"You know what I don't like about this stupid show?" Rayquaza ranted as he faced Lady Palutena and Popo. "You two don't actually treat this like a talk show!"

"Well we do, actually!" Palutena responded as she puffed her chest, spinning her staff around at the speed of sound for no reason. "I mean, we have you on the show, do we not?"

"You more or less bribed him to appear." Popo remarked as he was doing carvings of Grant Kirkhope in his various ice blocks. "And that's pretty damn bad if you gotta bribe someone to appear on a show."

"Yeah, totally pathetic!" Rayquaza continued as he glanced around. "Look at this place! It's empty! My set might not be all that, but at least it looks better than this! And I treat my coworkers with respect!"

"Hey! I respect Poop over there!" Palutena stated as she pointed at the blue boy Ice Climber. "Why, I greet him on my way to take a fart break!"

Awkward silence as Palutena farted, using it as the opportunity to take said 'fart break'.

"Can you take me along with you? Please?" Popo pleaded as he faced Rayquaza.

"We'll give you cheesecake!" Pichu exclaimed as she was chasing the various Pikmin running away from her for eating up her cheesecake.

"...I'll think about it." Rayquaza remarked as he folded his tiny green arms together, doing some thinking as he realized how dumb this talk show was.