Lady Palutena hummed as she was making pancakes, while Popo watched Pichu trying to pull away some cheesecake that the Pikmin found within the wooden crates, yawning as he stretched his arms.
"Palutena, just what gives you the strength to go on?" Popo remarked as he placed his hands on his face. "Because I don't think I'd know how long I would last just sitting behind here, not doing anything of actual worth."
"Well maybe we should have some actual interviews." Palutena stated as she turned to the camera, winking. "In fact, I'm pretty sure the viewers at home would want to see me in a farting contest... with Peach and Lucina."
"I thought you said you were gonna cut back on that crap!" Popo growled as he slammed his hands on the table.
Palutena laughed as she flipped the pancakes in the air, wagging her right index finger at Popo. "I said I would cut back on being a bit obnoxious, not cut back on cutting the cheese!" She then leaned forward and farted, her tuba like fart echoing within the studio.
Popo was tempted to chuck his mallet at Palutena, but then noticed Dark Pit running into the studio and smashing Palutena's head into the frying pan full of pancakes, causing her face to be burnt up as he laughed.
"Ha! Suck on that, fart face!" Dark Pit stated as he kicked Palutena in the butt, causing her to fart again as he took her staff and ran off, exclaiming at the top of his lungs, "The Hot Topic Krew shall prevail over the Cute Toot House!"
Popo squinted his eyes as he watched the black winged angel dash out, turning back to see Palutena pulling out her face from the frying pan as she growled, her face burnt up.
"Ooh, that damn Dark Pit is gonna get it!" Palutena stated as she bent over, farting away like a rocket as she chased Dark Pit out of the studio.
Popo turned back to the camera with a look of dismay as Pichu stood on top of the counter, victorious over the Pikmin.
"This cheesecake is mine, you plant fuckers!" Pichu stated as she shot electricity at the Pikmin, killing them.
