"Fuck!" Lady Palutena cursed as she glanced around. "We're late!"
Popo yawned loudly. "Late for what?" He remarked dully, not interested as he just wanted to be home and climb some icy mountains.
"The show, we're late for the show!" Palutena exclaimed as she pouted on stage.
"Dude, I don't think anyone gives a shit." Popo remarked as he noticed the Pimin were handling a new spa nearby, with hordes of Pikmin gathered to helping the others get their relaxation going on, including Pichu, who was getting a back massage alongside her cheesecake.
"Well, I have to make people care!" Palutena exclaimed as she turned to the camera. "Today's segment is sponsored by Lakithunder's Power Plant! Watt are you waiting for? Come get some!"
"Do we even have anyone to interview?" Popo remarked as he began polshing his various statues of Grant Kirkhope.
"Errr... my armpit! Yes!" Palutena stated as she raised her right arm to reveal her right armpit. "Aren't you just the smelliest Pit this side of Hades?"
Popo slapped himself in the forehead as he couldn't believe how low Palutena would stoop just to entertain the viewers watching this poor excuse of a talk show.
