zamia giggled. "Again again!"

"Not again…" he let out before pushing himself back up. 'Note to self, never doubt a new alien with spring lock feet.'

(Several attempted jumps later)

"Alright, does anything look familiar around here to you?" Ben asked while finally getting the hang of the jumping as Zamia was clinging on his head.

"No."

"Alright, then we'll keep going until something DOES look familiar." He said while jumping again.

Zamia looked around before pointing in the distance. "Over there!"

"You see something?"

"It's the village!" She said while seeing a small village made out of stone with a small wooden temple in the middle of the village. "Papa! Papa!"

Ben jumped over towards it with a grunt. "Almost there!"

That was when Ben accidentally tripped and went spinning in a circle as he-

CRASH!

Hit a house and got stuck in the wall as Zamia giggled on his back.

"Again again!"

"Not again…" he let out. "Ow…"

Zamia jumped on his back before getting off and hugged him. "Thank you!"

'Ok...that felt nice.' He groaned while getting out of the wall. "Well, we made it, you're home."

She smiled while still hugging him.

"Um...you can let go now."

"No."

He sighed while noticing other beings like him jumping or walking over to them. "I really have to be going-"

"No." She pouted. "Stay with me and papa."

"I'm sorry but I can't, I have to go."

"No." She clung tighter. "Stay with papa!"

'Man, she reminds of a hug happy Viktoria.' He thought before seeing a tall green robed figure walking towards him.

"You! What are you doing with my daughter?"

"Eh?"

"Papa!" Zamia ran towards the robed figure. "Papa!"

"Zamia, you're safe, I thought you were lost."

"But he helped me." She pointed to Ben. "And he's nice, please let him stay with us."

The figure sighed. "Zamia, the temple of Riga isn't a place for strangers."

"But papa."

"No buts."

She pouted. "But...he might be a new believer."

'Should I go?' Ben thought with a sweatdrop. "Uh, look, I better get going, see ya."

The robe figure looked at Ben before signing. "Stranger, since you saved my only child...ugh. I wish to extend my hospitality to you and...allow you into our humble home."

"It's ok, if it bothers you that much I won't push the issue. Besides, I have...some place I need to be." Ben said before seeing Zamia tearing up a lot. 'Oh no.'

"Sniff...aw...aw…"

"Ok ok! I'll stick around."

She stopped crying and hugged Ben tightly. "Thank you!"

'I hate crying kids.' Ben thought before getting dragged towards the temple, which had various bodies on the walls and covered in moss. "Uh...so...what's with this place?"

"This is the temple of Riga." The robed figure said as they went inside, where a statue of a robed figure with skeletal hands stood in the center of the entire room. "The last bastion of Rigamoti, the great worship of the undying ones."

"Looks big." Ben admitted. "But what is Rigamoti?"

"The belief in the gods. Where the neverending ones reanimated the dead for their sins and through the practice of a simple life and a permanent end shall one find enlightenment."

"Mama is up with the gods." Zamia smiled. "She watches over us."

'Well, at least this doesn't sound too bad.' "So does this religion have any crazy people?"

"What? No, Rigamoti is about being simple, not changing others forcefully." The robed figure said. "To force a person is as bad as killing another."

"But can you die?"

"Yes, through rotting, it takes a long time however."

"So…the stitches, slow moving, and rotting...you're all like zombies, right?"

"What's a zombie?" Both asked in confusion.

"Nevermind." Ben sweatdropped as Zamia gave him a hug on the leg.

"Please join." She smiled. "It is fun."

"Sorry, but I'm kinda already spoken for on religion."

"...please?" She made her eyes wide and 'cute'.

Ben gulped and closed his eyes. "Yes."

"Yeah!" She smiled before poking Ben's cheek. "A new follower!"

"Please forgive her." The robed figure whispered. "She's still only five hundred years old, so she's a bit childish when it comes to certain things, especially strangers."

'Gee, ya don't say.' "Wait five hundred years old?"

"Yes, she will turn five hundred and one next month."

"But she's so...small."

"She hasn't hit puberty yet." He whispered. "And I really don't want you to talk about adult content until she's at least five hundred and eighteen, she is still my little girl after all."

"Sure thing." He sweatdropped before seeing Zamia giving him a hug. 'This is kinda...cute.'

(Later on)

Beep beep beep beep.

Ben blinked before seeing the omnitrix flashing red while he was at a small table with a plate of moss covered bread near him. 'Shit! I forgot to bio-lock this form!' he reached for the symbol, but turned back, and gasped and started coughing. "Ah...ah...ah!"

As he struggled, he didn't notice that Zamia was walking inside and saw him struggling.

"Mister Ben?"

He struggled and tried to dial in an alien before slamming down.

FLASH!

And turned into Whampire.

"Ah...ah...ok I can breath again."

"Ah!" Zamia gasped before bowing to him.

"Um…"

"The undying ones have come!"

Whampire looked confused as he saw the two bow down. "Um...what?" 'What the fuck?!'

Both kept on bowing while Whampire was very lost.

(Two hours later)

'And they are STILL doing it?!' he thought with a sweatdrop. "Uh, are you two gonna stop?"

And cue them bowing still.

'Ok...I'm officially creeped out!' he thought backing up. "Yeah, so I'm just gonna head out…"

"Wait wait." The robed figure said quickly. "Do stay, it's just having one of the undying ones in our temple is well...a great honor."

"What do you mean by that anyway?"

"You look like an undying one." Zamia smiled.

"You mean a Vladat?"

"An undying one." She said while looking very innocently at Whampire.

"Ok...I'll take that as a yes. Well I look like one because I can transform into one, and I do mean one, considering I'm pretty much the last remaining Vladat after a little incident."

Both gasped.

"Um yeah. I'm the last one."

"But the undying ones are undying." The robed figure said in surprise. "They can not be dead."

"Sorry to say, but it's the truth." Whampire sweatdropped. "So you're going to keep-"

"My god." Zamia bowed while hugging Whampire's leg.

"...what?"

"My god." She said while nuzzling him.

"...what?!"

The robed figure whispered to him. "She thinks that you are a hero, that and she thinks that the undying ones are so pure that when she was only three hundred years old, she wanted to serve one for the rest of her life. I guess her dream came true."

"But I'm not one!" he whispered back. "This isn't my real form, it's a temporary one I can change into. Besides, I can't let her do that. I'd be taking advantage of her!"

"She's stubborn. Like the time I told her she couldn't get a pet, she kept on insisting until I gave her a pet rock."

"No way, no how." he frowned. "I'm not gonna be called a god when it's not true. It's living a lie to someone who's going to get hurt later on."

"Well...that is true, but you want to break a child's heart? More specifically, my daughter's heart?" He said with a low growl.

"Well no, but what will she think later on? I'm not going to be able to stay here."

He sighed. "I see, but how about this. You can stay here for a night then by the morning light, you go before she wakes up, that way, you can keep her from getting a broken heart and she gets a chance to become a priestess of Rigamoti and become more mature. Deal?"

"Deal."

"Very well." He moved back. "Zamia dear, please go make a bed for our guest."

"Ok papa!" she nodded before jumping off.

Whampire sighed. 'This is for the better, plus I can get off this planet before the omnitrix either turns me back or I get bored. Plus Alice is going to pay for dropping me into this planet.'

(Later on)

Whampire yawned as he got up and rubbed his eyes. 'Well, I better get going.'

As he looked around, he noticed that the people outside were sleeping while standing upwards.

"Zzzz."

"Zzzz."

"Zzzzz."

'They must not rely on beds.' He thought before jumping out the window, only to see Zamia waiting outside, sleeping with a moss covered doll in her teeth.

"Zzzzz."

'What the? Did she sleep outside all night?' He thought while tiptoeing around her.

"Zzzzz...Mmm Mmen...zzz."

'XLR8 should help me find Alice, that helmet should keep the toxic out while I'm running around finding her.'

Beep beep.

"Hi." Alice said from the omnitrix. "I just looked through the contract and well...killing you by dumping is kinda illegal so...I'm taking you back up."

'Kinda is putting it mildly.'

"So...no hard feelings?"

"Zzzz."

"Was that a legal loli?"

"Just beam me up."

And cue a light hitting Ben.

(On the ship)

And making him appear on the ship while lots of pizza boxes laid on the floor.

"So...how was Anur Ormerow?"

"Alice, what's with the pizza boxes?"

"Oh those, I might have ordered some from Anur Transyl, no wait it was from Plumber Base fifty nine. And well...um...there for you."

"You're trying to bribe me so I don't say anything."

"Well...yes. That and to keep you from playing with my circuits."

He raised an eyebrow. "You realize if I didn't chance quickly, I could have died down there."

"Well yes, but you aren't dead so there's no foul play here."

He walked over to the console and turned into Brainstorm. "Pizza won't cut it. Now excuse me for a moment."

And cue several lasers appearing from the walls.

"Let's not have violence, besides if you change me the ship won't work right and you'll be stuck in the dark, alone and without a guide."

"Alien X." he spoke bluntly. "In that form, I literally have two more voices to keep me company, and if given the chance, can change reality if we vote on it. That threat is not exactly groundbreaking."

"...please don't change my circuits. Please?"

"That's better." he crossed his limbs. "I won't, but that means you have to do something for me. No more pink pajamas."

"Ok." She said calmly. "How about black or red?"

"Do you have anything in blue?"

"Yes, just keep an open mind however." She said while the guns re-entered the walls.

"If it's blue it can't be that bad."

(One changing later)

Ben grumbled while in a blue dress with a tight corset and a silver tiara that made him look like Cinderella.

"Like it?"

"I hate you."

"Love you too, and next stop Anur Vladas, ancient earth home of the Vladat Empire and the most...unique planet in the universe."

"You hesitated there."

"No I didn't."

"You did."

"I had a glitch in my vocal cords."

"You-"

"Time to go! Start the engines!" Alice said while the engines started to move.

Ben quickly slammed down and turned into Upgrade. "Talk or I take over!"

"Ok ok! Anur Vladias is currently experiencing a nuclear winter after the Vladat-Tansyl Wars left the planet unable to process or support any life! From Celestrialsapians to water bears, nothing can survive a few minutes on the surface!"

"...you know if you're trying to kill me, the least you could do is feign ignorance about it."

"I'm not trying to kill you this time! Your stupid AI has the answer in the form of a stupid life preservation fuction. It literally keeps you alive."

"...what?"

"You heard me, the AI has a life line." She deadpanned.

"Is this a new feature or something?"

"No, it's been on since the beginning, your AI is just stupid and forgets to use it."

"Initiating sarcasm protocol. Ahem, oh my, did I really forget, or did I just try to bribe my user with pizza? No wait, that's all you girlfriend."

"SHUT UP!"

"Ok I have questions omnitrix. What's with you giving me aliens I'm NOT asking for?"

"Because you are a tease." It said before entering silent mode.

"Hey! I'm not done!"

Silence.

"Hey!"

"And we're off!" Alice said while the ship left the planet and entered into deep space.

'I hate technology.'

(Much later)

Ben munched on the pizza while glad to have something good in him. 'Tastes good...but without the anchovies.' he finished the slice and burped before stretching. "I better get a nap in."

"Why? We are two minutes away from Anur Vladias."

"Because you didn't tell me how much longer till now."

"I see, so can I see this Alien X person, I want to judge the hotness of him or her."

"Well there's not much to really judge, but that's hard. I can't even change back unless it's voted on."

"So you won't show me it? What a letdown, must be weak or something."

"He can literally alter reality, how is that weak?"

"Mmmm….just show me so I can stop bugging you on the matter." Alice deadpanned.

"Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you." Ben said before turning into Alien X.

(Inside Alien X's mind)

And saw the faces having a conversation on the matter of harems.

"I think it's foolish."

"And I think it's wonderful."

"Hey guys."

Both looked at him while Serena smiled.

"Welcome back, what do you need from us?"

"I just came here because Alice wanted to see if Alien X was hot or something."

"I see."

Bellicus scowled. "What trivial matters."

"Well it was this outgoing to Anur Vladias-"

Both gasped in horror.

"I take it what she said was true."

"Are you trying to kill us?!" Bellicus growled. "That wasteland is toxic to us!"

"Why?"

"The Transylians used our kind as mercenaries." Serena said sadly. "It was a desperate attempt at freedom, at any cost."

"Wait, how is that even possible? You guys are almost unstoppable."

"Not to the Vladats, we have omnipresence not mind control." Bellicus said. "They can absorb our life energy and become gods, that has happened in the past with our ancestors. Why do you think we change reality so often? To keep mortals from becoming gods."

"So you guys can't escape mind control?"

"Yes." Serena said sadly. "It overrides our personalities and turns our bodies into living weapons."

"If you tell anyone this, you'll regret it." frowned Bellicus.

Ben sweatdropped. "So can I go now?"

"Only if you help us with a problem." Serena said. "What is better, a harem or a single relationship? I say harems are perfect for love."

"And I say it's ridiculous. You don't need more than one person to find love with, otherwise you're just sad." spoke Bellicus.

"So what is better Ben? Harems or a single relationship?"

Ben facepalmed. "Do I really have to answer?"

"Yes." Both said at once.

"Ok then...harem."

Serena smiled while Bellicus frowned. "Perfect, you can go."

(Outside the mind)

"Ooh." Alice said while taking pictures of Alien X in a blue dress. "Nice form, and waist size."

FLASH!

"Oh poo. I almost had the ass picture. Oh well."

"There, happy now?" He asked before seeing the dress. "Hey."

"What? I heard Celestialsapiens were both male and female, so I had to make sure it was true."

"Are we at the planet?"

"Yes. Look out the window."

He did and saw a completely purple planet with a thick black fog covering the entire sphere.

"Anur Vladias. And from my database, this planet used to have ten billion people and a lot of animal life, mostly subterranean based."

Ben blinked while feeling his body getting very weak for some reason.

"Oh and the planet sucks life energy from orbit. But the stupid AI will keep you alive." Alice said.

"...you're kidding right?"

"Nope."

"Of course you aren't." Ben grumbled before getting hit by a red light.

(On the planet)

-Anur Vladias-

And appeared on a barren spiky landscape with deep crevices in the earth.

"Life preservation mode activated, expected limit...twenty-four hours." The omnitrix said.

"Gee thanks, a whole day here before I die." he remarked sarcastically.

"You're welcome." It said with serenity. "Anything to help my user."

Ben rolled his eyes before looking at the black foggy sky. "I'm gonna hate this place, I just know it."

Crack.

Ben blinked as the ground opened under him to reveal a deep cavern going all the way down to the bottom of the planet. "...AAAAHHH!"

(Several feet later)

CRASH!

He groaned while all the way at the bottom, face first. "Ow…."

As he got up, the crack above him closed due to a landslide and left him in complete darkness.

"...FUCK!" he cursed. "This is just fantastic!"

The omnitrix turned a neon green as it began to luminated the area, revealing a set of honeycomb shaped caves that seem to go on for miles both under the crust and above it.

"Great, now when the protection is over, I can die down in the deep darkness and with no way out." He grumbled while skimming through the alien selections. "Come on, get me a good one."

But the selection was...not helpful and only showed light based or swimming aliens.

"Oh come on!" he groaned. "What's with machines wanting me dead?"

The selection kept on showing very bad aliens before Ben saw Whampire's icon on the screen.

"He'll do." 'Well...echolocation can help.' He deadpanned in his head. He slammed down and turned into the alien.

Only to sense a familiar air around him, smelling a...sulfur like smell all the way to his left.

'Ok...that's new.' he thought sniffing the air and walked around a little bit. 'It's getting stronger over here.'

As he walked towards the wall, he noticed a small claw like indentation in the stone that looked about his size as the scent became stronger.

"Hmm...I wonder…" he moved his hand over it while the claw indentation glowed purple and strange symbols appeared in the shape of an archway before it vanished to reveal a deep cavern as a bust of wind rushed towards Whampire. "Ah! A way out." he smiled before he took off into it.

(Later)

'How long is this tunnel?!' He thought while feeling like he was heading downwards instead of upwards. 'Does it have any end?'

As he kept on moving, he noticed a faint light in the distance, one that was a light purple hue.

"I wonder what's that." Whampire muttered before entering a large crypt like location with ten million coffins on the walls, floor and ceiling, all either broken or covered in dust. "...oh boy."

And cue the door closing behind him with a loud CRASH.

"Hey!" He yelled while hitting the wall. "Open up!"

Silence.

Whampire groaned while looking around, and saw a golden coffin in the middle of the room, which seemed to be glowing purple on the edges. "Wonder what makes that one so much better, besides the deposit value."

As he walked towards the coffin, he could smell the scent getting stronger and stronger. "Man, I can't tell whether to hold my breath or what."

That was when Whampire saw a small control pad on it and a date, the year four thousand BC.

"...that's old."

'Come on Tennyson.' A mental image of Kevin said with a smirk. 'Open it, there might be rare loot in it."

"Well in something like this, that might be the case."

'Then open it before Gwen comes and spoils the mood.'

'I heard that!'

'Told you.'

'I really need to stop using them as my devil and angel sides, it feels like they are actually here with me sometimes.' Whampire thought. He put his hand on the panel and waited.

Beep...boop...zoop.

'That was a weird sound.'

Click.

Click.

The coffin slowly rose up while the lid moved to the side and released a cold mist from within.

Whampire shivered and stepped back. "That's never a good sign."

But...nothing happened, at all.

"Huh, then again I could be wrong, that's good." He sweatdropped before walking over to the coffin and looked inside.

And saw a tall Vladat woman with pale skin, dark pink robes that covered her legs, long tattered sleeves, two small fangs, slightly pointed ears, a I cup chest and small ass, sharp black nails, and had long silver hair that went over her body and ended with red ribbons at the dagger like tips.

Whampire blinked while sensing that she was in suspended animation, since he could 'see' her heart beating very slowly. 'I can't believe it. There's another Vladat still around.'

As he looked at it, the sides of the coffin started to increase in temperature as the heart beats increased in tempo.

Ba..m...bambum..babum babum babum babum babum!

"Crap, she's waking up!"

The heart beats increased while the temperature rose to room temperature as the woman's dark pink eyes opened up and she rose up from the coffin.

'Crap!' Whampire backed up around the back. 'Maybe she won't notice me.'

She blinked before cracking her neck and groaned in a cute voice. "Ugh! I really hate suspended animation tombs, never good for the back...wait? What year is it?"

Whampire ducked behind the side and held his breath. 'I don't wanna deal with another Lord Transyl.'

She looked around while sending another Vladat in the area. "Hello? Anyone here...are you a resistance member or a crony to the false lord of Vladias?"

"...that depends on who you are."

"Can you come out?" She asked. "Please?"

"Tell me who you are first, then I will."

"Fine, I'm Lady Kyonshi of the Jiang family, leader of the resistance and ambassador of peace." She sighed. "But really, I really hate saying that stuff, it's always stressing me out." 'So much responsibility.'

"Oh, you're for peace?"

"Of course, half the planet wanted peace." She yawned. "I just got elected due to my speech making talent."

Whampire raised an eyebrow. "You were elected?"

"Yes, why are you so confused about that?" Kyonshi asked. "And can you come out? I feel a little stressed just talking to empty air."

Whampire stood up with the woman gasping.

"Lord Transyl?!"

"No, but I did have to deal with him."

Kyonshi blinked while looking at him closely. "You could pass for his son...if he wasn't sterile."

"You've missed out on a lot of stuff."

"So...how long has it been and is the planet capable of holding life?"

"First, a while, second, no."

"..." she groaned. "Looks like I have to go into suspended animation...again. And I just got out of a crazy dream about giant bats. Ugh...that was too stressful."

"So you wanna just go back to sleep on a planet that can't hold any life?"

"I have to wait because that was a contingency plan if the planet faced an extinction event." Kyonshi sighed. "A small handful of our ranks got into the crypts during the Celestialsapien bombardment...but it was so hectic that I almost had a nervous breakdown at the sight of all those...ugh. Corpses."

"So you mean...every single one of these are filled with dead bodies?"

"Wait what?" She looked around and gasped. "Oh great ancestors above! They actually destroyed the hydrogen chambers!"

"Wait...they were alive?" Whampire said while feeling a little sick.

"Of course!" She snapped. "I saw them entering the containers...oh no...the resistance….it's...gone."

'Oh crap, that's never a good thing to hear.'

Beep beep beep beep.

FLASH!

"Or that!" Ben groaned as Kyonshi jumped back in shock.

"What the?!" She pointed at him. "Stress demon?!" 'It's after my brain!'

He looked at her with a sweatdrop. "No, I'm human."

"...you mean that subspecies of atlanteans that came here one time, only to get eaten by Lord Transyl's men? Those unintelligent ape men?" She asked with scepticism.

"I'm just gonna say yes, but we're not that much ape-like anymore."

"How can I believe you?"

"It's your choice since I can't really take you on a tour of Earth right now."

"..." she sighed. "Look, I'm a little hungry and when I get hungry I get very stressed and I really don't want to be stressed. I'm a kind Vladat, but I have anger issues and delusions when I'm near the brink of starvation. So can I have something to eat?"

"Sorry, I don't have any food on me."

"...not even a bug?"

"No." He said while Kyonshi started to sniff the air and 'looked' at his beating heart.

"Wait...I smell something." She got up and Ben found out that she was about eight feet tall, and moved right in front of the human. "Mmmm...yes, this might work."

"What do-"

CHU~

And cue him getting bit on the neck as the tall Vladat woman started sucking his blood. His eyes widened as he tried to push her off, but she held on tight.

'Mmmm...tastes...really good~!'

'AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!' he thought feeling his body getting weaker the longer this went on.

After what felt like several hours, Kyonshi moved away while looking at Ben with stars in her eyes.

"You taste...really good." She licked her lips a little. "Like better than wine."

"I...feel…sleepy…" he groaned as the omnitrix beeped.

"Five minutes until life preservation protocol is disabled."

'Oh just perfect, just perfect.' he thought sarcastically. 'What else could go wrong?'

"So human." Kyonshi said while rubbing her arm a little. "Since you taste good and are the only person that can turn into a member of my race...ugh. To put it in non stressful words, can I come with you and possibly get laid? I'm a little horny and being a leader makes the dating pool a little...shallow if you will."

"I think I'm a bit light headed….it sounded like you wanted to fuck." he spoke stumbling a little.

"Yes." She said bluntly. "But not on the planet, but maybe on your ship?" 'Or did he actually fly to Anur Vladias?'

"Provided my ship actually picks me up…" he muttered, not fully aware of what she wanted due to the light headedness.

And cue him and Kyonshi getting hit by a red light.

(On the ship)

And reappeared on the ship.

"Hi...oh my god! A Vladat! Quick! Get the butler outfit...um...what's wrong with him?" Alice asked while Kyonshi looked completely shocked before fainting from all the stress and blood in her systems. "...ok? Weird as fuck."

"I'm gonna sleep, nighty night." spoke Ben before falling down on his stomach.

Alice sighed before putting a set of green girly pajamas on him as the ship left the very dead planet and entered into space.

(About a month later)

The ship kept flying as the darkness around it started to get clearer as light began to permeate the endless abyss, but at the moment...Ben and Kyonshi were kinda busy trying to NOT fuck each other, especially in girly or butler like attire, provided by a very 'evil' Alice.

Which was hard as Kyonshi looked very predatory in Ben's eyes.

Said boy was in the bathroom and using it as a safe zone.

"Hey human." Kyonshi called out from the outside. "Are you there? If so, can I jump in?"

"Still busy here."

"Oh...ok." She said as Ben was starting to get very paranoid at the moment and really needing a vacation...even if it was five months into his already nine month vacation period.

'This is nuts. I mean, getting laid isn't the problem, but doing it with a girl who almost drained me dry might happen again if we try it.' He thought. 'Plus I already have a crazy girl, a woman with a net, a clumsy warrior with a tongue AND a pharaoh that wants to be my wife! I don't need another one!'

"Are you almost done?"

"Yeah, I'm done."

"So want to do it in there or on the ceiling again?"

Ben blushed as she did try and fuck him from the ceiling, during breakfast this morning...in the nude! But he managed to get away by going Ghostfreak. "Um…oh great, sorry I'm feeling a big one coming."

"...ugh." She groaned before moving away from the door as Alice's logo appeared in the bathroom monitor.

"Yo, how's the safe house treating you?"

"Not so good."

"So you aren't going to tap her tiny ass? Ok, let it fly away while we head to the second closest planet to the sun, Anur G'rrnay, home of the G'rraians and the local exploding Goble Goble fruit."

"This time, tell me what they're like."

"The planet or the people?"

"Both."

"Well the planet is a gigantic swamp planet with one percent land and ninety nine percent water. And the G'rraians are a water based species that are friendly with outsiders as long as they don't disrespect their religion or hospitality. The fruit they harvest is used to make their underwater cities and they have corrodium crystals growing from their scales that emit low radiation and are usually covered in flaps unless used to blind prey. If they kept them up all the time, the radiation would melt their DNA into putty." Alice said. "Want a history lesson too? It's about a month long and worth ten credits to your college, any college to be exact."

"No thanks. I just need a brief idea on what to expect."

"Alright, but what about the Vladat? Want her as a companion or do you want me to keep dressing her up in male suits?"

"Why not just use the actual girly clothes?"

"I could do that, but you're my best male model for my girly clothes." She deadpanned. "That and I just like handsome women, I mean she's a Vladat, they are ethereal in nature, why not have her in male clothes?"

"..."

"I'm talking to deaf ears right?"

"Yep."

"Ugh, just let me keep her on the ship and I'll give you a day without girly pajamas and dresses." She grumbled in defeat.

"Deal!"

"Ok, we will be at the planet in two hours. So I suggest you finish crapping before I beam you down, we don't need the wild life getting scared by your biggus dickus."

"Oh ha ha."

"Human." Kyonshi called out. "Are you almost done? Because I think I destroyed this...coffee machine."

"Oh fuck! Stop touching my body!"

(Two hours later)

"We there yet?" Ben asked while Kyonshi was looking at his neck.

"Almost, just a few more miles to go. Like about one mile or so."

"Yum."

"Don't try it."

"Aw." She huffed. "Fine, just as long as you relieve me of stress later."

'Aka, fucking like rabbits.' He thought.

The ship stopped as it reached a gigantic green planet, about the size of THREE jupiters, with green water covering the entire planet as well as tiny patches of brown.

"Anur G'rrnay on the starboard bow!"

"Do you gotta be dramatic like that?"

"Yes, yes I do cabin boy." Alice teased. "That and I could put you in a sailor scout uniform before I drop you but...that would be cruel."

CHU~!

"GAH!" he cried out when he felt Kyonshi biting on his neck.

"Mmmmm." She kept on sucking on the neck before Alice hit him with a red light.

(On the planet)

-Anur G'rrnay-

SPLASH!

And dropped him in the middle of a large swamp like ocean as several large trees with bright purple fruit was visible from about five miles away from his location.

"Great, I should have gone Water Hazard, or Ripjaws before getting beamed down." He muttered. "Although the water is kinda like hot spring water...a very mild one at that." he looked around. "Alright, I better try and swim to some place less wet."

As he got ready to swim, he decided to lay on his back and let the waves carry him to shore. "This is actually gonna save me some energy."

However, what he didn't know was that a set of purple eyes were looking at him from underneath the water's surface, which increased from two to about fifty two in a matter of seconds.

'Wonder what I should do when I get to the trees. Maybe I could see if Upchuck can eat the fruit.' Ben thought. 'Or maybe it will just explode in my face? Well...it might happen so better not get my hopes up for a good scenario.'

The sets of eyes followed after him.

(On the small island)

Ben sighed before his head hit against the brownish sandbank. "Ow, should've looked where I was going." He then noticed a purple fruit over his head. "Oh no." he quickly scrambled away from it as fast as he could.

Plop.

BOOM!

Just as the fruit exploded like a grenade and caused the sand to turn into glass.

"Shit! I gotta move around on my toes." he gulped.

That was when he felt something or someone looking at him. He looked around while getting up.

"Hello? Is someone there?"

Silence.

"..."

More silence.

"I know you're out there. Just come on out and show yourself."

Silence.

Ben shivered before looking at the water and saw two hundred sets of eyes staring at him from the water. He reached for his watch. "Alright, if you want a fight, come on out of there."

But the eyes just looked at him, unblinking.

'This is just...creepy.' he thought while backing up. "Come on, are you gonna be creepy or you gonna come out of there?"

The eyes looked at him while staring at his soul.

"Uh...alright, then I'll just be on my way." Ben sweatdropped before turning around, only to hear some splashing behind him. "So NOW you come out, right when my back's turned."

As he turned, he noticed a group of ten foot tall humanoids with purple skin, giant squid like tentacles on their backs, purple scales with flaps covering them, dark purple eyes and holding large bone like spears in their hands.

And they looked like they were on edge for some reason.

"Wow, now I get why they were under the water." he muttered.

They pointed the spears at Ben.

"So now you wanna fight huh?" He asked.

They looked at the human's eyes before moving back and the leader, who had a missing right eye, walked over to him.

"My apologies." He said in a very horace tone. "But we thought you were an Ectonurite scout or something."

"Do I look like one?"

"At first." He said. "But you don't look possessed or arrogant."

"I'm a human, the name's Ben."

They looked at him like he just said something crazy.

"What?"

"It's just that we haven't seen a human in ten thousand years, not since one fell from the sky and tried to eat us." The leader sighed. "And that...beast has a lot more hair than you."

'Not this again.' he sighed. "I'm not a hairless ape, can we stop bringing that up?"

"Sure." The leader said with a nod. "So why are you here on Anur G'rrnay?"

"Vacation."

"...that's it?"

"Yep."

"...you are a strange creature."

"And you guys remind me of the Creature from the Black Lagoon, no offense."

"...what?"

"Nothing." Ben sweatdropped while noticing that they were about to go back into the water. "Wait! Aren't you going to bring me to your city?"

"Yes, but we need to bring you a transportation pod or you might drown."

That was when the omnitrix turned yellow and scanned one of the G'rraians.

"G'rraian sapian DNA unlocked."

"Really? Again?" he deadpanned.

"Yes, also initiating sarcasm protocol. Ya think? How? Ya not even good at math."

Ben grumbled at that one. "I gotta get that fixed. Looks like I won't need that pod."

The G'rraians looked lost at that before Ben slammed the watch and turned into Ripjaws. Which in turn caused them to jump into the water in shock.

"Huh, I didn't expect that, but I'm good with this." He sweatdropped before jumping into the water and saw the G'rraians pointing their spears at him. "Relax, I'm still human."

"And you're a giant talking fish now!" One of the younger ones yelled. "What next?! A Ectonurite?!"

"Relax, I'm friendly."

"Prove it."

"How?"

"Don't eat our tentacles!"

"Trust me, you guys don't look tasty." He deadpanned before saying. "So the city?"

Silence.

"What?"

"You are looking at us with hungry eyes." The leader sweatdropped. "And you're licking your lips."

GROWL!

"I can't help some of my alien's urges ok!" Ripjaws frowned.

"Just don't eat us and we will bring you to Kel'i."

"Promise."

The G'rraians sighed before swimming downwards into the abyss.

'Although I am feeling hungry.' He thought while diving into the depths as well.

(A few thousand feet later)

'How far is this city?!' he thought with it being pitch black around, only able to see with his lantern. 'And please don't let it be full of giant eels.'

"We're almost there."

'Thank god!' He thought with a sigh.

(Ten feet later)

"We're here."

Ripjaws looked with wide eyes as he saw a gigantic golden city covered in a large bubble and right over an undersea volcano.

"The great city of Kel'i."

"Wow, it's kinda like Atlantis."

"It was based on the Atlantiean's flaying ships."

'Ok…now I REALLY want to learn about Atlantieans. Must get into the Plumber archives!' he thought as they swam down near a large gate which began to open up.

Only for the water to vanish instantly. All of them moved inside with Ripjaws looking around.

And started to gasp for air!

"W-Water! Water!"

Beep beep beep!

FLASH!

"Ah...ah...ah…"

"Are you ok?" asked one of the G'rraians.

"Yeah...I'm good." He panted while looking tired.

GROWL!

And very hungry.

"Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to have any food stands, would you?"

They backed away.

"Not you."

They backed away even further.

"I mean food you'd eat, I'm not talking about eating you." he groaned.

They sighed in relief.

'Are they always this nervous?' he thought. "So any suggestions?"

(Two minutes later)

Ben blinked as he was currently sitting on a sticky slime chair as many G'rraians were busy feasting at a large table or just serving food and water on golden plates. "Well, I did want something to eat."

Music played in the grand hall as the G'rraians feasted like there was no tomorrow. All the while Ben looked at the food with most looking like fish and some looking like seaweed.

One of the fish blinked at him while making strange suction sounds.

'Ew.' he thought. "Uh, you wouldn't happen to have any tartar sauce, would you?"

But the G'rraians were too busy partying to answer him.

"Well, I know just the guy for this." He said while looking at the omnitrix. He turned the dial before pushing down and turned into Upchuck. "Time to eat!" he let out his tendrils and started to pull some of the food in and munched on it with a hum. "Not bad."

That was when several serving girls walked by and placed food next to him.

"Ooh, seconds."

(Few dozen 'seconds' later)

"Ahhh, that hit the spot." he sighed rubbing his stomach. As he did, he didn't notice someone looking at him from behind his back.

Poke poke.

But he did notice them poke him making him try and move them away.

"Not now, I wanna relax and let the food digest."

Poke poke poke.

"I said not now."

Poke poke poke poke poke poke.

He groaned and sat up. "Alright alright, what is it?"

Poke.

He sighed before turning around, only to see a tall G'rraian woman with dark yellow eyes, an H cup chest, a large ass, long purple tentacles for hair, and wearing a white robe over her body, smiling at him.

"Hi handsome~" she said in a flirtatious voice. "Want to eat me up~?"

He blinked and groaned. "For the last time, I'm NOT gonna go around eating you guys. This food is enough, not to mention I'm not messed up."

"But I want you to eat me." She huffed. "And do despicable things to my womanhood~"

He looked at her like she was nuts and blushed. "W-What!?"

"Oh dear." sighed one of them who saw this. "Here we go again."

"What do you mean?"

"Please." The girl said with a pout. "Rape me with your unholy tentacles~"

"What?!" he went wide eyed. "No! I'm not gonna do that!"

"Apologies for her visitor, she's rather…."

"What?"

"Odd." said the leader.

"Don't listen to them. I'd be more than happy to give you a tour of the city, especially some place dark and quiet where no one can hear me scream~" she whispered making him scoot as far as back as he could on the seat. "Eh? Come back!"

He paled as the omnitrix changed him back to Ben. "No way! I'm not gonna do that!"

"Aw, but you look dispicable and see me as a toy~"

"No I don't! I swear, I'm not like that." he spoke to the others. "I'd never do something like that to someone, especially someone I just met."

"Rita." One of the warriors sighed. "Please stop."

"Never! Not until he eats or rapes me~"

"I'm not doing any of that!"

"We apologize. You see, Rita here is an orphan." spoke the leader. "Ever since she reached adulthood, she has...shall we say, a very odd attempt at flirting. She has done this to others, but they are put off by it."

"Um...ok?"

"But be warned, she's very stubborn."

Rita waved at Ben while making a hole with one hand and a fist with the other before moving it through the hole like a ravenous lover. He blushed and stood up.

"Uh, well thanks for having me here for a feast, but I better get back to the surface, I don't wanna be a bother."

"You want to fuck me on the surface while ripping my arms off? My, that sounds evil~" Rita giggled with a wink and panting a little.

"No! I mean by myself! I'm not looking for anything like that while on vacation!"

"Oh…so want to make me your whore~?"

"...what part of that did you not get?"

"Mmmm." Rita moaned. "Your voice is destroying my chastity~"

"Ok I'm out, thanks again." he nodded to the others before walking away.

Only for Rita to jump on him.

"FUCK ME YOU BEAST~!"

"Wah! Get off!" he yelled as he started running as she held onto his back.

"RAPE ME WITH YOUR PATHETIC COCK!"

"Get off you crazy lady!"

"FUCK ME!"

Ben kept on running away as Rita kept on saying the most...blasphemous words and phrases in the universe, all the while he felt very scared right now. 'Forget Preta, this lady is the most crazy one I've run across!'

Beep beep.

"Hey." Alice said from the omnitrix. "Kyonshi is kinda playing with my buttons and you've been down on the planet for four months now. Kinda forgot about the planets fast rotation."

"WHAT?! It's hardly felt like a day!"

"Blame the planet having a two minute rotation. So you only have a month left and one planet to visit...um who's screaming about wild tentacles in the background?"

"This crazy lady who's outright wanting me to rape and do all kinds of messed up stuff to her! She's more crazy than Preta!"

"...so that's my cue to beam you up?"

"YES!"

And cue a red light hitting him.

(On the ship)

And appeared on the ship as Kyonshi was currently in a butler's uniform.

"Welcome back."

"Huh? Where are we?" blinked Rita.

"Oops, might have brought her on board the ship...want me to dump her into space?" Alice asked with a slight evil chuckle to her synthetic voice.

"Space? You mean where I'd have no air to breath in whatsoever?"

"Yes." Kyonshi deadpanned while sucking Ben's blood again. 'Tasty.'

"...oh~ How evil~"

"Is she always like this?"

"Yes, now stop." he spoke pushing Kyonshi off. "Alice, can't you just beam her back down to the planet?"

"I could, but that also means I have to beam you down as well, she's rather attached to you right now."

"Not for long." he spoke before transforming into Big Chill and went intangible.

"Eh?" Rita said before getting beamed back on the planet.

"She's back on the planet. You're welcome."

"Thanks, that was a close one."

CHU~

"GAH!"

"Mmmm~"

"S-Stop that!"

Kyonshi shook her head no.

"I'm not your own personal drink pouch!"

She huffed before moving away. "Ugh, your voice is too stressed, and I find stress very annoying."

"Well I found out I wasted four months eating!"

"Again, sorry but there's good news. Only one planet left." Alice said.

"Yeah, and one month left where I'll end up so stressed I'll have a heart attack." he remarked annoyed. "You're probably getting off on this, aren't you?"

"No, I'm not into necrophilia." Alice deadpanned. "And relax, the last planet is more of a semi utopian society with good hotels and great food similar to your earth cuisine."

"Yes, and let me guess, it's covered in molten lava, or wait, the air is literally flammable gas, right? Oh wait! Even better! The people who live there are cannibals." he remarked sarcastically. "Can you TELL I'm a bit on edge and annoyed?"

"I can." She deadpanned. "It's Anur Millgan, home of the Millgans and it's light refracting mountain and plant life. Fun fact, the people there can refract light and become invisible. And no, they don't do cannibalism. Really, why would they when they are the most normal species in the Anur System?"

"And? There's something else isn't there? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they hunt newcomers for fun. Go ahead, get it out of your systems."

"Nope. They are just a democratic society that likes to gather information, nothing more, nothing less."

"..."

"Oh and they have crystals on their bodies that can absorb solar radiation from the sun for sustenance. Like a reverse plant."

"..."

"What? Oh right, they have thermal vision so they can see through the thick fog covering the planet, and no it's not toxic."

"Anything else?"

"No."

"Alright, if you are telling the truth then this should help me get my nerves calmed down. Just keep in mind, if I come unhinged because of all the insanity, I have no idea what I might do."

"...ok then. So ready to head closer to the system's sun?"

"What do you-"

"Anur Millgan is closer to the sun than the other planets, which is why there is any light refraction in the first place." Alice interrupted while starting the engines up.

"Ah ha! So it is gonna be another hot planet!"

"No, the fog makes the planet as cool as ice. No joke, it's a universal mystery even I don't know. But trust me, it's not Mercury."

"Alright, well…not like there's a chance to skip it, might as well get it over with."

CHU~

And cue Kyonshi biting his neck in a loving fashion.

"AH! Stop that!" he cried pushing her off. "Alice! Can you give her something she can suck on besides me!"

"Ok." Alice said as an arm placed a large bottle into her mouth. "There, Tetramand milk. The most addicting yet nutritional milk in the universe, besides human milk and cow's milk."

"Wait…Tetramand's make milk?"

"Yep. But only the females, during the mating season."

And cue Looma appearing in Ben's head while her breasts were leaking milk.

'Oh~'

"Ok you can beam me down now!"

"We aren't even at the planet, we just started. It will take about an hour to get there."

"Oh…right." Ben blushed.

"So want me to put you in a dress now or later?"

'Ugh!'

(One hour later)

"How about now?"

"Almost, but again no." Alice said as Kyonshi was busy sleeping on the ceiling.

"Zzzzzz."

Ben grumbled before looking out the window and saw it was almost normal, with stars and asteroids being seeable, while the ship moved closer and closer to the sun.

"So...one question. Why won't you let her have your pen? Are you shy or something?"

"I just...ugh don't want to talk about it."

"Fine."

'Hopefully she drops it.' He thought before seeing a tiny planet with purple fog and large 'lights' all over the planet, making it look transparent.

"Welcome to Anur Millgan and the final spot for your tour of the Anur System."

"Hopefully it's worth it." He muttered before getting hit by a red light.

(On the planet)

-Anur Millgan-

And appeared in a very foggy location as white grass covered the landscape along with the faint outlines of a mountain rage in the distance. That and it was VERY bright.

Ben squinted his eyes and covered them. "If I knew this is what I was gonna see, I would have brought sunglasses."

As he tried to look through his fingers, he walked forwards and felt like he was going to fall off a cliff...again.

"She didn't even bother telling me which way a town was." He muttered while feeling very annoyed and unable to see at all. "I wonder if I have an alien that can see through all this brightness without going blind."

(Two hours of wandering later)

'WHERE IS THAT CITY?!' he thought feeling a migraine coming on. 'OW!'

CRASH!

And cue Ben falling back due to hitting an unseen object. "Double ow!"

"Jerk." said a very gloomy voice that should almost like a woman. "Crashing into me like that."

He groaned and looked around. "Where are you? I can't see you."

"In front of you, but I'm not revealing myself as per my job description."

"Well just so you know I'm trying to keep from going blind. This planet's really bright, and I've been wandering for TWO hours! So excuse me if I can't see someone invisible." he snapped back.

"..."

Ben frowned before a pair of black glasses hovered over his face.

"So you don't go blind."

"Thanks." He said while putting the glasses on.

"So are you like, calmer or like me? An emo?"

"That depends, is there a town nearby?"

"The city of Invis is just one mile from here, but are you an enemy of the state or just a very...bubbly policeman that got lost?"

"Do I sound bubbly to you?"

"...you sound a little cocky, but not bubbly." The voice said before pulling out a journal and wrote down something with a silver pen. "Good to know."

"What are you writing down?"

"Your profile." The voice said. "For documentation."

"My profile?"

"Yes, so that we know what you are, what your traits are, and assess your threat level."

Ben groaned at this.

"What? You don't like paperwork?"

"No one does."

"...I see." The pen wrote that down as well. 'A strange creature, that's for sure. The perfect weapon for that…judicial nightmare of a government.'

"So which direction do I go?"

"You need a guide to get into the city or the guards will strangle you before you can run away." The voice deadpanned. "If we don't have the proper information, we might think you're an alien lifeform out to destroy the president or something. And trust me, they are paranoid about outsiders, especially after that one guy came to the casinos and used some kind of matter absorption ability to turn his body into gold."

'...KEVIN!' he groaned. "Ok, so you need me to fill out some kind of survey?"

"Yes." A piece of a three page purple paper appeared in front of Ben. "Just write in the cleanest of script and then give it to me."

"Alright, might as well." He said while a pen appeared near his nose.

"Just make sure to fill everything out."

"I know the drill when it comes to stuff like this."

"Then start."

(Five minutes later)

"Are you done?"

"Almost."

"Ok."

(Five minutes later)

"Now I am."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Are you sure?"

"I just said yes."

"Just asking."

Ben deadpanned. "You can read it yourself."

The paper floated for a few seconds before vanishing into nothing. "Everything seems in order...ok, you can come with me to the capital. But I'm keeping an eye on you."

"And how can I follow you if I can't see you?"

"Simple, listen for the grass."

Crunch.

"And my footsteps."

"Alright, but don't blame me if I get lost." Ben sweatdropped before following the 'crunching' sounds.

(One hour later)

"Is the town invisible too?"

"No."

"Is it a big town?"

"It's a city, I've told you this ten times already."

"I'm just trying to make the time go by faster and make sure I don't go the wrong way."

"Why would you?"

"Because listening to footsteps only works for so long. I'm on a planet I've never been to, remember?"

"...not really."

He sighed.

"So you want to stay with me or at a hotel?"

"Why would you offer me housing? I'm a total stranger to you."

"Because I'm bored. And lonely."

"Or maybe you wanna stare at me." he idly remarked.

"..."

"Hello?"

"..." 'Mmm...interesting.'

"It was a joke."

"Oh." The voice said with disappointment as they made it to a large walled city with a castle in the middle of it. "And welcome to Invis."

"Wow, this is a pretty big wall."

"It is, and it has giant cannons on the towers."

"Huh...So is it peaceful?"

"Yes, but for me it's boring being a spy for the department of foreign affairs."

"Wait, you're a spy?"

"Yes, all of my race are in some way a spy, been like that for generations."

'Well with their powers I'm not surprised.'

"Also we are at the gates." The voice said before yelling out. "HEY! GUARDS!"

"WHAT?!" they called back.

"Open the gates! I have a visitor that needs a vacation and yes, I got all the paperwork!"

"Give us a second!"

"HOW ABOUT NOW!"

"HOLD ON!"

Ben sweatdropped at this.

And cue the gates opening up.

"THANK YOU!" The voice yelled out. "Head right on inside."

"Alright." He said while walking inside, and noticed the entire area was covered in walking jackets, hats and skirts, all floating around like a person. "..." 'Ok...that's unnerving.'

"Follow me."

"By the way, what's your name?"

"It's Grif Hall." The voice said. "Special agent Grif Hall."

"I'm Ben Tennyson."

"I know, I read your paperwork." Grif deadpanned. "And my apartment is down the road."

"Then lead the way."

(Later)

Click.

The door opened and the lights flicked on as Ben saw a very tiny room with a small bed, a tub near the window, and a fridge next to the bed.

"Welcome to my very humble abode, and yes, it's crappy."

"I was gonna say small."

The floorboards creaked as a large lump appeared on the bed.

"Um...can you show me your actual form?"

"Why?"

"So I have an idea on what you really look like. I mean you can see what I really look like after all."

"Well...fine, but you might not like it."

"I've been around the universe and seen a lot of stuff, I'm pretty open minded."

That was when the lump started to change into a human like woman with dark purple skin, dark yellow eyes, a G cup chest and large ass, with crystals covering her entire body like armor, long black hair with some dark eyeliner around her face, and was completely nude.

Ben blushed and covered his eyes. "Uh...quick question."

"Yes?" She asked while not covering her body.

"Do...most of your kind not wear clothes?"

"It's not a race thing, it's just me." Grif shrugged. "I'm a nudist."

Ben gulped and nodded. "A-Alright, just curious."

"Just stop covering your face, it's really making me annoyed." She crossed her arms. "Plus your straight right?"

"So you don't care if I'm staring?"

"Yep, I won't care."

Ben removed his hands and stared at her body. 'W-Wow, she's big.'

"I knew you wouldn't like what you saw."

"N-No no! It's not that, really."

"Then what is it then?"

"I…didn't want you to think I was some pervert if I stared."

"I'm the pervert here." Grif deadpanned. "Also since I don't have any other beds, you're sleeping with me."

"You're not gonna take any other option, will you?"

"How did you know that? Did you forget to put mind reader into the paperwork?"

"I took a guess." he answered back. "But if you're a spy, don't you have to file your report with your superiors?"

"Yes, but they always dock my pay and act like everything is great and awesome well...it's not!" She grumbled. "It's bleak and dark as my heart."

'Ok, wrong thing to say Tennyson.'

Grif got up while walking to the tub and turned the water on, her ass sticking in the air. "Want to jump in with me?"

"Uh, I don't think it has enough room." he blushed staring at the rear.

"It's big enough." She deadpanned. "Plus you look sweaty."

'Big...so big.' "I could just wait till you're done."

"I insist."

"Uh…." He blushed while Grif placed her body into the tub, showing off her chest.

"Come, get cleaned Benjamin."

"...you know what? I've had some of the craziest run ins with girls this vacation, and I'm done getting bashful. If you're fine with it, then I'll do it. Just don't make any remarks or ask me for fucking, please."

"Ok." She said calmly. "Besides, I'm not sure if I should date you or not, or even call you a friend. So for now, I'll hold myself." 'A little.'

Ben stripped himself and moved into the tub, even if it was a little snug.

Boing.

And accidentally hit her breasts with his hand, making it bounce a little.

"Careful."

"Sorry."

"It's fine, also your crotch is normal." Grif shrugged before closing her eyes. "Now let's just take...a...zzzzz."

"A nap? In the bath? Isn't that dangerous?"

"Zzzzzz."

"Nevermind." Ben sweatdropped while noticing that his cock was poking out of the water. He sighed and looked at her breasts. "I wonder...would she care if I used them like pillows?"

"Zzzz." She snored as Ben laid his head on her chest and closed his eyes.

'Really soft, even with the crystals.'

(Later)

Ben yawned while still sleeping to top of Grif's chest. "Zzzzz."

"Zzzzz."

"Zzzzz."

That was when Ben's stomach started to growl a little. He mumbled and began to slowly wake up and shivered.

'C-C-Cold!' He thought while getting up, his cock still as hard as a rock. He moved out of the tub and shivered due to the water being ice cold now. 'Need a blanket!'

"Zzzzzz." Grif snored.

"G-Grif, wake up." Ben said while Grif kept on snoring and drooled a little. "You'll catch a cold."

"Zzzzz."

He sighed before holding her nose.

"Zzz…eh?!" she jumped up. "Hey! What's the big idea?"

"You were asleep."

She frowned. "So? I have twenty three hour shifts."

"You're gonna catch a cold if you keep sleeping in cold bath water."

"..." she splashed him with water before going invisible.

"Hey!"

Silence.

"Real mature."

Silence.

"Ugh."

SPLASH!

"Hey! Do that again, I dare you."

Silence.

"I thought-" he said before Grif appeared behind him, still invisible and holding a cup of cold water, before pouring it on his head. "AHHH! COLD!"

"He he he." Grif chuckled. "Got you."

"That's it!" he dialed before pushing down and turned into Water Hazard before blasting at her with water.

"GAH!" She cried out before going through a wall and became visible again, with her ass sticking out of the hole. "Ow…"

"Payback."

"Ow…" she groaned as purple blood dripped from her hands, ass and legs. "Ugh…"

'...CRAP!' he thought moving over. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to actually hurt you! I just meant to get you soaked!"

"Just...get the bandages…"

(Two weeks later)

Ben sweatdropped as he saw a bandaged invisible Grif walking around the apartment, very tired and was too busy at the office to even get Ben out of the apartment, which was ok but all he's been eating was eggs and toast for two weeks and he was getting bored.

"Stupid superiors…" Grif grumbled. "Docking my pay again…"

"You gonna be ok?"

"Yes, but thanks to you and your little stunt, I have a lower salary." She grumbled. "Like about as much as a normal person would make."

"And-"

"Twenty five Invis per year. The lowest possible amount."

"So that bad?"

"Yes!"

"Well, maybe if you told me what your economy is like and how it works, I could help." he offered.

"How exactly?"

"Giving you money."

"...fine. A Invis is like a dollar, or something that golden boy said while stealing all that gold." She said. "So twenty five Invis is the same as twenty five dollars."

"Ok, and what does an Invis look like?"

She pulled out a silver dollar bill from her cleavage. "This is a single Invis dollar."

"Ok, well maybe I can make something to duplicate that."

"...counterfeiting is illegal here."

"Well it's either that or getting a job."

"I have a job."

"I meant me."

"...I see you as a male model for some reason." Grif said with a shrug. "Or perhaps a busboy."

"Give me a day to find a job."

"...fine." She sighed. "But if you can't find one, just stop and stay in the apartment. If you do however...I'll take you out to eat at a fancy restaurant."

"Deal." he replied before heading out.

(Later)

Grif was busy cleaning the dishes before Ben walked in with a sigh. "So, how did it go?"

"Well, I got a job, but…"

"Is it male modeling?"

"Yeah."

"...huh, need to write that down later." She muttered to herself. "So you want dinner now or later?"

"Later, I need to try and get my head around the fact that I'll be modeling almost naked."

"Want me to get you motivated?" Grif asked.

"How?"

She pulled out a camera from her cleavage. "We can roleplay with me as the cameraman and you the model."

"Uh...I'll pass."

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

"..." she put the camera away. "Fine, but I suggest you practice either when I'm asleep or out of the apartment."

He sighed. 'Why male modeling?!'

'I wonder if he'll crash and burn. I doubt he'll be that huge here.' Grif thought. 'Although I should continue my observations in secret, can't have him know I've been watching him all the time.'

(A week later)

"I can't believe it." muttered Ben looking at a magazine with numerous pictures of him in it. "I can't believe it."

Grif looked at the magazine and blinked. "So you became a hit? Wow, you look good in a speedo."

"I know, I never thought of me being a male model would work out. I figured they wouldn't bother to care."

"Well, how much did you get?"

"Two hundred Invis-"

CRASH!

Grif landed on her knees and started to tremble in shock. "H-H-How?!"

"What? What's wrong?"

"How?! Just how can you get a larger income than me?!"

'Oh right…she gets docked all the time.' he sweatdropped. "Well, if it makes you feel better, I did say I was gonna help you with money."

"Still! Making more money than me is...so insane!" 'Damn the government!'

'Yep, she's upset now.' he thought. "So you don't want the money?"

"...eh?"

"You heard me."

"...fine, but I don't like it." She huffed.

'She might change her tune if I keep getting paid this much.' He thought before putting the magazine down. "By the way, I have to get to work soon, so better take a bath now."

"Shall I join you?"

"If you want." He sweatdropped as Grif got up and started turning on the hot water.

(A bit later)

"How does it feel?"

"Relaxing." Ben sighed while laying in the tub, as Grif was currently invisible at the moment. "Very relaxing."

"Good, because you need all the strength to keep the modeling going. So what's the next line of fashion this time?"

"Well...it's a nude photoshoot." Ben blushed.

"Do you know how long it will take?"

"A day."

"...I see, so are thereany nice looking girls at the studio?"

"I couldn't see anyone."

"You didn't ask to see them?"

"I was more busy trying to pose in a speedo, my mind was elsewhere." he deadpanned.

Grif shrugged. "Well, you better get up and go to the photoshoot. That and I have some things to do."

"Gotcha, see ya later." He said while getting out of the tub and got dressed.

SLAM!

Grif blinked before getting out and pulled out her journal. "Let's see, good looking, charming, embarrassed. Mmm...should I add cute or just leave that for next time?"

The door opened as Ben ran back in to get his shoes and saw Grif writing in her journal, although it had the title 'Matchmaker Observation' on the spine. 'Huh, that's odd.'

But Grif was too busy in her own little world to hear the door open. "Mmm...let's see...take him out for a romantic dinner or stare at him while he's sleeping...which one for tomorrow?"

"Uh...Grif?"

"Alright, romantic dinner it is. And mmm...kissing him or giving him a hug? Decisions decisions-"

"Grif, I'm right here."

She blinked before looking at Ben and lightly blushed as she placed the journal in her cleavage. "Um…it's a gloomy dream?"

"How is a romantic dinner and kissing 'gloomy'?"

"Um….." she looked around before covering herself in her blankets.

"Grif? Is there something you wanna tell me?"

She poked her head out. "Um...you want the facts or a light lie?"

"Facts."

"...well I'm considering having you as a...boyfriend so I might have...tried to get dinner reservations for a nice um...you know."

Ben sighed. "You know, if you were into me, you could've just said so."

"...what?"

"You really think just asking me to dinner would be hard?"

"...oh." Grif sweatdropped. "So...want to go out for dinner after the photoshoot?"

"Sure, sounds like fun." He smiled as he walked out of the apartment.

As she watched him leave, she pulled out a pair of underwear and began to sniff it. 'Smells like him.'

(Later)

Grif and Ben smiled while at a semi italian restaurant while in their best clothing and at a very nice table overlooking a balcony as the full moon shone over the landscape. Both had glasses of wine in their hands while looking like a real couple.

"I gotta say, this place is pretty fancy." Ben chuckled.

"That it is, and you look fancy yourself."

"Thanks, you're not so bad yourself."

She chuckled while Ben kept on looking at her black dress. "Well, I don't like wearing clothes but for a romantic dinner, I'll let that slide for tonight."

"Honestly this is my first time going to a fancy restaurant for a date."

"Really? Tell me more."

"Well...the last date I had was at a smoothie place."

"Not a fan of smoothies." She said. "Got a stomach bug from one when I was younger."

"Well I'm hooked on them."

"...ever tried shakes?" Grif asked. "They taste good and are very sweet to the touch."

"Not too often."

"Well, we can have some later." She said while drinking some wine. "So, are you surprised that I would consider a relationship with you?"

"No." he replied bluntly. "Do you know how many girls I've run into who are into me?"

"No, you never added to the relationship status."

"Well, you're the only one that's not too crazy."

She deadpanned. "Was that an insult?"

"No, it was a compliment."

"...so what were these girls like?"

"I really don't feel like talking about it."

"Alright then, maybe at a later date. But aren't you going to drink your glass?"

"I'm trying to keep from going heavy on the wine."

"You sure? It's not that bad." she said while drinking her glass again. "Plus it's only one percent proof."

"Um…"

"Nevermind, so if you don't mind me asking, if you don't want to be in a relationship with me, could...we still be friends?"

"Oh shoot yeah."

"I see, I had to make sure." Grif chuckled slightly. "That way it doesn't feel awkward."

'Well at least she's being honest about it.' Ben thought while unknowingly drinking his glass of wine. 'And not upset.'

Grif finished her glass before looking closely at Ben. 'What should I say next? Should I confess to me peeping on him or should I just kiss him?'

'I wonder if I should show my thanks for this with a kiss, or would that be a bit forward?' Ben thought while mentally visualizing him either kissing Grif or to just make out with her in public.

Both contemplated and felt their hormones kicking in while they started to move closer and closer to each other.

'I'll start with holding her hand.'

'I hope a kiss on the cheek would work.' Grif thought as they were so close that they were close to kissing each other.

Ben reached down and grabbed her hand.

Chu~

And got kissed on the cheek as well.

He blinked while Grif moved back and was caught off guard.

"What?" She asked with a light blush. "You didn't like it?"

"I didn't say that." Ben said with a light blush.

"...want another one?"

"Sure."

Both moved closer to each other-

Beep beep.

"Yo." Alice said from the omnitrix. "What's going on down there? It's almost time to get you home."

Ben groaned. "Alice, kinda busy here."

"With what? Taking a dump or…oh. OH! I get it now!"

'Three, two, one.'

"You're fucking someone right?"

"No, I'm on a date."

"...ok. Well after your date, we have to head back to earth before the warranty expires on my contract."

"Head back?" spoke Grif with disappointment. "Really? But you were having a good life with me."

Ben sighed and placed a hand on her shoulder. "I'm sorry."

'No fair!' Grif thought in rage.

"Want to bring you up now or after you two kiss?" Alice asked.

"After the kiss." Grif spoke up quickly.

"Um...ok."

Ben leaned in close to Grif's face and kissed her lips. 'Might as well do it, or she might get upset.'

'Yes!' She thought with joy before kissing back. 'At least I have this.'

And cue a red light hitting Ben.

(On the ship)

And right back on the ship as he was currently kissing Kyonshi on the lips, making her blush heavily.

'He stole my first kiss!'

"Welcome back lover boy, how's the kiss?" Alice asked.

Ben blinked at this. He jumped back with wide eyes. "S-S-Sorry!"

"...he he he." She giggled while holding herself a little.

'Oh boy.'

"So ready to go home with the Vladat or without her? I can drop her off at a plumber base near saturn."

"You can't do that to me!"

"I can."

Kyonshi growled at that. 'Blasted machine...ugh. Better not get too stressed. Too much work.'

"Maybe it'd be for the best." suggested Ben.

"What?!"

"It's either that or getting hit by the sun."

"..."

"So we're going now or when entropy occurs?"

"Why can't I come with you?"

"Because...you tried to drain me!"

"...so?"

Ben groaned at that. "Still no."

"Aw!"

The ship's engines started up before flying away from the planet.

(Much later)

-Earth, Bellwood, Plumer HQ-

Ben sighed as he walked away from the docking bay, relaxed and away from crazy girls, an annoying AI and blood sucking space vampires. "I gotta say, I thought I was gonna crack back there, but damn does it feel good to be back home."

As he walked out of the base, he found his motorcycle right near the front door and was a little confused as he gave it to Kevin ten months ago.

'Maybe he brought it here just encase I came back?' Ben thought while getting his helmet on. "Maybe I'll grab a smoothie on the way."

ZOOM!

The bike drove off while he didn't notice a familiar ship flying towards his house.

(Later)

-Tennyson residence-

Ben opened the door while noticing his parents weren't in the house yet and it was dark inside the house. "Looks like I got the place to myself, score."

He turned on the lights and noticed that there was sand and water on the carpet.

"...did they go to the beach?" he muttered confused. "Maybe I should just go to my room."

The hero walked up the stairs and tried to open the door, but for some reason it was locked.

"Eh?"

The sounds of giggling was heard inside the room.

"...nope, nope, no way." he backed up and dialed in an alien. "I'm not gonna get ambushed, not on my day back."

FLASH!

And cue him turning into Snare-oh as he went to rip the door open. He grabbed the edges and quickly opened it and lunged inside. "You won't get me!"

"Hi husband."

He blinked before seeing to his horror, High-Ecto Lord Preta, Elizabeth Hook, Gévau, High Pharaoh Hathor, Zamia, Lady Kyonshi of the Jiang Family, Rita, and Grif Hall, on the bed while looking at him with love, insanity, devotion, or just lust.

"Hi." All of them said with a wave.

"W...W...W…WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?!"

"Living with you, duh." Preta smirked.

"Rip me apart~" Rita said with lust. "Don't worry about my screams of pain~"

"Did you think you could escape?" frowned Hathor.

"I was worried, so I came here!" beamed Zamia.

Gévau panted a little. "Don't worry, I got permission from grandfather to keep you safe."

"Also." Elizabeth frowned. "Did you really have to run before the foreplay? That was rude."

"Eh?" Grif and Kyonshi looked at her in surprise.

"What? It's true."

"I dated him/I sucked his blood." Both said before looking at the other. "What?"

Snare-oh was speechless and looked at all of them before groaning and literally unraveled into bandages on the floor with the head dropping on top.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...he he." Zamia giggled. "He's funny."

'There goes the snap…' Snare-oh thought with his eyes rolling around before passing out.