Lady Palutena came back with a huge metal crate as Popo sighed in annoyance, his hands on his face as he was quite annoyed.

"All right, I'll bite. What is the crate for?" Popo grumbled as he folded his arms together.

Palutena chuckled as she wagged her right index finger. "It's a surprise that will surely knock you off your feet!"

"Look, sister, the only thing that knocked me off was goddamn Sakurai!" Popo cursed as he pounded his fists on his table. "I could understand not having me paired with Nana due to time constraints, but the fact that he couldn't bother to just have me as the lone Ice Climber is such bullshit!"

"Now Popo, we don't need such language on the show," Palutena stated as she tried to calm Popo down.

"You can't tell me what to do, bitch!" Popo exclaimed as he pulled out Donkey Kong's Coconut Gun and fired coconuts at Palutena, knocking the goddess down on her back as he kept on ranting. "The fact is that I got removed in favor of shit no one likes like Rosalina and Dark Pit! No one wants to play as a fat recolored Peach from space or a literal pallet swap!"

Palutena shook her head after rubbing the injury on her head. "Well, I don't know if I'll be able to make you feel better, but..." She then opened the metal crate, revealing all the different colored Pikmin inside, smiling as she did a pose to reveal them to Popo. "We got some extra helpers for the show! Isn't it great?"

Popo squinted his eyes as he looked at the Pikmin, who all stood motionless as they felt threatened, with one purple Pikmin scratching his butt.

"Oh yeah, these guys are gonna great." Popo commented sarcastically as he had his eyes narrowed, sighing as he placed his left hand on his forehead. "Ugh... I'm gonna call up Dr. Mario. And even worse, even he came back."

Palutena gasped as she placed her hands on her face. "I knew the doctor was white, but I didn't know he was that white!"

Annoyed at Palutena's dumb comment, Popo chucked his wooden mallet at Palutena, knocking her out as he buried his face in his gloved hands, sobbing quietly as the Pikmin all looked at each other, not knowing what to do or make of the situation.