"Yes, and welcome back to the Fortune Show with Ganondorf!" Stated the host himself, Ganondorf, as he did a twirl. "And today's fortune for you big guys Baneposting out there today is..."
Lady Palutena leaned forward as she and Popo were watching the 'Smash News' program, with today's segment focusing on the self proclaimed king of evil.
"...Wear a blue helmet to salute America!" Ganondorf stated as he picked up a wooden chair and ate it, laughing heartily as he then got a heart attack.
"Oh, very scary." Palutena remarked as she turned to Popo. "Wasn't that scary?"
"...no. Just stupid." Popo remarked as he folded his arms together. 'In fact, what was the point of it?"
"To wear helmets! Duh!" Palutena exclaimed as she then placed on a blue helmet, farting as she did a salute. "With libertion, and just juice for all!"
Popo slapped his forehead with his right hand as he groaned.
