Hey, guys. After social media blew up about Elmo's longtime beef with Zoe's pet rock Rocco on Sesame Street. I figured I'd make a comedy fic starring Maud Pie who loves rocks especially Boulder and Trixie Lulamoon like Elmo will have her sanity tested hanging with the rock lover. Don't forget to review after reading to give your feedback on the parody.
Anyway, My Little Pony: FIM belongs to Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Not me. Let's get it.
One day in Ponyville, Trixie Lulamoon was having some peace and quiet in her trailer. The blue and white mare sang to herself without a care in the world. Trixie smiled in the mirror gazing at her beauty posing with her magician outfit.
"OWhat a joy. The great and lovely Trixie's always flawless as usual. Best of all, that upstart Twilight Sparkle's not here to upstage Moi.", Trixie smirked still posing. However, a doorbell interrupted her train of thought. A confused and annoyed frown appeared on her face after noticing somebody ringing at her doorstep.
"Now who is interrupting Trixie's peace and quiet? They better have a good excuse.", she huffed going to the door and opened it with her magic. Once she'd open It, the guest was none other than Pinkie Pie's rock-loving sister, Maud. The pony in question had a neutral face which is not a surprise in the least.
"Hello, Trixie. What are you up to?", the rockophile asked as Trixie puts her nose up in the air.
"Just enjoying a day of peace and quiet until you rang the doorbell of the great and Powerful Trixie. What about you?", Trixie asked expecting Maud to answer giving her reason.
"Oh nothing. Boulder wanted to visit you. So I decided to take him to you so we could hang out.", Maud explained.
"Okay? Since my peaceful solitude is ruined, where are you going to take me anyway?", Trixie asked with an eyebrow raised. Maud whispered to the rock Boulder for a moment causing Trixie to deadpan.
"Maud, why are you talking to a rock?", the magician asked with a dull voice. Maud turned to face Trixie after discussing things with Boulder.
"Boulder says we should go to Sugarcube Corner.", Maud told the magician mare. Trixie narrowed her eyes thinking the monotoned mare was as equally crazy as her party loving sister.
"Boulder's a rock! Rocks don't talk!", Trixie explained to the rockophile but Maud assured her believing in her pet rock.
"Maud, rocks don't talk! And what does a rock need from Sugarcube Corner anyway?!", Trixie asked looking at Maud like she's from another planet.
"Boulder's an exception to the rule. He wants to see Pinkie and try out some shortcakes.", Maud in her trademark monotone said as Trixie facehoofed.
"Trixie doesn't understand this! Rocks don't eat! Let's just go before you make me act a fool.", the magician mare said exasperatedly before the girls and Boulder left the trailer. Little did Trixie know that her sanity will be tested once again by another Pony and no, it's not Pinkie Pie Or Twilight Sparkle.
"Okay, where the buck is Maud and that stupid rock anyway?! Trixie stood here for a while at the door and she's taking forever!", Trixie groaned waiting for Maud to come back. The magician mare sighed to herself as she watched everypony else pass by in the streets. However, Trixie didn't have to wait any longer for Maud came back with Boulder. The blue mare frowned wanting an explanation.
"And what took you so Long?! Trixie's waited 20 bucking minutes!", she snapped but the answer given to her caught her off guard.
"Boulder had to go potty.", Maud answered causing Trixie to do a double take falling on her haunches.
"What?", Trixie deadpanned at the response she just heard coming straight from the rockophile's mouth. She shook out of her shock and looked around to make sure no one was there listening. The blue mare sighed in relief saving whatever dignity she had left.
"Let's just head Inside and don't tell me where Boulder went to potty. I'll Lose my appetite and more Of moi's sanity.", Trixie grumbled. The two girls entered the shoppe catching Pinkie's attention. The pink earth pony was through giving a customer their order and gazed at her big sister and Trixie. Pinkie beamed bouncing up and down seeing Maud.
"Maud, It's great to see you! How you've been?! It's so great to have you at Sugarcube Corner? And Trixie, what are you up to? Are you up to your Old tricks again? Hee-hee, Trixie up to her old tricks. What a good One.", Pinkie rambled as Trixie rolled her eyes at the pink mare.
"Definitely not. Just keeping whatever left of Moi's sanity.", the blue mare groused not forgetting what Maud did with Boulder for 20 minutes. Maud gazed at her sister and answered.
"Just researching about rocks with my pet Boulder. He likes the diamonds. It's his favorite.", Maud honestly said with Pinkie giggling. She nodded her head taking in every word of her sister.
"Oh that's wonderful, sis! Boulder likes diamonds? That's something Spike and himself have in common.", Pinkie chirped. Trixie scoffed proving herself right about her notion of the Pie sisters in front Of her being two kinds of crazy.
"How can a rock like something anyway?! There is no way that could happen! Boulder's a bucking rock! A bucking rock!", Trixie yelled hoping her Logic could get through both of the Pies' skulls. However, it didn't even work out. Pinkie using her Pinkie Sense noticed something familiar of the situation.
"This reminds me of another series where one red monster has beef with a rock. My Pinkie Sense is tingling with this one.", the pinkette deduced breaking the fourth wall. Trixie huffed and decided to order her food first just so she doesn't lose her mind.
"Ugh. Look, Pinkie. I'd like a slice of strawberry shortcake and a hay tomato and cheese sandwich and hold the mayo.", the blue and white mare demanded. Pinkie nodded her head wildly getting the order.
"Okey-dokey-lokey! And what would you like, sis?", Pinkie asked.
"I'll have the rocky-road ice cream with a cheese tomato sandwich. Oh and Boulder would have strawberry cheesecake and turtle ice cream.", Maud ordered causing Trixie to protest. The other patrons watched in interest of what was going on.
"Oh buck to the no! Boulder's a rock! Rocks don't eat, Maud! What is wrong with you?!", Trixie ranted. Pinkie frowned at the magician mare and had an Italian accent for a moment.
"Well-a he's-a talkin to-a me! And the customer's always-a right! Capisce?", Pinkie said to Trixie causing the magician to get frustrated.
"But Boulder's a stinking rock! How the buck will It eat?! It doesn't have a mouth for bucksake!", Trixie yelled flailing her front hooves in the air exercising her point. Maud faced her after looking at Boulder for a moment.
"Trixie, please stop. You're upsetting Boulder. He wants you to calm down and sit.", the rockophile suggested but Trixie fumed gritting her teeth.
"Trixie upset! Trixie don't believe this! Rocks don't have any feelings! How In the hay could it get upset?!", the blue unicorn yelled in frustration. Pinkie shook her head disapprovingly at Trixie's behavior.
"Trixie, I'm appalled at you. Boulder's a customer like everybody else. And please behave yourself! There are foals present!", Pinkie warned as foals with their parents listened in curiously on Trixie's tirade. Their parents glared at the magician for that stunt she'd pulled.
"What the buck are you lookin' at?!", Trixie yelled at a Pegasus mare and her filly. Maud gently ushers her to their seat before the magician stirs up trouble. Once Pinkie delivered the food to the table, she smiled at Maud and Boulder.
"There you go, rocky-road ice cream and a cheese and tomato sandwich for my siss, a hay cheese and tomato sandwich and a slice of strawberry shortcake for Trixie and a turtle ice cream and strawberry cheesecake for sweetie pie Boulder.", Pinkie giggled with Trixie groaning in exasperation.
"Could this get any worse? Hey! I said no mayo! What did you do, Pinkie?!", the blue mare screeched causing the baby foals to cry. Everyone glared harshly at Trixie's outburst with Pinkie gasping.
"Now Look what you've done! Your outbursts made the poor foals cry! What do you have to say for yourself?!", Pinkie glared as Maud though exterior showing no facial expressions felt disapproval towards Trixie.
"Trixie, please calm yourself. Your upsetting Boulder further too.", she warned. Trixie growled under her breath pointing at Boulder's meal.
"Oh come on! For the Love of Celestia! Boulder's a rock for the umpteenth time! He can't eat! Buck it all! I called a rock a he!", the magician groaned placing a hoof on her face. Maud ate her food shaking her head at Trixie's behavior while Boulder's food left untouched.
"I knew that this is Like that red monster having beef with a rock! And the author of this story parodying this! I know it!", Pinkie said breaking the fourth wall. The girls ate their food and In Trixie's case, she stole Boulder's lunch much to Maud and Pinkie's dismay.
"Trixie, that was Boulder's food. What were you thinking?", Maud wondered showing some concern for the rock. Trixie scoffed with Pinkie glaring not liking how the blue and white mare was acting towards her sister and Boulder.
"That's just awfully mean!", Pinkie scolded.
"You got to be kidding! That's a waste of food and you know It!", Trixie ranted. Maud sighed having no other choice but to leave.
"It's nice to see you again, Pinkie. I need to take Trixie out the door before she causes more of a scene. And Boulder enjoyed his lunch before Trixie stole the rest of it.", Maud said as Pinkie agreed. She patted Boulder and hugged her sister.
"You're very welcome, Maud. And you're very welcome, Boulder. Sorry about Trixie's behavior.", Pinkie told Maud and Boulder as the two mares glared at Trixie going On a tirade. Maud paid for the meal in bits before she ushered Trixie out of the bakery. Once Outside, Maud turned to Boulder for a moment.
"What is it, Boulder? You need to go again? Well, okay. We'll take you there.", Maud told her pet rock. Trixie deadpanned watching the Rockophile talk to Boulder.
"What are you talking about now?! This better be good!", Trixie grumbled. Maud turned to her with a blank expression.
"Boulder says he needs to go potty again.", that pushed One of Trixie's buttons causing the angry azure mare to shout in hysterics.
"Motherbuckers! Trixie's annoyed at this! How can a rock go to the Potty?! They gotta eat and drink in Order to pass anything out the other end! By the way, Boulder's not a Living thing! It's a rock!", Trixie hissed as she tried to walk to the next area.
"Umm, Trixie? You might want to be careful. Boulder just did his business there.", Maud warned causing Trixie to deadpan. However in comic fashion, she stepped in something squishy and grumbled under her breath.
"This better be mud!", she growled with an anime vein pulsating on her forehead. The "pie" she stepped in wasn't from Boulder but from some animal. Maud shook her head as both girls left to go Apple Jack's for something to drink her stresses away. Trixie hoped getting tipsy would let her loose after what Maud put her through so far.
After an annoying trek to Apple Jack's, Trixie sighed rubbing the temples in frustration watching Maud talk to her pet rock Boulder. The blue mare groaned putting up with the recent shenanigans at Sugarcube Corner. The girls were almost at the gates as Trixie sighed to herself.
"Well that went great. Pinkie and Maud are two unique kinds of cray-cray! Ooohh, Boulder wants to go potty! Boulder wants ice cream! I swear that if Maud mentions anything about what that stupid rock, I'll go berserk! I'm tempted to rip the hairs out of Moi's beautiful head!", the unicorn groused. Maud's monotone voice stopped Trixie's angry rant.
"Trixie, we're at the gates. Let's head on inside. Boulder's thirsty. Aren't you, Boulder?", the rock fanatic asked the boulder with no response. Trixie facehoofed messing with her hair frustrated.
"Damn it, Maud! Just buck it. Let's go and drink my anger and sorrows away.", Trixie snipped.
"Boulder says you must watch what you drink.", Maud warned as the girls went inside with Trixiefoaming at the mouth. They followed the pathway to where the bar section of Apple Acres.
"Wow, Apple Jack. Your apple cider is to die for! It's the drink of the gods!", Rainbow Dash gushed over her favorite drink. Apple Jack, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rarity and surprisingly Pinkie Pie was Present. The girls smirked at their speedy friend's fascination of cider.
"Rainbow, I swear you're gonna bust if you drink too many of these. I'm surprised your bladder didn't explode as of yet. Good gravy.", Apple Jack shook her head with RD rolling her eyes burping loud by accident.
"Eww! Rainbow, that's gross! That's uncouth for a lady! Cover your mouth!", Rarity scolded wrinkling her muzzle in disgust. Pinkie laughed snorting on the floor falling off her barstool.
"Rare, as what the green ogre says, "Better out than in!", the pink mare bounced as Rainbow smirked. Twilight raised her eyebrow looking away from her book.
"What green ogre? I don't recall us meeting one that told you that.", the alicorn confusedly said to Pinkie. Fluttershy broke the awkwardness by softly changing the subject.
"So Pinkie, How was your meeting with your sister Maud? Is she doing well?", the meek Pegasus asked. Apple Jack nodded her head In interest.
"It's been a while since we've seen her, sugarcube. How's she holdin' up in Bouldertown?", the cowgirl asked as Pinkie frowned a Little remembering what Trixie did in front of Maud. But shook it off and smiled answering the girls' question.
"Maud's doing well researching all kinds Of rocks. Oh and she brought Trixie along to the bakery today.", Pinkie said catching the girls' attention. Twilight had a suspicious look hearing her rival coming to town hanging with Maud. Spike and the others caught wind of this for they had their little beef with the mare in the past.
"Not to sound rude and Intrusive, but Maud should probably be careful around Trixie. Sure, she's earning our trust but we need to be sure she's keeping her word.", Twilight wisely told Pinkie and the others. Pinkie chuckled to herself knowing what went down in Sugarcube Corner.
"Oh, I'm aware of that.", Pinkie chirped.
"Are you sure, Pinkie? Trixie's always wanting to upstage Twilight in magic. If Trixie starts anything, it's clobberin' time!", Rainbow pounded her hooves together as Fluttershy shook her head.
"Now, now, Rainbow. We mustn't resort to violence."
"Deffinitely not in this bar. Otherwise, you'll be helping in fixin' It for weeks.", Apple Jack warned. Rainbow gasped and facehoofed at both girls chastising her.
"You almost tore the bar to hay after what you and Gilda had done causing a bar brawl.", Twilight glared along with the Other girls except for Spike who rubbed his hands Master Roshi style.
"I thought it was a great fight. Too bad it wasn't in the mud pit. Now that would be—"
"SPIIKE!", Twilight yelled causing Spike to chuckle with a shiteating grin. Rarity shook her head at the dragon's perverted ideas of a catfight in a mudpit. Before Rainbow can protest to Apple Jack, the doors Opened revealing to be Maud carrying Boulder keeping a levelhead followed by Trixie grumbling about the rock farmer getting On her bucking nerves. Pinkie and the girls waved to Maud while Spike kept On rubbing his claws Roshi style before writing something on a List containing letters and sizes that Twilight or the Other girls wouldn't approve of. Twilight did a quick glare at Spike before turning to a scowling Trixie.
"Well, well. If it isn't that second rate upstart Twilight! I demand a rematch! You owe the great and Powerful Trixie that much!", the unicorn noted. Twilight facehoofed before speaking to the grumpy mare.
"I beat you many of times, why go through that again?"
"Better than listening to that maniac over there!", Trixie pointed at Maud at the bar with Boulder sitting on the counter as if it were a patron.
"So what can I get ya, Maud?", Apple Jack asked with a genuine smile. The rock farmer didn't take too much time to think it over.
"I'll have your apple cider on the rocks. What would you like, Boulder?", that question alone got Trixie in a cranky mood.
"Oh buck naw!", Trixie yelled with Twilight raising her eyebrow at her rival's irritation. The alicorn got amusement over this as she watched Apple Jack feeling the same way as did the rest of the gang.
"So what would Boulder like to drink?", the cowgirl asked smirking at Trixie as Maud answered.
"Boulder says he wants hard cider on the rocks.", she said causing Trixie to pound her hooves on the table.
"Maud, Boulder's a frickin' rock! It cannot drink! Apple Jack, don't listen to this rock loving maniac!", Trixie yelled causing Pinkie to get mad at the insult.
"Don't you talk about my sis that way! Just for that, put it all on Trixie's tab!", the pink pony barked but Maud shook her head.
"Actually, Boulder already did that. Sorry, Trixie. But you'll have to pay for this one.", Maud told the blue unicorn in which the latter had her jaws dropped. Rainbow snickered and laughed herself silly while Fluttershy didn't want to get involved with Trixie's possible tantrum. Rarity fanned herself gracefully watching the blue unicorn continuously suffer at the hooves of the rock farmer. Twilight just shook her head before reading her book some more. Spike grinned as Trixie shouted at Apple Jack hoping she didn't give in to Boulder's request.
"Apple Jack, you're not going to put that on my tab because of a stupid rock?! Moi's not happy one bit if you do!", Trixie glared but Apple Jack shook her head.
"Sorry, hun. It's already on your tab. So you're payin'. What would you like, Trix?", Apple Jack asked with the grumbling blue unicorn not wasting any time.
"Just give me something that will get me tipsy! I don't give a damn at this point. Those bucking Pie Sisters drive me to drink!", Trixie yelled.
"Damn Straight!", Pinkie smirked only for Trixie to growl and whine. Apple Jack just shrugged and went on to making the orders. She came back with the drinks for Trixie, Maud and Boulder. The magician didn't waste any time drinking out of a tall mug of alcoholic cider. Maud enjoyed her drink while obviously Boulder just sat there. Maud turned to the rock and asked it.
"Is your drink good, Boulder? You liked It? Okay. Boulder says you make the best apple cider in Ponyville.", Maud told Apple Jack in which Rainbow beamed while Trixie gulped down hard on her booze.
"Wow! Boulder and I have things In common! We love apple cider! Woo-hoo!"
"Umm, Rainbow? Rocks cannot taste nor drink. The glass still has something in there.", Fluttershy corrected the speedy Pegasus. Trixie nodded her head agreeing with the shy Pegasus.
"Finally, FLuttershy's the only One so far who agrees with me! I tried to tell Maud but she doesn't listen to me. How can Boulder know? It's a rock!", the blue unicorn pounded her hooves agitated. Her glass was empty after gulping it down like water. She pointed a hoof at the bottles Of booze and cider.
"I want another round, Apple Jack! Moi needs all the booze she could get!", Trixie demanded while Spike went to the barstool beside Maud and tried to order something.
"I'll have what she's having.", the dragon slyly tried ordering pointing a claw at Trixie. Apple Jack shook her head at the dragon while Twilight gave a bat glare.
"Absolutely not, Spike. You're too young to have alcohol.", Twilight sternly told the dragon. Spike whined at the alicorn trying to convince her to let him get some.
"Only in a few years. So whaddya say, Apple Jack? Slide a dragon some booze.", the dragon Ordered but the farm girl shook her head and smiled.
"Sorry, sugarcube. Twi's right on this one. How about a bottle of regular cider instead? On the house.", the cowgirl said handing the dragon the bottle of cider. Spike groaned in disappointment as Rarity sat near him comforting the dragon.
"Relax, Spikey-Wikey. A gentlecolt doesn't need any booze at your age.", Rarity told Spike as the dragon acted Like Roshi once more. He wrote something down on paper catching Maud's attention.
"What are you writing about, Spike?", the rock lover asked knowing deep down what that was. The names of the girls in the bar plus the letters beside their name gave a clue on what the dragon is up to.
"Ohhh. Nothing. Just some research.", Spike smiled mischievously. Maud with a usual neutral face eyed the paper that had the breast and butt sizes on the graph. The rock farmer felt curious as did the Other girls. Pinkie gasped eyeing the list much to Spike's sheepish nature.
"Wow, Spike guessed my butt size perfectly. Who figured he'd like asses as big as mine.", Pinkie grinned with Twilight narrowing her eyes and Trixie getting buzzed In her stupor. Maud chimed in which would get Trixie riled up.
"Boulder says I have a C size and a firm butt like a rock. Oh and he says he's an ass man.", Maud answered as Spike wrote the rock farmer's sizes down.
"Spike, what In tarnation are you writing stuff like that for?", AJ gasped with a frown while Fluttershy covered her chest with a squeak. Rarity blushed while Rainbow frowned at her boob size smaller than majority of the girls. Twilight did her Bat Glare disapprovingly at Spike's "research".
"Spike, what's the meaning of this?! You better give me one good reason—"
"So, Spike. What's Moi's size? Trixie wants to know."m, the magician slurred a Little as the drinks kicked In to her system. Maud answered the question that really riled Trixie up.
"Boulder says she's okay In the boobs but poor on the ass. It's flat.", Maud answered. Trixie's face turned red in anger with Spike smiling while Twilight glared silently at the dragon. The blue unicorn meanwhile used her horn to pull the can of whipped cream off the shelf with her magic. Apple Jack gasped noticing her cream was missing.
"What the—"
Trixie sprayed the cream on her face and shook her head violently side to side like a mad mare. The whole Boulder escapade with Maud reached the poor unicorn's limits as she repeated the process spraying the cream and shake her head snarling. The cream flew off Of her face and onto the other girls.
"Goodness gracious! What On earth is wrong with you?!", Rarity shouted.
"Eeep! Why does she have Apple Jack's whipped cream?", Fluttershy squeaked as cream landed on her mane. The poor girl hid behind Rainbow Dash helplessly watching Trixie use up the can of whipped cream much to Apple Jack's dismay. Pinkie noticed the whipped cream fly onto her mouth and the pinkette licked it off her face. Rarity screamed dramatically at her friend's recently gross action.
"Pinkie, that came off of Trixie's mouth! Disgusting!"
"So? Tastes pretty good to me. At least, she doesn't have any rabies. Yay, rabies!", Pinkie cheered as Twilight facehoofed.
"Oh my Celestia. This day can't get any more crazier. Spike, we'll talk about your pervy actions later.", Twilight sternly told the dragon who grinned at the alicorn. Twilight gasped at new additions to the list under Maud and Trixie's sizes being Celestia and Luna's boob and ass sizes being the best One's. Twilight growled and sharply glared at Spike.
"Ummm, I can explain.", Spike smiled. Twilight levitated the list and ripped it up much to Spike's dismay. Trixie managed to pull another whipped cream off the shelves only for Apple Jack to snatch It.
"That's enough, Trixie! Girl, what the buck's wrong with you?! You acted like a rabid beast! That empty can's going on your tab!", she glared as Trixie pounded and slurred.
"Get me another drink on the double! Moi can handle her liquor.", Trixie hiccups as Apple Jack frowned refusing to do so.
"Boulder says you had too much to drink. He could smell the alcohol on your breath.", Maud admitted causing Trixie to lose It. She snarled and growled yelling her frustrations losing her sanity.
"Trixie had enough of this! Boulder this! Boulder that! I wanted to enjoy my day in Peace but no! She had to bring that stupid rock with her!", Trixie yowled pointing at Maud who Just blinked taking In the unicorn's tirade.
"First, you ordered food for that thing, then you took it to go bucking potty, you drove me insane, and insulted my bucking ass size! I am mad as hell!", Trixie yelled using her magic to pick up Boulder much to Maud's protest.
"Trixie, what are you doing?! Put my friend down!", she begged but Trixie laughed evilly causing Pinkie to help her big sister.
"You heard her, Trixie you meanie! Put Boulder down! Put him down Or else!", the party mare warned as the other girls try to stop Trixie. Spike tried to help but Trixie cackled like the drunk she is speaking sober thoughts. Before Maud knew it, Trixie opened the door of the bar and threw Boulder outside as far as she could. The unicorn smirked while Maud had a blank expression on her face but deep down knew her rock friend was in trouble. Pinkie glared at Trixie as did the other girls.
"Now you've done It, Trixie! Why would you do such a thing to my sister?!"
"H-How could you?!", Pinkie and Maud said respectively as the other girls shared their sentimentds.
"That was pretty low of you, Trix.", Rainbow chided putting up her dukes only for Rarity to hold her back. Trixie scoffed continuing her ranting.
"Oh come On, girls. Boulder's a rock! They're a dime a dozen! Maud can find another rock to go crazy over. I Just had it with the bucking rock!"
RAAAOW-Wow-RAAAAAAAAOW!
"Oh snap!", Spike gulped as the other girls watch Trixie get what's coming to her. Pinkie knew all too well as she pulled out some bits.
"50 bits on Trixie getting her ass beat.", Pinkie chirped. Maud with a protective instinct launched onto a surprised Trixie and gave the drunken unicorn an ass beating she won't forget. Trixie screaming and mountain lion sounds coming from Maud echoed outside the bar as the fight went into a dustcloud. Spike smiled loving a good catfight as he pulled out some bits to bet only for Twilight to use her magic to Place the money back into Spike's claws glaring at him and Pinkie for gambling.
"Somebody needs to stop them. They're going to be seriously hurt.", Fluttershy squeaked. Spike and Rainbow Dash were egging the fight In Maud's favor.
"Don't worry, Flutters. Everything's going to be Okay. Get her! Bite her head!", Rainbow yelled to Maud only for the girls except for Pinkie to chastise her. Spike didn't notice as he added In.
"Go for the jugular! The Jug—OWWW! Buck was that for?!", Spike groaned rubbed where Twilight smacked him upside the head. Trixie yelled at Pinkie and the Others for help.
"Get this maniac Off me! Bucking do It! Help me, you Pricks!", Trixie yelled as Maud comically mauls the hell out of the unicorn avenging her precious rock. Pinkie had a hunch and placed her nose on the floor sniffing much to Apple Jack's confusion.
"Pinkie, what are you doing sniffing the floor? Are you a dog or something?", the cowgirl asked in disbelief. Pinkie stopped for a moment and explained everything.
"I think I know where Trixie threw Boulder. It has Maud's scent over it. If I get Boulder, Trixie won't be mauled to pieces. BRB!", Pinkie said placing her nose back on the floor as her rear bends over swaying back and forth with Spike acting Like Roshi again only for Twilight to frustratingly slam a bucket over his head.
"That's It. Follow the scent. Follow the scent.", Pinkie told herself sniffing the ground searching everywhere for Boulder. The pinkette was nearly out Of luck until she sensed something stronger.
"Wait a sec! Maud's scent! I'm getting warmer! Just a Little more. Hopefully, Maud spares Trixie before she lands in the hospital.", Pinkie rambled. She got closer until her snout hits the rock with her sister's scent On it. She was happy she found it causing her to howl. The pinkette grabbed the rock with her mouth bouncing back to the bar.
Rarity and Twilight respectively grabbed Maud and Trixie with their magic stopping the fight in the process. Apple Jack rubbed the temples on her head feeling relieved her bar wasn't torn all to hell. The same couldn't be for Trixie as her mane was in a mangled mess, bruises and bites were on her body covered in bandages, her eyes were bloodshot red from being drunk. However, Maud didn't have a scratch On her going back to her neutral self.
"Let this be a lesson to you, Trixie. Never get between a woman and her rock.", Maud said In monotone with Trixie grumbling In annoyance and pain. Pinkie came back in as she called to her sister.
"Oh, Maud. Look who I've found!", the pink pony said with Boulder in her mouth. Maud's eyes beamed as she ran Over to Pinkie.
"You found him?! Oh thank you, Pinkie! Thank goodness you're Okay.", Maud said carrying Boulder with relief. Spike complained about his bucket on his head.
"Hey! Can someone get this bucket off my head?! I'm not sure who won the fight. Did Maud win?", Spike wondered but Twilight and the girls ignored him. Rarity looked at Trixie knocked Out cold and got the girls' attention.
"Umm, what are we going to do with Trixie? She's out cold from the beating Maud gave her.", Rarity wondered.
"Why not just take her to Nurse Redheart?", Fluttershy suggested.
"I'll take her home to my place. Trixie's going to have a hangover tomorrow.", Twilight said as Spike finally got the bucket off of his head looking at Trixie's unconscious body.
"You got knocked the buck out, man!", he, Pinkie and Rainbow yelled In unison earning a glare from the other girls. Twilight had Pinkie carry Trixie on her back. Apple Jack decided to close the bar to help ensure Trixie a safe passage to Twilight's home. However, she gave something to Spike in an envelope.
"Sugarcube, once Trixie wakes up and ready, give her this..", Apple Jack told the dragon as he nodded.
"Thanks, hun.", she kissed him on the cheek before they all left the bar.
Trixie was on the couch in the guest room Of Twilight's as she suffered a hangover. The blue mare groaned rubbing her head puking in a bucket. After her Pukefest, she sighed to herself.
"Damn that Maud. Who knew she could take loving rocks to the most extreme? And where am I?", Trixie looked around rubbing her temples.
"You're at my house. We carried you over while you were knocked out.", Twilight told the magician as she went over with Spike carrying a cup of liquid for the blue unicorn. Trixie glared at her rival but Spike looked at Trixie up and down to where Maud beat the shit out of her.
"Damn, Trixie! You got knocked the buck out, man!", the dragon told the mare only for Twilight to scold at him.
"Spike! Ugh, I'm so gonna kill Rainbow and Pinkie for letting you watch Friday.", the alicorn sighed before remembering what she was going to tell Trixie.
"I cooked up a Potion fit for hangovers. Zecora taught me how to make this recipe after Rainbow Dash drank one too many drinks.", Twilight said as Spike handed the blue unicorn the potion.
"Ugh. Do I even have to drink this slop?"
"Well, you did drink two tall mugs of strong hard cider."
"And you got your ass beat by Maud.", Spike added in only for Twilight to give him the Bat Glare to shut him up.
"Anyway, just drink this and in a few hours you'll get over your hangover.", Twilight told Trixie as the alicorn left to do her studies.
"Oh and you really shouldn't give Maud any ideas.", Twilight firmly told the magician retiring to her studies. Spike followed the alicorn out the guest room to who knows where.
"You really shouldn't give Maud any ideas. Could this get any stupider?", Maud mocked Twilight before she groaned.
"She's right that you shouldn't but I forgive you.", Maud appeared with the rock that unintentionally started the trouble.
"Oh, great. How did you know that I was at Twilight's? Never mind that. Look, I'm suffering a hangover and you drove me insane. What other torture are you putting Moi through?", Trixie glared only for Maud to blankly stare at the magician.
"Oh and Boulder forgives you too."
"Oh, not this again.", Trixie facehoofed only for Maud to hand her the envelope.
"What's this? Oh my, Celestia. What Is that?! What the buck is that?!", Trixie gasped in horror eyeing the paper that got her antsy.
"Apple Jack wanted me to give you this. It's the bill from the bar. I Only paid part for me and Boulder's. You ordered a big order of tall mugs of strong drinks plus used up a can of whipped cream.", Maud explained as Trixie eyed the reader.
"Definitely not Moi's day. Ugh.", Trixie then fainted as Maud and Boulder gazed at the unicorn.
"I definitely rocked her good. Kicking her can all over the place.", Maud told Boulder kissing the rock before listening to "We Will Rock You by Queens" ending the story.
And that's how Trixie was driven insane and rocked on the same day.
A/N: Well that's the one shot, everypony. I figured after social media picked up on Elmo's one-sided beef with Zoe's pet rock Rocco, I figure Maud can annoy Trixie with the same concept. Tell me what you think of the story in a review. As always, LilMancub Out and I'll see you in the next one.
